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The liberal pundits make a great deal over the nazi-like efficiency of Obama’s "ground-game", his ability to mobilize supporters on election day has been compared to Hitler’s "blitz-kreig" or "lightning-war". This purportedly means that he will be able to get more people to the polling stations which they claim will result in a victory for the Dumbocrats.

While anybody who has served in the Army knows that ground-power can be formidable, the Republicans have an advantage that is sure to wipe-out Obama’s ground-forces: It’s an advantage far stronger that has never failed: I’m talking about the power of prayer.

The secret behind our prayer advantage was the surprise appointment of Sarah Palin: Despite being one of the youngest VP candidates ever, this fresh-faced maverick reformer was already one of America’s most accomplished prayer warriors. She’s transformed the once-corrupt Alaska into a haven for Christians who need not be troubled by out-dated liberal ideas of church-state separation.

While Obama and Biden organized their earthly resources and bragged about their millions of campaign-donations, McCain and Palin wisely built-up their spiritual power:

We republicans have prayer teams organized in every single state. We have tactical prayer-squads targeting individual polling stations, able to be deployed at half an hour’s notice so that they can be anywhere where the power of Jesus is required. We even have an airborne prayer-team who can deploy at the remotest of locations. Our prayer-power outshines anything the Democrats can deliver by an estimated factor of 40.

The democrats, meanwhile are burdened by the fact that most of them are atheists - no dobt God will show them the foolish errors of their ways when they have lost this election.

This highly-organized team of soldiers for Christ will soon focus their attention on the count: We will implore God that his will be done and that his candidate John McCain be elected so that we may follow God’s agenda of ending homosexuality, liberalism and abortion.

This is where you come in: Please join the web-prayer-o-thon. Begin your prayer vigil as soon as your local polling station closes. Face the direction of the building where the count is taking place and shout ispirational verses from the Holy Bible at the top of your voice. No doubt, God will hear your prayer and help win the election for the good guys. With God on our side we will be unstoppable.

Yours in Christ,

JG

Friends,

The libtards are desperate: They will resort to anything in order to discredit John McCain and Sarah Palin, the rightful heirs to the Presidency - just look at this obvious fake photo which is being promoted by one ultra-leftist blogger:

You don’t have to be a professor to see that this photo is just as fake as Barrack Hussein Obama’s non-existent birth certificate. I’m truly disgusted that the Demoncrats would resort to such obvious scare tactics in order to attack a man who so bravely served his country and was once a POW.

The Facts: John McCain has NEVER attended an ACORN meeting. He does not meet with terrorists. If he had any recollection of such an event he would of said so. He didn’t. End of story.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy G.

Friends,

We just heard from the McCain campaign team - I’m pleased to be able to report that our dream ticket will be a reality. The Republican Vice-Presidential canidate, and the next Vice-President of the USA will be:

SARAH PALIN!

It’s official, folks - we heard this news from McCain campaign insiders. Together McCain & Palin can end the massacre of our pre-borns and re-institute biblical law in the God’s own country. Two great Christians fighting a crusade against sin and evil in our society.

When you think about it, Palin is the obvious choice to counter Joe Biden. Who better than a Bible Believing hockey-mom to counteract Biden’s aggressive secularism?

Yours In Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

God does not want you to be a slob, a bum. He doesn’t want you to be living in the Gutter - he wants you to be rich, successful, proud, patriotic - just like God’s candidate in the Presidential Election: John McCain.

How do you think John McCain got rich? Simple, it’s his Christian values and simple faith in Jesus - just look at him. He’s 100% a winner. Only a winner would live in a place like this:

What a beautiful lawn, what a beautiful house! And did you know that our next President has nine other mansions as well as this one. But as well all know, success is not just about houses, it’s also about family life and the people most dear to our lives. As you know John McCain married his high-school sweet-heart, and former Prom-queen Cindy:

Together the McCains stand for love, honour and integrity - all in the framework of the Christian institute of Marriage. But dont be fooled - John McCain isnt about sentimentality - he’s a man of action:

When he’s not driving the Straight-talk express, John McCain travels in style on his very own private jet. Can you think of a more succsessful way to travel? God gave this former POW his own set of wings!

But just because McCain is at home in the sky, does not mean he’s not got his feet firmly on the ground: These perfectly polished stylish loafers remind you that you are in the presence of a man of substance, unlike this fellow:

They say you can tell a great deal about a man by his shoes - so what do these shabby, ill-fitting neglected shoes tell you about the way Barack Hussein Obama would look after America?