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Friends,

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AND REMEMBER

FREEDOM ISNT FREE!

Recently at STR it came to our attention that certain undesirable people were getting into the bad habit of using food stamps. The leftist conspiracy quacks at DemocracyNow! reported  in November 2008 that the "the number of Americans on food stamps is poised to exceed 30 million for the first time ever this month" which follows an earlier April 2 2008 report that stated that "places like West Virginia one-in-six people there are on food stamps; in Ohio, one-in-ten" and that "one-in-three children in Oklahoma has been on food stamps at least at some point during the last year."

What the apologists at DemocracyNow ! failed to mention is that only losers are on food stamps. This is because the US Economy has moved past the point of needing tangible standards and is now entirely faith (‘fiat’) based, and either you believe or you are a failure.

Food Stamps: printed-up securely by the USDA with no way of verifying how many are in circulation and not backed by any empirical standard, food stamps are indicative you are an economic misfit deserving only to be culled-out of the gene pool like a rabid dog.

Trade is the hard empirical exchange of good or service and must involve tangible receipt. Microwave Oven for Gold, combined with Store Receipt for US Dollar, and you have successfully completed a Trade. The US dollar is a receipt, a receipt for gold or silver or whatever the base unit of exchange is. But owing to God’s influence the US moved away from the ‘gold peg’ in 1971: we have a currency that has no empirical value. And that is what makes the US dollar so amazing: it is now classed as Transfer, not Trade, every single time you use it. What is the value of the dollar? Why, whatever you believe it to be!

US dollars: printed-up securely by the Federal Reserve with no way of verifying how many are in circulation and not backed by any empirical standard, US dollars are the Leaders way of saying ‘good job’ and even come with ‘Legal Tender’ and ‘In God We Trust’ in big letters on them just in case.

Transfer, by contrast to Trade, is everything else Trade is not. Did you sit at home watching TV? That is a Transfer: someone paid for the TV, for that snazzy cable service, for that couch, and you using it without doing anything is Transfer. Your entire life is either a Trade or a Transfer, even when you’re sleeping. For example if you vote using a Diebold machine and don’t both give and receive an empirically dated, signed receipt, it is the Transfer equivalent of throwing your vote in a river. And only a dummy Democrat would be so stupid!

Admittedly both the US dollar and food stamps are in many ways identical: they are printed paper with no empirical value. But food stamps are the economic equivalent of the ‘failure’ badge in Grade school, the moral equivalent of converting to Islam. Whether elderly, teen pregnancy or negro (or both) you only get food stamps for being a loser. Whereas in our new Transfer-based economy the ‘Gold Star’ seal of approval (minus any real gold) goes to those people who are awarded for making their earnings in US dollars. US dollars are a sign you are the ‘right’ kind of person: someone who obeys what they are told by the Leader, who loves his managers, and who always watches FOX News. You must always strive for this.

Remember: food stamps are a sign you’re a quitter, it is US dollars alone that make you a winner! So which do you want to be?

Charles "Chuck" Roast

As President of ShelleyPAC it’s my duty to motivate the STR writer staff and this year I planned a wonderful trip to the Blackwater training facilities in Moyock, North Carolina. They offer a wide range of fun activities that could proof useful in the future with all them financial chaos coming up. We all know when times get rough the criminals will be roaming the streets trying to steal what is lawfully ours!

These are the courses offered:

• Blackwater Open Enrollment Courses
• Introductory Pistol
• Basic Pistol
• Advanced Skills Handgun
• Tactical Pistol I
• Tactical Pistol II
• Basic Shotgun
• Pistol/Carbine
• Precision Rifle
• Advanced Highway Safety
• Carbine Operator
• Carbine Instructor
• Carbine Armorer
• Mossberg Shotgun Armorer Course
• CQD Armed Personal Defense
• CQD Women’s Personal Defense
• Active Threat/Active Shooter
• Extreme Officer Survival
• High Risk Warrant/Hostage
• Law Enforcement Patrol Rifle
• Law Enforcement/Military Sniper Courses
• Basic LE Military Sniper
• Adv LE Military Sniper
• Law Enforcement/Military Driving
• Counter Terrorism Drive
• CQD Armed Personal Defense
• CQD Law Enforcement Officer
• CQD Protective Specialist Level 1
• CQD Protective Specialist Level 2
• CQD Women’s Personal Defense
• Mossberg Shotgun Armorer Course

Blackwater is the world leader in Military and Law Enforcement training and recruiting. They even train the US Navy exclusively!

I signed Barbara, Shanique and myself up for “CQD Women’s Personal Defense”, “Basic Shotgun” and the “Precision Rifle” course and Jimmy, Billy and Sam are gonna do the “Counter Terrorism Drive”, “High Risk Warrant/Hostage” and the “Advanced Highway Safety” courses. Needless to say that we will all bring our own guns, although you can rent guns and buy ammo there as well.

I encourage you all to do the same and sign up for some or all of those wonderful courses! It’s our duty as Americans to defend the homeland in case she needs defending. Don’t even try to wiggle out of that responsibilty or to find excuses. We ALL need to step up and fight terrorism!

For more information on Blackwater training courses either visit the Blackwater Training Center website or call them at 252.435.2488 or 815.244.2900.

Thanks for readin’,
Shelley N. Goodman

Friends,

There’s been a lot of misinformation surrounding the real value of the almighty American dollar. The lie-beral Ron Paul whiners keep saying the dollar is being held hostage by our friends at the Federal Reserve and that it is not even worth the paper it is being printed on. Well we understand your concerns here at STR and we’ve assembled a crack team of bible-and-scripture trained economists and chartered accountants to dig out the truth of what is happening. Take our word: the US dollar is God’s chosen currency and it is more powerful than ever, with your purchasing ability increasing every day!

Long ago, during troubled times when the US dollar was backed by gold as demanded by the Constitution, inflation was unheard of and Americans were able to empirically show how much they were gaining from their paychecks every month. Was this a good idea? Not at all: we’ve already seen what a disaster having empirical standards can have on people’s lives. The fraudulent ‘metric’ system has been proven to be a complete lie, the deceit of using standards-based science to formulate concepts such as ‘evolution’, even attempts to standardize various versions of the bible have proven how terrible standards of any kind can be. Are students smarter because some of them did better on empirically-based tests in math than others? Of course not. Is it any wonder Satanists such as Ralph Nader made their name arguing for dangerous life-threatening consumer standards such as the seatbelt? No.

Gold Bullion Bars: Look at how flimsy and immaterial these bars of solid heavy gold are. Can you trust an item that proportional to the amount of labor needed to obtain relative to other tasks such as farming, construction, designing and other work that constitutes all human endeavor, is so difficult to get that it forms an ideal standard for determining human wealth? No, you can not.

Thankfully our Leaders were wise enough to realize the folly of empirical standards for wealth: for example in many turn-of-the-century single-industry towns they stopped using the gold-backed US dollars and instead paid workers using company-printed vouchers and coupons. This allowed people to not only work for a mining company, but also shop in the mining company store and get great discounts since their coupons didn’t work elsewhere, just as God intended. Of course the sick, sniveling lie-beral Supreme Court ruled these coupons and vouchers illegal, but thankfully what was lost at the local level was put into place across all of America: in 1913 the Federal Reserve banking system was implemented, a private consortium of banks which was given the privilege of printing these dollars for Americans. And they even have the name ‘Federal’ Reserve, just in case people ask silly questions about whether they’re private or not.

Happy and proud, these turn-of-the-century coal miners realize that whatever is best for the company is best for them as well. Have you ever heard of miners striking for better wages and working conditions? Me neither. Jesus cries every time He hears of empirical standards being used for wealth, consumer products or anything else.

The Federal Reserve system is a work of pure genius: by eliminating standards of any kind the Fed has been empowered to fix every economic ailment the US encounters. Does America need more money to pay for things? Print, print, print, the Federal Reserve is there to save the day. Do Iraqi war veterans need roughly $100k+ a year each in additional funding to cover therapy? Print, print! Does Bear-Sterns need a massive bail-out? Hallejulah, the Fed print-print-prints-up whatever is needed! This is why it is so shameful for people to not respect the work of the Federal Reserve: the Fed is what is keeping this great nation afloat. Indeed, the US dollar is now arguably the first-ever Faith-Based currency in existence, one that Americans and the world simply need to Believe the dollar is worth something, and then after closing your eyes it magically becomes true.

Kool Moe Dee: This young thugg-gangsta negro thinks he can hide his wealth from the government and corporations by putting it into ‘bling-bling’ and other commodity-based empirically-valued tangible items of worth. But is ‘moe dee’ really so ‘kool’? Not after the police beat him to a pulp and confiscate his ill-gotten gold and jewel-encrusted commodity-based wealth he isn’t!

Now you might say: “But it’s not just commodities like gas prices that are going up: food is going up, copper is going up, drywall, carpets, fertilizer, nails, bricks, paint, lumber are going up…. all tangible commodity-based items are increasing relative to the US dollar which is being printed-up in secret in back-rooms by the Fed…. are you sure we shouldn’t have a commodity-backed US dollar when all commodities are increasing in value relative to the paper dollar?” To which the definitive answer is: No Empirical Standards! What part of this is ambiguous? If the US dollar seems to have a supply that is inflating massively relative to the value of commodities, do not blame the Federal Reserve for inflating the dollar supply massively relative to commodities, even though they are! Instead it is your own fault for not praying to Jesus and believing in the Gospel, and showing True Faith in God and the US dollar that is causing all the problems.

Leo Strauss: Socrates of the Neo-Conservative movement, Leto was extremely dashing with great hair and was constantly surrounded by a bevy of the most beautiful women.

Leo Strauss, a gift to us from God and the Philosopher-King of the Neo-Conservative movement, understood better than anyone the dangers of empirically-based standards. Leo was enamored by Sparta and Spartan society and culture: from an unarmed non-voting population lorded-over by a benevolent heavily-armed elite, to having tattooed serial numbers into all it’s citizens for government identification, to massive armed police and military roadblocks throughout the country preventing citizens from moving around without their wise rulers knowledge or permission, to massive state censorship, Sparta was a fairy-tale dream come true. Best of all: Spartans used a currency with no empirical or tangible worth! Spartans loved their country, knowing full well that even if they left it, they had nothing of value once outside. Is it any wonder that even Spartan women were uncommonly masculine and patriotic? The hairy backs and coarse uni-eyebrow Greek women sport even today is often glowingly called ‘The Spartan’. Our Great Leaders want to re-make America in this magic image, and it is critical we do everything possible to support them, any and every which way we can.

At STR we need to make it very clear: if you have currency such as gold, silver, jewels or anything that can be used in real commodity-based trades, or know of anyone with these items, realize the concerns this can cause. American patriots only use the American dollar: it’s American, we’re American, you must love American, because we live in American, no questions, ever. Just like ‘Federal’ must be respected at all times, whether the Federal Government, the Federal Reserve, or Fedex, every mention of the word ‘Federal’ deserves reverence. If you do have empirically-based wealth items made of gold or silver or other precious metals and gems (remember, items such as watches, your wedding ring, etc, that have these elements are included!) you have shown serious flaws in your moral character.

Confiscations Must Happen Now: If citizens don’t start to realize how important it is to return their empirical wealth, then obviously the police, the military, KBR, Halliburton and other defenders of freedom will have to be called in to ensure authority is respected. Jesus shoots in the head anyone who defies the law, just look at this brownie getting a proper police beatdown for daring to possess commodity-based wealth. Take that, brownie-boy!

That is why STR now calls on you, the STR readership to Do The Right Thing: you must return all your empirical commodity-based wealth. With this Shelley the Republican will start a fund to combat the enemies of America, wherever they are found, every way possible, enlightening them to the Glory of Jesus. If you don’t do it, rest assured it will only be a short while before the government comes for it anyways. Do you want to be the one trying to explain why you have trade-value gold and silver items in your possession when black-hooded Blackwater Freedom Warriors kick-in your door at 3 in the morning? Exactly.

Make certain to send all your precious-metal and jewelery items to STR HQ at the address below:

Shelley the Republican
c/o Fund for the Office of Intelligent Design
100 Church Street,
Iowa City, IA 52240
U.S.A.

For those who realize God’s will, we offer this prayer so that you are comforted by God. He will be certain to redeem you in Blessings for the financial loss of your material possessions:

Dear Jesus, Praised Be you for slaying the scourge of commodity-based wealth
Lord, you have shown the folly of worshiping golden ingots and baubles,
When the only worship should be of You in All Your Glory
By Man and Woman who have learned to Humble themselves,
And who wisely listen to The Great Leaders voice and God’s Word, Amen!

Always Right,

Charles

Dear Friends,
do you know that the American Dream is still alive today as it always was? Did you know that millions of foreigners dream of becoming Americans? I know you do because you read this blog and you can call yourself an informed American. The greatest challenge of our time is to protect our borders to prevent all these heathens from coming to the mighty United States. Which is not to say that a heathen or a towelhead or wetback can’t become a true American! This is what I want to convey to you. The American dream is so strong, so powerful, so beautiful that it can change the heart of even the worst American-hater. It can change the heart of people that have embedded in their satanic DNA to hate America, just because we have freedom.

The best example is the political commentator “Michelle Malking“. You might be surprised but yes, she is a member of the proud Republican Party and she is a good conservative, even though she is a slant-eye!!! Her chinamen parents brought her into the world in the believe that she would probably harm America by either actively fighting freedom or by working in a China factory producing lead-poisoned toys for your American breed to play with, but Jesus changed her heart and made her one of us, even though she will always look like a chinaman. Jesus was not willing to go that far, I guess and that is alright by me!

Because I know that we have many non-American readers who come here to criticize and insult us, I would like to take the opportunity and let you know that the American dream is also open to YOU! You also can be part of the greatest experiment in human history, even though you will never be a real American, you can help making the world a better place for all of us and Jesus will love you for it!
Deal?

Promiscuity is a sign of death. While sex should be the method to create life, the promiscuous do the opposite, spreading disease, infertility, and mental illness. There is a strong link between mental illness and promiscuity in the West (not so in other cultures). It is as if there is a neurotic feeling of insecurity together with a fear of commitment and intimacy. No love is given and none is received. It suggests a personality that is out of control, with no sense of purpose or direction and is often coupled by other high risk activities like alcoholism or drug abuse.

Our civilization is declining and society is falling into decadence, debauchery, violence and chaos just like ancient Rome. A backlash is likely. In the case of Rome, the weakness caused by their degeneracy allowed the Germanic barbarians to conquer them and introduce better standards of sexual behavior. In our case a backlash is more likely from groups within our civilization who refuse to integrate nor to practice the degeneracy of the dominant culture. We at Corrupt.org hope to gather people of like minds who can do this.

Using it once can make you an addict for life. Using it once can cost you your life. I am talking about Marihuana, advertised by the liberal media as “harmless” and “fun”, known among today’s youth to be a great “can opener”. Modern Christians know that Marihuana is the first step towards hell.

The following is a real story, or it could be. Names and faces have been changed to reflect the nature of confusion and evil.

Did you see what happened? Another young, innocent girl became the victim of drug use. Isn’t that shameful? It happens this way every single day and yet some of you defend marihuana. How dare you?

The President?s FY 2009 request provides for an increase of $459.0 million or 3.4 percent over the FY 2008 enacted level of $13.7 billion. The FY 2008 level does not include the pending supplemental request of $385.1 million for counternarcotics support to Mexico and Central America as part of the Merida Initiative. Source: White House Office of National Drug Control Policy

We spend over 13 billion dollars of our hard earned tax dollars to get rid of drugs. We lock up podsmokers and let them rot in prison and yet more and more use drugs every day. There is only one conceivable answer to this epidemic: The Bible. True Christians don’t use drugs. They have the power of Jesus inside and don’t need drugs to feel good.

What can we do as American citizens to stop the drug epidemic? Other than make young folks reading the Bible we have to make sure today’s role models act appropriately. We can not allow Hollywood to put out more and more filth in order to promote drug use and promiscuity. We don’t need Swedish filmmakers like Jonas ?kerlund to put out filth like the drug movie “Spun” in order to corrupt your youth even more! We don’t need Paris Hilton smoking pod in public!

American lawmakers no longer can look the other way. We have to launch a full frontal assault on drugs. Whatever the cost, we cannot allow this to continue this way.

Please help making America drug-free. Please just say no.

Thanks for reading.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City

One of the questions I get asked the most is, “Billy Bob, how the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks can you live in a city where every time you walk out the door you run the risk of getting raped by a homo, injected with marihuana, assaulted by demon rap music or shot by a negro?”

Well, like my pastor says, Jesus is the answer to all questions.? My faith that Jesus looks after me is unshakable.? He is my armor of God and my rock, sword and sheild.

So many times I get folks screaming and cussing at me, yelling, “You #(*$!? My @#$)(% father @)#($%$ me and #@)(#@ me and then he !#($_)@!? Where was your (*#$@#@ God then, huh?!? Where the #)(*%#@ was Jesus?!? $)(%##@@!#)($u$@ YOU!? And !#@$*^&# God, too!!”

There really ain’t nothing you can say to that because they’re too stupid to understand that, of course, God ain’t gonna wanna listen to all that cussing and taking His name in vain.? I learned a long time ago that there’s plenty of people out there that ain’t gonna find God no matter how many times you tell ‘em that He will solve their problems.

But to get back to the answer to the question that I get asked – I think this video’ll explain it a lot better than I ever could.

Dear Readers

I am honored to present to you this short and exclusive interview with one of my favorite artists, Denny Blaze. I hope you’ll appreciate this completely non-political article, here on STR, the Freedom Blog.

STR: Denny, thanks so much for talking to us. We at ShelleyTheRepublican were quite thrilled that you agreed to this interview.

DENNY: Thank you for your interest in me and my music. I appreciate the coverage.

STR: As you might be aware of, STR : The Freedom Blog is a Christian conservative project. We dedicate your work to the Lord Jesus Christ and try to present a deeply religious viewpoint. Let me come right out and ask you: Do you believe in God and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

DENNY: Yes, I am a Christian. My favorite scripture is John 3:16.

STR: A good friend of mine sent me the link to your youtube video in which you perform as the Average Homeboy. I fell in love with the video right away. There is a certain quality to it that is extremely appealing to me. I must say I am deeply impressed by the dedication and passion you presented. It makes me extremely sad that you didn’t get any significant recognition up until so many years later. How did it make you feel?

DENNY: I’ve seen many major record labels use my ideas in their material. That was disappointing. Though, I enjoy making music. So, I just kept making more and more material. It does feel good to finally have my material being downloaded around the world. My most exciting music moment (so far) is…when I was standing in Times Square in New York City when we were making the recording for the Vh1 TV Show, “The Top 40 Internet Super Stars.” New York is such a powerful city, and I was thankful for Vh1 to give me recognition.

STR: In the iTunes store there is the old as well as a new version of the average homebody for sale. I bought the old one, but not the new one. I have to admit that I like the original much more. The new version is too diluted by fancy background voices. To be honest I wish you would have been more loyal to the original concept. Your thoughts?

DENNY: The original keyboard version of Average Homeboy does seem to be more popular on iTunes. I think that version has a comical appeal to it since it was made so long ago. Most younger people don’t understand the technology from the time period when Average Homeboy was made. It was recorded with nothing more than a keyboard sample beat and a microphone that went into a cassette recorder. There were no CDs back then, and I didn’t edit the song at all. I just pressed “play and record” and went one time through. Also, there was no Internet back then.

STR: There are certain lines in the lyrics of the Average Homeboy song that could be considered slightly “racist”. Quote: “I don’t live in a box – nor was I raised on the street – as you can see – I’m not black – I don’t do drugs and I’m not on crack”. I personally believe that you are accurate and fair saying that, but did hateful liberals ever accuse you of insinuating that Negroes take drugs and are raised on the street?

DENNY: Anybody who knows me…would laugh at that. I judge people individually. There are good AND bad white people. There are good AND bad black people. You probably noticed that my friend Jeff, who happens to be black, was featured in The Average Homeboy video. Still, at the time when I made Average Homeboy, there weren’t really any white solo artists who were making rap videos. Even today, the few white rappers who made it to the major record labels, don’t share my middle class perspective. There has always been a ghetto and gangsta appeal to rap music, and I’m neither of those. I’m an educated, middle class guy…who likes to rap. You don’t have to be “Riding Dirty” to like rap music, and I don’t “Ride Dirty,” lol. I don’t smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs. Really, if your are not “Riding Dirty” in the first place, then, the police or anybody else…won’t catch you “Riding Dirty.”

STR: I imagine it must be incredibly hard to become successful in the music industry. Are you still hopeful it will happen for you? What are your plans for the future? How can your fans support your efforts?

DENNY: With all of the amazing technological advances, the music industry is rapidly changing. I’m a perfect example of it. These days, via the internet, you can get your material out to the masses instantly, and consumers aren’t going out to the record stores as much. With “File Transfers” you don’t even need a physical product. I think that “Success” is being able to do…what you love to do. I’m very blessed to be able to do that. Currently, I’m still working on smoothing out my rapping, ha ha. I’m also working on another CD project, and I’ve been contacted by a few television and movie producers. Hopefully, you’ll be seeing The Average Homeboy on Network TV again and on The Big Screen. I keep all of my friends and fans updated on my website: dennyblaze.com . My CDs and DVDs are available there, and I have all kinds of merchandise such as: T-Shirts and Ringtones!

STR: Let me close this interview with a nonsensical question: Do you still eat Froot Loops?

DENNY: Yes, I love all kinds of cereal. There’s no doubt that Froot Loops are my favorite.

STR: Is there anything else you like to add?

DENNY: Thank you for sharing my story, and I hope that your readers will just be BLAZED!

STR: Once more, thanks so much for taking the time to answer my questions, Denny. It has been a privilege. Please keep in touch.

Denny Blazin’, the Average Homeboy, Ladies and Gentleman. Please support him by visiting his website, rating his amazing video on youtube or, even better, buying his music on iTunes.

God bless you. Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Good morning Dear Readers

Our good friend Tristan Shuddery just sent me this email:

Dear Shelley

Can you put this link on our home page for our patriotic readers to take advantage of the offer? It’s the sort of thing a Pro-business site like ours should definitely do!

I’d do it right now but I am stuck in traffic on my way to a prayer meeting. It’s just hard to write an article in stop-and-go traffic, even if you drive a Lincoln Navigator.

Yours,
Tristan

God bless satellite Internet connections! Tristan sure is a hell of a guy I tell you what!

He is talking about a lovely poster from the “Young America’s Foundation” (for all your gentlemen out there, it even includes lovely Anne Coulter, so there is another reason to go for it).

And you won’t believe it. THIS POSTER IS FREE!!! You have to be nuts not to order! I know most of you are New Max readers and will be very interested in this offer.

So. Go for it and order now!

All the best, God bless you and have a wonderful day,
Shelley N. Goodman