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Chuck Norris on Sarah Palin
Friends,
Chuck Norris is possibly the wisest American ever, recently he’s been mighty pissed about the crazy things that liberal whack-jobs say about our next Veep, Sarah Palin. Liberals, you have been warned… when Chuck gets mad you’d better run.
He sent Shelley this truly inspirational message:
"Dear Shelley,
The drive-by media says that Sarah Palin is not qualified to lead our country - well let me tell you a story:
My nephew Andrew Cox, who is a strong young Christian man, was in the fifth grade when his teacher, a young lady who had graduated from the University of Berkeley, told the class to write a report about evolution. Andrew said he couldn’t do that because he didn’t believe in evolution. He went on to say that he believed God was our Creator and creator of the heavens and the earth. The teacher gave him an “F,” instead of allowing him to write about what he believed in based on his own convictions. Rather than believe that he was a glorified ape, he believed that he was a child of God made in His image. He’s top-brass in Army Intelligence now, serving our country in Iraq.
Sarah is like Andrew - The liberals have given her an "F" because she refused to play by DC’s rules - she plays by God’s rules. But just like Andrew she’s going to win. Sarah will be our vice-President and in 2012 she will be our President. That’s what God wants, and messing with what God wants is the only thing dumber than messing with Chuck Norris.
Keep up the good work!
Chuck Norris"
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