You may have heard of the new TV show “My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic” – this series is aimed at young girls. According to the liberal-biased encyclopedia Wikipedia, “The show has been critically praised for its humor and moral outlook” – but is that really the case? Recently Shelley Goodman and I watched a few episodes of this series and found a great deal that responsible pro-family parents should be concerned about.

STR Fact-Sheet: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animal-fantasy animation series aimed at girls aged 5 to 12. Originally launched in the 1980s, it has become popular again due to strong artistic direction and and more “edgy” themes. We feel that viewer caution should be advised, especially in the case of young children who have not yet been re-born in Christ. The show includes troubling themes such as the occult, paganism and witchcraft.

The show tells the story of six “ponies” and their various adventures. Anybody who has spent time working with livestock will confirm that these are unrealistic depictions of horses and ponies. Were the lack of realism the only problem we would have no objections to allowing this show on TV, however we found a great many more issues:

• The depiction of ponies in this series is un-biblical. According to the Bible (Gen 1:26) man has been given dominion over all beasts (including ponies), and thus the portrayal of these worker-animals as talking intelligent creatures with their own will and personality is clearly in contradiction to God’s teaching.  We would have preferred to see a more realistic portrayal of God’s creation, for example showing young men and women working the land with their ponies just as God intended. As everybody knows, Man (created in God’s image) is the only life on earth born with a soul, and capable of moral reasoning. To suggest that ponies might also have souls undermines the entire basis of the Christian Bible.

Disturbing- is this show suitable for yong girls?

• The show is created by a young woman named Lauren Faust – if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power. It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen Ms Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear.
• From what we can tell, the ponies do not seem to have any belief in God. There was not one single reference to Christianity, Jesus or the Holy Bible in any of the episodes we watched. There were countless references to paganism, the occult and black-magic. We are concerned that watching this show might encourage young girls to experiment with the dark arts. We advise any parents who suspect their child has seen this show to consult their pastor.

Typical female My Little Pony fans: Is this an acceptable way for a young woman to dress?

• While ponies are certainly real animals, and unicorns definitly did exist (Job 39:9-12), “Pegasus Ponies” appear to be a creature found only in ancient greek pagan religions. We do not understand why Hasbro felt the need to include this obviously false pagan hogwash other than to cause further confusion in the minds of young girls.
• The show presents a biblically incorrect cosmology. Starting with the very first episode it claims that the sun and the moon’s motion is caused by a pair of winged unicorns. This is wrong as the Bible states that the motion of the planets is due to God’s will alone.
• The show is socialist: Various ponies appear to practice trades (for example Pinkie-Pie is a baker, Rarity is a seamstress and Twilight Sparkle is an occultist), and yet they do not appear to charge for their services (even the satanic Ms Sparkle), this is a model of a communist society envisaged by Marx. There’s no money or entrepreneurship. Is this an acceptable role model for young girls?
• In a number of episodes the Pegasus Pony Rainbow-Dash is seen controlling the weather. Young people should know that only God has the power to influence our environment (Psalms 148:8, Jonah 1:4). This is yet another blatant lie intended to corrupt American girls.

Who controls the weather? Most leading scholars agree that only God can control storms – however this show wants us to believe that a blue pony has God’s power!

If these were the only faults in the series, I might conclude that Hasbro were ignorant dupes however there is a great deal more to be concerned with. In Episode 23 “The Cutie Mark Chronicles” three young ponies calling themselves “The Cutie Mark Crusaders” go on a quest to find a magical picture for their hind-quarters. The fact that they have called themselves “Crusaders” is ironic given that their quest seems to have nothing to do with Christ! Any child viewing this episode might conclude that our savior died so that you can have a tatoo on your your butt!

The Cutie-Mark Crusaders? If they are not crusading for Christ, then who? This is a question that all responsible parents should ask.

We found this show very disappointing – as with any product from the liberal media you should never believe the hype. Time and time again the show’s producers passed up the opportunity to deliver a moral message grounded in Biblical values in favor of cheap entertainment. We do not doubt the show’s popularity amongst secular audiences however they have a great deal more work to do if they want to create something as successful as  the excellent Veggie-Tales.

If only this were not the most disturbing aspect of the show: It may seem astonishing and implausible but there is a growing group of older male fans of this show. They call themselves “Bronies” – many of the web-resources dedicated to the show are built by these bronies in order to attract more children to the show. While there are no doubt some male fans who enjoy the show for their own personal reasons, we should all be suspicious of a grown men who watch cartoons!

What can you do to stop My Little Pony:

• Ask your children whether they have seen this cartoon – if they have read from the instructive Bible passages referenced above to correct any misconceptions they may have learned from the show.
• Explain to your daughter that ponies do not have souls – they are merely beasts of burden. Explain that it is sinful and unbiblical to think otherwise. Help your children understand what real ponies are like: Take them to a farm or your local petting zoo. Explain to your child that real ponies were created by God, not Lauren Faust!
• Warn your children away from older men who like My Little Pony – they are almost certainly pederasts or perverts. Explain to your kids that if they ever meet a “brony” they are to tell a responsible adult such as your pastor or a fellow church-going parent.
• Whenever you see an episode of this cartoon on the Internet, “Flag” it as harmful. Do whatever you can to get this content off the internet.
• And most importantly: Prayer – together with Jesus we can get this sick filth of the TV

Yours in Christ,

James Goddard Jr

Friends, we should all now follow the example of our patriotic friend who became God’s instrument of justice in purging the state of Arizona of it’s liberal sickness. Let us all follow his example and take up arms against the liberal elite who are determined to destroy our freedom!

60 Minutes D&D Expose (part 1): in this 1985 shocker, the investigative journalist television show ’60 Minutes’ takes on and exposes the hard facts about the ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death cult.

Did the ’60 Minutes’ show accomplish what it set out to? Yes, there’s no doubt that ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is a dangerous game chock-full of subliminal messages designed to destroy the moral sanctity of the Christian family. Filled with demons, and dragons, and dragon-demons and drugs and role and gender-swapping, ‘D&D’ is a moral cesspit that is essentially a gateway straight to Hell.

60 Minutes D&D Expose (part 2): not only did ’60 Minutes’ prove the disturbing behavior ‘D&D’ addicts have, they were able to convert several members of the D&D gang to Christianity after showing them the error of their ways.

At STR we found that of the 12 teenagers who were filmed in this show playing ‘D&D’ 5 have since murdered people and are serving indefinite sentences, 3 are addicted to marihuana and are living as junkies on the streets, another 3 have have sex-change operations and only 1 (who repented and became a Christian) managed to find work and successfully complete high school. Just because this televised program is from 1985 doesn’t mean it’s not completely pertinent today: all the same terrible scenarios mentioned in this program are happening across America right now. If you or your loved ones play Dungeons & dragons do the right thing, just stop participating and burn all your ‘monster manuals’. Better yet, next time your friends want to play ‘D&D’ show-up but bring the only ‘manual’ they’ll ever need to read: the Bible!

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:

• Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.”
• Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.
• They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.
• They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.
• They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.
• They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.
• They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.
• They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.
• They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.

So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?

What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?

Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?

Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.

Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?

Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.

Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.

In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.

We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry’s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom… in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

BillyBob Neck who does all of our computer-work just me with with some frightening news: The latest computer virus from the communist Mexico goes by the name of “Wave”. According to the word’s leading computer experts this virus is scheduled to go-critical within the next few hours. It’s possible that in the next 48 hours you will receive an email purportedly containing an invite to use a service called “Google Wave” – it’s fictitious. It’s possible that this invitation will appear to be a message from a friend or family member. It’s just what we computer-people call “social engineering”

The virus is named after the “Mexican Wave” – a hint to the country of it’s origin. These clever Mexican hackers have taken over many of the word’s email systems by taking advantage of vulnerabilities in the Linux operating system placed in the computer program by their Chinese communist allies.

According to Billy if you open the email your CPU will be put into an Nth dimensional binary loop which could make it fail. if you leave your computer unattended all your work will be destroyed and next time you boot up all you will see is a message which says “Welcome to Linux… you have been Haxxored”. If you are foolish enough to run the computer it will contain a “Spyware” which allows Barrack Hussein Obama and the muslim new-world-order to spy on you.

The safest thing to do is simply delete the mail as soon as you receive it. Better still, leave your computer switched off for the next 24 hours. It’s the only way to be 100% safe.

JG

What could be more patriotic than celebrating the product of true American industry. As I am sure you know Microsoft Windows is one of the greatest computer programs ever written: Without it nobody would be able to operate their computer. Simple tasks such as browsing the Internet or searching for Bible scriptures would be completely impossible. Microsoft have been blazing the way since they invented the first ever operating system.

We’d like to congratulate our friends at Microsoft, and also our patriotic Windows using friends in ShelleyPAC. All fully paid-up ShelleyPAC members will be receiving their official invite to Shelley’s party. if you want to attend the ShelleyTheRepublican launch party remember to login to our premium site to collect your e-invitation. Please note that this event is open to true Americans and patriots only: No negroes, homosexals or immigrants are welcome. We are not racist, we simply wish this event for the patriotic American families who wish to attend.

I expect our party will be something like this:

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

We thank You for the true Americans that remind us how to be Americans in America
We thank You for their patriotism
We thank You for giving them the courage and strength to tell the TRUTH to those without ears to hear or eyes to see
We thank You for World Net Daily for not allowing Barack Osama Homo bin Laden to think he’s getting away with not showing his long form birth certificate, college transcripts, library receipts and list of commie organizations he belongs to
We thank You for Michelle Bachman leading the charge to not only purge commies from the government but forming The Slits to stop socialism in the nation You created
And while we thank You, too, for Glenn Beck’s fearless and real smartness about the commie symbols no one else knows about, we ask You to enter his heart so he can become a Christian and not a Mor(m)on

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Heavenly Father,

In Your magnificent wisdom
You saw fit to rid the world of the evil, murderous drunken senior senator from Sodomy Central, Edward M. Kennedy and sent him to Hell where he belongs

In doing so, You struck a blow against a socialist healthcare system that would lead to a socialist food distribution center that would lead to a socialist cap and tax system  that would lead to the destruction of America through socialism

We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood, as Gov. Huckabee did, that the socialist healthcare system he fought for would have killed him as surely as it would have killed Stephen Hawking

We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood that Jesus’ message was not that all layabouts and ne’er-do-wells should get a free ride at somebody’s else expense

Finally, Lord, we pray that as he lay on his death bed, a bottle of whiskey at his side, begging and pleading for Your mercy the last thing he heard was Your strong clear voice telling him that Satan was waiting for him

Amen

God is Love!
www.billybobneck.com

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen

The other day my daughter had some of her friends sleeping over. I noticed to my horror that one of the kids had brought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice-cream. “Young girl”, I asked sternly, “where did you get this from?”

“From the Mall,” She replied – “I saved up my week’s allowance so we could all share it”.

Obviously these kids had not read the news about the abomination and travesty of the constitution which had been unleashed in the formerly great-state of Vermont. I undertood that these kids need to keep their innocence until the day they are married, but just then Jesus helped me realize how I could teach these young girls a powerful life-lesson that they would remember for the rest of their lives.

“Give me that tub of ice cream”, I said to the young girl, “So tell me about this stuff?”

“It’s got chocoloate and cones -”

“And nuts and vanila”, chimed in another girl.

“It’s real tasty”, said a third, “can we have it back?”

“Not just yet – now let me just set the ice-cream down here. Kids, do you know where this stuff is made?”, I asked.

“Vermont”

“Yes, that’s right – it comes from a place far away in the north-east called Vermont where only a few weeks ago they ruled that homosexuals should be given the right to marry just like your mommy and daddy. That means in the state of vermont they all think your mommy and daddy are queers… so lets just heap a bunch of these cigarette butts into your ice-cream to represent the faggots and homos who are fornicating in that corrupted state”

“Next, just think about all the sinfulness that’s going on right now in Vermont. I can just imagine Jesus looking down and seeing all that sin going on and shedding a tear. Molly, wont you fetch me that cat-litter tray? I’m going to add a heap of this dirty cat-litter to the ice-cream to represent all the sin and godlessness in Vermont”

“Finally, take a look at the fellow on the carton – I ain’t going to say his name just in case you kids get crazy ideas, but let me just say that he went on TV and mocked George W. Bush, the greatest president that ever lived. Suzie, what do you call a fellow who betrays his president at a time of war?”

“Uh… a rat?”

“Exactly!”

And with that I fetched up the remains of a rat which the cat had dragged into our house that morning, placing it on top of the cigarette-buts, dirty kitty-litter and the melting ice-cream.

“So girls, do you want your ice-cream back?”

“No way mister Goddard” they all cried in unison – they had truly learnt their lesson. But have you? What would you say if an aquaintance of yours offered you a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream? Would you eat it or reject it? According to the Bible the correct thing to do is to thow it in the garbage:

Next time somebody offers you a scoop of Ben & Jerry’s vermont Ice-Cream, imagine they just asked to sodomize you and your kids while videoing it for a “gay interest” channel watched by French homos . Then tell them what you think about it.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

One of the things that makes America special, what lets America stand out from all the other nations is our strong belief in morals and values according to the Bible. We are not like them smelly French, them radical Germans or them communist Russians. We believe that we have to live like God wants us to live and we know that all good comes from the never-ending wisdom of the Lord Jesus Christ.

The delicate fabric of American society is held together by morals and religion. Unfortunately this structure gets weaker by the day. All the worse that some media types try to weaken and destroy it whatever it costs.

Katy Perry’s full frontal attack on morals and decency is the latest example of the hateful liberal agenda under Obama rule. The British singer just recently released an album called “Ur so gay”. On this album is a song called “I kissed a Girl (and I liked it)“. The song promotes lesbian activities not only ungodly but hardcore pornographical to the point where a decent person just can’t stand it and has to shut off the tape recorder. Ms. Perry allowed herself to become a tool for the advancement of the radical gay agenda.

Part of the song lyrics read:

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

The situation is very serious. Thousands of young impressionable girls are taught that kissing other girls is not only OK but right and decent. And God knows it’s not right and not OK. It’s an express ticket to HELL!

Our good friends at Focus on the Family have issued an urgent warning saying that: “The destruction of morals come with rhythmic ecstasy and wears a pink dress.”

Friends, we have to hit back as hard as we can. We can not allow this filth to destroy our family.

We at ShelleyTheRepublican demand the prosecution of Katy Perry and other whores of the Gay Agenda to be dealt with according to the laws of the Bible. I’m talking public stoning, Folks!

Thanks for reading.

Your truly,
Shelley N. Goodman, Elk River, Idaho

It goes without saying that God is the judge of us all, but until Jesus returns to earth to judge the naked and the dead (and if they’re naked it’s pretty much assured that they’re going to Hell) then you, and NOT Barney Frank, are the right man for the job. How dare he call you a homophobe!? This “politically correct” term is used simply to demonize those who hate gay people. I hate broccoli. Does that make me a broccoli-phobe? According to Mr. Barney Frank, I guess that it does. I guess you’d better just ship me off to Barack HUSSIEN Obama’s food re-education camps that he’s setting up even as we speak. What kind of country has America become when you are forced to not only eat but to enjoy hummus? I guess you can call it “change” but I, for one, do not believe in it.

You well know, sir, that God founded America to spread democracy and the English language throughout the rest of the world. If this isn’t true, then why was the Bible written in English?! (And, parenthetically, thanks to President Bush Iraquis are now beginning to put u’s after q’s the way they’re supposed to. Mission accomplished!) As you said so eloquently in your dissent against the decision to let Texas become an openly homosexual state, the "agenda promoted by some homosexual activists [is] directed at eliminating the moral opprobrium that has traditionally attached to homosexual conduct." If I was a smarter man, I’d understand all of those words but it seems pretty clear that you understand that the homosexual agenda wants nothing more than to make all heterosexuals get divorced and force them to “marry” someone of their own sex. We know this to be true because Dr. Dobson and the Rev. Ted Haggard have told us so.

What’s less known, and the reason for this letter, is that all of this is being driven by the powerful Unitarian Universalist lobby in Congress. How do we know this? All you have to do is follow the money. Who stands to gain from homosexual marriage and the destruction of the moral fabric of our society? Unitarians, that’s who. Besides Satanists, Unitarians are the only other “religion” that performs “same-sex” ceremonies. Thus, the Unitarians stand to gain untold riches from fulfilling Satan’s plan of turning America from a once proud and powerful capitalistic country bursting with nuclear weapon capabilities into a filthy, third world hippie commune overseen by Charles Manson. Was Jesus killed by the Jews for this? I think not.

I’d like to personally thank you for standing up for the American values of traditional marriage and Christianity as laid out in the Constitution of this great country of ours. I’d also like to thank you for helping Justice Thomas get comfortable with a job that seemed to be pretty much over his head. Fortunately, you’ve told him how to vote and everything has worked out for the best.

In closing, let me just say that you are my favorite Supreme Court Justice even though you’re a Catholic and you can look forward to my vote in 2012 to keep you on the court!

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
www.Shelleytherepublican.com