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Folks, there’s been some sudden developments in the culture war, a change so shocking it has Christians and conservative groups reeling right across the entire United States. I’m talking about the ‘End the R-word‘ campaign by liberal goons trying to destroy America’s intellectual freedom to call people ‘retarded’. Liberals are waging a culture-war jihad and trying to demonize conservatives and Christians from noting the mental inferiority of morons and retards, when in reality this is a perfectly acceptable word to say in public, and fun as well. As most of you know the plague of retardation was thoroughly documented by STR’s owner and founder Shelley N. Goodman as being something that is God’s gift to us all for being sinners. The word ‘retarded’ is a great word that’s fun to say, and it helps to remind us to stop sinning and be better people.

Joe Jonas – End the R-word; one of the phoney ‘band’ members from the so-called ‘band’ Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas is a would-be Christian who tries to undermine the english language by trying to stop the use of the word ‘retarded’ in regular conversation. Well on behalf of all real Christians let me tell you Joe Jonas – you’re a retrard if you think your ‘R-word’ campaign will ever work!

The history of the United States shows that there are many great words that are useful and practical. Calling people gooks, chinks, negroes, wops and other descriptive terms have helped make America what it is today. If we stopped calling people ‘retarded’ what would happen next, that we can’t say it’s ‘warm’ outside? No more calling Linux ‘communist’ or union organizers ‘lazy’? As Christians understand better than anyone language needs to be unfettered to say in an open and honest way the truth: a person who is overweight is a ‘fat pig’, a sports team that cannot win a game is easily identified as a ‘bunch of losers’, and a woman you ask out on a date who rejects you is a ‘dirty whore’, all perfectly good words and acceptable to say. This is a dangerous direction that America is heading in when the populist masses start dictating culture and vocabulary. Just look at how cryptic and seditious text messages by the younger generation have become, only an al-Queada sympathizer could even read those.

Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall:“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment, Christians would suggest.”

Women’s rights and scripture-trained Christian abortion expert Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall says it straight-up and no-nonsense what the Bible says about people with disabilities like mental retardation. Simply put it’s God’s Will it happened, and it’s Jesus’s way of saying if women keep having abortions and other terrible things, then their children will suffer the consequences of mental disabilities. Bob’s honest biblical research into the retardation problem has gotten a lot of liberals upset. But the facts are simple, if it’s in the bible then it’s the truth and that’s just the way it goes. Something real Christians like Bob Marshall understand better than anyone else. Folks, let’s just put an end to this ‘R-word’ nonsense right here and now: calling people retarded is acceptable and even funny, just like calling people morons and negroes is. Now go out there and let’s make this happen, and God Bless you all.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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If you ain’t seen that song “There’s A Communist Living In The White House” then y’all better watch this minute! Your eternal soul and the fate of the nation depend on it!

First Canada then Russia? What’s it gonna take before we realize this is just a plot to take over the world through sports??

There’s a lot of lie-berals on crack cocaine that think that Christians is full of hate and don’t do nothing positive.  Them people don’t deserve to live in the greatest country on Earth. Whether we’re praying for Haiti to reject Satan or stopping folks from having butt sex, Christians is always trying to help out. Now, I said before that I don’t know what Sarah Palin did to have a little retard child, but it shows the hopefulness of Christians that someone done started Pray4Trig.com, asking God to make that poor little mongoloid child whole so he don’t have to wear a football helmet when it ain’t football season. So I’m gonna ask for everybody, from pious teabagger to godless towelhead, to stop by that site and pray that Trig Palin stops being retarded.

Help Heal Trig Palin

God saw fit to get Scott Brown elected last night in Sodomy Central. I ain’t saying he’s perfect cuz no one except God and Jesus is, but I’d be lying if I said that I wouldn’t be proud to teabag with him any day of the week. The man drives a truck and it’s a known fact that socialists can only drive “hybrids” or they’re shipped off to Russia for re-education. With Brown as the 41st Senator, dumbo-crats might as well just close up shop on their grandma-killing, pre-born slaughtering, terrorist-loving, America-hating , Stalinist, socialist, fascist, communist, racist, homosexual agenda-loving, God-hating ways and go have butt sex with Fidel Castro like they all dream of. I hope Scott Brown drives his truck not only to the White House but through the White House, grinding up socialism under them big ol’ tires until America is safe again.

Scott Brown’s Des-truck-tion of Socialsm

It’s about time that Christians woked up to the fact that the lie-beral defeat-crat media don’t care nothing about any kinda truth, especially the truth of God’s Love.  You only need to look at the earthquake in Haiti to see that. Pat Robertson spoke the truth about Haiti selling its soul to the devil to get free of the cheese eating surrender monkey French. Rather than send reporters to look for the contract signed in blood by Satan himself, they just laughed it off. I talked to one “reporter” that said it woulda been destroyed in the earthquake but what he didn’t think about is whatever paper it’s written on gotta be indestructible enough be able to withstand fire and all sorts things otherwise the Devil wouldn’t be able to keep no records of the souls he’s corrupted.  It’s just another example of the lame-stream media’s laziness when it comes to the really important issues.

The Laziness Of The Lame Stream Media

Ain’t nobody likes watching people suffer, even if it’s Negroes, but if someone points out that putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger ain’t too good an idea, how can you say that person is saying something bad? And yet that’s just what Godless lie-berals is doing to poor Pat Robertson just for pointing out the fact that Haiti wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in if it hadn’t made a pact with Satan. Only a neo-Darwinist can’t see God’s punishing fist of fury smashing down sinners over there just like he done in New York City, New Orleans, Burma and Myanmar. I know that everybody saying this is just a “natural disaster” but who do you think made nature. That’s right. God did. And if He can bring a rain of toads down on Egypt for disobeying His Word, I think He can handle a earthquake. So y’all shut up and listen Pat Robertson instead of mocking him or you could be next.

Pat Roberson – Kill The Messenger

I’m guessing that most of you ain’t had no run-ins with demons with glowing red eyes or two-foot tall robins with blood dripping from their beaks.  It ain’t too pretty and it ain’t real fun.  Satan preys on the weak and sends evil down in all manner of creatures.

There ain’t but one way to fight Satan’s minions and that’s JESUS! Do y’all really think that you’re strong enough to go up against a mailbox with twelve ax-wielding arms and the jaws of a shark? Jesus fights off 37 of ‘em before He even gets out of bed and don’t even break a sweat!

This poor Negro girl who grew up in a voodoo family done got KILLED by a seven headed vampire. Do y’all know anybody that can bring back a girl who was killed by a seven headed vampire back from the dead?

I do.

His name is Jesus!

God is Love!
BBN

Harry Reid sure got some ‘splainin’ to do over disgusting, bigoted remarks about Barack Osama Homo bin Laden being “light skinned” and not having no “Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” Every single colored boy and girl in America oughta be jumping out of the welfare line, getting into their Cadillacs, borrowing gas money from their cousin and driving to Washington DC to tell Senator Reid that they ain’t just gonna sit on their ghetto stoop smoking marihuana and let him get away with that.  It’s been a couple hundred years since they got taken out of the jungle and they don’t deserve to be treated like dumb, stupid animals. I hope all you coloreds listening to this will finally see that the real racists are all dumbo-crats.

The Coloreds Need To Oust Reid

Friends,

How often do you hear liberals claiming that Jesus loves everybody despite their sinful nature. Liberals imagine that Jesus is some kind of hemp-smoking hippy who thinks that everything’s just great. Liberals think that Jesus loves homos, illegal-immigrants, muslims, perverts and felons just as much as law-abiding, tax-paying folk like you and me.

Well, we all know that’s hooey, but it takes a true patriot like our friend and reader Dr. Jebediah Venkman to explain it in terms that even a Lib-tard could understand.

Listen up Bob The Democrat – Jesus hates you. He hates you so much it gives him energy. He has to get up extra early in the morning just to have time enough in the day to hate you as much as he wants to.

His hatred of you is like a great big train – massive, unstoppable and powered by the high-class diesel of righteous fury. That train is bearing down upon you now, steam pumping from its electric chimney stack with the whistling howl of divine retribution.

Hear its wheels – Ezekiel’s wheels – as their shiny metal rims slice through the chill night air, just as they will slice through your eternal soul for all time.

Hear the mighty pistons of its doom-engine as blasts toward you, the sound of inevitability. The sound of your death.

Only Jesus can save you, but he hates you and he laughs at your impending impact with the mighty train of his holy rage.

You belittled his teachings, claiming that gays were ‘people.’ You belittled his teachings, claiming that universal healthcare was the moral duty of a rich nation toward its sick. You laughed in the face of the AMERICAN heroes bombing foolish heathen brown people in the dark corners of the earth where gibbering foriegners invoke twisted rituals to brazen gods of sand. You denied the divine and cleansing fire of the M16. You broke the covenant.

“Choo!” says the train of divine rage, and “Choo!” again. Can you hear it? Can you hear the train?

JESUS.

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

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