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Friends,

Normally we Christians concern ourselves with matters of importance: Prayer, country and honing our shooting skills. We try to shrug-off the foolish distractions that the secular world throws at usm since they only serve to pull us from the straight and narrow path which the LORD has ordained. So normally, I’d ignore an email such as the one we received the other day… but as I was about to trash it I heard a still small voice urging me not to.

That voice was the voice of Jesus, ringing as clear as a bell in my ears. “Jimmy” he sad, “what have I taught thee about spreading my word – respond to the unrighteous one and teach him the foolishness of his ways”.

I thanked Jesus for this important revelation, and set to work dismantling the steaming pile of folly which I now present to you, dear reader:

Shelley,
I have addressed this email straight to you, because I am intrigued as to your views, your ideology and your way of thinking.

First of all Jimmyboy, Shelly is far too important to be reading damn fool emails like the one you sent in. If you want her to take a moment from her important fund-raising activities you’d better send at least $200. Jesus wants me to deal with your problems.

First, a little about me (I type this in the faith that you do not draw prejudice from it and allow such prejudices to tint your perception of me). I am;
-British
-Fascinated by the culture, language and language of Japan
-Blond
-Interested in, though not a user of, Linux
-a Liberal Democrat (the Liberal Democrats are a British political party)
-Fourteen years old

It’s sad that you are already corrupted at so young an age. If your parents had any godly vision they would immediately send you to one of STR’s annual Bible-camps. Feel free to search our archives for more information about this great way that you can get to know Jesus, your personal LORD and saviour. Only $500 for a full week of advanced Bible study in next year’s camp.

To business;
-I would like to know on what basis you believe America to be “God’s Nation” any more than, say, Israel or Italy.

America IS God’s nation – it says so in the Bible. Israel is also God’s nation – the Jews are keeping it warm for us until the Rapture when Jesus will kick them out and let us Christians take over. Italy? That’s one of those homo-Euro-trash countries? America kicked their asses in the 2nd world war, so they don’t count for shit.

-Do you honestly think that all Germans, all eighty-one million of them, are completely and indisputably evil, even after their discovery of the theory of General Relativity, invention of beer, airbags, cars, toothbrushes, helicopters and jet engines?

It’s not what I think that matters… it’s what JESUS thinks. We simply report what he tells us.

-In your opinion, is Linux against God purely because it is not American? (I think, perhaps, your response may include some reference to communism; why do you associate Scandinavia with communism so?)

Anything un-American is against God’s wishes. That should be enough!

-Why do homosexual acts, committed in private, affect you? And why are the homosexual relationships/marriages of others any of your business?

There’s no such thing as being a private homo. God sees everything and if enough people go gay he will judge us like he judged New Orleans and like how he’s judging Pakistan for being Muslim right now. That’s plain simple biblical logic folks.

-How are African-Americans inferior to white Americans?

Read your bible Jimmy. The Cananite race are cursed by God to be slaves and servants. It’s all in the Good Book… read it and you might understand that God never intended for white folk and black folk to mix. Not my rules… GOD’s rules!

-Why oh why are you against universal healthcare? I, personally, was exceedingly glad to see America following in the footsteps of Europe and the United Kingdom and finally implementing a system which promises to improve life for millions of Americans.

Obamacare is a death-sentence for our preborns and our seniors. Do you want Barack Obama coming to your grandma and shooting her in the head with a cattle-gun? That’s what’s going to happen if Obama and his blackshirts get their way!

Twenty-one percent of American children live in poverty. Sixteen percent of British children do. Respond.

But we have a higher percentage of saved Bible-believing Christians than anywhere else in the world. What does material poverty matter when you have spiritual riches?

To publish your response to this email would clear up issues for me and the rest of the STR readership, and as such be mutually beneficial. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

James Derbyshire
Staffs, England, UK

Done, and has it been left up to me I’d have just ignored your silly message but I think Jesus has a plan for you. I think today you are going to pick up that old Bible that’s been gathering dust in your home and start reading it. Perhaps you will see sense and turn away from your libtarded ways.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

What is the institution upon which our once-great nation was founded? The Bill of Rights, The Constitution, The Mayflower Accord? No – look in your very own book-case for the real answer: The Holy Bible and Christian Marriage. Our Christian nation was founded on God’s law to be a shining example of morality and Christianity for the world to see.

Unfortunately our nation has been perverted by liberals, negros, jews, the illuminati, illegal immigrants – but most all the homos. These groups wish to destroy America from the inside by spreading the lie that we are a secular nation. No state is more corrupt than California – an ugly “blue state” where a federal judge just thrust a jagged dagger into the beating heart of marriage.

Judge walker ruled that homos should have exactly the same rights to marry as heterosexual couples. If everything is legally the same then that our normal marriages are now legally homosexual! That’s right – Judge Walker is trying to make us ALL GAY!

It’s time to act: We the readers of STR do not wish to be turned into gays. That is why Shelley The Republican and America’s leading pro-family group the Alliance Defence Fund will appeal this dangerous ruling. The Senior Council of ADF gave this sobering statement:

“We will certainly appeal this disappointing decision. Its impact could be devastating to marriage and the democratic process,” Raum said. “It’s not radical for more than 7 million Californians to protect marriage as they’ve always known it. What would be radical would be to allow a handful of activists to gut the core of the American democratic system and, in addition, force the entire country to accept a system that intentionally denies children the mom and the dad they deserve.”

Why cant the liberals accept Brian’s simple logic? Cant they see how allowing the gays to marry infringes on the civil rights of the seven million people in California want to live in peace without giggling homos performing acts of sexual lewdness on every street corner.

Please Pray for:

• A return to righteousness across America.
• People whose lives will be impacted by the result of this ruling.
• For the appeal process now by mounted by the Alliance Defense Fund.

Dear Readers

We at ShelleyPAC work hard to bring to you the latest conservative commentary from a Biblical perspective. We put a lot of time and effort into our work. Sometimes we investigate day and night to get to the truth. To expose hateful liberal doings to the sunlight.

We received a letter from a reader tonight, full of venom, hate and intolerance. Even though it does not make any sense whatsoever, I’m still publishing it to show to world what we are up against.

Just consider this: If we conservative Christians get out of the way, folks like this will be in charge and then what? I can’t even imagine what would be the result.

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley N. Goodman

OKAY, SO I THINK YOU SHOULD BE MURDERED BY A DOG, AND THEN EATEN BY CANNIBALS, CAUSE BITCH, YOUR CRAZY.
PSYCHOTIC.
AND I AM A GAY, BLACK, GERMAN, DRUG ADDICTED, DEMOCRAT, FEMINIST, HARRY POTTER LOVINN’, PETA, GOTHIC, ABORTIONISTS.
I AM EVERYTHING YOU HATE.
YOU DON’T EVEN LOOK AT THINGS FROM OTHER PEOPLES VIEWS.
HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES VIEWS?
WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS RAPED BY THEIR DAD OR SOME HORRIBLE PERSON AND GOT PREGNANT?
WOULD YOU STILL HAVE THEIR BABY?
I WOULDN’T.
PETA?
THEY KEEP PEOPLE FROM KILLING ANIMALS FOR THE WRONG REASONS.
WHICH IS WHAT GOD SAYS TO DO.
EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT????????
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A FEMINIST.
IT’S NOT LIKE THEY WANT ALL GUYS TO DIE.
THEY WANT WOMAN TO HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS.
IF IT WASN’T FOR THEM, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE THAT STUPID BLOG OF YOURS.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOUR HURTING PEOPLES FEELINGS WHEN YOU WRITE THAT SHIT?
YOUR SO STUPID.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED.
IN FACT, I HOPE YOUR MURDERED BY BLACK MASTURBATING HARRY POTTER READING OBAMA LOVERS.
CRAZY BITCH.
I HOPE YOUR WEBSITE SHUTS DOWN.
PSYCHOTIC.
THAT SHIT YOU ‘PREACH’ ABOUT ISN’T HELPING ANYONE, YOUR WEBSITE IS STUPID.
STUPID.
STUPID.
STUPID.

GO AND DIEEEE.
DUMB BITCH.
UGLY CUNT ASS BITCH MOTHER FUCKER.

Friends,

Our rights are being trampled on by hordes of aggressive homos. They are trampling on our rights to not have their gay marriage shoved down our throats. They are trampling on our rights not to hear about their gayness. They are trampling on our children’s rights not to grow up in a land where gay people do gay things to each other. But most of all, they are trampling on our rights to live in a country where marriage means exactly what we want it to mean.

If that wasn’t enough, we cannot even have a simple protest without thousands of aggressive gays showing up to try to debase our biblical message. Why is it that for every one of us, the devil sends ten evil homos to protest our humble godly word? Why do the gays hate Jesus so much?

But what can we do? Our message is one of simple, biblical love and nothing more. All that we wish for is to have freedom: The freedom for every single American do do exactly what the bible tells us all to do, just like Jesus wants.

Friends, these are testing times. It’s clear that the end times are near. The only way we will escape and go to heaven as the Bible prophesies is if we keep Giod’s law. We need to end this homosexual menace now, and that means by staying true to the Levitical teachings which God himself gave to America to be our law.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

You all know Dr George Rekers. No man has done more than him to help cure people of the affliction of Homosexuality (except possibly Dr. James Dobson). George is the founder of the Family Research Council and a board member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) – one of the world’s most trusted names in ex-gay restoration therapy.

You and I both know that he’s a great guy who, like us, is campaigning for the re-introduction of Levitical laws concerning homosexuality, specifically that all Homos should be put to death just like Jesus told us to do. Amen to that!

But some folks are haters – these are folks who do not let a good man like George get on peacefully with his work. These are folks who do not respect George’s religious freedoms to speak out against the hellish death-style of homosexual sodomy. These people will do anything to discredit good men like George, including smearing with their own despicable vice.

Doctor George and his travel assistant Lucien. Does this look like a homosexual encounter? Of course not – Doctor George is simply using this as an opportunity to introduce the young man to Jesus. There is nothing even remotely gay about a well known preacher taking a young member of his flock on an extended witnessing trip to Europe, heck I do it all the time and nobody is accusing me of being gay!

Unfortunately for the homos, nobody who knows George Rekers will believe for a moment that he is homo. You do not need to hear it from me, George’s own Godly words clearly tell the truth:

A recent article in an alternative newspaper cleverly gave false impressions of inappropriate behavior because of its misleading innuendo, incorrectly implying that Professor George Rekers used the Rentboy.com website to hire a male prostitute to accompany him on a recent trip.

Contrary to Internet stories based on this slanderous article, following medical advice Professor George Rekers requires an assistant to lift his luggage in his travels because of an ongoing condition following surgery. His family, local friends, and even another university professor colleague have offered to accompany him on trips to assist him in his travel. Dr. Rekers found his recent travel assistant by interviewing different people who might be able to help, and did not even find out about his travel assistant’s Internet advertisements offering prostitution activity until after the trip was in progress.

There was nothing inappropriate with this relationship. Professor Rekers was not involved in any illegal or sexual behavior with his travel assistant.

See, that explains it perfectly. There wasn’t any gay-sex going on just preaching and praising the Lord. George didnt pick a muscle-bound young man out of sexual arousal, but for the simple fact he needed somebody strong enough to carry the considerable weight of his travelling luggage.

Indeed, when he first became aware of his travelling assistant’s deviant sexual proclivities he used this as an opportunity to encourage this young man to give up his homosexual ways and embrace Jesus! Is that the kind of thing a homo would do, heck no.

The plain fact is that Dr. George Rekers is completely heterosexual!

Yours in Christ

Jimmy Goddard

Senator Ashburn,

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

I’m real sorry for putting this up late. The lie-berals over at WMFO apparent thought this show was too truthful and went and messed up the place that you get the thing from. Too bad for them that a lot of former godless Linux users find the strength and hope of Jesus Christ and was able to get the show anyway! Guess y’all lost again, SATAN!

Anyway, the “president” wants to let homos fight like girls in the military, which I guess makes sense if ya wanna lose the glorious War on Terror but like a retired military man told me, “ya can’t protect the front AND protect the rear.”

I also talk about the travesty of convicting Scott Roeder in 37mins and the good common sense of Phyllis Schlafly talking about how women can’t be oppressed cuz they live longer than men. Why don’t lie-beral THINK??

God is Love!
BBN

American motorcycles are the way they should be: Cool looking, loud and very powerful. America loves Harley Davidson, Indian, Boss Hoss and Buell. Motorcycles have what others don’t: The American spirit, a spirit of freedom and wealth and the beautiful feeling of being superior to other less fortunate nations.

As with all good things, motorcycles also became a target of the hateful, stupid gay agenda. What happens when a homosexual starts to “design” (or pervert) motorbikes?
That’s right: He gives at less power than a hair dryer, makes it look like another gay man and paints it pink. It’s just sickening.

If I had a say in that matter I would just plain ban all sorts of scooters. If you want to drive on two wheels you have to do it with style!

Damn you, homosexuals! Why do you have to keep undermining the American Way of Life?

Many of you are aware that STR stands for America and Christian faith. But we also represent freedom of speech. Lately though there’s been a real chill of self-righteous indignation from liberal whiners complaining about Christian faithful using terms like lezbo, queer, fag, homo, and others. Well too bad!

Complaining About Being Called Homo: This is what America has come too, a sissy-pants ninny-nanny state where mincing dress-wearing Nellys prance around flaunting their homosexuality. Before one complains about being called a homo, remember that being gay is a lifestyle choice people make on their own!

If we had caught him displaying homosexual behavior at an early enough age, proper identification could have had him sent on Christian Heterosexual Reeducation, Indoctrination and Standardized Training (CHRIST) camp. Being gay is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be homosexual, that’s just the way it is. With proper supervision and religious training, every trace of this behavior whether a lisp or anything else vaguely gay can be treated and cured. CHRIST Camp boasts a 100% success rate, that’s why we’re asking the STR readership to pitch in with anything they can to this great cause. Let’s get this kid cured of being queer, you owe it to him, and you owe it to Jesus. Please send donations c/o “Shelley the Republican” to 100 Amber Lane, PO Box 473, Nampa, Idaho, Zip 83652, USA and we guarantee these donations will reach us at the armed secret STR compound in Elk River.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Friends,

The other day my daughter had some of her friends sleeping over. I noticed to my horror that one of the kids had brought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice-cream. “Young girl”, I asked sternly, “where did you get this from?”

“From the Mall,” She replied – “I saved up my week’s allowance so we could all share it”.

Obviously these kids had not read the news about the abomination and travesty of the constitution which had been unleashed in the formerly great-state of Vermont. I undertood that these kids need to keep their innocence until the day they are married, but just then Jesus helped me realize how I could teach these young girls a powerful life-lesson that they would remember for the rest of their lives.

“Give me that tub of ice cream”, I said to the young girl, “So tell me about this stuff?”

“It’s got chocoloate and cones -”

“And nuts and vanila”, chimed in another girl.

“It’s real tasty”, said a third, “can we have it back?”

“Not just yet – now let me just set the ice-cream down here. Kids, do you know where this stuff is made?”, I asked.

“Vermont”

“Yes, that’s right – it comes from a place far away in the north-east called Vermont where only a few weeks ago they ruled that homosexuals should be given the right to marry just like your mommy and daddy. That means in the state of vermont they all think your mommy and daddy are queers… so lets just heap a bunch of these cigarette butts into your ice-cream to represent the faggots and homos who are fornicating in that corrupted state”

“Next, just think about all the sinfulness that’s going on right now in Vermont. I can just imagine Jesus looking down and seeing all that sin going on and shedding a tear. Molly, wont you fetch me that cat-litter tray? I’m going to add a heap of this dirty cat-litter to the ice-cream to represent all the sin and godlessness in Vermont”

“Finally, take a look at the fellow on the carton – I ain’t going to say his name just in case you kids get crazy ideas, but let me just say that he went on TV and mocked George W. Bush, the greatest president that ever lived. Suzie, what do you call a fellow who betrays his president at a time of war?”

“Uh… a rat?”

“Exactly!”

And with that I fetched up the remains of a rat which the cat had dragged into our house that morning, placing it on top of the cigarette-buts, dirty kitty-litter and the melting ice-cream.

“So girls, do you want your ice-cream back?”

“No way mister Goddard” they all cried in unison – they had truly learnt their lesson. But have you? What would you say if an aquaintance of yours offered you a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream? Would you eat it or reject it? According to the Bible the correct thing to do is to thow it in the garbage:

Next time somebody offers you a scoop of Ben & Jerry’s vermont Ice-Cream, imagine they just asked to sodomize you and your kids while videoing it for a “gay interest” channel watched by French homos . Then tell them what you think about it.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Lemme ask you a question – what would you do if your third grade son or daughter come back from school and told you they learn how to perform an abortion?  I guess if you was a liberal you’d probably jump up and down for joy because you’d be saving a $15 co-pay every time you killed a pre-born and you could buy that much more crack cocaine.  If you was a decent person, you’d run right down to that school with a licensed handgun and march that principal right to jail.

A mild sample of the kinds of images third graders are allowed
to view in their school and public libraries

Lemme ask you another question – Let’s say once you get to that jail, the police chief puts you in jail because under the current socialist dictator it ain’t no big thing for a child to look at pictures of a woman’s nether regions either for sexual gratification or under the guise of "education"?

Lemme ask you one last question – what if the number two man at the Justice Department of the United States of America didn’t have no problem with that?

Meet David Ogden – defender of porn and number two man at the Justice Department.  God bless America?  I’d say God damn America!

The Bible says: "You are the company you keep." David Ogden keeps
company with Amazonian transexuals.  What does that say about him?

Ogden has made a career of perfecting his hatefulness towards God, America and the family.  How many pre-borns has he killed? Several million – and that’s a conservative number.  He’s one of those liberals that wanna see 11 years old having as much sex as they can (cuz it’s "healhty") and then slaughter the precious pre-born that could grow up to be the Supreme Court Justice that overturns Roe v. Wade once and for all.  It ain’t nothing but womb lynching and America ought hang its head in shame!

But how he’s gonna get a 11 year old interested in throwing away her childhood on the sins of the flesh with every single boy (and girl) in her school if her parents are trying to raise her right?  That’s real simple – the internets.  Ogden thinks that everybody has the right to watch hardcore straight and gay porn not only in a public library but also right in the school classroom. That’s right – if the so-called "teacher" wants to show [title redacted - Ed.] which features two men engaged in [act redacted - Ed.], [act redacted - Ed.] and felching because he thinks it’s "art" then he can just fire up the personal computer Bill Clinton loaded with Al Gore’s internets and show it right there in the classroom!  That’s what he argued for when he argued against the Children’s Internet Protection Act of 2000 – hardcore gay porn in your child’s classroom.  You still think government schools is a good idea?  I don’t!

A scene from Spermyman 4, a homo porno easily available
for your 5 year old to download on Al Gore’s internets of
sin and sodomy.  Try finding scripture on the Al Gore’s internet -
I doubt you can.

If you send your children to a government school (and if you’re reading this you probably don’t), then Odgen wants to make sure that you ain’t got no choice as to where you’re child goes.  Do you want your child to go to a nice, clean school with kind, Christian teachers and students whose parents don’t traffic in the sex and drug industry?  Well, I guess you’re just too narrow minded for Mr. David Ogden.  He thinks you "fear the unknown" and "shy away from substantial interaction with people of other races."  Well, thank you so much for trying to run my life!  Last time I check, I thought I could decide whether my children should be allowed to talk to negros and Mexicans!

David Ogden thinks our children should learn the finer
points of "pimpin’" and crack dealing from the parents
of their classmates in government schools.  I disagree.

None of this means nothing compared to evil wickedness of his biggest, vilest act – defending braille versions of Playboy and Penthouse.  That’s right – porno for blind people.

I can understand a lot of things.  I can understand that lie-berals hate American because they love Satan and Joe Stalin.  I can even understand how being a homo can make you so bitter and desperate that you’d wanna make everyone bitter and desperate, too.  But I will never even begin to understand why you’d ever wanna corrupt blind people who God has already cursed for their sins.  That is the very definition of wickedness.  And that is exactly what David Ogden, under the guise of so-called "free speech", did: cement blind people’s place in Hell by giving them the most Godless pornography ever put on paper.  Now there are probably a couple of idiots saying, "but, Billy, there ain’t no pictures so it can’t be that bad."  Well, take a look at this -

A page from braille Playboy describing a lesbian four-way
involving blasphemous uses Christian symbols and multiple
instances of the Lord’s name taken in vain.

That combined with interviews with Jimmy Carter and Gore Vidal make this an immediate one-way ticket to Hell.

And that makes David Odgen the second most dangerous man in America next to Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden!

Today is inauguration day. The day the constitution of the United States will be killed. On this day a non-American illegal immigrant will be declared the President of the United States. I consider this day on of the darkest in American history. Today my friends it’s official: Terrorists won, America lost. Seven years ago, Osama Bin Laden killed 3000 fellow citizens and today we will make on of the our own President. What a shame.

The following will make sure you understand what life under Barack Hussein Obama really means.

Abortion: Obama is a huge abortion supporter. In the last years 50 Million innocent American babies were killed through abortion. Obama even voted against saving babies that survived abortion attempts in the Illinois house. This means if a late term abortion is being done and the baby survived nevertheless, Obama voted for killing the living, breathing baby right there after birth by drowning it. Don’t believe me? Look it up, do your homework.

God help us.

Shelley N. Goodman

We got just about 2 weeks to "git ‘er done" and repeal the 22nd amendment to let President Bush win the glorious War On Terror!  Y’all need to download the petition and get everybody to sign it.   And to answer yer question – God’s will is gonna get done but that don’t mean that we should let these lie-berals punch us in the face.  You don’t stand in front of a truck and hope that God’s gonna stop it before it hits ya.

God is Love!
BBN