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- Every time you vote Democ-Rat a Marine dies and the Terrorists win!
- Republicans are the party of morals and family values!
- Democ-rats have no plan (flip-flop) and no principals!
- Democ-rats let the queers get married, this destroys the American society!
- The economy is stronger then ever, thanks to GWB, the DOW hit 13,000!
- Terrorists would vote Democ-rat!
- With 97 Million dead fetuses the DNC is the biggest killer organization on the planet! Stop the mass killing now!
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Is this a serious website, or is it a joke or fake?
Can republicans be this crazy?
It is serious, and it is a joke and fake. And republicans can be that crazy.
So it is a yes for all your questions.
the question isn’t “can republicans be so crazy”…its, “can any person be this crazy”?! this site is horrifying.
Despite being serious it is regarded as one of the biggest jokes on the internet! :D
If you don’t know, in Italy Hamza ROberto Piccardo, the secretary of UCOII (musulmans in Italy), an association with a big number of friends of Hamas and the Irak’s terroristes, in the italian elections in April 2006 has sayed to vote for Ulivo (the party coalition of Romano Prodi, the Frist Minister) and especially for the Party of “Comunisti Italiani” (Italian Communistes).
W the social-democratie!! :(
It aint no joke boy.
You state a that terrorists would vote Democratic. However the secular liberals you hate the terrorists hate just as must. I would have to say that you morons are more closely aligned with terrorists and their philosophy of singlemindedness than any secular liberal. Read this you bunch of morons. You are they and they are free thanks to the great GWB.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061230/ap_on_re_mi_ea/al_qaida_tape
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What kind of crap are you trying to pull. Those pictures were OBVIOUSLY altered in a cheap program.
poor spelling poorly researched…bigoted and racist…By the way Jesus was born a Jew and all artistic renditions of him are western European…
Most blacks voted Republican before Martin Luther King was jailed in Selma. His father begged President Kennedy to get him out, and vowed to bring us to the Democratic party for his “thank you.” Look it up. The Democratic party was started in response to the need to organize the Klu Klux Klan. I’ll never vote for a Democrat. They’ve done nothing but ruin our families. When over 50% of our girls and women kill their unborn babies and 70% don’t even bother to give a brother a chance to act like a man and marry her first to be a father to his children, what chance do we have to get rid of the ghettos? It’s ironic to me that we appeared to have had more self-respect, were more objective about our own problems, and follow our own cultural norms and mores under Jim Crow! Have we turned into poor imitations of white people? Was it worth it? Should we have demanded separate but equal instead of believing the whites would take better care of us with integration?
Dear STR.com crew,
may I quote:
“With 97 Million dead fetuses the DNC is the biggest killer organization on the planet! Stop the mass killing now!”
And (from the War on Terror section):
“American Deaths: 3235 (Sad but worth it!)
Towelhead Deaths: 712,000 (estimated – The world is a better place now!)”
It doesn’t get more hypocrite than this. If you are so fiercely opposed to the “mass killing” of abortion, then why do you advocate the killing of billions of humans? According to “God’s Hitlist” you want to kill half the planet? Ain’t that mass killing?
All life is precious, God loves everyone, God’s Hitlist is the exact opposite of the ideals of Christianity. Whole my life I have been fighting against the stereotyping of Christians by discussing and debating with people in a respectful and understanding way. That’s why it hurts me so much to see sites like these. How can you call yourself a true Christian if you advocate hatred against so many people and groups? God LOVES everyone, he sent his only son to die for our sins, so huge is his love for mankind! I hope one day you STR.com believers will understand the true message the Bible gives us.
To the rest of the world: yes, I know this is all satire, but the sad fact is that there are people thinking like this, and I would very much like to engage in a discussion with them, even if it is through commenting here.
Love from the Netherlands,
Thomas van der Meer
This site is great! Praise Jesus!
OMG….wtf are u talking about! you say that republicans are better for America and “demo-rats” are evil and cause the terrorists to win. Well last time i checked it was not Saddam Hussein didn’t cause 911 and Bin Laden did and he is still out there cause pain and suffering for the world. What did the republicans do about that?
oh my god
silly americans. cant believe
Whether this is a joke or not, this website serves as a good tool for Democrats–pushing middle-of-the-road Reps away as well as infuriating Dems and creating action. Though, it is much less thoughtful or interesting than Steven Colbert. Anyway, nice work if this is a joke, and if it isn’t, you should think about the damage you are doing to your own party. Or come to think about it, don’t– keep the Republican stereotype of being thoughtless racists alive!
Actually, some of the parody on this site is pretty good. The dangerous part is that some people think it’s a “real” site. Some people actually use a parody site like this to assist in furthering their own agandas or for some sort of validation.
Some people are just that dumb.
Anyway, rock on, smart people get it.
Shelly,
You speak only the truth. I am amazed by your intellect. You speak the work of God. Please lead us to the right direction as we are all lost. Please tell us that the god speaks with you directly. Please…
I am terrified by the election of this terrorist as our president now. What do you suggest?
I have collected enough food and ammunition and a fire proof bible for Obama’s attack. When do you think it is going to happen? I know he is putting his army together. Please lead us. I know the god speaks to you directly. I know!
Please help us. I am scared!
I cannot believe how messed up shelly is. She must have been brainwashed as a child. Reading this website makes me sick, to be so high strung over things on this website is pathetic! The only thing I can wish for is someone to put an end to this kind of mentality. Shelly makes America look bad with racism and slander and justifies it by saying it is for God. A true christian would not have so much hatred and disguist for someone’s mistake, isn’t forgiveness taught? I really hope Shelly will open her eyes one day, maybe her child(ren) will end up gay. Then what? I’m sure she will show them the door for something they had no control over. I can only hope…
I resent the republicans, the real chosen people are the crab-people.
i cant believe this site is serious… democrats must love you… seriously… this is an embarrassment to the republican party…
I have to thank this place, as pathetic as most of its claims, articles, and entries are, it certainly shows how ignorant, uneducated and ridiculous the right-wing party-line Republicans keep themselves!
These Republicans are in no way to be confused with the Republican that Abraham Lincoln was. The party, he knew, would someday come to this.
Can we ever find our way back to his Republican way again?
Peace~+~
Your propaganda amuses me. :)
But you know just as well as I, Janet Reno = Best. Blowjob. Ever :P
Idiots, look at the bottom.
This site is pure, devious brilliance
Please keep up the great work. Spoof or not, this site is pure genius! You’re true believers in the gospel of Jesus Christ!
and just to add – you guys really do keep the fight for Jesus going strong!
and just to add – you guys really do keep the fight for Jesus going strong!
The battle for souls is ceaseless to the warriors of Jesus, and amen to you Darwin!
Always Right
I have no soul. It was holding me back.
Quick question, who was the person that started this recession? If I remember correctly it was George W. Bush. Before he got into office, we were flourishing. After, we’re dying. So… how in the world can he be considered a good president.
Quick question, who was the person that started this recession? If I remember correctly it was George W. Bush.
Quick question: why do you answer your own questions when Jesus, speaking by way of STR, could have given you the greatest answer ever? Just like a liberal to ruin everything!
Always Right
Quick question: why do you answer your own questions when Jesus, speaking by way of STR, could have given you the greatest answer ever? Just like a liberal to ruin everything!
Always Right
If Jesus knew of this, he would beg to differ.
The fact of the matter is, Jesus was the one who told me to kill people. Does that make it right?
you guys should cut the bullshit and start putting up swastikas on your website and truley let everyone know what our all about.