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Friends,

We should congratulate ourselves; Evil pro-islamic campaigner Cindy Sheehan has resigned from the Democratic party, and has committed to giving up her opposition to George W. Bush’s sensible plans to bring freedom and Christianity to the Iraquis!

Did Cindy Sheehan hate America? Why else would she have given her support to Al-Queda? Finally she has come to her senses, and that is why she has been crossed-off God’s Hitlist.

STR.com has long campaigned against this evil traitor; And one way or another we knew that our Prayers to stop her Anti-American hate-speech would be answered. It looks like Jesus has done something about her: a miracle has occurred. Cindy has given up her hateful campaign against freedom, she’s stopped disrespecting our democratically elected Christian President and most of all she has renounced the people who hate America most: The Democrats.

I, for one wondered why Cindy didn’t give up last year when God smote her with a “gynocological condition”; Most people who find themselves in hospital use it as an opportunity to think why it is that God has sent them there. God in his mercy did not see fit to kill her, possibly because he wanted her to be an example of how the power of prayer can turn a person away from evil, and towards the light.

Is Sheehan ready to renounce her criminal ways? With God’s help, yes: STR.com and YOUR prayers were instrumental in turning this woman from her old ways of evil. Let’s hope she’ll start working
on flattening her stomach so that she can find a new husband.

Cindy has promised to spend more time in the home, looking after her family; A sentiment that we can all agree with, because this is a woman’s proper role. If Cindy can keep to her word, we will be able to cross her name from God’s hit-list; and this will be a great day on heaven and earth!

Yours in Christ,

Tristan

The sodomite’s over at some podcast called Puckertime, which might be a NAMBLA reference, tried to take old Billy Bob to the woodshed a couple of days ago by doing a show making fun of Jesus and me.? Of course, they just come?off sounding like the liberal idiots they are.?

Well, they asked me to come on their show and do an interview and after talking with Jesus, he said go ahead.? The results are just what you’d expect – vile and embarassing.

WARNING – If you listen to any of their shows, keep in mind that they are liberals and cannot complete a sentence without swearing.

I’ll talk a little more about this later, but I gotta drive the Truth Truck today and stop the pre-born from being murdered.

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/audio/billybobinterviewsto.mp3

God is Love!

BBN

Dear Shelley:
First, let me say how much I appreciate your website. I was not interested in politics at all before I found ShelleyTheRepublican, but now I am! I joined the Republican Party and work hard to get Republicans elected.

There is one dark spot in my life though. My girlfriend Sarah is a liberal. She listens to WDOD-AM 1310 AM in Chattanooga. They bring such crap like the “Springer on the Radio” (yes, Jerry Springer) and other leftwing stuff. We have a lot of fights because of that.

I admit it, Shelley, I sometimes beat my girl. I don’t know she is just to difficult sometimes. Nothing serious, though, I just slap her around a little. The last time our f*cking neighbors called the police, we have been arrested and had to see the judge. Judge McCarren was quite a cool guy though. I told him that I love my Sarah, but she is a liberal and listens to this America-hating crap. He told me that he also has a liberal in the family and knows what it’s like.

Well to make a long story short: After I told the judge about your website and your “Adopt a liberal” program we all made a deal. I adopted my (still) liberal girlfriend! The judge said I cannot beat her up anymore but I can tell her what she can do and what not. Of course I told her right away that she could not listen to this leftwing sh*t anymore.

Thanks to you we now have a great relationship. Thanks very much!

That’s us, a happy couple, thanks to you!

Yours,
Josh, TN

Hi Josh

Shelley

Dear Friends
All liberals are dangerous to America. They don’t adhere to American values, they hate the idea of freedom and they are basically on the side of the terrorist killers and want to see America destroyed. This fact alone would justify to incarcerate all liberals. I suggested long ago to create some kind of conversion camp style prison for liberals to help them to overcome this sickness of mind: Liberalism.

Most liberals come right out and attach themselves to the democ-rat party. The worst kind of ‘lib’ though claims to be “independent” or “progressive”. Shelly of the ultra leftwing communist podcast “Citizen Against Lies is one of those liberals.

In her podcast she openly admits to be a “socialist” and demands such crazy stuff like “free food and healthcare for all”. I ask you: If this would ever pass, where is the need for lazy liberal bums to work at all?

We urge you to give up your podcast, Shelly. Do it, before it’s to late. We, the writers for this website hereby adopt you.

Shelley Goodman

Week 26:
Shelly of the Citizen Against Lies Podcast Show

Audio Sample

Urgency level: Very High

Their sins:

• Insulting and hateful speech towards our leader, George W. Bush.
• Indecency (dirty language)
• Spreading of hateful communist ideas.

Chances of her getting to Heaven if she repents her sins: 75%

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST WE HEREBY ADOPT SHELLY.

We (the ShelleyTheRepublican writer team) promise to pray for her immortal soul.

Their sins:

• Blasphemy
• Indecency (dirty sexual references in their podcasts and activity in the phone sex business)
• Hateful speech against America

Chances of them getting to Heaven if they repent their sins: 45%

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST WE HEREBY ADOPT TWILIGHT AND THEBES.

We promise to pray for their immortal soul.