We thank You for the true Americans that remind us how to be Americans in America
We thank You for their patriotism
We thank You for giving them the courage and strength to tell the TRUTH to those without ears to hear or eyes to see
We thank You for World Net Daily for not allowing Barack Osama Homo bin Laden to think he’s getting away with not showing his long form birth certificate, college transcripts, library receipts and list of commie organizations he belongs to
We thank You for Michelle Bachman leading the charge to not only purge commies from the government but forming The Slits to stop socialism in the nation You created
And while we thank You, too, for Glenn Beck’s fearless and real smartness about the commie symbols no one else knows about, we ask You to enter his heart so he can become a Christian and not a Mor(m)on

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Heavenly Father,

In Your magnificent wisdom
You saw fit to rid the world of the evil, murderous drunken senior senator from Sodomy Central, Edward M. Kennedy and sent him to Hell where he belongs

In doing so, You struck a blow against a socialist healthcare system that would lead to a socialist food distribution center that would lead to a socialist cap and tax system  that would lead to the destruction of America through socialism

We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood, as Gov. Huckabee did, that the socialist healthcare system he fought for would have killed him as surely as it would have killed Stephen Hawking

We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood that Jesus’ message was not that all layabouts and ne’er-do-wells should get a free ride at somebody’s else expense

Finally, Lord, we pray that as he lay on his death bed, a bottle of whiskey at his side, begging and pleading for Your mercy the last thing he heard was Your strong clear voice telling him that Satan was waiting for him

Amen

God is Love!
www.billybobneck.com

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen

Please watch the other parts, too. You need to know the truth about Islam!

Yours,
Shanique Zambo

Dear Lord,

The American Holocaust is still going on. Abortion is still legal in America. We pray in Jesus’ name that you will find it in your heart to forgive us, O’Lord.

Real American are fighting every day to stop abortion but liberals go on killing your creation every day.

50 Million (50,000,000) Americans have been killed so far.

Please forgive them because they are blinded by liberal hatred against life. Please support us in our war against the American Holocaust.

Amen

Facts about Late Term Abortion

• Late term abortions are legal in most states. “Late Term” means that an abortion can be done up to the moment of birth. This means that a birth is being induced and in the act of birth the baby is being killed.
• Some late term abortions are being done by putting a salt-acid mixture into the baby’s lungs so that the child suffocates.
• In case of a failed late term abortions, means that if the child is BORN ALIVE, the “doctor” will often kill the crying (LIVING) baby. The act of killing is often been done by drowning the struggling child in a bowl of water. Sometimes the baby will be just strangled to death or it’s head is being cut off.
• The remains of the child will be thrown in the trash or the corps will be used for medical testings.

• INFANTICIDE – The following issues have been raised in order to get you to think more critically about infanticide and why infanticide would be an acceptable form of family planning among the majority of pre-industrial societies. It is normal for people in one society to judge the behavior of people in other societies in terms of the moral values of their own society. This is, in fact, the very definition of ethnocentrism. However, many issues can be raised regarding a variety of methods of family planning that place the practice of infanticide within a broader anthropological perspective.

• Most Americans would consider infanticide to be morally wrong. However, infanticide is widely practiced throughout the world. Is infanticide necessarily immoral and, if so, is it universally wrong? By what criteria do we make that determination, and do those criteria distinguish unambiguously between abortion, which is legal in our society, and infanticide which is not, but which is accepted and practiced in other societies?
• Abortion is legal and is accepted by the majority of the American population as morally correct. Why is abortion an acceptable method of family planning in the U.S., but not infanticide? To what extent are we, by accepting abortion and rejecting infanticide, defining one method of terminating a human life as morally acceptable while condemning another form as morally unacceptable? If infanticide is practiced by peoples who do not have access to abortion technology, can they be considered morally wrong for terminating a human life by the best means they have available to them while accepting our method of terminating a life because we possess the technological means to end that life before birth?
• How does the fact that our own society’s stand on both the legality and morality of abortion has changed radically in the past 30 years affect our certainty regarding the immorality of infanticide? Isn’t it quite possible that future generations may come to accept infanticide as a reasonable method of family planning, just as we now accept abortion and increasingly accept euthanasia and doctor-assisted suicide –practices which would have resulted in a doctor’s losing his or her license to practice medicine a mere 10 years ago?
• Steven Pinker, in his article, “Why They Kill Their Newborns”, distinguishes between neonaticide and the killing of older children (filicide). He shows that, while our own society condemns infanticide, we are, in fact, quite tolerant of those who kill newly born children. He reports that of nearly 300 women charged with neonaticide in the U.S., not one spent more than a night in jail. The general population was much more willing to deal leniently, for example, with the Grossberg-Peterson case involving the killing of a newborn than they were with the case of Susan Smith, who killed her two sons: one 14 months old, and the other 3 year old.
• Our notion that infanticide is committed by disturbed individuals is also not supported by research. First of all, women who practice neonaticide generally go on to become loving supportive mothers when they do have and raise children (as do mothers who have had abortions), in contrast to those women who kill older children. Secondly, as Pinker states, “it’s hard to maintain that neonaticide is an illness when we learn that it has been practiced and accepted in most cultures throughout history.” That many societies practice infanticide is clearly illustrated by the articles in the Infanticide packet.
• The acceptance of abortion but not infanticide in the U.S. has been justified on the grounds that a baby is alive while a fetus is not. When does a human life begin? How do we define life? In the article referred to above, Steven Pinker discusses how difficult it is to determine when a human organism becomes a person with a right to life. Conception, birth, the end of the second trimester are all rather arbitrary definition points for when a human organism becomes a person. Viability is also problematic, given that the human infant cannot survive on its own for several years after its birth and that many infants cannot survive at all without medical intervention, to say nothing of large numbers of the elderly. Furthermore, infant viability is a matter of degree and is clearly much less developed in humans than in most other mammals. Given the difficulty of establishing clear objective criteria for when personhood is achieved –in some societies “personhood” is not conferred until well after birth– on what grounds do we claim that one point in the human organism’s development is more valid and objective (i.e., less arbitrary) for establishing “personhood” and, thus, a right to life than any other point? If the definition of “personhood” is largely socially determined, to what extent is the criteria used for defining “personhood” in our own society any more objective and valid than that used in other societies? How does the controversy over when an abortion is acceptably performed in the U.S. affect our understanding of the social basis of our society’s definition of when life begins? What factors determine who is likely to accept Pinker’s definition and who is likely to reject it? How does their stand on the issue reflect their personal interests rather than an objective scientific look at the issue? Furthermore, when we set arbitrary boundaries as our defining points for the beginning of life, to what extent do we inadvertently kill human organisms that develop more quickly than the established norm? Finally, why is “personhood” used to determine when a human organism is alive rather than some less subjective critria? If we don’t use “doghood” or “cathood” to determine when dogs and cats are alive, are we being logically inconsistent to use “personhood” to determine when humans are alive? Is there a uniform, objective biological definition for the beginning of life that can be applied systematically to all living organisms, including dogs, cats and humans?
• Most biology textbooks define life as possessing the following characteristics: Cells, energy, heredity, reproduction and responsiveness to the environment. All living things are composed of cells. Even such microscopic unicellular organisms as bacteria are considered alive. All living things also acquire and use energy to maintain metabolism. All living organisms also possess DNA organized into genes and chromosomes which form the blueprint for how that organism will develop and grow. Similarly, all living organisms are potentially capable of reproduction. Being able to reproduce offspring which share their genetic material, living organisms (unlike non-living matter) are able to cause the transfer of genetic information from one generation to the next. Finally, living organisms are responsive to their environments. That is, they are affected by their environments and attempt to adapt to those environments. Are these characteristics, which are presented as distinguishing living organisms in nearly every biology textbook written, less applicable to a fetus than to a baby or a young child, to an invalid or an octogenarian, or for that matter to any human being? (Would they also apply to both the sperm and the unfertilized egg? The Roman Catholic Church maintains that they do, which is why it opposed artificial birth control.) If so, then on what logical or scientific grounds is it determined that a baby or a child is alive but not a fetus? What does this say about our society’s support of abortion but not infanticide? Is it logically consistent? And if it is not, then why is it so widely accepted?

  The definition of when life begins has changed radically in the U.S. during the past 40 years. To what extent has the definition of when life begins changed because newer definitions serve the changing interests of the individuals or political groups doing the defining? To what extent is the changing definition of life and the recourse to such concepts as “personhood” a function of the pivotal role that the abortion issue plays in American politics? Proponents of abortion in the U.S. refer to abortion as a “right” and challenge any qualification on a woman’s “right to choose”. Any factor that threatens that “right” is vigorously opposed, including mandatory waiting periods and parental notification laws. To what extent might the application of an objective interspecies definition of life to humans in general and to fetuses in particular, also be perceived as a threat by those who want to promote abortion as their “right”? A recent article in The Economist titled “The War That Never Ends” (June 13, 2003) examined the abortion issue in the U.S. at the 25th anniversary of Roe vs. Wade. The article distinguished between the continuing controversy over abortion in the U.S. and its general acceptance in Europe, including in such predominantly Roman Catholic countries as France, Spain and Italy. The article viewed the problem this way.

Dear Parents of America,
if you are a German immigrant your child is probably watching and owning all of the “Maximum Perversum” videos available in Germ-land. I don’t think anything is gonna change that, because you don’t believe in God, you don’t have any values and your goal is that your children are becoming just as rotten as you are.
BUT, if you are a true American, please make sure your child does not watch any filth on TV. ABC, CBS and NBC are nothing more than hardcore porn stations these days. I don’t think there is anything wrong with your child watching a good action movie or war movie, but for Christ sake, try to keep your child’s mind pure and don’t let your breed watch porn.
The images below should give you some idea of what to look for at the local book story, the library, the video store and just generally when selecting TV or internet content that is valuable for the upbringing of your child. I selected these items not only for their educational value but also for bringing the fear of God closer to your child.

Thanks for reading folks.
All the best and good luck making your child a God-Warrior!

Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Readers: I like to share a very personal prayer with y’all.

Dear God!

As a good Christian, I know that you don’t make mistakes. Your wisdom does not have any borders. Your knowledge is endless. Please give others the strength to accept the fact that some things appear to be wrong, but are in fact right. You created the world, you founded America, you created me and you created the ugly chinamen. Everything you do, O’Lord, you do for a good reason. I know that and I want to thank you for it. I love you with all my heart.

Amen

Let America have a cup of Jesus. The one who had a cup of You will never stop loving you.

Thank you for protecting America, your own country. Thank you for giving us wealth and prosperity. Thank you for giving us the strength to beat the terrorist towelheads!

Please continue to bless us. Please let this blog continue to grow. Please help us to spread your glory, your message of hope and compassion. Only once everybody had a good Cup of Jesus there will be peace on earth.

Amen,
Shelley

Heavenly Father

We pray for the women of the world

That they be kept safe and away from politics where they cannot be assasinated

We pledge to you that we will do our best to make sure that our wives and daughters are shown how much we value them as the helpers that you charged them to be in the Garden of Eden

When they make a meal, we will include them in our supper prayers thanking them for making that meal

When they get the laundry done on time and without no complaining, we’ll thank them for that, too

When we come home from a long hard day of the work that allows them to stay home all day talking on the phone or watching TV, we promise to not criticize them for doing nothing but gaining weight all day long

Help us to help them help themselves and help their daughters from the pressures of the feminazis and women’s fibbers that say they oughta be just like a man and get shot in the neck just like that towelhead women in Packystan and the dothead in India

Let them be satisfied, Lord, support the men who love them and from whose body they came

Amen

Heavenly Father

We beesech you to remove from us the stain left behind by the piece of human excrement that is Rick Warren.

How long, Lord, must your faithful flock put up with his demonic and Satanic need to destroy all that is holy and sacred in this world.? He is as the serpent, beguiling and persuasive, pleasing to the eye,? with a honeyed tounge that drips with lies and falsehood. ?He claims to love You and Your Son, Jesus Christ?even as?he pour salt on the slugs of those Christians too weak, stupid and foolish to discern between the word of Rick Warren and The Word of God.

And now, oh Lord, he has invited an evil lesbian, homo-loving?Wiccan high priestess into his so-called “church” to spread the word of Satan in sacred space that ought to be Your dominion alone.? Inviting Hillary Clinton into a church is the same thing as inviting an atheist?vegan into a pig roast – they don’t belong there and won’t keep their dumb mouths shut about how horrible they think pork-lovers are.? And while few people will listen, some will and begin to infect other honest, pork-eating men and women until at the next pork roast all the pork will be replaced by toe-food.

We humbly ask You to physically pluck the heart from any and all who attend Rick Warren’s foul and sinful Global Summit on AIDS.? You sent AIDS to punish mankind for its wickedness.? And You gave us the solution.? It doesn’t involve condoms.? It doesn’t involve drugs.? It involve the simplest solution that Rick Warren’s ego and money driven ministry refuses to consider – To stop being gay and to stop having sex outside of wedlock and for non-procreative purposes.

The reward for following Your plan is life and ever-lasting life after we die.

The penalty for disobedience of Your word is death and Hell.

Send Rick Warren to the Hell he so richly deserves and fill his Hell, not with delicious pork but with toe-food.

Amen

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Grant us the wisdom to cast the scales from our eyes and allow us to see things as they are

Too often we go through life looking at the world through the glasses of habit, unaware that our eyes have weakened and to see the world as You created it our prescription needs to updated

We look at the eye chart of Your grace and the little E thing that we once readily knew pointed up towards Heaven now looks blurry and unclear

Sometimes an astigmatism of Satan warps our vision of Your perfect love or a cataract of wickedness films over our eyes making it hard to see You

Sinful sodomites throw their wicked feces at our faces trying to give us spiritual pink eye and we find that after waking the puss all but cements our eyes shut to Your glory

Oh, Lord, we beg You? to always keep the boric acid of Your love next to?the saline solution of Your Son Jesus Christ in the medicine cabinet of our faith

We long to gaze with devotion at the crisp, well-defined features of Your face and to make out every strand of hair on Your flowing silver beard and the ruddy complexion of Jesus

Help us to see You, Lord, every single day of our lives

Do not let us stray down the path towards wickedness, sodomy, pedophilia and Satan worship that Pat Robertson, Paul Weyrich and Bob Jones seem to be headed towards

Amen

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Heavenly Father

Today we thank You for the coming writer’s strike and the blessed silence it will bring

It is Your gift to Your faithful flock that no new sin will see the?light of day; that no new profanity will curse the airwaves damning innocent children to Hell; that no new scenes of lustful, immoral sexual intercourse can pervert our children’s mind; that no new images of graphic violence will reach our children’s eyes; that no new “jokes” promoting the homosexual agenda or tearing down the greatest president America ever had will fall on unsuspecting ears

Lord, we hope that You will extend this strike for as long as it takes for every so-called “writer” in America to starve to the point of death or acceptance of Your Son, Jesus Christ, who died for the sins they perpetrate on the American public on a daily and nightly basis.

We also pray that you will extend this strike until the Jews that run the media go broke and are forced to sell everything in Hollywood to VCY America who will produce only Christ-centered entertainment that glorifes Your name.

Thank You for allowing us this chance to change Hollywood’s name to HolyWord.

Amen