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“Everything worth owning was invented, developed or made in America.”
Jimmy Goddard, September 2006
“I can’t judge you, only God can, I am just here to tell you what He is gonna say.”
Billy Bob Neck, March 2002
“Taking Viagra is against the will of God. If Jesus wants you to have an errection, He will give you one.”
Shelley N. Goodman, November 2005
“Life in the 21st century speeds along faster than Hillary Clinton will wind up in Hell.”
Tristan Shuddery, January 2007
“All I need to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11.”
Steven Goodman, December 2001
“Freedom ain’t free.”
Karl Rove, September 1977
… more coming soon..
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so in other words shelley god still has’nt allowed you to have an erection yet? wow that must suck for you shelley.
“Everything worth owning was invented, developed or made in America.”
Wrong. The aeroplane was invented in Brasil by Santos-Dumont.
The Bible was made originally in Israel, many years before Christ. I would imagine that you would think that would be worth owning, but it’s not made, invented, or developed in America.
Or, of course, it might not be worth owning…
dumb asses… do you people realise that muslims worship the same god as you and i do?
shelley is one funny son of a gun. i love this website. it’s fake you guys.
this site is jokes, everything worth owning was made in america, how about CD’s, a phone… the phone was invented by a Canadian by the way, and the CD was a conjoined operation of the Japanese and the Dutch. those terrorists did not represent Islam, they were more like the Crusaders, except a different religion’s extremists.
This website is only a joke to feeble minds which are incapable of understanding the truth.
I really hope that this website is a spoof. I cant believe that any sane, educated person would actually harbour these beliefs….
I’ve come to the conclusion that it dosn’t matter wheather the authors of STR intend it to be satire or not.
Unfortunately there are many people. who would agree with most things said in these articles.
It is likely that they are neither sane, nor intelligent, and some of them might have even won the odd election.
You know, its hard to tell whether or not this site is satire. Either way it is still disgusting because I’ve heard many people talk this way before.
Fred Phelps…anyone?
not sure if this is satirical or not, but i take issue with the first quote.
here’s a list of just some of the things NOT invented by americans…
- cutlery
- gun powder (china)
- the numbers we use (1,2,3,4..) (comes from india, but made prominent by the middle east)
- compass (china)
- paper (china)
- fireworks (china)
- glue (britain)
- insulin (canada)
- boats (developed universally)
- kerosene (arabia)
- lipstick (arabia)
- parachutes (arabia)
- coffee (arabia)
- surgical tools (arabia)
since you seem to hate muslims so much, i included alot of islamic inventions out of spite.
-Algebra (Arabia)
-Chemical process of Crystallization (Arabia)
-Filtration (Arabia)
-Plated mail (Arabia)
-2000+ medical substances (Arabia)
-Water purification and distilled water (Arabia)
-Restaurant and three-course meal (Arabia)
-Fireproof clothing (Arabia)
-Windmill (Arabia)
-Modern Soap (Arabia)
-Toothpaste (Arabia)
-Academic degree-granting university (Arabia)
-Jury and jury trial (Arabia)
-Public library and lending library (Arabia)
-Modern day Medicine (Arabia)
-Fountain pen (Arabia)
-On/off switch (Arabia)
-OVER HALF OF TH SHIT YOU PUMP INTO YOUR SUVS EVERY SINGLE DAY(Arabia)
Shelly quotes herself here (but as I see in many other places, she can’t spell). God like’s good spellers!
“Taking Viagra is against the will of God. If Jesus wants you to have an errection, He will give you one.”
Shelley N. Goodman, November 2005
Shelley also seemingly worships herself. What would Jesus think?
I think the professor Bell miller,lied before congress in washington DC,Although it was a third dimension he was supposed to be hanged for crimes against humanity beacuse he is a nazi like hitler,but unlike him this guy is more cunning then hitler was.The nazis gained control CIA,NASA,and washington DC.
Asia makes more of America’s shitty products then America does.
Presuming to speak for God is called fucking Hubris. Motherfucker. Definition: FUCKING PRIDE. SEVEN DEADLY SINS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW THEM?
Jesus gives me a fucking boner. EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. AND I FUCKING JERK THAT SHIT.
I fucked Hillary Clinton.
I was reading the Holy Koran when 9/11 happened. FUCK YEAH.
Apparently, Freedom requires that the world has to listen to narrow-minded, ignorant fucks who think that America is the best thing ever, and that anyone who disagrees with any of their viewpoints should burn in hell. Where’s the Dictatorship? I’ll sell my freedom so you people will shut the fuck up.
Also, a trial of your peers (Jury) was a Greek invention, not a Middle-eastern. Originally used in Athens, they had an Arbiter (Judge) and a few hundred jurors (I forget what they are called.). America’s justice system was invented by unwashed heathens who didn’t believe in Jesus and worshiped, not just one, but a plethora of false gods.
Problem Christfags?
Anyone noticed that there haven’t been a whole lot of decent Republican presidents? I mean, there was Lincoln and Teddy, of course- and Eisenhower and Regan were okay. But look at the others. Grant, Harding, Hoover, W. Bush?
And I’m not sure where Nixon goes into all this. On one hand, Watergate. On the other, his visit to China.
seriously..is this site for real? or is it a massive joke that has no punch line?
jesus is dissapoint.
OMG, I think you’re the real fascists, don’t think to much about the germans… you denunciate everyone who has an other oppinion as you, also the catholics which also believe in jesus and the New Testament. Do you know the New Testament, if I read your words I don’t think so, please read it again :o)
PS: Where are you from, Texas or Wisconsin