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Dear Lord

Your people are Salt and Light of the earth, Your creation is mighty and proud but nevertheless it’s a constant struggle against evil, against liberalism and foreigners that threaten Your homeland.

Please give us the power and resolve to confront all injustice wherever we see it, give us the wisdom we need to have to know who is friend and who is foe.

Please O’Lord, punish Your enemies to the max.

Punish Germans for their new found nationalism

Punish Towelheads for their desire to kill Americans

Punish Liberals for their denial of Christ

Punish President Obama for polluting the Golf of Mexico

Punish Feminists for destruction of family values

Punish Homosexuals for buggering little children

Punish the Jews for killing Your Son

Punish Mexicans for stealing our jobs

Punish Iraqis for killing our soldiers

Punish all people who play or watch soccer

Punish all those who deny your power and who don’t accept Christ as their Lord and Savior

Slit their throats O’Lord, let them bleed out, let their blood spill onto the ground. Water the world with the thick, red, sticky and stinking blood of your Enemies O’Lord.

Let all the world see that there is only one way and that is you. Your love is everlasting, Your compassion is endless.

Your obedient servant for ever and evermore,

Earl Turner

AMEN

Hello America, as many of you know we here at STR are opposed to censorship of every kind. That’s why when it comes to Jesus or acknowledging the greatness of George W. Bush, STR is not afraid to stand-up and defend them despite attempts to tell us otherwise. So it came as no surprise to us that many people fond of the same old ‘business as usual’ liberal media censorship felt that STR’s content needed to be restricted. One reader even went so far as to write to us about this:

Are you guys crazy??!!- I stumbled across this website and read some of the religious fanatism you people spew out,what really offends me is your anti germany stance,im of swiss/german heritage,and I speak german,it is a proud nation that has contributed a lot of good to this world! Look at all the well made products made in germany,vw,faber-castell,walther,altendorf,zeiss,steiner,the list goes on, can America say the same?!
-We have our issues,but America does to,look at your prostitution problem,your DRUG problem!-,look at how you are destroying the world with your antienviroment policies,wow what really amazed me was when you religious freaks wrote america was gods chosen land,haaahaaa,you sound like middle eastern extremists,so do more research next time before you write an article because obviously you know nothing about germany except for the negatives and theb you mix it with religious fanatism.

Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!
(name and email address withheld to preserve reader’s freedom of speech)

First off, thank-you for taking the time to write to us here at the Freedom Blog, Mr. Art. We always take our readers comments seriously, and read through them in the hope that we can learn more. That said we have to kindly disagree with your statement that “Deutchland ist einem besten land auf diese planet!!!” for a simple reason, that the last man to say that phrase in german was none other than Adolf Hittler.

Germs in Afghanistan: the techno-german military is already in Afghanistan, where next? Whether sending troops outside Germany or bailing out Greece, the germs are up to their old ‘world domination’ tricks.

Why are germans so mean? We feel it is part of their DNA and their lack of a soul. As Christians we feel that all people can be saved through the mercy of our Lord and Savior Jesus, but the ‘exception that proves the rule’ is the germans, simply put they are too far gone. Germans are dangerous people, it’s just the way they are, and nothing they ever do will change this, as the bible itself says.

Bundeswher Torchlight Parade: in honour of their dark heritage, the german Bundeswehr marches in a torchlight parade for the glory of the dirty germlanders’ country.

First the german take babysteps, then they do goosesteps. It has always been the germ way to impose their will on other innocent nations. Only germans would dare invade innocent Belgium, what did the belgians ever do to anyone, maybe that is why the belgian flag is the same as the german one, because they were terrorized into using the same colors. Jesus has taught us to be tolerant, but the germs are a powderkeg waiting for a spark. And while Mr. Art would like the Freedom Blog to say otherwise, we here at STR must speak-out against the dangerous germans plotting even now to impose their will on the rest of europe and the world.

Let us bow our heads in prayer:

Oh Jesus who will redeem all people except the germans,
Please save the world from german domination and evil,
Only America is the true democratic world leader
And let the germans spend their lives burning eternally in Hell!

Amen.

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

This week’s email of the week, comes from Leeroy Winston, a fellow Christ Warrior who needs some help dealing with liberal bias in the classroom, fortunately STR.com is here to offer sensible career advice to fellow patriots:

From: Leroy Winston
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
mycountry13@patriotmail.com
2009/01/26 8:17am

Hi i wonder if you can help me i’m currently undergoing college education doing a Cisco course in IT and as an avid windows user i’m a little dismayed to find my college tutor only seems to want to teach us linux os he keeps telling us that if you want a good IT job you need to know about linux as thats where the money is he calls microsoft an evil corporation that only people with little or no IT knollege use he even told me the xbox 360 runs on Dam Small Linux that can’t be true god wouldn’t let that happen i’m sure please could you find out and let me know if this travesty is happening.

Praise god,
Winston

Leeroy, you are absolutely right: Linux is great for calculating how much hemp-based tofu it might take to fill your bio-gas-powered eco-dome, but for all serious jobs you need a serious operating system such as Microsoft Windows. Your teacher has obviously smoked too much dope, and as a result has made a very common error… at least common amongst foolish liberals.

Linux is not, never has and never will be ready for the desktop.

Linux and Windows have been around for a long time… but why is it that nobody sensible uses Linux? It’s simply because Linux is still not yet ready for the desktop, the server-room or just about any environment where IT is critical. Anybody who thinks that Linux is ready for industry is obviously a fool and this foolishness will prevent him getting a job:

Not so long ago, we hired an intern to look after our growing computer systems: We narrowed our choice down to two candidates. One with a “mixed” skill-set of Linux and Windows, the other pure Windows. Naturally we ditched the Linux guy… after discovering that he thought “Gnu” and “Python” were acceptable technologies in the workplace we figured him for an obvious communist whose values were incompatible with our Christian values.

Linux is not, never has and never will be ready for the desktop.

Take our advice – the only job those Linux skills will get you is in some kind of hippie-commune… or worse, you might become a teacher in another liberal college where the government funds you to tell the same lies to yet more kids.

STR Action Alert:

• If your liberal teacher is persecuting you because of your conservative values tell ShelleyTheRepublican.com – we can help get your teacher fired.
• If you or anybody you know of using or advocating Linux, report them to the Business Software Alliance. Linux is an illegal derivative of SCO OpenServer, and therefore should be considered to be pirated software.
• Last but not least, PRAYER: Pray for their sinful souls that Jesus will guide them towards our Truth.

JG

[Note - We became aquainted Mr. Bao after watching him conscientiously mop the floor at a local Wendy's. We considered his work ethic to be stellar, moving the trash bins to ensure that any dirt caught under them would be irradicated and paying close attention to the edges and corners of the restaurant floor.? The manager, believing that such attention to detail consumed too much time, insisted that Mr. Bao "step up the pace or go back to ChinkLand". When Mr. Bao protested he was Vietnamese, said manager informed him with a torrent of profanity that he was now fired and to "use those slant-eyes to look for a new job". [Naturally, this distressed Mr. Bao. Rather than show anger, he knelt on the spotless floor, put his hands together and prayed in what we assumed his native tongue although it admittedly sounded like gobbedlygook to us. Watching this act of faith in the Creator, we quickly informed Mr. Bao that we would move Heaven and Earth to find him a job mopping floors in a restaurant that would appreciate his artistry and dedication to the mop. As the tears fell down his cheeks and he pumped our hands in gratitude ("Tank you, GI Joe...America nummer one") we released him from his slavery, taking his phone number and giving him a ride to the bus stop. We are pleased to inform you that he now works at a McDonalds which, as the manager tells us, has never had such clean floors.

[We occasionally speak with Mr. Bao on the days when we decide on McDonalds for lunch and found out that he recently became an American citizen, renouncing foul and fetid jungle of dog eaters in Vietnam. "I learn speak American from you website," he told us, "and I want pay back to you debt for good good job giving me. I write you website, GI Joe." As Christians and Americans, we could not turn down this heartfelt, if grammatically incorrect request.]

My name Hein Phuck Bao and I American. I get my paper that say I American two months. You now call me GI Joe! Ha ha! I kidding you!

I come Vietnam twenty year. I come legal not like brown beaner who sneak border. I proud my new country. I love my new country. America nummer one!

When I live Vietnam, I live like mud man. I eat dog. I not know Jesus. I think American bad and throw stones at GI Joe because they kill my family. One GI Joe he give me Holy Bible and tell me God want American save Vietnam. He tell me he sorry GI Joe kill my family but it mistake and they think my family look just like other family that want kill GI Joes.? He tell God no like people eat dog and no like commies.? Me no like commies too and not like eat dog. It too stringy.

GI Joe say I help out in mess hall mop floors real good and learn of Jesus. He teach me good talking with American. "America nummer one!"  "Death before dishonor!" "Die, hippie, die!" He teach me read use bible and I learn that there only one God who make world and everything in it and he make me too. He tell me he take me to America where everyone free and no one eat dog. I happy.

Then all GI Joes leave Vietnam quick quick and I look GI Joe friend but I no see him. Soon no more GI Joes in Vietnam. I hear of boat to America and tell them I mop good floor for America and they let me on tell me they get me job if I give money. I say I no money and they say gold teeth money and I give them gold teeth and money from job they get me.? So I pull them out there and give them.? I go to America!

It not so easy when I get. They tell me cut up pig and you give us money you get. Soon I know they bad men. I ask God to help me.  He tell me they pigs too and I treat them like pigs. Me and other Vietnamese cut them up. We free now. I go find my GI Joe. Look long time but find him Iowa. I tell him he help me find job mop floor.  He tell me I got wrong GI Joe. I go church and pray and cry and ask God answer my prayers to give me job and make me American and give me new teeth. I no take long time but God answer prayer and now I American.

I tell story so you know I love American.  I no eat dog here. I love Jesus. I love President Bush. I finally vote election 2008.  This make me happy cry when I think. But make me sad cry too when I think evil bad people want run country I love.  Evil bad people want destroy country I love.

I no understand America when they want Muslim who no salute America flag in White House.  He no show respect for country of free. It not right.  All the mornings I put up flag and salute flag and pledge allegiance flag because I have respect America.? Obama muslim and no love America. If he love America he salute flag but he not. He no love America and it mean he no love God. Why you vote for him?

I no understand when they say they want kill baby in White House.  That no respect. I see my family killed mistake by GI Joes and it no good but it war. To have president who kill baby for fun – why you vote for this? Why American no understand bad?  Why American vote to someone kill family not on mistake but on meaning it? It make me cry. It make Jesus cry. Why it no make democrat cry?

I new GI Joe citizen of America. You need listen that I see great America being and there many other like me want live in Land of Free Home of Brave. If you no love America and want America become bad then you leave. You live Vietnam. You live Cambodia. You eat dog. Me no eat dog no more because me American.

You vote in election 2008 and stop democrats from kill America and God!

I am hope blessing God

Hien Phuc Bao

Dear Shelley,

I really appreciate you telling the truth on so many issues. I read all of your articles for over two years now and I love you and the whole STR writer crew very much.

Some people don’t believe you when you say that liberals destroy the morals in America but I know first hand that you are right. I live in a quite suburban area close to Boulder, Colorado. It has always been a deep red area with strong morals and family values. I don’t know any neighbor not attending church on Sunday. Until now and this is where my story takes an ugly turn. Mrs. Simpson died recently. She was living on the other side of the street for the better part of the second half of the last century. She is in a better place now. Some German immigrants have bought the place and it’s all downhill from there. They are what you might call “neoliberals”.
They

- don’t go to church.
- play loud music, including “Heavy Metal”.
- kiss and cuddle on the street.
- drink and have loud parties.
- have “Bush is a war criminal” bumper stickers on their car.
- don’t mow their lawn.
- don’t participate in any neighborhood events.
- don’t buy American products! They own a Volvo and a Mercedes.
- take away our jobs.
- they have sex in public!!! See picture proof!

Their kids (Girl of 15 and Boy of 17) have piercings and dress like goths! What kind of filth is Germany sending our way? Their name is “Steinke”. I don’t know if I am allowed to say this for legal reasons but what to hell, I just do it. Anyway, to me this reads like “stink”, right? And that is what I call them whenever I see them. Good morning Mr. Stink, good morning Mrs. Stink. They keep telling me it’s like “Shtinkee” or something, but I don’t care. I call them what them is, end of story!

We are already trying to do our best to get them to leave. We (the neighborhood community) already engaged a number of lawyers and we are filing law-suits against them, but without any success so far.

Do you have any idea what to do? I don’t want them to destroy our nice neighborhood… Please help. I know you have great ideas all the time. Maybe you know what to do.

Thanks so much.

Carol Ann Parker, Boulder CO.

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Response:
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Carol,
thanks for your email. I have many ideas what to do. E-mail me: Shelley@ShelleyTheRepublican.com. I know how to get rid of them dirty, filthy Krauts in no time. Don’t worry.
Shelley

Dear Readers,
we recently received this letter from Russia. It gave us some hope for a better future. It proves that there are still decend folks living in Russia.

My Dear Shelley
my name Dimitry Mitrov. I am Russian scientist. I live near St. Peterburg. I want to tell you my whole family is reading your website. We want to thank you and your friends for writing great text every day. In evening when I back from work we all sit together and read your website and laugh and be educated. Most of time we all agree. Here in Russia we don’t like gay men and lesbian women. I agree as well that we can not allow terrorist to kill our soldiers. We had same problem in Moscow couple of years back, when terrorist hoding hostages in theater.

I sending you picture of my family. On left is my wife. Her name Olga. My son Peter, my daughter Lena, then me and my brother Stanislav. We will be living in USA, soon! I found job at university of San Diego and we are moving to USA in October. I can’t wait to see beautiful country with beautiful people. My biggest dream is meeting you in person. You educated and entertained us for many years. I can promose you that as soon as I can vote, I am voting only for republican party! I want to enjoy America way it should be and will not help democrats to destroy.

Goodbye Shelley.

I talk to you soon. God bless you.

Dimitry