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War On Terror

  • American Deaths: 8667 (Sad but worth it!)
  • Towelhead Deaths: 1,550,000 (estimated – The world is a better place now!)
  • Mission in Iraq: 69% complete
  • Mission in Afghanistan: 75% complete

Means: WE ARE WINNING! BRING’EM ON, TERRORISTS! ALMOST DONE FOLKS. IT’S TIME WE FINISH THE JOB AND BRING OUR HEROES HOME!

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195 comments

195 Comments so far

  1. graham December 11th, 2006 5:11 AM

    You’re a fucking idiot. This is coming from a conservative. Just shut your mouth and quit making us look like a bunch of retards.

  2. joshin69 December 12th, 2006 1:51 PM

    You are! you retard, only a retard wouldnt know they are a retard. Jeesuz!

  3. "Smily face" December 13th, 2006 4:29 PM

    You guys give me a nice laugh, I mean I was almost conviced that there wern’t such ignorant, blind and clueless people on the world and you just proved me wrong.
    I love seeing you babble along like some headless sheep who can’t tell left from right and thinks he/she has anything to say in this world…
    If you really agree with what’s on this blog… well I can’t say anymore than that I feel sorry for you such sad pityful persons.

    Well at least my IQ exeeds most garbagecans witch can’t be saif for you :-)

    Thanks again for the laugh.

  4. Funny Shit December 14th, 2006 12:50 PM

    You silly, silly, silly, little bitch.

  5. Miso Hornito December 16th, 2006 12:54 AM

    Shelley, I don’t think any of the posters here get it.

  6. peace December 18th, 2006 4:52 AM

    Black then white are all I see
    In my infancy
    Red and yellow then came to be
    Reaching out to me
    Let’s me see

  7. I remember December 18th, 2006 11:41 AM

    I remember the American financed IRA terror campaign in Britain so I’m cynical about any American sponsored ‘War on Terror’. In any case, what has the war in Iraq got to do with it? Bin Ladam and Saddam Husein were strongly opposed to each other.

    How do you reconcile gloating over 650 000 ‘towelhead’ deaths with ‘Thou shalt not kill’ and ‘Turn the other cheek’?

  8. Deng Xiaoping December 18th, 2006 8:55 PM

    As a European:

    Way to make the USA look like an inbred bunch of bigots!

  9. coxinga December 19th, 2006 5:56 AM

    As Borat said it: ” way to go to support your war of terror”!!

  10. just out of shower December 20th, 2006 3:26 AM

    If i put a towel on my head, am i the enemy too?

  11. john December 20th, 2006 2:56 PM

    It’s people like you who will ensure that the dems win big in ’08. Keep it up, PLEASE. Wave that flag in the name of Jesus. Trample on human rights. Give the tax breaks to the rich.. go on. Republican bigot! I’m counting on you.

  12. Adri December 20th, 2006 4:18 PM

    I was seriously wondering whether this site was a joke or not.
    But after reading all the comments I realise you are not joking but are really this stupid.
    Furthermore you dont seem to know your facts: Tony Blair is the leader of the LABOUR party not the CONSERVATIVES.

    But then I thought.. Maybe your joking. No one can be this stupid and narrow minded right?
    Maybe this is satire.> I should hope so at least.
    if it is not you are incredibly stupid and narrow minded. Thank god you do not represent all American people!

    btw; I am dutch

  13. Kevin December 21st, 2006 6:01 PM

    Hey Graham- Speaking on behalf of myself as well as many other peace-mongering, tree-hugging, liberal, atheist, evolutionist, democrats, I can assure you that conservative christians don’t need any assistance insofar as looking like a “bunch of retards” is concerned. You’re doing just fine on your own.

  14. Proud german December 22nd, 2006 3:49 PM

    Problem: 99% of those Towelheads were no terrorists but just civilians being at the wrong place in the wrong time. Their death only enrages the others.

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  15. Matt December 24th, 2006 3:20 AM

    From someone who is a conservative first and a Republican second, you’re display disgusts me. You are what is setting the conservative movement back — and that’s coming from someone who places ideology above electability.

  16. Michael December 25th, 2006 12:22 AM

    Haven’t you guys ever seen the Colbert Report? This is mockery. I know this because:

    A: REAL conservative zealots are too stupid to run a website that doesn’t resemble a fingerpainting by a three year old.

    B: Noone, not even a republican, could possibly spout so much sheer stupidity without making a single spelling or gramatical error (that I’ve noticed) unless they were joking. Sorry, folks, the person behind this site is probably a liberal lunatic, as opposed to a conservative lunatic. And probably an atheist as well.

    PS: If Jesus is the “Reason for the season” then how come people were celebrating holidays on the 25th of December for over 3000 years BEFORE Jesus is said to have lived? (and I say “is said to have lived” because Jesus of Nazareth is more mythical than weapons of mass destruction in Iraq)

  17. George December 30th, 2006 9:18 PM

    Of those 650,000 “towel heads” many were INNOCENT woman and children you nazi bitch. Your idea of Freedom is FASCISM. We stopped you pigs in WW2. This time we stopped you with elections. ha!

  18. Abdelkrim December 31st, 2006 9:59 AM

    Lovely blog, we see here the full American intelligence and critic’ spirit!

  19. onemanwonder January 6th, 2007 1:55 AM

    This is some of the best satire I have ever seen. Keep up the good work and bring on the laughs.

  20. AlbinoDrow January 7th, 2007 12:11 AM

    Satire or not(which I’m betting it is), this site is hysterical. I’ve never heard so much pro-American babble in my life.

  21. Dave P January 9th, 2007 12:07 PM

    Not sure how many UK guys read this (I just stumbled on it by accident) but I think it’s nice that an average American can demonstrate an eye for satire. In fact, from the way it’s written, I would hazard a guess that it is actually written by a conservative Republican, just one that has actually learnt not to take themselves too seriously. Pretty similar to some stuff done by an English TV writer/comedian called Chris Morris. Yee Ha!

  22. Armin January 11th, 2007 5:35 PM

    This Germany calling :
    Shelley, you’re a crazy frog. I don’t think, all Americans are as bad as this site (and your mind).
    Poor Shelley. Maybe one day we are able to turn back the time. It would be a chance for you to marry Mr. William Joseph Simmons (Good idea ?)
    Have a nive evening.

  23. BRENDAN January 17th, 2007 7:53 PM

    this is the best site ever.
    totally awesome.

  24. theo January 18th, 2007 9:26 PM

    remember the vietnam, one will speak again about it at the end of the war

  25. The Correct Left January 21st, 2007 9:57 PM

    … I see you have received your copy of Comrade Rove’s Sophic Book of Wedge Issue Phrase’s….. However, please check chapter 13, Explaining How We Will “Win” The War: You should NEVER, NEVER, NEVER try to define “win” means, attempt to name an ending timeline or “place a number or percentage on how far along the rightous war is”. Please reread from cover to cover as described in your contrzct.

  26. Techno-Bitch January 22nd, 2007 11:08 AM

    your a fool in every sense of the biblical term.

  27. whanni January 24th, 2007 1:17 PM

    What’s sad to me is that most of you took this seriously without at least questioning its lack of validity. The worse thing this website actually does is create more tension between the parties. Regardless, the people who fell into arguing about the content on this website are the ones I’m worried about. Sharpen up, America. Democrat or Republican, at this point, you’re probably still too dumb to improve the country.

  28. European January 26th, 2007 4:08 PM

    Stupid and dumm, dumm and stupid, unbelievable!

  29. Shelley January 27th, 2007 10:07 AM

    What is wrong with ya’ll?
    A war is not a pleasant experience! People die in wars but there is a reason we are fighting this war on terror! It’s to make the word safer, to make the world a better place for our children and our grandchildren!
    AND GUESS WHAT: WE ARE WINNING!!!!!!!

  30. European January 29th, 2007 5:27 AM

    Yes! You are winning cheap petrol. No one cares about “making the world safer”. For who you make the world safer? For Iraq? More people die there now, then before this senselese war. The conclusion that you are winning is rather primitive, and also not true. You are in deep shit there with endless was. But OK you, or some of you, got the petrol. The other things are not important. The deads also.

  31. Monica Dilbreth January 30th, 2007 11:20 AM

    I wish there were more commonsense blogs like yours.
    Uphold for God in these end times.
    I pray so hard for you God bless!!!!

  32. joshin69 January 31st, 2007 1:30 PM

    Yeay more stamping on rights like their rip little melon heads. splish, splosh, splat!

  33. V January 31st, 2007 4:07 PM

    Guys, posters and hosts, its obvious these guys aren’t really right wingers. Republicans aren’t this stupid. No I don’t care what you think of Bush. But the one of you is correct in this type of mentality being the reason dem’s very well may take it all in ’08.

    However this site is more likely a hardcore leftwing run smear campaign, its simply too over the top to be taken seriously.
    I mean think about it. What’s a great way to discourage republican membership, and discredit the party? To claim to be a member, and a typical member, get popular, and make outlandish, blind, sweeping judgments that anyone with moderate intelligence can see is false, such that the readers would believe most right wingers to be this insane. Its viral marketing of a political nature.

  34. JC is Love January 31st, 2007 11:56 PM

    “Towelhead Deaths: 660,000 (estimated – The world is a better place now!)”

    Would Jesus Christ want you to kill your neighbor?

  35. GreekOrthodoxChristian February 1st, 2007 2:00 AM

    “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.” Matthew 5:9…Christ calls us to love our enemies, not to kill those who disbelieve. Fighting for Peace through war is hopeless. You seem to treat Christianity like a totalitarian regime, the “you are either with us or against us” idea…I find this blog disgusting and find it disappointing that a brother in Christ uses these absurd ideas behind the shield of “Christianity” and confused nationalism to justify his views.

  36. GreekOrthodoxChristian February 1st, 2007 2:06 AM

    This site has got to be a joke….ive seen some peeps talk like this before…but “soy beans” genetically engineered to turn people gay? are you kidding me? wow…im lmao

  37. Bergsteinschwartzfeldman February 4th, 2007 5:02 PM

    All the patriotic jews and people from the United Stated must WATCH this video right now!.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs

  38. C.S. Lewis February 5th, 2007 7:47 PM

    “To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.” C. S. Lewis

  39. Peter Garn February 7th, 2007 3:01 PM

    Good Day ! I am a conservative Christian, I prey and believe in God and in Jesus since my earlist childhood. My parents were conservative Christians as well and they put me into a conservative school, where we have learned the Christian doctrine. We were studing the Bible in this school for many years, but I have never read in the Bible: “Killing enemies (people) by weapons is our duty and the world will get a better place, if all these towelheads will die or disappear!” Please, understand me, as a strict Christian I cannot accept it – cause good Christians have to save LIFE. Ask the Vatikan, the Pope or all Christian clerics, they will explain you.
    Therefore I cannot accept any wars, cause Jesus and God told us to be tolerant, also to our enemies! (This is not easy – it is very easy, to kill someone, we dont like. Of course, many terror groups are in the Middle East and many extreme islamic people want to destroy the USA + Europe and want to kill every US citizen and European too. I would like to tell you, LOVE and TOLERANCE are the right answers, you can read it in the Bible. God and Jesus will forgive you !!!

  40. Billy Bob Neck February 7th, 2007 3:42 PM

    First – CS Lewis – If you think I’m gonna take marching orders from a man that did more to promote witchcraft and fantasy than almost anybody I can think of, well, then you can just stuff it in your hobbit hole.

    Peter – I hope you find a church that’s not some perverse cult.

    God is Love!

  41. shannon February 8th, 2007 8:40 PM

    kill em all, let allah sort em out

  42. Warren February 16th, 2007 11:39 AM

    This is one of the craziest sites I think I have ever seen. I actually found this out by looking up websites on the dangers of the American right. Anyone who is intelligent enough to tie their own shoelaces must realise what a bunch of nazi’s you are. All these messages of ‘God is love’ whilst saying 660 000 towelheads dead makes my stomach turn. Go to any country in the world and Americans are despised because of their attitudes like portrayed in this site.

    You guys seem to think this Jesus fellow is upstairs rooting you on to kill maim and murder people in his name could be funny if it wasn’t something believed in by so many and followed through by many more. I’ve read the bible and it doesn’t seem as though God pulls any punches so we dont you let him be the judge(I know nothing will happen then) The fact you spend trillions of dollars on weapons designed to kill people and have no healthcare for the poor in a nation that is supposedly a Christian nation is unfathomable. It is bizaare.

    Every generation of Americans has some enemy, Japanese, communists, Muslims now, it doesn’t matter, its all about the money you can make, thats why you kill some and sell weapons to others. I honestly hope that your rapture comes soon as the world will be a much better place without you lot on it-your dangerous.

  43. mattias February 18th, 2007 7:42 AM

    Nice. A troll blog.

  44. Eurofag February 18th, 2007 8:53 AM

    Europe is disguisted by you and your stupidity, american nazis. The world needs to be purged of such idiots.

  45. Stevie February 18th, 2007 4:35 PM

    Nice site
    your pretty funny, i mean “wee” priceless
    BUT

    if its serious, how can ANYONE be so stupid and ignorant

    Btw 3030 deaths? how many are friendly fire?

  46. Derek February 19th, 2007 8:42 PM

    I wasnt so sure before but when I saw the world ‘Towelhead’ I knew that this whole site was a joke.
    Now I can put my mind at ease and rest easy that people like ‘Shelley’ dont really exist.

  47. John Smith February 22nd, 2007 10:15 AM

    Shelly, I LOVE you… but God doesn’t!

  48. John February 23rd, 2007 7:18 PM

    Love thy neighbor (Iraqis), fucktard!

  49. mary February 24th, 2007 9:18 AM

    are we sure “the towelheads” destroyed the towers or have “we” done it to get an excuse for our war-mongering oil-hungry appetites?????

  50. Marty February 24th, 2007 10:26 PM

    This site is so obviously written to show just how retarded you right-wing moronic jesus-freaks really are. God supposedly told Dubya to invade Iraq. We already know what a buffoon Dubya is. Now we also know what a buffoon his heavenly father is.

  51. Monica Dilbreth February 25th, 2007 11:59 PM

    I am so saddened when I read disrespectful words toward God and toward Christians like me who hold up for God’s Word.

    Peter up above is one of the brainwashed Christians.
    He said he has not actually read the bible.
    Well, I read the bible. I and the genuine Right thinking Christian majority follow and do what the Bible says(while we must also put secular law first, for now).

    So, the thing is, blasphemy is bad, God is great, our President is Christian, and therefore sinless before God.
    Therefore you non-Christians and Wishywashy “Christians” are sinners who are the real cause of all failed policy.

    God takes care of his own. His own who look after Him.

    It’s not a hard message to embrace once you see how much sense it all makes. It’s all in the Bible. Please be kind to Christians now?

  52. over their heads March 2nd, 2007 2:09 PM

    amazing responses…i really think many dont get it. lol
    keep on truckin!

  53. libralshwazay March 5th, 2007 10:31 PM

    no person in their right mind if they are “christian”, like you think you are, would think that killing is good. so i guess your not really a christian. you give republicans a bad name and christians (real christians) even worse of a name. i hope God sends you to hell- where your supposed to be any killing supporting asswhole should be sent there.

    supporting the war is waaayyy different then supporting killing. no educated republican wants to see people die, they just support the war.

    your going straight to hell- which is exactly where you should be. HELL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!

  54. andy March 13th, 2007 10:48 PM

    Christ said love your neighbour and turn the other cheek. You cannot be Christian and support the war. This site is sinful also, even if it is a joke.

  55. Axis of Evil March 16th, 2007 4:07 PM

    You are SO bloody racist, it makes me sick. You deserve to be shot.

  56. Mark March 18th, 2007 6:07 AM

    Wow. Racist bigotry is such a great thing!
    You’re not worthy of living on this planet. You’re actually sickening.

  57. chris March 19th, 2007 7:05 PM

    I support the war. Unfortunately, the country is full of anti-war peace loving hippies. But they are uneducated and should continue smoking whatever the fuck they enjoy smoking. Peace is a result of war, and believe it or not, hate it or love it, people die in war. 3,000 people is a small price to pay for peace. I would like to ask you people something. Had World War 2 been in this day, would you support it? I mean considering there was a dictator killing millions of innocent people (just like Saddam did) would you say “LOVE NOT WAR” then? If you would say that then you are nothing but an ass. We went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan so people like you can continue being stupid ass, pot smoking, fagots. So suck on that you liberal assholes.

  58. Raptor March 20th, 2007 12:15 PM

    chris March 19th, 2007 7:05 pm:
    ‘I support the war. Unfortunately, the country is full of anti-war peace loving hippies. But they are uneducated and should continue smoking whatever the fuck they enjoy smoking. Peace is a result of war, and believe it or not, hate it or love it, people die in war. 3,000 people is a small price to pay for peace. I would like to ask you people something. Had World War 2 been in this day, would you support it? I mean considering there was a dictator killing millions of innocent people (just like Saddam did) would you say ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?LOVE NOT WAR?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? then? If you would say that then you are nothing but an ass. We went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan so people like you can continue being stupid ass, pot smoking, fagots. So suck on that you liberal assholes.’

    ‘Chris’:
    You are a bigoted, xenophobic uneducated moron. I have a Bachelors in International Relations and History (London School of Economics, and a Master’s degree in Strategic Studies from the Australian National University, and am writing my PhD thesis in International Politics. (What degrees do you have?) And I do not smoke or do drugs. And I oppose this stupid war of yours! If you’re going to have a war, the least is to have a war that is actually necessary, not over non-existent WMDs or non-existent ties between Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. And you might want to actually have a practical plan for reconstruction. But no, Bush has demonstrated his complete stupidity and incompetence as C-in-C.

    Let’s get one thing straight, I am no starry-eyed dove, I am no saint, and I am not Gandhi. I am not particularly liberal. I have served in the army. I recognise that some wars are necessary, war was the only thing that could have brought Hitler down after 1933. But Saddam Hussein was no Hitler. And conducting an unnecessary war that has killed more than 600,000 Muslims is giving a lot of Muslims around the world a pretty damn good reason to hate the US.

    And as for you, ‘Shelley the Republican’: I personally think that the diction you have used on your website reminds me of a five year old. Please go back to school and learn something about the world; in the meantime, please spare us from your stupidity and ignorance.

  59. newyorker March 21st, 2007 4:43 PM

    how is it possible that a rat like you is allowed to host a site and publish lies about everything you “report”..
    i just hope that you and your fellows are getting much love in the butt by some crack addicts.

  60. Matt March 22nd, 2007 9:21 PM

    Well, I read your ignorant “reports” and thought this site was a joke but sadly I realized that it in fact was started by a bible spewing BS. Having a faith is fantastic but not if you leads your thoughts into such dementia as Jack Thompson as a leveled headed individual, or any of your other reports for that matter. What a great way to represent the US and the Republican party as a bunch of half-brained bigots. And thanks for the land sland democrat win in ’08 ^_^

  61. agustin83 March 28th, 2007 10:32 PM

    Desde Argentina, solo tengo para decirte esto:

    Sos un enfermo psicopata, que defiende lo indefendible, como podes creer toda la mierda que te vendio tu “querido” presidente George W. No te das cuenta que te estan mintiendo para ellos quedarse con el puto petroleo, mientras vos y y los de tu cala??Ǭ±a se sienten orgullosos de matar ni??Ǭ±os, mujeres y cualquier tipo de civil inocente que se les cruce en el medio…

    me dan asco, mucho asco. espero que quede gente inteligente en tu pais, asi enjucian por crimenes de guerra a todos los responsables de estas masacres

    (y son mas 3030 los caidos, que no te enga??Ǭ±en asi)
    http://www.taringa.net/posts/imagenes/130331/irak:-imagenes-que-bush-ordeno-no-publicar.html

  62. agustin83 March 28th, 2007 10:33 PM

    Desde Argentina, solo tengo para decirte esto:

    Sos un enfermo psicopata, que defiende lo indefendible, como podes creer toda la mierda que te vendio tu “querido” presidente George W. No te das cuenta que te estan mintiendo para ellos quedarse con el puto petroleo, mientras vos y y los de tu cala??Ǭ±a se sienten orgullosos de matar ni??Ǭ±os, mujeres y cualquier tipo de civil inocente que se les cruce en el medio…

    me dan asco, mucho asco. espero que quede gente inteligente en tu pais, asi enjucian por crimenes de guerra a todos los responsables de estas masacres

    (y son mas 3030 los caidos, que no te enga??Ǭ±en asi)

  63. Sarah Victoria Bruun March 30th, 2007 6:37 PM

    STOP THE WAR!!
    For peace and freedom for the workingclass people.
    Make capitalism history, make socialism our future.

    Join the CWI!

    http://www.socialistworld.net

  64. august March 30th, 2007 10:52 PM

    THIS WEBSITE MUST BE PART OF SOME WEIRD DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN. IF YOU LOVELY SHELLEY REALLY EXIST THEN PRAYING FOR YOU SEEMS THE ONLY THING POSSIBLE.

    TO ALL THE OTHER COMMENT WRITERS. PLEASE LET ME (A NAIV GERMAN) KNOW IF SUCH OPINIONS ARE ACTUALLY EXISTING AMOUNG YOUR CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS:

  65. Elvish In Chains March 31st, 2007 7:05 PM

    “War is a Racket!” -Major General Smedley Darlington Butler,USMC -1935 http://lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

  66. Danny Ditto March 31st, 2007 8:01 PM

    US involvement in World War One led to Germany’s defeat which led to forced war reparations which led to collapse of the German economy which led to Hitler’s rise to power! US corporate and banking interests funded Hitler and the Third Reich! George W.Bush’s paternal and maternal grandfathers were aiding Nazi Germany as late as 1942! Read about it in Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler by Anthony Sutton. http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/wall_street/index.htm There are other sources of information,just type into a search engine the phrases “Hitler’s financiers” or “Bush/Nazis”! Foreign wars aren’t “noble causes”,the enemies are created in advance by globalists for a pre-planned goal of world control(the Hegelian Dialectic),the ultimate goal,a New World Order!

  67. Kitty Jones April 4th, 2007 10:30 PM

    Michael hit the nail on the head, this is just like The Colbert Report in one magnificent way: they’re parodies. You can’t possibly take anything here seriously, it’s meant to all be a joke.
    When there’s a link at the top that says “God’s Hitlist”, you have to be insanely foolish to believe any of this is real.

  68. Buck April 8th, 2007 2:37 AM

    Sadly, there are really people like this in the USA. I personally know some of them.

    I have absolutely nothing against any religion, or any diety one chooses to worship. If that brings you peace, all the better. What I cannot understand is human beings standing in judgement of one another, ESPECIALLY in the name of religion.

    We get into trouble when we think OUR religion is the only right one, containing all the correct answers. There are approximately 2 billion Bhuddists, 1.5 billion Catholics, and 800 million Muslims in the world (not to mention Hindus). Can they all be wrong? What business is it of ours to make that judgement, anyway???

    Who gets into heaven? The person who condemns and stands in judgement of his neighbors? Or the one who turns the other cheek?

    Live and let live. It’s all about LOVE, people.

  69. Chuck U. Farley April 11th, 2007 10:44 PM

    Wow,

    We thought we were alone ( nice, thinking, feeling human beings that don’t lash out biggotry and hatred at others) in our in our disgust for people like you. Nice to see so many of the normal ones here, letting you “Shelley_the_Republican”-types know that you , in fact, are what’s wrong with the world. Nay, the entire Universe.

    We’d like to invite everyone to visit OUR lovely little corner of the web, dedicated to the wonderous idiousy of this board of it’s sad hatred of things not them.

    Please vist us at…

    http://retardedshelley.proboards89.com/index.cgi

    Tell em’ Santorum sent ya!

  70. Go April 13th, 2007 2:38 AM

    I think this website is GREAT! Idiots like graham have no sense of humor. How can people be so stupid as to believe that this site is supposed to be taken seriously? Of COURSE this site is over-stated and ridiculous. No conservatives really act like that. I’m a staunch republican myself! Keep up the good work!

  71. Charlie April 16th, 2007 5:26 PM

    Well done, you have my support!

  72. [...] — and you should definitely check the Atheist Conspiracies section, as well as the great War on Terror [...]

  73. Shelley April 17th, 2007 5:12 PM

    Charly,
    thanks for your support! It helps a lot to know that there are still cool folks out there that support the good cause!

    Thanks again. You are a great American!

    Shelley Goodman

  74. Mensaje para agustin83 April 19th, 2007 12:55 PM

    Agustin, not you calentes who this website is a joke. I am of and also alive Argentinean in the U.S.A.. This is one parodia against the republicans and Christians. In serious that is not really. For short while I have been reading it and I kill. The worse thing of everything is than lamentably there are many
    Americans who think this way, but this site is single to make fun of
    of them.

  75. JJ April 20th, 2007 11:45 AM

    SICK!

    I think you have a some sort of death wish. I know that you’re indeed a sick little puppy, but by estimating/hoping the death count of the “towel heads” here reveals that you’re really really REALLY SICK in the head. Put some pictures of Mohammed in the blog and get shot, please.

    -JJ

  76. Hallallabeemajellabad April 21st, 2007 7:52 AM

    Genius, pure genius. Where do I sign up?

  77. Shelley April 23rd, 2007 5:10 AM

    Here:

    http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-login.php?action=register

    Please register and receive updates from time to time.

    Thanks.

  78. taytay_fresh April 23rd, 2007 8:31 PM

    you all that left comments about Being a christian not being able to support war are wrong in the bible its describes God as a man of war so obviously you haven’t been reading enough word and people will not be sent to hell cuz they believe in war so dont say that.

    there is a heaven and hell and your actions and confessions can determine were you go

    this is for all u unexperienced “Chrisians” i’m the real deal

  79. taytay_fresh April 23rd, 2007 8:35 PM

    bush is not sinless towards God all man who havent repented of sin are sinful to God because all men and women fall short of being perfect and with out lying stealing cheating cussin haven sex outside of marriage so you dont know what u talken bout

    this is 4 all u fake Christians im the real deal
    read and learn

  80. taytay_fresh April 23rd, 2007 8:45 PM

    have fun with your silly little unimportant site that no one important has heard of that i happen to stumble upon while lookin for something important you silly little, ignorant, lost, adolesent, idiotic, crack headed, undeveloped, retarded, stupid, dumb, and last but not least incompitent little unimportant people.

    this is for every person here.
    thanks 4 listening

  81. Mipsy April 29th, 2007 3:03 PM

    What do you call 712,000 dead camel-riding bomb monkies? A damn good start! If it weren’t for the stupid fuck-head liberals our boy George could have had the job done a long time ago. A hydrogen bomb would make Baghdad nice and quiet.

    Hell, why not turn the whole country into a big glass crater? We should show these fuckers what it means to mess with the US of A! Maybe this upcoming September 11th would be a good day for a nuclear carpet bombing. We could do Iran too, they are right next door.

    As I see it the biggest threat to America now is the dumb-fuck liberal congress. Luckily George has his veto pen at the ready. They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but it sure as hell is mighter than a bunch of ignorant liberals when in the hands of our savior, GWB.

    It’s time to rid the world of these heathens. If you don’t except Jesus as your LORD and savior then you can except 5 megatons directly up your stupid ass, fuck-head. Maybe we should keep enough of them around to do some more MKULTRA work.

  82. The Voice of Logic and Reason May 7th, 2007 10:26 PM

    How are you better in any way than those you are fighting?

  83. Mahdi May 8th, 2007 5:43 AM
  84. Pedro May 8th, 2007 8:01 AM

    Would you be so proud of the body count if your father, daughter, husband or brother was one more number on the billboard? What if your best friend was from another religion and living in Iraq? Would you still be proud of the million deaths delivered proudly by your own country?

    The least you can do, as a true American (which I am not, I am Portuguese) and as a person, would be to respect the friends and families of those who lost their lives (regardless of what they are fighting for) for an oil driven war.

    Anyone who supports this war should join the army and go there themselves. Honestly I hope you get shot! Most importantly I hope that your troops get back safe soon.

    I am ashamed as a citizen of the world to see that we do not evolve as a civilization. You and your friends are the living proof. You are the missing link.

    Please take the flag pole out of your ass the nest time you post. You will feel better and maybe start thinking straight.

    Regards

    Pedro

  85. johns May 8th, 2007 9:52 PM

    gays are cool!

  86. Dan May 9th, 2007 7:46 PM

    Hahahahahahahooheee! this is the kind of thinking that comes from the intelectual dregs of the world. The person who made this must have been dropped on their head as a kid. and yes. gays are cool

  87. Thomas May 11th, 2007 3:46 PM

    Ironically, if this site is not a great blog (which it of course is), it drives more people to republican conservatism than it wins.

    So keep on going Shelley, you’re contributing a great deal to a republican win in 2008.

    To quote Proud German: IMPEACH BUSH!

    Greetings from liberal Holland,
    Thomas van der Meer

  88. Thomas May 12th, 2007 2:55 PM

    Correction of above post:

    ‘to republican conservatism’ = ‘from republican conseratism’

    ‘republican win’ = ‘democratic win’

    I didn’t think even the moderation of comments would be corrupted, but I guess thats the only way for you to actually win an argument.

    Greetings from libaral Holland,
    Thomas van der Meer

  89. Jimothy May 12th, 2007 10:57 PM

    Guess who gave the “towelheads” funding back in the 80s?

  90. Thomas May 24th, 2007 11:29 AM

    Yeah Shelly, answer us that please. Guess which (Republican) government gave the “towelheads” funding back in the 80s so they could fight the communists?

    That one backfired pretty hard on 9/11 didn’t it? Well, as you can see it’s pretty much the fault of your own dear Republicans that the “towelheads” have weapons in the first place…

    Greetings from liberal Holland,
    Thomas van der Meer

  91. Thomas May 26th, 2007 4:57 AM

    Hey, I see you’ve DECREASED the win percentage, just a few days ago it was 82%.

    I guess even you must agree you’re failing bigtime over there.

    Greetings from liberal Holland,
    Thomas van der Meer

  92. cee May 26th, 2007 5:38 PM

    I do not believe a website could actually use the expression ‘Towelhead deaths’ even less say it was a good thing.
    I thinkyou actually BELIEVE that there is a war on terror , wake up ITS A WAR ON CIVIL LIBERTIES. Give people something to be scared of and they believe that you can do anything you wish , UK citizens will soon have to have ID cards AND our police are being seen armed more and more – Blair obviously listened to Goerbells speeches !

    The writer of this blog is obviously a sick and twisted or naive idiot and is far more ogf a threat to me than Bin Laden or any other moslem in the world .

    PLEASE GO AWAY !!!!

  93. Thomas May 27th, 2007 9:28 AM

    @cee: Or it’s just a brilliant liberal prank =)

  94. Kee May 27th, 2007 8:35 PM

    I say this as a female republican of Middle Eastern descent (though I am an agnostic): God, you’re a moron.

  95. aviet_error June 3rd, 2007 5:39 PM

    is dis a jok? u r soo funni11!!

    INVISIBLE PARADY1!!

  96. DawneSN June 4th, 2007 2:17 AM

    Such a sad site… As a Christian, I do not see God’s love, mercy and grace in evidence. I am very conservative and agree with some that I read, but would express my beliefs far more judiciously. Most of what I have read is blatantly bigoted and ungodly. Sites like this contribute to the poor perception of Christians that is so prevalent in the US and world today. Having worked with cults, I suspect I have just discovered a new one. May the Lord Jesus have mercy on you all and draw you closer to Him.

  97. SHELLEY SUCKS June 20th, 2007 5:10 PM

    is this shit real? Who is this shelley woman?

  98. Anita Bong-Hit June 24th, 2007 11:33 AM

    Take it easy on Shelley guys. Electro-shock therapy does different things to different people. This all started 5 years ago after Shelley and I had just taken a couple hits of LSD after her last electro session and Shelley’s all like “Dude, I see Jesus….fuck, man, he’s gonna eat me….oh shit.” So I am all like “Shelley, just calm down and go with it”. She’s been a wacked out christian fundie ever since.

  99. Her Excellency May 9th, 2008 12:00 AM

    This IS a satire.
    Right?
    Right!
    RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  100. Ooops May 9th, 2008 5:10 AM

    Yes, its a satire…. Trust me, I promise you its a satire – don’t worry ;). Its a pretty good satire, so totally out there, but written well enough to almost convince you.

  101. paper May 14th, 2008 1:45 PM

    a. shelley isn’t real.

    b. god in the christian sense isn’t real, and if he were it wouldn’t make your “christian” replies any more valid.

    c. the political parties that some of you have so strictly and drastically defined are actually both filled with diverse, sometimes even intelligent people… i know, fucking crazy right?

    d. this war is real, yet no one knows what the fuck is actually going on. so don’t ever assume that you’re some kind of foreign affairs or military expert.

    e. taytay_fresh is the Real Deal: a truly experienced and well-read source of Religious Knowledge.

  102. david May 14th, 2008 4:50 PM

    Hey, the way I see America is this; the enlightened smart half who are computer literary, mostly with progressive ideals of liberty, and the other half half, the bible thumping intolerant rednecks who bring the US down.

    This website is the latter

  103. Preston June 17th, 2008 3:18 PM

    The only thing that could make this blog more true is if there were twice as many libreals killed in this country as there is towelheads killed in Iraq.

  104. anon July 19th, 2008 8:04 AM

    Your guys could learn a thing or two from the Australians, we’ve had far fewer deaths than you Americans, but then again, we don’t have our own people trying to kill us “accidently”. Another thing you could learn is how to spell colour.

    And for all your freedom-fighters, if fire-fighters fight fire and crime-fighters fight crime, what do the freedom-fighters fight?

  105. J.D. Stephens July 24th, 2008 8:56 PM

    John McCain has stated, in his usual straight talk style, that we must beef up our military in order to win our war with Iraq, and others in the near future (Iran?) The right way forward is to institute a draft that fair and equitable to everyone involved, and the plan is the fully vetted and trusted Rumsfeld Plan. Under the Rumsfeld plan, anyone not involved in a war-critical civilian position, or anyone otherwise considered by the federal draft board to be draft exempt due to other “considerations”, race and family, and between the ages of 14 and 27 will be draft eligible. John McCain has stated that the need for manpower is so great, that no other criteria will be considered in determining eligibility. Conscription and tour length in war zones will, of course, be for the duration. John McCain, ever fiscally responsible, also has a brilliant plan to make veteran care and benefits pay for themselves as an adjunct to the Rumsfeld plan. John McCain has promised that those conscripted will be offered the option to “bounty out” of military service. For the nominal sum of $10,000 thousand dollars every 18 months, a conscript will be able to postpone military service. For $25,000 a conscript will be permanently exempt from military service. John McCain has affirmed that the funds raised in this way will pay for all veterans’ benefits, plus fund the slimed down, modernized, version of the G.I. Bill of Rights currently under consideration by the responsible party and our President. There will be enough money left over to further reduce that tax burden of deserving Americans (we know that “Trickle Down” works and has always worked!) John McCain also has a plan to empty out our prisons and make valuable use of the human waste that we are paying millions a day to keep in custody. We’ll get into that plan next time! Until then VOTE MCCAIN! We will never surrender to the Iraqis! We will never surrender to the Iranians!

    Yours in Christ, J.D. Stephens

  106. Andrew Lin July 24th, 2008 10:07 PM

    yes, this is fucking satire. I can’t believe peopld ont get it.

  107. Jake August 2nd, 2008 11:15 AM

    You fucking idiot! You got me quivering. You WANT war? DAMN! Those deaths… those were people… like you and me. they are dying! You honestly think this is what the Lord wants? Get BLOOD ON OUR HANDS? That is… inhuman. ingodly. psychotic. sick.
    Does hatred make you say these things? Think that way? I… I thought you were a christian. The word of the lord states in his very 10 commandments that we shan’t kill. It states in my commandments that no one should get killed. No innocents. No soldiers. No terrorists. No oilpeople. No one. Ever. Wouldn’t that be making the world a better place?
    Also, what happened on 9/11/04 had never been proven to have been done by some guy who lives in iraq. And even if it had been, would revenge be the christian way to go? Do you really think that? I hope not, and I believe, ther is an understanding, innocent person even in your heart, too.
    I know I’m just a kid and you probably don’t even read this post, but if you do, look through the eyes of a child. For if you won’t become like a child, you will not enter the kingdom of God. Look it up. In John I believe.
    Darn, I’m crying now. All those dead people, those broken families… insane. Just… insane.

    Jake, in dear rememberance of all those people on both sides of the mg.

  108. mitch August 18th, 2008 10:05 AM

    Consider seeing a psycologist.

  109. mitch August 18th, 2008 10:06 AM

    Please

  110. Anonymous August 31st, 2008 6:07 PM

    You’re evil, and racist.
    American Deaths: 4155 (Sad but worth it!)
    Towelhead Deaths: 1,250,000 (estimated – The world is a better place now!)
    Mission in Iraq: 90% complete

    So all americans are innocent and all mid easterns are not? So a total of 1,234,155 people should die for oil? You need to be in mental hospital. Hope the best for obama.

  111. Peter August 31st, 2008 8:39 PM

    I am a bit confused! Since WW2 the USA told to the rest of the world, how proud they are, to be a nation of different culturs and colors. All kinds of ethnic groups, religions and culturs built up the States. Nevertheless there are people in the US, who hate or dislike foreign nations. Such stereotypins, like all muslims are evil sounds a bit narrow minded. A lot of Muslims still live and work in the States, some of them since some generations. Also I dislike all these evil leaders in Iran or Sudan, who repress their own people. Most of these islamic civilians are innocent and Christian communities still live in the Middle East too and they wear turbans. Turbans wear Christians as well, cause the sun and desert sand. These innocent natives get wrong news, an Anti-West propaganda, made by such islamic leaders, like we have in Iran, Somalia, Sudan, Syria……30 years ago all communists were evil and godless people. But many people were actually innocent – now the Soviet Union colapsed and the people can go to church, after 70 years again. You can see, not all people are bad.
    Peter Vienna

  112. treesitter September 13th, 2008 4:51 PM

    Quote:
    “Under the Rumsfeld plan, anyone not involved in a war-critical civilian position, or anyone otherwise considered by the federal draft board to be draft exempt due to other “considerations”, race and family, and between the ages of 14 and 27 will be draft eligible.”

    Sounds like Adolf Hitler back then in 1939…

    Quote:
    “McCain also has a plan to empty out our prisons and make valuable use of the human waste that we are paying millions a day to keep in custody. We’ll get into that plan next time!”

    Yeah, that’s exactly what Hitler did: the final solution!

    You’re a real nazi J.D. Stephens! Too bad for you, that you’re not living in Germany 1939… Hitler would have been very prod of you.

  113. jay October 25th, 2008 9:32 PM

    mam the war has lost close to 5000 american soldiers lives. and for wat 1,250,000 “towel head”(arab) deaths. I could give a fuck. We need to leave and send delta force after osama. We need to just say fuck the middle east and leave them to thier own devices instead of occupy countries and bring “freedom”.

  114. Maria November 1st, 2008 10:44 AM

    I’m not american, but human…then I suposse Good must be american…I’m I right? Those who have fear to right of free human thinking are the same that “in the name of Good make wars and spread the terror in their country inhabitants… as in USA”. You poor people… Curiosly…but not surprising becaouse inteligence does not understan about frontiers and “Countries”
    Carl Sagan was American and unfortunately die…yeras ago.
    Why don’t you give the chance to undertand a little bit more about the “Real Thing” THE UNIVERSE AND OUW PLACE IN
    THERE!
    Thank’s to ignorant people as the owner of this disgasted page, is the world we have and It will be comming…
    1. More controlled…in the name of security from whom?
    2. More poluted and with siruous climate change problem
    3. With more & more interminable wars in the NAME OF FREEDOM!! Of course only american freedom jajaja
    4. W/more fool, ignorant & controlled masses of people who less and less think by their own…the just sit to watch the controlled TV shows & CNN, ABC, ets. anounces.
    5. And by the end…who is terrorist? Cain of people as Jesus who benn trying to free us all just thinking…and loving each other. Yes he is also at “the present look” another terrorist… :(
    Poor human race…where is it going???

    I bed you poor page owner…Give yourselve a chance!
    Watch: THE COSMOS SERIES!

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  115. unfortunate November 5th, 2008 8:56 PM

    you do know he’s coming, right?

  116. keegan the athiest February 19th, 2009 1:24 AM

    You are hilarious.
    You really are stupid, arent you? You really need to open up your eyes, and look at the world with an open and non judgemental mind. We are the terrorists, you fucking dumbass! We are invading their country, when they did nothing to us. the hijackers of 9-11 were men that were not from iraq. Fucktard.

  117. William May 17th, 2009 12:37 PM

    This website cant be satire.
    I for one proudly support this website. Yes, Jesus wouldn’t want us calling the infidel ‘towelheads’ but its written out of anger and frustration, I would imagine.

    America needs websites like this that promote the ‘other side’. Unfortunately, the wide array of media outlets support the liberal agenda. Its a free country, they have the right to do so.

    I know enough to say that we have moral obligation to fix our world and help people. Great Britain began God’s work back in he 1600′s. They ruled many areas of the world, inspired by the good book. Now the US of a needs to continue where they left off.

    Jesus gave us this country to spread his word. If we refuse, we don’t deserve to be here. We might as well go back to Europe and live under a tyrant Catholic.

    God bless America, the white race, and G.W. Bush!

  118. Andy June 11th, 2009 7:46 PM

    This is a strange place to cast a view.
    Full of hatred – funny, thoug almost predictable, the fact, that the christian vomiters spit their evil guts upon those beiing different from their own holy grale filled with shit and human incompetenz. Those people, who sympathy with shaitan and therefor ow him no loyalty, since loyalty belongs to conservatism, may do as they please. They might wear their socks for even months without beiing cast away by satan, while you stubborn shitheads would almost get wet with precum and slobber, picing up stones you might through at them. It is you, who need help from God, for most santanists are romantics, who have willingly turned away from a cruesom society full of hate and – althoug very well capable of “ratio”, good educated and sometimes even smart, fell better to dominate everything and everyone, started by nature, gods very holy and beautiful gift, who you/we destroy while geting off on luxiary. You somehow feel drafted into gods army and therfor you look out for potential enemies. Homosexuality is not a sin in gods greatness – for he is the one, who invented toleranz and is very likely the most tolerant father ever to exist. He also gave us humor, sarcasm, thorn, vita, esprit, musik, – the love you should remember – is a gift from god, send to those, who need it most, you cannot expect a father to respect his son, when he is a cowardly, egoistic and stubborn ashole, trying to make a good looking and points by condemting others, he is so eager to hate and therefor feels free to burn them to dead on their way into a fate, so cruesome that even the satanics would get a bad concience about it.
    Your church is full of shit and it is you stupid people, who send manny people to anarchy, okultismn and satanism. Satan makes a good deal – he kicks your asses – and if you realy believed in god or satan, you would not be as brave as you pose in this threads, for god will not help you in a manner you expect him to, but he will teach you, as gently as possible, that nerds are too boring to sit by his glorious side. God may well kick all of our asses for sinners we all are. But a god, who is happy by sending people into hell and pain, whithout any hope of ever being released is not worthy to be imperator upon mankind. Let me tell you he feels not so much different. If god is – what I believe – so poweful to kick satans ass – why then does he hesitate – Satan himself is part of gods plan and even more, he is gods child and our brother as any ohter of us. If god created everything, so he did with satan. The drinking of blood is a deeply symbolic act plus the old testament is also full of cruelty – and partly – even mostly makes me feel very, very sick. It is – clearly on of the biggest tragedies mankind has to face, for most of you are analphabets, not able to read it clearly or distinguish, which part represents wisdom – may be god – and which part was written/faked by selfish men without any loalty to anyone – not even god. I like chesus and do not want to make him sad – I would be proud to call him broh´ther or father – but chesus, or the Idea of chesus and all those brave martyrs is a road you may pass by reading in your hard and not by kissing an od fetish like the (un)holy bible.

    I am not a satanic – I am an arrogant and very well informed person, wo takes his arroganz and pride from a source called wisdom and tolerane. I am aware,that you too are gods childs, my brothers ( uhh uhhh) you won’t be pleased I reckon – but you shoud not have too much power for you do a hole lot of trouble to your brothers and sisters – these are, also those people who feel sympathy with satan – god himself gave him the freedom to make a choice and you are to respect this if you are truely children of god. You are not to like it and you may also skold and even hate them for you are no angles but simply weak women and men -and god does not send you to hell for your sad and agressives feelings – but he might well have one or two words with you when the time has come. Try to understand the sinners and try to help them finding a good way to whatever makes them happy as long as they do not harm others. Do not force them to a god they do not wish – try to live a life in Jesus holy spirit and show them that it can be full of sweet pleasure and full of endless powers they never expected to be capable of. Powers, they all over sudden do not wish to use for their own good but for sharing them with everyone for the good of everyone. These powers, to grow over yourself, to have learned that you are nothing without gods mercy, but full of gods good will and wisdom -enable you to say – father – or may be good old friend, I was full of shit and I do not longer want to be who I was, for thruthfully – right now I do not give a dime to who you are since I just found out that you might really exist, but holly crap – I think I just fell in love with you and from now on, depp in my heard, I’m politely begging you not to leave me anymore – I am still a weak ashole, but if you bear with me – and god will not turn away from true love, he himself inflicted, I will be honest and truefull and face my weakness. I will honestly try to work harder, not to slime my way into your realm full of glory and wisdom, but I will will listen to you truefullness and I think I have just learned to respect you – for you are cool.
    You are so endlessly deep so sweet and beautiful – you do not happen to be female by any chance? – little joke -
    although god might very well be more female than pasha.
    Be that as it may – may be god kicks asses – may be not – but if so, he does it like a father/mother who tries to kepp his/her child from harm and he himself is the most unhappy person,ghost, spirit or whatever, while seeing our stubborn and unholy, infantil and shitlike behavior, especially when it comes to minorities and how to get rid of them. He does not suppert such thinking or behavior – may be satan does – so all you people, who work hard to supply satan with fresh rotting flesh to be eternaly burned, be it homosexuals, anarchists or satanists, pedofiles and all those unwanted people who not fit into your perfect world of glory and shine – let me tell you with most of my hard and arrogance – god – is – not – on -your -side – but if you turn left and risk a glimpse – the black man might perhaps be, and he has a good time watching you.

    Dr.Zorgh – Protestant from (unholy) Germany and yes – my grandpa served the SS – not my fault but I love him anyway and I’m loyal for he’s my grandpa isn’t he.

  119. Michael June 15th, 2009 4:50 PM

    The blog is serious stuff. Keep up the good work. I had not thought of this blog as being anything but humor until I read some comments. Now I am very disturbed. Ha!

  120. Shelleys secret lover July 11th, 2009 3:05 PM

    Yea, but Shelley is hot! I’d like to bend her over the breakfast table.

  121. Aihwa July 13th, 2009 2:14 AM

    You cannot justify 1 million deaths as progress. Thats not being a Christian, no true Christian would celebrate millions loosing their lives in a worthless conflict.

  122. Jim July 15th, 2009 6:49 PM

    You absolutely disgust me. People like you are why the US is hated throughout the world, when most Americans are some of the nicest, most affable people you could meet.

  123. Petrov July 22nd, 2009 11:57 AM

    Aihwa, I believe you are wrong.

    Christians look forward to the “Rapture” for that exact reason.

  124. Aihwa July 22nd, 2009 11:08 PM

    Nope, most christians dont beleive in the rapture. (like me) We beleive everybody gets to heaven eventualy, no giant damnation fest.

  125. Petrov July 23rd, 2009 11:12 AM

    Interesting…I myself am Christian and have found that I am amongst a minority group, and a rather small one at that, who don’t believe in the “rapture”, (hence the inverted commas). In fact most tell me that I am damned to Hell because of what I believe.

    I’ve certainly not met many Christians that believe everyone gets to Heaven eventually, and personally I think if they genuinely believed that they wouldn’t be so perculiar about abiding the Ten commandments, or the general morals in which the bible teaches us to live by: Becuase they’d get to Heaven anyway, so why should they care what they do.

  126. Aihwa July 27th, 2009 7:24 PM

    Meh, must just be me then.

    And I doubt anybody would sin less on threat of damnation, I cant see all loving God threatening people to be good.

  127. Petrov July 28th, 2009 8:54 AM

    I agree with you Aihwa, I was just stating that while I do not believe in the rapture or persecuting others or condemning them because they don’t share my faith, or in a wrathful God, most people that I have met that are Christians apart from myself do believe that. It is those same people that long for the rapture because they see it as God clensing the earth from all evil, which does nothing but prove how hateful and judgmental they are.

    One must remember that being a Christian does not necessarily mean being God – it’s just a pity that some think they are.

  128. Pure_Evil_Emo October 6th, 2009 7:22 PM

    … Shelly the Republican… I salute you to hell…

  129. Julien Flaversham October 30th, 2009 5:23 AM

    Against abortion but for the killing of fathers, brothers, sisters, women, and fresh-out-of-highschool persons who didn’t have enough money for college, so had to enlist for the benefits.

    Good going. This isn’t a double-standard at all. Let’s fight death with plentiful handfuls of more death, shall we? This isn’t the corner stone of counter productivity whatsoever.

    And yes, in case you weren’t wondering, sarcasm was included in this little comment. Whether or not you’re smart enough to catch where, let me know.

  130. Brennan Riesling November 27th, 2009 3:50 AM

    Hmmm, I think this is all a ploy. However this “Shelley” person is she is either:

    A: A (I sincerly apologize for the illiteracy) FUCKING RETARD!
    B: A highly clever liberlist (and/or aeitheist) usin some good ol’ reverse psychology!

    But seriously, this HAS to be satire!

  131. deuteronomy February 2nd, 2010 12:23 PM

    “4155 american deaths.. sad but worth it?” um, if it’s so worth it then why are you over there making the ultimate sacrifice? when the best thing you can do with your life to benefit mankind is end it, you are a sad sot indeed, and i don’t come across many people that i feel that about but whomever writes this piece of crap should surely suck start a shotgun today, before he/she does anymore damage. like procreating.. please kill yourself before you reproduce. do the right thing.

  132. dannydemocrat March 9th, 2010 5:52 PM

    Towelhead Deaths: 1,250,000 (estimated – The world is a better place now!)

    Ok first off….WHAT THE FUCK?

    do you realize we mortar innocent men, women and children in Iraq because George Bush had nothing better to do but to kill small muslim people?

    PS. for the record, if anyone makes a follow-up comment blaming OBAMA for this war, well guess what: You Are A CONSEVATIVE @$$ H0L3

  133. Harald March 18th, 2010 4:49 AM

    And still you wonder why the rest of the world wants your country bombed…

  134. notaredneck May 18th, 2010 3:54 PM

    I pray for all you rednecks, I pray that one day you will wake up and realize that fucking your sister is wrong, that your backward ways, your close mindedness is a product of your inbred upbringing by your uneducated and social-economically disadvantaged (poor) parents who are themselves have been cheat by your society, your country and your race. Pray that one day a hick might be some good for the rest of the world. I hope you go to bed tonight knowing that those you hate so dearly are getting ahead of you and if you are lucky enough to be a patient or a client that you have to hang your head in shame know that you had to ask these people for help and only have the balls to call them names under your breath and behind there back. I pray for you and the non-white taking your job tomorrow.

  135. rub May 25th, 2010 2:01 PM

    WHAT A FUCKING SHIT OF BLOG.
    WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU DEAD, THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
    GREETINGS TO FREE PEOPLE
    FUCK OFF BASTARDS!!

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    I stumbled upon this website as I was looking for some good gay porn for me and my buddy to jerk each others dicks off to… we read this and had a good laugh and now we’re going to finger each other and probably have unprotected gay sex.

    http://www.gaynet.tv is a wicked site for wicked gay porn.

    ps. you are all a bunch of fuckin rednecks and chances are, god will send you to hell for being so judgemental before he’d send me to hell for sucking another guys cock.

  137. goran June 18th, 2010 10:21 AM

    SHIT. I KNEW AMERICANS ARE DUMB AND STUPID, BUT THIS IS SOMETHING FROM THE MIDDLE AGES!!!

  138. chloe July 1st, 2010 8:19 PM

    Wow.i Knew there was a lot of dumb ass americans, but this is just something else! http://www.theinsider.org/news/article.asp?id=0472 WAKE UP FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!!!!!!! Bet your obese and have never seen love,probably why you are so corrupt. Go back a few hundred years if you want views like this. The rest of us have evolved.

  139. backSLIDER July 5th, 2010 1:37 AM

    Thank you for the hardore analysis. I do wonder what comments are RINOs and how many are true feelings but I have high hopes for Christians. The internet is a scary place.

  140. Lee Greenwood July 6th, 2010 6:18 PM

    I would say this site in good for a laugh, but then I realise Shelley The Retard is actually serious, then this site becomes scary, scary that America has such people running around free, why the fuck isn’t this whack job locked up in a nut house.

  141. Rene September 6th, 2010 10:03 PM

    *Either* extremely funny, or extremely disturbing.

    I know that there are people like this out there. I’ve met them.

    But they don’t usually spell so good… and the site is rather polished for the work of a god-banging right-winging nut job.

  142. vaden October 1st, 2010 2:17 PM

    which bush is your favorite poll is missing the “fuck the bush family and their new world order”

  143. GodFearingConservative October 2nd, 2010 9:53 AM

    So murder, anger, hate, lies, slander, and persecution are all OK, as long as it’s in the name of God? Well OK then…I’m off to go torture puppies. Don’t want piss off God. I mean, what kind of deity would he be if he didn’t show us infinite love through fear and hatred?

  144. Alternative October 15th, 2010 4:03 AM

    I cant believe what youre writing

    yeah nearly 9000 americans are dead but they were worth it + the dead of 911
    you can add 911 because this was false flag attack

    youre just a fucking raciest

    hopefully you´ll die painfull

  145. anti the us flag October 15th, 2010 4:08 AM

    in america youre a terorist if you have a map, a camera in your car and you can be arrested as long as the government want you to be arrested.

    The target of america is the WORLDGOVERNMENT
    The whole fuckers Rothschild, Warburg and their breed

    cant take this whole shit anymore

  146. YourBiggestFan October 26th, 2010 3:06 AM

    This blog is amazing. The best anti-Republican satire I’ve ever seen, so over the top that people believe it’s true. Rock and roll!

  147. what on earth November 8th, 2010 3:52 PM

    this is clearly a joke. no-one could be this stupid. even so it makes me feel ill. I am a european quaker (about as liberal as christians come). this site is not funny anymore. at least recognise what I am saying and respond. if you want publicly admit this is all a joke. it is too horrible to be true!

  148. Jeff November 24th, 2010 2:03 AM

    This has got to be a joke site.

  149. Belial December 21st, 2010 7:12 PM

    We are your enemy.
    You are our enemy.

    Speaking through me I have been instructed by my superiors to inform you that your pathetic organization will soon come to an end. Worshipping your dead deity will bring you no comfort when the hordes of our lord burn, rape and annihilate your perverted abomination of a religion. I come to bring this delicious news, but won’t you beg us to live, all you have to do is submit to our lord, our master that is nature, that is man, that is creation itself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMadCzcgn78

    I embrace the cold Death..
    With the burning Blade of Evil
    The warm Blood on my hands
    THE PENTAGRAM!!!!!
    The trembling in your Christian knees
    Liar, Weak is the Nature of Man..
    What the hell are you waiting for????
    Submit to SATAN!!
    Cut the flesh (and) submit to Death!!
    Whip and burn your skin
    The Hellfire will burn deep within
    Come Sodomy, Satan and Sin…
    KILL GODDAMMIT, Let the war Begin!!
    Priests and prophets and the gospel of lies..
    The Heaven shall burn, all humanity Dies..
    I sin, I sodomize, I slaughter, I sacrifice!!!
    SUBMIT!!!! Submit to SATAN!!
    Pervert you useless soul
    My inner destruction demons
    Hold high the black Inverted Cross!!!
    Forever submit to SATAN!!!
    SUBMIT!!!! Submit to SATAN!!!! Embrace the cold grim Death
    The burning blade of evil
    The warm blood on my hands
    Hold high the black Inverted Cross!!!
    Submit to SATAN!!!! SUBMIT!!!!

  150. Jesus-Is-Lord January 15th, 2011 11:14 AM

    You have an amazing and grounded sense of things! Thankyou! I have all but convinced my partner to switch off on Ubunta Linux, I will forward her your thoughts! Keep well and God bless.

  151. Bree February 13th, 2011 1:01 AM

    I read a very well written and sensible article by Dana Ullman on the corporate pseudo-science that underpins much of modern medicine. Then I read this and am frankly sick to the stomach. I’m now embarrassed to forward any links to said article.

  152. Bree February 13th, 2011 1:17 AM

    I wish to withdraw my previous comment (please delete it) as I now realize Dana Ullman is being seriously smeared and misrepresented by this site.

  153. you're sick March 4th, 2011 11:25 AM

    you motherfuckers should die! fuck america, fuck you all, you can suck the dick of jesus motherfuckers!

  154. Will March 6th, 2011 3:22 AM

    People, THIS WEBSITE IS REAL! In the terms and conditions, it even states that this site is purely satirical. Although much of it is in bad taste, the opinions put on here are all fake.

    This is copied from section 4.4

    You understand that by using the Web Site, including its Forums, comment pages and chats, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. If you feel offended by the content or parts of the content you have to leave. Str is strictly political, nothing on Str shall be taken lightely. If you are unable to comprehend this concept you are forbidden to view any website content. Under no circumstances will we be liable in any way for any content, including, but not limited to, for any errors or omissions in any Content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, emailed or otherwise transmitted via the Web Site, including its Forums.

  155. Josh March 20th, 2011 10:32 PM

    You are among the worst people alive.

    You are an embarrassment to your country. Your “faith” and any thing else you are alligned with.

    If the Christian faith is correct. I think you may get a shock when you roll off this mortal coil. Pretty sure your world view would be an actual polar opposite of Jesus’. Good luck in the afterlife.

  156. Alec Bowers March 21st, 2011 5:31 PM

    In the video I watched on Campus Censorship by Greg Lukianoff, there were many profound truths that astounded me. In this video, he went over how colleges across the United States have codes that violate the first amendment rights established in the Constitution. Also such topics discussed were how through the ban of first amendment rights from American colleges, I found out that this is one of the leading causes of American discourse as well as education success in American colleges. Many other topics included was that Universities should allow certain debates on all issues, whether they be environmentalism, immigration, or affirmative action.
    Colleges in the United states are far more closed minded than we might have thought. In the United states alone, according to Greg Lukianoff, seventy-one percent of colleges have codes that violate the principles of the first amendment. This to me is completely ludicrous. Colleges are supposed to be public centers of free thought in where you can express yourself freely and liberally. Yes, when a student pushes their way into the college doorway, they expect to acquire a high level of education. But as well, they expect to voice their opinion in one place where they can actually be heard.
    Another topic that Greg Lukianoff went over that highly disturbed me was the fact that American discourse has risen, due to the fact of limited freedom of speech in American colleges. I believe that statement to be true because for example, the college dropout rate in the United states is extremely high. Based on a report by the Education trust in 2005, a Washington non-profit based organization, only sixty-three percent of enrolled college students will earn a degree. And thirty- seven percent of students will drop out before finishing or else flunk out of their programs of study. Are colleges being turned into probation centers?
    Another topic that Greg Lukianoff went over in his video on Campus Censorship in the United States was the fact that instead of colleges punishing students for debate on issues that face our country, they should be encouraging them instead. Lukianoff is right in the fact that if colleges allowed student to debate more issues such as environmentalism, immigration, and affirmative action, we might actually see a change in our society. College students are the workforce of tomorrow and they will shape economic and political policy for years to come. They will invent the next hydro car. They will come to a means of compromise on immigration. If a single hispanic mother is able in the future to afford to send her children to college without being 60,000 dollars in debt, oh wouldn’t that be splendid!
    Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain-John F. Kennedy

  157. lol April 3rd, 2011 12:16 AM

    burn dem towel heads

  158. Sober Guy April 17th, 2011 3:25 PM

    Our mission in Iraq is 69% done. Lol.

  159. Me April 23rd, 2011 7:15 PM

    You need a nice penis in your mouth.

  160. hello July 7th, 2011 6:15 AM

    Just found this
    Quote: “Only germans would dare invade innocent Belgium, what did the belgians ever do to anyone, maybe that is why the belgian flag is the same as the german one”

    Wikipedia says: “The colours were taken from the colours of the Duchy of Brabant, and the vertical design may be based on the flag of France.”

    case dismissed

  161. Heinz July 7th, 2011 11:17 AM

    hey madel magst du mit mir mal einen deutschen porno schauen und danach bier trinken bis wir umfallen.

    if everybody sees the world thru your eyes, we would suffer in hate…. Germany rules….your car, your weapons , parts of your culture….all invented by germans….

  162. macuser July 23rd, 2011 6:06 PM

    i’m a mac user… it runs unixbased right? so that’s basically linux?

    what am i to do? i can’t afford to throw away my computer and buy a windows one.
    but i need it to research the problems caused by gay homosexuals.

    either i will we out of a job or i’ll go to hell…please help me

  163. seriously? July 30th, 2011 2:57 PM

    Would just like to point out, after reading your eternal damnation or God’s hate list, that according to your own theology and doctrinally taught beliefs, prior to the fall, that is the introduction of original sin, all people’s were vegetarian!So if God created perfection and that perfection included non consumption of animals how can you justify the inclusion of such on your list?

    I could go on and continue to use your own beliefs to show your contradictions but frankly I am too busy crying with laughter at the mind numbing stupidity displayed here.

  164. Shaaaarna August 3rd, 2011 9:02 AM

    Oh America. You wonder why nobody trusts you. Leading the war on terror? More like the writer of this blog is leading the war on racism.
    I’d like to see you step out from behind the computer to face your critics. I imagine God is unhappy with your pure hatred.
    You give people the wrong impression of God.

    Regards,

    New Zealand

  165. Wolf August 15th, 2011 5:23 AM

    Did you know that Jesus was a Palestinian.

    I read your website, it’s hilarious.

    LOL.=D .

  166. biancabooty August 26th, 2011 5:19 PM

    to all my homies out there this website aint a parody this real shit
    scary

  167. UkrainianAmerican August 26th, 2011 5:22 PM

    Observe! See the weakness of those who blatantly advocate theocracy in our beloved homeland!

  168. biancabooty August 26th, 2011 5:35 PM

    hey yo these mfs removin my posts, this dumbass insane
    this some fuckin redneck mf
    i outta here mofoz

  169. igor August 27th, 2011 4:59 AM

    hahaha, “sad but worth it” :D

    shit I LOVE this site, it’s got a shitload of ideas for funny t-shirts :D Imma bookmark me this one, yee-haa!

  170. jappu August 31st, 2011 5:28 AM

    shelly,,

    One day you will defiantly know the truth.. then you would be ashamed of yourself iam sure.. America really a shit,
    they made this world stupid Where is WMD, Where you found Osama, Why America war with afghan, who is real terrorist asking yourself. If you consider looking at the history of wars you can find American hand in every place. Since ancestor of American people (Not red Indians) were criminals (Prisoners) from other country Americans will show their quality of blood…

  171. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:35 PM

    i be trollin mothafuckaz!

  172. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:37 PM

    hey yo dis big fat bish be retarded
    dis asshole wants religion to come to everyone
    FUCK YOU AND FUCK RELIGION
    MUTHAFUCKIN COCKSUCKINZ BISHEZ

  173. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:39 PM

    jesus aint real

  174. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:40 PM

    no cross in my house bish

  175. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:40 PM

    i gonna go to lil rock an kidnap shelli n make her say sorry

  176. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:41 PM

    biancatroll producshunz needed to come here mothafuckaz

  177. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:42 PM

    hey yall go to da link abuv dat says biancabooty n see my website

  178. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:51 PM

    fuck yo stupid ass jesus cocksuckaz

  179. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:53 PM

    wud yo likez me to stick a cross up yo ass?

  180. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 2:54 PM

    or i get da pope to fuck ur son

  181. biancabooty September 1st, 2011 10:01 PM

    shelly be maaaddd cuz da pope fuckd yo son

  182. BiancaBooty September 1st, 2011 11:44 PM

    deze bishez removing my posts!

  183. biancabooty September 2nd, 2011 2:34 PM

    mothafucka STOP REMOVIN MY POSTS! yo be scared of me and my attax ‘gainst theoCRAPcy

  184. shaquifa September 2nd, 2011 2:36 PM

    hey yall dis shaquifa bianca friend here saying fuck you homie

  185. biancabooty September 4th, 2011 11:24 AM

    hey shaquifa how yo doin? we shud use dis page as a chat room

  186. biancabooty September 4th, 2011 11:25 AM

    deez mfs removin my posts again!

  187. biancabooty September 4th, 2011 10:39 PM

    Yo wants to fuck j-man (Jee-sahs).

  188. biancabooty September 5th, 2011 7:16 AM

    you aks da dumbest shit shellfuck

  189. biancabooty September 6th, 2011 6:08 PM

    hey muthafuckaz dis biancabooty back to trollin!

  190. t.r. September 12th, 2011 5:34 PM

    Oh Mann Leute,

    hab selten so galcht – unfassbar dämlich…

    Hält man im Kopf nicht aus…

  191. Billy Bob Neck September 24th, 2011 5:25 PM

    Hey biancabooty, shut the hell up you negro terrorist! t.r., pleaze stop speaking the satanic language German on this website.

  192. Billy Bob Neck September 24th, 2011 5:28 PM

    to many terrorists on this site

  193. OogaBoogaBooga November 25th, 2011 8:55 AM

    Wow, never seen a redneck who knows so much about computers. Looks like you sure are taking a break from shooting birds from helicopters.

  194. B.Holloway December 19th, 2011 9:52 PM

    god doesnt exist.

  195. I believed it for a while January 27th, 2012 8:35 PM

    Trust me, this is just a joke. Take a look at some of the posts and it is blatantly obvious. It had me worried there for a moment that it might be real. Poe’s Law.

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