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As President of ShelleyPAC it’s my duty to motivate the STR writer staff and this year I planned a wonderful trip to the Blackwater training facilities in Moyock, North Carolina. They offer a wide range of fun activities that could proof useful in the future with all them financial chaos coming up. We all know when times get rough the criminals will be roaming the streets trying to steal what is lawfully ours!

These are the courses offered:

• Blackwater Open Enrollment Courses
• Introductory Pistol
• Basic Pistol
• Advanced Skills Handgun
• Tactical Pistol I
• Tactical Pistol II
• Basic Shotgun
• Pistol/Carbine
• Precision Rifle
• Advanced Highway Safety
• Carbine Operator
• Carbine Instructor
• Carbine Armorer
• Mossberg Shotgun Armorer Course
• CQD Armed Personal Defense
• CQD Women’s Personal Defense
• Active Threat/Active Shooter
• Extreme Officer Survival
• High Risk Warrant/Hostage
• Law Enforcement Patrol Rifle
• Law Enforcement/Military Sniper Courses
• Basic LE Military Sniper
• Adv LE Military Sniper
• Law Enforcement/Military Driving
• Counter Terrorism Drive
• CQD Armed Personal Defense
• CQD Law Enforcement Officer
• CQD Protective Specialist Level 1
• CQD Protective Specialist Level 2
• CQD Women’s Personal Defense
• Mossberg Shotgun Armorer Course

Blackwater is the world leader in Military and Law Enforcement training and recruiting. They even train the US Navy exclusively!

I signed Barbara, Shanique and myself up for “CQD Women’s Personal Defense”, “Basic Shotgun” and the “Precision Rifle” course and Jimmy, Billy and Sam are gonna do the “Counter Terrorism Drive”, “High Risk Warrant/Hostage” and the “Advanced Highway Safety” courses. Needless to say that we will all bring our own guns, although you can rent guns and buy ammo there as well.

I encourage you all to do the same and sign up for some or all of those wonderful courses! It’s our duty as Americans to defend the homeland in case she needs defending. Don’t even try to wiggle out of that responsibilty or to find excuses. We ALL need to step up and fight terrorism!

For more information on Blackwater training courses either visit the Blackwater Training Center website or call them at 252.435.2488 or 815.244.2900.

Thanks for readin’,
Shelley N. Goodman

Hey, former-PFC Michael Rob here with another dispatch from the s**t-hole we call Iraq. It’s true what they say on Fox – we are winning the war against the terrorists and I’m proud to be part of America’s most elite fighting force: Blackwater. today Shelley asked me to tell you about America’s ultimate weapon for urban pacification: The Blackwater Grizzly.

At Blackwater U they teach you that urban pacification is impossible without respect, and let me tell you that nothing gets more respect than the Girzzly thundering down a bombed out street.

Awesome isnt she? This little baby can do 65 MPH on the open road and weighing in at a cool 30,000 lbs she dont take no sh*t from nobody. She can take a direct hit from an IED and still keep on trucking’ as well as repel .50 caliber rounds with barely a scratch. Me and my buds can return fire and sip brewskis safe in the air-conditioned cabin – life doesn’t get any sweeter than this!

This isn’t your granddaddy’s APC. She can turn on a dime, but she’s got the thick armor plating that lets us smash down buildings which may be providing shelter to enemy combatants. The suspension is great – the other day I ran down a terrorist on a bicycle… didn’t even feel a freaking thing.

But enough about the handling – I know what you are asking: How are the weapons? Freaking awesome:

You see that sttuff on top of the ‘Grizz’ - that’s not just to look purdy - thats our ultimate weapon against towelhead-sand niggers who disrespect the stars and stripes. This Grizzly’s got claws!

Let me tell you, there’s no better weapons-platform for killing terrorists than the Grizzly. My favorite trick is sneaking around the city at night – totally dark and quiet. When we pick up some terrorists on the IR we power up the 400,000 candle power searchlights and frighten the freak out of the towel-heads. And the best thing is that if they look suspicious we blast them with the Grizzly’s remote-control 12.7mm machine-gun on the roof. It’s like playing a video game, only you don’t win points:

You score Justice for Jesus.

I know all this technology isn’t everybody’s thing, and sometimes urban pacification requires a personal touch:

Simply pop the window and ride through the streets of Baghdad like a freaking King. And if the terrorists give you sass, nothing teaches those bastards to love America more than firing a few rounds from your H&K.

The best part of this is that the Grizzly is coming to the USA soon. Blackwater are applying for a license to operate this peace-platform back home. Just think of how much domestic terrorism we could kill with a bunch of these patrolling every town and city. Imagine how safe people would feel if you knew that Blackwater’s trained operatives were protecting your town from crime and voter-fraud with the Grizzly – it sure makes me feel good to know how much justice I’m bringing to the world.

Michael Rob

It is about dang time that someone stood up for Blackwater USA?because the lie-beral defeato-crats certianly won’t.? The individual the writes Blackwater Facts oughta get a Presidential Medal of Honor for service to his country.? I ain’t knocking the US Military (’cept for traitorous phony soldiers who turn tail and run at the first sign of real fighting) but VIPs visiting Iraq can feel safe with Blackwater USA on the job.

Why are lie-berals all up in arms about Blackwater USA?? Maybe they think that high level diplomats and congressmen ought be protected by some low-rent security force because of some stupid “equal opportunity” law that allows a negro drug gang to force Nancy “I Hate The Troops” Pelosi to hire them.? Hey, I gotta good idea, let’s hire Iraqis to protect our government officials!? HAHA!? And y’all say I ain’t got no sense of humor!

The FACT is that before 9/16, Blackwater had a pretty good record and only got into a couple of gun battles.? Suddenly, like I’ve said before, because of a small miscommunication some minimal damage happened and the next thing you know lie-berals are jumping up and down like faggots on pogo sticks at the Folsom Street Fair.

Wanna know the truth when some Godless lie-beral like Jim Webb uses scare tactics and misleading information to try to paint Blackwater USA as somehow hurting America?? The Blackwater Facts website will set you straight with cold hard facts

Speaking with Chris Matthews on MSNBC’s “Hardball” on October 2, Senator Jim Webb (D-Virginia) gets his facts wrong on private security contractors in Iraq. He says they outnumber American troops, citing the figure of 180,000 contractors versus 161,000 troops.

In fact, the number of private security contractors in Iraq is about 25,000. The remainder are unarmed civilians who provide food, sanitation, logistics, maintenance, construction and other services. Most of the contractors are not US nationals, and many are Iraqis.

HA!? It’s like bowling for lie-berals!

But it ain’t all just dry facts.? This guy has some fun, too!

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“Who would you rather have protecting you?”

See what I mean!? Would you rather have some wicked, balding, sinful Jew protecting you or a slim, trim, neatly dressed All-American man!?? Which do you trust?? The man swearing to tell the truth or the one who looks like he’s wondering if the Christian baby blood in his fridge is still fresh?

There’s plenty of first class, spin-free, lie-beral free info, so stop by Blackwater Facts and get the facts about Blackwater.? And once he puts one of them PayPal donation things up, make sure you toss him a few bucks cuz I’m sure he’s doing all this work on this website AND holding down a full-time job!