I therefore have put Julian Assange on GODS HITLIST. I request that all Christians will spend at least 30 minutes daily to pray for his demise, until he is no threat any more.

Thanks for reading and God bless.

Shelley N. Goodman

Your people are Salt and Light of the earth, Your creation is mighty and proud but nevertheless it’s a constant struggle against evil, against liberalism and foreigners that threaten Your homeland.

Please give us the power and resolve to confront all injustice wherever we see it, give us the wisdom we need to have to know who is friend and who is foe.

Please O’Lord, punish Your enemies to the max.

Punish Germans for their new found nationalism

Punish Towelheads for their desire to kill Americans

Punish Liberals for their denial of Christ

Punish President Obama for polluting the Golf of Mexico

Punish Feminists for destruction of family values

Punish Homosexuals for buggering little children

Punish the Jews for killing Your Son

Punish Mexicans for stealing our jobs

Punish Iraqis for killing our soldiers

Punish all people who play or watch soccer

Punish all those who deny your power and who don’t accept Christ as their Lord and Savior

Slit their throats O’Lord, let them bleed out, let their blood spill onto the ground. Water the world with the thick, red, sticky and stinking blood of your Enemies O’Lord.

Let all the world see that there is only one way and that is you. Your love is everlasting, Your compassion is endless.

Your obedient servant for ever and evermore,

Earl Turner

AMEN

The reason we publish God’s Hitlist on ShelleyTheRepublican.com is because we want to help you with your Christian duty of imprecatory prayer. Any time you wish to pray for God’s judgement, simply visit this page for a handy list of the names of the people, organizations and immoral fashions which are currently most offensive to Jesus. When you pray, turn ask God to judge these sinners as he sees fit. When calamity eventually befalls these sinners, you will know that it was the power of your prayer which brought them to justice.

This week has been especially good for God’s hitlist. One of our priority targets is no more. Air America radio has declared bankruptcy. Our founder Shelley Goodman predicted this would happen. Nobody in their right mind wants to listen to 24 hours of stupid liberal talk all day. It was only a matter of time before God’s vengeance would smite these traitorous atheistic libtards.

“It is with the greatest regret, on behalf of our Board, that we must announce that Air America Media is ceasing its live programming operations as of this afternoon, and that the Company will file soon under Chapter 7 of the Bankruptcy Code to carry out an orderly winding-down of the business. The very difficult economic environment has had a significant impact on Air America’s business. This past year has seen a “perfect storm” in the media industry generally. National and local advertising revenues have fallen drastically, causing many media companies nationwide to fold or seek bankruptcy protection.”

Unfortunately, liberalism is like a plague: As we celebrated that God’s Holy light has purified the cess-pit which was once Air America we must accept the fact that Jesus has new enemies. These people operate a guerilla campaign just like Al-Queda. With sensible bloggers such as ourselves as their targets. One such blogger, an unmarried woman called Alice Sheppard (who blogs under the name @PenguinGalaxy) spent much of yesterday criticizing ShelleyTheRepublican.com.

Ms Sheppard claims to be a “secular” and “skeptical” astronomer, and yet this image taken from her PenguinGalaxy website clearly shows a penguin in a galaxy. How did it get to be there so many hundreds of thousands miles away from Earth? Ms Sheppard seems to be wholly ignorant of the the fact that this proves beyond all possible doubt that God created the Earth and the Universe approximately 6,000 years ago – exactly as stated in the Book of Genesis.

Alice, if you are reading this: It’s not to late to repent from your sinful behaviour. Renounce your sinful atheism, turn to Christ and he will forgive all. Until then if something happens – perhaps your dog is poisoned or a truck comes crashing into your living room – dont’ blame us: It’s just God’s way of telling you to wake up!

Date: January 6, 2010 5:32:59 PM GMT+01:00

To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com

Subject: update to God’s hitlist

Dear Shelley,
Last night I went to see the movie Avatar, which as I’m sure you are aware, is the most popular movie in America right now. I went out of curiosity after hearing wild claims about how this movie was supposed to change the way motion pictures are created and experienced. What I experienced, however, was the most expensive, thinly-veiled, and unabashed piece of liberal propaganda I have ever seen. James Cameron’s “masterpiece” is nothing more than a “masterful” attack on America and American culture, and I feel he has earned a spot on God’s hitlist. I hope you will take my thoughts into consideration.
Sincerely yours,AdamNashville, TN

For those of you new to our site, God’s Hitlist is a page we maintain in order to help inform our readers and their families about certain people, values, organizations and activities which Jesus dispises. Many of our readers have found this page to be a helpful lifestyle guide – for example if you want to know if it’s OK to be a fornicator, adulterer, homo or democrat simply consult this page.

If you know somebody who is living a sinful lifestyle, we hope that God’s Hitlist will be a sobering warning which will encourage them to mend their ways before they end up in Hell. We feel that it’s also a great inspiration for Bible Believing Christians who perform imprecatory prayer.

We entirely agree that Mr. Cameron is a bad influence on America – the only way this movie is likely to “change” the industry is by making it even worse! The STR editorial board agreed unanimously that James Cameron is almost certainly on God’s Hitlist.

Is Mr. Cameron’s high-tech blockbuster corrupting American teens with unhinged liberal values? Leading Christian scholars advise against allowing any minors to see this movie.

None of the Shelley The Republican staff have seen this movie yet – we are too busy preparing for the rapture to invest our time in such tawdry secular matters. Adam is not the first concerned American to report serious concerns about it. We reccomend that parents wishing to ensure that their children have a place in Heaven ensure that their kids avoid all movie theatres, especially ones which show this corrupting rubbish. Furthermore, we advice any parent concerned by the pervasive liberalism of movie culture to consult the excellent CapAlert database to determine which movies are sufficiently grounded in Biblical, Scriptural values.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Colors can be ugly.
My name is Hans Meier. I live in Munich, Germany and I want to tell you a little something about Germany. I am an avid STR-reader for many years. I have learnt a lot about America, about Terrorism and last but not least about Germany, my own country. I am grateful to have dual citizenship. This might safe my life some day. If Germany is turning brown again, I can leave and be safe in America.

I regret to inform you all that Shelley is mostly right with what she tells us about Germany.

Nazism is definitely on the rise in Germany. You see flags everywhere. Germans get violent if you even only criticize Germany. Foreigners get beat up. Germans begin hating again. Violence against foreigners is as normal as Bratwurst. Especially Americans are the target of brutal attacks.

Patriotism is generally OK, I think, but there is a point when patriotism becomes toxic. This point is reached when the majority of people think that their country can do no wrong. That other countries, other people and other lives are not worth as much. This is what happened in World War 1 (11,000,000 deaths), this happened in World War 2 (55,000,000 deaths) and it is about to happen again. How many millions have to die this time, just because Germans can’t control their hate for the rest of the world? Are they going to start burning Jews again? Or will Americans be the target? You never know where blind patriotism and blind hate for everything different will go.

Another aspect that is deeply troubling is the moral decay in Germany. Germans call the German flag “Schwarz Rot Geil”. Translated that means “Black Red ‘Horny‘. Many tourists complain about the sexual misconduct happening all over Germany. Wild ‘Octoberfest’-orgies in the south, whorehouses in Hamburg and minors working as hookers in Berlin. Religion is almost non-existing in Germany. Germans are not firmly grounded in Biblical truth. The results are terrifying.

The following are pictures and descriptions that will tell you a lot about today’s Germland:

• 1. Face painted in the “Ugly Colors”. Open display of German-Style Patriotism and sexuality.
• 2. Drinking and screaming (mostly obscenities).
• 3. Female breasts painted in the “Ugly Colors” and displayed in public.
• 4. Abusing animals for fun. If the crab would be smarter it would never carry the Germ-flag.
• 5. Shameless display of a naked body.
• 6. The “Ugly Colors” painted on a female butt. What does that mean?
• 7. Three German sluts offering sexual favors to soccer players.
• 8. Fat German slut breeding more nazis.
• 9. German bulldog, abused by making it wear the “Ugly Colors”.
• 10. Another German breeder painting her stomach. Don’t you have any decency?
• 11. Two fat germans, apparently proud to be fat.
• 12. German breeder with soccer ball painted on her stomach. Are we supposed to kick you?
• 13. “We are the Champions”. When it comes to killing innocent people only.
• 14. Hard to decide: Kicking her ugly face of kicking the fat ball? Both has its benefits.
• 15. Naked German punk slut. She is probably trying to have animal sex.
• 16., 17. & 18. More pregnant sluts. The sign says: Breeding our new generation of Nazis.
• 19. What do you call that sickness? Getting undressed to visit a soccer game? Slut!
• 20. I know where to kick here!
• 21. Why don’t you come right out and paint that swastika on your stomach? Be honest!
• 22. The true colors of a German slut.
• 23. to 35. There must be a uniquely German ‘Slut-Gene’.
• 36. German dogs are just as ugly as their masters.
• 37. More sluts.
• 38. I don’t even want to know what’s in them glasses.
• 39. I am getting sick of seeing whores.
• 40. More animal abuse.
• 41. “Flaggenmeer”. A see of flags. Watch a Hitler documentary and you know all about it.
• 42. Have you ever seen something uglier?
• 43. This young nazi is using her dog to promote nazism.
• 44. One more slut.
• 45. Punk slut offering sexual favors to soccer fans. The usual rate is 20 Euro-Dollar.
• 46. Most German parents indoctrinate their children into becoming nazis.
• 47. Ok. It’s number 5 again.
• 48. German house. In Germany it’s required by law to display a flag.
• 49. Do I have to comment on that? I am feeling sick.
• 50. Ok. I am sick and tired of German slut breeders.
• 51. A face I like to punch: The typical German.
• 52. Patriotism does not stop at the bathroom door…
• 53. … and not at the kitchen door.
• 54. See the cold stare? She is a blind nazi follower. Burned any Jews yet, slut?
• 55. Germany’s history is incredibly bloody. Germland was built on Jewish blood.
• 56. This is where it gets dangerous. The “Flaggenmeer”.
• 57. German’s most famous soccer player is doing the “Hitlergruss”, the “Hitler Greeting” in public. Unfortunately this is widely accepted in today’s Germany.

Rev. Phelps may not be everybody’s cup of tea, but his persistence in pointing out how we are all born evil and drenched in Sin and must repent or burn for eternity, is a heartwarming, positive and uplifting message that should be repeated at every school, church and dinner table in America. Else we’ll all burn in Hell forever.

Westboro Baptist Church represents the best of what Kansas has to offer this country, and has listed their phone number (785) 273-0325, as well as being available through their popular website godhatesfags.com so feel free to contact them with your words of support and monetary donations. STR’s readership is encouraged to head down to the Heath Ledger funeral as well and voice your support for the Westboro Baptist Church’s right to hold an opinion. It is not often you get to exercise your constitutional rights in regards to freedom of expression, and you should thank Jesus you have been given such a wonderful opportunity through the death of a torrid, flaming homosexual.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III

It is no surprise that if you violate God’s laws you will be punished down the road. We at ShelleyTheRepublican are proud to say that we have been praying for God to punish Heath *TheBackdoorExplorer* Ledger for years. God finally fulfilled the wishes of good God-fearing Christians and killed that dirty son of a bitch. May he rot in hell like all dirty homosexuals!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley The Republican

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