Friends,

We at Shelley The Republican have done our best to warn America about the threat posed by the afro-chineese conspiracy that is Linux. You can search though our collection of sensible, sobering articles, but sadly some “sheeple” do not seem to get the message.

Take this email from one of our liberal readers. Once you cut through his aggressive tone it’s worth addressing his foolish misconceptions. Read on, dear leader and let us expose this faker together:

From: Sven Nitbell
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
Subject: You think god hates Linux users??? Read me. It might make you understand something.

I am a Linux user, AND a Republican.

Sven is obviously a RINO – a Republican in Name only. It’s a simple fact that any person who claims to be a conservative but uses Linux, or is a homo is a liar. The plain simple fact is that the Republican party is for white god-fearing heterosexual folks who do not use Linux. Saying “I use Linux” is like allowing your sister to marry a negro. Some things are just not right and never will be.

I’m not going to be nice here. People like YOU are the reason our
Republican numbers are dropping and we are getting more communists by the damn day! Our enemies LIKE what we hate,
and when you tell them something opposes us, they become part of it! You
are KILLING us!

Hardly, it’s people like you Sven who are killing the Republican party. You are betraying Jesus, America and Freedom by fighting against the racial and ideological purity of our party. It’s people like us who are energising the base by promoting the issues that really affect America and by keeping our party and it’s values pure.

I am a Christian, not a atheist, not a liberal, a god
loving christian, conservative republican! I am CERTAIN god doesn’t hate
me. People like you have said Linux was communist since it’s birth, more
so every year, and now guess what??? We’re getting chinese and cubans by
the truckloads!

Sven, you say you are against importing the evil Chinese, Cubans, wetbacks and other godless foreigners who hate our freedom, and yet you seem to be perfectly happy to use their software. You’ve already bought into their tainted ideology which means you, Sven have been corrupted by their godless foreign ways. Call yourself a Christian? I promise you that Jesus does NOT use Linux.

Thanks a lot! Oh no, I’m not putting it all on you. There
are thousands of you making this once incorrect belief come true! Have you
SEEN the homepage for Fedora Linux during the 12 era? It was a
touchy-feely liberal piece of crap, and Fedora 12 itself was as stable as
uranium.

Uranium… in the hands of terrorists!

Fedora used to be a good republican-feeling distro. Here’s
another thing. Mostly geeks and nerds use Linux, because it’s a very
powerful and unrestrictive OS, and as we all know, geeks and nerds tend to
lean to the left. Tech generally leans to the left! Linux, however, did
get a good bit of Republicans, but now they are leaving in outrage. I
still use Linux because it does what I want, and windows does not. I don’t
use it for the hippie community it now has. If you look back in time in
Linux articles, the further back you go, the less liberal it gets.

So let me get this right, left-leaning freetards use it because it does what they want… now what kinds of freedom might they want? The freedom to break God’s law? The freedom to break DRM on content and pirate our American intellectual property around the world. The freedom to use products which violate American patents and give our technology to terrorist foreigners.

hope you understand this and remove us from your blacklist, and put
liberals. I assure you that more liberals use windows than they do linux.
I hope you now understand something important, and that you will help us
get back where we need to be by stopping those penguin slapping articles
on Linux. I agree with you on everything here except this, Shelley.
When I read your blacklist, I nearly had an aneurysm.

-Sven

Sven, the only promise we make is that we will continue to tell the truth about the Linux conspiracy. We will expose those who fight against America wherever we find them and we will never be afraid to call out fake republicans like you!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

It’s time to defend our friend and fellow patriot from the unwarranted and deceitful attacks perpetrated by liberal enemies of the TRUTH. Supporters of Barrack Hussein Obama are trying to punish Glen Beck simply for asking important questions such as whether the President of the USA is a racist or an illegal immigrant? Glen is being harassed simply for asking hard questions that lapdog mainstream media avoid. Anybody who has observed liberals for as long as I have knows that this is absolutely typical behaviour: When a liberal is faced by a a clear argument which he lacks the intellectual capacity to respond to his response is to sneer and attack.

Glen Beck is not a rapist or a murderer, he is a true American patriot.

These hate-campaigners have alleged that Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. This preposterous rumour-mongering is backed up by absolutely no evidence at all. Nevertheless, a howling pack of liberal attack-dogs have assembled sites such as glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com and deathblow.com sites which serve no other purpose than to promote this unfounded scandal. I have repeatedly challenged these fools to show their evidence. Trust me, it’s like talking to a brick wall. They merely respond with innuendo after innuendo. It’s disgusting.

While it’s hard to pin down these libtards on even the most basic details of their allegations the essence is that they are accusing Mr. Beck of raping a young woman around the year 1990. His accusers have produced obviously bogus “police records”, which are clearly as fake as Obama’s US birth certificate. Clearly they believe that by fermenting a scandal they can damage the good name of Glen Beck. Furthermore, his tormenters have demanded that Beck refute their silly allegations. I honestly wonder how they expect Mr. Beck to respond to their vague accusations when even his accusers cannot present a shred of credible evidence against this great American patriot.

I’m sure Mr. Beck agrees with STR that these accusations are so absurd that they require no refutation, however suffice it to say that I have personally known Glen Beck since long before 1990. I know that he is a kind and trustworthy man. He is a committed and prayerful God-Fearing Christian. There’s absolutely no way he’d be capable of any kind of rape or murder.

These are just a few of the great American brands who are committed to backing Glen Beck’s one-man crusade for the truth about Barrack Hussein Obama. These companies will not give in to pressure from the corrupt liberal minority who hate America.

The liberal strategy is plainly transparent: They are trying to cut Glen off from the many sponsors who defend his first-amendment rights to criticize the President on prime-time cable. I predict that this attack will fail: There’s no way that great American companies like Pfeizer, ADT, HSBC and Liberty Medical will be fooled by this ham-fisted attempt to defame a man whose only crime is to speak common sense to the American people.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

UPDATE: An urgent prayer alert from Billy Bob Neck. Liberals, leave Glenn Beck Alone!

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