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These are amazing!
Just curious -
do you laugh more at the people you ridicule, or at the people who think they are being ridiculed?
i love God!!
Dear god your all retards. By your beleifs that means god hates you. I guess I agree with god on that one.
You are very narrowminded and you honestly seem to think non-christians, socialists and progressives aren’t worth hearing out.
I don’t believe in God, but i can imagine hell is like how you would like this world to become.
*wiping my butt with stars and stripes and sneezing on a bible*
Tristan, what are you? A Wraith or a Goa’uld? Tell me, I’m not sure and I want to know!
B
http://nissan12.blogspot.com/2006/12/
I recently stumbled onto your site by googling “Jim Rutz is f**king retarded” and I must say it’s amazing how many people think you’re actually serious. I wish more Republicans were really like this so they would lose what small credibility they still have.
“A free thinker is Satan?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s slave.”
Enough said.
“Freedom + Honor + God = American Way of Life”
Seperation of church and state. Enough said.
Also, I just wanted to note that if anyone who doesn’t live in the U.S. thinks we are idiots, there are some of us who are actually sane. But I can see why you are getting these conclusions……
If Shelley represents the average American IQ the world will fianlly understand how Bush managed to get elected.
Hola… No puedo creer como sos tan idiota. Primero creyendo que por el hecho de creer en ideologias liberales las personas son ineptas, que no poseen salvacion, que estan en contra de los estados unidos, que apoyen al terrorismo, que dios esta de su lado cuando estan masacrando a las naciones para “erradicar el terrorismo” (y espero que no se compruebe la teoria de los intereses economicos de bush… en dicho deberia ser juzgado por crimenes de lesa humanidad)… bueno dejame decirte creyente, ya que crees tanto en dios recorda el manadamiento que dice no juzgaras, lo que esta haciendo tu pais contra esa nacion. Ya que sos tan buena porque no vas de tareas comunitarias y ayudas a la gente de africa que tanto necesita de ayuda economica.
El mundo no esta en contra de los estados unidos y no esta pensando en atacarlos, pero de seguir es lo mas probable…
Ich erklare meinen Freunden uber diese Seite. Interessieren!
YOU GUYS ARE MORONS.
ENOUGH SAID.
OMFG…..your a racist un-holly crazy! you say towel head without even an idea of what that means or where in the world towel heads come from.
OMFG……you are a racist crazy. using a word which u dont know the meaning like towel head.
You are so clueless, its pathetic I can’t believe any body can be that way, unless yoou joking!!!
yeahh….. i cant realy take this serosuly… can anyone be as stopid as you are? stop looking at things your way… your pathetic
haha! oh my dear (unreal) GOD! this whole site just puts the mentality of americans right out there for all to see…
you all seriously have the mentality of dog shit.. if you can’t remember, you ORIGINATE from england - so think about your ancestors before you make remarks about english people. somehow the founders of your country have evolved BACKWARDS in time and now you have returned to what i call “ape-state”.
Nobody understands why you think you’re the best, when your country is the shittest one on Earth.
What kind of homeless person has a gun?? are you sure you’re not thinking of your own “ghetto”? full of racist pigs that shoot anyone different to them and deal drugs left right and center?
Get a life, God does NOT exist, and most of the sick shit in this world started off in the country that you are currently residing in now..!! Your picture of people in little britain, funny that isn’t it… Not really no, shall we show pictures of your country? as in homeless ones, people left dying on the streets from gun wounds due to “homey’s popping honky asses”, psycos running into the middle of high schools killing people, SCHOOL KIDS KILLING PEOPLE, the amount of FAT people who are stupid enough to SUE people like macdonalds for gettin them fat - when they eat there every day of the week? That’s real good mentality there mate, think you should do an article on America.
So grow up, and look at your own mess of a life before you comment further - if you wish to write an article on this comment and england, go ahead - i’ll enjoy reading it :) Just prove my point even further.
Good day
You know what i dont think that free thinking has shit to do with Satan. i am strongly Christian and i think when Jesus died on the cross he wanted us to have the right to think however the hell we wanted.
You people getting all fired up about this blog need to click on the xxxx xxxx at the xx and look at the “xxxx” xxxx sites. This is a xxxxx website that shows how xxxx wing christian fundamentalists views can be taken too xxx. Think about it! I think this stuff is xxxxxx myself!
(Comment censored. This is no free speech zone. For the good of the Homeland this comment had to be censored. Shelley)
Tom is NOT my friend, and MySpace sucks your souls quicker than Satan any day. I personally think Tom is the Antichrist. :p
Yuki of the US,
Bi and Agnostic,
AND PROUD OF IT!
Listen, you got it all wrong. I was chillin’ with God last night and he said he wants you to knock this shit off. He doesn’t like people putting words in his mouth all the time. He also wanted me to tell you to stop molesting children, and that that’ll get you a ticket to hell faster than letting the entire Rupublican party fuck you up the ass…which he also wants you to stop doing.
He also said that Jesus doesn’t really like you that much. You kind of embarrass him.
At first I thought what morons, but as I read further I realized NO ONE could be this ignorant.
Nicely done parody you have here. I’ll bookmark it and come back for more laughs later. god bless ;-) hehe
I get it now… So Shelly The Republican is actually a kick ass satire blogger.
Hooray! Good job Shelly on your blog. It has really been quite a laugh :D
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Damn Shelley!! You are one sexy biatch.
shelley’s pussy sucks more then billy w.bush she’s a lovely arrogant repubocrat nigga she worships a god that doe’snt fly and she’s nothing again a two bit racist bum.
anybody who finds her computer/parody funny needs to get all head out of their living grand ass she is not funny nor will she ever be she’s a nullig epic failure just lenovo those who find her parody/computer funny and i absolutely do not kussi anybody who presents her satire/night night funny.
all in all i hate that mother fucking bitchwhore and i hope she gets hit by a speeding bus so i can laugh at her.