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Hello America, if you’re like me you enjoy spending time with family and friends singing traditional Christian songs of hope and salvation. That’s why nothing excited us more here at STR than when our friends and fellow Christian activists at the Westboro Baptist Church sent us their latest hit single titled ‘God Hates The World’. Let me just make it clear: this is an uplifting and wonderful little tune about how liberals and America-haters are all going to die and burn in Hell forever just as Jesus desires. It’s a guaranteed hit that brings tears to my eyes every time it gets played on the radio here in Arkansas.

Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.

In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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Friends,

You may have heard of a new video game called “Spore” – according to the drive-by media it’s all about “Evolution”. So why do liberals hate the game? There’s a campaign to give it one-star reviews on Amazon.com. Could it be that they hate the game because it tells the TRUTH about evolution?

Spore was created by Will Right: He’s a major McCain backer and a true American conservative entrepreneur. That’s exactly the sort of person that liberals hate.

Alexander Cornswalled, a leading Christian game-reviewer and veteran culture-warrior actually got to play a legal copy of the game. This is his review:

“The main criticism of the game is that it endorses evolution and promotes a “try and see if it works” vision of creation. Even when not explicitly endorsing evolution it, according to its critics, promotes the idea that God was just trying different things to see if they would work…. The reality of the game is very different and I think Christians are missing out on a tremendous opportunity to use popular media for evangelism.”

Cornswalled went on to investigate the role that “evolution” plays in the game, and found it to his satisfaction:

The actual “evolution” in the game is limited to a creature surviving or dying based on how well it’s adapted to its environment. At no point in game play does the creature actually change form one type of creature into another. All of the “evolution” is micro evolution, variation within the created type.

The actual design phase is where the creature is advanced. The design phase is where you step into the role of the creator and build or modify your creation. Critics claim that this is evil because it’s not a reflection of how God created the universe. I think its brilliant because it shows just how HARD designing a creature can be.

Shelley and I will be encouraging the kids at next year’s Jesus Camp to play this game in order to fully appreciate the awesome wonder of God’s creation. We are buying ten copies of the game now, safe in the knowledge that profits from this game will go towards funding the McCain Palin campaign.

Spore asks kids to think about evolution. By playing this game they realize that nothing evolves by itself – something has to guide it. You too can use this game as a witnessing tool to help your friends and family understand the literal truth of the book of Genesis.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Friends,

I’ve been a little quite since the 4th – the truth is something big happened to me that night that at first I didn’t want to share with you. The truth I hate to admit is that I was scared.

It took me a while to open up – at first I mentioned it at our weekly prayer circle Shelley convinced me to write something about it. It’s really hard to talk about because and I know some of you will think I’m crazy… but heck I know that I’m just doing what Jesus wants.

That Friday, I was saying my prayers just before I went to sleep, when I suddenly felt a feeling of elation, as if I had been touched by an Angel – across the room I could see a figure materializing in the dusk: An old man, weary from a life of struggle. As I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, the form infront of me took shape, it was a ghost, but of whom? Suddenly the phantom begant to speak and I at once recognized the voice of a godly man, steeped in wisdom and the kindness of Jesus Christ:

It was the ghost of Jesse Helmes!

Jesse Helms, one of the greatest patriots ever. He fought against sin, he dared speak out against homosexuality, abortion, atheism and other such issues of critical importance to all sensible Americans. He will be greatly missed by every conservative.

“Friend”, spoke the phantom, “I gave my life in the service of Christ, and I have been sent by the LORD to deliver one last message. Soon I will be in heaven sitting along with Ronald Reagan, Barry Goldwater and Jerry Falwell at the feet of Jesus Christ, but my work here is not complete, you and your readers must complete what I started.”

“What must I do”, I asked – “What is God’s will?” – I nervously added.

“God wants you to do exactly what he wanted me to do”, spoke the old ghost, “God wants you to stamp out liberalism, expose Barack Hussein Obama and avenge the people who criticize Larry Sinclair and above all get John McCain elected as the 44th President of the USA so that he can continue George W. Bush’s sensible policies”

“I can do that… I swear!”, I said, but the ghost looked deep into my soul with his stern, yet loving eyes:

“That’s not all Jimmy. Jesus has given me a warning for you to pass on to the world: The end times are approaching and God’s people – the white folk will come under attack. You will be attacked by negroes and the forces of political correctness. You will be attacked by the homosexuals who will destroy our institution of marriage. You will be attacked by abortionists who will kill your children. You will be attacked by liberals who will try to infect you with their moral relativism – but you must stay strong. You must resist. You must fight”

“How, how must I fight these forces of evil?”, I implored.

“Simple – you must give everything you own, and every waking minute of the day to secure a victory for the Republican party, God’s party to guarantee that America is once again safe for people like you who love Freedom.”, replied the ghost.

And with that, the spirit ascended – I could almost swear that I saw shimmering wings carrying the spirit of Jesse Helms aloft, into the loving embrace of Jesus Christ.

All my life I have known that my simple faith in Christ would be rewarded, but with all modesty, I am surprised that God has chosen me, and my fellow writers at Shelley The Republican.com to be the vessels of all our salvation. This humble Christian will submit to God’s request.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment – We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage – We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos – We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith – We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade – We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
Yours in Christ

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This post is especially (or exspecially, I guess) for our negro and towelhead readers.

Jack Chick has been showing foul, evil, wicked sodomites the error of their ways in entertaining little comic books for decades now.? With Jesus as your co-author how you help but telling the compelling truth of everlasting life in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

He don’t shy away from the tough subjects, neither.? It don’t matter if you’re a drug addict, homo, alcoholic, Jew, Catholic?or a trucker, Jack Chick has a tract that’ll tell you exactly why you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.? I think maybe about the only thing he ain’t written about is man-on-dog sex and that’s probably a good thing cuz it’s too disgusting to mention in public.

Jack don’t never sleep, it seems.? He’s on a permanent cup o’ Jesus!? He’s probably written a couple hundred tracts and he ain’t even tired yet.? I can’t think of anyone who loves talking about the eternal torment of Hell and redemption through Jesus more than Jack.? And ain’t no one does it better than him.? Folks try but they ain’t got God like Jack does.

Some folks try to copy the Chick Tract style but they
come out looking like cheap imitations.

Have you ever been to a Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie and said to yourself, “Golly!? There ain’t no way that he could do a dance better than that one”, only to find yourself saying the same thing watching the next Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie ?? That’s prolly the best definition of Jack Chick’s work you can give – he tops himself every single time.

Jack’s got a new tract out called Unforgiven?and if you’re a negro, a towelhead or a negro towelhead y’all better read this one and read it immediately cuz otherwise you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.

Jack knows that most negroes wind up in prison at least once (usually more) in their life so he starts it off in the most natural place – prison.? Lamont arrives in prison for the first time.

A typical prison scene – muderous gay nazi cannibals getting ready
to rape, kill and eat a negro

After five years of forced butt-sex, dressing like a girl and making license plates, Lamont’s soul is so damaged that he succumbs to the lie of Islam.? He went in Lamont and come out Mohammed!? Needless to say his current girlfriend (who looks like a she-male) ain’t too happy about it.? And when Jesus visits his grandma in her sleep, she ain’t too happy neither.? And everybody knows that y’all don’t mess with an elderly negress

Jesus frequently comes to Christians in their sleep and
tells them of loved ones that are in trouble

Granny marches right down to “Mohammed’s” how to get “all up in his nose” and set him back straight on the path to salvation.? And she don’t mess around!

If y’all ever wanna mess with a towelhead’s head, then tell ‘em
that Christians ain’t got no prayer schedule.? We can pray as much
or as little as we want.? Jesus will know when we’re sincere.

In just about the only theological lapse in the whole tract, Granny says that “we don’t know if Jesus was white”.? That ain’t right but you can understand why she says it.? Many negroes wanna believe that Jesus was a negro, just like the taco jockeys think Jesus was a taco jockey and the Jews think he was a Jew.? It oughta be pretty clear He was a white man.? And so was Mohommed.? One of the great things about Chick Tracts is they always back up what they say with where you can find where what was said was said.? So when “Mohammed” starts “talkin’ garbage” about Christianity as a “white man’s” religion (like there’s something wrong with that – we ain’t the one’s in prison!), Granny got the answer right at her brown, wrinkled, floor washing fingertips.

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By quoting the Korean, Jack can really “get all up in your nose” of negro towelheads who only wanna believe what their so-called “religious leaders” want them to believe.? He shakes ‘em up outta their blind following of a fake messiah who’s really just a character in a book instead of being the real, true Savior of mankind.? And like all Muslims, they gotta kill the non-believers and it don’t matter if it’s Halle Berry or his very own granny.

As Jack points out, Muslims (and particularly black Muslims)
go into a blind, murderous rage when confronted with the
truth that Islam is a false, dangerous and Satanic religion.

?Now I ain’t gonna spoil the ending as to whether he strangles his own granny to death.? Y’all are gonna have to read the tract to find that out.? But it oughta be pretty obvious that when “Mohammed” dies, God ain’t none too happy with him.? Satan’s pretty happy, though to have another damaged soul to torture for the rest of eternity.

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I urge all our negro, muslim and negro muslim readers to order this tract from Chick Publications.? They’re only fifteen cents each and you can get ‘em in packs of 25 so that $3.75 or about a half hour’s work as a janitor.? It’s well worth the price cuz when your father, mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, grandpa or grandma gets out of jail you’re gonna have their salvation right there in your hand – courtesy of Jack?Chick!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Dear friends,

Please watch this video:

Isn’t that horrifying?

Please watch this too:

Finally, if you can stomach it, watch this:

Look at the way this disgusting man laughs at Bill O’Reilly at the end of the interview. Why would any American patriot do such a thing?

Well…

I know you aren’t supposed to say such things in case The New York Times and lesbian feminazi thought police issue a fatwah on you, but the truth is clear and easy to see.

They aren’t American patriots at all!

That’s right. What do these two men, Jon Stewart and Kenneth Olbermann have in common other than an insane hatred of our Christian friend Bill O’Reilly?

They’re Jews.

O’Reilly is too decent to say it. And as has been scientifically proven, he is not a racist. But still the stark facts remain. O’Reilly is being persecuted by Jews. Isn’t that wonderful? First they kill Jesus. Then they start eating Christian babies. Now they attack America’s number two patriot in chief, after Our Leader George W Bush.

That’s right. Just look at the recent crisis of restaurantgate! It isn’t black people complaining about the fact that Bill O’Reilly enjoyed eating in one of their restaurants. It’s the jews who control our media who are putting it on the agenda.

It’s so clear that the drive-by media (to use Bill-O’s expression) are crucifying this great pariot, and for what? Judas got 20 pieces of silver – but those who oppose Bill O’Reilly’s common-sense point of view stand to gain a bigger and much more evil reward: Control over the soul of the American people.

Friends, this persecution has to stop. Will you not speak when they first come for Bill O’Reilly, because you are not him? Will you not speak up when they come for the CEOs, because you are not a CEO? Will you not speak up when they come for the pastors, because you are not a member of the clergy? What will happen then, when they come for you and there is no one left to speak up?

Seriously!

What’s next? Hanging O’Reilly on a cross, driving nails into his hands and feet and leaving him for the birds to peck out his eyes?

Well?

It’s not that unlikely. They did it before, after all.

Think hard friends. Think hard.

Sam Johnston

P.S.

For more on the wonderful Mr O’Reilly, please visit this page.

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Friends,

Are you as concerned as I about a brand-new technology called “WiFi” which might already be harming our kids. Instead of using traditional cables and telephone lines, WiFi, puts the Internet into radio-signals beamed far above our heads, but what happens when something goes wrong?

A Wi-Fi base-station is more-usually called an ‘airport’, the first ever Airport was made by Apple computer because they needed a more effective method of distributing liberal pro-abortion videos around their Cupertino campus. According to leading scientists, having an Airport in your home could expose your children to harmful radiation.

If you stand too close to a WiFi transmitter, instead of bouncing harmlessly off the stratosphere, the signal can go directly through you, a hazard completely undocumented and denied by WiFi manufacturers. This radiation can be almost entirely eliminatd by placing the Airport in a fully-enclosing lead box, however after countless hours of searching for this sensible safety device, we have yet to find a single retailer brave enough to stock this product. Perhaps this is an opportunity for the rapidly-expanding Christian-retail sector to exploit?

Even if you manage to shield yourself from the dangerous WiFi radiation, leading family groups are becoming concerned that WiFi has no content filtering standard. A WiFi connection literally imposes no restrictions on what kids are allowed to download.

Case in point, the new OLPC – a communist vision of WiFi enabled computing came without any content filtering. As a result, the African children who were to be the first unlucky recipients of these computers soon found them overwhelmed by porn and viruses.

When African evangelicals called to ask what to do with OLPC laptops which have been corrupted by pornography, my simple advice was to burn every affected device, plus any that may have been within WiFi – range of infected machines. I explained that porn is like a virus and WiFi provides unlimited means of infection. Sadly the children are now without their laptops, but on the positive side, none of them will ever again be subjected to the temptation of an unfiltered WiFi connection.

Since these computers were too underpowered to run a modern operating system, they had no choice but to but to burn these hazardous machines and wait until Jesus saw fit to give them enough money to afford a full-sized computer running the state-of-the-art Windows Vista.

Jack Thompson, a leading expert in video-game violence and pornography: He has fought and won many battles against the liberal media who are desperate to corrupt your children with obscene games like “Hot Coffee”. Today he is helping concerned parents fight against the WiFi menace, which sneaky video-game manufacturers have put into games-consoles and even toys!

To find out more about this troubling technology, I asked Jack Thompson, a senior fellow of the STR institute, and one of America’s leading campaigners for family morality: Thompson invited me to his “crime-lab” where he would put on a demonstration:

I asked Jack to outline a worst-case scenario – just how dangerous could this WiFi be? The results were shocking: He demonstrated a normal looking Windows laptop, however one which secretly had been equipped with an Airport-Extreme chip. Jack explained that it was not possible to remove the WiFi from this laptop because it has been built into the computer’s mother-board.

Next he carefully switched on an ‘airport’: He explained that in certain cities one would not even need to switch such a device on, because their incredible 50 mile range would ensure that just about every kid in America was in range of one of these evil devices without parental knowledge.

Once the private domain of sinister closet-dwelling liberals, the growth of WiFi means that they can bring their obscene pornography into any location. This liberalwas caught teaching children how to surf for porn in a high-school playground.

Finally, he demonstrated that with a few simple key-presses and mouse clicks he had managed to connect the laptop to some kind of gay-porn server. Within minutes he had downloaded what appears to be hours of disgusting hard-core homosexual pornography. I was almost sick over the laptop, watching the sodomites guarantee their place in hell. Later Jack explained that as we were standing directly between the Airport and his laptop the gay-porn was actually traveling through us. Then I really was sick. And after I had cleared up, Jack and I prayed in the name of Jesus to save America from this evil.

I believe that Jack’s demonstration could not have been more persuasive: Under the Clinton government, valuable radio-frequencies were just given away to Apple for their Airports. Jack believes this is unlawful, which is why we are forced to take the FCC to court. Jack hasdiligently forwarded all of the homosexual filth-porn to the court as part of out initial filing. This is evidence that I expect will be as persuasive to the judge as it was to me.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Friends,

Only a few days ago we shed tears remembering the unprovoked attack on the World Trade Center, six years ago. Amongst our sadness one clear voice rang out with a message of hope and a clear plan to keep America safe forever. But just as soon as George W. Bush’s brave general gave his report, the massed hordes of the drive-by liberal media set their character assassination machine into overdrive.

The liberal attack-group moveon.org published this hateful ad in the New York Times, the soddomite’s news-publication of choice.

But just who is General Patraeus, and why is it that all sensible Americans should believe him? Put simply, General Patraeus is one of America’s finest fighting men, a Christ-warrior who is steeped in the the Holy Spirit and has been putting his own life on the line since the day he signed-up to join the Army. Sometimes I think the media does not report on just who the real David Patraeus is, which is why I want to tell you this very personal story about America’s 2nd greatest patriot:

Patraeus: His battle-worn determination is un-deminished by the horrors of islamofascism. For David Patraeus, the ultimate field-guide is the Holy Bible. It is roumored that he always carries one hidden in a pocket in his camouflaged jacket, and that he consults it at times of strategic difficulty.

Back in 1977 David Patraeus led “Ghost Squad” a team of some of the bravest toughest fighters ever to serve the U.S. Army – famous for their ability to pull off missions considered too dangerous for normal forces:

This story takes place, one night, deep in Vietnamese enemy territory. After intense, deadly combat, his squad had hunkered down in fox-holes waiting for the support that they so desperately needed. David Patraeus took first watch, peering out into the thick jungle canopy for a the deadly, lurking evil of his communist foe. If you could have looked into that young man’s eyes you would have seen an intense vigilance and a clarity of thought which years later would make him one of the President’s most trusted advisers.

His men were running low on ammo, food and water – in short the situation was desperate. Worse still, Patraeus knew that the evil communist Viet-Cong had them surrounded and might strike at any moment. But in the middle of the dank, humid jungle night David saw a bright light approaching through the dense foliage – a figure like a man, dressed in glittering robes – glowing with a pure ethereal white light and on his back, a pair of giant dove-like wings. It was an angel of the LORD, who had come to bring an important message from JESUS.

The Angel spoke to David:

“Tell me, which would you prefer – victory on the battlefield tomorrow or eternal victory in the kingdom of heaven”.

David Replied, “Truly sir, it is written in the Bible that nothing is more valuable than the Kingdom of Heaven – if it is God’s will that we die in combat tomorrow then so be it”

“You have spoken well”, replied the Angel, “And you shall be rewarded. You bear the name of one of God’s prophets – a mighty warrior who slew a great foe and led his people back to God. Some day you will do the same.”

Young David slew the mighty golath – an inspiration to David Patraeus who like the original King David fights for God.

And in that instant the Angel disappeared without a trace but the ghost of the bright light in the future General’s eyes. Had it been a dream? Could he have imagined the whole thing?

At dawn, David rallied his men and told them of his vision of the night before. He ordered his men to take their weapons and use them in the name of Jesus to defend America, freedom and Democracy.

Almost at that instant, the entire squad heard gunfire and angry, malicious foreign-voices. They had been found. Instinctively the men got down to a prone position, all the better to hide amongst the rough foliage – all the men except David Patraeus who stood brave and defiant.

“Stand and fight” he shouted, “for the LORD has promised us victory over the our faithless foe” – as he let forth a volley of bullets from his assault-rifle, spraying the Forrest with the hollow-point rounds of God’s retribution. Inspired the squad rose to their feet and followed their leader, safe in the knowledge that every one of them was shielded by the armor of God.

Not one of David’s men were harmed, but that day his squad killed hundreds of the evil communists until only their leader remained, cowering in a ditch. Pistol drawn, Dacvid Patraeus approached the stinking ditch where the a mad-eyed bearded man dressed in rags and clutching Russian AK-47 gibbered and howled his beastly foreign words.

Death to anybody who opposes General David Patraeus: He fights for America

The in his thick , repulsive accent the communist spoke: “You may have won this time, but I shall be back”. And at that moment, the performed an occult motion with his arms and hands and abruptly vanished in a puff of black sulphurous smoke.

Years later David would come to recognise that evil face of the man in the pit: the face that haunted his dreams as none other than Osama Bin Laden, the most evil man in the world who would eventually become Saddam’s right-hand man and would indeed return to wage a war of terrorism against America, the land of Freedom, and whom one day George W. Bush would order David to hunt down in order to avenge the deaths of the thousands of Christian Americans who died in the twin-towers.

And how is it that I know all this? It’s simple – I was there. I was with David Patraeus when he fought the communists in Vietnam. I was with the people who were killed in 9/11, and I am with the soldiers now as they fight Osama’s troops on the streets of Afghanistan and Iraq, because I’m an average American, just like you.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
PROVERBS 11:22

A couple months ago, I went to McDonalds to pick up the family some dinner and I dang near lost my lunch.? Standing in line was this painted Jezebel that looked like she was ready to have sexual intercourse with the first person that asked her.?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and order a #4 combo meal in them?

I was fit to be tied!? I don’t think I’d been that angry since the democ-RATS stole the 2006 election!? It’s times like this when it’s important to ask Jesus for guidance and direction.? I fell to my knees right there and then and prayed for Him to tell me His will and when you keep yourself connected to Jesus the answer comes pretty darn quick.

“Y’all go home this instant and put some clothes on, you sinful harlot,” I told her in a voice filled with the grace of God.? “You are an affront to good, kindly, decent??Christians and y’all better change your ways PDQ cuz I can smell the sulfur from here!”

At first, she pretended not to notice me or hear me talking, but each time I said it a little louder and a little more forcefully until she finally turned around and spewed the most vile profanities imaginable.? I can’t say her reaction shocked me, but what DID shock me was what happened next.? The manager came out looking rightly annoyed at the disruption this tramp was causing.? She said she was “calling the police if you don’t leave”. ?Since the whore stood there screaming at me not leaving, the manager called the police.? They showed up a couple of minutes later…and then threatened to arrest ME!? I calmly explained to them the mistake they made and they told me they didn’t make no mistake and I had ten seconds to clear out.? Due to several pending civil liberties cases I’m involved in, I left but not without a few choice words about the laws of God trumping the laws of Man.? And to add insult to injury, as I sat praying in my truck, one of the cops left arm and arm with the slut, laughing like Satan at the democ-RAT national convention!

When I got back (with KFC for dinner) I emailed McDonalds corporate headquarters to register a protest over the wickedness they allow in their restaurants.? A couple months later, I ain’t hear nothing back and I ain’t been back to McDonalds and ain’t never going back there.? If they refuse to uphold biblical standards of decency then they ain’t getting my business and they can go to Hell for real.? They already lost the business of my prayer group, my church and the local Right To Life chapter I started up.? I’m thinking they’ll have to close it real soon.

I’m telling y’all this so I can point out that not all businesses promote the values of Satan over the values of God.? One such company is SouthWest Airlines which enforces a standard of modesty in dress for ALL passengers.? If you come onto a Southwest Airline flight looking to prostitute yourself, well, that ain’t gonna happen.? Just ask wanton slut, Kyla Ebbert.

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Arizona in them?

This cheap trollop (who uses her breasts to get tips at a Hooters strip club) came waltzing on a flight to Arizona for a “doctor appointment”.? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if it was to murder a pre-born.? Southewest, though, don’t put up with this kind of thing.? Southwest is a family airline committed to the biblical principals of modesty and Levitical law.? The stewardess pulled this little chippie up from her seat and told her that Southwest was a family airline and she’d better go get some clothes on or walk to the abortuary.

If you think they’re gonna let just anybody fly with them, well, y’all got another thing coming to ya.? It ain’t the first time they stood up for what was right and proper

Lorrie Heasley, of Woodland, Wash., was asked to leave her flight from Los Angeles to Portland, Ore., Tuesday for wearing a T-shirt with pictures of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and a phrase similar to the popular film title “Meet the Fockers.” )?
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The airline felt that the T-shirt was offensive and that other passengers would be outraged by it, the spokeswoman said, adding that the incident is about “decency.”

AMEN!?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Portland in them?

Are you great big fat pig seduced by the sin of gluttony?? Find another airline cuz Southwest is gonna make you pay double for displeasing God!

All in all, I’m hoping that Southwest Airlines will become the Official Airline of Bein’ Good!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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We, at Shelley The Republican, take a lot of guff.? “You’re sexist”, “You’re racist”, “You’re fascist” blah, blah, blah.? And, believe it or not, Mrs. Goodman, Tristan, Sam and I take criticism very seriously except when it comes from the homos, lesbos, lie-berals, socialists and Yurpeens.? I think I speak for the rest of the Godly of America when I say that y’all can just go back to Russia and leave us folk alone.

The Jews of the Anti-Defamation league want to stop “hate”.? Maybe they
should spend a day or two here reading the comments.? Then they’ll know
what “hate” means.

The reason I?bring it up is that for some reason if you call an?”guest worker”?a taco-jockey, beaner or El Thief-o De Job-o then you “hate” Mexicans.? That ain’t the case at all!? I ain’t sure if I can put it any plainer – We don’t hate Mexicans or any other Spanish-speakers.? We just want them to keep their drug-pushing, drunk-driving, child-murders on their side of the border.? Simple as that.

As a matter of fact, Fox News had a story last week about a 17-year old Nicaraguan girl that had us jumping and cheering and weeping all at the same time.? This girl – this SPANISH SPEAKING girl – oughta be a role model for every young?girl ?who makes the horrible mistake of having sex out of wedlock and finds herself getting pressured into killing the tiny little jewel of God growing inside her.? It’s also a story of a family coming together under tough circumstances to mete out a justice that oughta make God proud.

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The people of Nicaragua are a simple and helpful people who
frequently fall prey to Godless atheists who flee from
American and Jesus.

The girl, I’ll call her “Peggy”, made some real bad choices and fell under the spell of a 52-year old American and?possible pedophile?named Kenneth A. Kinzel.? Kinzel, who, no doubt, is friendly with atheists, took advantage?simple, trusting and childlike nature of the Nicaraguans?as those without God and morals frequently do.? He most likely promised her everything, including US citizenship and a job in a beautiful, state of the art American hotel.? Not knowing any better, she believed him and he brutally took away the precious gift of virginity that God gave her.? As a result, she became with child.?

Kinzel refused to do the right thing and marry her in the sight of God.? Instead, as she neared her eighth month, he began to threaten to kill her and kill the precious, blameless child inside her.? She thought nothing of her own life but to threaten the life of the baby she nurtured for eight wonderful months…that was too much.? God, she knew, was already upset with her but if she allowed this no-good thug to kill her child…there it’d be impossible to avoid an eternity in the lowest depths of Hell.? She prayed to God for guidance, putting herself at His mercy.

“Peggy” knew that only God had the solution to the horrible
situation she found herself in.? Praying to God is always
the best solution to any problem.

“Oh, Lord,” she said Spanish, “tell me what to do!? How can I protect this irreplaceable gift whose heart beats as mine beats?? Lord, help me!”

And God heard her plea and He came into her heart and answered her – “Kill him and protect the child that I, the Lord God, granted unto you.”

So she got a pistol and shot him.?

What do you do with garbage?? You pack it up and throw
it away.

Her fourteen-year old sister and nineteen-year old brother came home to find Kinzel dead and their sister frightened but proud.? The child would have a future now.? Looking down at the dead man, they made a family decision.? This Kinzel was a worthless, souless, Godless piece of garbage and deserved to be treated as such.? So they each got knives and cut up his sinful body, put the parts into garbage bags and buried them far away.

And if that ain’t enough, her brother has Down’s Syndrome!? If that’s not a family to be proud of; a family that stands by one another to protect a life not yet born; a family that is blessed by the Lord God, maker of the Universe and creator of life, then?I guess I just don’t know what the word “family” means.

Even though he probably couldn’t understand what he was
doing, her Down’s Syndrome brother knew the Lord’s work
when he saw it and let God guide his hand.

So, here’s to them!? On behalf of Shelley The Republican I offer a hearty God Bless You and hope that you’ll stay in Nicaragua and not try to take jobs from hard-working Americans.

BBN
God is Love!
www.billybobneck.com

 

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Friends,

At our most recent prayer gathering, Billy mentioned his concern that the mainstream media just isn’t reporting all the good news that happens in Iraq – all we hear about is car-bombs and shootings, but what about all the great freedom the Iraqis have? Could the liberal media’s anti-freedom agenda be any more blatent?

So Billy and I were talking about what we could do to show the world how well the “Surge Strategy” is working. We needed some new ideas, so who else should we turn to other than the party of ideas, our fellow Republicans:

While power-crazed liberals like John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi are busy making nice with our terrorist enemies, Republican presidential candidate John McCain and Senator Graham from South Carolina have decided to see for themselves what Iraq is like. And the great thing is, what they saw confirmed exactly what our President told us would happen.

And that was when I suggested to Billy Bob that we should raise funds to send him to Iraq. If Senators Graham and McCain, are safe buying carpets then Billy should be safe giving out Holy Bibles and preaching the world of Jesus in that same marketplace. The only trouble is, we’ve got to raise $100,000 in order to be able to send him and the Jesus-car out there.

Billy Bob Neck is one of America’s greates culture-warriors. If we can raise $100,000 he promises to present an entire episode of the Hour of Being Good from the very same Baghdad market the Senator McCain visited.

The task of raising that much money seems daunting; I’ve got to admit that when Billy told me how much his trip would cost I figured that it was impossible. But after a few moments of prayer, Jesus let me in on a secret:

He told me that there are a thousand patriotic readers of Shelley The Republican who each feel the calling, deep down in their heart to give Billy the money he so desperately needs in order to spread the word of Jesus to the islamofascists. Jesus told me that all of you will donate generously, so please dont make a liar out of Jesus!
This is where you can help: Please use the PayPal donate button on the side of this page to give however much Jesus wants you to give in order to send Billy to Iraq. As soon as we get exactly $100,000 will dispatch Billy directly to Iraq. Your donation can help Billy and Jesus’ dreams come true.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Actress Brittany Murphy conquered her fear of flying by praying. Murphy was always very afraid to fly but now puts all her trust in God.

Contactmusic.com quotes her as saying: ‘I’ve got over it. Now when I get on the plane, I say a prayer until I know we are up safely. I have a lot of faith and pray a lot. So I gave my trust to God and I ask him to carry the plane safely to the destination.’

Brittany Murphy does not only support God, but also American made products. A fine example of true American patriotism.Barbara

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Friends,
most of you might already know her. Her endless dedication to Christ made her famous when she had an emotional outbreak on Fox’ “Trading Spouses“.

I hereby nominate the Marguerite Perrin, the “God Warrior” for Role Model of the Week!

God bless America,
Shelley Goodman

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