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To love animals means to eat animals. God put animals on earth for our pleasure for our amusement and for us to eat them. Animals are God present to us and we insult God by not using them as we feel appropriate. 

Stupid “animal rights” activists at telling everybody who is still stupid enough to listen to them that eating meat is wrong and that we have to preserve special breeds and species. Nonsense! The best way to preserve a species is to eat them. This way the free market will make sure the species survives. Just imagine you being able to buy panda bear steaks or gorilla bratwurst: There is no doubt in my mind, as long as there is demand for special meats, these species will not go extinct.

Some nuts always get upset when dolphins are killed but still keep eating tuna. Makes no sense at all. Dolphins should be killed and eaten. I hear their meat tastes like chicken. Yummy!

Several thousand wild mustangs are being caught and slaughtered every year in America. Their meat is valuable and healthy. Why not take advantage of this wonderful gift of God?

Polar bears are cruel and ruthless hunters, why not show them who’s boss and hunt them for a change? Polar bear meat is already being sold in some parts of rural Alaska. Good for them. 

Maybe we can learn something from Barack Obama’s negro relatives in Africa. Not only does the gorilla meat taste amazing (I ate it myself on my last safari tour) but those stupid big monkey are a real danger to smaller and much cuter monkies. To kill them means to give other monkies the gift of life.

Can you imagine ordering a big juicy panda bear steak? I can and I would in a heartbeat. If you want to preserve these cute species you help us republicans to get them on the menu. If you don’t you are allowing them to go extinct. 

Friends, I hope you’ll agree: Loving animals are eating animals. Only passionate meat eaters like me can truly appreciate this fantastic gift of God!