You’d better fasten your seat-belts because it’s going to be one heck of a ride. We just got yet another confirmed indication that the end-times are almost upon us. Please read this sobering article which was originally published by the News-One newspaper of Ghana. I do not think God’s displeasure in mankind’s sinful ways could be made any plainer to see than this:

A 37-year-old artisan and owner of a poultry farm, John Kofi Dalie, says he has been sent by God to deliver a warning message to Archbishop Duncan Williams; leader of the Action Faith Chapel, Bishop Daniel Obinim; leader of God’s Way International Ministries and some other pastors, but persons close to the above-named pastors have prevented him from delivering the message.

A serious-looking and passionate-sounding John Dalie said when God sent him to the pastors, he lacked the courage to go, thus he prayed that if the message was indeed from God, there should be a sign to encourage him.

He said not long after the prayer, one of his hens hatched a chick that had four legs and he is sure this mysterious bird is a sign from God to encourage him to deliver the message.

Throwing light on the message God gave him to deliver to pastors and prophets, Mr. Dalie said in December last year, he had a dream and realized he was walking from his wood workshop to his house – about seventy metres away from the workshop. He noted that all of a sudden, the path on which he was treading became pretty white as though coated with a whitish substance.

He continued, “Whilst pondering over the path, a very huge but closed gate appeared in front of me, and I was banging on it; pleading with whoever was behind the gate to open it for me to enter.

“There and then a window also appeared close to the gate, and through the window, I saw a pretty huge and sparkling scepter leaned on the wall. The entire scene marveled me but before I could ask what exactly was happening, I heard a thunder-some voice that asked me to lie prostrate for Him to tell me what to do.

“Instantly, I lied prostrate and the voice went on to say ‘I am Jesus Christ the saviour of mankind, and I am sending you to pastors and prophets who display their pictures on large billboards, and thus gaining glory for themselves. These people are wining souls to believe in them but not in me! Therefore, they don’t have any good reward whatsoever with me. Tell them – if they are looking for rewards from me after all, then they must display my image instead of theirs’. It was at this juncture that I jolted and woke up.

“I endeavoured to relay the message to some renowned preachers of the gospel such as Archbishop Duncan Williams of Christian Action Faith Ministry, Prophet Daniel Obinim – Tema and Winners Chapel – Tema, but I was not allowed to see them with my message. That notwithstanding, the head-pastor in charge of Tema Joint-church, on hearing the message, said this is from the Lord,” Mr. Dalie narrated…..”

AN OPEN LETTER TO EMPEROR AKIHITO OF JAPAN
From Jimmy Goddard (Youth-Pastor, Christian, American)

I speak for the LIVING GOD who answers prayers, and who stands in judgement over your godless nation. For thousands of years you have been ignoring the GOSPEL of JESUS CHRIST, and his sacrifice which cleansed our sins.

And now god’s vengence is been made clear – and yet you still defy him by “praying” to your pagan deities. ( http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_16…-10391698.html ). I humbly call upon you to renounce your paganism, embrace Jesus Christ, the LAMB OF GOD and convert to Christianity.

I promise you with 100% certainty that if you were to give your heart to Jesus today God would instantly quench the satanic fires that rage in your nuclear reactors. But if you continue to defy God’s commandments let it be known that his wrath will make the events of the last few weeks seem as nothing. Your land will be torn asunder. Your nation and every godless thing you stand for will be destroyed.

Compassionately Yours,

Jimmy

Some may call me immodest for daring to think that we can convert an entire nation to Christianity, however we all know that humble men such as ourselves converted the pagan land of Rome to follow Jesus (too bad those damn Catholics had to pervert everything).

I only hope that G-D inspires the Emeror Akihito to read this forum, possibly to seek some practical advice on how to deal with his nation’s current crisis!

Normally we Christians concern ourselves with matters of importance: Prayer, country and honing our shooting skills. We try to shrug-off the foolish distractions that the secular world throws at usm since they only serve to pull us from the straight and narrow path which the LORD has ordained. So normally, I’d ignore an email such as the one we received the other day… but as I was about to trash it I heard a still small voice urging me not to.

That voice was the voice of Jesus, ringing as clear as a bell in my ears. “Jimmy” he sad, “what have I taught thee about spreading my word – respond to the unrighteous one and teach him the foolishness of his ways”.

I thanked Jesus for this important revelation, and set to work dismantling the steaming pile of folly which I now present to you, dear reader:

Shelley,
I have addressed this email straight to you, because I am intrigued as to your views, your ideology and your way of thinking.

First of all Jimmyboy, Shelly is far too important to be reading damn fool emails like the one you sent in. If you want her to take a moment from her important fund-raising activities you’d better send at least $200. Jesus wants me to deal with your problems.

First, a little about me (I type this in the faith that you do not draw prejudice from it and allow such prejudices to tint your perception of me). I am;
-British
-Fascinated by the culture, language and language of Japan
-Blond
-Interested in, though not a user of, Linux
-a Liberal Democrat (the Liberal Democrats are a British political party)
-Fourteen years old

It’s sad that you are already corrupted at so young an age. If your parents had any godly vision they would immediately send you to one of STR’s annual Bible-camps. Feel free to search our archives for more information about this great way that you can get to know Jesus, your personal LORD and saviour. Only $500 for a full week of advanced Bible study in next year’s camp.

To business;
-I would like to know on what basis you believe America to be “God’s Nation” any more than, say, Israel or Italy.

America IS God’s nation – it says so in the Bible. Israel is also God’s nation – the Jews are keeping it warm for us until the Rapture when Jesus will kick them out and let us Christians take over. Italy? That’s one of those homo-Euro-trash countries? America kicked their asses in the 2nd world war, so they don’t count for shit.

-Do you honestly think that all Germans, all eighty-one million of them, are completely and indisputably evil, even after their discovery of the theory of General Relativity, invention of beer, airbags, cars, toothbrushes, helicopters and jet engines?

It’s not what I think that matters… it’s what JESUS thinks. We simply report what he tells us.

-In your opinion, is Linux against God purely because it is not American? (I think, perhaps, your response may include some reference to communism; why do you associate Scandinavia with communism so?)

Anything un-American is against God’s wishes. That should be enough!

-Why do homosexual acts, committed in private, affect you? And why are the homosexual relationships/marriages of others any of your business?

There’s no such thing as being a private homo. God sees everything and if enough people go gay he will judge us like he judged New Orleans and like how he’s judging Pakistan for being Muslim right now. That’s plain simple biblical logic folks.

-How are African-Americans inferior to white Americans?

Read your bible Jimmy. The Cananite race are cursed by God to be slaves and servants. It’s all in the Good Book… read it and you might understand that God never intended for white folk and black folk to mix. Not my rules… GOD’s rules!

-Why oh why are you against universal healthcare? I, personally, was exceedingly glad to see America following in the footsteps of Europe and the United Kingdom and finally implementing a system which promises to improve life for millions of Americans.

Obamacare is a death-sentence for our preborns and our seniors. Do you want Barack Obama coming to your grandma and shooting her in the head with a cattle-gun? That’s what’s going to happen if Obama and his blackshirts get their way!

Twenty-one percent of American children live in poverty. Sixteen percent of British children do. Respond.

But we have a higher percentage of saved Bible-believing Christians than anywhere else in the world. What does material poverty matter when you have spiritual riches?

To publish your response to this email would clear up issues for me and the rest of the STR readership, and as such be mutually beneficial. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

James Derbyshire
Staffs, England, UK

Done, and has it been left up to me I’d have just ignored your silly message but I think Jesus has a plan for you. I think today you are going to pick up that old Bible that’s been gathering dust in your home and start reading it. Perhaps you will see sense and turn away from your libtarded ways.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Some say it’s wrong to let children work, but I say we don’t have the right to criticize nations that rely on the fruits of child labor. After all: Children need to eat, too. I much rather have child labor than child poverty.

When I was a young girl of 16 years I had a newspaper route and nobody was crying for me, so what is the big deal now? Fact is that most children today are just plain spoiled.

I also have a hard time to see what is wrong with child prostitution over there in them 3rd world countries. It’s not my cup of tea and if my daughter ever decides to open her legs for money I wolf beat her to death, but let’s face it: Foreign girls are sluts anyway and his might be the only way they can make a living. Who are we to say they are not allowed? If they choose that Career path, obviously they are old enough to do it. Jesus don’t like it but they are going to he’ll anyway, so I don’t care.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley

Are you guys crazy??!!- I stumbled across this website and read some of the religious fanatism you people spew out,what really offends me is your anti germany stance,im of swiss/german heritage,and I speak german,it is a proud nation that has contributed a lot of good to this world! Look at all the well made products made in germany,vw,faber-castell,walther,altendorf,zeiss,steiner,the list goes on, can America say the same?!
-We have our issues,but America does to,look at your prostitution problem,your DRUG problem!-,look at how you are destroying the world with your antienviroment policies,wow what really amazed me was when you religious freaks wrote america was gods chosen land,haaahaaa,you sound like middle eastern extremists,so do more research next time before you write an article because obviously you know nothing about germany except for the negatives and theb you mix it with religious fanatism.

Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!
(name and email address withheld to preserve reader’s freedom of speech)

First off, thank-you for taking the time to write to us here at the Freedom Blog, Mr. Art. We always take our readers comments seriously, and read through them in the hope that we can learn more. That said we have to kindly disagree with your statement that “Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!” for a simple reason, that the last man to say that phrase in german was none other than Adolf Hittler.

Germs in Afghanistan: the techno-german military is already in Afghanistan, where next? Whether sending troops outside Germany or bailing out Greece, the germs are up to their old ‘world domination’ tricks.

Why are germans so mean? We feel it is part of their DNA and their lack of a soul. As Christians we feel that all people can be saved through the mercy of our Lord and Savior Jesus, but the ‘exception that proves the rule’ is the germans, simply put they are too far gone. Germans are dangerous people, it’s just the way they are, and nothing they ever do will change this, as the bible itself says.

Bundeswher Torchlight Parade: in honour of their dark heritage, the german Bundeswehr marches in a torchlight parade for the glory of the dirty germlanders’ country.

First the german take babysteps, then they do goosesteps. It has always been the germ way to impose their will on other innocent nations. Only germans would dare invade innocent Belgium, what did the belgians ever do to anyone, maybe that is why the belgian flag is the same as the german one, because they were terrorized into using the same colors. Jesus has taught us to be tolerant, but the germs are a powderkeg waiting for a spark. And while Mr. Art would like the Freedom Blog to say otherwise, we here at STR must speak-out against the dangerous germans plotting even now to impose their will on the rest of europe and the world.

Let us bow our heads in prayer:

Oh Jesus who will redeem all people except the germans,
Please save the world from german domination and evil,
Only America is the true democratic world leader
And let the germans spend their lives burning eternally in Hell!

Amen.

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.

In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Are these people terrorists?

If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t.  But Janet Napolitano thinks they are.  If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing "re-education" to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.

Know who else had a plan like that?  Hitler.

Wanna talk about an axis of evil?  If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.

I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:

George Washington :

This is called a "dollar bill".  It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system.  It ain’ t just meaningless paper.  It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box.  It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread.  It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something.  It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.  It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world.  It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.

Guess whose picture is on it?  That’s right.  George Washington.  Why is his picture on the dollar bill?  BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Mother Theresa

Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems.  Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Ronald Reagan

Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the  Commies tried to sneak up on him.  He was that kinda man.  A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like.  A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate.  A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared.  In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.

The Pope

Ok.  I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist.  He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed.  He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed.  He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world.  My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt.  So I’m gonna do that.  But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.

You

Do you love America?  Do you think that all life is sacred?  Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus?  Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel?  Are you one of the tens of  millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do?  Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed?  Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it?  Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time?  If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.

But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.

Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY !

God is Love!
BBN

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants are responsible for:

• -70% of all drive-by shootings
• -65% of all homicides
• -59% of all violent crimes
• -75% of all car thefts
• -69% of all armed robberies

Even though they only account for 12% of the total population!!!

Illegal immigrants are a heavy burden on your social services. They occupy most of the emergency rooms 24/7, because they always have fights and are drunk and get injured. Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar. Illegal immigrants keep the police busy, so they don’t have time to protect our Homeland. Illegal immigrants occupy 65% of all prison cells in America. The children of illegal immigrants are blocking our public school system by not even speaking English! One more reason to finally implement home-schooling! Illegal immigrants are too stupid to know when they are too drunk to drive and cause many deadly accidents in America.

Stupid, dumbass Mexicans driving drunk and killing Americans!
Just look at them! How stupid they look, how stupid they act!
Why do we allow this kind of human waste in our homeland?

Read more about immigrants causing deadly car accidents here!

Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!

Yes, entering America illegally is “PROHIBIDO”, but do you think they respect our laws? No, they don’t. They are dirty criminals and we Americans are stupid idiots for not enforcing our own laws!

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants have no morals:

• -49% of all illegal aliens have left they family behind, not taking care of their own is a sin against God!
• -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their lifetime!
• -45% of all illegal children are born as bastards because their parents are too stupid to get married first!
• -95% of all illegal immigrants are Catholics and Catholicism is a false religion as we know!
• 44% of all illegal immigrants have homosexual tendencies.

You might ask: “Well Shelley, what can we do about the plague of illegal immigrants?”
Worry not, my friends. The Republican Party is the party of IDEALS & IDEAS!

Here is what you can do to clean up America:

• Report illegal immigrants!
• Confront employers of illegals!
• Educate yourself about illegal immigration!

The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It’s your right as an American. The next time you enter a Burger King and you see illegals standing around with their fingers in their nose (as they love to do so much!), demand to see the manager and let him show you the proper papers. If he can’t come up with any, call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Department! And most important, never, ever hire illegals yourself. If you need a good nanny or a babysitter or a cleaning lady or a maid, there are plenty as well qualified white American girls on the job market by now. They do a much better job, they don’t spit in your food, they don’t abuse your children and they don’t stink as illegals do.

Let’s make America a cleaner, friendlier place!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

The sources for this article are: USCIS.gov, gallup.com, nytimes.com, wikipedia.org, foxnews.com & wordnetdaily.com. Picture sources: wordnetdaily.com and uscis.gov

Germs hate God and He hates them right back.

Stupid “animal rights” activists at telling everybody who is still stupid enough to listen to them that eating meat is wrong and that we have to preserve special breeds and species. Nonsense! The best way to preserve a species is to eat them. This way the free market will make sure the species survives. Just imagine you being able to buy panda bear steaks or gorilla bratwurst: There is no doubt in my mind, as long as there is demand for special meats, these species will not go extinct.

Some nuts always get upset when dolphins are killed but still keep eating tuna. Makes no sense at all. Dolphins should be killed and eaten. I hear their meat tastes like chicken. Yummy!

Several thousand wild mustangs are being caught and slaughtered every year in America. Their meat is valuable and healthy. Why not take advantage of this wonderful gift of God?

Polar bears are cruel and ruthless hunters, why not show them who’s boss and hunt them for a change? Polar bear meat is already being sold in some parts of rural Alaska. Good for them. 

Maybe we can learn something from Barack Obama’s negro relatives in Africa. Not only does the gorilla meat taste amazing (I ate it myself on my last safari tour) but those stupid big monkey are a real danger to smaller and much cuter monkies. To kill them means to give other monkies the gift of life.

Can you imagine ordering a big juicy panda bear steak? I can and I would in a heartbeat. If you want to preserve these cute species you help us republicans to get them on the menu. If you don’t you are allowing them to go extinct. 

Friends, I hope you’ll agree: Loving animals are eating animals. Only passionate meat eaters like me can truly appreciate this fantastic gift of God!

do you know what happens if God is missing from a Society? Just take a long hard look at Europe. Incredible violence in England, mass child rape in Belgium, Cannibalism and Incest as accepted lifestyle choices in Germany.

If you take away the moral compass that can only come from the Bible, this is what happens. Germany started two world wars, killed almost 65 Million people in these wars, burned 7 million Jews and now they want to have the right to have sex with children and eat them???

Please listen to the soundclip from VCY America. Nobody can explain the situation better than Crosstalk‘s Ingrid Schlüter.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

In a recent speech, the Democratic presumptive nominee criticized Americans who only speak English – he called us all an “Embarrassment”.

If elected, would Obama make French the official language of America? Would he force all shops to print their signs in Spainish? Would your kids become 2nd class citizens because they are English speaking white-Christians? Why does Obama never answer these questions?

Obama thinks our kids should become “Bilingual”, that means he wants our kids exposed to corrupt foreign cultures like the evil war-warmongering Germans and the cheese-eating traitors the French. Would you want your son coming home smelling of garlic and roasted snails, and boasting about his new European boyfriend? When Obama says “Bilingual”, what he really means is “Homosexual”.

John McCain and George W. Bush speak only English. Have you ever heard either of these great men utter a single word in a foreign language, heck no! That’s because they are proud of their language: It was good enough for the founding fathers and the King James Bible.

Hussein Obama has spent much of his life cavorting with morally suspect foreigners – George and John are proud to be 100% American. They understand that we do not need foreign ideas, just good old American know-how!

STR Fact File: John Kerry lost the presidential election, in part because the American people saw that he was too French. Like all liberal elitists Obama is certain to make the same mistake as his predecessor in failure John Kerry.

Our founding fathers came to America to escape these so-called “European Values”. Did you know that the French have no word for Liberty? The American concept of Freedom is totally alien to these people, so why is it that we should learn their language?

What do they have to offer us? Wouldnt it be more sensible for them to learn our language, so that they can benefit from our great movies and food and enlightened Christian culture?

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Most startling of all was the admission by the publisher to D&D of scheduling all “Worldwide D&D Day” follow-ups for Friday the 13th. As Christians know full well, this is a day of tremendous evil, often seen as an important day of worship for satanists and lie-berals. It is on Friday the 13th that satanists engage in depraved sex and commit horrific acts of violence, not unlike what happens in a D&D gaming ‘adventure’. STR researchers once again have shown the unequivocal, irrefutable connection between satanism and ‘Dungeons & Dragons’.

“Please have all Game Day reports in to us by Friday June 13th.”
The unequivocal, irrefutable statement from the publisher of D&D showing the link between role-playing games and satanism. Could it be any clearer?

What few critics of STR there are, cite how none of the STR staff are regular D&D players. Admittedly we have never fantasized about being groped by a kobold, but does that make us any less capable of understanding the sick, perverted ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death-cult? ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is designed to make people explore different sexual roles (aka ‘role playing’) and encourage bizarre freaky sex and homosexual acts with goblins and level 12 Lamasu.

Lord, please pray for these lost lambs who have become enamored by the paganism of ‘Dungeons & Dragons’. Gary Gygax is burning in Hell as we speak, do ‘role-players’ want to join him, forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew, suffering Eternal diabetic Hellfire? Any person who’s life is turned from the worship of Our Lord Jesus Christ, is a life that is lost to the devil.

Always Right

Charles