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These are amazing!
Just curious –
do you laugh more at the people you ridicule, or at the people who think they are being ridiculed?
i love God!!
Dear god your all retards. By your beleifs that means god hates you. I guess I agree with god on that one.
You are very narrowminded and you honestly seem to think non-christians, socialists and progressives aren’t worth hearing out.
I don’t believe in God, but i can imagine hell is like how you would like this world to become.
*wiping my butt with stars and stripes and sneezing on a bible*
Tristan, what are you? A Wraith or a Goa’uld? Tell me, I’m not sure and I want to know!
B
http://nissan12.blogspot.com/2006/12/
I recently stumbled onto your site by googling “Jim Rutz is f**king retarded” and I must say it’s amazing how many people think you’re actually serious. I wish more Republicans were really like this so they would lose what small credibility they still have.
“A free thinker is Satan?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s slave.”
Enough said.
“Freedom + Honor + God = American Way of Life”
Seperation of church and state. Enough said.
Also, I just wanted to note that if anyone who doesn’t live in the U.S. thinks we are idiots, there are some of us who are actually sane. But I can see why you are getting these conclusions……
If Shelley represents the average American IQ the world will fianlly understand how Bush managed to get elected.
Hola… No puedo creer como sos tan idiota. Primero creyendo que por el hecho de creer en ideologias liberales las personas son ineptas, que no poseen salvacion, que estan en contra de los estados unidos, que apoyen al terrorismo, que dios esta de su lado cuando estan masacrando a las naciones para “erradicar el terrorismo” (y espero que no se compruebe la teoria de los intereses economicos de bush… en dicho deberia ser juzgado por crimenes de lesa humanidad)… bueno dejame decirte creyente, ya que crees tanto en dios recorda el manadamiento que dice no juzgaras, lo que esta haciendo tu pais contra esa nacion. Ya que sos tan buena porque no vas de tareas comunitarias y ayudas a la gente de africa que tanto necesita de ayuda economica.
El mundo no esta en contra de los estados unidos y no esta pensando en atacarlos, pero de seguir es lo mas probable…
Ich erklare meinen Freunden uber diese Seite. Interessieren!
YOU GUYS ARE MORONS.
ENOUGH SAID.
OMFG…..your a racist un-holly crazy! you say towel head without even an idea of what that means or where in the world towel heads come from.
OMFG……you are a racist crazy. using a word which u dont know the meaning like towel head.
You are so clueless, its pathetic I can’t believe any body can be that way, unless yoou joking!!!
yeahh….. i cant realy take this serosuly… can anyone be as stopid as you are? stop looking at things your way… your pathetic
haha! oh my dear (unreal) GOD! this whole site just puts the mentality of americans right out there for all to see…
you all seriously have the mentality of dog shit.. if you can’t remember, you ORIGINATE from england – so think about your ancestors before you make remarks about english people. somehow the founders of your country have evolved BACKWARDS in time and now you have returned to what i call “ape-state”.
Nobody understands why you think you’re the best, when your country is the shittest one on Earth.
What kind of homeless person has a gun?? are you sure you’re not thinking of your own “ghetto”? full of racist pigs that shoot anyone different to them and deal drugs left right and center?
Get a life, God does NOT exist, and most of the sick shit in this world started off in the country that you are currently residing in now..!! Your picture of people in little britain, funny that isn’t it… Not really no, shall we show pictures of your country? as in homeless ones, people left dying on the streets from gun wounds due to “homey’s popping honky asses”, psycos running into the middle of high schools killing people, SCHOOL KIDS KILLING PEOPLE, the amount of FAT people who are stupid enough to SUE people like macdonalds for gettin them fat – when they eat there every day of the week? That’s real good mentality there mate, think you should do an article on America.
So grow up, and look at your own mess of a life before you comment further – if you wish to write an article on this comment and england, go ahead – i’ll enjoy reading it :) Just prove my point even further.
Good day
You know what i dont think that free thinking has shit to do with Satan. i am strongly Christian and i think when Jesus died on the cross he wanted us to have the right to think however the hell we wanted.
You people getting all fired up about this blog need to click on the xxxx xxxx at the xx and look at the “xxxx” xxxx sites. This is a xxxxx website that shows how xxxx wing christian fundamentalists views can be taken too xxx. Think about it! I think this stuff is xxxxxx myself!
(Comment censored. This is no free speech zone. For the good of the Homeland this comment had to be censored. Shelley)
Tom is NOT my friend, and MySpace sucks your souls quicker than Satan any day. I personally think Tom is the Antichrist. :p
Yuki of the US,
Bi and Agnostic,
AND PROUD OF IT!
Listen, you got it all wrong. I was chillin’ with God last night and he said he wants you to knock this shit off. He doesn’t like people putting words in his mouth all the time. He also wanted me to tell you to stop molesting children, and that that’ll get you a ticket to hell faster than letting the entire Rupublican party fuck you up the ass…which he also wants you to stop doing.
He also said that Jesus doesn’t really like you that much. You kind of embarrass him.
At first I thought what morons, but as I read further I realized NO ONE could be this ignorant.
Nicely done parody you have here. I’ll bookmark it and come back for more laughs later. god bless ;-) hehe
I get it now… So Shelly The Republican is actually a kick ass satire blogger.
Hooray! Good job Shelly on your blog. It has really been quite a laugh :D
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Copy + Paste!!!
Damn Shelley!! You are one sexy biatch.
shelley’s pussy sucks more then billy w.bush she’s a lovely arrogant repubocrat nigga she worships a god that doe’snt fly and she’s nothing again a two bit racist bum.
anybody who finds her computer/parody funny needs to get all head out of their living grand ass she is not funny nor will she ever be she’s a nullig epic failure just lenovo those who find her parody/computer funny and i absolutely do not kussi anybody who presents her satire/night night funny.
all in all i hate that mother fucking bitchwhore and i hope she gets hit by a speeding bus so i can laugh at her.
“If Shelley represents the average American IQ the world will fianlly understand how Bush managed to get elected.”
TOUCHE` LINUX!!!!
Shelley, If you are truly trying to be a Christian, then CHANGE this place!!! It’s a DiSGRACE to people who love God, and are trying to follow Christ’s Way, with is simply to LOVE! The condemning you do is so harmful to you! The negativity you quote from the Bible are quotes taken TOHHH-tally out of context to scare people who aren’t paying attention, never mind leading people astray!
God didn’t just white American Republicans, and Christ wasn’t sent to save just YOUR KIND! GET A GRIP!
It’s a new year, and a perfect time to start a new way~ STOP THE HATE! STOP the EGREGIOUS, and RAMPANT LYING to the simple, and weak minded, easily set astray!
Our Almighty Father HATES NO ONE! thankyouverymuch…
PEACE~+~
–correction!–
“God didn’t just **CREATE** white American Republicans..”
Again, thankyouverymuch
peace out~+~
…I just have to ask, are you serious? No, really, are you serious? I truly hope that this website is just a “joke”. If it isn’t, you really are a disaster.
It is obviously a joke.
I rate it 7 or 8 for humor.
10 on actually confusing people.
Haha, this is so obviously created by a democrat member to piss people off and hate the republicans. This site is so badly a piss take… but its even more amazing how people believe this crap is real :)
response to: The Stereotype, etc., etc…
A Democrat??..ya thinnnk??!! Awfully twisted, demented democrat, the likes of which, thankfully, I’ve never known!
I would tend to think it is a rabid republican, so far to the far-right, and so ultra-conservative, and so blindly party-line, on the stage of the republican melodrama, that they’ve fallen off into an abyss of such ridiculousness, there is but a slender thread of hope they will EVer find their way back to the ideals of what was once a noble, and dignified party.
Abraham Lincoln, {the first Republican}, would be appalled! But not surprised. He knew the party would some day come into troubles such as we are seeing today, but sites like this go way beyond what any normal, decent citizen would put out, Democrat, OR Republican!~
ANYone spouting that God only loves pasty-white Christians, moreover exclusively those born on the American planet, is DEFINITLY in line for a RUBBER ROOM!
Lord help us ALL!
Peace~+~
footnote:
Ooops! website link was printed wrong above.. now corrected!:)
If I met Shelley I’d kick her in the ovaries hahaha
Vous etes une imbacile.
Go to the nearest gay bar, have a few drinks with one those nice people an get your brain fucked out by some big black dick. On second thoughts – to get your brain fucked out it only takes a small white penis!
And forget the lubricant! It’s more fun without – not for you – but for the rest of the world!
People like you, who always pray ethics and moral, are the worst of all, once the light has turned off!
It took me way too long to figure out the truth about this website.
It’s sad that the far-right conservatives in this country have gone so far off the deep-end that sites like this one are difficult to distinguish from actual conservative blogs.
Thank you for giving me a good laugh today!
Okay, a real kickass site, so let’s get an OPEN CARRY DAY AT WHOLEFOODS, you know so we can protect the new christian customers from all the commie vermin (with nipple rings disgusting hair)that are still hanging around without a job and want free healthcare!!!
BRING YOUR GUNS TO WHOLEFOODS, YAHOOOOOO!!!!
And, if Beck killed that girl in 1990, i’m sure she deserved it and let’s stand up for our man, BECK IS RIGHTEOUS!!!
Right ON, liberalnutcase! LOL~{love the moniker}
Ain’t it the truth?!
And to beevee.. poor, deluded, blind beebee,
You’ve either never spoken to anyone with piercing in odd places, and dreadlocks, or other creative hair-dos, {they’re usually quite nice people}, OR you’re just a tease, making fun, and a point, of how ignorant, and misguided, {not to mention hateful, and misleading}, the militant far-right ultra-conservatives REALLY ARE! {Wheww–Scaaaaareeeey!!!!..!}
Whoever you are, whatever color, or nationality, or religion you are, OR what your politics are, GOD LOVES you! REMEMBER that!
Peace!
How is it that you can back Glen Beck even though he may have raped and murdered a young boy in 1990? I mean: where’s the evidence against it AND why won’t he defend himself if its not true? As for this site: pro-family is not pro-hate or even thinly veiled racism and intolerance.
May your sons be gay for karma’s sake and pray to the east four times a day.
Shelly the Republican is actually Sheldon Goodman, a self-loathing jew with fascist, homo-erotic fantasies about sex with pre-pubescent christian boys.
Do you people not understand parody? I ‘got it’ after reading one blog post.
“Do you people not understand parody? I ‘got it’ after reading one blog post.”
But making fun of people on the internet makes you cool. And its great fun.
This website is completely bias and full of misinformation.
Imagine, with John Lennon a world with no religion. Imagine no suicide bombers, no 9/11, no 7/7, no crusades, no witch-hunts, no gunpowder plot, no Indian partition, no israeli/palestinian wars, no serb/croat/muslim massacres, no persecution of jews as “Christ killers” , no Northen Ireland “troubles”, no “honour killings”, no shiny-suited bouffant haired televangelists fleecing gullible people of their money (“god wants you to give till it hurts”). Imagine no taliban blowing up statues, no public be-headings of blasphemers, no flogging of female skin for showing an inch of it.
Routine Infant Circumcision is not practiced in most medically advanced nations. Unlike american parents, few parents worldwide are actually faced with this choice. Their babies are automatically brought home intact. 82% of the world’s living men are intact.
Few people are aware of the fact that circumcision was introduced to our culture in an attempt to eliminate masturbation.
Circumcision reduces pleasure during ejaculation. Some men are even unable to masturbate without the use of lube. When the PENIS is in constant contact with clothing and other environments, it becomes callused.
The loss of sexual sensation may be part of the reason so many American men in their 40s (40 per cent of them) have experiences of impotence. U.S. impotence rates for all ages are well above those in other countries.
You guys are pathetic. I’m off to go have gay anal sex and wipe up the sex wee with the old testament.
Hi there :)
Just thought I’d let you know that you are part of the reason why the world is going down the toilet.
Misinformation and misrepresentation of the Bible and ‘God’s’ will is all you do, fitted just to the people you don’t like, but more importantly are probably just insecure about having around you.
“NEWSFLASH”
- You are definitely not going to get your way.
- I can say for sure that God DEFINITELY does not condone your ridiculous behaviour.
- If you want a harmonious world, you MUST pull the finger out of your ass and start accepting people for who you are.
- Equal Rights EVERYWHERE are coming in.. Embrace it.
- Because of all the things you have done, the pure disgust that not only I, but your God and anyone else reading this pathetic blog type site; you are going to hell.
You and your site is RIDICULOUS!
Not many people can make me angry, but congratulations; you’ve done it.
I hope I make it onto your stupid Hit List!
To be on there, would be a compliment.
Thankyou :)
EQUAL RIGHTS!!!
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You sir, are the biggest misinformed hateful moron that God ever allowed to be born, when your mother got pregnany with you I said to her, “Abort Abort, Abort…” There’s still time to just kill yourself and end your pitiful misery! LOL See you in hell.
This shit is hilarious.
It’s funny that Shelley and Barb and Sammy boy all think they’re going to sit on God’s lap for saying these things.
God, in whatever form He may be (God, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha, the Scientology aliens, Spongebob Squarepants), is not amused with all the hate you bigots are spewing. A loving God will not reward you for hate, and will probably punish you for it.
So if anything, Shelley and company are only digging themselves deeper with all their bullshit.
Lol….just looking at only to blogs so far and I my morning is already looking great. Thanks for all the laughs.
By the way, if you truly believe EVERY SINGLE word of hate you’re typing and spreading around then see you hell. ;3 I’ll be the manager in charge of your fire pit. If you have any questions about your torture for the day care to drop by; my house is by Mephistopheles’s. (He throws some btchn parties and in case you haven’t read the Bible he’s Satan’s right hand in Hell. Basically the head manager. =3)
Joking aside, the United States of America is (or was if people like you get into power) based on freedom of religion. We have and NEVER will be a christian nation. Move to the Vatican if you want to live in a christian nation.
May WHAT EVER god or goddess help you find your sanity again.
From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely thank you for making this website. I will visit this every morning to brighten my day and start with a laugh. :)
But it’s sad that some people actually think like this…
“A free thinker is Satan’s slave”
What?? Why can’t you think what you want? What do you think then if you can’t think your own thoughts? Is this a joke?