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It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors of Shelley The Republican that certain homosexual, liberal and other such European-oriented persons have attempted to smear our pristine reputation as defenders of ALL life with the base and baseless insinuation that, in some way, we were responsible for the death of the immoral mass murderer, George Tiller the Baby Killer.

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen

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What has the new negro president given us so far?

1. Millions of murdered (aborted) babies around the world.
2. A massive Tax increase.
3. Trillions of dollars in gifts to the super-wealthy liberals.
4. More hatred towards the white majority.

Reversed racism is racism, too, Mr. “President”. You made it very clear that you don’t like white people but now you are going too far!

The nomination of Mexican bigot and racist Sonia Sotomayor has shocked America to the core. Ms. Sotomayor has stated repeatedly that she will rule in favor of other Mexicans no matter what!

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich branding her a racist and saying she should withdraw.

Gingrich today joined the chorus of conservatives such as Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, who called Sotomayor a “reverse racist.”

The accusations are aimed at comments Sotomayor made during a 2001 lecture at the University of California-Berkeley. Referring to former Justice Sandra Day O’Connor’s saying that “a wise old man and wise old woman will reach the same conclusion in deciding cases,” Sotomayor said, “I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.” Source: ABC News

How dare she doing this to us? We paid for her education. We gave her jobs through our affirmative action programs and this is how she thanks us? I ain’t saying beaners aren’t good gardeners or nannies but they should not decide over the life of white people, especially not if they have already announced that they hate white people.

I hope you liberals are happy. Obama is in the process of destroying America and it’s all your fault! You just make me sick!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Friends there’s been a lot of talk about the ’shministim ‘, the group that goes by the silly moniker of ‘Jewish voices for Peace’ . They’re a group of Israeli self-loathing ‘conscientious objectors’ who want to use sedition and pacifist conspiracy to destroy Israel from within. These vicious ’shministim’ gangsters need to be stopped!

Anti-Semitism at it’s Worst: Why do the ’shministim’ hate Israel so much they’re willing to have peace with the Palestinians? Palestinians are dangerous land-grabbing murderers, constantly plotting from their armed fortresses of West Bank and Gaza to destroy Israel.

Israel is America’s bulwark against the Islamofascist hordes threatening to destroy civilization: this is why the US gives over 3 times the amount spent by most NATO countries to Israel. Simply put we have no choice: Jews may have brutally killed Jesus, but forgiveness and tolerance are the hallmark of Christian Republican America. As our good friends and Shelley-PAC donors at Jews for Jesus and AIPAC have said, we need to keep financing Israel and settlement expansion or the terrorists will have won.

Some people argue that Israelis who take trillions in American taxpayer handouts are freeloading bums: this is completely false and unfair. As Christians we need to respect Jewish traditions, and accepting free money is one of judaism’s oldest ones. Whether the Federal Reserve or the multi-billion dollar porn industry, it’s customary they congregate in quick-buck easy-money enterprises around the globe, it’s just the way it is, and it’s not for us to comment on. If jewish lawyers from the ACLU criticized our homemade American tradition of apple pie and lighting crosses on fire on black people’s lawns, would we accept that? Of course not, good white Christians have been doing it since the dawn of time, it’s true-blue Americana and it’s a part of our cultural tradition. Plain as plain.

Peace at last, Palestinian criminal and Israeli defender: This photograph shows what America’s financial commitment to peace in the middle east can accomplish: with enough weaponry and ammunition the Palestinian scourge can be eradicated once and for all, bringing a final solution to the muslim infestation.

Let me ask you this Shministim thugs: you took America’s money but now you don’t want to kill any ragheads? You’re either cowards or double-crossing rats! Good to see you’ve brought shame to every Israeli who will gladly accept whatever money they get given, regardless of what they have to do for it. What makes you ’shministim’ so special?

While here at STR we refuse to condone threats or violence of any kind it needs to be stated: the real ‘Jews for peace’ live in settlements in the West Bank and Gaza, carry loaded assault rifles, have a kill-on-sight any Palestinian they see attitude, and will do whatever it takes to rid the Holy Lands of the Islamofascist menace even if it means having to suffer through accidental mishaps like dropping white phosphorous on Palestinian civilians. As Christians we must do whatever we can to support this, it’s the least we can do, besides paying for all of it like we are already. And with enough good work the Rapture will finally occur, sending all good Christians (Jews and Muslims not included) to Heaven for all eternity.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

It might shock you but sometimes I doubt the wisdom of our Republican leadership. Why do we allow those filthy illegal immigrants to invade and damage our holy Homeland? Why don’t we enforce the laws and kick them out? Why don’t we use new detention centers to incarcerate them and force them into labor to let them pay for the damages they have done? There ain’t no reason at all not do deal with them parasites!

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants are responsible for:

• -70% of all drive-by shootings
• -65% of all homicides
• -59% of all violent crimes
• -75% of all car thefts
• -69% of all armed robberies

Even though they only account for 12% of the total population!!!

Illegal immigrants are a heavy burden on your social services. They occupy most of the emergency rooms 24/7, because they always have fights and are drunk and get injured. Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar. Illegal immigrants keep the police busy, so they don’t have time to protect our Homeland. Illegal immigrants occupy 65% of all prison cells in America. The children of illegal immigrants are blocking our public school system by not even speaking English! One more reason to finally implement home-schooling! Illegal immigrants are too stupid to know when they are too drunk to drive and cause many deadly accidents in America.

Stupid, dumbass Mexicans driving drunk and killing Americans!
Just look at them! How stupid they look, how stupid they act!
Why do we allow this kind of human waste in our homeland?

Read more about immigrants causing deadly car accidents here!

Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!

Yes, entering America illegally is “PROHIBIDO”, but do you think they respect our laws? No, they don’t. They are dirty criminals and we Americans are stupid idiots for not enforcing our own laws!

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants have no morals:

• -49% of all illegal aliens have left they family behind, not taking care of their own is a sin against God!
• -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their lifetime!
• -45% of all illegal children are born as bastards because their parents are too stupid to get married first!
• -95% of all illegal immigrants are Catholics and Catholicism is a false religion as we know!
• 44% of all illegal immigrants have homosexual tendencies.

You might ask: “Well Shelley, what can we do about the plague of illegal immigrants?”
Worry not, my friends. The Republican Party is the party of IDEALS & IDEAS!

Here is what you can do to clean up America:

• Report illegal immigrants!
• Confront employers of illegals!
• Educate yourself about illegal immigration!

The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It’s your right as an American. The next time you enter a Burger King and you see illegals standing around with their fingers in their nose (as they love to do so much!), demand to see the manager and let him show you the proper papers. If he can’t come up with any, call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Department! And most important, never, ever hire illegals yourself. If you need a good nanny or a babysitter or a cleaning lady or a maid, there are plenty as well qualified white American girls on the job market by now. They do a much better job, they don’t spit in your food, they don’t abuse your children and they don’t stink as illegals do.

Let’s make America a cleaner, friendlier place!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

The sources for this article are: USCIS.gov, gallup.com, nytimes.com, wikipedia.org, foxnews.com & wordnetdaily.com. Picture sources: wordnetdaily.com and uscis.gov

American motorcycles are the way they should be: Cool looking, loud and very powerful. America loves Harley Davidson, Indian, Boss Hoss and Buell. Motorcycles have what others don’t: The American spirit, a spirit of freedom and wealth and the beautiful feeling of being superior to other less fortunate nations.

As with all good things, motorcycles also became a target of the hateful, stupid gay agenda. What happens when a homosexual starts to “design” (or pervert) motorbikes?
That’s right: He gives at less power than a hair dryer, makes it look like another gay man and paints it pink. It’s just sickening.

If I had a say in that matter I would just plain ban all sorts of scooters. If you want to drive on two wheels you have to do it with style!

Damn you, homosexuals! Why do you have to keep undermining the American Way of Life?

Friends,

The other day my daughter had some of her friends sleeping over. I noticed to my horror that one of the kids had brought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice-cream. “Young girl”, I asked sternly, “where did you get this from?”

“From the Mall,” She replied – “I saved up my week’s allowance so we could all share it”.

Obviously these kids had not read the news about the abomination and travesty of the constitution which had been unleashed in the formerly great-state of Vermont. I undertood that these kids need to keep their innocence until the day they are married, but just then Jesus helped me realize how I could teach these young girls a powerful life-lesson that they would remember for the rest of their lives.

“Give me that tub of ice cream”, I said to the young girl, “So tell me about this stuff?”

“It’s got chocoloate and cones -”

“And nuts and vanila”, chimed in another girl.

“It’s real tasty”, said a third, “can we have it back?”

“Not just yet – now let me just set the ice-cream down here. Kids, do you know where this stuff is made?”, I asked.

“Vermont”

“Yes, that’s right – it comes from a place far away in the north-east called Vermont where only a few weeks ago they ruled that homosexuals should be given the right to marry just like your mommy and daddy. That means in the state of vermont they all think your mommy and daddy are queers… so lets just heap a bunch of these cigarette butts into your ice-cream to represent the faggots and homos who are fornicating in that corrupted state”

“Next, just think about all the sinfulness that’s going on right now in Vermont. I can just imagine Jesus looking down and seeing all that sin going on and shedding a tear. Molly, wont you fetch me that cat-litter tray? I’m going to add a heap of this dirty cat-litter to the ice-cream to represent all the sin and godlessness in Vermont”

“Finally, take a look at the fellow on the carton – I ain’t going to say his name just in case you kids get crazy ideas, but let me just say that he went on TV and mocked George W. Bush, the greatest president that ever lived. Suzie, what do you call a fellow who betrays his president at a time of war?”

“Uh… a rat?”

“Exactly!”

And with that I fetched up the remains of a rat which the cat had dragged into our house that morning, placing it on top of the cigarette-buts, dirty kitty-litter and the melting ice-cream.

“So girls, do you want your ice-cream back?”

“No way mister Goddard” they all cried in unison – they had truly learnt their lesson. But have you? What would you say if an aquaintance of yours offered you a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream? Would you eat it or reject it? According to the Bible the correct thing to do is to thow it in the garbage:

Next time somebody offers you a scoop of Ben & Jerry’s vermont Ice-Cream, imagine they just asked to sodomize you and your kids while videoing it for a “gay interest” channel watched by French homos . Then tell them what you think about it.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

In the same week that the commie Koreans manage to build a missile capable of sending a bomb as far as the USA,  the state of Vermont has announced that it’s going to allow the homos to marry each other. Wouldn’t it be great if the Koreans just launched all their nukes at Vermont? We could solve two problems in one go… end Homosexuality and disarm the Koreans.

Yours in Christ,

JG

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One of the things that makes America special, what lets America stand out from all the other nations is our strong belief in morals and values according to the Bible. We are not like them smelly French, them radical Germans or them communist Russians. We believe that we have to live like God wants us to live and we know that all good comes from the never-ending wisdom of the Lord Jesus Christ.

The delicate fabric of American society is held together by morals and religion. Unfortunately this structure gets weaker by the day. All the worse that some media types try to weaken and destroy it whatever it costs.

Katy Perry’s full frontal attack on morals and decency is the latest example of the hateful liberal agenda under Obama rule. The British singer just recently released an album called “Ur so gay”. On this album is a song called “I kissed a Girl (and I liked it)“. The song promotes lesbian activities not only ungodly but hardcore pornographical to the point where a decent person just can’t stand it and has to shut off the tape recorder. Ms. Perry allowed herself to become a tool for the advancement of the radical gay agenda.

Part of the song lyrics read:

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

The situation is very serious. Thousands of young impressionable girls are taught that kissing other girls is not only OK but right and decent. And God knows it’s not right and not OK. It’s an express ticket to HELL!

Our good friends at Focus on the Family have issued an urgent warning saying that: “The destruction of morals come with rhythmic ecstasy and wears a pink dress.”

Friends, we have to hit back as hard as we can. We can not allow this filth to destroy our family.

We at ShelleyTheRepublican demand the prosecution of Katy Perry and other whores of the Gay Agenda to be dealt with according to the laws of the Bible. I’m talking public stoning, Folks!

Thanks for reading.

Your truly,
Shelley N. Goodman, Elk River, Idaho

Dear Mr. Justice Scalia

It goes without saying that God is the judge of us all, but until Jesus returns to earth to judge the naked and the dead (and if they’re naked it’s pretty much assured that they’re going to Hell) then you, and NOT Barney Frank, are the right man for the job. How dare he call you a homophobe!? This “politically correct” term is used simply to demonize those who hate gay people. I hate broccoli. Does that make me a broccoli-phobe? According to Mr. Barney Frank, I guess that it does. I guess you’d better just ship me off to Barack HUSSIEN Obama’s food re-education camps that he’s setting up even as we speak. What kind of country has America become when you are forced to not only eat but to enjoy hummus? I guess you can call it “change” but I, for one, do not believe in it.

You well know, sir, that God founded America to spread democracy and the English language throughout the rest of the world. If this isn’t true, then why was the Bible written in English?! (And, parenthetically, thanks to President Bush Iraquis are now beginning to put u’s after q’s the way they’re supposed to. Mission accomplished!) As you said so eloquently in your dissent against the decision to let Texas become an openly homosexual state, the "agenda promoted by some homosexual activists [is] directed at eliminating the moral opprobrium that has traditionally attached to homosexual conduct." If I was a smarter man, I’d understand all of those words but it seems pretty clear that you understand that the homosexual agenda wants nothing more than to make all heterosexuals get divorced and force them to “marry” someone of their own sex. We know this to be true because Dr. Dobson and the Rev. Ted Haggard have told us so.

What’s less known, and the reason for this letter, is that all of this is being driven by the powerful Unitarian Universalist lobby in Congress. How do we know this? All you have to do is follow the money. Who stands to gain from homosexual marriage and the destruction of the moral fabric of our society? Unitarians, that’s who. Besides Satanists, Unitarians are the only other “religion” that performs “same-sex” ceremonies. Thus, the Unitarians stand to gain untold riches from fulfilling Satan’s plan of turning America from a once proud and powerful capitalistic country bursting with nuclear weapon capabilities into a filthy, third world hippie commune overseen by Charles Manson. Was Jesus killed by the Jews for this? I think not.

I’d like to personally thank you for standing up for the American values of traditional marriage and Christianity as laid out in the Constitution of this great country of ours. I’d also like to thank you for helping Justice Thomas get comfortable with a job that seemed to be pretty much over his head. Fortunately, you’ve told him how to vote and everything has worked out for the best.

In closing, let me just say that you are my favorite Supreme Court Justice even though you’re a Catholic and you can look forward to my vote in 2012 to keep you on the court!

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
www.Shelleytherepublican.com

My dear Friends in Christ

There is no doubt in my mind that when Jesus comes back he will drive a Hummer or possibly a Cadillac Escalate. Why you ask? Because He can. Why would he choose to drive a Beetle? He ain’t gay! Why would He drive a Prius? He ain’t believing in the Global Warming scam!

Thinking people know that Global Warming is a liberal hoax, invented to make us abandon our American lifestyle. Liberals want us to be poor and uneducated because they think we don’t deserve a better life. That is why they are only buying foreign cars. Cars that are “good for the environment”.

Let me bring you some news you liberal morons: No car is “good” for the environment. Cars are just good for driving and in that respect some are better than others.

There is no reason to buy Tata or VW, if you can buy Chrysler or GMC!

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Liberalism is a sickness of the mind. How can one love the environment to the point of giving up ones own life? Sure you can drive a car that weighs less than uncle Bert after the thanksgiving diner, a cars with 45MPH top speed, a car that crushes you and your passengers even in mild car collisions. But for what? Global Warming? Give me a break (brake).

If you love your family, if you want your children to travel safely, you will buy an American made car. A car that reflects the wealth, the power and the superiority of American ingenuity.

I guess you noticed by now that I am a great car lover and God gave me a great gift: He let me grow up and live in the greatest car nation ever: USA!

We invented the car and every other invention to make the car even more fun: Automatic transmission, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, diesel engines and on and on and on.

The rest of the world should be happy we Americans even allow them to use our invention, even though they perverted it to the point where it even closer resembles a bicycle than a car.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Friends,

One reason why Obama hates America is that he believes that he is the descendant of slaves which once worked on the cotton-fields of America. According to leading historians it is this anger that drives Obama’s hatred of America – but did it ever happen? Was there slavery in America or is this yet another liberal fabrication intended to "guilt-trip" us white-folk into making yet more concessions towards the angry blacks.

What is going on here? A liberal might tell you that this is a photograph of a slave-holder being cruel to his slaves, but look again: This image has obviously been made on a photocopier a technology which did not exist before the Civil-War. Are we to believe this obviously faked evidence?

One thing I’ve learned about liberals is that they are quick to magic-up a scare story: For example did a liberal ever tell you that cigarettes are harmful? Last time a libtard told me to stop smoking I took a deep drag and blew smoke in the fool’s face and asked him "so why didn’t you die"? As with so many liberal myths the truth is often the diametric opposite of the fiction pedaled by the drive-by media. What I’m basically saying is that if the liberals were wrong about smoking, asbestos and global-warming might they also have been lying to us about slavery?

In the case of Obama’s beliefs, this is easily refuted: Mr. Obama is of Kenyan extraction and therefore had no American ancestors before he became an illegal immigrant. Nevertheless he and many of the liberals who support him continue to spread the lie of slavery. So why make up such a heinous slander about America? The Discovery Institute’s Michael Medved has the clearest answer:

Those who want to discredit the United States and to deny our role as history’s most powerful and pre-eminent force for freedom, goodness and human dignity invariably focus on America’s bloody past as a slave-holding nation.

It’s that simple – any time somebody talks about "Slavery in America" it’s because they want to discredit the good work we are doing. If you don’t believe me – tell me if it’s not just a coincidence that all those folks who want us to loose the war in Iraq also believe in American slavery.

Does it matter that liberals are spreading lies? What’s the worry if liberals distort history, after all they do it all the time every time they deny that Jesus founded the USA. Let me give you a reason why we have to kill this slavery myth immediately:

When Obama was running for the presidency one of the policies he was considering was a law that would allow any descendant of "slaves" to rape any white woman under the age of 18 without any legal consequence. This radical new law would act as a "get out of jail card" for any potential rapist wishing to get revenge. According to an Obama insider, our so-called President has decided to save this for this 2nd term of office by which time he presumes he will have destroyed America’s will to resist his evil plan.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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I don’t think anybody would disagree when I say Obama’s biggest enemy is the family. His policies directly harm and destroy the structure of Family and its very core: Life.

1. Obama is pro Homosexuality and pro “Gay Marriage”. Hundreds of studies, done all over the world prove that Gay Marriage destroys the religious institution of marriage.

There is no question about it: If we allow gay marriage, people will start to demand to being able to marry dogs or plants. You don’t believe me? Just read the FoxNew article on the British slut who married a dolphin! Just because the pointy snout turns you on, you don’t have to marry the damn, stupid beast!

Homosexuality is a sickness that needs to be rooted out, not supported. Homosexuality goes hand in hand with drug and child abuse and we must stop it whatever it costs.

2. Obama is pro Abortion. 50 Million Americans have been killed which makes it a bigger tragedy than the Holocaust in Nazi Germany. Our “President” is trying to weaken the American society by killing the youngest of us and therefore splitting up families out of grief and pain.

If abortion ain’t considered murder it considerably weakens the morals of our society. People will start believing its just find to kill other human beings.

3. Obama is pro Terrorism. How can we feel safe with a “President” that does not think terrorism is a real threat, with a “President” that even pals around with terrorists? Obama has definite connections to terrorist cells himself. Some even say he IS a “one man terror cell”.

The Taliban in America, a sad reality because our negro “President” ain’t man enough to stand up to terrorism.

4. Obama has no morals. The “President” admitted to have taken drugs on several occasions. We all know that a drug addict can’t be cured. Once a junkie, always a junkie.

What happens if somebody offers him a line of snow or a shot of heroin? Scary thought: The leader of the free world can be bought with simple street drugs.

Folks, we need to impeach Obama. He has failed us: He promised to fix the economy, he didn’t, he promised us hope and prosperity but all he did is make things worse.

Please contact your representative in congress and urge them to begin impeachment proceedings. If we get to work right away we can get McCain/Palin in the White House by the end of the year!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman