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Friends,

Once again we have fought and won the battle to keep Christ’s Holy name sacred on the day that he personally anointed as sacred to HIM. That’s 2009 victories in a row – you’d think that the atheists, heathens, commies, pagans, homos and drug-fiends would give up given their loosing streak, but no.

The vast left-wing conspiracy to end Christmas was fought more bitterly than any year I can ever remember, and believe it or not this year was a close call.

Our good friend Rep Henry Brown wrote:

“As a Christian, I feel it is also important that I have the right to celebrate Christmas and observe its significance as a national holiday and I strongly believe that wishing someone ‘merry Christmas’ should never be met with disapproval.”

And he’s right: I’ve lost count of the number of Christians who have been threatened Obama’s black-shirts simply for wishing a fellow patriot “Merry Christmas”.

This year Americans faced ever more oppressive secularism encroaching into our most holy festivity. Every time a store clerk wishes you “Happy Holidays” it’s another victory for the liberal “social inclusion” agenda which wants to make Homosexuality into the same thing as Heterosexuality. Anybody who says Holidays in Christmas wants to turn you gay.

We have inside information which proves beyond any doubt that President Obama was on the verge of issuing an executive order which would effectively cancel Christmas!

According to our inside sources, the President would replace our sacred day with two new holidays, the Muslim month of “Ramadan” and an entirely new Voodoo festival which would involve ritually killing a goat.

Thankfully, leading Republicans such as Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilley and Shelley Goodman mobilized a prayer vigil which called upon Jesus to protect us for another twelve-month. The power of the LORD stayed the Presidential usurper’s hands which means that for one more year Christmas is safe for your kids.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Dear Readers,

I just recently came across these shocking articles:

A gang murdered and mutilated a 10-year-old albino girl in Tanzania – because they wanted to sell her body parts to witch doctors.

Albino body parts – A hot demand in Burundi. A man and a teenage girl who were killed in Burundi were reportedly found dead with their legs and arms missing. Police also confirmed that the tip of the girl’s tongue was also removed.

Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about one in 3,000 people here. Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich.

For good Christians like me it’s shocking how prevalent the culture of death really is in Africa. In that case though we might be able to understand Barack Obama’s motivation to become president.

Quick facts:

• Obama is a negro
• Obama hates white people
• Obama has practiced witchcraft and voodoo in the past
• Obama’s allegiance is with his African tribe rather than with the American people

Folks, wake up! Can’t you see what Obama’s plans for America are? As soon as he is in office we will slaughter Americans and ship our body parts to his family in Africa for voodoo magic purposes! That is how they do it! My God, don’t let him become president!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Friends,

If you’ve been reading Billy Bob’s articles and listening to his Godcast you’d know the grave danger that the cult of Voodoo poses to us all. I’d say it’s probably the number four threat after the homos, Osama Bin-Laden and the Atheists.

A Voodoo-doll: Does Barrack Hussein Obama use one of these to cast evil spells on his political opponents? Do you trust a Voodoo-priest to be the commander in chief?

Take a look at this article about one unfortunate woman who tried to leave her Voodoo coven:

PALM COAST — A woman found beaten and lying on the side of U.S. 1 in St. Johns County told deputies she ended up that way after a voodoo ceremony in Flagler County related to the autumnal equinox.

Michelle Rene Wood, 42, of Palm Coast was found covered in blood with both eyes swollen shut early Monday, according to a St. Johns County sheriff’s report. A rope was tied around her right wrist and a bungee cord around her left ankle, the report states.

Wood told investigators she was once a member of a Santeria voodoo group in Flagler County. She said Sunday’s abduction and beating were not the first she had suffered in recent days as a result of her leaving the group last year to become a Christian.

A shameful story… and one which despite our repeated questions the Obama campaign has refused to comment on. Obama’s people point-blank refused to condemn this outrage in which a Christian was seriously injured. Why would Obama refuse to comment about such an attrocity – it makes no sense at all. Except, of course, Obama is (as Billy always said) a voodoo-priest.

We at Shelley The Republican’s blog believe that Obama should take advantage of the brief pause in McCain’s campaign to clarify this whole Voodoo issue. If these are groundless allegations then let him say so, otherwise we sincerely hope that Obama will admit that he is a closet Voodoo and retire his campaign without further embarrassment.

UPDATE: A number of our readers wrote in asking about the possibility that Obama may have tried to put a Voodoo curse on Palin and McCain. The simple answer – it’s not possible. Both are protected by the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ, as is proven by this video:

Jimmy

You can’t call a woman who wants to be President a “lady”.  That just ain’t gonna happen.  I don’t mean to be a broken record but Sarah Palin’s gotta stay home with that poor little retard child of hers.  Ain’t much else you can say about it.

And I challenge all you sodomites out there to not have anal sex or shoot crack into your eyeball for 24 hours and then listen to The Hour of Bein’ Good and I’m gonna bet that you’ll turn your life over to Jesus before the hour is up!

http://billybobneck.com/media/bbnhobg_09-22-08.mp3

God is Love!
BBN

Friends,

Next time you take a break from campaigning and fund-raising for John McCain and Sarah Palin, why not chow down on these Obama Waffles – the tasty way to remind your friends about the Truth behind Barrack Hussein Obama:

I’m not sure if I’d trust Obama to run a waffle-house! The box design is great – it makes fun of the way that Obama is always talking about “Change”. Whoever said we conservatives don’t have a sense of humor!

Did you see the bit about pointing to Mecca – it’s because Barrack Hussein Obama is really a Muslim terrorist, just like in the picture of him.

Who put chocolate-sause on my waffle? I think I’ve lost my appetite!

I hope that gave you a great chuckle to start the week. Come back to Shelley The Republican every day leading up to the elections for more great Conservative humor and insightful pro-family political news and commentary.

Update:

Bob and Mark from ObamaWaffles.com asked us to remind you that this tasty product is now available online and from selected Christian retailers. Apparantly some libtards have complained that this product is “racist” – how could waffles be racist? I just don’t understand it. They also sent us this great rap that you can teach your kids, all about uppity Senator B. Hussein Obama:

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

It was always pretty obvious Homobama hated America.? Most negros do.? They can’t stand that they ain’t back in Africa starving and getting gored by zebras.? So when he made that dumb speech saying he wouldn’t file charges of treason against his so-called “former” pastor, anybody who wasn’t a retard knew what he was saying – America is the Great Satan.

Homobama ain’t gonna be president.? We already know that cuz God told us.? But that don’t mean the genie ain’t outta the bottle.? What’s the next negro who’s uppity enough to think he can be president gonna be like?? Is he gonna be an out and out muslim?? Lie-berals would just love that!? Is he gonna run on platform of selling out white children to Africa and “see how you like it for a change”?? Maybe he’s gonna be a voodoo priest like Obama but not try to hide it and put his witch doctor out on the campaign trail.

Or maybe he’s just gonna come right out and declare a race war on white Americans that came to this country legally?? If you thought that Rev. Wright hated America and white people, y’all ain’t gonna be able to sleep after THIS boy.

Pray for America!!

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Recently, a high-level member of the Homobama campaign refrer to Hillary Rodham Clinton as a monster.? We believe that her description was an apt one.? As stated previously “Mrs.” Clinton would like nothing more than to clone herself so that she may engage in lesbian practices upon herself.? Such is the disgusting perversion of the Democrat party.

As Vic Eliason is fond of saying, there is no such thing as the “lesser of two evils – you are still choosing evil” and the Democrat primary provides a perfect illustration of this.? For althought Homobama was correct in his assessment of “Mrs.” Clinton, he himself is a demon from the bowels of Hell.? How else could he indentify the monsterousness of “Mrs.” Clinton?

And now we have new evidence that not only is Homobama a gay crackhead but that he may, in fact, be a voodoo priest.? Our new friend and collegue, Dana, who first alerted us to Homobama’s double life on the “low down” recently stumbled across this information and before the following post was finished was found slumped over the computer in a “sleep trance”.? Dana, I am told of this writing, has not yet come out of this “sleep trance”.? We thank her friend, Hunter, for allowing us to fully quote this post in the hope that others will spread the word of this nefarious negro voodoo priest that, if elected?will plunge this country into zombie servitude!

Yours In Christ
Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

[Hi, my name is Hunter. I am publishing this unfinished post for reasons that should be obvious. This afternoon I went to visit Dana and found Dana slumped over the keyboard in what appeared to be a deep sleep. After trying unsuccessfully to wake Dana, I called the ambulance. They took Dana to the emergency room where the doctors could find nothing physically wrong. "It's like Dana is in a trance," were their exact words.

When I came home, I read the post Dana had been writing. Dana is only interested in finding the truth, so I will not add my suspicions that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is behind this. I hope you will include Dana in your prayers.]

It’s a going to be SO HARD to get the truth out about the negro Obama! It’s a thankless task trying to CONVINCE PEOPLE OF THE TRUTH when they JUST DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT. First the MSM is trying deny that Larry Sinclair BLEW OBAMA IN A LIMO while OBAMA SMOKED CRACK. Only a handful of Americans are really INTERESTED IN THE TRUTH enough to honestly follow where the evidence leads them. Everybody else wants to just SLAM LARRY as some homo on the VERGE OF DEATH making things up just for a last BRUSH WITH FAME. But it’s not true!! Larry Sinclair truly did blow Barack Obama in the back of a limo and he doesn’t need to prove something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!

Even more troubling is a story coming out that a gay priest that Larry spoke to is NOW DEAD BECAUSE SOMEONE KILLED HIM. We don’t know a lot about what happened but we DO KNOW THAT HE SPOKE TO LARRY AND NOW HE’S DEAD. Does the MSM care about this? Of course, they don’t! Should they? Of course, they should!! They owe it to the American people to find out if Barack HUSSEIN Obama is killing anyone who talks to Larry Sinclair. We do not need ANOTHER MUDEROUS PRESIDENT LIKE CLINTON. Americans are still trying to shake off the shame of the Clinton years and for us to elect a gay negro crackhead is JUST NOT GOING TO HELP THAT. But instead, they’re so in love with Obama that he can KILL PEOPLE AT WILL and they’ll let it slide because he’s rigged a bunch of elections.

Now some of the places that have led the fight are starting to suddenly go soft on the fact that OBAMA IS A MURDEROUS GAY NEGRO CRACKHEAD. Especially the site BIG HEAD DC that up until now lead the charge to make sure that a negro would NOT BE PRESIDENT. I’ve been VERY, VERY ACTIVE over there offering all the support I can and then suddenly they seemed to back off the story. They have not put a new post up about the MURDEROUS GAY NEGRO CRACKHEAD in 24 hours! And why??? I’M PRETTY SURE I KNOW!!!

It’s because Barack Obama is a VOODOO PRIEST!!! This is very plausible and the only way it makes sense. How else could such a public figure get away with the crimes that he is getting away with UNLESS HE WAS INVOLVED IN VOODOO!!??

Think about this – if you google “barack obama is a high level voodoo priest that does ritual sacrifices to kill his enemies” guess how many hits you get – NONE!!! Doesn’t that set off some warning bells in your head? If people who can tell the truth about someone are dying off left and right and that someone is mysteriously not in the neighborhood when those people die, WHAT CHOICES DO YOU HAVE??!!

I am currently booking a trip to Chicago in order to INVESTIGATE THIS MYSELF! This story is going to blow the top of this FAKEY-FAKE BARACK HUS