Do you know somebody who is suffering from homosexuality? Leading psychologists such as James Dobson agree that homosexuality is a sick diseased perversion which must be cured. However until now ex-gay therapies have been expensive and hard to obtain. Despite our prayers and best lobbying efforts most insurance companies will not pay for treatment to cure homosexuality. That may all soon change thanks to the re-discovery of a 200 year old remedy: Homeopathy.

Hahnmann discovered that the more you dilute a substance the more potent it becomes. This simple, common-sense fact has been suppressed by mainstream science who simply do not want you to know that God has given us the power to heal ourselves!

Homoeopathy was discovered in 1796 by the physician Samuel Hahnmann: He was the first to notice that water has a “memory” allowing it to be subtly changed by substances even when greatly diluted. Hahnmann was first to postulate the “Law of similars” which showed that like can treat like. He proved that if sufficiently diluted coffee can actually cure insomnia. Now why is it that big-pharma has kept this medical wonder secret?

According to standard allopathic medicine AIDS is caused by the HIV Virus (above), however leading scientists dispute this highly controversial hypothesis: According to leading homoeopath Dana Ullman, both AIDS and homosexuality are caused by a bodily energy imbalance which can be corrected by homoeopathic treatment. According to the liberal media there is an epidemic of AIDS, so why are they not embracing every possible treatment? It’s an undisputed fact that Homoeopathy can cure AIDS.

Mainstream or “Allopathic” medicine such as vaccines or anti-biotics use high concentrations of dangerous substances and often cause side-effects which can be worse than the diseases they purport to treat. Homoeopathic remedies almost never cause any kind of side-effect and are safe for people of all ages. Thanks to the homeopathic treatment’s high water content they can actually provide much needed moisture. This has been proved to help maintain your body’s fluid balance.

Nobody really understands what causes homosexuality. Standard medicine has yet to find a single agent responsible for turning people gay, however the majority of homoeopaths believe that it is caused by the syphilitic miasma or as a consequence of vaccine damage. Unfortunately since most mainstream doctors deny these causes even exist they have yet to invest in finding a cure. Clearly we need to look elsewhere for a solution to this grave problem:

According to Dana Ullman, America’s leading Homoeopath there is a 100% natural cure for homosexuality: Natrum Bromatum. This medical wonder can stop all homosexual urges after only one week of use. Dana has used Natrum Bromatum to cure more than ten homosexuals of their deadly perversion. Thanks to his innovative treatment these men are now living healthy and productive lives. Three of them are married with children. How many people has standard medicine cured? Not one I will bet.

America’s leading homoeopathic doctor Dana Ullman has personally cured his patients of diseases such as cancer which are untreatable by standard medicine. He faces harsh opposition from so-called sceptical groups such as the ignorant european Ten-Twentythree group. These people hate the fact that Dana is willing to think outside the box to cure people.

Homoeopathy is a safe and effective treatment, so why is it not available everywhere? As usual the cause of this problem is meddlesome liberals. As usual, those freedom-hating commies don’t want you to have the choice. They would much rather you spend all your money on the new obamascare program. Homeopathy represents a threat to their big-government tax and spend ways. They will stop at nothing, including lies and deception to prevent you from obtaining a homoeopathic treatment.

Shelley’s Special Offer: This month only we are giving an entire year’s supply of homoeopathic essence of Elm for only $59.99 + postage. This remedy was discovered by leading homoeopath Dr. Bach who observed that Elms are amongst natures most homosexual trees. Logically, heavily diluted essence of this plant can reduce homosexual urges. This remedy has been certified by leading homoeopathic doctors as being up to three times as effective as the leading ex-gay therapies. Furthermore, STR industries will fully refund your donation if you still retain any homosexual tendencies after a complete course of this highly effective remedy.

Jimmy Goddard

This came from my dear friend Mrs. TD Crockett-Gaines over at Baptists for Republican Faith who says that she read it at Free Larry Sinclair and felt so moved that she sent to to all 13,382 of her contacts.? I’m thinking y’all are probably gonna wanna do the same thing.? I been told that you ain’t breaking copyright if you do it so I hope you will!

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I am so relieved that some of these dumbo-crats and nigger lovers are leaving poor Larry alone.? I can IMAGINE having to sit day after day in horrible cramped apartment not daring to go out even for a breath of fresh air because you’re afraid of some OBAMA ASSASSIN with a? sniper rifle aimed right at your head and itching to? PULL THE TRIGGER.? That’s why the call it the culture of death,? people, because all they want to do is KILL, KILL, KILL!? Except for niggers, of course, THOSE we elect president of the United States so that they can turn the WHITE HOUSE into a CRACK HOUSE.

Uh-oh!? Did I say something WRONG!?? Did I use a BAD WORD!?? I’m sorry, you little PANTYWASTES!? I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY UNITED STATES!!? I know that offends so many people when you talk about the land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE where the sun never sets on the TRUTH!? I DO beg your pardon for loving my country and wanting to protect it from foreign invasion by EVIL HORDES OF MUSLIMS!!? I know you’d rather elect a FILTHY MUSLIM who will leave the door WIDE OPEN for all the other DIRTY TOWELHEADS to invade our shores, rape our children and force us ALL to bow to MECCA at the point of a gun while PRETENDING THIS ALLAH IDIOT ACTUALLY EXISTS.? And that why all you PROBAMA BUTTHOLES want to rip down one of the finest, bravest, honest Americans to come down the pike since George Wallace!!

I know that it’s disgusting that Larry PUT HIS MOUTH on a negro’s penis and possibly took its cargo inside of him on more than one occasion.? Larry was SOUL SICK!!? He didn’t WANT TO DO IT.? When the PROBAMA haters talk about the MENTAL ILLNESS that Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) they’re not talking about any of these made-up fake mental illness that liberals use to excuse sin or get out of day a full days work – Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) the VERY REAL mental illness of FAGGOTRY coupled with MISCEGENATION!!? Either of these is enough to make a DECENT PERSON THROW UP but for Larry to have engaged in BOTH AT THE SAME TIME is almost too much to bear.? Frankly, it’s hard to believe that he was able to pull back from that and become a NORMAL AMERICAN like you or I but that is why he is FIGHTING SO HARD as a way to apologize to ALL AMERICA for his almost unforgivable past behavior.

But like OUR PRESIDENT says – you can’t live in the past.? Larry is DOING HIS DARNDEST to feel like he can once again walk tall in America and not feel like the second or third class citizen that HE MOST CERTAINLY WAS.? He wants to turn his life around and was well on the way to doing it until the MAIN STREAM MEDIA brought its great big JACK BOOT down to try and crush Larry’s dreams.? But Larry’s dreams are UNCRUSHABLE!!? Even though Larry presented them with AIR TIGHT EVIDENCE that they DID NOT QUESTION they still refused to air THE MOST IMPORTANT STORY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA.? We still don’t know why but I’m pretty sure I know the answer because once I went to the video store and it seemed like every single video I picked out and brought to the counter HAD GOTTEN LOST OR DAMAGED.? ALL THREE VERSIONS of A Star Is Born, Meet Me In St. Louis, Pillow Talk and The Three Faces of Eve were UNAVAILABLE.? Instead, the boy behind the counter (I think his name was Chet) told me that I should watch a movie called Boison Hood.? He couldn’t really tell me much about it but he thought it was about IDAHO.? Well, IT WASN’T.? It was all about NIGGERS KILLING EACH OTHER.? I watched less than an hour of it before I had to turn it off, but let me tell you something, IT CONFIRMED ALL OF MY SUSPICIONS.? It would not surprise my in the least if the MSM refuses to EXPOSE HOMOBAMA for his own FAGGOTRY because they’re too afraid that the niggers will “cop on their a**”.? We ALL KNOW that they are still TRIBAL and they’ve probably made Obama their CHIEF VOODOO GOD so they have to do whatever he says – INCLUDING SUPPRESION OF THE TRUTH – or he’ll shrink they’re heads.

I know that Larry will prevail!!? Even now he’s canceled all of his media interviews in order to FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND which is GETTING HIS EVIDENCE TO THE MEDIA. ?? He will not be silenced or intimidated or pushed around by these jigaboos. ? Do you think that Larry Sinclair scares EASILY!!!? If you think he does then YOU DON’T KNOW LARRY SINCLAIR!

FORWARD THIS POST ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS HIS SUPPORT OR ELSE ALL US WILL BE SHOT BY MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!?

Mike has the courage to stand up for his beliefs and the persecuted majority of American citizens. Take a look at this video from the recent CNN debate where he is the only one willing to use his valuable debate time to witness for God.

Take a look at Blogs4Huckabee ? only a month ago the (excellent) writers of this blog were busy raising funds and awareness for Sam Brownback. Today, Senator Sam might be nothing more than a foot-note in Presidential history as the American mainstream rallies behind Mike Huckabee.

It seems entirely appropriate that all this is happening at Christmas ? the time when America celebrates the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ. I think America has realized that the Christmas present we all want is a leader who is willing to make God’s law the law of our land. God’s gift to us all might be a pro-life, pro-family leader who will defend our values and our faith.

Can I get an Amen?

Jimmy Goddard

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