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	<title>STR † THE FREEDOM BLOG© &#187; The American Dream</title>
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		<title>Child Labor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 07:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shelley Goodman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Made in China used to mean something but recently I become more and more concerned about the apparent lack of quality due to the fact that more and more children are employed to produce cheap stuff for us. There should be a way of rewarding or punishing children overseas depending on if we are happy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Made in China used to mean something but recently I become more and more concerned about the apparent lack of quality due to the fact that more and more children are employed to produce cheap stuff for us. There should be a way of rewarding or punishing children overseas depending on if we are happy or unhappy with the product they made for us. By God, we are paying customers and we do have some God-given rights as such. </p>
<p>Some say it&#8217;s wrong to let children work, but I say we don&#8217;t have the right to criticize nations that rely on the fruits of child labor. After all: Children need to eat, too. I much rather have child labor than child poverty. </p>
<p>When I was a young girl of 16 years I had a newspaper route and nobody was crying for me, so what is the big deal now? Fact is that most children today are just plain spoiled.</p>
<p>I also have a hard time to see what is wrong with child prostitution over there in them 3rd world countries. It&#8217;s not my cup of tea and if my daughter ever decides to open her legs for money I wolf beat her to death, but let&#8217;s face it: Foreign girls are sluts anyway and his might be the only way they can make a living. Who are we to say they are not allowed? If they choose that Career path, obviously they are old enough to do it. Jesus don&#8217;t like it but they are going to he&#8217;ll anyway, so I don&#8217;t care. </p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
Shelley   </p>
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		<title>The hard facts of Life and Liberalism (unable to deal with them)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 06:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shelley Goodman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Savage said it best with his book: Liberalism is a mental disorder. It is. Liberals are unable to cope with ugly truths with the hard immutable reality of these dangerous times. On my way to church today I saw several cars in front of my swerving around an obstacle on the road. Wondering what [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michael Savage said it best with his book: Liberalism is a mental disorder. It is. Liberals are unable to cope with ugly truths with the hard immutable reality of these dangerous times.</p>
<p>On my way to church today I saw several cars in front of my swerving around an obstacle on the road. Wondering what is was I slowed down when I came closer. There was an injured dog in the middle of the road, unable to get out of the way because of what seemed to be a crushed hip. I din&#8217;t have much time to think about it because I already was late for church service, I aimed for the head with the massive right front tire of my Hummer and I got it. I ended the suffering of this dumb beast by crushing it&#8217;s head with 5000 pounds of Detroit steel. It was the most merciful thing to do.</p>
<p>Republicans are folks that see suffering and do something about it. We are doers, we are creators, we take matters into our own hands, instead of closing our eyes to the realities of life.</p>
<p><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dead-wild-dog-from-snare.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6437" title="dead dog" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dead-wild-dog-from-snare.jpg" alt="" width="336" height="448" /></a></p>
<p>Liberals on the other hand are cowards, raised to be cowards by their hippy-parents, raised without clear values and goals in a life full of false understanding and relativism. That is also why liberals are unable to confront terrorism. They cower in fear, want to retreat and hide. If liberals wound have been in power on 9/11 we would have terrorists in America today. Towealheads would rule this mighty land with hateful attitudes of Islam.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lastfriend.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6438" title="lastfriend" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lastfriend.jpg" alt="" width="301" height="889" /></a>Why does nobody have the guts to end this suffering?<br />
A christian with a merciful heart would not idly stand by but act with good faith.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Don&#8217;t get me wrong, being of a soft heart is not all bad but theses people need to get out of the way and let us do our job. Let us defeat terrorism, let us kick out illegals, let us get the oil we need. Get out of the way liberals. Let us do the job!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Thanks for reading,<br />
Shelley N. Goodman</p>
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		<title>From Babysteps To Goosesteps &#8211; A German Critic Of STR</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Roast</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello America, as many of you know we here at STR are opposed to censorship of every kind. That&#8217;s why when it comes to Jesus or acknowledging the greatness of George W. Bush, STR is not afraid to stand-up and defend them despite attempts to tell us otherwise. So it came as no surprise to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello America, as many of you know we here at STR are opposed to censorship of every kind. That&#8217;s why when it comes to Jesus or acknowledging the greatness of George W. Bush, STR is not afraid to stand-up and defend them despite attempts to tell us otherwise. So it came as no surprise to us that many people fond of the same old &#8216;business as usual&#8217; liberal media censorship felt that STR&#8217;s content needed to be restricted. One reader even went so far as to write to us about this:</p>
<blockquote><p>Are you guys crazy??!!- I stumbled across this website and read some of the religious fanatism you people spew out,what really offends me is your anti germany stance,im of swiss/german heritage,and I speak german,it is a proud nation that has contributed a lot of good to this world! Look at all the well made products made in germany,vw,faber-castell,walther,altendorf,zeiss,steiner,the list goes on, can America say the same?!<br />
-We have our issues,but America does to,look at your prostitution problem,your DRUG problem!-,look at how you are destroying the world with your antienviroment policies,wow what really amazed me was when you religious freaks wrote america was gods chosen land,haaahaaa,you sound like middle eastern extremists,so do more research next time before you write an article because obviously you know nothing about germany except for the negatives and theb you mix it with religious fanatism.</p>
<p> <strong>Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!</strong><br />
(name and email address withheld to preserve reader&#8217;s freedom of speech)
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<p>First off, thank-you for taking the time to write to us here at the Freedom Blog, Mr. Art. We always take our readers comments seriously, and read through them in the hope that we can learn more. That said we have to kindly disagree with your statement that &#8220;<strong>Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!</strong>&#8221; for a simple reason, that the last man to say that phrase in german was none other than Adolf Hittler.</p>
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<blockquote><p><b>Germs in Afghanistan:</b> the techno-german military is already in Afghanistan, where next? Whether sending troops outside Germany or bailing out Greece, the germs are up to their old &#8216;world domination&#8217; tricks. </p></blockquote>
<p>Why are germans so mean? We feel it is part of their DNA and their lack of a soul. As Christians we feel that all people can be saved through the mercy of our Lord and Savior Jesus, but the &#8216;exception that proves the rule&#8217; is the germans, simply put they are too far gone. Germans are dangerous people, it&#8217;s just the way they are, and nothing they ever do will change this, as the bible itself says. </p>
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<blockquote><p><b>Bundeswher Torchlight Parade:</b> in honour of their dark heritage, the german Bundeswehr marches in a torchlight parade for the glory of the dirty germlanders&#8217; country.</p></blockquote>
<p>First the german take babysteps, then they do goosesteps. It has always been the germ way to impose their will on other innocent nations. Only germans would dare invade innocent Belgium, what did the belgians ever do to anyone, maybe that is why the belgian flag is the same as the german one, because they were terrorized into using the same colors. Jesus has taught us to be tolerant, but the germs are a powderkeg waiting for a spark. And while Mr. Art would like the Freedom Blog to say otherwise, we here at STR must speak-out against the dangerous germans plotting even now to impose their will on the rest of europe and the world.</p>
<p>Let us bow our heads in prayer:</p>
<p><em>Oh Jesus who will redeem all people except the germans,<br />
Please save the world from german domination and evil,<br />
Only America is the true democratic world leader<br />
And let the germans spend their lives burning eternally in Hell! </em></p>
<p>Amen.</p>
<p>Always Right,<br />
Chuck Roast</p>
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		<title>The Dungeons &amp; Dragons Death-Cult &#8211; &#8217;60 Minutes&#8217; Expose</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 13:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Roast</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folks you may have heard about the dangers posed to Christian America by the &#8216;Dungeons &#038; Dragons&#8217; addicts. At STR we&#8217;ve stepped-up and proven the dangers that &#8216;D&#038;D&#8217; addiction can have, by destroying children, their families, and all their friends and loved ones through it&#8217;s subliminal Satanist messages. But what a lot of people don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Folks you may have heard about the dangers posed to Christian America by the &#8216;Dungeons &#038; Dragons&#8217; addicts. At STR we&#8217;ve stepped-up and <a href="http://shelleytherepublican.com/2008/03/08/gary-gygax-dies-goes-to-hell.aspx">proven the dangers that &#8216;D&#038;D&#8217; addiction can have</a>, by destroying children, their families, and all their friends and loved ones through it&#8217;s subliminal Satanist messages. But what a lot of people don&#8217;t know is that &#8216;Dungeons &#038; Dragons&#8217; has been trying to harm our children for a long time now. In fact this early &#8217;60 Minutes&#8217; report on the dangers of fantasy gaming and &#8216;D&#038;D&#8217; went a long way in showing the world how morally corrupting this &#8216;game&#8217; can be.</p>
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<blockquote><p><b>60 Minutes D&#038;D Expose (part 1):</b> in this 1985 shocker, the investigative journalist television show &#8217;60 Minutes&#8217; takes on and exposes the hard facts about the &#8216;Dungeons &#038; Dragons&#8217; death cult. </p></blockquote>
<p>Did the &#8217;60 Minutes&#8217; show accomplish what it set out to? Yes, there&#8217;s no doubt that &#8216;Dungeons &#038; Dragons&#8217; is a dangerous game chock-full of subliminal messages designed to destroy the moral sanctity of the Christian family. Filled with demons, and dragons, and dragon-demons and drugs and role and gender-swapping, &#8216;D&#038;D&#8217; is a moral cesspit that is essentially a gateway straight to Hell.</p>
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<blockquote><p><b>60 Minutes D&#038;D Expose (part 2):</b> not only did &#8217;60 Minutes&#8217; prove the disturbing behavior &#8216;D&#038;D&#8217; addicts have, they were able to convert several members of the D&#038;D gang to Christianity after showing them the error of their ways.</p></blockquote>
<p>At STR we found that of the 12 teenagers who were filmed in this show playing &#8216;D&#038;D&#8217; 5 have since murdered people and are serving indefinite sentences, 3 are addicted to marihuana and are living as junkies on the streets, another 3 have have sex-change operations and only 1 (who repented and became a Christian) managed to find work and successfully complete high school. Just because this televised program is from 1985 doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s not completely pertinent today: all the same terrible scenarios mentioned in this program are happening across America right now. If you or your loved ones play Dungeons &#038; dragons do the right thing, just stop participating and burn all your &#8216;monster manuals&#8217;. Better yet, next time your friends want to play &#8216;D&#038;D&#8217; show-up but bring the only &#8216;manual&#8217; they&#8217;ll ever need to read: the Bible!</p>
<p>Always Right,<br />
Chuck Roast</p>
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		<title>STR&#8217;s annual Linux Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>It&#8217;s very difficult to find a review of Linux free of ultra-leftist bias, which is why ShelleyTheRepublican&#8217;s annual review of Linux has become the most trusted source of truthful information about this operating system upstart: Christians the world over know that they can turn to STR for factual and unbiased reviews of the latest technology. That is why every God-Given year we like to compare the state of the art Linux and ask the simple question &#8211; <strong>is Linux ready for the desktop yet</strong>? So far the answer has been a resounding no. The freedom-hating red-communist Linux freetards have consistently failed to deliver compared to American free-market solutions such as Microsoft Windows. Our Christianity teaches us that redemption is possible. so this is why we are mindful to check that users of free-software have improved their ways. </p>
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<p>When we last reviewed Linux we pitched the then state-of-the art &#8220;Ibex&#8217;s Ubutu Interpid&#8221; against Microsoft&#8217;s excellent flagship Windows Vista. We felt that Vista outclassed Ibex&#8217;s open source operating system, however we did note that since the Ibex operating system could be downloaded for free it may be suitable for non-business critical tasks (e.g. lightweight letter-writing, or web-surfing) &#8211; provided you can overcome it&#8217;s idiosyncratic user interface. We were not 100% uncritical of Microsoft&#8217;s offering: We felt that at the time Apple and Microsoft were both failing in terms of their provision of Christian oriented biblical software, and the important task of pornography filtering.</p>
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<p>You may also remember that we promoted a stern criticism of Apple&#8217;s tendancy to appeal to the homosexual agenda with their range of candy coloured gadgets and open adoption of liberal values. Since then we are proud to say that Steve Jobs of the Apple company has listened to our sensible criticisms and developed a brand new product called the iPad with the needs of American Christians like ourselves in mind. As you may know for the last two months every bit of content on our site has been written on Apple&#8217;s 100% porn free device, which we agree is the obvious future of computing.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Linux seems to have lost ground: A year ago we were told that Linux would soon be the dominant operating system on mobile phones: Even their staunchest adocate Google seems to have abandoned Linux in favour of it&#8217;s homage to iPhone called Android. Linux users seem to be leaving the operating system in droves, most likely as a consequence of the continued in-fighting between the various companies such as the business-oriented Red-Hat and the increasingly absurd maker of Ubunto which has just renamed itself to &#8220;Lucid Lynx&#8221;. A year ago Linux could be found on popular video-game consoles &#8211; even Sony who once promoted this freetard operating system have come to realize that free software is commercial suicide. </p>
<p>Incidentally, we tried to install this software without much luck: We were able to conclude that this African-made version of the Linux operating system we can confidently say it&#8217;s the President Obma of computer-programs: All ideology but rotten to the core. Nobody could enjoy this nigger-rigged operating system.</p>
<p>Our installation woes began right from the start: The install CD forced us to re-format the entire hard drive. It would not install on a perferctly normal Windows NTFS partition. The installation process asked us a bunch of pointless questions (such as where we live) &#8211; why not just make a version for Americans since few other countries can afford or know how to use computers. Next we had to wait for almost an hour as the CD drive copied thousands of meaningless files to the computer&#8217;s hard drive. As you may know, Ubunto are known for packaging their operating systems with hundreds of megabytes of bloatware with bizarre names such as Gnome, and Pidgin. Alas the documentation came with no freetard to English dictionary to allow me to make sense of this gibberish. How much simpler Apple&#8217;s model which is to simple ship the device with everything pre-installed!</p>
<p>A wasted hour later the system finally permitted me to login, boy what a disappointment. If we were under any doubts about the sanity of the developers before our suspicions were confirmed by the mass of swirling pink which is their excuse for a desktop. The disapointment was double since we could not find any means of installing software. The usual approach of browsing the web and then clicking on setup.exe did not work. Ubunto first complained that it did not have any Wine and then kept asking for me to type in &#8220;root password&#8221; &#8211; this was a bizarre charade of security especially given that the user-name I had created was not even called root! Why should a computer require wine in order to run &#8211; we have no plans to test the effects of giving wine to a computer. </p>
<p>After much research I figured that Ubunto intend us to use something called &#8220;Synaptic&#8221; to install programs: Compared to Apple&#8217;s lively market this synaptic is like a store in pre-collapse communist Russia. The presentation is awful and it lacks any of the software brand you or I might find familiar. For example a search for Microsoft Office will yield nothing of use. So what are we supposed to use for our word-processing? Ubuntu actually provide a number of word-processors the most well-known being Open-Office: You may remember that the bankrupted computer company Sun were so unsuccessful selling this failed product that they had to give it away. Linux users are used to this kind of thing, it probably explains why they are such losers!</p>
<p><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ubuntu-desktop-3d.jpg"><img src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ubuntu-desktop-3d-333x208.jpg" alt="" title="ubuntu-desktop-3d" width="333" height="208" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6281" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>What&#8217;s new in Ubunto? A spinning desktop, what must have begun as a practical joke actually made it into their release. This feature caused us to feel motion sickness. We are considering legal action against the developers.</p></blockquote>
<p>Installing great Christian software on the iPad was a breeze: Simply activate Apple&#8217;s easy to use market icon and type in the kind of software you want. A search for the word &#8220;bible&#8221; gave us an excellent selection of bible quizzes, reference and concordance. You can even download a spoken word bible for when you want some prayerful bedtime listening. Apple&#8217;s iPad has everything that a Christian could ever need &#8211; simply the best selection of Bible related apps. </p>
<p>Since there are no apps worth speaking of for Ubunto &#8211; I expect that most people will use it for little more than browsing the web. Here parents should take note. Unlike the iPad which includes excellent porn filtering software Ubunto ships with nothing at all. We wondered if any of these ubunto people have children? Most likely they have already been sacrificed a pagan African god since they are apparently unconcerned by the needs of typical American parents. We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction. The danger of this should be immediately apparent to any parent who does not wish their children to become pornography addicts. </p>
<p><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ubuntu.png"><img src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ubuntu-333x288.png" alt="" title="ubuntu" width="333" height="288" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6271" /></a></p>
<p>Once again, we are forced to conclude that not only is Linux not yet ready for the desktop &#8211; it has entirely missed the boat. The desktop PC is dead &#8211; nobody uses them any more. Ubunto should be consigned to the scrap-heap of Ghetto technology and never considered again. </p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>Finally a 100% effective cure for homosexuality!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, Do you know somebody who is suffering from homosexuality? Leading psychologists such as James Dobson agree that homosexuality is a sick diseased perversion which must be cured. However until now ex-gay therapies have been expensive and hard to obtain. Despite our prayers and best lobbying efforts most insurance companies will not pay for treatment [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>Do you know somebody who is suffering from homosexuality? Leading psychologists such as James Dobson agree that homosexuality is a sick diseased perversion which must be cured. However until now ex-gay therapies have been expensive and hard to obtain. Despite our prayers and best lobbying efforts most insurance companies will not pay for treatment to cure homosexuality. That may all soon change thanks to the re-discovery of a 200 year old remedy: Homeopathy.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/150px-Hahnemann.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5969" title="150px-Hahnemann" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/150px-Hahnemann.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="200" /></a>Hahnmann discovered that the more you dilute a substance the more potent it becomes. This simple, common-sense fact has been suppressed by mainstream science who simply do not want you to know that God has given us the power to heal ourselves!</p></blockquote>
<p>Homoeopathy was discovered in 1796 by the physician Samuel Hahnmann: He was the first to notice that water has a &#8220;memory&#8221; allowing it to be subtly changed by substances even when greatly diluted. Hahnmann was first to postulate the &#8220;Law of similars&#8221; which showed that like can treat like. He proved that if sufficiently diluted coffee can actually cure insomnia. Now why is it that big-pharma has kept this medical wonder secret?</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/400px-HIV_Virion-en-2.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5970" title="400px-HIV_Virion-en-2" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/400px-HIV_Virion-en-2.png" alt="" width="400" height="278" /></a>According to standard allopathic medicine AIDS is caused by the HIV Virus (above), however leading scientists dispute this highly controversial hypothesis: According to leading homoeopath Dana Ullman, both AIDS and homosexuality are caused by a bodily energy imbalance which can be corrected by homoeopathic treatment. According to the liberal media there is an epidemic of AIDS, so why are they not embracing every possible treatment? It&#8217;s an undisputed fact that <a href="http://www.onlinehomeopath.com/aids.shtml">Homoeopathy can cure AIDS</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Mainstream or &#8220;Allopathic&#8221; medicine such as vaccines or anti-biotics use high concentrations of dangerous substances and often cause side-effects which can be worse than the diseases they purport to treat. Homoeopathic remedies almost never cause any kind of side-effect and are safe for people of all ages. Thanks to the homeopathic treatment&#8217;s high water content they can actually provide much needed moisture. This has been proved to help maintain your body&#8217;s fluid balance.</p>
<p>Nobody really understands what causes homosexuality. Standard medicine has yet to find a single agent responsible for turning people gay, however the majority of homoeopaths believe that it is <a href="http://bit.ly/8">caused by the syphilitic miasma or as a consequence of vaccine damage</a>. Unfortunately since most mainstream doctors deny these causes even exist they have yet to invest in finding a cure. Clearly we need to look elsewhere for a solution to this grave problem:</p>
<p>According to Dana Ullman, America&#8217;s leading Homoeopath there is a 100% natural cure for homosexuality: Natrum Bromatum. This medical wonder can stop all homosexual urges after only one week of use. Dana has used Natrum Bromatum to cure more than ten homosexuals of their deadly perversion. Thanks to his innovative treatment these men are now living healthy and productive lives. Three of them are married with children. How many people has standard medicine cured? Not one I will bet.</p>
<p><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ullman.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5971" title="ullman" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ullman.jpg" alt="" width="198" height="164" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>America&#8217;s leading homoeopathic doctor Dana Ullman has personally cured his patients of diseases such as cancer which are untreatable by standard medicine. He faces harsh opposition from so-called sceptical groups such as the ignorant european Ten-Twentythree group. These people hate the fact that Dana is willing to think outside the box to cure people.</p></blockquote>
<p>Homoeopathy is a safe and effective treatment, so why is it not available everywhere? As usual the cause of this problem is meddlesome liberals. As usual, those freedom-hating commies don&#8217;t want you to have the choice. They would much rather you spend all your money on the new obamascare program. Homeopathy represents a threat to their big-government tax and spend ways. They will stop at nothing, including lies and deception to prevent you from obtaining a homoeopathic treatment.</p>
<p><a href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crabapple.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5972" title="crabapple" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crabapple.jpg" alt="" width="160" height="203" /></a><strong>Shelley&#8217;s Special Offer</strong>: This month only we are giving an entire year&#8217;s supply of homoeopathic essence of Elm for only $59.99 + postage. This remedy was discovered by leading homoeopath Dr. Bach who observed that Elms are amongst natures most homosexual trees. Logically, heavily diluted essence of this plant can reduce homosexual urges. This remedy has been certified by leading homoeopathic doctors as being up to three times as effective as the leading ex-gay therapies. Furthermore, STR industries will fully refund your donation if you still retain any homosexual tendencies after a complete course of this highly effective remedy.</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>John L. Perry: We need a military uprising to deal with America&#8217;s Obama Problem</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This insightful article by our guest-blogger John L. Perry is re-printed by kind permission of NewsMax.com, who (apart from WorlNetDaily) are my number one source of un-biased news. Perry, an award winning journalist an political scientist explores the likely outcome of the Obama administration&#8217;s chronic mismanagement. The only thing that can save America from Obama [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This insightful article by our guest-blogger John L. Perry is re-printed by kind permission of NewsMax.com, who (apart from WorlNetDaily) are my number one source of un-biased news. Perry, an award winning journalist an political scientist explores the likely outcome of the Obama administration&#8217;s chronic mismanagement. The only thing that can save America from Obama is a military coup:</p>
<blockquote><p>There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:</p>
<ul>
<li>Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.&#8221;</li>
<li>Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.</li>
<li>They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.</li>
<li>They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.</li>
<li>They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.</li>
<li>They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.</li>
<li>They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.</li>
<li>They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.</li>
<li><strong>They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?</p>
<p>What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?</p>
<p>Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?</p>
<p>Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.</p>
<p>Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?</p>
<p><strong>Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.<br />
</strong></p>
<p>Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.</p>
<p>In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.</p></blockquote>
<p>We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry&#8217;s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom&#8230; in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>Virus Alert: Do not open &#8220;Wave Invite&#8221; &#8211; mexican hackers will steal your computer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, BillyBob Neck who does all of our computer-work just me with with some frightening news: The latest computer virus from the communist Mexico goes by the name of &#8220;Wave&#8221;. According to the word&#8217;s leading computer experts this virus is scheduled to go-critical within the next few hours. It&#8217;s possible that in the next 48 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>BillyBob Neck who does all of our computer-work just me with with some frightening news: The latest computer virus from the communist Mexico goes by the name of &#8220;Wave&#8221;. According to the word&#8217;s leading computer experts this virus is scheduled to go-critical within the next few hours. It&#8217;s possible that in the next 48 hours you will receive an email purportedly containing an invite to use a service called &#8220;Google Wave&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s fictitious. It&#8217;s possible that this invitation will appear to be a message from a friend or family member. It&#8217;s just what we computer-people call &#8220;social engineering&#8221;</p>
<p>The virus is named after the &#8220;Mexican Wave&#8221; &#8211; a hint to the country of it&#8217;s origin. These clever Mexican hackers have taken over many of the word&#8217;s email systems by taking advantage of vulnerabilities in the Linux operating system placed in the computer program by their Chinese communist allies. </p>
<p>According to Billy if you open the email your CPU will be put into an Nth dimensional binary loop which could make it fail. if you leave your computer unattended all your work will be destroyed and next time you boot up all you will see is a message which says &#8220;Welcome to Linux&#8230; you have been Haxxored&#8221;. If you are foolish enough to run the computer it will contain a &#8220;Spyware&#8221; which allows Barrack Hussein Obama and the muslim new-world-order to spy on you.</p>
<p>The safest thing to do is simply delete the mail as soon as you receive it. Better still, leave your computer switched off for the next 24 hours. It&#8217;s the only way to be 100% safe.</p>
<p>JG</p>
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		<title>Join the STR&#8217;s patriotic Windows 7 Launch Party&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, What could be more patriotic than celebrating the product of true American industry. As I am sure you know Microsoft Windows is one of the greatest computer programs ever written: Without it nobody would be able to operate their computer. Simple tasks such as browsing the Internet or searching for Bible scriptures would be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>What could be more patriotic than celebrating the product of true American industry. As I am sure you know Microsoft Windows is one of the greatest computer programs ever written: Without it nobody would be able to operate their computer. Simple tasks such as browsing the Internet or searching for Bible scriptures would be completely impossible. Microsoft have been blazing the way since they invented the first ever operating system. </p>
<p>We&#8217;d like to congratulate our friends at Microsoft, and also our patriotic Windows using friends in ShelleyPAC. All fully paid-up ShelleyPAC members will be receiving their official invite to Shelley&#8217;s party. if you want to attend the ShelleyTheRepublican launch party remember to login to our premium site to collect your e-invitation. Please note that this event is open to true Americans and patriots only: No negroes, homosexals or immigrants are welcome. We are not racist, we simply wish this event for the patriotic American families who wish to attend. </p>
<p>I expect our party will be something like this:</p>
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<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>Sunday Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heavenly Father We thank You for the true Americans that remind us how to be Americans in America We thank You for their patriotism We thank You for giving them the courage and strength to tell the TRUTH to those without ears to hear or eyes to see We thank You for World Net Daily [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heavenly Father</p>
<p>We thank You for the true Americans that remind us how to be Americans in America<br />
We thank You for their patriotism<br />
We thank You for giving them the courage and strength to tell the TRUTH to those without ears to hear or eyes to see<br />
We thank You for World Net Daily for not allowing Barack Osama Homo bin Laden to think he&#8217;s getting away with not showing his long form birth certificate, college transcripts, library receipts and list of commie organizations he belongs to<br />
We thank You for Michelle Bachman leading the charge to not only purge commies from the government but forming The Slits to stop socialism in the nation You created<br />
And while we thank You, too, for Glenn Beck&#8217;s fearless and real smartness about the commie symbols no one else knows about, we ask You to enter his heart so he can become a Christian and not a Mor(m)on</p>
<p>God is Love!<br />
BBN<br />
<a href="www.billybobneck.com" target="_blank">www.billybobneck.com</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heavenly Father, In Your magnificent wisdom You saw fit to rid the world of the evil, murderous drunken senior senator from Sodomy Central, Edward M. Kennedy and sent him to Hell where he belongs In doing so, You struck a blow against a socialist healthcare system that would lead to a socialist food distribution center [...]]]></description>
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<p>Heavenly Father,</p>
<p>In Your magnificent wisdom<br />
You saw fit to rid the world of the evil, murderous drunken senior senator from Sodomy Central, Edward M. Kennedy and sent him to Hell where he belongs</p>
<p>In doing so, You struck a blow against a socialist healthcare system that would lead to a socialist food distribution center that would lead to a socialist cap and tax system  that would lead to the destruction of America through socialism</p>
<p>We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood, as Gov. Huckabee did, that the socialist healthcare system he fought for would have killed him as surely as it would have killed Stephen Hawking</p>
<p>We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood that Jesus’ message was not that all layabouts and ne’er-do-wells should get a free ride at somebody’s else expense</p>
<p>Finally, Lord, we pray that as he lay on his death bed, a bottle of whiskey at his side, begging and pleading for Your mercy the last thing he heard was Your strong clear voice telling him that Satan was waiting for him</p>
<p>Amen</p>
<p>God is Love!<br />
www.billybobneck.com</p>
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		<title>A Statement From The Board On The Actions Of Misguided Hero, Scott Roeder</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newton Wilcox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors of Shelley The Republican that certain homosexual, liberal and other such European-oriented persons have attempted to smear our pristine reputation as defenders of ALL life with the base and baseless insinuation that, in some way, we were responsible for the death of the immoral [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors of Shelley The Republican that certain homosexual, liberal and other such European-oriented persons have attempted to smear our pristine reputation as defenders of ALL life with the base and baseless insinuation that, in some way, we were responsible for the death of the immoral mass murderer, George Tiller the Baby Killer.</p>
<p>Nothing could be further from the truth</p>
<p>After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder&#8217;s decision to follow God&#8217;s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.</p>
<p>It should be noted that</p>
<p>1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.</p>
<p>2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a &quot;member&quot; of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.</p>
<p>3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a &quot;member&quot; of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.</p>
<p>4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller&#8217;s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a &quot;member&quot; of Pray For George Tiller&#8217;s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.</p>
<p>5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God&#8217;s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.</p>
<p>Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President&#8217;s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.</p>
<p>We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.</p>
<p>In Jesus&#8217; Name</p>
<p>Newton Wilcox<br />
Board of Directors<br />
Shelley The Republican</p>
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		<title>Sunday Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newton Wilcox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heavenly Father On this, Your day of days We humbly thank You for all that You do for us From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George [...]]]></description>
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<p>Heavenly Father</p>
<p>On this, Your day of days<br />
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us<br />
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East<br />
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine<br />
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered<br />
For only You can kill pre-borns<br />
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today<br />
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb</p>
<p>In Your Holy Name, we praise You</p>
<p>Amen</p>
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