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God is Busy right now!
Friends,
This is a 100% true story told to me by a close Christian friend who saw it all happening. I think you will find this story as inspirational as I did. It’s a sobering story all about the danger of making stuoid remarks, especially atheistic remarks!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform… I’ll give you exactly 15 min.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”
The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was too busy today protecting America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.”
The classroom erupted in cheers!
What an inspirational hero. I hope that I would have done the same if I had been in that same situation, except that I wouldn’t have waited fourteen minutes to smack that filthy low-life ACLU scumbag in the face.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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Greek Priest Terrorist Thwarted in Florida
Hello America, if you’ve been reading the news you’ve doubtless heard about the terrorist attack that was thwarted recently in Miami by Hero Jasen D. Bruce. Mr. Bruce, a Marine reservist who works in a pharmacy, was violently confronted by a terrorist as he was washing his car, forcing Mr. Bruce to defend himself from the terrorist using only his bare hands and a tire-iron. While it turned out to be a false alarm and the terrorist was a visiting greek orthodox priest asking for directions, that still doesn’t mean the priest should be let off the hook. Predictably the liberal media have tried to paint it as an overreaction by Mr. Bruce when the reality is he was just doing his job as a patriot and defender of Freedom. To all you liberals get it through your heads: America is #1, always and forever, and with a concerned and educated citizenry like Jasen Bruce we will never let terrorists hurt us overseas or at home again!
Terrorist Welcome Wagon: Who says Greek orthodox priests aren’t in league with the terrorists: ever eaten tzatziki sauce? It terrorized my bowel movements for about 3 weeks straight!
The liberal media brought out it’s usual chumps to give commentary: Mike Marilopoulopoulis from St. Nicholas parish said he was ‘horrified’ and long-time resident Nancy Millipasillidoulis said it was ‘unthinkable’ such a thing could have happened. With last names like that, just guess which side they’re on. Remember America: you’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists. Which begs the question: was a tire-iron enough for Jasen Bruce to protect himself? As Christians we can all agree that the answer is: no way! While here at STR we would never advocate violence of any kind, it’s pretty clear Mr. Bruce should have been carrying some kind of semi-automatic firearm, maybe a full-auto machinegun.
“Bruce was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and released after posting $7,500 bail. His attorney, Jeffrey Brown, said his client was only trying to protect himself.” Bruce also accused the priest of “being a robber, terrorist and molester“. Look, if you’re a hairy dirty darky and you start groping and grabbing at a Marine, mumbling in some pycho-babble language, why would you be amazed at the Rambo-style ass-kicking you get? Don’t think because you’re a souvlaki-bandit that you’re going to get away with it here in America. The priest Maniacis, who also teaches ethics at college, reportedly had prayed for Mr. Bruce and asked for his forgiveness from God and was trying to downplay the incident saying “he doesn’t want the ministry to be scandalized.” You call that a ‘Christian’? He’s still a criminal suspect in my book. Just seeing how Jasen Bruce handled himself proves to me who the real man was. Let’s keep America strong: even if Mr. Bruce might have had a slip in his judgment, we can’t let suspicious behavior go unreported, any more than a car can be allowed to drive through a roadblock in Iraq without getting brought to a halt by gunfire. We’re fighting a war, the enemy could be anywhere. It’s the way it is, and it’s vigilance by every citizen that keeps this country the freest and most democratic in the world.
Always Right,
Charles Roast III
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James Pouillon – Pro-Life Supporter Gunned Down in Broad Daylight By Crazed Liberals
Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”
Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.
Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”
DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.
While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.
Always Right,
Charles Roast
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The Greatest Story Ever Told
Friends,
You just have to buy this book , it’s a thrilling story of one man’s life and how he changed America by standing up to the gay drug-using homo-negro who wanted to become President. It’s the story of the little guy who stood up to big power so that we could all live out our dreams.
All Joe wanted to be was an honest, hard-working plumber. Unfortunately big-government regulations and crazy democrat taxes forced him to close down his plumbing business. Joe got mad, and he started asking questions. He asked a question to the taxer-in-chief Barrack Hussein Obama and inspired Sarah Palin to run for vice-President. The rest is history, and you can read a 100% truthful account of that history in what is probably the very best book you will ever read this year:
Joe is a true patriot – you can see that because unlike libtards he’s not ashamed to cover his book in the stars and stripes. Just look at him – that’s the face of a real conservative thinker.
"You know a lot of the stuff that our government is doing right now is all about taxation without representation and you know the last time that happened a couple guys got together and threw the Brits out."
Bam!! see how Samuel "Joe" Wuzerlbacher socks it to the tax and spend demoncrats. I love this guy. You will too. And jus remember, when you buy this book for the reduced price of $19.96 a dollar goes to help fund ShelleyTheRepublican’s freedom campaign. That’s right – you can read about the American dream and help fight for the American dream all at the same time.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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American Hero – Brent Rinehart
You know, it don’t never cease to amaze me how the Godly are mocked simply for being Godly. Whether it’s a full-fledged man of God like the late Rev. Jerry Falwell or Dr. James Dobson or just a servent of the Lord like Tony Zirkle, lie-beral satanists don’t waste no time jumping up and down on ‘em with big spiked heeled Doc Martin boots trying to pound every ounce of life out of ‘em. That’s what satan teaches lie-berals – destroy, destroy, destroy. Kill a pre-born, do a human sacrifice, tear down a man who only wants to make the world better.
And that’s just what they did to Brent Rinehart – ripped him down for no other reason than wanting to continue to be the best County Commisoner that Oklahoma County every had. Who was voted Public Official of the Year by Governing Magazine? That would be Brent Rinehart. Who made sure that US veterans got first dibs on jobs in the county goverment? Brent Rinehart. He sponsored a law to make September Veterans Month in Oklahoma City. He closed down strip clubs. He pushed to keep the cross at the county fairgrounds and to keep homo banners off the streets. In short – he did everything he could to keep his little patch of America free from sin and corruption.

The culture of Sin, Corruption and Death all begun
with Charles Darwin who told otherwise decent people
that they could act like animals and laugh at God. That’s
gotta stop.
But lie-berals don’t like that kinda thing. No they do not.
So they threw all kinds of mud and dirt at him trying to make whatever they could stick, just like Homobama’s doing to John McCain. They been making all sorts of stupid claims about election fraud and how he spent too much money on furniture and, because he’s been exposing the police chief for the greedy so-and-so he is, the police department instead of applauding, turned their backon him.
Brent did the best he could – more than the best he could, really, cuz he had an idea that must have come to him in a dream about our Savior. He knew that he needed to reach as many folks as he could and that a lot of those folks wouldn’t wanna hear his message. So (and I gotta believe this was divinely inspired) he come up with a campaign comic book that laid out all of his positions and thoughts about what and who was good and bad.

Brent Rinehart’s masterpiece of campaign strategy will go down
as one of the boldest moves in America politics. He is ahead of
his time
It’s a pretty straight forward piece of objective fact telling, using a angel and a devil to show that Brent has the Lord on his side while his opponents want nothing more than to sell Oklahoma County to the forces of evil. And while it’s a “comic” that don’t mean that it don’t take on the tough issues that face Oklahoma County, like how Satan wants to make kids believe that being a homo is a good thing despite the fact that Oklahoma voted to stop homo marriage from happening.

Brent Rinehart’s well reasoned logic was held up to ridicule
by idiots and morons who wouldn’t know a good idea if it
bit them on the butt.
Despite the quality artwork and the arguments for re-election that almost approached poetry, Brent only got 21% of the vote, which ain’t right.
But in OUR eyes, Brent Rinehart is an American Hero!
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Hero is the week: Michael Savage (on Muzlims) : Speaking Truth to Power!
Dear Friends
During the last STR-prayer meeting we, the editors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com voted for this weeks “Hero of the Week”. It was no competition, really. Our good personal friend, radio talk show personality: Mr. Michael Savage of the Savage Nation won the title once again for his amazing rant about the muzlims book of hate!
Islam is about oppression, about hate, killing and terrorist attacks, pain, suffering, humiliation, mutilation, torture and war. They practice cruelty against children, women and animals, they rule by the sharia law which demands stoning for even minor offenses. Islam is NOT a religion of peace. That is a simple fact and it needs to be said. Period.
Thank you Michael for speaking out! Thanks for telling America the truth. You are not only STR’s favorite person but my personal hero, too.
God bless you my friend,
Shelley N. Goodman
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Unforgiven
This post is especially (or exspecially, I guess) for our negro and towelhead readers.
Jack Chick has been showing foul, evil, wicked sodomites the error of their ways in entertaining little comic books for decades now.? With Jesus as your co-author how you help but telling the compelling truth of everlasting life in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

He don’t shy away from the tough subjects, neither.? It don’t matter if you’re a drug addict, homo, alcoholic, Jew, Catholic?or a trucker, Jack Chick has a tract that’ll tell you exactly why you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.? I think maybe about the only thing he ain’t written about is man-on-dog sex and that’s probably a good thing cuz it’s too disgusting to mention in public.
Jack don’t never sleep, it seems.? He’s on a permanent cup o’ Jesus!? He’s probably written a couple hundred tracts and he ain’t even tired yet.? I can’t think of anyone who loves talking about the eternal torment of Hell and redemption through Jesus more than Jack.? And ain’t no one does it better than him.? Folks try but they ain’t got God like Jack does.

Some folks try to copy the Chick Tract style but they
come out looking like cheap imitations.
Have you ever been to a Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie and said to yourself, “Golly!? There ain’t no way that he could do a dance better than that one”, only to find yourself saying the same thing watching the next Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie ?? That’s prolly the best definition of Jack Chick’s work you can give – he tops himself every single time.
Jack’s got a new tract out called Unforgiven?and if you’re a negro, a towelhead or a negro towelhead y’all better read this one and read it immediately cuz otherwise you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.
Jack knows that most negroes wind up in prison at least once (usually more) in their life so he starts it off in the most natural place – prison.? Lamont arrives in prison for the first time.

A typical prison scene – muderous gay nazi cannibals getting ready
to rape, kill and eat a negro
After five years of forced butt-sex, dressing like a girl and making license plates, Lamont’s soul is so damaged that he succumbs to the lie of Islam.? He went in Lamont and come out Mohammed!? Needless to say his current girlfriend (who looks like a she-male) ain’t too happy about it.? And when Jesus visits his grandma in her sleep, she ain’t too happy neither.? And everybody knows that y’all don’t mess with an elderly negress

Jesus frequently comes to Christians in their sleep and
tells them of loved ones that are in trouble
Granny marches right down to “Mohammed’s” how to get “all up in his nose” and set him back straight on the path to salvation.? And she don’t mess around!

If y’all ever wanna mess with a towelhead’s head, then tell ‘em
that Christians ain’t got no prayer schedule.? We can pray as much
or as little as we want.? Jesus will know when we’re sincere.
In just about the only theological lapse in the whole tract, Granny says that “we don’t know if Jesus was white”.? That ain’t right but you can understand why she says it.? Many negroes wanna believe that Jesus was a negro, just like the taco jockeys think Jesus was a taco jockey and the Jews think he was a Jew.? It oughta be pretty clear He was a white man.? And so was Mohommed.? One of the great things about Chick Tracts is they always back up what they say with where you can find where what was said was said.? So when “Mohammed” starts “talkin’ garbage” about Christianity as a “white man’s” religion (like there’s something wrong with that – we ain’t the one’s in prison!), Granny got the answer right at her brown, wrinkled, floor washing fingertips.
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By quoting the Korean, Jack can really “get all up in your nose” of negro towelheads who only wanna believe what their so-called “religious leaders” want them to believe.? He shakes ‘em up outta their blind following of a fake messiah who’s really just a character in a book instead of being the real, true Savior of mankind.? And like all Muslims, they gotta kill the non-believers and it don’t matter if it’s Halle Berry or his very own granny.

As Jack points out, Muslims (and particularly black Muslims)
go into a blind, murderous rage when confronted with the
truth that Islam is a false, dangerous and Satanic religion.
?Now I ain’t gonna spoil the ending as to whether he strangles his own granny to death.? Y’all are gonna have to read the tract to find that out.? But it oughta be pretty obvious that when “Mohammed” dies, God ain’t none too happy with him.? Satan’s pretty happy, though to have another damaged soul to torture for the rest of eternity.
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I urge all our negro, muslim and negro muslim readers to order this tract from Chick Publications.? They’re only fifteen cents each and you can get ‘em in packs of 25 so that $3.75 or about a half hour’s work as a janitor.? It’s well worth the price cuz when your father, mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, grandpa or grandma gets out of jail you’re gonna have their salvation right there in your hand – courtesy of Jack?Chick!
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
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Sister Taffy on the California Fires
Have you noticed how biased the Mainstream-media’s coverage of the California fires has been? Only one of the major networks revealed the possible connection between Al- Queda terrorists and the raging infernos that are devastating those Californian forests.
Just as the weeds are collected and burned up with fire, so will it be at the end of the age. The Son of Man will send his angels, and they will collect out of his kingdom all causes of sin and all evildoers, and they will throw them into the furnace of fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Let anyone with ears listen! – Matthew 13:40-43
If terrorists are at large in californian forests, dont you think we the people should be informed of this situation? Clearly most of the major networks disagree with this common-sense position. They’d much rather cover-up the connection between the wild-fires and their Al-Queda paymasters.
I just received a call from VCY’s Crosstalk host Ingrid Schlueter who urges us all to read this insightful and sobering article by Sister Taffy Gains-Crockett. This is perhaps the most insightful comment both Ingrid and I have ever read on the blazing fires of judgment that are scorching the mortal sin out of southern California.

VCY’s Ingrid Schlueter says she gets many of her best ideas from reading great conservative sites like Baptists for Republican Faith, World-Net-Daily and Shelley The Republican. Please support Ingrid’s good work by listening to Crosstalk’s excellent podcasts every day.
While America struggles to come to terms with God’s judgement of the sinners of that modern-day Sodom, we would do well to learn by this example. If we are not careful the next wild-fires will consume the whole of America, and after the Rapture there will not be any Christians like Sister Crockett left on Earth to help set things right.

?I tell you, my friends, do not fear those who kill the body, and after that can do nothing more. But I will warn you whom to fear: fear him who, after he has killed, has authority to cast into hell. Yes, I tell you, fear him! … ?I came to bring fire to the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled! Luke 12:4-5,49
Update: One of our dear friends has informed me that fires are now spreading through Hawaii – the state that recently legalized gay-marriage. Surely only a fool could call this mere co-incidence.
Jimmy Goddard
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Finally The Truth About Blackwater
It is about dang time that someone stood up for Blackwater USA?because the lie-beral defeato-crats certianly won’t.? The individual the writes Blackwater Facts oughta get a Presidential Medal of Honor for service to his country.? I ain’t knocking the US Military (‘cept for traitorous phony soldiers who turn tail and run at the first sign of real fighting) but VIPs visiting Iraq can feel safe with Blackwater USA on the job.
Why are lie-berals all up in arms about Blackwater USA?? Maybe they think that high level diplomats and congressmen ought be protected by some low-rent security force because of some stupid “equal opportunity” law that allows a negro drug gang to force Nancy “I Hate The Troops” Pelosi to hire them.? Hey, I gotta good idea, let’s hire Iraqis to protect our government officials!? HAHA!? And y’all say I ain’t got no sense of humor!
The FACT is that before 9/16, Blackwater had a pretty good record and only got into a couple of gun battles.? Suddenly, like I’ve said before, because of a small miscommunication some minimal damage happened and the next thing you know lie-berals are jumping up and down like faggots on pogo sticks at the Folsom Street Fair.
Wanna know the truth when some Godless lie-beral like Jim Webb uses scare tactics and misleading information to try to paint Blackwater USA as somehow hurting America?? The Blackwater Facts website will set you straight with cold hard facts
Speaking with Chris Matthews on MSNBC’s “Hardball” on October 2, Senator Jim Webb (D-Virginia) gets his facts wrong on private security contractors in Iraq. He says they outnumber American troops, citing the figure of 180,000 contractors versus 161,000 troops.
In fact, the number of private security contractors in Iraq is about 25,000. The remainder are unarmed civilians who provide food, sanitation, logistics, maintenance, construction and other services. Most of the contractors are not US nationals, and many are Iraqis.
HA!? It’s like bowling for lie-berals!
But it ain’t all just dry facts.? This guy has some fun, too!
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“Who would you rather have protecting you?”
See what I mean!? Would you rather have some wicked, balding, sinful Jew protecting you or a slim, trim, neatly dressed All-American man!?? Which do you trust?? The man swearing to tell the truth or the one who looks like he’s wondering if the Christian baby blood in his fridge is still fresh?
There’s plenty of first class, spin-free, lie-beral free info, so stop by Blackwater Facts and get the facts about Blackwater.? And once he puts one of them PayPal donation things up, make sure you toss him a few bucks cuz I’m sure he’s doing all this work on this website AND holding down a full-time job!
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Dealing With Radicals Properly
Radicals know that the best way to bring down democracy is get on TV.? Cindy She-man certainly knew about that.? Put a TV camera on her and she’d hunker down on her America-hating haunches and weep and wailing about how George Bush killed her son.? And she’d go to almost any length to let her screechy, whiney, commie wail be heard throughout a country that didn’t care about anything she said.? What kind of person sneaks into the State of the Union address wearing a t-shirt with some pro-Al Qaeda slogan on it?!? Answer – Someone who hates America.? Too many times these selfish and impolite radicals disrupt what should be pleasant events meant to inspire people’s patriotism and it ain’t right.? I hope that whoever let her in got kicked out on the street ASAP.

The State of the Union message?is NOT the time or place
for traitors like Cindy She-Man to criticize America.? It is
the time for President Bush to tell us what a great job
he’s doing and to unite the nation behind an important and
just cause.
As Sam mentioned a couple of days ago, I’m sure the hysteria probably started as soon as y’all woke up.? (“This is the last day I’ll ever see the sun because of George Bush!!”).? Before y’all start talking about so-called “freedom of speech” and the “right to self-expression” just take a minute to ask yourself about President Bush’s right that lie-berals, dumbo-crats, defeato-crats, homos, lesbos, commies, socialists and PETA trample all over like Michael Moore at an all-you-can-eat buffet.? As my daddy used to say to me, “If your momma and I wanted to listen to a child talk like an idiot, we woulda had a girl-child, so stow it.”
Recently, the Atheist Commie Lunkhead Union cost the taxpayers of this country $80,000 because two anti-war morons at a Fourth of July celebration in West Virginia got all bent outta shape after refusing to cover up shameful messages on their t-shirts.? They rightly got kicked out and then turned around and (cuz lie-berals are sore losers) sued the government.? Again, I hope the double-agent that let them in got tried for treason cuz it shouldn’t have never got that far.
The fact is that the White House has plenty of good procedures in place to stop this kinda thing.? It’s called the President Advance Manual and lie-berals are dancing in the streets because the White House got forced to release some of it.? The fact is that it shows just how smart the Bush administration is!

Thankfully, lie-berals did NOT get the whole manual released.? The
parts about using non-destructive weapons on protesters and water
bottles laced with sleeping pills are nowhere to be found.? Ain’t no reason
for anyone to know about that.
The parts that did get released show an administration committed to not allowing America to get over run by those whose only wish is to turn over the keys to Osama bin Laden and whoever the head chink is now.? The best way to prevent nay-sayers, they say, is make sure you got a ticket to get into the?event.? This lets them makes sure they know who’s coming in.? For example
Caller:? I’d like to get a ticket to see President Bush on Labor Day
Operator:? Ok.? And can you tell me the reason you’d like to see President Bush?
Caller: I want him to know that I hate him and America and capitalism and…
Operator:? Go to hell, you commie.
[Operator hangs up]
Already, America is safer!
Sometimes, though, the more treacherous of them lie through their teeth
Caller:? I’d like to get a ticket to see President Bush on Labor Day
Operator:? Ok.? And can you tell me the reason you’d like to see President Bush?
Caller: I’m a patriotic American and want the thrill of seeing the leader of the Free World up close.
Operator:? Well, then, you’re in for a treat!? I’ll get those tickets right off to you!
Caller:? Thank you!? God bless you, President Bush and the United States of America!
Operator:? And God bless you, too!
[Operator hangs up]
Win one for the traitors?? Not quite!

?Another benefit is that if they ain’t too high on drugs to make it to the rally, they gotta stand in line and hand in their ticket!? This gives the staff time to search out the malcontents.? Do they have beards?? Sandals?? Towels on their heads?? Are they appropriately dressed?? Do they look like homos?? Sometimes it’s little tiny things like an American flag pin that’s upside down or off kilter.? You can see how sharp eyed advance people can make the difference between a great rally full of cheers and folks pumping their fists in the air and a news story about protesters that steals the President’s message of hope.
It also stresses that you gotta work real close with the local police to make sure that you know who’s who in the local America-hating movement.? I’m guessing that one of the parts that didn’t make it involves making sure that local ACLU, PETA and other radical leaders wind up getting pulled over for traffic infractions.
Still you can’t catch everyone.? Occasionally, traitors find ways (legal or illegal) of infiltrating events.? That’s when you gotta bring out the Rally Squads.
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If that don’t inspire confidence that we can win the War on Terror, then I don’t know what does!? This is a President that knows what he’s doing and if terrorists and protesters would stop cheating and play by the rules, then America would be number one before you could say Vice President Dick Cheney!
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The Rev. Jerry Falwell has died at age 73

He was a friend, a father and a great American. He made America a better place, a more Godlier place.
We will miss him very much.
Now he is sitting in Heaven right next to Jesus, looking down, watching out for us.
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American Hero – Rep. Ted Poe (R – TX)
It takes a man to stand up and say what oughta be said. A man don’t need no permission to tell the truth – he just tells it and lets the chips fall on the other side of the fence. Ted Poe is that kinda man.? He knows that when a man tells the truth, a man tells the truth. It don’t matter if the man is a king or the man is a pauper. He’s a man and he tells the truth.? End of story.
It always cracks me up when some whiny lie-beral starts talking about who you can and cannot quote from. I met this new-age hippie satanist one time who was part of some “religion” called “unitrarianisticam” or some such crap.? He spent about a half hour telling me about about they believe that Jesus said some good stuff but so did a lot of other historical prophets and blah, blah, blah. What he was trying to say is that he felt he could cherry pick the stuff he wanted and leave the rest behind. Christians don’t do that.
The reason I bring it up is because Ted Poe of Texas quoted a man who told the truth and y’all are probably gonna watch the fur fly. I guess quoting the successful confederate general, Nathan Bedford Forrest, on military matters just don’t cut it in America.
And that’s a dang shame.
God is Love!
BBN
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