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Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.

Time Magazine’s finest cover shot.  Check out those legs!

This week I was watching the ONLY news channel in America – FOX NEWS – when something happened which made me so angry that I physically hurled the remote control to my new Pioneer plasma screen television out of the window of my fifth-floor apartment.

In an interesting aside, I found out later that it had gone straight through the back windshield of a red European sports car.  When I left my flat a couple of hours later, I saw that the window had smashed completely, but because of the way the car was made (no back seat), the remote control was still reachable.  For some reason the alarm hadn’t gone off, so I reached in to the back of the car and took it out.  When I tried it later that day it still worked!  The moral?  BUY AMERICAN!

The Japanese hate JESUS.  Instead of worshipping GOD, they

stuff their faces with stinking raw fish and roll around in nappies.

Anyway, the cause of my righteous fury was a report about the lie-beral backlash against a man who had the stupidity (so the liberals say like the steaming piles of human effluent they are) to stand up for JESUS.

Brit Hume, a FOX NEWS (they should call it GOD NEWS) made this comment about Tiger Woods -

“The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

Liberal propaganda sheet The Washington Post (a newspaper so sickening it even TASTES of evil) spewed vile attack after vile attack on the helpless, innocent and funtrate Hume, claiming she had ‘dissed’ Buddhists.

You might ‘diss’ this Buddha – but you know

for sure (fo’ sho) he’d pop a cap in your ass!

Well.

Ain’t that a doozy?

Lets get this straight.  To say that Christianity is superior to Buddhism cannot be controversial.

It’s like saying that a decent, white all-AMERICAN, straight-A student with a Football scholarship to an Ivy League school is better than some stunted, dwarvish Asian half-person, quacking and squalking his bastard picture-language as he eats dogs, drinks rice-juice and blithely cavorts with dark, twisted philosophy from the twitching pen of a broken retard.

The time has come to make a stand.

That’s right – Christians need to hit Equality with the power

of the ALMIGHTY GOD, wiping its taint from Earth forever

How long must we stomach this erosion of the values of love and forgiveness in the name of ‘equality’?  I think that this so-called equality is a trap set by Satan, and should be fought tooth and nail (and shotgun, frankly, because these people just don’t listen).  For SATAN is known as the Father of Lies, and what lie could be more insidious than that of Equality?

Think about it.  Satan sits alone in his icy throne-room in hell, surrounded by the spirits of the DAMNED.  They scream for mercy, for hope, for an atom of forgiveness, but SATAN just laughs at them – and JESUS ignores their mad shrieking agonies.  They’re all there, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Hicks, Bob Sagat.  They all howl in unceasing and infinite misery for their crimes – the crimes of denying JESUS his due as the saviour of the world.  How each of them wishes they could go back, just for a second, and abase themselves before the living SAVIOUR – but they cannot.  If even for a moment they could prise themselves away from the universe of torture that their lives have become, it would be to them like the sweet blessed touch of GOD himself.

But that ain’t gonna happen.  No sirree.

This is what you get.

That’s right.  This is what you get.

“I’m sorry!” they cry.  “Please, for hope’s sake, for pity’s sake, for love’s sake, for the sake of forgiveness, help us!  Please forgive us and let us die!”

“No Way Jose!!” cries Jesus.  “You didn’t have faith when you were alive and I wasn’t there, and you guessed WRONG!!  Burn!  Burn for my holy father!  Now I’m going to go PRAY!  YES!”

This is what will happen to the Jonas Brothers

if they remove their purity rings

Satan, the worst of the lot, consoles himself in the understanding that the more souls he brings to hell, the less alone he will feel in his eternal misery.  But he has a problem – JESUS.  Jesus went to earth to tell people to worship him in order to avoid the freakish and gut wrenching horror of an eternity under the burning knives of GOD’s eternal fury.

Suddenly he realizes – if I can make them think all things are equal, they’ll never know the truth!  That JESUS in his wisdom has invented TELEVISION AND THE INTERNET so his holy word can spread throughout the world like a magical fairy of love and truth (except fairies are occult and from hell).

Fairies are evil

“I know” says SATAN.  “If the internet can spread the holy word of JESUS it must also contain a lot of other stuff.  If I can make people think that EQUALITY is important, then many will get involved in perverted filth like anal gay sex, horse pornography and BUDDHISM.”

Now I’m not saying that’s exactly how it happened.  I wasn’t there in HELL when that conversation took place, partly because I’m alive and partly because I like to have sex with my wife as JESUS intended, and don’t engage in foul come-drinking sex parties with disgusting, fat, middle-aged Democrat-voting swingers like every single godless, hellbound, child-raping moron who balled up a chunk of faeces and stuffed it down God’s holy throat by voting for the KENYAN ANTICHRIST OBAMA.

This is what Obama looks like in God’s eyes.

Equality indeed.  Let’s have a look at some Buddhism and see how it rates against Christianity.

Here’s what Ann Coulter has to say about Buddhism:

“Is Buddhism about forgiveness? Because, if so, Buddhists had better start demanding corrections from every book, magazine article and blog posting ever written on the subject, which claims Buddhists don’t believe in God, but try to become their own gods.”

Bastards.

Absolute bastards.

Coulter goes on:

“What religion — what topic — induces this sort of babbling idiocy? (If liberals really want to keep people from hearing about God, they should give Him his own show on MSNBC.)”

AHAHAHA!!!!  MSNBC!!!

Seriously though, it would be on FOX.  Or maybe the GOD Channel.  It wouldn’t be on MSNBC because MSNBC stands for Malicious Sadistic Nitwits Bashing Christ.  Or maybe it stands for Maybe Someone Never Became Clever!  Or maybe even My Satanic Nephew Berates Christians!

Seriously though, it could be anything.

“Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage’s indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity “offers the best deal — it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can’t.”

How interesting that a columnist called SAVAGE would offer the kind of analysis that you might expect from some primitive Native American cave person so hopped up on turkey and cactus juice that he can’t tell his ass from the tomahawk he uses to sacrifice babies to the heathen ‘Spirit in the Sky’ while running around naked and killing white people for their precious white scalps because he wishes he was white.

If they get hungry enough, they’ll eat that baby.

Coulter continues:

“In fact, that’s exactly what Christianity does. It’s the best deal in the universe. (I know it seems strange that a self-described atheist and “radical sex advice columnist faggot” like Savage would miss the central point of Christianity, but there it is.) “

Faggot.  Exactly.

“God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you’re in. Your sins are washed away from you — sins even worse than adultery! — because of the cross. “

Yup.  And if you’re out, you’re out of luck!  Forever!  Do you like the smell of burning meat?  You’d better, because you’ll be inhaling the choking stench of your own roasting entrails for all time because GOD HATES YOU!!

“Christianity is simultaneously the easiest religion in the world and the hardest religion in the world. “

Yeah.  And Buddhism is the STUPIDEST religion in the world.

I mean, think about it.  Gautama Buddha was a nobleman who saw that suffering itself was interwoven with the human experience to an extremely high degree.  He felt that seeing as the problem was deep inside everyone, it would be there in his own mind also.  Therefore he dedicated his life to self-inquiry, seeking to unravel the knots inside his own mind that lay at the root cause of the pain and decay in his life.  Like an idiot.

He then ‘discovered’ that the source of human misery is the way in which the human mind divides the world into good and evil, and how these divisions create an opaque screen of thought that blinds us to the divine essence inherent in us all.

Obviously this is heresy.

This is a photo of a Haiti witch-burning.
Obviously they didn’t burn enough of them!

Now some ‘Christian’ liberals (which is an oxymoron – and an actual moron as well!) would blaspheme the most high by saying that Christ himself spoke of the divine essence that is inherent in humanity when he spoke of the kingdom of GOD being amongst us.

Some would say that Genesis references this, portaying as it does mankind falling from a state of one-ness with the divine by partaking in “the knowledge of Good and Evil”.

Some atheists (idiots) would say that the truth of Genesis is that it is mankind’s division of the world by moral judgement that creates and sustains all human suffering by projecting us into a fictional world of thought, of binary opposites, that severs our connection to our true deep nature which is the element of the divine itself and the source of the holy light of God.

Some would even go as far as to say that when JESUS said ‘don’t judge others lest you be judged” he was talking explicitly about the dangers inherent in judgement itself, and how in splitting the world into good and evil we become lost in this world and separated from that divine dimension.

They suggest self-inquiry as the journey to re-connect with that underlying reality which is consciousness itself.

These people are all damned.

Damned to rapey hells beyond description.

And I hope they like being raped, because soon enough SATAN will merrily ram their sinful rears full of his evil black love-member, to death, forever.

The truth is much simpler, as Ann Coulter explains:

“In the no-frills, economy-class version, you don’t need a church, a teacher, candles, incense, special food or clothing; you don’t need to pass a test or prove yourself in any way. All you’ll need is a Bible (in order to grasp the amazing deal you’re getting) and probably a water baptism, though even that’s disputed.“

You see!?  There’s no need to be “free of the dualistic illusion that instigates all suffering!”  You don’t even need to wash!  Just sign on the dotted line in your heart and you are done and done.

“With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don’t deserve it. It’s the best deal in the universe.”

Damn Right.

Now remember fellow bible-believing Christians, we are the future.  We must unite to destroy the yellow menace to our way of life.  We hear about China becoming an emerging superpower – well let me tell you something the British discovered during the so-called ‘Boxer Rebellion’.  No matter how much they might think their kung-fu gives them superpowers, these squeaking yellow runt-people aren’t bulletproof.

He’s really not. Try it and see! Jesus saves!

The worst thing is that, as the liberal media preach their “tolerance agenda”, (which is just another word for a mass-conversion of the American people to homosexual Hindoo monkey worship), the great U S of A is dying!!

Uncle Sam is crashing!  We need an IV of Righteous Fury, stat!

Kill the heathens who have done this! (I mean physically kill, because

spiritually they are already dead).

I pray that Buddhists will accept JESUS, but if they don’t the time may come for a reckoning – when words fail, AMERICAN LEAD will answer for us.
I’m not recommending that we go out and hurt any people – I’m just saying.  People is a subjective word.

GOD is LOVE. And because he LOVES us so much, he HATES it when we sin. This week we’ve seen what happens when a nation offends GOD…

GOD GETS HATEY.

Thank JESUS that he alone has given us the purity, guns and holy truth to set the world FREE.

WATCH FOX.

VOTE REPUBLICAN.

VOTE JESUS.

Yours in Christ,

Jebediah Venkman

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