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Christmas 2008 might be the last ever
Dear Friends,
what does Christmas mean to you? What do you know about Christmas? This one day, the 25th of December 0000 changed the world like no other event did. That was the day Jesus invented Christmas by getting born.
Many false religions try to claim Christmas for themselves, with little to no success. Christmas is a Christian as Apple Pie is American. This one day on the 25th of December 0000 when it was snowing outside and the Christ family was waiting for Maria do drop her valuable load it was very clear that something special was about to happen. It was not only the birth of a very special child it was also the birth of everything that is good, decent and worth living. Without the birth of Jesus no morality would be possible today. Mankind would basically be like the towelheads are today: Just a bunch of dirty, uneducated heathens. Jesus made it all possible: The advantages in science and logic. The love and compassion that Christianity promoted was seen as weakness by other cultures around the world.
But what does Christmas mean today? For children it means gifts most of all, but should we give our children useless crap Made in China? Sure we should. Jesus wants us to be happy and enjoy life. He died on the cross just 32 years and 132 days later just to make sure we are absolved of all sins. Jesus’ unbelievable pain and suffering made sure we can enjoy life. He alone made it all possible. The Jews made him suffer unbelievably and still He did not cry and He did not bend. He was a man like no other. Christmas is a day to celebrate His life and to thank Him for His sacrifice.
You need to visit a church in your area and make sure you bring everybody you know. Christmas ain’t Christmas without at least two church visits and at least one generous donation.
I urge you to enjoy Christmas because it very well might be the last we will ever have in this country. I think even the most feeble minded of Liberal will understand by now: Barack Hussein Obama ain’t no Christian. He is a hardcore leftwing, communist, marxist, leninist Muzlim. It’s very possible that he will make Christmas celebration as we know it illegal or change it so much that there won’t be much left of the old beloved traditions we hold so dear. What do I mean by that? He might outlaw to cut down a tree for “environmental” reasons. He might not allow manger scenes because they are not politically correct to have one man, one woman and one child. Rather a manger scene must consist of two lesbians or two sodomites. And he also might just make Christmas illegal because it will be illegal to be a Christian in the future. He will not only open the door for Muzlim terrorist, he will also open the door for the destruction of Christian values this country was founded on.
That is why I urge you to enjoy this Christmas as best as you can. Gas up your Hummer, visit relatives, give generous gifts. Just be American one last Christmas and then get ready for the rapture.
It makes so so sad to see that America will finally be destroyed from within. The wrath of slavery is coming to haunt us. A negro has finally taken power and will punish us for the sins of our forefathers. Oh Lord, why must it end this way?
Friends, let’s pray.
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Celebrate St. Valentine’s day with … Obama?
This hilarious Valentine’s day card is sure to leave your spouse tickled pink
- what better way to say “I love you” than with this hilarious satirical card. It’s part of a series produced by our friends at the Republican National Committee… Enjoy!
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A winterval carol
The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.
It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible save one outstretched hand. But for this it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded.
He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved.
“I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?” said Scrooge.
The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand.
“You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us,” Scrooge pursued. “Is that so, Spirit?”
The upper portion of the garment was contracted for an instant in its folds, as if the Spirit had inclined its head. That was the only answer he received.
“Ghost of the Future!” he exclaimed, “I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?”
It gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight before them.
“Lead on!” said Scrooge. “Lead on! The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!”
The Phantom moved away as it had come towards him. Scrooge followed in the shadow of its dress, which bore him up, he thought, and carried him along.
They scarcely seemed to enter the city; for the city rather seemed to spring up about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they were, in the heart of it; on Change, amongst the merchants; who hurried up and down, and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their great gold seals; and so forth, as Scrooge had seen them often.
“But, but,” said Scrooge. “Where is Christmas? Why aren’t these people celebrating the birth of Our Lord? Where are all the presents? Where is Santa? Why do these poor souls look so sad and ashen and grey in visage? Why are they on bicycles instead of enjoying their cars? Where are all the children? Are they dead?”
“SILENCE!” the Spirit finally spoke. “Did your preacher not tell ye what would happen if ye voted Democrat in 2008? Weren’t thou not told what horrors would be unleashed, yay, upon the earth? And yet you intend to do it still! This ye see before ye is the “festival of winter”. Later on this afternoon, the children will put on a play about “equal rights” and “feminism”. Then everything will close because uber-dictator-fuhrer-witch Hillary Clinton has declared that there is too much capitalism at this time of year!”
“Christ is bad for America! We must stamp out Christ!” Hillary Clinton campaign speech, May 2008.
“Spirit!” said Scrooge, shuddering from head to foot. “I see, I see. Oh my! I will never vote Democrat again!”
But the spirit had one more thing to show him. The lake of fire! All around was desolation, empitness, death, hot bubbling lava. As far and as wide as poor Scrooge could see - NOTHING.
“This was once called Texas,” said the Spirit. “Those Texans just wouldn’t come round to Hellery’s way of thinking so she had the whole place destroyed. All other freedom loving Americans were put in death camps where abortion doctors used their “painless murder” skills to snuff out their lives.”
“Spirit!” he said, “this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go!”
Still the Ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to Scrooge’s mouth.
“I understand you,” Scrooge returned, “and I would do it, if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power.”
“You must tell of what you see, Scrooge. Tell all you know.”
he Phantom pointed as before.
He joined it once again, and wondering why and whither he had gone, accompanied it until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round before entering.
A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man whose name he had now to learn, lay underneath the ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation’s death, not life; choked up with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A worthy place!
The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced towards it trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new meaning in its solemn shape.
“Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,” said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?”
Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood.
“Men’s courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead,” said Scrooge. “But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!”
The Spirit was immovable as ever.
Scrooge crept towards it, trembling as he went; and following the finger, read upon the stone of the neglected grave his own name, “Ebenezer Scrooge”. Then the words: “The state killed him because he was too rich and took his money to build a hotel for lesbians.”
The finger pointed from the grave to him, and back again.
“No, Spirit! Oh no, no!”
The finger still was there.
“Spirit!” he cried, tight clutching at its robe, “hear me! I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope?”
For the first time the hand appeared to shake.
“Good Spirit,” he pursued, as down upon the ground he fell before it: “Your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life!”
The kind hand trembled.
“I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. I will vote Republican in 2008! Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!”
In his agony, he caught the spectral hand. It sought to free itself, but he was strong in his entreaty, and detained it. The Spirit, stronger yet, repulsed him.
Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom’s hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a bedpost.
He awoke. It was still 2007! There was still time! Quickly he ran to his computer and began to type…
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A merry Christmas to you all from Sam Johnston and the STR crew.
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Shelley The Republican’s Xmas Gift Guide
Soon it will be?Christmas and the whole world will celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who not only?gave mankind eternal life but has kept the American economy humming?through eight long years of a democrat presidency.? If that is not a miracle then I don’t know what is.
Every year, the War on Christmas gains a little more ground to the point where in some places in the country (the Northeast and the “Left” coast) many people are unaware that Christmas is upon us.? It is not too late, however, to give gifts that not only glorify our Saviors birth but celebrate America, as well.
For Baby: Blackwater Cuddly Bear
Whenever new parents ask me to bless their newborn children, I like to remind them that in addition to teaching a child about Christ, the main duty of a parent is to protect. What could say protection more than this delightful bear who wears the most famous emblem in the world of personal protection. Every time your infant cuddles this plush bear he will be honouring the brave troops who are risking their lives for our freedom. Now that’s what I call a bedtime story.
For your Kids: Sean Hannity Comic Books
Kids just love comic books, but it’s a well known fact that most comics peddle dark and satanic lifestyles that will lead your young family away from Jesus ? that’s why ACC Studios decided to publish a range of Christian books ? each of these books contain valuable life-changing lessons from the Holy Bible and feature great Conservative personalities.My personal favourite is called ?Liberality? - it askes a very big ?what if?? - What if the Democrats win the 2008 election and allow the UN to take over the world just before the Rapture? Whose going to sort things out ? Sean Hannity!
Fror Gramps: Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
She’s famous as Washington DC’s ultra-liberal ball-buster. She thinks she’s going to be America’s first ever woman president ? something we can all laugh about as you watch this hilariously realistic model of Hillary Clinton reduce even the hardest nuts to jagged splinters. She’s dressed in a trouser-suit just like all the gender-defying femenazis do.
For Mom & Dad: Cast Iron Lawn-Jockey
Your parents will be delighted by this matching pair of traditional American home decorations. When you install these welcoming lights at the front of your family home, not only will you be sending an inviting signal to fellow Conservatives but you will also be striking back against political correctness gone mad: Why should the liberals prevent us from decorating our homes in the traditional way? We should rejoice in these timeless decorations which remind us all of a time before the lib-tards tried to take God out of America.
For the Teens: Illustrated Turner Diaries
?What if Americans really were able to take America back?? That’s the question answered in this stunning vision of the future.? Millions have loved this book since it was first published in 1978 and now it’s available in a richly illustrated edition that’s just perfect for home schoolers!? But order this one quickly since it’s only available in limited edition.? Help your child understand what it means to truly love America.
May God bless you and give you and yours the merriest of Christmases!
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Happy New Year!
All of us at Shelley The Republican hope that you’ll approach the?new year secure in the knowledge that our Commander in Chief continues to work toward the goal of ending all terrorism in the world and that most people who are serious about winning the War on Terror agree he’ll succeed by mid 2008.
And to the whiny liberals who have nothing positive to say, we hope you’ll make it your New Year’s resolution to stop hating America!
God is Love!
BBN
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Sunday Prayer
Heavenly Father,
We humbly sing Your praises
For hanging Saddam Hussein
And sending him back to Hell where he belongs
We thank You for guiding the hand of President Bush
In showing the Iraqi people the way to freedom and democracy
And the wisdom in publically executing those who stand in the way of those goals
We humbly beseech you to send Saddam to the worst part of Hell
Where his flesh will be burned, pierced, carved, stabbed and singed
And then be dipped in lemon juice before a bath in boiling hot lava
We hope each of his teeth will be extracted one by one
And his fingernails and toenails be pulled out
We know that in Your love and mercy You’ll spare no expense
To drive home the point
That you can run but you cannot hide
From the United States of America
Amen
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New Year Notices
Friends,
I know things seem a little quite here at Shelley’s, but I can assure you it’s just the calm before the storm. Great things are happening at STR.com in 2007 and Shelley has kindly allowed me to be the bearer of this good news.
In January, thanks to your donations we are able to launch our new ?Kids on Fire Patriot Camp?, program for young Christians. Shelley and Barbra will be leading a group of fifty of the luckiest little Americans. This camp is for kids who want to get closer to Jesus. We’ll be speaking in tongues and helping turn your children into warriors for Christ. There are three spare places, so please contact us at the usual address if one of your children would like to attend. Priority will go to the families of our corporate donors.
Shelley and Barbra will teach your kids to smash liberalsim, and fight atheism. You could be the leader of a family of Christian Soldiers!
In December we began our partnership with what is probably the best Science site on the Internet, I’m sure you guessed that I’m talking about ?Overwhelming Evidence? the site created by Bill Dembski to keep young people up to date with the latest issues in the Intelligent Design controversy. Bill has personally agreed to let us use some of the best articles published on his site ? we will be featuring these over the next month or so.
I will be delivering the keynote address for the launch of Bill Dembski’s exciting new book; the text that promises to finally smash the Darwin’s sorry looking theory of evolution!
Finally, your generous donations have also funded a replacement for Billy Bob’s Jesus Car. We were all very sad when Satan himself deprived the state of Massachusetts of this four wheeled vehicle of salvation. Thankfully, we have found a suitable vehicle and equipped it with everything Billy is every likely to need to conduct his important ministry.
The STR.com Jesus Car. It’s an exciting multimedia Jesus experience. Sinners beware: Billy Bob is taking Sodomy Central back to God!
With God’s help and your continued prayers, I just know that ShelleyTheRepublican will be instrumental in delivering a Republican victory in 2008.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Sunday Prayer
Heavenly Father
In this time of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Who You sent to earth to be killed by the Jews
So that we may have eternal life
We humbly thank You for Your love and guidance
In making ShelleyTheRepublican.com
The beacon of hope, love and compassion for American Christians all over the globe
We thank You for the strength to turn the other cheek
As liberals, satanists, secularists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world
Come to jeer, mock and disparage our faith in You and Your Son, Jesus Christ
Born of the Virgin Mary some 2006 years ago tomorrow
And we hope that You will wish Him a Happy Birthday from?us poor, wretched sinners who don’t deserve His love
We know that in Your allowing the liberals to take over the government
You’re telling us that the End Times are close at hand
And we take joy in knowing that soon we will sing Your praises in Heaven
While the liberals, satanists, secularists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world have the flesh burned off their bodies in Hell
Amen
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Let’s put Christ back into Christmas: The Reason for the season
Soon it will be Christmas! Christmas!
As Billy Bob Neck put it so eloquently in his video yesterday: “Christmas.”
And, I’m not sorry if this offends any liberals out there, but that means it’s Christ’s birthday. The day that our LORD and savior came to earth for our sins.
Some Liberals seem to have forgotten this fact. If you make the mistake of going into a Gap store this Christmas, for instance, you’d think we were celebrating some kind of pagan feast day, instead of the night that angels sang our LORD to earth. The Gap, scared of offending non-Christians with reminders that they’re wrong and going to hell, have silenced the name of our LORD in all their stores.
Those patriots at the American Family Association have been investigating and the results are just shocking.
“Gap, which owns Old Navy, Banana Republic, Forth & Towne and Piperlime, has become the latest politically correct retailer, intentionally censoring the use of ‘Christmas’ in their in-store, online and printed advertising,” said Donald Wildmon, founder of the American Family Association.
“As hard as we tried,” the Christian founder continued, “AFA could not find a single instance in which Gap-owned stores use the term ‘Christmas.’ Not a single time! When one Old Navy store manager was asked by AFA if the word Christmas was in his store, he answered, ‘We have a lot of Christmas gifts in our stores, but the word Christmas is not used here. Everything is holiday.’ Gap wants you to do your Christmas shopping with them, but they don’t want to mention the Reason for the season. Gap doesn’t want to offend non-Christians by using Christmas. The fact that their censoring the use of Christmas might offend Christians seems to be of no importance.”
How right he is! Why do liberals insult us by ignoring the Greatest Story Ever Told, by turning their backs on the love of Christ. Shame on them!
Without Christ, Iraq has turned into a living hell.
Are they scared of Jesus?
Well I’ve got news. Good news! They might turn their backs on the LORD, but He isn’t ever going to forsake them. Especially not on His birthday.
So today, and over the next few days, before you do the Christian thing and tuck into some fine food and give some good gifts, I want you to remember the liberals in your prayers. Pray that the gifts they get this holiday remind them of the greatest gift of all. The gift of love from God: His one and only son Jesus Christ. The reason that we have Christmas.
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A beautiful, beautiful poem for Christmas
A patriot sent me this beautiful poem written by one of our brave soldiers. I thought we could all benefit from some of his wisdom this Christmas.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.I had come down the chimney with presents to give,
and to see just who in this home did live.
I looked all about, a strange sight I did see,
no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.
No stockings by mantle, just boots filled with sand,
on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands.
With medals and badges, awards of all kinds,
A sober thought came through my mind.
For this house was different, it was dark and dreary,
I found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly.
The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone,
curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home.
The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder,
not how I pictured a United States Solider.
Was this the hero of whom I’d just read?
curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed?
I realized the families that I saw this night,
owed their lives to these soldiers who were willing to fight.
Soon round the world, the children would plan,
and grownups would celebrate a bright Christmas Day.
They all enjoyed freedom each month of the year,
because of the soldiers, like the one lying here.
I couldn’t help wonder how many lay alone,
on a cold Christmas Eve in a land far from home.
The very thought brought a tear to my eye,
I dropped to my knees and started to cry.
The soldier awakened and I heard a rough voice,
Santa don’t cry, this life is my choice.
I fight for freedom, I don’t ask for more,
my life is my God, my country, my corps.
The soldier rolled over and drifted to sleep,
I couldn’t control it, I continued to weep.
I kept watch for hours, so silent and still
and we both shivered from the cold night’s chill.
I didn’t want to leave on that cold, dark night,
this Guardian of Honor, so willing to fight.
Then the soldier rolled over, with a voice soft and pure,
whispered, carry on Santa, it’s Christmas Day, all is secure.
One look at my watch. and I knew he was right.
Merry Christmas my friend, and to all a good night.
I want to know, what do the Muslim killers think when they read this? How much hate must they have in their hearts to murder such heroes?
Only God can answer that.
Merry Christmas!
Sam Johnston
Image thanks to: www.uscg.mil/history/PersianGulfChron.html
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Help Win The War On Christmas
Yesterday I told y’all about a nursing home that put their elderly patients through a living Hell by depriving them of one of the only few bright spots left in the remaining days of their lives - Christmas.? Imagine spending your last days on earth waiting for Death to come and take you to your Savior and having some middle manger tell you that, well, no, you ain’t gonna celebrate the birthday of Jesus because we don’t feel like letting you.? There’s only one reason that those old people have got a chance to?die with dignity this Christmas season - somebody spoke up.
Too many times we Christians get the wrong message about Jesus.? “Jesus is all about love and forgiveness so y’all oughta just turn the other cheek while we?destroy all that you hold dear and turn your children against both you and God.”? Well, I don’t mean to use strong language but that’s a load of bull crap.? It’s time we Christians started to realize that we gotta take a stand and fight back against the forces of Satan.? And here’s a couple of ways to do that.
First off, ain’t nothing beats the power of a good bumper sticker.? There ain’t one single activist judge that can make up some law about how you can decorate your own car.? It’s your car.? You bought it.? Put whatever you want on it!? All them liberals got their bumper stickers with cuss words and nobody arrests them.? There’s all sorts of good ones out there.? It think my favorites right now is
Or you can make up your own!? All you need is a printer and a good idea!? How about “What the heck is Kwanzaa?!!”
Second - If you ain’t home schooling (and you really oughta consider it) chances are good that the homosexual that’s teaching your child hates Jesus.? And because he/she/it hates Jesus then Christmas is hateful to them.? And because Christmas is hateful to them they wanna get rid of anything that can remind your child of the birth of the Savior of Mankind.? They’re gonna pull out any trick they can from banning songs traditional Christmas hymns during the school “Holiday” pageant to banning Christmas ornaments in classrooms to even banning the colors red and green.? That’s when you gotta hit them just as hard as they’re trying to hit you.? Since unlike some other religious faiths, Christians don’t believe in suing first and asking questions later, you oughta talk to the principal first.? Something like this usually works.
Hi, Principal [Sodomite].? My child told me that you’re trying to destroy Christianity in America by not allowing him/her to praise the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a way consistent with the first Amendment of the Constitution.? If this is true then I’ll be calling all the local newspapers, TV and radio stations to inform them that not only are you bigoted against Christians but that you have openly gay teachers on your staff.
“I just L-O-V-E directing the kindergarten pagan
thelebration of the Winter Tholstith!? VA-VA-VA-VOOOM!”
Usually, that’s all it takes for the principal to personally bring in Christmas decorations.? If not, then The Liberty Council is your next stop.? In some cases they can provide help with in minutes.? And if the ACLU steps into the fight they’ll handle the case for free!
This same tactic works in the office, too.? Of course, you’ll want to be a little more discreet.? Rather than talk to your boss, I’d recommend writing directly to the president of the company, as well as the vice president, CEO, CFO, legal council,?comptroller and everyone on the Board of Directors.? One of these folks is bound to be a Christian and, who knows, you might find yourself in your old boss’ office!
A typical office decorated for the “holidays”
Thirdly, don’t forget the power of the pocketbook!? Once again, the folks at The Liberty Council did all the legwork and offer a Naughty and Nice list which tells you which companies you should and should NOT buy from.? Tops on the list is Best Buy (which you oughta call WORST Buy!? Haha) since they consider “Merry Christmas” to be disrespectful.? You oughta know that if you kept your receipts then you can march right back to the store and return everything.? And when you do, make sure you let the manager know that not only will you not be walking into their store again until the “come to Jesus (haha)” but that the manager will personally burn in Hell for allowing this kind of thing to happen.
Pointing out the dangers of actively working against
the celebration of the birth of Christ is every
manager’s nightmare.
Lastly, and probably most important, say “Merry Christmas” to every single person you meet.? Whether it’s in a store, your office, on the shooting range or just walking down the street this is the best defense against Satan’s spreading influence.
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