God is Love!

And check out the Tea Party video, too!

Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.

Time Magazine’s finest cover shot.  Check out those legs!

This week I was watching the ONLY news channel in America – FOX NEWS – when something happened which made me so angry that I physically hurled the remote control to my new Pioneer plasma screen television out of the window of my fifth-floor apartment.

In an interesting aside, I found out later that it had gone straight through the back windshield of a red European sports car.  When I left my flat a couple of hours later, I saw that the window had smashed completely, but because of the way the car was made (no back seat), the remote control was still reachable.  For some reason the alarm hadn’t gone off, so I reached in to the back of the car and took it out.  When I tried it later that day it still worked!  The moral?  BUY AMERICAN!

The Japanese hate JESUS.  Instead of worshipping GOD, they

stuff their faces with stinking raw fish and roll around in nappies.

Anyway, the cause of my righteous fury was a report about the lie-beral backlash against a man who had the stupidity (so the liberals say like the steaming piles of human effluent they are) to stand up for JESUS.

Brit Hume, a FOX NEWS (they should call it GOD NEWS) made this comment about Tiger Woods -

“The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

Liberal propaganda sheet The Washington Post (a newspaper so sickening it even TASTES of evil) spewed vile attack after vile attack on the helpless, innocent and funtrate Hume, claiming she had ‘dissed’ Buddhists.

You might ‘diss’ this Buddha – but you know

for sure (fo’ sho) he’d pop a cap in your ass!

Well.

Ain’t that a doozy?

Lets get this straight.  To say that Christianity is superior to Buddhism cannot be controversial.

It’s like saying that a decent, white all-AMERICAN, straight-A student with a Football scholarship to an Ivy League school is better than some stunted, dwarvish Asian half-person, quacking and squalking his bastard picture-language as he eats dogs, drinks rice-juice and blithely cavorts with dark, twisted philosophy from the twitching pen of a broken retard.

The time has come to make a stand.

That’s right – Christians need to hit Equality with the power

of the ALMIGHTY GOD, wiping its taint from Earth forever

How long must we stomach this erosion of the values of love and forgiveness in the name of ‘equality’?  I think that this so-called equality is a trap set by Satan, and should be fought tooth and nail (and shotgun, frankly, because these people just don’t listen).  For SATAN is known as the Father of Lies, and what lie could be more insidious than that of Equality?

Think about it.  Satan sits alone in his icy throne-room in hell, surrounded by the spirits of the DAMNED.  They scream for mercy, for hope, for an atom of forgiveness, but SATAN just laughs at them – and JESUS ignores their mad shrieking agonies.  They’re all there, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Hicks, Bob Sagat.  They all howl in unceasing and infinite misery for their crimes – the crimes of denying JESUS his due as the saviour of the world.  How each of them wishes they could go back, just for a second, and abase themselves before the living SAVIOUR – but they cannot.  If even for a moment they could prise themselves away from the universe of torture that their lives have become, it would be to them like the sweet blessed touch of GOD himself.

But that ain’t gonna happen.  No sirree.

This is what you get.

That’s right.  This is what you get.

“I’m sorry!” they cry.  “Please, for hope’s sake, for pity’s sake, for love’s sake, for the sake of forgiveness, help us!  Please forgive us and let us die!”

“No Way Jose!!” cries Jesus.  “You didn’t have faith when you were alive and I wasn’t there, and you guessed WRONG!!  Burn!  Burn for my holy father!  Now I’m going to go PRAY!  YES!”

This is what will happen to the Jonas Brothers

if they remove their purity rings

Satan, the worst of the lot, consoles himself in the understanding that the more souls he brings to hell, the less alone he will feel in his eternal misery.  But he has a problem – JESUS.  Jesus went to earth to tell people to worship him in order to avoid the freakish and gut wrenching horror of an eternity under the burning knives of GOD’s eternal fury.

Suddenly he realizes – if I can make them think all things are equal, they’ll never know the truth!  That JESUS in his wisdom has invented TELEVISION AND THE INTERNET so his holy word can spread throughout the world like a magical fairy of love and truth (except fairies are occult and from hell).

Fairies are evil

“I know” says SATAN.  “If the internet can spread the holy word of JESUS it must also contain a lot of other stuff.  If I can make people think that EQUALITY is important, then many will get involved in perverted filth like anal gay sex, horse pornography and BUDDHISM.”

Now I’m not saying that’s exactly how it happened.  I wasn’t there in HELL when that conversation took place, partly because I’m alive and partly because I like to have sex with my wife as JESUS intended, and don’t engage in foul come-drinking sex parties with disgusting, fat, middle-aged Democrat-voting swingers like every single godless, hellbound, child-raping moron who balled up a chunk of faeces and stuffed it down God’s holy throat by voting for the KENYAN ANTICHRIST OBAMA.

This is what Obama looks like in God’s eyes.

Equality indeed.  Let’s have a look at some Buddhism and see how it rates against Christianity.

Here’s what Ann Coulter has to say about Buddhism:

“Is Buddhism about forgiveness? Because, if so, Buddhists had better start demanding corrections from every book, magazine article and blog posting ever written on the subject, which claims Buddhists don’t believe in God, but try to become their own gods.”

Bastards.

Absolute bastards.

Coulter goes on:

“What religion — what topic — induces this sort of babbling idiocy? (If liberals really want to keep people from hearing about God, they should give Him his own show on MSNBC.)”

AHAHAHA!!!!  MSNBC!!!

Seriously though, it would be on FOX.  Or maybe the GOD Channel.  It wouldn’t be on MSNBC because MSNBC stands for Malicious Sadistic Nitwits Bashing Christ.  Or maybe it stands for Maybe Someone Never Became Clever!  Or maybe even My Satanic Nephew Berates Christians!

Seriously though, it could be anything.

“Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage’s indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity “offers the best deal — it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can’t.”

How interesting that a columnist called SAVAGE would offer the kind of analysis that you might expect from some primitive Native American cave person so hopped up on turkey and cactus juice that he can’t tell his ass from the tomahawk he uses to sacrifice babies to the heathen ‘Spirit in the Sky’ while running around naked and killing white people for their precious white scalps because he wishes he was white.

If they get hungry enough, they’ll eat that baby.

Coulter continues:

“In fact, that’s exactly what Christianity does. It’s the best deal in the universe. (I know it seems strange that a self-described atheist and “radical sex advice columnist faggot” like Savage would miss the central point of Christianity, but there it is.) ”

Faggot.  Exactly.

“God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you’re in. Your sins are washed away from you — sins even worse than adultery! — because of the cross. ”

Yup.  And if you’re out, you’re out of luck!  Forever!  Do you like the smell of burning meat?  You’d better, because you’ll be inhaling the choking stench of your own roasting entrails for all time because GOD HATES YOU!!

“Christianity is simultaneously the easiest religion in the world and the hardest religion in the world. ”

Yeah.  And Buddhism is the STUPIDEST religion in the world.

I mean, think about it.  Gautama Buddha was a nobleman who saw that suffering itself was interwoven with the human experience to an extremely high degree.  He felt that seeing as the problem was deep inside everyone, it would be there in his own mind also.  Therefore he dedicated his life to self-inquiry, seeking to unravel the knots inside his own mind that lay at the root cause of the pain and decay in his life.  Like an idiot.

He then ‘discovered’ that the source of human misery is the way in which the human mind divides the world into good and evil, and how these divisions create an opaque screen of thought that blinds us to the divine essence inherent in us all.

Obviously this is heresy.

This is a photo of a Haiti witch-burning.
Obviously they didn’t burn enough of them!

Now some ‘Christian’ liberals (which is an oxymoron – and an actual moron as well!) would blaspheme the most high by saying that Christ himself spoke of the divine essence that is inherent in humanity when he spoke of the kingdom of GOD being amongst us.

Some would say that Genesis references this, portaying as it does mankind falling from a state of one-ness with the divine by partaking in “the knowledge of Good and Evil”.

Some atheists (idiots) would say that the truth of Genesis is that it is mankind’s division of the world by moral judgement that creates and sustains all human suffering by projecting us into a fictional world of thought, of binary opposites, that severs our connection to our true deep nature which is the element of the divine itself and the source of the holy light of God.

Some would even go as far as to say that when JESUS said ‘don’t judge others lest you be judged” he was talking explicitly about the dangers inherent in judgement itself, and how in splitting the world into good and evil we become lost in this world and separated from that divine dimension.

They suggest self-inquiry as the journey to re-connect with that underlying reality which is consciousness itself.

These people are all damned.

Damned to rapey hells beyond description.

And I hope they like being raped, because soon enough SATAN will merrily ram their sinful rears full of his evil black love-member, to death, forever.

The truth is much simpler, as Ann Coulter explains:

“In the no-frills, economy-class version, you don’t need a church, a teacher, candles, incense, special food or clothing; you don’t need to pass a test or prove yourself in any way. All you’ll need is a Bible (in order to grasp the amazing deal you’re getting) and probably a water baptism, though even that’s disputed.”

You see!?  There’s no need to be “free of the dualistic illusion that instigates all suffering!”  You don’t even need to wash!  Just sign on the dotted line in your heart and you are done and done.

“With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don’t deserve it. It’s the best deal in the universe.”

Damn Right.

Now remember fellow bible-believing Christians, we are the future.  We must unite to destroy the yellow menace to our way of life.  We hear about China becoming an emerging superpower – well let me tell you something the British discovered during the so-called ‘Boxer Rebellion’.  No matter how much they might think their kung-fu gives them superpowers, these squeaking yellow runt-people aren’t bulletproof.

He’s really not. Try it and see! Jesus saves!

The worst thing is that, as the liberal media preach their “tolerance agenda”, (which is just another word for a mass-conversion of the American people to homosexual Hindoo monkey worship), the great U S of A is dying!!

Uncle Sam is crashing!  We need an IV of Righteous Fury, stat!

Kill the heathens who have done this! (I mean physically kill, because

spiritually they are already dead).

I pray that Buddhists will accept JESUS, but if they don’t the time may come for a reckoning – when words fail, AMERICAN LEAD will answer for us.
I’m not recommending that we go out and hurt any people – I’m just saying.  People is a subjective word.

GOD is LOVE. And because he LOVES us so much, he HATES it when we sin. This week we’ve seen what happens when a nation offends GOD…

GOD GETS HATEY.

Thank JESUS that he alone has given us the purity, guns and holy truth to set the world FREE.

WATCH FOX.

VOTE REPUBLICAN.

VOTE JESUS.

Yours in Christ,

Jebediah Venkman

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Terrorist Welcome Wagon: Who says Greek orthodox priests aren’t in league with the terrorists: ever eaten tzatziki sauce? It terrorized my bowel movements for about 3 weeks straight!

The liberal media brought out it’s usual chumps to give commentary: Mike Marilopoulopoulis from St. Nicholas parish said he was ‘horrified’ and long-time resident Nancy Millipasillidoulis said it was ‘unthinkable’ such a thing could have happened. With last names like that, just guess which side they’re on. Remember America: you’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists. Which begs the question: was a tire-iron enough for Jasen Bruce to protect himself? As Christians we can all agree that the answer is: no way! While here at STR we would never advocate violence of any kind, it’s pretty clear Mr. Bruce should have been carrying some kind of semi-automatic firearm, maybe a full-auto machinegun.

“Bruce was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and released after posting $7,500 bail. His attorney, Jeffrey Brown, said his client was only trying to protect himself.” Bruce also accused the priest of “being a robber, terrorist and molester“. Look, if you’re a hairy dirty darky and you start groping and grabbing at a Marine, mumbling in some pycho-babble language, why would you be amazed at the Rambo-style ass-kicking you get? Don’t think because you’re a souvlaki-bandit that you’re going to get away with it here in America. The priest Maniacis, who also teaches ethics at college, reportedly had prayed for Mr. Bruce and asked for his forgiveness from God and was trying to downplay the incident saying “he doesn’t want the ministry to be scandalized.” You call that a ‘Christian’? He’s still a criminal suspect in my book. Just seeing how Jasen Bruce handled himself proves to me who the real man was. Let’s keep America strong: even if Mr. Bruce might have had a slip in his judgment, we can’t let suspicious behavior go unreported, any more than a car can be allowed to drive through a roadblock in Iraq without getting brought to a halt by gunfire. We’re fighting a war, the enemy could be anywhere. It’s the way it is, and it’s vigilance by every citizen that keeps this country the freest and most democratic in the world.

Always Right,
Charles Roast III

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.

In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:

• Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.”
• Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.
• They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.
• They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.
• They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.
• They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.
• They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.
• They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.
• They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.

So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?

What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?

Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?

Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.

Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?

Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.

Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.

In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.

We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry’s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom… in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Last Saturday over two million Conservative patriots descended upon D.C. to send a message to Barrack Hussein Obama: Real Americans like Glenn Beck and his supporters will not stand for your socialism. Real Americans like the readers of ShelleyTheRepublican.com will not stand for you hating Jesus.

Real Americans want you out… NOW.

As Billy Bob Neck so rightly put it in his latest GodCast: For every protester here in D.C. there’s another 1000 who couldn’t make it. That’s over two hundred billion Americans who want an end to the Obamunists socialism:

It’s time to defend our friend and fellow patriot from the unwarranted and deceitful attacks perpetrated by liberal enemies of the TRUTH. Supporters of Barrack Hussein Obama are trying to punish Glen Beck simply for asking important questions such as whether the President of the USA is a racist or an illegal immigrant? Glen is being harassed simply for asking hard questions that lapdog mainstream media avoid. Anybody who has observed liberals for as long as I have knows that this is absolutely typical behaviour: When a liberal is faced by a a clear argument which he lacks the intellectual capacity to respond to his response is to sneer and attack.

Glen Beck is not a rapist or a murderer, he is a true American patriot.

These hate-campaigners have alleged that Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. This preposterous rumour-mongering is backed up by absolutely no evidence at all. Nevertheless, a howling pack of liberal attack-dogs have assembled sites such as glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com and deathblow.com sites which serve no other purpose than to promote this unfounded scandal. I have repeatedly challenged these fools to show their evidence. Trust me, it’s like talking to a brick wall. They merely respond with innuendo after innuendo. It’s disgusting.

While it’s hard to pin down these libtards on even the most basic details of their allegations the essence is that they are accusing Mr. Beck of raping a young woman around the year 1990. His accusers have produced obviously bogus “police records”, which are clearly as fake as Obama’s US birth certificate. Clearly they believe that by fermenting a scandal they can damage the good name of Glen Beck. Furthermore, his tormenters have demanded that Beck refute their silly allegations. I honestly wonder how they expect Mr. Beck to respond to their vague accusations when even his accusers cannot present a shred of credible evidence against this great American patriot.

I’m sure Mr. Beck agrees with STR that these accusations are so absurd that they require no refutation, however suffice it to say that I have personally known Glen Beck since long before 1990. I know that he is a kind and trustworthy man. He is a committed and prayerful God-Fearing Christian. There’s absolutely no way he’d be capable of any kind of rape or murder.

These are just a few of the great American brands who are committed to backing Glen Beck’s one-man crusade for the truth about Barrack Hussein Obama. These companies will not give in to pressure from the corrupt liberal minority who hate America.

The liberal strategy is plainly transparent: They are trying to cut Glen off from the many sponsors who defend his first-amendment rights to criticize the President on prime-time cable. I predict that this attack will fail: There’s no way that great American companies like Pfeizer, ADT, HSBC and Liberty Medical will be fooled by this ham-fisted attempt to defame a man whose only crime is to speak common sense to the American people.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

UPDATE: An urgent prayer alert from Billy Bob Neck. Liberals, leave Glenn Beck Alone!

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen

Anti-Semitism at it’s Worst: Why do the ‘shministim’ hate Israel so much they’re willing to have peace with the Palestinians? Palestinians are dangerous land-grabbing murderers, constantly plotting from their armed fortresses of West Bank and Gaza to destroy Israel.

Israel is America’s bulwark against the Islamofascist hordes threatening to destroy civilization: this is why the US gives over 3 times the amount spent by most NATO countries to Israel. Simply put we have no choice: Jews may have brutally killed Jesus, but forgiveness and tolerance are the hallmark of Christian Republican America. As our good friends and Shelley-PAC donors at Jews for Jesus and AIPAC have said, we need to keep financing Israel and settlement expansion or the terrorists will have won.

Some people argue that Israelis who take trillions in American taxpayer handouts are freeloading bums: this is completely false and unfair. As Christians we need to respect Jewish traditions, and accepting free money is one of judaism’s oldest ones. Whether the Federal Reserve or the multi-billion dollar porn industry, it’s customary they congregate in quick-buck easy-money enterprises around the globe, it’s just the way it is, and it’s not for us to comment on. If jewish lawyers from the ACLU criticized our homemade American tradition of apple pie and lighting crosses on fire on black people’s lawns, would we accept that? Of course not, good white Christians have been doing it since the dawn of time, it’s true-blue Americana and it’s a part of our cultural tradition. Plain as plain.

Peace at last, Palestinian criminal and Israeli defender: This photograph shows what America’s financial commitment to peace in the middle east can accomplish: with enough weaponry and ammunition the Palestinian scourge can be eradicated once and for all, bringing a final solution to the muslim infestation.

Let me ask you this Shministim thugs: you took America’s money but now you don’t want to kill any ragheads? You’re either cowards or double-crossing rats! Good to see you’ve brought shame to every Israeli who will gladly accept whatever money they get given, regardless of what they have to do for it. What makes you ‘shministim’ so special?

While here at STR we refuse to condone threats or violence of any kind it needs to be stated: the real ‘Jews for peace’ live in settlements in the West Bank and Gaza, carry loaded assault rifles, have a kill-on-sight any Palestinian they see attitude, and will do whatever it takes to rid the Holy Lands of the Islamofascist menace even if it means having to suffer through accidental mishaps like dropping white phosphorous on Palestinian civilians. As Christians we must do whatever we can to support this, it’s the least we can do, besides paying for all of it like we are already. And with enough good work the Rapture will finally occur, sending all good Christians (Jews and Muslims not included) to Heaven for all eternity.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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