Our nation is at a time of extreme crisis. Democratic corruption and mismanagement has shattered our once-great economy. Strategic blunders and corruption from the highest office have left our armed-forces unready to win the next war against the muslims. Even worse, the racial purity of America has become diluted with foreign blood. Can America risk all this when we are less than a year from the Rapture? Leading Tea-Party candidate Grady Warren says No:

We need a candidate like Grady to win back America for Americans: We need a strong communicator to defeat Barrack Hussein Obama – we believe that Grady is the man who can do it! And if you think you like Grady now, just ask yourself – did you ever see fake President Hussein-Obama do this:

JG

Are you guys crazy??!!- I stumbled across this website and read some of the religious fanatism you people spew out,what really offends me is your anti germany stance,im of swiss/german heritage,and I speak german,it is a proud nation that has contributed a lot of good to this world! Look at all the well made products made in germany,vw,faber-castell,walther,altendorf,zeiss,steiner,the list goes on, can America say the same?!
-We have our issues,but America does to,look at your prostitution problem,your DRUG problem!-,look at how you are destroying the world with your antienviroment policies,wow what really amazed me was when you religious freaks wrote america was gods chosen land,haaahaaa,you sound like middle eastern extremists,so do more research next time before you write an article because obviously you know nothing about germany except for the negatives and theb you mix it with religious fanatism.

Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!
(name and email address withheld to preserve reader’s freedom of speech)

First off, thank-you for taking the time to write to us here at the Freedom Blog, Mr. Art. We always take our readers comments seriously, and read through them in the hope that we can learn more. That said we have to kindly disagree with your statement that “Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!” for a simple reason, that the last man to say that phrase in german was none other than Adolf Hittler.

Germs in Afghanistan: the techno-german military is already in Afghanistan, where next? Whether sending troops outside Germany or bailing out Greece, the germs are up to their old ‘world domination’ tricks.

Why are germans so mean? We feel it is part of their DNA and their lack of a soul. As Christians we feel that all people can be saved through the mercy of our Lord and Savior Jesus, but the ‘exception that proves the rule’ is the germans, simply put they are too far gone. Germans are dangerous people, it’s just the way they are, and nothing they ever do will change this, as the bible itself says.

Bundeswher Torchlight Parade: in honour of their dark heritage, the german Bundeswehr marches in a torchlight parade for the glory of the dirty germlanders’ country.

First the german take babysteps, then they do goosesteps. It has always been the germ way to impose their will on other innocent nations. Only germans would dare invade innocent Belgium, what did the belgians ever do to anyone, maybe that is why the belgian flag is the same as the german one, because they were terrorized into using the same colors. Jesus has taught us to be tolerant, but the germs are a powderkeg waiting for a spark. And while Mr. Art would like the Freedom Blog to say otherwise, we here at STR must speak-out against the dangerous germans plotting even now to impose their will on the rest of europe and the world.

Let us bow our heads in prayer:

Oh Jesus who will redeem all people except the germans,
Please save the world from german domination and evil,
Only America is the true democratic world leader
And let the germans spend their lives burning eternally in Hell!

Amen.

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

It’s very difficult to find a review of Linux free of ultra-leftist bias, which is why ShelleyTheRepublican’s annual review of Linux has become the most trusted source of truthful information about this operating system upstart: Christians the world over know that they can turn to STR for factual and unbiased reviews of the latest technology. That is why every God-Given year we like to compare the state of the art Linux and ask the simple question – is Linux ready for the desktop yet? So far the answer has been a resounding no. The freedom-hating red-communist Linux freetards have consistently failed to deliver compared to American free-market solutions such as Microsoft Windows. Our Christianity teaches us that redemption is possible. so this is why we are mindful to check that users of free-software have improved their ways.

When we last reviewed Linux we pitched the then state-of-the art “Ibex’s Ubutu Interpid” against Microsoft’s excellent flagship Windows Vista. We felt that Vista outclassed Ibex’s open source operating system, however we did note that since the Ibex operating system could be downloaded for free it may be suitable for non-business critical tasks (e.g. lightweight letter-writing, or web-surfing) – provided you can overcome it’s idiosyncratic user interface. We were not 100% uncritical of Microsoft’s offering: We felt that at the time Apple and Microsoft were both failing in terms of their provision of Christian oriented biblical software, and the important task of pornography filtering.

You may also remember that we promoted a stern criticism of Apple’s tendancy to appeal to the homosexual agenda with their range of candy coloured gadgets and open adoption of liberal values. Since then we are proud to say that Steve Jobs of the Apple company has listened to our sensible criticisms and developed a brand new product called the iPad with the needs of American Christians like ourselves in mind. As you may know for the last two months every bit of content on our site has been written on Apple’s 100% porn free device, which we agree is the obvious future of computing.

Meanwhile, Linux seems to have lost ground: A year ago we were told that Linux would soon be the dominant operating system on mobile phones: Even their staunchest adocate Google seems to have abandoned Linux in favour of it’s homage to iPhone called Android. Linux users seem to be leaving the operating system in droves, most likely as a consequence of the continued in-fighting between the various companies such as the business-oriented Red-Hat and the increasingly absurd maker of Ubunto which has just renamed itself to “Lucid Lynx”. A year ago Linux could be found on popular video-game consoles – even Sony who once promoted this freetard operating system have come to realize that free software is commercial suicide.

Incidentally, we tried to install this software without much luck: We were able to conclude that this African-made version of the Linux operating system we can confidently say it’s the President Obma of computer-programs: All ideology but rotten to the core. Nobody could enjoy this nigger-rigged operating system.

Our installation woes began right from the start: The install CD forced us to re-format the entire hard drive. It would not install on a perferctly normal Windows NTFS partition. The installation process asked us a bunch of pointless questions (such as where we live) – why not just make a version for Americans since few other countries can afford or know how to use computers. Next we had to wait for almost an hour as the CD drive copied thousands of meaningless files to the computer’s hard drive. As you may know, Ubunto are known for packaging their operating systems with hundreds of megabytes of bloatware with bizarre names such as Gnome, and Pidgin. Alas the documentation came with no freetard to English dictionary to allow me to make sense of this gibberish. How much simpler Apple’s model which is to simple ship the device with everything pre-installed!

A wasted hour later the system finally permitted me to login, boy what a disappointment. If we were under any doubts about the sanity of the developers before our suspicions were confirmed by the mass of swirling pink which is their excuse for a desktop. The disapointment was double since we could not find any means of installing software. The usual approach of browsing the web and then clicking on setup.exe did not work. Ubunto first complained that it did not have any Wine and then kept asking for me to type in “root password” – this was a bizarre charade of security especially given that the user-name I had created was not even called root! Why should a computer require wine in order to run – we have no plans to test the effects of giving wine to a computer.

After much research I figured that Ubunto intend us to use something called “Synaptic” to install programs: Compared to Apple’s lively market this synaptic is like a store in pre-collapse communist Russia. The presentation is awful and it lacks any of the software brand you or I might find familiar. For example a search for Microsoft Office will yield nothing of use. So what are we supposed to use for our word-processing? Ubuntu actually provide a number of word-processors the most well-known being Open-Office: You may remember that the bankrupted computer company Sun were so unsuccessful selling this failed product that they had to give it away. Linux users are used to this kind of thing, it probably explains why they are such losers!

What’s new in Ubunto? A spinning desktop, what must have begun as a practical joke actually made it into their release. This feature caused us to feel motion sickness. We are considering legal action against the developers.

Installing great Christian software on the iPad was a breeze: Simply activate Apple’s easy to use market icon and type in the kind of software you want. A search for the word “bible” gave us an excellent selection of bible quizzes, reference and concordance. You can even download a spoken word bible for when you want some prayerful bedtime listening. Apple’s iPad has everything that a Christian could ever need – simply the best selection of Bible related apps.

Since there are no apps worth speaking of for Ubunto – I expect that most people will use it for little more than browsing the web. Here parents should take note. Unlike the iPad which includes excellent porn filtering software Ubunto ships with nothing at all. We wondered if any of these ubunto people have children? Most likely they have already been sacrificed a pagan African god since they are apparently unconcerned by the needs of typical American parents. We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction. The danger of this should be immediately apparent to any parent who does not wish their children to become pornography addicts.

Once again, we are forced to conclude that not only is Linux not yet ready for the desktop – it has entirely missed the boat. The desktop PC is dead – nobody uses them any more. Ubunto should be consigned to the scrap-heap of Ghetto technology and never considered again.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Do you know somebody who is suffering from homosexuality? Leading psychologists such as James Dobson agree that homosexuality is a sick diseased perversion which must be cured. However until now ex-gay therapies have been expensive and hard to obtain. Despite our prayers and best lobbying efforts most insurance companies will not pay for treatment to cure homosexuality. That may all soon change thanks to the re-discovery of a 200 year old remedy: Homeopathy.

Hahnmann discovered that the more you dilute a substance the more potent it becomes. This simple, common-sense fact has been suppressed by mainstream science who simply do not want you to know that God has given us the power to heal ourselves!

Homoeopathy was discovered in 1796 by the physician Samuel Hahnmann: He was the first to notice that water has a “memory” allowing it to be subtly changed by substances even when greatly diluted. Hahnmann was first to postulate the “Law of similars” which showed that like can treat like. He proved that if sufficiently diluted coffee can actually cure insomnia. Now why is it that big-pharma has kept this medical wonder secret?

According to standard allopathic medicine AIDS is caused by the HIV Virus (above), however leading scientists dispute this highly controversial hypothesis: According to leading homoeopath Dana Ullman, both AIDS and homosexuality are caused by a bodily energy imbalance which can be corrected by homoeopathic treatment. According to the liberal media there is an epidemic of AIDS, so why are they not embracing every possible treatment? It’s an undisputed fact that Homoeopathy can cure AIDS.

Mainstream or “Allopathic” medicine such as vaccines or anti-biotics use high concentrations of dangerous substances and often cause side-effects which can be worse than the diseases they purport to treat. Homoeopathic remedies almost never cause any kind of side-effect and are safe for people of all ages. Thanks to the homeopathic treatment’s high water content they can actually provide much needed moisture. This has been proved to help maintain your body’s fluid balance.

Nobody really understands what causes homosexuality. Standard medicine has yet to find a single agent responsible for turning people gay, however the majority of homoeopaths believe that it is caused by the syphilitic miasma or as a consequence of vaccine damage. Unfortunately since most mainstream doctors deny these causes even exist they have yet to invest in finding a cure. Clearly we need to look elsewhere for a solution to this grave problem:

According to Dana Ullman, America’s leading Homoeopath there is a 100% natural cure for homosexuality: Natrum Bromatum. This medical wonder can stop all homosexual urges after only one week of use. Dana has used Natrum Bromatum to cure more than ten homosexuals of their deadly perversion. Thanks to his innovative treatment these men are now living healthy and productive lives. Three of them are married with children. How many people has standard medicine cured? Not one I will bet.

America’s leading homoeopathic doctor Dana Ullman has personally cured his patients of diseases such as cancer which are untreatable by standard medicine. He faces harsh opposition from so-called sceptical groups such as the ignorant european Ten-Twentythree group. These people hate the fact that Dana is willing to think outside the box to cure people.

Homoeopathy is a safe and effective treatment, so why is it not available everywhere? As usual the cause of this problem is meddlesome liberals. As usual, those freedom-hating commies don’t want you to have the choice. They would much rather you spend all your money on the new obamascare program. Homeopathy represents a threat to their big-government tax and spend ways. They will stop at nothing, including lies and deception to prevent you from obtaining a homoeopathic treatment.

Shelley’s Special Offer: This month only we are giving an entire year’s supply of homoeopathic essence of Elm for only $59.99 + postage. This remedy was discovered by leading homoeopath Dr. Bach who observed that Elms are amongst natures most homosexual trees. Logically, heavily diluted essence of this plant can reduce homosexual urges. This remedy has been certified by leading homoeopathic doctors as being up to three times as effective as the leading ex-gay therapies. Furthermore, STR industries will fully refund your donation if you still retain any homosexual tendencies after a complete course of this highly effective remedy.

Jimmy Goddard

Anti-Semitism at it’s Worst: Why do the ‘shministim’ hate Israel so much they’re willing to have peace with the Palestinians? Palestinians are dangerous land-grabbing murderers, constantly plotting from their armed fortresses of West Bank and Gaza to destroy Israel.

Israel is America’s bulwark against the Islamofascist hordes threatening to destroy civilization: this is why the US gives over 3 times the amount spent by most NATO countries to Israel. Simply put we have no choice: Jews may have brutally killed Jesus, but forgiveness and tolerance are the hallmark of Christian Republican America. As our good friends and Shelley-PAC donors at Jews for Jesus and AIPAC have said, we need to keep financing Israel and settlement expansion or the terrorists will have won.

Some people argue that Israelis who take trillions in American taxpayer handouts are freeloading bums: this is completely false and unfair. As Christians we need to respect Jewish traditions, and accepting free money is one of judaism’s oldest ones. Whether the Federal Reserve or the multi-billion dollar porn industry, it’s customary they congregate in quick-buck easy-money enterprises around the globe, it’s just the way it is, and it’s not for us to comment on. If jewish lawyers from the ACLU criticized our homemade American tradition of apple pie and lighting crosses on fire on black people’s lawns, would we accept that? Of course not, good white Christians have been doing it since the dawn of time, it’s true-blue Americana and it’s a part of our cultural tradition. Plain as plain.

Peace at last, Palestinian criminal and Israeli defender: This photograph shows what America’s financial commitment to peace in the middle east can accomplish: with enough weaponry and ammunition the Palestinian scourge can be eradicated once and for all, bringing a final solution to the muslim infestation.

Let me ask you this Shministim thugs: you took America’s money but now you don’t want to kill any ragheads? You’re either cowards or double-crossing rats! Good to see you’ve brought shame to every Israeli who will gladly accept whatever money they get given, regardless of what they have to do for it. What makes you ‘shministim’ so special?

While here at STR we refuse to condone threats or violence of any kind it needs to be stated: the real ‘Jews for peace’ live in settlements in the West Bank and Gaza, carry loaded assault rifles, have a kill-on-sight any Palestinian they see attitude, and will do whatever it takes to rid the Holy Lands of the Islamofascist menace even if it means having to suffer through accidental mishaps like dropping white phosphorous on Palestinian civilians. As Christians we must do whatever we can to support this, it’s the least we can do, besides paying for all of it like we are already. And with enough good work the Rapture will finally occur, sending all good Christians (Jews and Muslims not included) to Heaven for all eternity.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

And would his publicist being saying that “Israeli officials are very excited to have him,” those Jews thought he was coming to wipe ‘em out?  I don’t think so.

So it stands to reason that he’s going over there as a "journalist" in the grand tradition of the CIA to kick…towelhead…butt.  I never said that they didn’t have no brain under their tablecothes so they know that once Joe The Plumber gets there they dang well better stop shelling our buddy Israel.

If y’all don’t believe how treacherous them so-called "palestinians" is then watch this commercial with the phone right next to ya ‘cuz yer gonna wanna call and help out in any way you can .

At Blackwater U they teach you that urban pacification is impossible without respect, and let me tell you that nothing gets more respect than the Girzzly thundering down a bombed out street.

Awesome isnt she? This little baby can do 65 MPH on the open road and weighing in at a cool 30,000 lbs she dont take no sh*t from nobody. She can take a direct hit from an IED and still keep on trucking’ as well as repel .50 caliber rounds with barely a scratch. Me and my buds can return fire and sip brewskis safe in the air-conditioned cabin – life doesn’t get any sweeter than this!

This isn’t your granddaddy’s APC. She can turn on a dime, but she’s got the thick armor plating that lets us smash down buildings which may be providing shelter to enemy combatants. The suspension is great – the other day I ran down a terrorist on a bicycle… didn’t even feel a freaking thing.

But enough about the handling – I know what you are asking: How are the weapons? Freaking awesome:

You see that sttuff on top of the ‘Grizz’ – that’s not just to look purdy – thats our ultimate weapon against towelhead-sand niggers who disrespect the stars and stripes. This Grizzly’s got claws!

Let me tell you, there’s no better weapons-platform for killing terrorists than the Grizzly. My favorite trick is sneaking around the city at night – totally dark and quiet. When we pick up some terrorists on the IR we power up the 400,000 candle power searchlights and frighten the freak out of the towel-heads. And the best thing is that if they look suspicious we blast them with the Grizzly’s remote-control 12.7mm machine-gun on the roof. It’s like playing a video game, only you don’t win points:

You score Justice for Jesus.

I know all this technology isn’t everybody’s thing, and sometimes urban pacification requires a personal touch:

Simply pop the window and ride through the streets of Baghdad like a freaking King. And if the terrorists give you sass, nothing teaches those bastards to love America more than firing a few rounds from your H&K.

The best part of this is that the Grizzly is coming to the USA soon. Blackwater are applying for a license to operate this peace-platform back home. Just think of how much domestic terrorism we could kill with a bunch of these patrolling every town and city. Imagine how safe people would feel if you knew that Blackwater’s trained operatives were protecting your town from crime and voter-fraud with the Grizzly – it sure makes me feel good to know how much justice I’m bringing to the world.

Michael Rob

But some America-haters don’t see it that way. Hiding in our midst is the sick American Civil Liberties Union, like a deadly Made-in-Mexico knife about to plunge into America’s patriotic heart. The ACLU has been whining and whinging that the CIA and the God Warriors of Guantanamo Bay, have been torturing terrorists, which is in itself ridiculous. The ACLU, using sick bait-and-switch deceits and lie-beral ambulance-chasing lawyer shenanigans, opened a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit to request information in regards to “documents related to the treatment of prisoners in U.S. custody overseas.” As STR’s readers know, the lavish treatment people receive in the US’s well-funded network of oversea’s prisons would make all of Sudan want to move there.

Pray tell me ACLU lefty snivelers: since when could you do a FOIA request in the Soviet Union? Or in North Korea and the other Access of Evil countries like Venezuela and islamofascist Haiti? The opulent lifestyle we lead here is something the enemies of freedom fear and loathe, and our civility may be taken as softness by these dangerous thugs and militarized gangsters. The CIA openly gave several critical documents to the ACLU, politely explaining exactly and precisely what was going on:

This document shows all sorts of critical information that must be kept private for America’s safety. The ACLU would have all the vital secrets of America revealed to dangerous terrorists, does North Korea or China reveal such details about their country’s innermost workings? No they do not!

Americans can never allow themselves to be outdone by communist China or mad cower-crazed Sudan. Many of these countries are several steps up on the US now, able to censor all essential information their government deems too dangerous, and torture (if necessary) and kill (when permitted by judges) those people who do not respect the integrity of the governments decisions. Why are we not keeping pace and following their excellent example? Why are we having to outsource these excellent prison jobs to Syria to handle dangerous Iraqis, minor-age combatants and other terrorist menaces? Are there no Americans able to do these kinds of jobs here? These would be excellent forms of employment, allowing a hard-working man to do God’s work with knives and hot chains and whatever other implements are required, then come home and feed his close-knit Christian family.

STR’s readership must take a stand for freedom and democracy: say ‘No!’ to the sick, despicable ACLU. Say ‘No!’ to revealing America’s closest secrets. Never allow documents to be released for public viewing ever again, whether the CIA, voting records, or political party spending. It is time to tear-down the hideous Freedom of Information Act, once and for all.

Always Right,

Charles

President Bush is right.  Barack Osama Homo bin Laden loves Nazis and any group that wants to destroy America.  In his Happy Birthday speech in front of the Jews, President Bush showed just what a moron Homo bin Laden is.  The left-handed negro would rather sell America out for thirty pieces of pita bread than displease his Muslim masters.  The United States ain’t gonna negotiate with terrorists and thugs.  We never done it before and we ain’t gonna start now.  President Bush has always stood on the side of doing good things and protecting them that needs it.  That’s the whole reason that we’re in Iraq to begin with – to stop the hurting.   And if the Iranians is hurting under the iron, Jew-hating first of Akmadinejerk then we’re gonna help them out, too.

Briefly Patriotic – Homobama Loves Nazis

While men are dying on the battlefield, woman have to carry the burden of taking care of the children on their own. I consider this an honor. Dying for freedom is an honor as well as giving a loved one for the cause of freedom and peace.

America is the last remaining superpower on Earth. Why? Because only Americans are willing to do what it takes to ensure our superiority.

Most soldiers support the Leaders war on terror. They know best what we are fighting for. They have stared evil in it’s dirty face. They have seen terror up close, so we don’t have to. Every single soldier serving in Iraq is a Hero in the truest sense of the word. Jesus in fighting on their side and is kicking terrorist ass every single day.

If you take the time and talk to families of those killed in Iraq you will hear sentences like: “It was worth it” and “He died for America” and “He made us proud” and “We have no regrets”. Liberals often make up lies about war families being anti war but reality discredits these lies. War-families are supporting the war 100%, no questions asked.

The war on terror brought Americans closer in the understanding what it takes to keep America free, to allow us to continue our Godly lifestyles. The American lifeblood is the willingness to sacrifice in the name of the Lord, sacrifice for America.

In the end we can all agree that it was worth it.

God bless you for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City, IA

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
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Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment – We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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6)?Free Trade – We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
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Bush: “I don?t ? you know quagmire is an interesting word. If you lived in Iraq and had lived under a tyranny, you?d be saying: God, I love freedom, because that?s what?s happened. And there are killers and radicals and murderers who kill the innocent to stop the advance of freedom. But freedom?s happening in Iraq. And we?re making progress.”

It breaks my heart seeing President Bush having to explain over and over to an obviously biased and hostile lie-beral media how much America is doing to help the dirty Muslims and the whole of the middle east. Whether it’s helping provide safer driving conditions with armed roadblocks, passing out bibles, building churches, giving free homeschooling classes or providing education about abstinence-based birth control, President Bush is single-handedly bringing the uncultured Mozlem world out of the dark ages.

The Leader explains it more fully right here in this article. The video is plain as plain, no fooling around, he says it the way he sees it. If only for that reason, on top of all the others, President Bush has earned our support and complete and total loyalty. As President Bush points out, every Iraqilander is saying one thing: “God, I love freedom”.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III