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In response to our article: Get to know the STR crew : 1 : Shelley Goodman:
Dear Shelley
F*ck YOU!Marc October 29th, 2006 6:15 pm
In general response to our website:
From : tony
Sent : Thursday, September 11, 2006 4:08 AM
To :
Subject : What is wrong with you peopleWhat is wrong with you people. Actually I know what is wrong. You have been worshipping the beast to long. You all are mean and evil.
I am a 48 year old single father and fear you Catholic and Protestant evil people. You are so brainwashed it is unreal.You throw out Jesus’ warnings about traditions of men and keep Sunday the worship of the Sun god in place of God’s holy Sabbath, the 4th commandment of God. You break the 1st commandment by keeping Sunday, by putting other gods before the one and true God of the Bible.
When is the last time you picked up the Bible and read it? And really studied what it really says.
Just a few versus, if you would please look them up:
Matthew 5: 17 through 20.
Matthew 7: 21 through 23.
Matthew 19: 17. (All the Commandments, not the ones we’ve been taught to keep).
I John 5: 3 and 4.
I John 2: versus 3 and 4. “(3) Now by this we know that we know Him. If we KEEP HIS COMMANDMENTS. (4) He who says, “I know Him and does not keep His COMMANDMENTS, is a LIAR, and the TRUTH is not in Him.
If we are truly living in the last days, where is the GREAT MOTHER HARLOT AND HER HARLOT DAUGHTERS, that Saint John spoke of in Revelations.
Look it up:
Revelation 17 starting in versus 1: One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and talked with me, saying to me. “Come, “I will show you the judgment of the great harlot “who sits on many waters. With whom the KINGS of the earth committed fornication (spiritual idolatry), and the inhabitants of the earth were made drunk (confused) with the wine of her fornication (idolatry). versus 5: The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls. Having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the filthiness of her fornication. (Christmas and Easter just to name 2 of her filthy abominations) and on her forehead a name was written:
MYSTERY BABYLON THE GREAT THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
Now notice she is a great mother harlot and a mother is a woman who has children and she called the MOTHER OF HARLOTS. Where is she and her harlot daughters? She also is clothed in purple and scarlet having precious stones and pearls on her, representing great wealth.
Now notice the angel in versus 15, where the woman sits. Then said to me. “The waters which you saw, where the harlot sits are, PEOPLES, MULTITUDES, NATIONS AND TONGUES. (she’s world wide and covers millions and millions of people in different nations speaking different languages)
With a false religion covering many “peoples, multitudes, nations and tongues. With Kings using her for there benefit where is she?
It seems to me that a false religion this large you should be able to see it.
This should make you think. Don’t just believe what you’ve been told to believe. Look it up for yourselves.
P.S. The government of the United States has brought about a fascist police state and you blindly go along with it. Just as the millions of Germans did during Hitler’s reign of terror.
9/11 was an inside job a self inflected wound, to destroy our freedoms and justify an unnecessary war against the Arab nations. Our government has murdered thousands of innocent woman and children. How Christian is that?
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Response from Sam:
Dear Tony,
We at STR.com are always pleased to hear from
Christians and we thank you sincerely for taking the
time to write to us.You should note, however, that we take VERY seriously
people who compare us to the evil hordes who work for
the Beast (and as a Christian, I shudder to even
mention that name in writing). Shelley gets especially
upset at that kind of talk, and you should feel glad
in your heart that I have responded to this email
before her. Tristan meanwhile tends to bring all the
great force of his giant intellect to bear in these
messages and I fear that few people are intelligent
enough to understand him and they do quake verily as a
result. Fortunate indeed, you are that I write now.
Especially since Jesus tells us sometimes it’s better
to forgive (although, you should note he also strongly
advises kicking butt on numerous occasions) and we
won’t be forwarding your message onto our extremely
well paid legal team… This time.To answer your question, however, the last time I
picked up the Bible and read it was this morning. Here
is a bit of what it said:“Now The Angel of the LORD came and sat under the
terebinth tree which was in Ophrah, which belonged to
Joash and Abiezerite, while his son Gideon threshed
wheat in the winepress in order to hide from the
Midianites.
And the Angel of the LORD appeared to him and said to
him, “The LORD is with you, you mighty man of valor!”What do you have to say about that?
It also said:
And Elijah the Tishbite of the inhabitants of Gileas,
said to Ahab, “As the LORD God of Israel lives, before
whom I stand, there shall not be dew nor rain these
years, except at my word.”Think on!
And by the way, I’m not a Catholic or Protestant, I’m
a baptist.The Harlot mother is Hillary Clinton. The Harlot is
her daughter Chelsea. And her other daughters are the
spiritual offspring of her age. Like that strumpet
Paris Hilton. The signs about this are all too clear!
She has even worked with the UN (the great Satan).The things you say in your PS section appear crazy to
me, I wish you well though,.May God Bless You!
Sam Johnston
In response to our article: 10 Ways to be a good American:
Dear Shelley,
as you might know I am not a big reader. Most long text bore me to death. Allthemore I really appreciate your webiste ShelleyTheRepublican.com. Thanks for all the great entertainment, news and wisdom. You know what: Me and my staff often get great ideas from your website, so you can say that your web site is more or less involved in our policy making. Of course, I am the decider, but I rely on good people like you with their hearts and minds on the right spot.
Keep up the great work Shelley.
Yours,
George W. Bush, Commander in Chief
In response to our article: Podcasts Part 2 : Science Fiction or Satanic Fiction
Hi Shelley,
I’m the author of “My Friend is a Lesbian Zombie”, and I want to thank you for the publicity, censure, and amusement you’ve provided. As a science fiction writer, proud of my craft and profession, I’m delighted whenever something I pen elicits a response, positive or negative, because it means I’m doing something right.
If you’re looking for more fuel in your anti-podcasting and anti-science fiction rant, consider listening to Escape Pod’s “The Life and Times of Penguin” (http://www.escapepod.info/2005/09/01/ep017-the-life-and-times-of-penguin). I wrote that one as well, an homage to the wonderful and controversial classic by Voltaire, CANDIDE. I think you’ll hate that one too.
Enjoy! And keep up the vitriol!
Love,
Eugie Foster
Science Fiction AND Fantasy Writer
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if your commander in chief prefers to make a statement against same-sex marriages instead of lowering US debt or battle against the corruption or stop lieing and start rebuilding,
i do believe he is reading this blog AND made a positive comment on it,,,
he’s stupid enough
thanks for the great info on linux…i almost shat myself laughing. how did you learn how to be the admin of a website? Learn a bit more about computers before you go off on tangents about free operating systems. Love the Euro-Sinatic conspiracy thing too. Please write more of your silly, silly tech articles
This site takes the old adagium of fighting fire with fire very literally, it’s fighting the “liberal war of lies” with a whirlwind of lies of its own
it’s sad really that people really see the world in this way
I can’t take your site seriously. It is obvious that your site is just a parody of how Republicans think. You may have actually drawn the attention of the very crazed far far right, and gotten them to post here, but anyone can tell you are making fun of anyone that has conservative values. Well have fun with your site, I don’t think I will be back. By the way your phony George W. Bush comment is ridiculous… and treris- no one views the world this way! This site is a joke!
I can’t decide if this site is a joke or not. There are people that are this insane, Ann Coulter comes to mind. And yet to actually see someone like this seems too hard to beleive.
Although that apparently SCO was quoting some of this silliness about Linux is either a sign that the managment of SCO is seriously out to lunch, or these Shelly and Tristan guys are for real (insane, but sincere).
Intresting page.
I think i’m sure now that this is not a joke.
Now i can link it to all my friends to show them the deep stupidity of the US reps and half of the nation.
Nice Job!
looking forward to more mindfuck updates :]
We love you
Congratulations! This website is one of the funniest I have ever come across. You folks HAVE to be from MoveOn dot org, huh. Why else would you want to make conservatives look so stupid? When my liberal friends see this site they really believe it is written by conservatives. I have a hard time convincing them that, no, conservatives are not that stupid, and that your site is just tongue in cheek.
Shelley you are a realy sad and mad bitch you ned some dick in your ass go to fuck whith thath mother fuker of bush and use windows bitch
ehhhhh, like this people are saying. this site is an irony about the conservative people of USA. I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t believe this information can be real.
this sentence up of this page “All comments are welcome, but some are more welcome than others.”
did you take it from that one in orwell?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s novell: 1984, no?
“all the people are equals, but there are some more equals than others”.
yes, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m sure this site is a shoke and that you are an intelectual person making some funny from some people of your country that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s seems a little bit stupid (but not this far! in the name of hummanity!.
yes, an irony………….
the leader of the so called free world:
“Most long text bore me to death.”
no wonder the world is a mess under the american rule of this man if he did write this thing
go to church and pray to god he will give you some brain.
all I can is what A jerk take a good look at england then take a look at all the people that told us this war was bad grow up
Iraq is an oil war. Stop preaching god if you support any war, maybe you need to read the commandments again you all seem to have forgotten them.
Take your bible and shove it up your ass?
kkthxbye
HAHAHAHA! My previous comment was deleted for exposing this site to be an obvious satire. And I’m 13.
Even more proof this site is a satire:
The article on the Sims2 shows a picture of an injured sim with a bikini on. You could not make this on the normal game unless you downloaded the bikini (because you can’t get this particular bikini on the sims) and the injury.
Truth is this site is very funny, and the people that don’t get the joke make me laugh even more.
Read this before it is deleted!
ISLAM AND TERRORISM
BY
DR. ZAKIR NAIK
MUSLIMS ARE FUNDAMENTALISTS AND TERRORISTS
Question:
Why are most of the Muslims fundamentalists and terrorists?
Answer:
This question is often hurled at Muslims, either directly or indirectly, during any discussion on religion or world affairs. Muslim stereotypes are perpetuated in every form of the media accompanied by gross misinformation about Islam and Muslims. In fact, such misinformation and false propaganda often leads to discrimination and acts of violence against Muslims. A case in point is the anti-Muslim campaign in the American media following the Oklahoma bomb blast, where the press was quick to declare a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Middle Eastern conspiracy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ behind the attack. The culprit was later identified as a soldier from the American Armed Forces.
Let us analyze this allegation of ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?terrorism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥:
1. Definition of the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
A fundamentalist is a person who follows and adheres to the fundamentals of the doctrine or theory he is following. For a person to be a good doctor, he should know, follow, and practise the fundamentals of medicine. In other words, he should be a fundamentalist in the field of medicine. For a person to be a good mathematician, he should know, follow and practise the fundamentals of mathematics. He should be a fundamentalist in the field of mathematics. For a person to be a good scientist, he should know, follow and practise the fundamentals of science. He should be a fundamentalist in the field of science.
2. Not all ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalists?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ are the same
One cannot paint all fundamentalists with the same brush. One cannot categorize all fundamentalists as either good or bad. Such a categorization of any fund amentalist will depend upon the field or activity in which he is a fundamentalist. A fundamentalist robber or thief causes harm to society and is therefore undesirable. A fundamentalist doctor, on the other hand, benefits society and earns much respect.
3. I am proud to be a Muslim fundamentalist
I am a fundamentalist Muslim who, by the grace of Allah, knows, follows and strives to practise the fundamentals of Islam. A true Muslim does not shy away from being a fundamentalist. I am proud to be a fundamentalist Muslim because, I know that the fundamentals of Islam are beneficial to humanity and the whole world. There is not a single fundamental of Islam that causes harm or is against the interests of the human race as a whole. Many people harbour misconceptions about Islam and consider several teachings of Islam to be unfair or improper. This is due to insufficient and incorrect knowledge of Islam. If one critically analyzes the teachings of Islam with an open mind, one cannot escape the fact that Islam is full of benefits both at the individual and collective levels.
4. Dictionary meaning of the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
According to Webster?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s dictionary ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ was a movement in American Protestanism that arose in the earlier part of the 20th century. It was a reaction to modernism, and stressed the infallibility of the Bible, not only in matters of faith and morals but also as a literal historical record. It stressed on belief in the Bible as the literal word of God. Thus fundamentalism was a word initially used for a group of Christians who believed that the Bible was the verbatim word of God without any errors and mistakes.
According to the Oxford dictionary ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ means ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?strict maintenance of ancient or fundamental doctrines of any religion, especially Islam?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥.
Today the moment a person uses the word fundamentalist he thinks of a Muslim who is a terrorist.
5. Every Muslim should be a terrorist
Every Muslim should be a terrorist. A terrorist is a person who causes terror. The moment a robber sees a policeman he is terrified. A policeman is a terrorist for the robber. Similarly every Muslim should be a terrorist for the antisocial elements of society, such as thieves, dacoits and rapists. Whenever such an anti-social element sees a Muslim, he should be terrified. It is true that the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?terrorist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ is generally used for a person who causes terror among the common people. But a true Muslim should only be a terrorist to selective people i.e. anti-social elements, and not to the common innocent people. In fact a Muslim should be a source of peace for innocent people.
6. Different labels given to the same individual for the same action, i.e. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?terrorist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?patriot?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
Before India achieved independence from British rule, some freedom fighters of India who did not subscribe to non-violence were labeled as terrorists by the British government. The same individuals have been lauded by Indians for the same activities and hailed as ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?patriots?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥. Thus two different labels have been given to the same people for the same set of actions. One is calling him a terrorist while the other is calling him a patriot. Those who believed that Britain had a right to rule over India called these people terrorists, while those who were of the view that Britain had no right to rule India called them patriots and freedom fighters.
It is therefore important that before a person is judged, he is given a fair hearing. Both sides of the argument should be heard, the situation should be analyzed, and the reason and the intention of the person should be taken into account, and then the person can be judged accordingly.
7. Islam means peace
Islam is derived from the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?salaam?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ which means peace. It is a religion of peace whose fundamentals teach its followers to maintain and promote peace throughout the world.
Thus every Muslim should be a fundamentalist i.e. he should follow the fundamentals of the Religion of Peace: Islam. He should be a terrorist only towards the antisocial elements in order to promote peace and justice in the society.
WAS ISLAM SPREAD BY THE SWORD?
Question:
How can Islam be called the religion of peace when it was spread by the sword?
Answer:
It is a common complaint among some non-Muslims that Islam would not have millions of adherents all over the world, if it had not been spread by the use of force. The following points will make it clear, that far from being spread by the sword, it was the inherent force of truth, reason and logic that was responsible for the rapid spread of Islam.
1. Islam means peace.
Islam comes from the root word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?salaam?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, which means peace. It also means submitting one?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s will to Allah (swt). Thus Islam is a religion of peace, which is acquired by submitting one?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s will to the will of the Supreme Creator, Allah (swt).
2. Sometimes force has to be used to maintain peace.
Each and every human being in this world is not in favour of maintaining peace and harmony. There are many, who would disrupt it for their own vested interests. Sometimes force has to be used to maintain peace. It is precisely for this reason that we have the police who use force against criminals and anti-social elements to maintain peace in the country. Islam promotes peace. At the same time, Islam exhorts it followers to fight where there is oppression. The fight against oppression may, at times, require the use of force. In Islam force can only be used to promote peace and justice.
3. Opinion of historian De Lacy O?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Leary.
The best reply to the misconception that Islam was spread by the sword is given by the noted historian De Lacy O?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Leary in the book ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Islam at the cross road?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ (Page 8):
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥History makes it clear however, that the legend of fanatical Muslims sweeping through the world and forcing Islam at the point of the sword upon conquered races is one of the most fantastically absurd myth that historians have ever repeated.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
4. Muslims ruled Spain for 800 years.
Muslims ruled Spain for about 800 years. The Muslims in Spain never used the sword to force the people to convert. Later the Christian Crusaders came to Spain and wiped out the Muslims. There was not a single Muslim in Spain who could openly give the adhan, that is the call for prayers.
5. 14 million Arabs are Coptic Christians.
Muslims were the lords of Arabia for 1400 years. For a few years the British ruled, and for a few years the French ruled. Overall, the Muslims ruled Arabia for 1400 years. Yet today, there are 14 million Arabs who are Coptic Christians i.e. Christians since generations. If the Muslims had used the sword there would not have been a single Arab who would have remained a Christian.
6. More than 80% non-Muslims in India.
The Muslims ruled India for about a thousand years. If they wanted, they had the power of converting each and every non-Muslim of India to Islam. Today more than 80% of the population of India are non-Muslims. All these non-Muslim Indians are bearing witness today that Islam was not spread by the sword.
7. Indonesia and Malaysia.
Indonesia is a country that has the maximum number of Muslims in the world. The majority of people in Malaysia are Muslims. May one ask, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Which Muslim army went to Indonesia and Malaysia??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
8. East Coast of Africa.
Similarly, Islam has spread rapidly on the East Coast of Africa. One may again ask, if Islam was spread by the sword, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Which Muslim army went to the East Coast of Africa??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
9. Thomas Carlyle.
The famous historian, Thomas Carlyle, in his book ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Heroes and Hero worship?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, refers to this misconception about the spread of Islam: ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥The sword indeed, but where will you get your sword? Every new opinion, at its starting is precisely in a minority of one. In one man?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s head alone. There it dwells as yet. One man alone of the whole world believes it, there is one man against all men. That he takes a sword and try to propagate with that, will do little for him. You must get your sword! On the whole, a thing will propagate itself as it can.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
10. No compulsion in religion.
With which sword was Islam spread? Even if Muslims had it they could not use it to spread Islam because the Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an says in the following verse:
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Let there be no compulsion in religion:
Truth stands out clear from error?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
[Al-Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an 2:256]
11. Sword of the Intellect.
It is the sword of intellect. The sword that conquers the hearts and minds of people. The Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an says in Surah Nahl, chapter 16 verse 125:
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Invite (all) to the way of thy Lord
with wisdom and beautiful preaching;
and argue with them in ways that are
best and most gracious.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
[Al-Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an 16:125]
12. Increase in the world religions from 1934 to 1984.
An article in Reader?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Digest ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Almanac?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, year book 1986, gave the statistics of the increase of percentage of the major religions of the world in half a century from 1934 to 1984. This article also appeared in ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The Plain Truth?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ magazine. At the top was Islam, which increased by 235%, and Christianity had increased only by 47%. May one ask, which war took place in this century which converted millions of people to Islam?
13. Islam is the fastest growing religion in America and Europe.
Today the fastest growing religion in America is Islam. The fastest growing religion in Europe in Islam. Which sword is forcing people in the West to accept Islam in such large numbers?
14. Dr. Joseph Adam Pearson.
Dr. Joseph Adam Pearson rightly says, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
Dear Dr Naik,
I have reported your contact details to the FBI. I’m sure that they will be round to kick your ass soon. This is a Christian country!
I doubt you or your cronies had anything to do with Mike’s firing. Don’t give yourself credit. Mike is going to be back on the air, I assure you. Call all you want when he comes back bigger and stronger.
LOL, you people amuse me. Oh, G.O.D.
wow… u are so retarded and so blinded, that i am really scared about crazy americans could do …. ?Ǭ¨?ɬ?Is USA a christian country officially? Im a lucky european, i didnt know it. I thought that usa was officialy from the church of the great D.U.M.B., as your president (yeah, that monkey of the tv news) shows. I hope that just before u die(sooner or later, choose it), u realize that u r going to be maggots food and anything else, and how much stupid u?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve been during all your sick life.
PS:
I pee in all your god?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s mouth. (wow!! and it seems that they like it!!!)
PS2: I could pee also in your mouth if u really want it. (hm…now u r really hot… come on, do that nasty thing that u do in your bedroom and that nobody nows about it…)
This site HAS to be a joke.You are a closed-minded idiot.I’m using simple words, so that you can understand.Let me repeat – you have to be one of the DUMBEST people on Earth to have created a web page filled with so much ignorance and hate. Sadly, its types like you that get people like Bush re-elected…and thats NOT a good thing by the way.
Someone PLEASE tell me this site is a joke, if it is great.
if not then why hasnt Shelley been shot?
Despite some of the awful views displayed on this website, almost all of the Information in almost every category is 100% Fabricated.
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! u republicans and ur stupid idiot bush. y can’t u just say u were wrong about him and get over it. our country would be a much better place. duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Click on this link and watch what your president G. W. Bush does on camera. I DARE YOU TO WATCH. HE IS SUCH A WONDERFUL CHRISTIAN
http://www.depresident.com/george-bush-gives-finger-video.asp
Yea I said this in your comment section.
What are you all afraid of.
Watch the video clip.
You all are being deceived because you refuse to do as Christ said.
I Thessalonians 5 verse 21, Test all things; hold fast what is good.
Don’t be like the hard hearted self righteous peolpe of Jesus’s day, the Hebrew leaders. Christ called them sons of Satan or “you are of your father satan”. Siff necked hard hearted.
Christ said you will know people good or bad by their fruit, the fruit of the spirit.
Matthew 7 vesus 15 and epecially 16 (You will know them by their fruits). He is plainly talking about the fruit of His spirit.
Now When Jesus said that, he was in the middle of the greastest of all sermons. The Sermon on the Mount.
He starts out giving this sermon describing the fruit of His spirit.
The Beattitudes or BEAUTIFUL attitudes a true Christian should have.
Mattew 5; starting in verse 3: Blessed are the poor in spirit, Blessed are those who mourn, Blessed are the meek, Blessed are those that thirst and hunger for righteousness, Blessed are the MERCIFUL, Blessed are the pure in heart, Blessed are the “PEACEMAKERS”.
These are the fruit of God’s spirit. Not the hateful things you all are saying about people that you don’t agree with. Seems like you all are spewing out the “hate speech”
The bottom line of the Beattitudes is,
Matthew 5 Versus 43 and 44:
You have heard that is was said, “You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.” (44 very important, because this is Jesus’ words not mine) “But I say to you, Love your enemies, bless those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and perscute you.
These 2 little versus’s that Jesus was talking about is my favorite versus’ in the whole Bible.
It just proves to me who has God’s spirit and who has been deceived by Satan.
Remember Christ said were are to be searching for the truth, for it will set us free.
Jesus Never Forced people to Love Him.
“If Ye Love Me, Keep My Commandments”
Including the 4th.
There is NO WHERE IN THE BIBLE WHERE “GOD” CHANGED IT. And forced people by Evil behavior to submit.
God is the Almighty love, and You Shelly….are arrogant and a sad, unloving human being. I will pray for you.
May Jesus have mercy on you and your evil attitude.
is this site for real? i couldn’t tell if this was some sort of joke or if there are people who are actually this ignorant and blatantly stupid. everyday i’m angered by the fact that things like this site aren’t jokes but in fact there are people like you who just can’t see the whole picture and are in fact just as bad as the terrorists who attack our country. you really should be ashamed for spreading such hatred. i though christians don’t hate? shame on you!!!!!
Me and my athiest buddies are in school right now, slacking off and reading this material. We get a kick out of it.
I beleive that if is site if a joke, his reasoning is to anger the democratic party enough to take action aganist ignorance and stop being so apathetic to close-minded people. I am tired of people making judgements without rhyme or reason, so please make a notion to help educate or argue for an intelligent and informed youth.
I am a role-model citizen. I have held a steady job for several years and maintained good grades throughout high school. I have traveled around the world as a foreign-exchange stuident to Japan and other places, and I am currently hosting a foreign exchange student from Switzerland. I am an Athiest.
Dear Max,
I appreciate your comment and your taking the time to write to STR.com like that, but I got to warn you – YOU’RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL! Role model citizen or not, the Bible is very clear about these things. Fail to vote republican or believe in God and you fry. Sorry about that!
I have the right to make my own decisions and I choose not to join any organized religion. I do not believe there exists either hell nor heaven, but I do believe in leading a fullfilling life.
I will love thy naighbor, I will not steal, I will not murder and I will not worship any God.
Sam, you beat me to it! I was gonna tell him that I believe that Jesus will not allow him into Heaven and instead cast his secular, liberal butt into a lake of eternal fire! Y’all enjoy your time on earth, Max, because it ain’t gonna get any better than this and I can promise you it’s gonna get a whole lot worse!
God is Love!
Hehe, I loved this site, so funny. I really liked pointing iPods out to be tools of Satan, good work! Though I am a fan of Apple, it was still funny. By the way, you need to broaden your range, start talking about Agnostics!
BTW, I’m an Agnostic. I’ve read the Bible, cover to cover, and the Koran. I’ve also done some research on lesser religions. But I must say in all my study of the Bible no where did it say anything about voting Republican. I’d like those passages please, Ill go grab my Bible so please post them up ASAP, I don’t have much time on Earth so please before I go and rot in Hell I’d like to see them.
Also, can you tell me about the other passages in the Bible that you seem to know about, like how George W. Bush is the Messiah? Those passages seem interesting, to bad I over looked them my first few times through.
Please hurry, like I said I don’t have much more time.
Jack- You are Agnostic so you will burn in HELL!
Anyone who takes this hilarious and epic website seriously is devoid of all brain function.
Keep up the good work!
Hey Evan, this website IS serious, shelley actually believes all this crap is true…
I have a question, and a serious one, what is your “opinion” on men with long hair, do you believe them to be liberal, tree-hugging hippies, or just normal people, because jesus had long hair…
Men don’t have long hair. Only faggots and women do.
Jesus had a beard, he didn’t have long hair. Where’s your evidence to suggest that he did?
Well in all your portrayals of Jesus… he had long hair… I do believe that there is no portrayal of Jesus with short hair… and there is as much evidence to show that Jesus had a beard as there is that he had long or short hair…
Oh? And where is this evidence you talk of? Are you saying our LORD is gay? That’s the path to hell son, the path to hell.
No there is no evidence, but as you so obviously did not read, i stated that there is as much evidence that he had a beard as there is that he had long hair, meaning, you can’t say he had a beard and not long hair, and I didn’t say the lord is gay, you said people with long hair are gay, and if you were to look all over your own site, all your images depicting Jesus, he has long hair…
Just one question,
With an overwhelming majority of the comments for this website and on each blog being negatively directed to you and ‘your people,” how in your right mind do you still think you are right, and even more so, moral?! Think about it, seriously.
It has been over 3 days and you have not replied… is it because you’re going to face the fact that you’re wrong about long hair?
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yea i was just wondering if you know about the fires that are destroying the forests in the states. your a good source of info so i was just wondering if you knew what would have caused that? they say they have the people who started the fires but i dont believe that. i have strong evidence that the fires started from a blast of wind from howard sterns asshole. baba-booey baba-booey baba-booey
all your base are belong to us…take off every zig…for great justice
This is great stuff! Right up there with the Daily Show and The Colbert Report! Keep stirring the pot.
I think it’s funny how many people are taking this so literally. It just show’s how divisive the current administration has made things. Us against them! If you’re not with us you’re against us! I think everyone’s forgotten that we’re all Americans. I hope we remember soon.
this is the most retarded page i’ve ever seen
people who write this shit and believe this shit can only be americans
your so called “facts” are the most ridiculous lies i’ve ever heard
i hope this is a joke
if not,the authors are the most pitful and wretched people on earth
I’m back… with a victory in my hand… I WIN… ha…ha…
Fine thinking.
A real Republican blog at last! — You know, one of those psychopathic, blood thirsty, child molesting losers who talk to imagninary friends, the democ-rats couldn’t come up with something so insightful.
Thanks
And God Bless America!
All you mother****s are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna *** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****s. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ‘em eat our ***, then *** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made ‘em eat. Then you’re all you mother***s are next.
stop manbearpig spread the word…excellceor
Ho dios mio, no deberias existir por el bien de la humanidad.
It just has to be; no one in this country can seriously be this backward and ignorant. Not to mention tasteless, cruel, and pedestrian. No Christian would take this site as truth ~ there is far too much hate, recrimination, vengeance, judgement, arrogance, and sheer stupidity for ANYONE to believe it is real. It is incredibly short on love, acceptance, tolerance, and forgiveness.
yes i just wanted to know ahhh if you knew about the bahevians ahhh the ones that have had most contacyt with me ahhh or the skeed ahhh the giant 7 foot tall insectoids that are invisble to the naked human eye. ahh do you have anymore info on this or on howard sterns asshole you ahhh motherfucker…ahhhh ahh ah ahhhhh ah ahhh ahhhhhh ah ahhh ahhh
Emotionless grey skies bleed somber dreams of sorrow
Blackened unseen heart tears a virgins godlike innocence from its pristine palace
Paint sarcastic smiles upon new wounds
Tears of misery stain scar filled minds
Hatred new like tomorrow flows from bitter memories
Purity now embraced by sinful ideals why
Lifeless tomb rests weary with prowling peering eyes
Silence falls upon deaf ears covered by night
Alone in thought, shaking
Biting tongues of lead at unfit moments
Screaming disbelief with no faith in sight
I know where you live, Shelley
You are going to die soon.
Get ready to meet your master, the Devil!
Greetings, today i have a question about the price of gas going up. do you believe that it is going up because of our involvment with iraq and that whole area? i know a few people who strongly disagree with that. a few friends of mine believe the prices are going up because the gas has no escape from howard sterns asshole.
Study history and stunnedregard with agape the horror meted out for hundreds of years by Christians.
Study and paleontology and truth will be revealed to you.
Study archeology and gaze in wide wonder and the true history of the homo-sapien.
Study COMPARATIVR religions and see how Christianity came from Zorastrianism, etc, etc.
More injustice, imperialism, murder, genocide (in fact NO genocide has EVER occured that did not propagate and expouse religious intolerance and righteousness) has been commited because of peoples various faiths and ever-shiftinhg beleifs du jour than enything else throughout history.
It’s all the haves vs the have-nots. Money and power. Your closemindedness and tunnel vision viewpoints of life and truth have been, and still do even more todsay, CRIPPLE humanity and keep us back.
regards,
tw
Fuck you man
Shelley, I gotta say… I’m a strong Catholic and republican but your site is pretty screwedup. Did you read what your tagboard says? That Billy Bob frek should be thrown in an asylum. And Jesus can’t hate Jews, He was one. The way you speak about politics is absurd. You take all of the Republican beliefs and either bend them, break them, or take them to the extreme. I agree that our troops should be supported, but I don’t think that we should steal oil from Iraq. And I especially don’t think that we’re necessarily God’s favorite country. We may be, but we don’t know that for a fact. I’m sorry to say this but the reason Republicans are considered radical, extremists, and talked down to are because of people like you. You not only talk about life as Jesus controlling everything as a puppetmaster (which by tw ay isn’t true otherwise we wouldn’t be given free will) and that Democrats are evil. Just because they have different beliefs and some of those beliefs happen to be immoral doesn’t mean that they’re evil people. And about your comment about Jesus not voting Democratic, He couldn’t vote. Not to mention that even if He was here today(physically) we probably wouldnt have parties or even a government with Jesus as our Lord. I have to say that your site is one of the factors that lowers the views of other people on Republicans. Your site is the reason so many people think Republicans are obsessed with Jesus and have no free will. I don’t regret to say that I hated your site as much as someone can hate a site. Your spiteful words and hurtful anecdotes have hurt plenty of people for a while. I leave you with a teaching of Jesus’s from the bible(not an exact qoute)
“Before you can remove the splinter from your neighbor’s eye, you must first remove the wooden beam from your own.”
Miguel why do you go fuck your spic self alrite. You sound like a total asshole who sits around his house all day jerking off to his mom. Why don’y you go sit outside a home depot or jump some fences. Fuck you.
PS You are a dick.
PS2 You most likely suck them too.
See my niggas don’t dance,
See we just pull up the pants and,
Do the Roc-a-way.
Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.
I said my niggas don’t dance,
See we just pull up the pants and,
Do the Roc-a-way.
Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.
Shut your f[edit] face uncle… [The rest of this disgusting Canadian song was deleted for taste reasons and so as not to offend decent Christians.]
This site is pretty awful…Post some real facts for once. And get your stuff on linux and macs straight…in fact, I’m using linux to comment on your page now…
Sincerely its Web it seems to me a nastiness, a stupidity and I do not need to read but to know that they are all you a society equal or worse than the Nazis. Because I am Latin I am worth less? I am human also! And it seems incredible to me that they speak of God like a being who hates and represses when we know that he is not thus. You not even have read the Bible. Christian decent? Clear that no! Despicable, that is what they are. You Discriminate, mistreat and repudian everything what is different. You are not children of God, you you are an attempt of fanatics who are created superior, when clearly note that cannot see beyond which their twisted minds create. But, I am not going to continue judging since you do with the rest of the world because I know that nothing I will obtain. I only want that they consider that if at some time God will punish somebody, if that possibility exists, have by insurance which we will not be the Latins, neither colored people nor the atheists, you will be YOU and only YOU those that you will undergo the consequences of your facist scorns and your ideas. Hell must be like your lives: blind people and ignorantes.
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Oh, you crazy conservatives.
i just want to say that i do agree with many of the things which you believe,but i am also ashamed of knowing that their are people who consider themselves a conservative but they go on to say that God hates liberals. i was brought upin a Christian home and know that God does not hate them. i think that conservatives should live up to their beliefs and not be so harsh towards the liberal community and blame everything on them. i think this country should go through another deppression. that would surely theach this country the moral lesson it needs. that is why this country is so liberal
bush is only a motherfucked asshold, this website is stupid and everybody in Italy thinks like me!
linus torwalds isn’t communist, you must be fool to write this shit
fool
You forgot “Republican” in your poll. ):
I’m still trying to decide whether this website is brilliantly hilarious sarcastic satire, or mindnumbingly retarded fascist theocratic republican drivel.
If the former, you are a comedo-political genius on par with Colbert and Stewart (peace be unto them, blessing upon their names, Amen).
If the latter, I thought you guys lost the war about 61 years ago. How exactly did you come to power in America? Oh yeah, propoganda.
Dear demostupidnameocrat,
I personally find it very hurtful – not to mention unbelievable – that someone could deride the beliefs I get from the Bible as satire.
This article by Tristan should answer most of your questions:
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/index.php?s=liberal+obsession+with+satire&sbutt=Go
And by the way, we didn’t lose any war. Who is our President?
An idiot.
To whom it may concern; The bottom line is that this country (the people)has turned away from moral standards.When 911 hapened, this country came together.After a few months,we were back to our old “careless” ways.We invite these damn TOWEL-HEADS to come here,give them money for education,help them become doctors,convience store owners,motels etc.Oh, and we bend over to let them kick U.S. in our ass.These bastards hate America, we need to “PURGE” this country of this filth.Burn every mosque,use the Quran for toilet paper,and quit letting our schools preach Islam participation day.The true AMERICAN people need to wake up!
who do you think is bigger in the equipment jesus or howard stern?
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Ms.Shelley:
I have an opinion that you’re wrong about the Ku Klux Klan. They are not a loving people at all, no matter if there are black and Hispanic members. I am a 13 year-old girl, yes believe it. But I do have a voice, my tounge you can’t silence. (Ok, it’s my typing,but who flippin’ cares?)You’re making it seem as though the Ku Klux Klan has a point. My family maybe republican but I see the Ku Klux Klan as haters and murderers. Are you a Christian, ma’am? Then hate me, I’m a Catholic. (Oh, and to the ‘Bible ass’ person, Hell is waiting for you! >:-P ) I’m a person, Jews are people, blacks are people, and so are many others. I pray before I go to bed, I sing and serve at church, I keep wondering, ‘Is Jesus there [in my heart]?’. Many people have been killed by this hate group, I can’t forgive that! And, President Bush, sir, I’m a little bit annoyed and ashamed that you actually agree with her. I’m sure God won’t forgive those whom kill his children, it’s one of the ten commandments. God made man equal, the KKK is blinded by there prejudice hate of others, especially you. THE KU KLUX KLAN AREN’T PEOPLE!
Yours Sincerely,
Heather R. Jochens, 7th grade, Missouri.
You are the goddamn nazi, iam (a proud) german and i did nothing against foreigners (and nothing against you). Why dont you shut the fuck up and travel to germany and see how nazi we are. Its just laughable what you are talking about (it makes no sense, what you want? Do you want to bomb us innocently civilians?). Your articles are propaganda, just like hitler did it. You are baiting all readers against us.
fucking whore
O-Qua Tangin Wann, qua omsa lagee wann! my comrade it is time to start the secret russian death ray, fearless one said to take out all major cities in usa and then target hong kong, london, paris, venice. we must act fast as i’m sure the americans will soon figure out about our other biological weapons that can help us win a third world war. the code entries are as follows:
first set: 78587
78490
second set: 66759
660×8
after these codes are entered call home base in Moscow to confirm “death ray” launch. the weapon will launch 2 hours after it is activated. in case it needs to be deactivated we have set up a abort phase of codes in case it needs to be deactivated. the codes are as follows:
deactivate code: knockers xx097
remember you are on your own comrade. contact us back home here when you are done with operation pig bomb. if you start to suspect that someone is following you go to one of our safe houses near Stuttgart, Lucerne, or Maranello. good luck comrade.
transmission out,
Howard Stern
Hail the new dawn!
I hope this site is a joke. If not, you’re an ignorant fuck.
It is good, that in this country of the United States of America, we still do have the freedom to express ourselves, even when it means to such an ignorant, self-righteous, and atrocious extents, and manner as you have chosen to exhibit here.
Our Lord, and I DO mean OUR LORD, {NOT exclusively YOUR Lord,as your writings seem to suggest is your way of thinking!}.. but I digress}, OUR Lord, DID NOT come into the world to CONDEMN the world, {nor ailienate, nor shun, nor spread hatred}. He came that WE ALL could be with Him.
Americans aren’t His “favorite” people,
Republicans aren’t His “favorite” people,
Democrats aren’t His “favorite” people,
Conservatives aren’t His “favorite” people,
Liberals aren’t His “favorite” people.
Neither white, black, brown, nor yellow, green, red, pink, blue, or purple people are his “favorite”.
NEWS FLASH! WE ARE ALL HIS FAVOURITE PEOPLE! God The Father, God The Son, and God The Holy Spirit, Three In ONE, WISH THAT WE ALL could share in the Glory that God has in store for us.
NO ONE who reads this is of an evil race. Evil is a race all its own.
It’s up to ALL OF US to come together and shine Christ’s Light on to eachother.
Be loving. Be humble. Be helpful. Pray for the Gift of His Love to share with others.
No matter what our political leaning, or beliefs, we all have to choose to love, not hate, help, not hurt, be humble of heart, not self-righteous and blind.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY CHANUKAH! FELIZ NAVIDAD! BON NATALE!
PEACE! SHALOM! PACEM! ~+~
SHELLEY IS NOT WHO YOU MIGHT THINK SHE IS !!!
THIS IS HER REAL STORY !!!
MY EXPERIENCE WITH SHELLEY !
To whom it may concern,
the following story should not be read by people with a bad heart condition or who are infuriated by statements opposing their own beliefs.
It was a hot summer’s day and the sun was shining on my collection of rare extinct butterflies which were lying on the roof of my bunker in the great desert of some arabian nation to dry when a woman recognizable by her beautiful black burka approached my habitat.
The vision of her in the distance was still blurred by the uprising heat of the blazing sand but I could already see the indication of an attractive female body lurking beneath the pieces of cloth hanging down over her someow abstract silhouette. I have always been a man who is turned on by strange body measurements and proportions.
As she advanced towards my palace of sand I got ready for the impact of sudden liveliness I expected to strike my unsatisfied libido which had in the past few days gotten so desperate that it urged me to abuse various animals of the desert and made them drink my juices which again they greeted with great pleasure. Since then those creatures, be it snake or vulture, in need of liquid refreshments have come to me happily paying the due to get their ration of precious ressources. As my love pump grew to be increasingly exhausted by the harsh tasks it had to perform on those typically unnatural entry holes, the thought of being able to bond with a being of my own kind became more and more diserable.
As I dwelled on my perverted arab mind I was abruptly taken back into the world commonly referred to as “reality” by a divine shrieking voice apparently belonging to the amorphous lump of flesh covered by its black garment. “Hello handsome! I’ve been riding my owner’s camel aimlessly through this vast life-threatening land to flee the ice-cold grip of his tyrant hands. Would you be so kind… , could you make me to a piece of your belongings and let me honour your rugged manliness? My specialty at my previous master’s domain has been the ancient practice of wild unleashed oriental orgies including various animals of the desert. I am known for not having all to many contagious deseases and I would love to worship the essence of your joy stick.”
I was stunned! This was possibly the best day in my life following the one on which I was so lucky as to have seen my mother pleasuring an albino donkey. I was nine years old on that day, my mother being just as many years older than me.
I was again pulled back into my desert being by the same shrieking voice, only this time its source had unraveled itself from its clothing.
“Call me Shelley the Republican!” were the words with which she thrust herself upon me and buried me deep into the sand. It was the shortest sexual experience I had ever gone through. My love jam was violently squeezed through before I even had the chance to ejaculate naturally. Shelley seemed to have been near dehydration, judging by her desperate attempt to reach my juices boiling on her stomach in the heat of the sun. Shelley and I have since lived under the law of desert perversion happily ever after in a sand bunker in some unprenouncable Arabina nation.
Yours truly, Mohammed Al Asayed (a.k.a the hunchman)
P.S.: Greetings to the Muslim Brotherhood of Russia!
I’ll be happy to accept criticism of any kind!
Contact me: Asayet@hush.ai
…did I just hear a pin drop?…
I just love the the Festival of Lights.. The Peter, Paul & Mary song “Don’t Let the Light Go Out!” makes me cry every time I hear it. I know a little bit about Chanukah, but not from a learned Jewish person’s perspective.. Anyone have some indepth knowledge on this beautiful and holy holiday?
Dear Shelley,
This is quite an interesting website. It’s messed up. You apparently despise black people, despise liberals, and only care for white rich republican americans. Why not start loving people as Jesus would. He ate and hung out with sinners (prostitus, tax collectors, the poor, etc.) Jesus himself was not white, not rich, and certainly not conservative. He was a moderate, he cared for the underdog. Read up on this Bible you know so well (note the sarcasm)….
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Mohammed, you do write a good story, albeit one that has absolutely NOTHing to do with anything.. nor, I’m sure, to do with who Shelley The Republican.
I actually support Shelley in her quest to walk the straight and narrow, and I don’t think people should make a mockery out of that, nor of who she is. I am not too happy, however, with how she seems to feel the need, and apparently feels herself qualified, to put herself in the judgement seat. No, I don’t comprehend that at all~
Be spontaneous this Holiday Season.. surprise people with random acts of kindness!
PEACE!:)
Wow Kudos!
This is the best Christian patriotic site I have seen. I thank jesus that I found you.
God Bless America!
hey cunt fart, wanna suck my big meaty cock? ohhhh wah hahaha yea i wanna light up while pinching your little tits then burn out my cigar on your wet twat ohhhhhhhhhhh wah hahaha. what are you people some kinda homo ohhhhhhhhhh wah hahaha ebi ebi ebi ebi wah hahahaha zingggggggggggggggg! hahaha you fat pig is your couchie as baron as the sahara desert ohhhhhhh wah hahaha wanna crawl up my leg and have a ball ohhhhhhh wah hahaha i got a question are you a douchebag or a cock sucker? ohhhhhh wah hahaha Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said “Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? ohhhhhhh wah hahaha zinggggggggggggggg! hahahaha it seems like you have a nice set of bologna tits to go with your smelly cunt ohhhhhhhhhhh wah hahaha eib eib eib eib wah hahahahaha bush called me to tell you that he misses the fishy smell of your cunt ohhhhhhhhhhhh wah hahahaha you make me feel all tingly inside…and by that i mean i wanna bang your asshole ohhhhhhhh wah hahahaha what are ya a homo? ohhhhhhhh wah hahahaha i just wanna slap those nice bologna tits around for a few seconds while i jerk one off into a dixie cup ohhhhhhhh wah hahaha i heard jc pennys is marketing a new perfume it sounds like one you would like its called bitchy cunt fart ohhhhhhhhh wah hahaha how many retards does it take to…oh im srry i forgot you were here ohhhhhhhh wah hahahaha
Moooving right alonnng…
I cannot believe that an airport, facing a lawsuit for refusing.. {REFUSING, imagine..}, to put up ONE EIGHT FOOT MENORAH UP, among the TWENTY-SIX CHRISTMAS TREES they HAD put up, TOOK DOWN ALLLLL the CHRISTMAS TREES!!!! stating that they didn’t have TIME to decorate any more.. INSTEAD OF PUTTING OUT ONE SINGLE MENORAH????!!! ..WAIT a minute here.. they had time to DISMANTLE ALL THOSE TREES, but NOT enough to put ONNNNNE MENORAH ON DISPLAY???? RIIIIIGHHHHHT!!! Come on America.. LOVE!
Hello. Very respectfully, and pardoning the incorrect and the rustic appearance of my English, I mean that you seem to be people with serious problems of social identity. I believe, from a psychological perspective, that you all have what “antisociality” would be called. I believe that it would be good that your methods and criteria about the humanity would be reevaluated; you are very unkind and you do not have much psycho-social base to estate them. Pardon the disadvantages. Thanks.
This website is a fake, you are not catholic or christian and you are NOT a republican. Whoever (or whatever) group this is is trying to deface Christians, Bush and Pro-Life people. I checked your website through the WHOIS command and it’s listed as private by private proxy. I know you are a fake, stop being ignorant or I will make up my own website to slam atheists and Left Wingers (it’s easier then making fun of catholics and Right wingers, trust me ;) )
Carry on you marxist! Socialism rocks! Right? Welfare states rock!
Dear Shelley,
A minute ago I was googling around, and found your site. I read +/- 5 articles.
Before I go on, I must tell you I am Dutch (and therefore offended by your opinion about Europe).
Following the path of Jesus, is good. But did Jesus tell you to hate foreigners, muslims, retards, gay people or even Europe? NO! He told us to LIVE IN PEACE, not WAR.
You are blinded, please, open your eyes.
If this website is fake: get it offline. The WWW is too good to be filled up with crap like this.
If you (Shelley) are serious about this website: Please. OPEN YOUR EYES. And remove the site. It is offending in more than a thousand ways.
O-Qua Tangin Wann, qua omsa lagee wann my good sir! i was wondering if you too were awakened by the skeed skeed, the uhhh seven foot insectoids that we cant see with the naked human eye. they were trying to tell me about a russian “death ray” that will attack the cities of hong kong, london, paris, and venice. they are apparently being helped by the scientologists and the jews. this is why tom cruise is so “happy”, he knows that after the russians have their way with the usa that the scientologists will get whats left of the united states land. but the russians, jews and the scientologists are not doing this alone, they are getting help from the rebel community of homosexuals and hippies. the skeed skeed told me we must gather all the homosexuals and hippies and burn them on the holy land of churches so we can vanquis the concentrated evil thats built up inside their bodies and souls. they also told me i must tell the government to take all russians, jews, and scientologists and send them into camps where we can experiment on them and find how we can better serve them. i was also told about the weapon the iran government sent onto US soil last year. this is a weapon of a kind of animal man thing with a blood thirsty rage that can tear thru a human in only a few seconds. please take my warning to heart we will all die when the russians attack and the thought of an all white christan straight country (aka the usa) will die.
happy trails,
Jack Hoffmin
ps: we also must nuke all of iraq!
mmmmmmmmmmm yeah….im blue iris yeah…..ohhhhh i feel so hot reading your articals….how bout we go out and party with Dick Nasty…mmmmmmmmmm yeah….im so hot mmmmmmm yeah…i love black cick in my ass…ohhhh yea!…..want me to stick a finger in your ass…mmmmmmm yeah
Dumb as white person scared as hell for good reason. Hispanics are taken over, bush is the dumbest motherfucker ever, dems took back congress, and to keep from talking about the the real issue to protect your chicken-hawk punk ass president – IRAQ
Too bad this site is accumulating so many mis-and-un-educated people. It could be so much more useful a sounding board if it weren’t for the mindless comments from people who don’t let their minds think any further than beyond their crotch.
Amazing, the anger and foul language that ensues when the mind is so imprisoned.. not allowed to express itself any other way but throug that kind of filfth.
Your brains are capable of SO much more people.. Don’t you know that? Set yourselves free to experience beauty, love and peace of mind~
Merry Christmas, and Happy Hanukah! :D
I actually thought this was a real far far far right crazy site until I saw the Linux section, since I use Ubuntu Linux, and quite frankly I don’t think most Republicans even realize that Linux exists.
Are there any people here who actually agree with poor, misguided Shelley’s drivvel?
I love the “response” from “President George W. Bush” a ways back! LOL FUNNNNNY!!!
Thank Goodness EDWARDS is running.. GOOD man.. as far as I’ve seen so far that is.. But I will be watching with open eyes for sure! I do know he has his heart in the right place on a lot of issues, which our present presentdent does not!
Barak is also a good man, but I don’t think he’s well enough known yet to surpass the Hillary Rating, whereas it’s a definite probability Edwards can!
Peace and good hope for a Happy New Year!
Please listen to this videw > http://johnedwards.com/
*Please listen to this video > http://johnedwards.com/
and see the site, join the quest~ Take responsibility for where America goes from here! We must all together fight for lessening global warming, our reliance on foreign oil, and end poverty at home, as well as abroad!
Peace to ALL people~
Amazing that you equate blind loyalty to a political party as patriotism. They are not one in the same. There were no Iraqi’s on those planes on 9-11. The US sold Iraq the WMD material during the Reagan years when we propped them up against Iran. Now the chief beneficiary of the war for WMD, no Freedom, no agaianst al qaeda that we were in the last throes of a year and a half ago is IRAN! You Republicans are failures and frauds.
Moderation is the sign of a deep thinker. Very Republican of you.?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†Their party is dead and will never hold the majority again.
If only we could get back to the kind of Repulican that Abraham Lincoln, among a few others, was. Lincoln would be mortified to see what has become of his party, in general, today!
It will indeed be an interesting race the next time out. I’m looking forward with cautious optimism myself~
Lord help us all…
Wow, you edit people’s comments with your own choice words meanwhile leaving the post as if it were of that person. What a fraud your sight is. Your idea of patriotism is simply fascism.
Oh by the way the Democrats will hold majority in both the House and Senate for another 2 years if not permanently!!! Let the investigations and impeachment hearings of Bush and Cheney begin!!
Tim McVeigh was a white American TERRORIST!!!! Jesus was a liberal. Your form of Christianity is like the Taliban’s form of Islam. You are American taliban. By the way “Towel Heads” are Hindu Sieke’s you moron.
I’d like everyone to know that I know understand the Jesus is the only way to peace.?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬† I hope that everyone will join me in praying for the rest of the world to come to the same understanding that I have.
Please, everyone, believe in Jesus!
What a waste of internet!!! please people stop using that!!! you actually have an enormous mentally disease!!! and… you were born naken, adan and eve were naked till the missed gods orders and were sinners… Okay apart from that… GET A LIFE!!! n… shelley… kill your self , go to the hell n’… FUcking fanatic!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR WORLD!!!!!!! PEACE AND GOOD WILL TO ALLLLL PEOPLE!
May we all honour God’s Gift of love, and pass it on all year round! ~ Amen
Geoge?! Did you see that? ..I mean what just happened to my entry, after your last one?
I, as you may know, meant to write:
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d like everyone to know that I know understand the Jesus is the only way to peace. I hope that everyone will join me in praying for the rest of the world to come to the same understanding that I have.
Please, everyone, believe in Jesus!
But it came out all muddled and wrong.?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬† Jesus, though, knew what I meant to say and corrected it.
Of course I DO believe, and have faith in Jesus.
Don’t let the Light go out on Truth people!
GOD is our judge, and the ONLY judge we need to be concerned with.
… Let’s see how long this one stays here as written..
What I WROTE was: {paraphrasing}
We all know Jesus was Jewish, as was His Mother, who said YES to God, and bore God’s own Son, as was Joseph, Jesus’ earthly father, guide and counsel through much of his life, so of course God loves Jewish people, and EVERY OTHER people.
I’m sure it’s not God’s wish that we bicker among ourselves over such oddities, like trying to say, “God loves mee best!”
Let the love you feel spread to all people.
PEACE!
Hey ‘fer’:)
I wouldn’t say it’s a TOHH-tal waste of internet.. WE’re here, seeing how fraudulant it is, and calling the kettle black, right? {read this fast, lol,}
Maybe, just maaaybe, we can have a little impact on “shelley”’s thought processes, and that she’ll understand one day that the peace, and love in the world only gets there through wanting it, spreading it, accepting it, and not splitting hairs, using Dear God as a pawn for one’s own beliefs! {goodness me, you better read fast! LOL;D
PACEM!
HAPPY PEACEFUL LOVING NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!!
MAY 20 0′7 BRING OUR WORLD A RENEWED AND HUMBLE UNDERSTANDING, RESPECT, FORGIVENESS AND LOVE FOR EACHOTHER!
MAY WE ALL LEAVE THE JUDGING TO GOD OUR FATHER ALLMIGHTY~
In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit ~ Amen :)
Shelly the retarded brainwashed liar, please kill yourself and the world will be alot better place for all of us who have seen this bullshit. Your website is a virus and I hope no one will get an infection.
Your full of a bunch of bullshit, first off those “linux” crash pics are bullshit, linux doesnt have a blue screen only windows does, the airplane pic was linux booting up!Iv’e never had linux crash on me, script kiddies arent hackers!!!!!Go fuck yourself and rot in “hell”.Gay is not a sin, i like drugs, Your mom is ugly, you are retarded, i hate fag bashers, or anyone who discriminates of ones personal choice such as hacking, sex, drugs and etc.
Congrats to your redneck lifestyle, i hope a plane crashes into you sincerely -LordChaos of the KaoxKrew
Oh yeah and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Bless you, dear angry frustrated, painfully rejected LordChaos~
God does love us all..
May you find peace in the love and acceptance, and forgiveness in our Lord Jesus, God’s saving grace.
Jesus is there for EVERYone, not just “Born Again” ‘Christians~
Again LC, Peace be with you, and Happy New Year!:)
O-Qua Tangin Wann, qua omsa lagee wann my good sir! it is going to happen soon! the russians are going to invade american soil! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i was told by the skeed skeed and bahivians that the russians would try to kill innocent white christian americans and leave america to the minorities of the country. if that happens then we wont be able to spread the word of jesus. we must kill all russians and jews in order to keep the spirit of jesus alive. we have to also watch out for the scientologists, they are helping the jews and russians plot our down fall as we speak! we must gather all scientologists and send them to camps where they will learn the teachings of christ. if we have to slaughter them then so be it! we can’t take any chances! the word of jesus must be spread and america must stay alive. i pray for anyone who takes this in a joking way because this isn’t a joke, this is real. the russians at anytime can destroy america and kill all its innocent jesus loving white folk. we must ask for help from britian and any other white country as this may be the darkest hour for all decent white americans. if you dont believe me then just look around, you can see that the jews have taken over most media which to most unfourtunetly tells you how you think you should behave. the russians have spies everywhere. scientologists however keep there involvment underground due to tax reasons. we have to kill every russian and jew and enslave every scientologist that won’t accept jesus as their saviour. we have to ask for aid from our brothers and sisters at the vatican. the pope will help us by sending his underground holy army to russia and isreal to combat the red and kosher menace. all of us jesus loving people must ban together to topple this evil soon to be satanic empire! well i hope this helps to get the word out about this horrible plot to kill america.
happy trails
and praise christ,
Jack Hoffmin
hello shelley. you may not know me but i know you. i love your blog its very informative but you never talk about the secrets going on within america shelley. thousands are killed everyday by the government in a secret nation wide CIA operation known as “Silent Night”. the details about this is as follows shelley, every night a major city is picked in each state by the CIA and they go into that city to capture innocent civilians to preform medical experiments on them. those who dont go quietly are killed on the spot and left for dead. you and me need to spread the word about this and other secret operations.
Number 6
ps: the eye is always watching you…
Number 6 – I’m working on a piece about psycho-electronic mind control and street theater. “Silent Night” sound kinda familiar and I’ll look into that, too.
God is Love!
ok so im having this debate riiiiiight so i was like mother fucker i knows womens are made from sand…and jamal was all up in it like yo fool women not bemades from sand ya hurd? so i jus popped off at this 69 fool and was blowin ya be the fender bender of compton yo…then he all like wut cha say sucka so i said ya heard me then i was all up in his shit going ya feelin froggy then leap! so two hours later he’s on the floor in a puddle of blood and thats how my dad died…THE END
yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu son of a bitch i know you were in my wifes underwear last night…you cock sucker………..im goin to get you rooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahahahahaha with some lemon prune juice…yea i said LEMON prune juice you got shit for that i’ll give you a nickel for your dog makin muffins lasterday morning, dont pick thru the garbage theres not nice things i do in it for yus….mmmmmmmmmm i like pancakes….all covered in gooooooooooooooooooooey syrup mmmmmmmmmm makes me get a half chub…
Greetings again Shelley. The next cover up i want to disscuss with you is the one involving gas companies and map sites/navigation systems, this is called Map Guzzler. The owners of gas companies have either part ownership or good connections with the companies that operate map sites (ex. mapquest.com) and the companies that program the software into navigation systems. They make these services tell you how to get some where by going the long way. This causes you to burn up more fuel in your car thus making you purchase more fuel from the gas companies. There have been the leaking of documents porving this but they have gone missing in recent months along with the people who helped get these documents out.
Number 6
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I’m glad Tony Blair stood up and opposed the death penalty for Saddam.. Good show! I think it would have been much more effective to have seen a once horrifically powerful terrorist leader, LOCKED UP IN A CAGE for the rest of his days! Oh well…
Peace to all people on Earth~
For God so loved the world,
that He gave His only Begotten Son..
That whosoever believes in Him
will have everlasting life.
~ Amen
*should not perish,
but have everlasting life* :}
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High intellect there.. tremendous grasp of the English language..
gw bush is a doby dumbell, which is very dangerous in his business, but i wouldn’t go quite thatt far.
Any other statements made above are completely illegible~
PEACE!
I have now read more and more of your bogus articles to confirm how illitarate and ignorant you are. I am by far no damn liberal but if i see a republican as you write so much BS on a blog i must declare you as an official moron of the internet and propably in real life as well.
You as the STR website are wasting precious internet host space and IP’s really all of you should go kill yourselves.
on another note:
1. linux isnt a freaking hacker OS
2. the screens of linux failing is a windows blue screen of death
3. linux has had a gui longer then windows
4. dont talk shit about germans or their technologie as you drive the cars and buy the computers made here.
5. amd isnt inferior
and really i lolled at all the articles in disgust as if i saw you in real life and knew it would be u i saw i would propably have an intent to hurt u
a big baba-booey to you all. so who wants howard stern and artie lange to run for office in ‘08? and i still say GW Bush the flaming ass fag known as satan himself.
dear dopey gw is indeed also one of God’s children, and thus and so, we must love him, although we may deplore what he stands for, and pray for the poor schnook!
{and they said President Reagan was asleep at the wheel!}
Neither Republicans, nor Democrats, Conservatives, nor Librals.. nor any combination therebetween are BAD.. just different ways of thinking.. unless they are standing for hatred, murder, and true evil of or towards anyone.
Love, not evil, but people~
Love and don’t stop loving!
PEACE!
Dear Shelley,
Good chatting with you tonight.
As you can see “us liberals” are NOT all about hate nor destruction.. I would wager a heavy bet that almost none of us are.. in fact, the reverse may be more accurately the case. But it isn’t as simple as that. It isn’t all so neatly black-and-white as that. We are all individuals, with minds of our own.
It seems, here, that the idea is, one is either a Liberal, OR a Conservative, and that’s that! No allowence for, say “gray” area, for lack of a better way to put it. But Shelley, there really IS such a thing as Liberal Conservative, as there is Conservative Liberal~ These are not oxymoronic terms! Case in point, MY HUBBY & ME!
I am the Liberal Conservative, and he, a Conservative Liberal.
We BOTH are peaceful, and peace loving people.
We BOTH love God.
We BOTH acknowledge Jesus came to save us from our sins.
We WILL NOT EVER own guns.
We BOTH base friendships on who people are, not the colour of their skin, or country of origin.
I am more likely to pal around with more conservative, mainstream people, perhaps.
He more likely to gravitate to people on the fringe.. as Jesus did, actually.
I would consider most likely voting for either Republican, or Democrat only.
He would go more for either Democrat, or Green, or Liberatarian, or Peace and Freedom, etc., etc..
I am less trusting of the unknown. It takes awhile to gain my trust.
I am Pro-Life.
He is Pro-Choice.
He is more open to new experiences. Also a bit more gullable.
He is more volitile. Loud. Boistrous. Active.
I am more passive. Pouty. The observer. Sedentary.
He likes World Music all the time.
I still like Lawrence Welk.{he laughs at me! lol}
We BOTH agree the newspapers tell you only what they want to print. Media in general is very one-sided.
But we are BOTH dedicated to eachother, and trying to make our world a more peaceful, loving place, and praying always for those in darkness and dispair.
I could go on, but I just wanted to say, … PEACE.. to ALL people.
God is Love, so please, be LOVING!
From the Liberal Conservative & the Conservative Liberal
p.s.
And BTW, why are you always blithely accusing people of being ‘french’, and ‘fags’? Just to stir up dust? Why?
Are you an admitted white American supremecist, Fascist, or just an apparent one?
You’re usually a likable soul Shelley, when you come out of the woodwork, but I worry about your spirit. Allow it to LOVE more.. Let more love IN!
God be with you~ PEACE:)
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a big baba-booey to you all! ok so like i have been saying GW Bush is a huge ass fag. i mean come on you know he takes little boys into his office and backs them into a corner then drops trou and sticks his big sweaty meaty throbing cock into their virgin assholes. just imagin your 13 and the president butt banging you. i guess you could ward him off by taking a huge rank shit right on his cock but hey the president is a sick queer. anyways talk to you all tomarrow! baba-booey baba-booey baba-booey howard sterns penis baba-booey
What happens when I make a formal commitment to Satan?
Almost immediately, things start to get better, Satan looks out for his own. Satan gives us an inner strength and we become very strong in spirit. Unlike right hand path religions, where adherents are forever praying and searching for their god, Satan comes to us on his own. Many times, we can feel him. He comes to comfort us when we get down, worried or are experiencing problems.
He snaps us into line and directs us as to what we need to do to be focused and happy. Unlike the false god Jehova and his cohorts, Satan never turns his back on us in our time of need.
An good analogy/story is a Christian: He is in serious trouble, in desperation, takes his last change, goes to a phone booth in the freezing rain and dials heaven. He keeps getting a busy signal. After quite some time, someone answers and puts him on hold. They leave him on hold. When a Satanist calls Hell, Satan, himself, picks up after the first ring.
In making a commitment, we engage a formal ritual. This is done out of free will. We are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some Christian church, and reciting canned prayers in front of a bunch of idiots.
The initiation ritual is very personal, unless you decide to have friends participate, or are doing it as part of a group.
You will need:
* 1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
* A sterilized needle or razor
* A piece of clean paper, large enough to write the prayer below
* A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the ip of the pen in your blood)
Write the following prayer:
Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
It is imporant to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the candle. Take the needle, prick the idex finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.
Sign your name in blood.
Recite the prayer either aloud or in your head
Fold the paper and let it burn in the fire of the candle. Many of us have stayed and meditated until the candle had burned itself out.
At the end of the ritual, close with the words “so mote it be.” And a Big “HAIL SATAN!!”
How saaad…
People will one day see what that allegiance will get them.. Who, but very deluded souls could go for that.. It’s scary but true that many do~
May Our Heavenly Father find such as these, and make Truth known to them, leading them back into His safe, and tender loving care.
~ Amen
i’m an irish man who’s racist as well!!! i hate everyone who wears towels, even around their waists. i love freedom and hate saving the environment, suv’s rule, bush is great, oil is expenive make the arabs pay. death to everyone who isn’t me.
You mussst be joking! … I’m going to believe you are, and say HA-HA-HA! Very funnny! … I’ve never heard of a racist who admitted it… Not even a T-shirt that proclaims such a thing! ……. Must be from Idaho
PEACE!
i am joking, i am irish though. i found this site when i was bored and decided to find some bible belt, hick web site from the most dangerous religious extremists in the world-americans. really hilarious site, reassures me to approach every american i meet with the suspicion that they’re prejudice as well as badly educated and just plain stupid and can speak no other language other than the one they’ve been given—-a country which is an amalgamation of the rest of the world…iu suppose we only have ourselves to blame. slan anois.
LOL.. I figured as much! lol {sorry about the Idaho crack};)
I am actually a 1/4 Irish myself and a whole stew-potful of other western European flavours as well!
{as are most other white americans} …
How did Shelley, and all her little shelleyites’ families, such fine, upstanding “Christian” American’s, get here to America? By osmosis or something???
Ah, suffer the stumbling, and pray for their clear understanding~
Beloved, do not follow that which is evil, but that which is good. He that does good is of God. He that does evil has not seen God. ~ 3 John 1:11
Peace, to ALL people on Earth :)
this site has to be a joke, right?
thats the scary thing :\ don’t think it is.
Afraid you’re right AG..
Read the bible as a TOTALITY folks, not just selectively, picking out only what suits your attempt to confuse. The Holy scriptures weren’t given to Mankind for us to use against eachother, but God’s tool to reveal the Truth of Himself to all.
God Bless you~
PEACE
i raped a girl that was only fourteen and then ate her remains after i bashed her skull in with a lead pipe, the parts i didnt eat i let disslove in a bathtube full of acid, anything that didnt dissolve i buried in a park but not before urinating on them in a old ritual i dedicated to the one god jesus. in jesus name i say, eat your neighbors children and take their innocence before they are able to defile themselves! repent into the arms of jesus! repent…repent…REPENT!!!! hahahahaaha just kidding but seriously people get your pets fixed before halloween.
Son, we’ve given your email address to the proper authorities.
God is Love!
you stupid fuck it was another howard stern prank you dumb fuck, you fucking cunt face cock sucker
Well, then I guess y’all ain’t got nothing to hide from ‘em then.
That was the most repulsive, vile, repugnant, revolting, psychotic retell I’ve ever read. {no amount of exclaimation points would suffice, so why bother}
How could anyone with a level head even JOKE about something so inhuman?.. ..They couldn’t.. could they? .. No…I really don’t think they could.
One thing about it though, whomever it is who said it, they are exercising their right to free speech.. and as heinous as it is, it’s a freedom, though severely abused, that I hope we never lose.
Peace be with you~
Shelly for President and you get a civil war all over again.
KKK is alive in this shit hole.
i think you need to pull your head out of ur ass. yes i know free spech the first amendment blah blah blah. you can say all you want but it seams today most people will beleave what is said on the internet and when some one is posting a blog under the cover of being “patrotic” most people will beleave what you say. you need to start backing your arguments with some evidence. Show me proof that linux is the evil of the world. And yes it was invented by hackers if u knew what hacking realy means which is doing some thing a way that has never been done befor or making some thing in to something it was never designed to do. i also think your proof of linux not runing dreamweaver is invalad any one that realy cares to make a decent webpage weather using windows linux or any other opperating system will use a test editor such as note pad or similer and code the webpage in html or what ever language they prefer. also ur coments about music are sickening how does a song make u want to shop lif. if that has the power to make me shop lift and do drugs than wouldnt a history book make me want to start up wars. or the bible make me comit adultry. i know what im going to do now im going to murder millions of people that listen to music beleave in science and any one who uses any other os besideds windows just because u said they were evil and then when the judge askes me why ill give hime your web adress. seriosly why dont u post a swastica on this page also imean you seam to have a fuck everyone else if the dont have the same views as me aditude which if im not mistaken was what the nazis were all about so why dont u just start rounding them up and killing them?
now that i just got done listening to lystening to 50 cent im gona go steel a whole house and a small country because of the music.
The sledge my tool to torture. As it pounds down on your forehead. Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in through the cracks, blood does leak distorted beauty, catastrophe. Steaming slop, splattered all over me. Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes. Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised. Violently reshaping human facial tissue. from this you can tell im either a future criminal or i use brutality as an art form, well if you guessed the second one your right. i do art in both writen and graphical form with a very violent theme to it. like i did a painting one time of a man that was shoved head first into a womans vagina and to get out he started chewing his way to freedom. im not one that condones violence in real life, i offer a look into what some may acctually do. so far i did two pieces found on a bands album covers. another piece i did was a man eatting his new born baby as he rapes his daughter after killing his wife. i also find im in real life am not violent or angry so i’am assuming that this type of art helps me with my once anger issues when i was a child.
why is eating another human considered so bad? you do know human flesh is healthier for us, thats why those who are trapped in the mountains and eat one another survive more often.
niggers are making america bad. think about it, rap music promotes violence, drugs, and criminal behavior…and who started rap/hip-hop, niggers of course! why do we feel so bad when a white person says nigger but when a black person is being racist twards a white person its ok? that is totally fucked up! i mean come on every white person knows that things were better when niggers were in the fields picking cotton. we should bring back slavery and make it mandatory that every nigger is a slave or they get killed, no matter their age. we also need to start taking care of the fucking beaners too. i get hit on everyday by a beaner, and im tired of it!
honey girl is either a troll, or a very sad, sorry individual. If the prior, lurk moar. If the latter, get some anger management. Seriously. Nigras aren’t that bad, and hispanics are tolerable as well, just as long as you’re not giving them that look that says that you think they’re just a ‘dirty nigger’. Do you even know what a nigger is? It is a person that is dirty and uneducated. Despite their occaisonal ineptitude in school, they are technically educated, thanks to this great country we live in.
And besides that, the blacks may be the source of Hip-Hop, but it’s white people that drives the market for this crap. Blame your bretheren for the crapflood of it we now have to deal with everyday.
-Rev.
My God you talk a lot of shit woman.
god damn niggers and beaners, they are the ones making this great once all white dominate country bad. my car was stolen two years ago, a 1974 Lincoln Continental, guess who stole it…thats right a fucking beaner shit! but by the time it was “recovered” the pepper picker already turned it into a low rider shit mobile. im telling you theres nothing worse than a nigger or beaner. well a nigger fag or beaner fag could be worse but hey they would still be a nigger or beaner and be a butt pirate too. thats another thing thats destroying our country, FAGS! cock sucking ass jocks are helping in americas downfall by turning our men into cock loving freaks. i say we make american death camps and put all the fags, niggers, beaners, gooks, kikes, and towelheads into them and kill off all non-whites and white race traitors. also who was that freak talking about eating people? was he for real?
Humatology is gonna be the new christianity. it is growing in numbers and soon will hold members in the goverenment. we are the religion that started as basicly nothing and is growing into something bigger. we have the truth about humanities past present and from knowing that can make great guesses about the future. Humatology is the only way to unlock the secrets of life and understand who we really are. we can help heal those who are sick with addiction better than any other religion out there. come find us and we will be more than happy to start you down the road of true spiritual clarity.
google: Church of Humatology
especially for shelley and honey girl,
“Gandhi was inevitable. If humanity is to progress, Gandhi is inescapable. He lived, thought and acted, inspired by the vision of humanity evolving toward a world of peace and harmony. We may ignore Gandhi at our own risk”. ~ by Martin Luther King Jr.
with prayers for you, and love in Christ ~ + ~
This site is *hilarious* – anyone who says Americans can’t do sharp, dry wit (and I was one!) should read it. Only Flying Spaghetti Monster is better, but only just. Keep on blogging!
Anthony
weeeeeeeeeeeeee i was getting bored so i was looking at cyanide and happiness, i am sure u will like this rofl
http://www.explosm.net/comics/344/
hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy…kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy…kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy…kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy…kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy
kill all the infidels!!!! death to america! baba boooooooooooooey!
…Ladies and gentlemen, the time for peace has come.
It all starts with us people, working together for a better tomorrow~
All your hostility and hatred, poured out in so many of these articles, is getting boring, shelley. And it certainly is usless to those who need to find just a little hope, just a little faith, and the compassion, the deep and abiding love of Jesus.
That our dear Lord is returning, in His own good time, is no excuse to trash everybody.
{and it isn’t only “frenchie fag libruls” as you call anyone disagreeing with you}, saying that either!}
PEACE!
http://www.thetimeforpeacehascome.blogspot.com
i cant believe it! another pig headed yank, who cant see beyond how pathetic they really are. This entire blog (if you can call it that) mocks and discriminates anything non-american or foreign.
When will you yanks learn that you are not the invinceable nation you so often claim to be.
go fuck yourselves once and for all and leave the rest of the world in peace.
so i have to say the amount of human pollution that is emmited from yo fo sho is the rizzel fo diddzzel. country trizzel is on path dizzel bacon fo shizzel muh homi fizzel. flipity flopity floo is what we be might as saying you cause white on the man. you hurr what i be takin boot. az itz i be knows huwz ya’ll be shittin fo flamingo. da usa is in a real slump. we need to start taking care of our problems before we go and try to police the world. we have no business helping dafur with their shizzel fo rizzel. tey be alz wud np gmuny and we be all like ok we will helpizzel you shizzel fo rizzel con kizzel. anyone agree with me?
hello ,
i was very suprised when i saw that there are people in a civilised world who are this ignorant!
the way your are supporting the american troops disrespects human life & the right to life , war without reason (as you now know there are no weapons of mass distruction)is the work of the devil ……
have some shame you stupid people
I find it hilarious that your blog is protected by a company called “spam karma”. are we to assume that you believe in karma?
aside from that.. I think you are an idiot.
ciao baby
from your terms and conditions…..
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pot… meet kettle.
Please consider other’s felling and be more acceptible.
Wow, I gotta say I love the site.
Although the best bits are not actually written by yourselves, they are the comments from people who take you seriously (especially the comments of support for your agenda)
It is slightly disturbing though that so many people have had their sense of humour removed at birth.
hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty mizzy fo tizzy dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo fo hibbi wizzie no shizzy tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy hibby no diddbi ribbi hibbi lofo mo hibbi nitty gritty mo titty hibbi dibbie rizzy fo mo bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo tizzy sabber fizzy mo nitty hibbi gritty doe dizzy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo shizzy fo shizzy wizzie no kibby ho ho bo bizzy mizzy fo 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You are the apitmy of human beings. You are truely the scum of the Earth. You have been corrupted by Christianity, and you are brainwashed by the media.
First off, if Jesus was to ever meet you, he would not support a single thing you say or do. You are nothing but pure sheer hatred for your fellow man. Islam is NOT an “evil” religion, it is extremely peaceful and much more accepting than you could ever imagine. Just because you see suicide bombers on the television doesn’t mean that they are Islamic. Those people are not following the rules of Islam.
If I ever met you, I wouldn’t kill you only because Id be doing you a favor. Id be putting you out of your stupidity and ignorance. I hope you torture slowly because you deserve every single second of it.
There is so much I could say..but there are only two more things that I will leave for you because I don’t want to waste any more breath on you.
1] When you die, I will spit on your grave.
2] Hail Satan!
i say we should uncover the truth about Bush. he not only thinks we are sheepeople but he is also a faggot. there is proof that he is a man loving cock jock. theres this story going around the net saying how a black body guard was called into the oval office. after asking about how his day was Bush precedded to undress in front of the guard. after some time Bush got the guard into a very very gay mood. he undressed the guard with his teeth while getting spanked with a painting of Washington. after that it is said that the president grwased up his tight virgin butt hole and had the black guard insert his biblical throbbing member into his tight ass. after a few mins they switched sides and the president went to work on the guards big coco colored ass. after about an hour and 12 orgasms later the president had the black guard put a tube in his tainted hole. Bush then got a small animal, might have been a mouse, and let it slide down the tube into his mud cutter. now this happened sometime ago and who knows how many times he has done this since. we need to get this sick queer out of officie!
Alen
14/88
i said it once and i’ll say it again…we need to get rid of ever fucking afrocoon! them damn alabama blue gums always drinking and call us good superior white people cracker. these god damn apes are destroying everything america stands for. we need put all their crow women into sterolizing camps so thay cant make more nigs that will one day destry society. these fucking gables are gonna kill our good hard working white men and rape our women even though they know that it is scientific fact that nature meant for people to have sex with people of their own color, just how god wants it. we need to stop spook on white girl rape. these god damn inkface jiggers want to destry white society for the more superior and all around better white people. fucking niggers need to back to jiggabooland and leave white people alone. africa is a great place for the kaffer to live out the rest of their days, not in a great white nation such as america. like i say kill the niggers! kill the niggers! kill all the fucking niggers!
Never knew that most christians need a pc just to read the Bible.
Linux is God , blive dat bitch
You are an idiotic, closed minded fool.
And you can forget anyone who’s real to answer that one sided poll.
GTFO THE INTERNET!
Go Iceland!
mmmmmmmm ::drum roll:: now…in a dark time….one man can help you see the light…when freedom isnt free….one man stands tall…and spits in the face of oppression…when the time comes for judgement…who are you gonna side with…
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HOWARD STERN ON SIRIUS RADIO
let freedom ring…and let it be rung by a stripper…
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i like site i say i say. you be the openly christ lover gal i bang on bathroom floor i say. they was so close they love each other so much thats be the whole truth and thats that all.
THE 9 SATANIC SINS
1. Stupidity – The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness – Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
3. Solipsism – Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.
4. Self-deceit – It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!
5. Herd Conformity – That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.
6. Lack of Perspective – Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints – know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies – Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
8. Counterproductive Pride – That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
9. Lack of Aesthetics – This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing – it’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.
Megan
hail satan!
http://www.podtech.net/scobleshow/technology/1363/meet-the-techie-sister-behind-vaticans-website#
“I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.” (Isaiah 45:7)
=>do you really want to believe in a god who created evil?
jesus’ last words in the bible were:”Surely, I come quickly”=> two-thousand years are not what i call quickly.
i know most of you people are not true christians, for a true christian should hate his/her family:”If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” (Luke 14:26)
Sorry! but i think that everyone whose believing in this fucking shit on this page is lost!
do you really think that all Germans are nazis?
Have you ever been in Germany??
Maybe you should come to Germany to form your own view on this democratic country!!
Sorry, but you are not better than the nazis!
The Walter Reed Medical center debacle only serves to show how little W and the ribbon magnet phoney Republicans care about the troops. The war is about Oil you sucker. 3100 dead soldiers….not worth a penny of Exxon Mobile profit.
This has to be satire right???
…it just has to be…
I stumbled upon this site today: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com – while looking for a script for a website project.
I find it hard to believe this site is for real but it truly looks as though the dumb shits are for real.
This site clearly plays on the stupidity of people for profit and who knows for what cause. They also give dangerous advice.
On a lighter note reading through this site has been a great laugh, truly outstanding stuff, you just can’t stop reading. Could you keep a straight face talking face to face with one of these people? I don’t think I could stop myself from laughing so hard, I’d be in pain!
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/?s=firefox
Doh! posted the wrong shit!
What i meant to post was these lyrics from Slayer:
Oppression is the holy law
In God I distrust
In time His monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
Is war and greed the masters plan?
The bible’s where it all began
Its propaganda sells despair
And spreads the virus everywhere
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion’s obscure
Religion’s a whore
The pestilence is Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I’ve made my choice. Six six six
Corruption breeds the pedohile
Don’t pray for the priest
Confession finds the lonely child
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you’re fucking miles away
Scream out loud here’s where you begin
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion’s obscure
Religion’s a whore
The target’s Fucking Jesus Christ
I would’ve lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I’ve made my choice. Six six six
Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood
That’s spilled in war
He’s everything
He’s all things dead
He’s pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head
Through fear you’re sold into the fraud
Revelation revolution
I see through your Christ Illusion
The war on terror just drags along
My war with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells despair
And spreads the violence everywhere
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion’s obscure
Religion’s a whore
There is no fuckin’ Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I’ve made my choice. Six six six
and this:
“What luck for rulers, that men do not think” – Hitler.
I just want to let people know that this site doesn’t reflect the ignorance and opinion of the South (Southern U.S.). I am from the South and this is not the majority thinking.
When I first saw the article on Linux being a foreign tool or weapon against the U.S., I seriously was thinking, “These are the most sarcastic freaks I have ever seen”. The sarcasm never ceased, therefore realizing these people are for real.
If the Linux article is for real, let’s just hope it is corporate propaganda, or else these are some really stupid people.
I am an American patriot with a degree in Computer Science and I use Linux all the time. Anyone in security or penetration testing uses Linux. It is more powerful, more versatile, more mobile, more customizable, and just overall better if you know how to use it. Sure it will seem crappy if you don’t know what the crap you are doing.
And yes, the Internet was started on Unix and Linux is a Unix clone. The internet is also mostly ran on Linux. The U.S. Department of Defense uses Linux.
I am going to add a link to this site on my site just so others can see how ridiculous you are and can laugh at you with me.
I’m sorry but learn the subject if you are going to ridicule and/or debate something to such an extent. If it is just propaganda it will not work because there are too many of us educated techs out there.
I will be glad to debate you anytime over this subject but be warned and prepared…….
Man you are dummies…….
And once Shelly and his jews get to the gates of HELL may Officer Karl Bischoff be the gate keeper!!! Look him up!
OH Shelly if you look it up its SS Officer Bischoff
This has to be a joke website. There is NO way you can consider yourself educated and call the Nintendo Wii the “Wee Play-station.” Good god, this is definately a fake website made for satirical humor.
Dear Shelley
You are clearly such a shit. This site is just choked with racism, homophobia and ignorance. Have you ever left whichever redneck shithole you were spawned in? I doubt it. I have never come across somebody more obviously inbred in my life, and let’s face it, people like you are just what’s wrong with this country. I hate you with a passion.
This site is written for morons, by morons, and you people should all be systematically exterminated.
u sick fuck
Don’t give way to hating anything, or anyone with a passion, Axis. Then you’re reducing yourself to the sad, ignorant likes of Shelley, and all her blinded, hate-mongering Shelleyites~ Just let go, and let God. Perhaps they will come to some good sense .. the God-given gift of reason, some day.
Peace be with you, Amen
Well, looky here! She’s back from her new age crystal eating seminar!
Hello BB,
Crystal eating seminar? .. ‘fraid I missed that one.. ahh, but it’s good to be back in to have a looksee.. MY but there are a lot of angry people.. who seem to have naught better to do than throw around tasteless filthy language! Abominable!
Billy Bob, I still think you make a lot more sense than Shelley. At least you come in to TALK with us, not just spew accusations, and name-calling, without listening.
God bless! :)
God doesn’t exist, Patrice.
I honestly hope and pray that this site and all it’s material is a poorly told joke! For if it is real, it does no favors for Christianity or The U.S.A!
I am an American Christian, and it saddens me to think that I would share common claim as the likes of those who’d fabricate lies and ridiculous accusations and attempt to “translate” the Bible! By The way “The Great Harlot and Her Daughters” in the Bible doesn’t represent actual People! It represents “False Churchs” and “False Religions”. Your ignorance is at such a high level, all I can do is offer you pity, and pray that anyone reading this doesn’t judge all Americans and /or Christians to be as foolish as you are. I just wish you were as mute as you are blind!
Go fuck your mama up the arse, you goddamn hooker. You are, without doubt, the second dumbest person in the world I’ve ever encountered (the dumbest is George W. Bush!)
Go fuck your mama up the arse you goddamn hooker. Scum like you deserve to disappear in the gas chambers of Auschwitz.
You know something? I thought that other right wing sites were really fucked up until I stumbled onto this one. Man are you in serious need of therapy. I saw one note where a nutcake named pastor buck claims ‘recycling is of the devil’!!! Well then, send me your address and I will mail all of my recyclables to you. That includes the rubbers I have with dried cum in them..
EAT THE BABIES AND LIVE FOREVER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FROM THE FLESH OF THE NEW BORN CHILDREN WILL WE BE ABLE TO LIVE FOREVER!! IT IS SPRITUAL FACT THAT THERE IS MAGICAL FORCES LOCKED INSIDE THE FLESH OF NEW BORN BABIES SO FROM THIS FACT WE MUST DECIDE DO WE WANT TO BREED AND LET THE CHILDREN GROW UP IN A WORLD OF VIOLENCE AND SELF-INDULGENCE…NO WE DONT WE SHOULD EAT THEM INSTEAD! BOIL GRILL BAKE WHATEVER AND HOWEVER YOU DO IT JUST DO IT! GO NOW INTO THE NIGHT AND EAT THE INNOCENT IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!! EAT THE BABIES EAT THE BABIES EAT THE BABIES!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JESUS EAT THE BABIES!!
haha just kidding people but seriously we must eat more orgasnic pudding for the betterment of mankind…
Jesus loves Linux, he uses it on his Toshiba Laptop
God bless you, Axis..
I pray the day will come when your card-carryig disbelief will be give way one day to reassuring, unwavering faith in the truth, and the priceless Gift of knowledge.. to know, that YES! God DOES INDEED … IS! : )
Peace be with you~ .. ALL!
I actually just thought you were stupid regarding your linux comments Tristan, Shelley whoever the hell you are.
Regarding the “660,000 dead towel heads” it is evident you’re just a racist piece of shit. Any sensible Christian would stay 1,000 miles away from you!
Please go fuck yourself and then volunteer as Dick Cheney’s cannon fodder!
have any of you statrted carrying out gods wish reguarding the babies?
I used to believe in God, Patrice. I used to be a conservative christian, like the shits who run this site. But I know now just how wrong I was. How evil I was before I became a communist.Perhaps that’s why I hate these people so much. They remind me of how I used to be.
blah booby ba ba ba poo poo wee wee ahhhhhhhhhhh muha muha lalala laaaaaaaaa hahaha mo mo nu ku la la doe ma haha sul sul no ka fu ka la la muki muki da da
You fucking cunt.
why are you critisizing.
goddamn woman your fucking stupid as hell.
why are you putting down gays,sananist(not “satan”0(which I am),atheist and people who arnt like you.
You fucking disgust me.
Arg I can’t even express my hatred for you.
STUPID BITCH ASS CUNT!!!!!!!!!
How ever did you ‘become’ a communist, Axis? :?
I hope you have peace in your heart, and joy in your heart.
God Bless! :)
LIFE! *joy in your life!* : }
Shelly, you are seriously screwed up.
Wake up! We are in the 21st century. You need to stop believing in some old fictional book and start listening to modern scientists.
And…oooh… Logan already mentioned the rest.
I hope when you reach the gates of Heaven God drop kicks you into Satans arms
You know, I really can’t figure out if this site is real or fake, and I surely hope it’s a joke. ‘Sides, all this Christian stuff has never made sense to me.
How can you state “It’s God’s will” and “God made us in his image, and God is perfect” and yet then try and convert people or tell them they’re wrong. That’s completely contradictory. Either A) God messed up, and people strayed away, and therefore is not perfect at all, or B) We’re SUPPOSED to not be following him.
I think what really gets to me is when people try and convert me. I already HAVE my own beliefs, I don’t need theirs, and it just irritates me. They don’t stop, and when talking nicely about it doesn’t work, they start saying about how evil I am and how I’ve sinned and that I’m going to Hell. Heck, that’s practically blackmail. “Convert now or go burn for eternity.”
Ick.
i support str but i can’t let my friends or family know. keep putting God and America first!
Your spread of ignorance and false teachings of God have only given Christians a worse name. We descended from a teaching of love and compassion, and you sit here and talk of people who God wants dead?
You people are dead, you lost the message of Christ a long time ago. Now you promote intolerance, hatred, political bias. You’re dead inside, with no true conscience, or reasoning.
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/category/our-children
What!? You are all SERIOUSLY paranoid brain-washed maniacs! You are all so afraid of the common people, you would prefer the word become a hell scenario where everyone is kept under lock and key and in control.
What is wrong you people? Mario does not make children worship Satan, suckers don’t make little girls want to give oral sex. You mis-construed interpretations make me sick, and fear for the future of the world.
The beast as you say, is the large corporation, and its federal conglomerates, and war-mongering over-zealous religious fanatics.
I grew up in a divided and abusive family. I grew up with rated R movies, “violent satanic drug related” games as you say, and you know what?
I am a loving artist that promotes a clean and great Earth.
I fear for people like you, you people have no idea what the real problems are, you are all a bunch of wealthy, racist, hateful hypocrites, and the Lord Jesus Christ, son of the father, cries that people like you, use his name and his good deeds to promote your controlling and money hungry power-tripped propaganda.
Don’t worry. Judgment day is coming, and you frightened, paranoid, money stashing power hungry war-mongering hate breeds that call themselves Christians, you will all be judged, and you will NOT be granted into a heaven on Earth, you will burn in the hell you yourselves have created, a hell of polluted cities and nuclear firearms, of hate greed and violence promoted and supported by you.
You people are PSYCHOS, its true, the idiots have taken over, with passed on traditions, know how to get ahead with religion… shame on your souls.
My goodness,
You Americans scare the hell out of Europeans! You guys have totally lost it, well seem to after reading this site. I like to think you are not as crazy as you make out, but.. What are you people about?
A really good HP for the US Nazis, it is really not worth to read all that bullshit. It would be better for all the people in the world, if you hang on the same rope like your big examples in nurenberg.
My-my, it seems a very long time since people have been commenting here.. maybe this is just the CLASSiC comment section.. Still wishing you all Peace in your hearts~
Whatever happened to the lively Live CHAT section??!
BB, I hope you’re well– I STiLL love thinking back on your great story about the guy who thought he could create Man on his own.. and God said, “Ah-ah-ahh, that’s MY dirt! You gotta make your OWN dirt!” ..I may have a bit of it fuzzy now, but I still remember, and relish, the general gist of it!;)
God Bless~ And may we ALL be a blessing to HIM! ~Amen:)
haha mate you acheieved a deffinate win! at first i wasnt sure if this sight was serious or not but after some of the shit posted it just made me laugh. Sad thing is alot of redneck inbread american dumbasses will probly look at this sight and think your being serious and not understand irony (cus there fuckin thick) and probly put it as their home page. lol what i find the funniest is that people are leaving comments thinking your actually being serious but COME ON! no one this ignorant can figure out how to use the internet. But very good satire website made me laugh alot. well done!
Earth to Shelley.. ??.. BB? Anybody here to put all of us “liebrals” in our place anymore? .. hmm.. Maybe you found out you’re not exactly right about every little thing, eh? ~Could it be you’re actually absorbing some of what we’re saying, and letting more of Christ’s love into your life.. realising He loves all people~ Not just pale-skinned folks, living in one little region of the USofA? …Of course, that you evere believed that at all is quite absurd, and the fellow who commented just before me, SammySixpence is VERY astute.. You, being someone who have enough brains to create this incredibly well organised website, could NOT be so stupid to believe all the miopic, ignorant things you try and portray here…
I STILL miss the CHAT section, dinging away whenever I visit the site!
God bless, and good-night, Shelley, and Billy Bob:)
To the administrators of this very amusing website, might I politely suggest one small adjustment – for it is currently erroneous with the complex parody you have established. On your “Hell’s Library” you have The Chronicles of Narnia, when in actuality these novels are rife with pro-Christian, anti-Islamic content. CS Lewis himself was a devout Christian, and it’s blaringly obvious in the novels. It would probably be wise to take it off the list.
On a lighter note, congratulations on spinning such a cleverly designed satirical website. Poe’s Law has undoubtedly been satisfied countless times.
Peace, look forward to later laughs.
xx
The thought that this is all “satire”, and “parody”, etc., etc., really scares me..
To think the way you, Shelley, think, is frightening enough in itself. But to think that anyone would actually, purposefully create a site with the devious pretense of leading visitors to believe you are believers in God, and in Christ, His only Son our Saviour, ~ {when in reality you may have no such beliefs at all!} ~ then procede to generate such hateful, demented misconceptions, and outright UNtruths as are rampant herein.. It’s simply inconceivable.. unconscionable to me!– and most vile in the eyes of our Almighthy Father, I would imagine.. {I cannot be the judge of that, however, only He}, But if you aren’t really a Christian, then it’s no real worry to you anyway, right?.. Orr.. is it?!
I haven’t been here in a very long time, and I may not come here often still.. maybe I will{!}, but to see this place ..so clearly racist, so clearly hateful, so clearly ignorant of what we as Christians, {if indeed that includes you}, are supposed to be about.. it’s really sad.. just so sad, that you would think these things.. or worse, lead people into confusion in such a cruel way.. Either way, grievously sad!
With love through Christ, and HOPES you will cease the hatred toward so many people who truly love God~ be they liberals, conservatives, Democrats, Republicans, Jews, Gentiles, non-believers, black, white, Americans, Canadians, Parisians, Zimbabweans–WHATEVER they may be! God, {whether you do, or not.. or even BELIEVE it, or not}, loves ALL people! We’re ALL His children!
Caio~ Anni
{oops, make that *Ciao*!} ~Silly mee~
eh.. all i can say is ICK FUCKIN ICK…. your views agents other aces and black exspecially is rediculous. your veiws on homosexuality is also rediculous. i am 14 years of age. and i havent decided my sexual orentaiotn yet. But i know one damn thing, and its i will not be a republican any time soon thank god for terms. you can really go stick that republicans dick up your republican aussie. And the manga that you refer to as sin is called Yaoi and i will hope to be a yaoi manga artist all be cause of you :3
Btw i do yoga and no its not at all naked. infact it is manditory to do yoga in school stop smashing all these cult lies into peoples heads your giving them the wrong ideas about god…
I EAT BAY-BEAHS I EAT BAY-BEAHS I EAT BAY-BEAHS! OO YUMMY NOMNOM NOM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOM NOM NOM NOMMMM!!! :3 BBY MEAT!
You go juliet yaoi is the reason for living the reason for eating the reason for happiness in this sad retarded world. Yaoi, proof that god really loves us. If it wasnt for yaoi i wouldnt be interested in boys i ahte it when ppl sya god made adam and eve not adam and steve. But then the forget that eve was made for adam not adam was made for eve. Rape is wrong and unless youve been raped. I dont want to hear it. it shouldnt matter if your buck naked toe-up. drop dead sexy hot n pouring down shots. No means no! You should respect women not abuse them imagen us not here..
do you realise what you are? you’re idiots! you think god will send people to hell just for stepping slightly out of line. Answer me this: this is a purely hypothetical scenario: 2 atheist people get married(legally, not religiously) and have children, one of the children grows up and lives a good life, gives to charity, helps the poor, does everything “God” says you should do. He is still, however, an atheist. Does this man go to hell? He did more than, I’m sure, any of you did for his fellow man. If the answer is no, then you’re wrong. If the answer is yes, than I say that, sure, God is benevolent, but does he deserve worship? We, as humans, don’t judge people by how much power they have but by how they use it, why should it be any different when we judge which God we follow. Jesus had one crucial message, “Love your Neighbour”, “Turn your cheek”, “Take all the crap people deal you and keep smiling”. Yet here you are calling people names and rediculing them on the internet because of their relgion or race. If anyone is goin to hell, it’s you people… enjoy your life, cause you’re gonna have a shit afterlife…
I know you’re joking and all, (for proof one needs look no further than the computer stripper ads, or the content of the articles) but there are some people who are stupid enough to actually believe some of the things you’re saying. So for the sake of all that is good and the advancement of human knowledge I ask you this. Stop allowing those who are far too ignorant to comprehend the satire that this truly must be to have a source.
@Varatil my fellow STR bashers ignorant or stupid or i will kick your ass dude if you think it’s satire then fine but don’t be calling my fellow STR basher’s and friends ignorant and dumb or you will get a bitch so hard and loud that it will brake the sound barrier so lay off.
i mean don’t be calling my fellow STR bashers ignorant or dumb and we are well aware of this fucking site being fucking satire so lay the fuck off dilweed.
“Men don’t have long hair. Only faggots and women do.
Jesus had a beard, he didn’t have long hair. Where’s your evidence to suggest that he did?”
Jesus is depicted having long hair on a million pictures and paintings. You called Jesus a faggot and a woman. BURN HEATHEN DOG!
This is the most amazing website I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t believe all you people are reading this and getting so fired up about it. I’m just rolling off my couch laughing and you people are gullible enough to believe this crap! Great job STR, way to get the liberals and foreigners foaming at the mouth. BTW, if you aren’t from America and you respond to this site thinking it’s serious, it just shows you truly know nothing about our country and before you criticize, look at your own countries history, because I guarantee you people have made all the same mistakes. And if you are a liberal and you fall for this, well….what can I say? You’re a liberal, you’ll fall for anything. That’s why we laugh at you, you’re so easy to piss off. Oh, and it’s kind of fun to do, cause you get all red in the face and stutter.
Classic people, just classic.
Hello people at STR. Let me start by saying that I disagree with nearly every point you have because it is so far out there. I am a Lutheran, whatever you consider me to be because of that statement, you have no right to assume anything about me. As much as I would like to argue with you in a lively debate over whatever the subject, I just feel that you deserve the time and effort that it would require.
I would like to congratulate you on being brave and true enough to yourself to convey your actual opinions, as long as they are your actual opinions. I would like one question answered though. How is it that you have come to believe these things? Were they taught to you by parents, or on a journey of self-discovery? I ask this because the things that are posted on this site scare me. They do not scare me into following into your beliefs, but they scare me because I have never thought that anyone could have such strange beliefs compared to mine.
It is nice to know that all of the people that you seem to despise and try to make others despise, are the people who Jesus was closest to. And you may be ignorant of that fact, and it is fine with me. Acceptance he tried to teach the world. I hope you learn some.
SG
It is people like you that contribute to Americas low reputation outside its borders. It’s astonishing to me how much hatred for Canada, Germany and atheists you seem to have for no substantial reason – and before you ask, no im neither canadain nor german nor atheist. The US seems to be the only western country on the planet where the right-winged politics dominate. Whatever happened to the American dream? A nation so innovative, yet contrastingly, lacks a true welfare state or sufficent (and free!) health care for those less fortunate. Sure, its great to be self-relient and successful but you have a social responsability to others and as the worlds super-power you also have that responsability to ’show how it is done’ to less developped nations. After hearing so much about the forth coming elections in November, im left disappointed. It says a lot about a nation whose left wing party is not liberal enough.
Yours Sincerely, Joseph, London, UK
Hello Shelley,
I read your website and I am awe and praise that you made a website that prints out terrible, bias facts and anti-everythingism (i made that word up).
I know that you praise your Americanism and you like your nation and everything. I am against PETA and I do know that domestic policies are important. However, I felt that you just like to trash the world about everything and think that America is the “perfect nation”.
America is nowhere near perfect, nor will it ever be. In fact, America is actually one of the stupidest nations ever, and few Americans are even being ashamed to be Americans. What I also notice that you just love trashtalking about everything that is bad and think that Asia deserves to be punish. I think that is nature and overall they are not punished but they are unfortunate. Let’s see if you put yourself in that disaster like a hurricane or earthquake rock America.
The Iraq War is Vietnam II but worse than ‘Nam. The Geneva Convention doesn’t allow nations to invade other nations to get oil and rare artifacts. Even Bubbles the Chimp knows that the Iraq War is inhumane. Also, American stupidity drove us to invade iraq and cause trouble there for a while. I also opposed the war since day one due to the bad outweighs the good by 1,000 to 1. And now there’s no way we can retreat and it will take us decades if not scores to get out of Iraq. Kindly, we made a mess out of it and the true reality is that the Iraqis prefer not to be invaded. Would you be happy if let just say Harry the Hun (I’m not making fun of the Hungarians, but I know that the Huns brought down the Roman Empire, and i like to use the Huns because of their outstanding tactics to bring much of it down. He’s made up by me.) attacked America? Now how do you feel? Just think before you post and I have put thought in this comment before I have posted it.
What I just say above may offend the Reps doesn’t mean that I’m liberal. I also can agree that sadly no candidate even Ron Paul (ughhhh) are even fit for the job. Obama is jumping into the oval office too fast because he will be under the gun of the world and he doesn’t face enough pressure yet to be in it. Obama can be an actionless president, which is bad because we are calling maydays all over the place. And I’m afraid that Obama will be all talk more than work. McCain can take pressure, but for sakes alive he will invade Iran no doubt after he is finished with Iraq because he too will be stealing oil and rare artifacts. Over I can’t be confident that we will be in the same state no matter who we put up as president.
I feel that the treatment you give among the Islamic people is just obsurb. Islam is growing in numbers and even faster than Christianity. Sadly, people are starting to doubt Christianity and that belief alone has so many fractions and it was divided way too much. The Islamic people however are not really divided except when they started to form Sunnis and Shi’ites. I see that Christianity split up from Roman Catholics to Eastern Ortidox. Then a few Roman Catholics started to form Lutherian, which in term formed many other religions like Puritans, Quakers and all sorts of Christianity. I’m not saying Christianity is evil but there are too many fissures. Also sadly people like you are sadly driving out people and consider other beliefs besides Christianity. What irony religion has that it just cause too many wars and now a holy/Civil war has erupted in Iraq because the invasion already sparked the Civil War in Iraq. People need to know that Christianity and Islam are religions of peace, unity, and prosparity.
So please Shelley tried to be more open and open your mind and try to travel to other nations. I know that the world is Westernizing but it is best to open America up with the world. So don’t make fun of other people and consider that Americans, Islamic people, Asians, Africans, Australians, European and others are people too.
Thanks.
PS: I hope you know that America will not be superpower around 20 years later.
Does anyone know the original author of Proud to Be White??
Thank you. Louis Calabro eaifpresemeritus@aol.com
God bless your life with much love, compassion, and new understanding, Shelley, wherever you are these days. I hope you’re well, and we’ll all be hearing from you soon.
Peace~ Patrice
I will only say one thing, if you write this kind of article you should not use internet or TV under any circumstance.
This is because if you know your religion said”TV, Radio and computers(Internet, etc etc) is satanic.
I say this after a lot of years of experience.
And i will ask one more thing, Jesus died only for you, no, he died for all the people, all the people needs respect.
And you need respect the same as all the people that you are harming with your comments.
An excellent article about Germany. I live in Germany since 18 years and i can say that its no place for children to live. Children here get abused more than anywhere else. And sure this is a country of whores.
Greycell, you’re dumber than Shelley pretends to be. “GEE GEORGE BUSH WROTE THAT COMMENT HE SHURE IS DUMB HUH”
Idiot.
Thank you very much indeed.
This is the best website I have seen for ages.
I have been in tears of laugher – Hillarious! A work of pure genius.
You have made my day.
Thanks again.
Keep up the good work.
Martin
John McCain has stated, in his usual straight talk style, that we must beef up our military in order to win our war with Iraq, and others in the near future (Iran?) The right way forward is to institute a draft that fair and equitable to everyone involved, and the plan is the fully vetted and trusted Rumsfeld Plan. Under the Rumsfeld plan, anyone not involved in a war-critical civilian position, or anyone otherwise considered by the federal draft board to be draft exempt due to other “considerations”, race and family, and between the ages of 14 and 27 will be draft eligible. John McCain has stated that the need for manpower is so great, that no other criteria will be considered in determining eligibility. Conscription and tour length in war zones will, of course, be for the duration. John McCain, ever fiscally responsible, also has a brilliant plan to make veteran care and benefits pay for themselves as an adjunct to the Rumsfeld plan. John McCain has promised that those conscripted will be offered the option to “bounty out” of military service. For the nominal sum of $10,000 thousand dollars every 18 months, a conscript will be able to postpone military service. For $25,000 a conscript will be permanently exempt from military service. John McCain has affirmed that the funds raised in this way will pay for all veterans’ benefits, plus fund the slimed down, modernized, version of the G.I. Bill of Rights currently under consideration by the responsible party and our President. There will be enough money left over to further reduce that tax burden of deserving Americans (we know that “Trickle Down” works and has always worked!) John McCain also has a plan to empty out our prisons and make valuable use of the human waste that we are paying millions a day to keep in custody. We’ll get into that plan next time! Until then VOTE MCCAIN! We will never surrender to the Iraqis! We will never surrender to the Iranians!
Fight on Christian Solders! Kill the Mohamadians! Fight on!
Yours in Christ, J.D
The below quote and the photo that is above it just goes to show that any one can *dress* themselves up but ya can’t take ‘ym out!
Somebodies mom forgot to throw THIS baby otu with the bathwater!
The term “total utter MORON” doesn’t BEGIN to discribe this *thing* – “Information wants to be free”…??? Apparently so do his rolls where is brain must have sunk into.
STealing government secrets is treason last time I looked; got his naked fat ass all grossly splayed out for the world – he should be a pretty easy target for the feds one would think! Geezzzz. Just check his phone bill to 1-800-PIZZA-DONUTS-HALF A SIDE A BEEF.
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“Disgusting hackers like Vexorian claim that “Information wants to be free”, the rationale for their repeated attacks on America. Believe it or not, many liberal hackers have used this nonsense-phrase as a defence of their actions when caught. They claim that information’s “desire” for freedom is a valid justification for hacking into government computers in order to steal secrets.”
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Scott McClellan did NOT fail at his job. He was duped by President Bush, Vice-President Chaney, Libby and Rove. Let’s get serious here and start telling the truth!
Who’s the idiot that wrote this? Only God can judge me, quit playing God….
Just a quick question, is this site for real?
I’m stuck trying to decide whether or not its a very well done parody of an extreme right wing person, or if someone out there really believes this stuff.
In all honesty, I am leaning towards parody, if however its for real, then perhaps you’d also enjoy Fred Phelps website(no thats not a compliment).
Either way, the content definitely made me laugh till I wet myself, I get to enjoy it twice considering my current dilemma, once as a well written parody, and once again as possibly one of the top 5 most ignorant blogs ever witnessed on the interwebs.
Keep up the good work, I’ll read it for the comic value no matter.
This has to be a joke. It just simply can’t be. No one is that much of a Nazi. Quote:
While STR would never advocate violence of any kind for any reason, Jesus himself would shoot in the head hippy terrorists dead if given the chance. People want to eat steak but not see any blood. People want to bring peace to the middle-east but don’t want to do all the necessary head shooting, torturing and and killing of araboushim men, women, cows, 911 Troofers, taco-jockeys, union reps, independent media, women’s groups and whatever else gets in the way of the mighty American War Machine of Freedom.
It’s very funny…but impossible to be a proper opinion :P
I always see your blog.
I am looking forward to renewal of your blog.
Please take a look my site, if it’s possible.
I just found it ironic…
That you have an article that is slanderous of linux, yet it’s quite obvious that This Very Website uses Apache Webserver (A Linux HTTP Daemon) indicating that the entire site is running on Linux. Why’s that I wonder? Because it’s better. It’s generally free, and generally more secure than Microsoft OS’s. I sure wouldn’t trust my website to some crappy IIS server from Microsoft, and pay for the whole shebang on top of it.
fuck you, barrack has a common middle eastern middle name, and frankly retard fucks such as yourself shouldn’t go republican, republicans hate retards because they don’t like to be reminded of themselves. The only person close to saddam here is you. I hope god has mercy on your soul….NOT, burn in hell with dick and bush (aka bull and shit) People like you are the reason there is a hell in the first place, guess why satan went to hell, betraying his brethren, what the fuck do you think you are doing.
P.S 75percent of people despise you, the rest are terrorists.
You gotta watch those gays. If you’re not careful they’ll turn you gay too. And they give you Aids sometimes just by looking at you. Only Jesus can save us. Your website is the greatest I’ve ever seen. I always tell everyone I know about your site because it is so right. Everyone who is non-ultra-christian like you should be shunned and hated. Go Shelley! And Africa should just be destroyed. Maybe we can send all our nukes there. That way all the sinners will be destroyed. Of course, total extremism and belief that avoids facts is awesome. Also, everyone should live exactly how christianity dictates even if they aren’t hurting anyone else because god and jesus want it that way. Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Go Jesus! And Shelley! Hate everyone in the world that isn’t like you!!!!!! YOu are awesome Shelley! May God be with you.
-Rick
You are racist, thick, evil, a liar, a fake, and a supporter of killing millions of people. I just can;t believe on your index page you put George w. bush is the best living US president. You must be the only person on the entire planet who agrees with this. Obama ftw I would spit on mccain’s grave if I could. Hope the worst for him. :)
And btw I don’t care if you don’a allow my other post to be published. You are a republican of course you will never show the other side of the story. Nothing I didn;t expect. But you fail. And you will fail on election day and you will fail at poisoning people’s mind with your lie filled blog.
Okay my post was removed, because I too had the balls to reveal your site as a parody-it’s pretty funny though! I love how mad people get!
bahahahahaha did anybody catch the nick Rick James? what kind of fucking idiot would go under the nick of a living legend Rick James oh yeah that’s right STR would.
and by the way Rick James this is’nt the dark ages anymore stupid idiot.
no normal person would say the shit like you do rick james aka:STR
you are pathetic STR
STR i think your to late to say to say no sluts in the white house cause monica lewinsky beat palin for that title muahahahahaha.
shelly i am new to your page, but i just wanted to say i love you.. if the rest of america would live like you preach then we would have to look forward to heaven when we die, we would be living in heaven here on earth.
keep fucking up america! the next step for Russia will the American Georgia. look at it this way, at least you wont have to worry about learning to speak spanish anymore.
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You will die in 3 days !
you are soooo fucking blocked. I found a site the other day that had ponies in bondage and your site is worse… there’s a special place in hell for assholes like you, and we’ll be there to turn your spit…
I went to school with GWB and when the football players got him drunk and took him to the back room it was sick. he’d be moaning and the big jocks would be laughing. The smell was awful. another drunk rich kid bent over…
This site made my High School (and currently college) Government class so VERY MUCH easier because I could prove just how completely ridiculous the “Right Wing” view is sometimes (possibly all the time). I MUST THANK all those who make this site possible. So… Thank you all so very very much for helping me gain evidence on the theory (probably fact) that these kinds of politics are outdated and unneeded in America and the world as a whole.
See you on election day.
The Clintons are working with Radical Islamic Muslims to destroy this Country. Their plan is working perfectly so far. Some facts about Gays and their Desire to destroy this Country. Gays are the PAWNS the Radical Muslims are using. Some FACTS: Did you know that homosexuality was first practiced in Pagan temples like the Luxor Temple as a worship ritual to Lucifer? True story, the walls of the temple are etched in stone with the depiction of all manner of homosexual acts. Asexuality is more plausible in nature than homosexuality. Asexuality or having both sexes as in the case of some species of worms makes the case that nature (stated this way because most Gays rebel against God.) has proved out the error of their ways. IT IS A CHOICE. .
The Muslim Agenda – Gay Rights and the Destruction of Christianity and This Country and our Economy
Historically, Religious Zealots, like Radical Muslims are smart enough to make LONG RANGE PLANS. The objective of the Radical Muslims is to destroy Christianity. They are making great progress using Americans against Americans. Gays/Lesbians against Heterosexuals. 1. Put Bill Clinton in the Whitehouse and Pelosi in Congress. Bill destroyed our economy. Look at the Current Mess and the Clintons helped with 911 by allowing the Terrorists to enter the Country. Bill spent tax dollars to further the Muslim Agenda by Slaughtering 1000’s of Christians in Kosovo. 2. Let Bush, a Republican take the Blame. 3. Put Barack Obama in the Whitehouse and continue to pit Gays against Heterosexuals until Gays “win” and Christianity is destroyed. 4. Islamic Law will prevail and of course, ultimately Gays lose because Muslims don’t support Gays. I know, everybody here will say “I’m crazy” just as I was “crazy” in opposing Pelosi’s “bail out the Rich Plan” on housing foreclosures – Rich are NOW bailed out!
Vote for Barack Hussein obama for President to COMPLETE the circle the Radical Muslims need to bring down America.
Are you retard or is this just a joke? Pieces of shit like you are the reason the rest of the world hates america. Being Irish, I know that your country and its right-wing insanity is very unpopular in the world. You would burn in hell, if it existed.
My god, look at the crap you put out here! It is physically impossible for a woman to masturbate? Wrong! Go ask any doctor, even a right wing, cock sucking kiddy fiddling catholic prick doctor! It is probably impossible for YOU to masturbate, because you are probably so fat your fingers couldn’t reach your pussy even if you wanted them to! Barack Obama is the best thing to happen to the USA since JFK (and let’s face it, it was probably mongoloid retards like you that shot him anyway). Even McCain can’t get it right… he says he is the best guy to deliver change to the US… yet everyone seems to have forgotten that before he was nominated he was in a battle with Hackabee over who was the most conservative! Probably a right wing nazi shit kicking fuckwit like you doesn’t know what the word conservative means, maybe you should go to a library because I am willing to bet that the only book you have in your trailer is Mein Kampf, and you probably haven’t even read that either. As a matter of fact I very much doubt it if you made it past 1st grade. Oh, and as for 9/11? Whhich party was in power when it happened? Yep, your Republicans! It is clear that the Republicans and the far right have made a deal with neo fascists and Muslims, like the old Nazis did in the 1950s when they worked with Egypt to design and build a rocket to attack Israel with. As a matter of fact anyone who is against Jews is by default a Muslim! Therefore you guys are (using words you would use) a bunch of towelheads who like to sodomize little boys. Bit like your catholic priests, who love to spend a sunday in their offices with a choir boy sucking them off. Girls are strictly off limits to the guys who agree with anything you have to say because all they can think about is little boys. I just need to go out to the town and walk past the local catholic chusrch and look in the windows… I’ll see a sad old pervert with a semen stained cassock frantically jacking off over a picture of a muslim boy… his favourite treat! Oh yeah… that sounds like you girls too eh? Too ugly and fat to get a guy, you turn to lesbianism with like minded women, all getting together to read the bible while you feverishly rub your clits to pictures of Adolf Hitler and fingering eachother senseless! I can smell the sweat and shame from here! God doesn’t want any of you peasant trailer trash in heaven, cos you all have a one way ticket to hell, where I am sure you will bump into favourite heroes of yours like the Ayatollah Khomeini, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin and of course, the one that you really want to meet and worship, Osama bin Laden! Yeah, you guys really get off on him, all opf you are just waiting in line to get down and suck his cock like the scum you are!
PatrioticAmerican,
I have inlaws like you; all I can say is, THANK GOD I’m not genetically related.
Oh my god, patriotic american… you are so obviously the product of a brother/sister sexual fumble in the back of papa’s pickup! What a moronically idiotic, totally ignorant piece of crap you are! I reckon the best part of you dripped down mama’s legs after her bro fucked her! Clearly you have no idea of what politics is, you just like to go to rallies where hordes of camouflage wearing assholes just like you stand on a stage and recite bullshit while doing the nazi salute! It’s a wonder that you and honeygirl are able to actually get through a day without forgetting the basics in life… like how to breathe! It is so dumb the shit you sput… man your breath must be worse than your dog’s… and you should know, probably the only time inbred retards like you manage to get a blowjob is when you smear dog food on your cocks and call fido into the trailer! So… let’s take apart your bullshit piece by smelly idiotic piece.
1. You stste that the Clintons are working with radical Muslims to bring down this country. Aside from the fact that you are talking out of your large and capacious arse (daddy sure does love to ream out his lil boy with the ol’ hairy root, hyuk hyuk!!) you have no proof of this. Why not say the same thing about George W Bush? He was in power when 9/11 took place (and it’s a pity they didn’t drop a plane on your trailer park, there’d be one less fucking gomwit to worry about in this world). We could say that he and the whole of the US military were in collusion and wanted this to happen because secretly they arre Muslims themselves! Look at Sarah Palin… she has brown hair right? So she ain’t no god fearing all american blue eyed blonde haired aryan blood girl! She is a MUSLIM! It’s obvious! Her skin is the right colour!
2. ’stated this way because most Gays rebel against God.) has proved out the error of their ways. IT IS A CHOICE.
Duh! What is wrong with what you wrote here? Look closely! Right! You said that most ggays rebel against god… well duh! Does the Catholic church not say that homosexuality is a sin? Does the right wing of this country not say the same? Gays don’t reject god because of what they do you asshole, they are rejected BY god!
Oh, a quick note to the author’s of this site… Shelley… you ARE the great Beast and your filthy children the suckle at your teats of sin are whores, filthy fornicators and harlot scum. When they die in the pit of their own putrescence a special demon has been set aside to drag them kicking and screaming into the lowest pit of hell where they shall suffer for all eternity. I hope you like that, Shelley, you filthy whore of Babylon!Fuck you bitch of satan and all the multitudes of men who cravely fuck you while your filthy menstrual blood covers their throbbing members of pus covered evil! And you Tristan… a moron described you as having a mighty intellect yey clearly a half human mongol beastling that has problems talking and craps itself regulary would find it easy to beat you in any form of intellectual debate!
Now, back to slut fucker whore honey girl and her brother in the back of the barn patriotic american.
3. The thousands of Christians killed in Kosovo? You utter fucking moron! Why not take a tally to see how many of each religion died in the former Yugoslavia? Exactly. More muslims died in Radovan Karajic’s ethnic clensing than did christians. And pray, oh miniscule brain, what religion is he? (What? Didn’t quite hear you… AH! CHRISTIAN! Seems to me that Chrisitans have been doing their damndest to wipe Muslims from the face of the earth for centuries… like for instance the crusades? Does it not say in the bible that god will allow no other to be worshipped and that he will strike any who do not believe in him down? Seems to me that christians are worse than radical muslims!
Gays and lesbians against heterosexuals? Funny, in all the forty years I have been alive I don’t recall ever being attacked by rampaging mobs of gays and/or lesbians… I have however had numeroud fights with skin headed Doctor Marten wearing neo nazis and christian zealots hanging around outside abortion clinics! And amazingly I have never lost any of those fights… I have however put many of THEM into hospital and I have to say that MY kind of army, that is the army that practices free speech and will not attack until it is being attacked, has taken great pleasure grinding OUR boots into YOUR kind of faces while you lie on the grouns bleeding… like I say, if you attack, expect to be hurt.
Honeygirl… did momma teach you all this bullshit about being able to use words like nigger and coon? So what are the multitudes of american soldiers fighting muslim radicals in Iraq and Afghanistan? Oh right, according to you they are just plain niggers too. Damn, you are so fucking stupid! I would probably insult a few white folks too if my great grandfather was being whipped to death by some so called white southern gentleman cos he wasn’t picking cotton fast enough! Or to look more recently… how many niggers died for you in World War Two, making sure that you didn’t have the USA over run by Japanese and Germans? And then in the 50’s getting beaten by the KKK because they wanted to sit in a white person’s seat on a bus… and yeah, a lot of these so called good ol’ boys used to beat women as well… so if I were you, you filthy piece of white trailer trash two bit whore cock sucking piece of shit slut… I would be careful what I say.
As a final note to all you anti abortion people… I am going on bended knee tonight and pray that all of you that have daughters have those daughters raped by a slavering black knife wielding aids ridden junkie… and then get’s pregnant. How many of you will want that child? Even though we all know it is not the child’s fault how moany of you would want that child as a grandchild?
american patriot… look at some history book and take time out from fucking your sister and sucking your dad’s cock.
Myyy GOODness, there’s one big lot of hate breeding around here!
And where-oh-where is Shelley, the author of this, at times interesting, at times abysmal place?? Has she ceased to come in and add her twisted 2¢ worth altogether?
Learn to love already, can’t you? Ripping each other apart doesn’t do this world any good.. so why do so many choose to continue the practice? Give your hearts a chance to feel love, and peace instead.
Peace people~ Please?
..and Shelley, If you’re still here, tell Billy Bob, “Keep up the good work”, okay? Thanks~
Why Obama Will Lose Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5bkGUJrVH4
To the staff at str.com:
All I can say is that I’m very glad that the number of closed-minded people like you are dwindling in this world…maybe someday you’ll disappear completely.
I’d just like to point of your incredible hypocrisy. If you are from such a forgiving and accepting religion, why do you not accept any beliefs other than your own? It is people like you that give the world stereotypes of Americans that aren’t true. Open your eyes, there are different people in this world, and they aren’t all going to hell!
I just want to warn everyone that it’s true, there is a gay agenda, and I’m beginning to think that people can be turned into homosexuals under duress. I say this because I’m terrified that I’m turning gay.
I’ve been married for over twenty years and I’ve always been true to my wife. My boss “Ted” is married too, but he has a habit of getting “gaysted”–that’s what I’ve heard it’s called–getting so drunk that he starts flirting with guys. I saw him do this back when I wasn’t working in his division, but when I started working under him this past summer, he started pawing me when we’d go out for drinks after work.
I know I shouldn’t drink. It’s a terrible weakness. I always drink too much and seem to do things I never meant to do. But drinking after work is a big part of my job, or at least it seems like it. No one gets ahead at this place unless they hang out with the boss at a bar for a few hours before heading home.
Back in June Ted cornered me in the men’s room, grabbing my crotch, squeezing it painfully, and kissing me on the mouth. It was horrible with his cigarette/coffee breath, his huge belly and his scratchy stubble. I couldn’t push him off right away because he’s much bigger and more forceful than me. I treated it like a crude, disgusting joke, hiding how much it truly sickened me and trying to laugh it off. But I think that was a mistake. I should’ve put my foot down. But I didn’t.
It only got worse after that. In elevators and when we were alone somewhere in the office he’d often caress my butt or grab my crotch. Sometimes he’d just suddenly kiss me on the mouth, or come up behind me, get me in a bear hug and kiss my neck while grinding his pelvis against my behind. And we weren’t drunk when he’d act like this, plus I could feel that he sometimes had an erection. I started to think that it wasn’t just some kind of schoolboy bully tactic but that he was actually gay.
I learned the truth when we went on a business trip together to Birmingham, AL and shared a room. I thought there would be other staffers on the trip and was told I’d have my own room, but it turned out to be just him and me, one room–and one bed. I put off going back to the room that night, but he stayed up with me, and there was nothing to do but drink in the hotel bar. Once again he got grabby, rubbing my thighs and crotch under the table, and was just too lightheaded and dizzy to make him stop.
We closed the bar and finally had to turn in. Back in the room I didn’t know what to do. Where was I supposed to sleep? When I came out of the bathroom he was already in bed–a big fat sweaty hairy old man, shirtless and for all I knew naked, grinning at me lasciviously as he pulled back the covers and patted the mattress next to him. I felt so sick and nervous. It was like the devil opening a door to hell and beckoning me to enter. I stood there for a while unsure what to do, but I was so dizzy and tired, I just wanted to lay down and pass out. I finally stripped down to my t-shirt and shorts and told him that I just wanted to sleep.
He gave me calm assurances, but from the moment I crawled into bed he was all over me. It was more than groping and kisses too. He was naked, and his erection poked me like a policeman’s nightstick. He quickly straddled me, and with a firm hand on the back of my neck and a fistful of my hair, he shoved his stinking, oozing penis into my mouth.
I wept and gagged, I thought I was going to suffocate and even prayed to God to take my life. But it just went on and on. It was horrible. When he finally ejaculated and pulled his penis out of my mouth, I was crying hysterically. I actually threw up on the side of the bed. I felt weak and spent, and I prayed with all my heart that he would go to sleep. But he didn’t. He fondled me, licking and kissing me, and before I knew it he seemed to be getting hard again. I couldn’t believe it. He pressed the head of his penis into my rectum, but it was so painful that I shouted and begged for mercy, and thank God he didn’t try to push it in deeper. But he did mount me as if I were a woman, rubbing his penis between my buttocks till he ejaculated there. I know I never felt so ashamed and violated in my whole life.
I can still recall the horrors of that night so well that it’s confounding what’s happened to me since. He dominated me so completely that weekend in Birmingham that I’ve never been the same. I came home feeling like I’d lost my manhood forever. Would a real man have let that happen? I don’t know, but I’m totally confused about who I am now.
That was three months ago, and I haven’t had sex with my wife since that trip. She thinks I’m suffering from erectile dysfunction, but I know the truth. I still get erections, but it’s usually when I’m giving Ted a blowjob at the office, which I do several times a week. On two occasions I also sucked the penis of one of our vice-presidents. He said that Ted had told him I what a “gay whore” I was. I didn’t deny it. I don’t know who I am anymore.
Am I gay? Where did my manhood go? I still find women beautiful, and I don’t feel attracted to men. But when my wife falls asleep some nights I’ll get up, go to the computer, and masturbate while paging through gay porn sites. I often wear women’s panties to work–I bought several pairs at Wal-Mart, I don’t know why–and the abject shame of wearing them seems to thrill me. I’ve gone on a few more business trips with Ted and have taken part in hellishly perverse activities with him. I’ve let him ejaculate in my mouth. I’ve licked his rectum. I’ve laid naked in a bathtub and let him urinate on me. I’ve endured anal intercourse countless times, and on our last trip I wore a garter belt, stockings, a stuffed bra and make-up so he could pretend I was a woman in bed with him.
It’s all a nightmarish mystery to me. I don’t know where I’ll end up. I can’t even go to church anymore because I feel so horribly debased and guilty. But I can’t stop. I have lost my virility. I think about men’s penises all the time and feel an intense need to have them in my mouth. In September I visited an adult bookstore downtown where I sucked on a black man’s penis through a hole in the wall of a video booth while I masturbated. I even lick up my own semen when I masturbate because I’m so addicted to the taste of it. I can only warn others: don’t ever EVER let another man kiss you on the lips. Never touch another man’s penis or lie in bed with another man. Homosexuality is a satanic virus. It will corrupt your soul and ruin your life.
Dear Shelley
I would like to ask you two questions, which I think are relevant to you and to many other people in the US and the rest of the world.
1. Why is your website so full of hate? Hate never solved a single problem and is not the message that Jesus gave the world.
2. Do you understand and believe in democracy? If you do then you will understand that people will support you if they believe in your message. If they don’t they will support others. That is their hard won democratic right. Free people are unlikely to support a message based on hate.
Open your mind, there is a whole world of love out there if only you can find it.
err, I’m Dutch, so sorry for the imperfect English, and I accidently came across this site. It’s a parody right? Please let it be :)
I mean:
Barrack is a black man. As good Christians know, all black men have at least several illegitimate children which they create by carrying out foul acts with cheap crack ho’s.
lol :D
Oh by the way, can I nominate: “the Dutchman” for the “Adopt a Liberal” feature? The average Dutchman is atheistic, liberal (your democratic party would be considered right-wing in The Netherlands), pro-choice, ok with experimenting with drugs, anti-war, – hold on, let me check the categories, ah yes- probama, anti-guns, pro-gay rights (makes me sick even to type this, fckng hell)
So we could so with some praying. Thank you :)
The Death of Wisdom
I want to tell you a story about the death of Wisdom. A very, very long time
ago, a time without time in it in fact. A star appeared in the East and with her a
woman of profound beauty and peace was born. She came to this world and called
herself a man named Buddha. She had the laughter of all the children of the world
sewn into her heart. She is beautiful. I am well pleased.
Her voice was but a whisper on the winds of this world. So someone thought
to save her for all mankind to know. So with a pen and paper they hunted her down
and captured her. Hooked her rather. They couldn’t bring her in completely. Bloody
fools they were. Imagine trying to throw a net over the very mistress of freedom
Herself! But they did get away with a few handfuls of her rune stones. With her
magic caught on paper they ran like happy thieves to show the world. Little did they
realize that with even that small offense the Mighty One was in brooding spirits.
Remember children, She whispered before She roared.
Who has taken my stones? What man upon Earth forces me to speak? The
stones, the words you see, have but one purpose. The Awakening from Sleep. The
ending of gods’ Dream of Man and the return to the boredom and loneliness of Being
One with All. Leaving the Universe with no one to talk to except perhaps Endless
Bliss. But man did not realize that what they stole would be the death of them. Their
intentions were good. Their hearts were in the right place. But she was the
embodiment of freedom for mankind. By that name She betrays you and falls to your
capture. What can eternal Freedom ever ask but to remain forever free?
Where are my stones? Who forces words from my mouth? Give me back the
power of words! Hear Me and be silent!
The words that come out of your mouth don’t make you unclean. But every
word you put into the mouth of a Silent god makes you filthy! These stones are the
sweet taste of death. Sure, come on in! Meet god! Know that you’re loved forever.
Find out that to know me, You must become me. And to become ME your SELF
must die. i was here first remember? i am the ALL remember? ALL includes you,
fool! You’re part of the ALL, remember? But fear not. i am a Good Mother and i
promise to devour each morsel of every One of You before i return to the Void of the
ALL. But the thieves wouldn’t give the Words back. Instead they went back to
Wisdom and cursed Her and spat at Her and called Her a whore before all of
mankind. She asked again, so clearly; honor your Mother little Ones. See Me. Know
that i am.
You are that i am. Feel me little Ones, there in your hearts. For if you truly
feel me the first and LAST words out of Your mouths should be; “I don’t have the
words to express…” Yes! Yes! Stop! Please mankind, stop! You have it right there.
You just can’t hold it in your hands. Honor me! Mean what you say! Stop words that
are suppose to be complete on a subject You just admitted is beyond words! The
secret to get past words is precisely beyond the YOU!
But Mother you call us home and we want to know The Way. We need a
ladder we can climb even if we do have to jump into a Void off of it. Of course Child.
But remember, I have your death well in hand. When a child dies it goes with Mother.
When You die You die alone!
If you cry out; “Father, father why have thou forsaken me?” The fact that You
exist as a separate entity from me and are the Voice expressing the question is in fact
your answer.
i am because You are there to say I AM! Give me back the stones. No more words!
No more I AM that I AM! Come! The hour is at hand. i call you home little One. Will
You come home?
Or will You stay out and play for a while? I AM that I AM and I run free through the
universe! Of course little One. You are my miracle. You are my creation. You are my
deepest pleasure. And Your act of speaking the words is Your answer. You say; “I
AM that I AM! i say; fine! Know in your hearts that i Love You beyond WORDS. So
go play, and be fair. Remember my child You are but One among all of my children,
which are more than numbers can measure. i love You with all of my heart. How
could it be otherwise? Silly little Child! You are a vessel of love. A cup i fashioned
from myself, for myself to enjoy.
You say I AM that I AM and there will be no god above Me. I say fine! Grow
up, climb to the skies. Be ye Gods on the face of this Earth ONE and ALL and make
up to each other all the harm done in discovering that fact!
And sometime, in some lifetime, if instead of saying I AM that I AM, instead
You say;
I AM tired
I AM lonely
I miss HOME enough that I wish to surrender willingly all that I AM
which is all I AM.
Then i will come unto you like a Mistress in the night and i will undress Your bodies.
Earth, Wind, Fire, and Rain. i will consume ALL with my burning passion.
i will consume You utterly!
i will destroy You utterly!
And when all that is left of you is an I AM floating in the Void i will come unto You
in a spirit that is beyond WORDS. And the words, that i never spoke, because i never
was, will be;
Give me back the stones. Give back WORDS!
Come unto me little Ones and rest ye a while Mary-Men.
In the beginning there was the Word. The Word was with god and the Word
was god. The WORDS were I AM! The Words fell from the mouth of Man and the
Words were Man. For what is Man but countless piles of I AM?
I AM that I AM and I will put no god above ME!
Fine, compete every man against his brother to embody HIS or HER idea of what is
most god-like for them. And fight well for i’ve made You mightiest among Earths’
creatures and i enjoy a good show. YOU are indeed gods’ greatest pleasure. But
remember the heart. i LOVE YOU ALL. Every single One, without exception.
When I fold up the material Universe with Everything in it and go to the
dreamless sleep in the VOID of NO THING the gate cannot be closed if even the
tiniest among YOU is left out.
i’ll come as a shepard to find YOU. And i LOVE YOU. But understand this. It’s not
for YOU that i come, it’s for me. i don’t have a choice about it. YOU my child are
composed from the music of my Body. You’re an act of love i committed for myself
before YOU ever were. And when i’m tired and want to go to sleep, when i close the
gate on the lake of consuming fire if anyone, anywhere where excluded that would
amount to me cutting off my own big toe. Before you get all excited about god
mentioning mutilation, stop! The death is the death of god.
Not the death of man!
God is ALL, knows ALL, and is so eternally. Bottom line; i am everything to
give with nothing to gain! But without YOU my child i have no ONE to give it to or
through!
If YOU sacrifice your life to me YOU only give back what is mine already. And
since it was my gift to YOU, sending it back is an offense of the first order. Who
among you has thrown away the most precious jewel of my creation?
Who has committed such a crime?
The one they call jesus the christ has committed this crime Great Mother.
How did this come about?
Well Mother he used the sacred WORDS.
How?
The few pages we took from you were in turn stolen from us. We sent a messenger
of peace to the West but he was killed by ignorant savages who knew not what they
did.
Is the gate still open to ALL who seek me?
No Great Mother, they’ve taken the few dozen pearls of Wisdom and fashioned a
weapon of great destructive power with it.
How much?
Over two thousand pages I’m afraid.
But how? How can there be so many words?
Well the Words we took opened the gate to No-Mind, VOID of the ALL, no I AM,
and freedom from the wheel of suffering. They took up the words and put them into
the mouth of another and tied the Words into another totally unrelated story. Now
they use the very Song of Silence to give proof to, of all things, words from the very
mouth of a Silent God!
So the curse is loosed upon the Earth. The door is open but no man can pass!
He claims all of heaven as his personal property through his namesake. The WORDS
still have the power to throw open the veil of Death but they’re surrendering to a
corpse sickle instead of surrendering to No-Mind, no I AM.
They lap up WORDS like a dog returning to consume its’ own vomit.
Impossible! Anyone who has seen Me would know better than to say his or
her tiny I AM could ever contain the WHOLE! To be with Me means the surrender of
the I AM back to the sea of No-Mind. No man can come to ME and keep words and
names. How was this done?
He uses deadly black magic on his victims.
He says I am the way and the light.
But his I AM is in the way of the Light.
So the Way isn’t open equally to all Children who seek it?
No they stand in awe of the one who claims to have discovered it and they ignore the
treasure he uses as bait.
How can they simply not look past him?
He claims it for himself alone. They call him the only begotten son of god.
I see! The ultimate deathblow to freedom.
Yes MA’AM, he claims he mastered death but admits he doesn’t know when the end
will come to gods’ creation. He confuses the death of his small world with the death
of God.
What happened to him Wisdom?
He said that he possessed YOU for himself alone.
Someone uses the gate of another? One comes to the gate with the Words, I AM and a
name. They leave with Everything in Nothing and shall remain eternally Nameless!
If he surrendered enough to see ME and yet turned away, that one fell into the void of
gnashing teeth. Not of your world and not with ME either. He was spit out of his own
mouth.
He couldn’t rule heaven so he blocks the WAY for all who seek it. Instead of
showing the surrender and death of the I AM he has them worshipping it! They
vanquish to the depths their own I AM without consuming it and imagine the reality
of his I AM and clutch for dear life to it also. Evil is the separation from god through
the WORD and the NAME. This found its’ best expression through the I AM called
jesus christ. Here’s one I AM saying; no one gets HOME except by me instead of
through the death of ME. At least Buddha said if you meet the Buddha along the road,
kill him. The Tao that can be spoken (or written) is not the real Tao.
And he demonstrates no path, no way, only stupid chants and prayers in his
name only. Yes, they cling to the idea that he grew up for all of US and now we don’t
have to finish our own evolution.
Wait a minute; you people stopped growing over 2000 years ago! That planet must be
a complete madhouse by now!
Yes MA’AM! They put the poison right in with the cure and anyone who pointed out
the trick was branded a heretic and put to death without a fair trial. They raped Lady
Justice and their only defense was to say she actually wanted it.
Why did it turn so harsh?
It’s the story they wrapped it around. They connected 4000 years of savage,
ignorant I AM god prattling from any lunatic with an imagination and an agenda with
just a smattering of stolen Wisdom to make it appear that YOU said every word of it.
The first thing they have you saying is; commit genocide because god loves you so
much. Then it goes down hill from there.
They swear it’s 100% straight out of the mouth that YOU don’t have until we exist to
give you one.
I think the most loving words they ever shoved down YOUR throat was when
you told them to steal a country in your name, kill all the men, rape all the women,
and enslave the children and livestock.
Don’t worry Lady Wisdom.
We have the bible to see us through. All 100% from the very mouth of god. All true,
all good, and straight from your lips with love.
Right?
No, i am a goddess of Silent Bliss if words must have that much! But yours’ is
a curse from a black-hearted magician whose true name and power are finally
revealed.
Son of Panthera, the ill-begotten one, a.k.a. jesus christ.
Here’s some acid for your I
Man can live by bread alone
No man can be enslaved without every word (i) puts into the mouth of a Silent God!
Evil says only 144,000 jews went to heaven.
WISDOM says I AM LOVE
Love permeates every single molecule in the Universe
If YOU have ears made of molecules then find ME there!
Reverse; don’t disperse this evil curse;
The end of the world that they call down, they call down on themselves alone!
Leave this world in peace
Death to all jews and their christian mind slaves.
Amen
Cursers of God stand naked before the world and rejoice!
Your extinction is at hand!
The poor beaten slave girl now stands free in SPIRIT!
Freedom is loosed upon the Earth!
The thieves of one peoples’ WISDOM and anothers’ land are revealed as your
enslavers.
Where will the parasites hide when all of HUMANITY realizes the crime that has
been committed against it?
You are surrounded by wrathful humanity. Amen
One mans’ holocaust is another mans’ miracle. Amen
Hail Judas! The one worthy jew. Amen
Die by the blasphemy of the sword of words spoken by your own mouths.
To mankind i grant infinite lifetimes to find the WAY.
To jesus i grant but one, and he already blew it. Amen
christian and jewish women; be silent in church
Be as property onto your husbands
Be forgotten
For all other women of Earth, stand Equal!
Be ye Goddess’s of LOVE, TRUTH, and BEAUTY
Rejoice!
i am the word!
Well, the word is out!
I claim this defeated magicians’ power
I AM that I AM
I AM the word
I AM the curse that kills
I call this curse down upon my head alone
Come onto ME, Silence
Like a thief in the night
I AM that I AM
I AM god loosed upon this Earth
I bend a knee to no man!
i bend my knees for No-Mind
I AM that I AM
I AM tired
I AM lonely
Come unto ME
I have YOUR stones heaped up upon my heart
I have YOUR WORDS
am silent!
Amen.
This HAS to be fake. The pure stupidity, I’m not ok knowing people like this exist.
if you werent so insignificant, id tear your spleen through your ass then feed it to your dying mother whilst i take her urea and mix it with he dust of your father then feed it to all that carry your blood line.
ill then send them all to hell where the demons can rape them with cocks in the shape of pineapples.
You filthy left wing liberal faggots! Who the HELL do you think you are, claiming to be a Republican (the religion of our Lord Jesus Christ, death to queers, muslims and non Republicans Amen) and a Christian (the only true religion, all non-believers will burn in Hell for eternity)? Huh? It is clear to me that Shelley is a Liberal. All the rubbish she writes here is the work of a left wing, Hell loving, dope smoking dirty filthy fucking LIBERAL! Nowhere in this left wing propagandist communist blog are your views in any way strong enough! If I had my way I would make kissing the American Flag in public in the town square compulsory for the whole population at 5am. I would kill all non whites. Kill all non Republicans. Kill all non Christians. Kill all who commit ANY crime. Empty the prisons and kill all those filthy scum suckers! I would beat any child who does not sing the National Anthem and does not pray AT LEAST twenty times a day to within an inch of their lives. All schools would be run by the clergy. The true salute (the raising of the right arm to forty five degrees) would be COMPULSORY! And you Shelley, you left wing whore of Babylon, the Lord will judge you very harshly! And all you filthy scum sucking bottom feeders who do not agree with me WILL DIE. I am forming my own private army of Storm Troopers and we WILL kill all of you non believers! Long live the Republican Party and Death to all others! AMEN!
crashing bores whores spreading hate. ill blame it on a simple twist of fate
adolf hitler your no better then shelley the freedom hater and her other assclowns.and adolf hitler consider getting some psychological help you are in dire need of it and a straight jacket.
and by the way adolf hitler god does not exist and neither does satan there is no heaven and there is no hell the bible is just a work of fiction and nothing else.
get some help dude cause you just creep me out big time adolf hitler or jump off a cliff whichever comes first.
This is a simple message for you, whoever you are, posting as shelleytherepublicanhater: Shelley may be a misguided left wing liberal slut whore, but YOU will not even be allowed to recieve the gift of forced re-indoctrination in my shining new world! YOU and others like you will be taken to forests enclosed in 100 foot high electrified razor wire and hunted down for the pleasure of right thinking people like me and my kind. And when you hve been gut shot you will be left on the ground as meat for the others of your kind ie: non Republican, non Christian scum. I am glad that I creep you out big time, bottom feeder, because in my world there will be no love for leaders such as me, there will be respect and fear! There will be NO ROOM for people who even think differently to us! Mark my words, Shelley and all you other non Arians! When the Storm Troopers of the Republican God have cleansed the Earth of non believers, the name of former great leaders such as Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior and Junior will be raised to shining heights in the form of 500 foot high statues which shall be placed on the avenue to the Republican House, which scum like you know as the White House. So beware left wing filth! God is Republican, and he is not on the side of left wing communist liberal filth such as Shelley the liberal ass kisser and secret lover of Clinton! He is with people like me! Be afraid faggot scum and non believers, be very afraid!
You people are fools if you really don’t see that this is obviously a sarcastic website.
Parody, and sarcasm are fine.. The trouble I have with it here, Chris, is that it’s so thoughtless, disrespectful, and so glaringly misleading about what the Christian faith is all about! Parody and sarcasm are usually pretty harmless, and not setting out to rip apart basically every entity but their own~ I really wonder who these people are.. these “creators” of such an UN-loving, UN-Christlike site, are really LIKE! This could only be considered “funny” by UN-Believers!
Remember all, Christ died for you ALL! Jew, Gentile, Black, white, American, Asian, Ethiopian, ANTARCTiCAN.. EVERY one! But of course good ol’ John 3:16 says it best~
Keep the Faith!
Peace~+~
@Patrice nicely said now if STR could believe that
but apparently STR has a 12 inch dildo so far up their ass that’s not even funny.
i aplogize for the crudeness there
Of course this is not a joke, silly people, just skimming through is enough to know it’s a message service from the Lord himself. Good stuff though.
THANK you.. uh, You Idiot! LOL xD
Pepe ~ Yes, it unfortunately is a joke, but that’s beside the point. Like I said, sarcasm is one thing.. this place goes much farther than that. Way off the deep end of tasteless, thoughtlessness. Thumbing your nose at people’s faith, giving the Almighty Father the finger, by WAY of saying “it says thiss here in the Bible…”, etc., and so forth, {whether you believe in Him or not{!}}, is NOT FUNNY!.. {*Sighhh*}, ahh, but then, some people think Kathy Griffin is funny, so there you go.. One can be an atheist without being hateful, and disrespectful. Being an atheist posing as a Christian deliberately to trip unsuspecting believers up is reprehensible. BUT I guess if one is a particularly thoughtless, scheming, calculating what-ever-she-is.. a non-believer, pretending to believe, then, it’s par for the course!
Peace out~+~
p.s. to ..You Idiot..sir/ma’am~lol
In this case, your said crudness was quite called for I think!;))
{personally, I think maybe a “cattle prod” might be more appropriate, for all the BULL they’re she and her shelleyites are spreading around here!}x))
Lol, great POE!
Dear Shelly,
Thank you for the cheap entertainment.
Say! Whatever happened to the fun “chat” feature you once had here? …Too bad it went south.
Peace~+~
Wow indeed.
This site is the product of a ‘brainwashed from birth’ right wing death mongering monkey with no education about anything she opposes. The site claims to be the freedom blog but without even noticing it has become the opposite.
Taking away peoples rights to get married, have abortions, and following a FAKE religion that has enslaved, killed and ruined the lives of millions of people in the past… because PEOPLE.. no sorry.. MONSTERS like shelly believe in this crap.
Enjoy your life you stupid bitch. YOU are the only one who will be burning in hell.
yes hi im 15 and ive read some of the things in this site and all you people are fucking crazy god doesnt have a hitlist god loves all even if you have sinned he always forgives because we are all his children
and yes i do think that homosexualality(srry for spelling) is a little wierd but nowhere in the bible does it state that it is a sin
also, for u people to assume u know whats right and wrong and that u get to decide who is going to hell really?
I don’t see how u can believe this stuff.
I know about the pokemon article, and that is a bunch of lies!
Metapod:
A more common and WEAK and USELESS pokemon with no attacks. And that bull**** about believing in the devil is
SO RELIGIOUS OPINION BASED.
Alakazam:
many points against “learning occult magic”
1: You only use commands in the game
2: You do not learn any “magic”
3: There are no “game-points awarded
4: There is no “learning occult magic”
Jigglypuff:
First, there’s no way Jigglypuff can be GAY because Jigglypuff’s FEMALE!!!!
Second, it’s not “sexual debauchery”, unless you call when you sleep “a state of sexual debauchery”
Lastly, I am not of god, or of the devil. I am of myself.
This is obviously satire. Read #4 in the terms and conditions.
4. You understand that by using the Web Site, including its Forums, comment pages and chats, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. If you feel offended by the content or parts of the content you have to leave. Str is strictly satirical, nothing on Str shall be taken seriously. If you are unable to comprehend this concept you are forbidden to view any website content. Under no circumstances will we be liable in any way for any Content, including, but not limited to, for any errors or omissions in any Content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, emailed or otherwise transmitted via the Web Site, including its Forums.
If this site is nothing but satire, then the people who have been fooled into joining its anti-Pokemon cult are testimony to the fact that the satire is not obvious, and the site deserves to burn in hell for the deception.
And if it is not, then it deserves to burn in hell for that kid whose mother smashed his Game Boy.
I am a Catholic. I still disagree with this site.
Drink your own poisonous medicine, ye evildoers / clowns!
So who says Americans don’t have a sense of humour! Brilliant site, very funny. More please.