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It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors of Shelley The Republican that certain homosexual, liberal and other such European-oriented persons have attempted to smear our pristine reputation as defenders of ALL life with the base and baseless insinuation that, in some way, we were responsible for the death of the immoral mass murderer, George Tiller the Baby Killer.

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

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Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen

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Friends there’s been a lot of talk about the ‘shministim ‘, the group that goes by the silly moniker of ‘Jewish voices for Peace’ . They’re a group of Israeli self-loathing ‘conscientious objectors’ who want to use sedition and pacifist conspiracy to destroy Israel from within. These vicious ‘shministim’ gangsters need to be stopped!

Anti-Semitism at it’s Worst: Why do the ‘shministim’ hate Israel so much they’re willing to have peace with the Palestinians? Palestinians are dangerous land-grabbing murderers, constantly plotting from their armed fortresses of West Bank and Gaza to destroy Israel.

Israel is America’s bulwark against the Islamofascist hordes threatening to destroy civilization: this is why the US gives over 3 times the amount spent by most NATO countries to Israel. Simply put we have no choice: Jews may have brutally killed Jesus, but forgiveness and tolerance are the hallmark of Christian Republican America. As our good friends and Shelley-PAC donors at Jews for Jesus and AIPAC have said, we need to keep financing Israel and settlement expansion or the terrorists will have won.

Some people argue that Israelis who take trillions in American taxpayer handouts are freeloading bums: this is completely false and unfair. As Christians we need to respect Jewish traditions, and accepting free money is one of judaism’s oldest ones. Whether the Federal Reserve or the multi-billion dollar porn industry, it’s customary they congregate in quick-buck easy-money enterprises around the globe, it’s just the way it is, and it’s not for us to comment on. If jewish lawyers from the ACLU criticized our homemade American tradition of apple pie and lighting crosses on fire on black people’s lawns, would we accept that? Of course not, good white Christians have been doing it since the dawn of time, it’s true-blue Americana and it’s a part of our cultural tradition. Plain as plain.

Peace at last, Palestinian criminal and Israeli defender: This photograph shows what America’s financial commitment to peace in the middle east can accomplish: with enough weaponry and ammunition the Palestinian scourge can be eradicated once and for all, bringing a final solution to the muslim infestation.

Let me ask you this Shministim thugs: you took America’s money but now you don’t want to kill any ragheads? You’re either cowards or double-crossing rats! Good to see you’ve brought shame to every Israeli who will gladly accept whatever money they get given, regardless of what they have to do for it. What makes you ‘shministim’ so special?

While here at STR we refuse to condone threats or violence of any kind it needs to be stated: the real ‘Jews for peace’ live in settlements in the West Bank and Gaza, carry loaded assault rifles, have a kill-on-sight any Palestinian they see attitude, and will do whatever it takes to rid the Holy Lands of the Islamofascist menace even if it means having to suffer through accidental mishaps like dropping white phosphorous on Palestinian civilians. As Christians we must do whatever we can to support this, it’s the least we can do, besides paying for all of it like we are already. And with enough good work the Rapture will finally occur, sending all good Christians (Jews and Muslims not included) to Heaven for all eternity.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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When Eve took a big old bite from that old apple she introduces sin to the world. Sickness and suffering was brought upon mankind as punishment.

All evil emanates from women. Without women this world would be free of sin, free of prostitution and superstition. There would neither be pain nor suffering.

Most women are whores deep down in their hearts, they spread guilt and jealousy by spreading their legs. Girls are born with sin in their DNA and that is why one has to treat girls with the utmost suspicion. Girls are being used by the Dark Lord to spread more sin into our Christian society.

Another slut trying to have her way with a young man. Without the help of Jesus this fight would be lost right from the start.

Whenever my daughter even shows the slightest sign of being a slut, I let her read the Bible out loud until she passes out of hunger and pain.

Prostitution: The crime of making men sin against the will of God. The Bible tells us that hookers are hated.

I always say: If you have to be a whore, be a whore for Jesus. If you have to serve a man, serve Jesus. He will not give you any STDs and He won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Dear Friends,

what does Christmas mean to you? What do you know about Christmas? This one day, the 25th of December 0000 changed the world like no other event did. That was the day Jesus invented Christmas by getting born.

The first Christmas ever: Young Mr. Jesus Christ was born. Proud parents and so much hope for the world.

Many false religions try to claim Christmas for themselves, with little to no success. Christmas is a Christian as Apple Pie is American. This one day on the 25th of December 0000 when it was snowing outside and the Christ family was waiting for Maria do drop her valuable load it was very clear that something special was about to happen. It was not only the birth of a very special child it was also the birth of everything that is good, decent and worth living. Without the birth of Jesus no morality would be possible today. Mankind would basically be like the towelheads are today: Just a bunch of dirty, uneducated heathens. Jesus made it all possible: The advantages in science and logic. The love and compassion that Christianity promoted was seen as weakness by other cultures around the world.

But what does Christmas mean today? For children it means gifts most of all, but should we give our children useless crap Made in China? Sure we should. Jesus wants us to be happy and enjoy life. He died on the cross just 32 years and 132 days later just to make sure we are absolved of all sins. Jesus’ unbelievable pain and suffering made sure we can enjoy life. He alone made it all possible. The Jews made him suffer unbelievably and still He did not cry and He did not bend. He was a man like no other. Christmas is a day to celebrate His life and to thank Him for His sacrifice.

Tortured and punished for the sins of mankind. At least the dirty Jews did nail Him to the cross instead to a star of david or whatever they use as symbol of their fake religion!

You need to visit a church in your area and make sure you bring everybody you know. Christmas ain’t Christmas without at least two church visits and at least one generous donation.

I urge you to enjoy Christmas because it very well might be the last we will ever have in this country. I think even the most feeble minded of Liberal will understand by now: Barack Hussein Obama ain’t no Christian. He is a hardcore leftwing, communist, marxist, leninist Muzlim. It’s very possible that he will make Christmas celebration as we know it illegal or change it so much that there won’t be much left of the old beloved traditions we hold so dear. What do I mean by that? He might outlaw to cut down a tree for “environmental” reasons. He might not allow manger scenes because they are not politically correct to have one man, one woman and one child. Rather a manger scene must consist of two lesbians or two sodomites. And he also might just make Christmas illegal because it will be illegal to be a Christian in the future. He will not only open the door for Muzlim terrorist, he will also open the door for the destruction of Christian values this country was founded on.

Let’s celebrate Christmas just like Jesus intended.

That is why I urge you to enjoy this Christmas as best as you can. Gas up your Hummer, visit relatives, give generous gifts. Just be American one last Christmas and then get ready for the rapture.

It makes so so sad to see that America will finally be destroyed from within. The wrath of slavery is coming to haunt us. A negro has finally taken power and will punish us for the sins of our forefathers. Oh Lord, why must it end this way?

Friends, let’s pray.

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Dear Friends,
do you know that the American Dream is still alive today as it always was? Did you know that millions of foreigners dream of becoming Americans? I know you do because you read this blog and you can call yourself an informed American. The greatest challenge of our time is to protect our borders to prevent all these heathens from coming to the mighty United States. Which is not to say that a heathen or a towelhead or wetback can’t become a true American! This is what I want to convey to you. The American dream is so strong, so powerful, so beautiful that it can change the heart of even the worst American-hater. It can change the heart of people that have embedded in their satanic DNA to hate America, just because we have freedom.

The best example is the political commentator “Michelle Malking“. You might be surprised but yes, she is a member of the proud Republican Party and she is a good conservative, even though she is a slant-eye!!! Her chinamen parents brought her into the world in the believe that she would probably harm America by either actively fighting freedom or by working in a China factory producing lead-poisoned toys for your American breed to play with, but Jesus changed her heart and made her one of us, even though she will always look like a chinaman. Jesus was not willing to go that far, I guess and that is alright by me!

Because I know that we have many non-American readers who come here to criticize and insult us, I would like to take the opportunity and let you know that the American dream is also open to YOU! You also can be part of the greatest experiment in human history, even though you will never be a real American, you can help making the world a better place for all of us and Jesus will love you for it!
Deal?

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While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment – We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage – We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos – We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith – We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade – We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
Yours in Christ

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Dear Friends:
As we all know, our Lord and Savior will come down from Heaven to save mankind. Surely he will come to the USA first, since this is God’s chosen country. Therefore to give him legal status in America we need to grant him the US-Citizenship!
We can not let him walk around as illegal immigrant and possible be arrested by overeager officers of the department of ‘US Citizenship and Immigration Services’!

I suspect that many of my dear visitors will again suspect that this article is satirical, but I can assure you this is not the case. Whatever you believe, please consider signing this PETITION!

Dear Friends, thank you very much for all your support.

Yours sincerely,
Shelley Goodman

Picture Source: Villagevoice.com

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Dear Friends

Sorry for not writing some time. I was investigation the American porn industry in my own, working undercover. A long article about that is coming out soon. I am confident that together we can make porn history in America.

I just recently was online with my msn account and this is one chat transcript:

namechanged@hotmail.com: Hey Shelley :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Hello!
namechanged@hotmail.com: why do you hate queers?
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Because they are filthy and God hates them, too!
namechanged@hotmail.com: Jesus was gay :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: What??? How dare you? He was certainly not gay!
namechanged@hotmail.com: He liked to suck dick for sure.
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Oh Lord. I will pray for you, you’ll need it!
namechanged@hotmail.com: I am sending you some pictures to prove it to you!

And here are the pictures. Please don’t let your children see them. They are sick. Liberal “photoshoppers” have modified these images to make it look like Jesus was actually a queer.

If this is not shocking to you then I don’t know what will ever shock you.
We need to get aggressive. We can not allow liberal atheists to insult the Lord like this.

I demand that the authorities are starting to investigate and arrest these perpetrators!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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My dear friends,

Today, a message from those wonderful Christians at God’s Thoughts Wired, the daily mail out from the injesus community.

How happy I was to receive such a sensible and uplifting message in my inbox this morning. How joyous!

I decided to share it with y’all at STR.com. I know it will make you feel great too. Jesus is so cool! God is just The Man! Alleluljah! Praise! Praise! Praise!

“MossMen!”

By Brad Reiches

“You are to cling to the Lord your God.”
Joshua 23:8

We are created to be like the moss. Years ago I was speaking at a college retreat nestled deep in the central valley of California. During one of my early morning times with the Lord I noticed the trunk of a large tree completely blanketed by green moss. And it occurred to me:

AS THE MOSS CLINGS TO
THE TRUNK OF A TREE,
SO GOD HAS CALLED US TO CLING TO HIM.

“You shall fear the Lord your God; you shall serve Him and cling to Him…” (Deuteronomy 10:20, underline mine). All the moss is asked to do, all the moss is able to do is cling to the tree.

“As the waistband clings to the waist of a man,
so I made the whole household of Israel and the
whole household of Judah cling to me…”
Jeremiah 13:11

Cling to God. The job description for every Christian. We are created to be like the moss…

MossMen!”

As Christians, we can learn a lot from moss!

For more uplifting articles and words of wisdom – and to subscribe to this great rational service yourself, please click here.

Oh Jesus! Oh shower Him with praises and pour out your hot love onto his visage!

Sam Johnston

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As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
PROVERBS 11:22

A couple months ago, I went to McDonalds to pick up the family some dinner and I dang near lost my lunch.? Standing in line was this painted Jezebel that looked like she was ready to have sexual intercourse with the first person that asked her.?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and order a #4 combo meal in them?

I was fit to be tied!? I don’t think I’d been that angry since the democ-RATS stole the 2006 election!? It’s times like this when it’s important to ask Jesus for guidance and direction.? I fell to my knees right there and then and prayed for Him to tell me His will and when you keep yourself connected to Jesus the answer comes pretty darn quick.

“Y’all go home this instant and put some clothes on, you sinful harlot,” I told her in a voice filled with the grace of God.? “You are an affront to good, kindly, decent??Christians and y’all better change your ways PDQ cuz I can smell the sulfur from here!”

At first, she pretended not to notice me or hear me talking, but each time I said it a little louder and a little more forcefully until she finally turned around and spewed the most vile profanities imaginable.? I can’t say her reaction shocked me, but what DID shock me was what happened next.? The manager came out looking rightly annoyed at the disruption this tramp was causing.? She said she was “calling the police if you don’t leave”. ?Since the whore stood there screaming at me not leaving, the manager called the police.? They showed up a couple of minutes later…and then threatened to arrest ME!? I calmly explained to them the mistake they made and they told me they didn’t make no mistake and I had ten seconds to clear out.? Due to several pending civil liberties cases I’m involved in, I left but not without a few choice words about the laws of God trumping the laws of Man.? And to add insult to injury, as I sat praying in my truck, one of the cops left arm and arm with the slut, laughing like Satan at the democ-RAT national convention!

When I got back (with KFC for dinner) I emailed McDonalds corporate headquarters to register a protest over the wickedness they allow in their restaurants.? A couple months later, I ain’t hear nothing back and I ain’t been back to McDonalds and ain’t never going back there.? If they refuse to uphold biblical standards of decency then they ain’t getting my business and they can go to Hell for real.? They already lost the business of my prayer group, my church and the local Right To Life chapter I started up.? I’m thinking they’ll have to close it real soon.

I’m telling y’all this so I can point out that not all businesses promote the values of Satan over the values of God.? One such company is SouthWest Airlines which enforces a standard of modesty in dress for ALL passengers.? If you come onto a Southwest Airline flight looking to prostitute yourself, well, that ain’t gonna happen.? Just ask wanton slut, Kyla Ebbert.

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Arizona in them?

This cheap trollop (who uses her breasts to get tips at a Hooters strip club) came waltzing on a flight to Arizona for a “doctor appointment”.? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if it was to murder a pre-born.? Southewest, though, don’t put up with this kind of thing.? Southwest is a family airline committed to the biblical principals of modesty and Levitical law.? The stewardess pulled this little chippie up from her seat and told her that Southwest was a family airline and she’d better go get some clothes on or walk to the abortuary.

If you think they’re gonna let just anybody fly with them, well, y’all got another thing coming to ya.? It ain’t the first time they stood up for what was right and proper

Lorrie Heasley, of Woodland, Wash., was asked to leave her flight from Los Angeles to Portland, Ore., Tuesday for wearing a T-shirt with pictures of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and a phrase similar to the popular film title “Meet the Fockers.” )?
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The airline felt that the T-shirt was offensive and that other passengers would be outraged by it, the spokeswoman said, adding that the incident is about “decency.”

AMEN!?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Portland in them?

Are you great big fat pig seduced by the sin of gluttony?? Find another airline cuz Southwest is gonna make you pay double for displeasing God!

All in all, I’m hoping that Southwest Airlines will become the Official Airline of Bein’ Good!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Many of our more liberal readers often criticize us for “misrepresenting” Christianity and the teachings of Jesus. But what do they know? I spend hours every day investigating the man we call Jesus. The enormous popularity of STR makes this difficult much easier.

Among the 500 thousand visitors this Godly blog serves they are some highly skilled and devout Christian patriots.

Jesus was loving but not all about love. He loves those who deserve love and hates those who deserve hate. That is what we call justice.

One of them is Charles Widman, he contacted me in May offering his services to the project of profiling Jesus Christ. Charles is working for the FBI in Quantico, Virginia as a criminal profiler. The profession if profiling has helped to solve countless crimes across America and nobody is better in profiling persons than the FBI.

Based on what we know about Jesus from the Bible Mr. Widman is creating an extensive character profile of the Son of God. His work will be published as a book soon, coming to a good book store near you by the end of the year, but I am not a very patient woman and I had to know more right away. I called Mr. Widman today, asking me what he was able to find out so far. I want to share it with you.

Jesus was not afraid to fight for what he believed in. No doubt that He is fighting along side our troops in Iraq to kill terrorist killers.

Me: Mr. Widman, what were you able to find out about Jesus so far?
Charles Widman: You will be very surprised. Jesus is not at all the man some people claim he is.

Me: Can you elaborate?
Charles Widman: As you know I am a long time reader of your blog and I noticed that many of your readers often claim that Jesus is all about love and His love is endless and eternal. I found out that he is in fact an extremely loving person, but He also has a great sense of justice and if He feels that somebody is undeserving of love he can dispense plenty of hurt.

Me: On what do you base this assertion?
Charles Widman: On passages of the Bible of course. Sodom and Gomorrah comes to mind as well as when the Bible makes it very clear that a good father punishes his children to teach them [Pr 3:11-12].

Me: So, why are people so obsessed with Jesus being all good and can do no harm?
Charles Widman: This is fairly easy to explain. First of all they secretly fear Jesus because of their sinful lifestyle. By asserting that Jesus knows nothing but love they create the illusion that they will not be punished and not be held accountable.

John J. Rambo: The modern day version of Jesus:
“If I would make a film about Jesus today, depicting the real Jesus I would probably select Sylvester Stallone to act as Jesus. A tough guy with a sense of humor and justice, not afraid to kicking ass and taking names.”

Me: Did you notice any differences in how people perceive Jesus in regards of political affiliation?
Charles Widman: Yes. Liberals tend to believe that Jesus is nothing but good and loving and conservatives on the other hand perceive Jesus as tough but fair. That might also explain why Liberals follow Godless lifestyles like being homosexual. They feel secure in their belief that their won’t be consequences for their actions.

Me: What else can you tell me about Jesus?
Charles Widman: Jesus was a big hero. Not only did He fight against injustice but he also died for the sins of mankind as you know. If I would make a film about Jesus today, depicting the real Jesus I would probably select Sylvester Stallone to act as Jesus. A tough guy with a sense of humor and justice, not afraid to kicking ass and taking names.

If your children want a superhero for Christmas, how about the son of God?

Me: Thanks so much Mr. Widman. I can’t wait for your book to hit the shelves!
Charles Widman: Thank you Mr. Goodman. The book will be dedicated to you and the rest of your writer staff. Especially Sam Johnston and Tristan Shuddery have been very helpful finding out more about Jesus. Both are very dedicated and devout scholar of Christianity. I also would like to extend my utmost gratitude to Mr. Billy Bob Neck, who has promised to bring Jesus back into the US-Government should he win the presidential race.

Folks, you read it here first. The truth about Jesus is not what the liberal media tell you it is.

God bless and thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

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Please sign the petition to get the US-citizenship for Jesus. Don’t let Him be an illegal!
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Vile and confused transvestite, STEVE Stanton, got kicked out of HIS city manager position in Largo, FL because they didn’t hire a woman to do the job.? Any other person with a common sense and conscience would have gotten the message that being a transvestite was wrong and woulda stopped.? Not STEVE.? He’s now trying to get hired as the city manager for Sarasota, FL.

We gotta stop it!!

STEVE Stanton seems to think that an ugly man
can become a beautiful woman.? Judging by this picture
that is not the case.? The only thing is does is make

your soul blacker.

If HE gets hired then St. Petersburg’s gonna hire a transvestite city manager.? Then Tampa.? Then Tallahassee.? Then Atlanta.? Then Tuscaloosa.? And the next thing you know every single city, town and municipality in the United States of America is gonna have a transvestite city manager!?

Not only are they gonna paint everything pink, they’re gonna wanna change every building into something else because that’s what they do!? They’re gonna change the post office into health spa.? They’re gonna change the supermarket into a bowling alley.? They’re gonna change the churches in supermarkets!? Because that’s what they do – take something good that God made and change it into something other than what it was made for.

Transvestites take perfectly good firearms and change
them into an elephant.? These weapons are no longer usable
to kill islamo-fascist towelheads.

And what about our children?!? They’re gonna try to change them, too!? You’re asking yourself, like I did, why transvestites are targeting the city manager position.? It took me a little while to figure it out – FIELD TRIPS.? That’s right!? Every year tens of millions of schoolchildren eagerly look forward to the annual trip to the city manager’s office to learn about how purchase orders get filed to so that the DPW can get asphalt to fill potholes out in front of the school.? What kind of message do we give to our kids when the city MANager is a MAN in WOMAN’S pink, flowery pant suit ensemble?? Is that going to give them confidence in their local government?? Or will it undermine their faith causing the poison to travel into the state and, finally, national government and the next thing you know their voting with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to let our boys die in Iraq?

Imagine the poor little second grader going to sleep that night, tossing and turning with visions of a big burly man in a dress chasing after him.? I’d call that child abuse sanctioned by the government!? That boy is gonna grow up not knowing what’s what.? Ten years after the fact, when his battalions getting ready to go over to Iraq, he’s still gonna be having those same dreams.? Do you think that’s gonna make him a better or worse soldier?? I think the answer is pretty clear on that one.

How can future generations fight the War On Terror when their
dreams are haunted by the memories of transvestite
city managers they met on innocent field trips?

Everybody who reads this needs to contact the Sarasota City Commissioners and tell them that if they hire a transvestite city manager then they have not only invited the terrorists into America but they’ll have bowls of hummus and pita bread waiting for them when they get here.

You can contact them at 941-954-4115.

Again, anyone who speaks English needs to call them.? There’s an old saying that says “as goes Sarasota, so goes the nation”.? We need to tell them loud and clear that the world depends too much on America to allow transvestites to take over the management of its cities, towns and municipalities.? So if you live in Canada, England, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand – you need to spend the money to make the long distance call.? If you’re Scottish or Welsh, don’t bother calling because they can’t understand you.? Instead, send them a fax to 941-954-4129.

It is next to impossible to understand anything a Scotsman says.
That is why very few people choose to visit Scotland and prefer
to vacation at DisneyWorld in beautiful Orlando, FL.

IMPORTANT – If you’re sending a fax from some other English speaking country, spell the words right.? Don’t be spelling “color” with a “u” or “terrorize” with an “s”.? You’re writing to America so write in American.

All right, so stop reading and start dialing!? Do your part to help save America from the scourge of transvestites!!

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