On my way to church today I saw several cars in front of my swerving around an obstacle on the road. Wondering what is was I slowed down when I came closer. There was an injured dog in the middle of the road, unable to get out of the way because of what seemed to be a crushed hip. I din’t have much time to think about it because I already was late for church service, I aimed for the head with the massive right front tire of my Hummer and I got it. I ended the suffering of this dumb beast by crushing it’s head with 5000 pounds of Detroit steel. It was the most merciful thing to do.

Republicans are folks that see suffering and do something about it. We are doers, we are creators, we take matters into our own hands, instead of closing our eyes to the realities of life.

Liberals on the other hand are cowards, raised to be cowards by their hippy-parents, raised without clear values and goals in a life full of false understanding and relativism. That is also why liberals are unable to confront terrorism. They cower in fear, want to retreat and hide. If liberals wound have been in power on 9/11 we would have terrorists in America today. Towealheads would rule this mighty land with hateful attitudes of Islam.

Why does nobody have the guts to end this suffering?
A christian with a merciful heart would not idly stand by but act with good faith.

Don’t get me wrong, being of a soft heart is not all bad but theses people need to get out of the way and let us do our job. Let us defeat terrorism, let us kick out illegals, let us get the oil we need. Get out of the way liberals. Let us do the job!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

As with all good things, motorcycles also became a target of the hateful, stupid gay agenda. What happens when a homosexual starts to “design” (or pervert) motorbikes?
That’s right: He gives at less power than a hair dryer, makes it look like another gay man and paints it pink. It’s just sickening.

If I had a say in that matter I would just plain ban all sorts of scooters. If you want to drive on two wheels you have to do it with style!

Damn you, homosexuals! Why do you have to keep undermining the American Way of Life?

One of the things that makes America special, what lets America stand out from all the other nations is our strong belief in morals and values according to the Bible. We are not like them smelly French, them radical Germans or them communist Russians. We believe that we have to live like God wants us to live and we know that all good comes from the never-ending wisdom of the Lord Jesus Christ.

The delicate fabric of American society is held together by morals and religion. Unfortunately this structure gets weaker by the day. All the worse that some media types try to weaken and destroy it whatever it costs.

Katy Perry’s full frontal attack on morals and decency is the latest example of the hateful liberal agenda under Obama rule. The British singer just recently released an album called “Ur so gay”. On this album is a song called “I kissed a Girl (and I liked it)“. The song promotes lesbian activities not only ungodly but hardcore pornographical to the point where a decent person just can’t stand it and has to shut off the tape recorder. Ms. Perry allowed herself to become a tool for the advancement of the radical gay agenda.

Part of the song lyrics read:

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

The situation is very serious. Thousands of young impressionable girls are taught that kissing other girls is not only OK but right and decent. And God knows it’s not right and not OK. It’s an express ticket to HELL!

Our good friends at Focus on the Family have issued an urgent warning saying that: “The destruction of morals come with rhythmic ecstasy and wears a pink dress.”

Friends, we have to hit back as hard as we can. We can not allow this filth to destroy our family.

We at ShelleyTheRepublican demand the prosecution of Katy Perry and other whores of the Gay Agenda to be dealt with according to the laws of the Bible. I’m talking public stoning, Folks!

Thanks for reading.

Your truly,
Shelley N. Goodman, Elk River, Idaho

There is no doubt in my mind that when Jesus comes back he will drive a Hummer or possibly a Cadillac Escalate. Why you ask? Because He can. Why would he choose to drive a Beetle? He ain’t gay! Why would He drive a Prius? He ain’t believing in the Global Warming scam!

Thinking people know that Global Warming is a liberal hoax, invented to make us abandon our American lifestyle. Liberals want us to be poor and uneducated because they think we don’t deserve a better life. That is why they are only buying foreign cars. Cars that are “good for the environment”.

Let me bring you some news you liberal morons: No car is “good” for the environment. Cars are just good for driving and in that respect some are better than others.

There is no reason to buy Tata or VW, if you can buy Chrysler or GMC!

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Liberalism is a sickness of the mind. How can one love the environment to the point of giving up ones own life? Sure you can drive a car that weighs less than uncle Bert after the thanksgiving diner, a cars with 45MPH top speed, a car that crushes you and your passengers even in mild car collisions. But for what? Global Warming? Give me a break (brake).

If you love your family, if you want your children to travel safely, you will buy an American made car. A car that reflects the wealth, the power and the superiority of American ingenuity.

I guess you noticed by now that I am a great car lover and God gave me a great gift: He let me grow up and live in the greatest car nation ever: USA!

We invented the car and every other invention to make the car even more fun: Automatic transmission, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, diesel engines and on and on and on.

The rest of the world should be happy we Americans even allow them to use our invention, even though they perverted it to the point where it even closer resembles a bicycle than a car.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

The Obamas are getting their new dog in a matter of weeks. And they have come to some important decisions.

First off, the breed.

First Lady Michelle Obama told People Magazine that the the family wants to find a rescue Portuguese Water dog.

Is there no end to Obama’s animosity towards America? Can’t he at least pretend to love the country who made him the first negro president? The Obama family selected a foreign breed as first dog, a “Portuguese Water Dog”. Portugal has no significance in the great scheme of things, at all, period. They don’t built cars, they didn’t invent anything and they don’t have any nice dogs. They can be happy that Spain was nice enough to take them over after World War 2, because on their own they would not have survived the struggle for economic dominance going on on the planet.

A President McCain would never have selected this kind of worthless pile of dog-genes as first dog, they would have selected a Pit Bull Terrier or some other fighting dog that reflects the strength and nature of America.

I guess we can be happy that the fag in the white house did not select a french poodle as his personal playmate.

Shame on us. What is happening to America, O’Lord???

It’s time we all get behind Sarah Palin. She is a strong and proud Christian mother, a patriotic American lady, a brave fighter for what is right and true. She deserves our support.

ShelleyPAC just donated $1,000 to the McCain/Palin campaign and I urge you to do the same. Give whatever you can give. America needs the strong leadership only Palin/McCain can give. Don’t vote for the baby-killin’ negro!

A reason for this incredible Palin-hype (just everybody loves her) might be the fact that she has astonishing similarities to my biggest hero, America’s favorite TV-Character “Peggy Hill“. I said it before and I say it again: All good things come either from Texas, Iowa, well and Alaska I guess! Mike Judge was born and raised in Austin, Texas. He is a fine filmmaker who is portraying the perfect American family in his TV-Series “King of the Hill“. The strong and proud Mother of the Hill family is Peggy Hill. Her charm and wisdom always saves the day, just like Sarah Palins wisdom and charm will be saving America and preserve our leadership in the world. The mighty US of A was, is and will be the only true superpower left on the planet.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

PS: And yes, as some of you remarked in the past, I, too like a little like Peggy Hill and I’m damn proud of it!

Colors can be ugly.
My name is Hans Meier. I live in Munich, Germany and I want to tell you a little something about Germany. I am an avid STR-reader for many years. I have learnt a lot about America, about Terrorism and last but not least about Germany, my own country. I am grateful to have dual citizenship. This might safe my life some day. If Germany is turning brown again, I can leave and be safe in America.

I regret to inform you all that Shelley is mostly right with what she tells us about Germany.

Nazism is definitely on the rise in Germany. You see flags everywhere. Germans get violent if you even only criticize Germany. Foreigners get beat up. Germans begin hating again. Violence against foreigners is as normal as Bratwurst. Especially Americans are the target of brutal attacks.

Patriotism is generally OK, I think, but there is a point when patriotism becomes toxic. This point is reached when the majority of people think that their country can do no wrong. That other countries, other people and other lives are not worth as much. This is what happened in World War 1 (11,000,000 deaths), this happened in World War 2 (55,000,000 deaths) and it is about to happen again. How many millions have to die this time, just because Germans can’t control their hate for the rest of the world? Are they going to start burning Jews again? Or will Americans be the target? You never know where blind patriotism and blind hate for everything different will go.

Another aspect that is deeply troubling is the moral decay in Germany. Germans call the German flag “Schwarz Rot Geil”. Translated that means “Black Red ‘Horny‘. Many tourists complain about the sexual misconduct happening all over Germany. Wild ‘Octoberfest’-orgies in the south, whorehouses in Hamburg and minors working as hookers in Berlin. Religion is almost non-existing in Germany. Germans are not firmly grounded in Biblical truth. The results are terrifying.

The following are pictures and descriptions that will tell you a lot about today’s Germland:

• 1. Face painted in the “Ugly Colors”. Open display of German-Style Patriotism and sexuality.
• 2. Drinking and screaming (mostly obscenities).
• 3. Female breasts painted in the “Ugly Colors” and displayed in public.
• 4. Abusing animals for fun. If the crab would be smarter it would never carry the Germ-flag.
• 5. Shameless display of a naked body.
• 6. The “Ugly Colors” painted on a female butt. What does that mean?
• 7. Three German sluts offering sexual favors to soccer players.
• 8. Fat German slut breeding more nazis.
• 9. German bulldog, abused by making it wear the “Ugly Colors”.
• 10. Another German breeder painting her stomach. Don’t you have any decency?
• 11. Two fat germans, apparently proud to be fat.
• 12. German breeder with soccer ball painted on her stomach. Are we supposed to kick you?
• 13. “We are the Champions”. When it comes to killing innocent people only.
• 14. Hard to decide: Kicking her ugly face of kicking the fat ball? Both has its benefits.
• 15. Naked German punk slut. She is probably trying to have animal sex.
• 16., 17. & 18. More pregnant sluts. The sign says: Breeding our new generation of Nazis.
• 19. What do you call that sickness? Getting undressed to visit a soccer game? Slut!
• 20. I know where to kick here!
• 21. Why don’t you come right out and paint that swastika on your stomach? Be honest!
• 22. The true colors of a German slut.
• 23. to 35. There must be a uniquely German ‘Slut-Gene’.
• 36. German dogs are just as ugly as their masters.
• 37. More sluts.
• 38. I don’t even want to know what’s in them glasses.
• 39. I am getting sick of seeing whores.
• 40. More animal abuse.
• 41. “Flaggenmeer”. A see of flags. Watch a Hitler documentary and you know all about it.
• 42. Have you ever seen something uglier?
• 43. This young nazi is using her dog to promote nazism.
• 44. One more slut.
• 45. Punk slut offering sexual favors to soccer fans. The usual rate is 20 Euro-Dollar.
• 46. Most German parents indoctrinate their children into becoming nazis.
• 47. Ok. It’s number 5 again.
• 48. German house. In Germany it’s required by law to display a flag.
• 49. Do I have to comment on that? I am feeling sick.
• 50. Ok. I am sick and tired of German slut breeders.
• 51. A face I like to punch: The typical German.
• 52. Patriotism does not stop at the bathroom door…
• 53. … and not at the kitchen door.
• 54. See the cold stare? She is a blind nazi follower. Burned any Jews yet, slut?
• 55. Germany’s history is incredibly bloody. Germland was built on Jewish blood.
• 56. This is where it gets dangerous. The “Flaggenmeer”.
• 57. German’s most famous soccer player is doing the “Hitlergruss”, the “Hitler Greeting” in public. Unfortunately this is widely accepted in today’s Germany.

I never before agreed with Hitlery Clinton but I do now: It took a white president to make the hopes and dreams of Martin Luther King come true. America was built on white ingenuity.

There are many more examples of whites showing blacks how it's done. Especially when it comes to music, there is not much doubt that white Americans are far superior. Vanilla Ice beats MC Hammer any day and the Average Homeboy invented Rap Music and his unbeatable rhythm could not be duplicated from any black artist.

You can buy beautiful old-fashioned long dresses in all colors and shapes. Why not wear those? I do and I never get touched during work.

Please listen to the following soundclip. It explains you a lot about how to handle sexual abuse. It’s a father’s or husband’s job to counter the female hysteria and tell her to shut up and serve the Lord.

If you encounter a woman who claims to have been harassed let her know that God wants her to stay at home and take care of the children and let her know that she looks like a slut and doesn’t deserve any better.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman, CEO ShelleyPAC

Billy Bob Neck ? The Sodomite’s Lament

Yours,
Shelley N. Goodman

The current auto-landscape very much reflects the spirit of the nation who produces the cars. Look at America for example. Proud American brands like Chrysler, General Motors and Ford building cars that are comfortable, big and just make you think: It’s good to be an American!

My former employee Tristan Shuddery once said: “Everything worth owning has been either invented or developed in the USA.” This rings especially true when it comes to cars. Lets take a look at the insignificant rest of the world: They stole a term invented by Apple Inc. which is “Nano” and basically means “Small” or “Tiny” and use it to market their cars! I am talking about the so called “Nano Effect”, the obsession to make everything as small as possible.

Why is it that safety and comfort don’t count to Europeans? The simple answer is: They can’t afford it no more! They refused for years to adopt the American business models of free enterprise and therefore their economy is going down the crapper! It also doesn’t help that they let millions of towelheads into their countries that loot the welfare offices.

Some people say that the German car models we know are not even sold in Germany any more. The average Porsche you know, or the Audi or the Mercedes are only built for the US-market, in Germland however, they have their “Nano-style” models.

Let’s all get down on our knees and thank the Lord and the Leader for keeping the American economy strong and the American spirit vibrant, so we don’t have to suffer the “Nano-effect”. We in America still enjoy all the comfort and luxury we can buy, because God wants us to!

Thanks for reading!

Shelley N. Goodman

I just recently found out that there is actually a Satanic edition of the Linux game called: “Ubuntu”.

Check out the video:

Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.

This has to stop. As much as I really dislike my former employee Tristan J. Shuddery (may he rest in peace), he was right about the dangers of Linux.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Well, like my pastor says, Jesus is the answer to all questions.? My faith that Jesus looks after me is unshakable.? He is my armor of God and my rock, sword and sheild.

So many times I get folks screaming and cussing at me, yelling, “You #(*$!? My @#$)(% father @)#($%$ me and #@)(#@ me and then he !#($_)@!? Where was your (*#$@#@ God then, huh?!? Where the #)(*%#@ was Jesus?!? $)(%##@@!#)($u$@ YOU!? And !#@$*^&# God, too!!”

There really ain’t nothing you can say to that because they’re too stupid to understand that, of course, God ain’t gonna wanna listen to all that cussing and taking His name in vain.? I learned a long time ago that there’s plenty of people out there that ain’t gonna find God no matter how many times you tell ‘em that He will solve their problems.

But to get back to the answer to the question that I get asked – I think this video’ll explain it a lot better than I ever could.