You may have heard of the new TV show “My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic” – this series is aimed at young girls. According to the liberal-biased encyclopedia Wikipedia, “The show has been critically praised for its humor and moral outlook” – but is that really the case? Recently Shelley Goodman and I watched a few episodes of this series and found a great deal that responsible pro-family parents should be concerned about.

STR Fact-Sheet: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animal-fantasy animation series aimed at girls aged 5 to 12. Originally launched in the 1980s, it has become popular again due to strong artistic direction and and more “edgy” themes. We feel that viewer caution should be advised, especially in the case of young children who have not yet been re-born in Christ. The show includes troubling themes such as the occult, paganism and witchcraft.

The show tells the story of six “ponies” and their various adventures. Anybody who has spent time working with livestock will confirm that these are unrealistic depictions of horses and ponies. Were the lack of realism the only problem we would have no objections to allowing this show on TV, however we found a great many more issues:

• The depiction of ponies in this series is un-biblical. According to the Bible (Gen 1:26) man has been given dominion over all beasts (including ponies), and thus the portrayal of these worker-animals as talking intelligent creatures with their own will and personality is clearly in contradiction to God’s teaching.  We would have preferred to see a more realistic portrayal of God’s creation, for example showing young men and women working the land with their ponies just as God intended. As everybody knows, Man (created in God’s image) is the only life on earth born with a soul, and capable of moral reasoning. To suggest that ponies might also have souls undermines the entire basis of the Christian Bible.

Disturbing- is this show suitable for yong girls?

• The show is created by a young woman named Lauren Faust – if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power. It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen Ms Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear.
• From what we can tell, the ponies do not seem to have any belief in God. There was not one single reference to Christianity, Jesus or the Holy Bible in any of the episodes we watched. There were countless references to paganism, the occult and black-magic. We are concerned that watching this show might encourage young girls to experiment with the dark arts. We advise any parents who suspect their child has seen this show to consult their pastor.

Typical female My Little Pony fans: Is this an acceptable way for a young woman to dress?

• While ponies are certainly real animals, and unicorns definitly did exist (Job 39:9-12), “Pegasus Ponies” appear to be a creature found only in ancient greek pagan religions. We do not understand why Hasbro felt the need to include this obviously false pagan hogwash other than to cause further confusion in the minds of young girls.
• The show presents a biblically incorrect cosmology. Starting with the very first episode it claims that the sun and the moon’s motion is caused by a pair of winged unicorns. This is wrong as the Bible states that the motion of the planets is due to God’s will alone.
• The show is socialist: Various ponies appear to practice trades (for example Pinkie-Pie is a baker, Rarity is a seamstress and Twilight Sparkle is an occultist), and yet they do not appear to charge for their services (even the satanic Ms Sparkle), this is a model of a communist society envisaged by Marx. There’s no money or entrepreneurship. Is this an acceptable role model for young girls?
• In a number of episodes the Pegasus Pony Rainbow-Dash is seen controlling the weather. Young people should know that only God has the power to influence our environment (Psalms 148:8, Jonah 1:4). This is yet another blatant lie intended to corrupt American girls.

Who controls the weather? Most leading scholars agree that only God can control storms – however this show wants us to believe that a blue pony has God’s power!

If these were the only faults in the series, I might conclude that Hasbro were ignorant dupes however there is a great deal more to be concerned with. In Episode 23 “The Cutie Mark Chronicles” three young ponies calling themselves “The Cutie Mark Crusaders” go on a quest to find a magical picture for their hind-quarters. The fact that they have called themselves “Crusaders” is ironic given that their quest seems to have nothing to do with Christ! Any child viewing this episode might conclude that our savior died so that you can have a tatoo on your your butt!

The Cutie-Mark Crusaders? If they are not crusading for Christ, then who? This is a question that all responsible parents should ask.

We found this show very disappointing – as with any product from the liberal media you should never believe the hype. Time and time again the show’s producers passed up the opportunity to deliver a moral message grounded in Biblical values in favor of cheap entertainment. We do not doubt the show’s popularity amongst secular audiences however they have a great deal more work to do if they want to create something as successful as  the excellent Veggie-Tales.

If only this were not the most disturbing aspect of the show: It may seem astonishing and implausible but there is a growing group of older male fans of this show. They call themselves “Bronies” – many of the web-resources dedicated to the show are built by these bronies in order to attract more children to the show. While there are no doubt some male fans who enjoy the show for their own personal reasons, we should all be suspicious of a grown men who watch cartoons!

What can you do to stop My Little Pony:

• Ask your children whether they have seen this cartoon – if they have read from the instructive Bible passages referenced above to correct any misconceptions they may have learned from the show.
• Explain to your daughter that ponies do not have souls – they are merely beasts of burden. Explain that it is sinful and unbiblical to think otherwise. Help your children understand what real ponies are like: Take them to a farm or your local petting zoo. Explain to your child that real ponies were created by God, not Lauren Faust!
• Warn your children away from older men who like My Little Pony – they are almost certainly pederasts or perverts. Explain to your kids that if they ever meet a “brony” they are to tell a responsible adult such as your pastor or a fellow church-going parent.
• Whenever you see an episode of this cartoon on the Internet, “Flag” it as harmful. Do whatever you can to get this content off the internet.
• And most importantly: Prayer – together with Jesus we can get this sick filth of the TV

Yours in Christ,

James Goddard Jr

Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.

Time Magazine’s finest cover shot.  Check out those legs!

This week I was watching the ONLY news channel in America – FOX NEWS – when something happened which made me so angry that I physically hurled the remote control to my new Pioneer plasma screen television out of the window of my fifth-floor apartment.

In an interesting aside, I found out later that it had gone straight through the back windshield of a red European sports car.  When I left my flat a couple of hours later, I saw that the window had smashed completely, but because of the way the car was made (no back seat), the remote control was still reachable.  For some reason the alarm hadn’t gone off, so I reached in to the back of the car and took it out.  When I tried it later that day it still worked!  The moral?  BUY AMERICAN!

The Japanese hate JESUS.  Instead of worshipping GOD, they

stuff their faces with stinking raw fish and roll around in nappies.

Anyway, the cause of my righteous fury was a report about the lie-beral backlash against a man who had the stupidity (so the liberals say like the steaming piles of human effluent they are) to stand up for JESUS.

Brit Hume, a FOX NEWS (they should call it GOD NEWS) made this comment about Tiger Woods -

“The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

Liberal propaganda sheet The Washington Post (a newspaper so sickening it even TASTES of evil) spewed vile attack after vile attack on the helpless, innocent and funtrate Hume, claiming she had ‘dissed’ Buddhists.

You might ‘diss’ this Buddha – but you know

for sure (fo’ sho) he’d pop a cap in your ass!

Well.

Ain’t that a doozy?

Lets get this straight.  To say that Christianity is superior to Buddhism cannot be controversial.

It’s like saying that a decent, white all-AMERICAN, straight-A student with a Football scholarship to an Ivy League school is better than some stunted, dwarvish Asian half-person, quacking and squalking his bastard picture-language as he eats dogs, drinks rice-juice and blithely cavorts with dark, twisted philosophy from the twitching pen of a broken retard.

The time has come to make a stand.

That’s right – Christians need to hit Equality with the power

of the ALMIGHTY GOD, wiping its taint from Earth forever

How long must we stomach this erosion of the values of love and forgiveness in the name of ‘equality’?  I think that this so-called equality is a trap set by Satan, and should be fought tooth and nail (and shotgun, frankly, because these people just don’t listen).  For SATAN is known as the Father of Lies, and what lie could be more insidious than that of Equality?

Think about it.  Satan sits alone in his icy throne-room in hell, surrounded by the spirits of the DAMNED.  They scream for mercy, for hope, for an atom of forgiveness, but SATAN just laughs at them – and JESUS ignores their mad shrieking agonies.  They’re all there, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Hicks, Bob Sagat.  They all howl in unceasing and infinite misery for their crimes – the crimes of denying JESUS his due as the saviour of the world.  How each of them wishes they could go back, just for a second, and abase themselves before the living SAVIOUR – but they cannot.  If even for a moment they could prise themselves away from the universe of torture that their lives have become, it would be to them like the sweet blessed touch of GOD himself.

But that ain’t gonna happen.  No sirree.

This is what you get.

That’s right.  This is what you get.

“I’m sorry!” they cry.  “Please, for hope’s sake, for pity’s sake, for love’s sake, for the sake of forgiveness, help us!  Please forgive us and let us die!”

“No Way Jose!!” cries Jesus.  “You didn’t have faith when you were alive and I wasn’t there, and you guessed WRONG!!  Burn!  Burn for my holy father!  Now I’m going to go PRAY!  YES!”

This is what will happen to the Jonas Brothers

if they remove their purity rings

Satan, the worst of the lot, consoles himself in the understanding that the more souls he brings to hell, the less alone he will feel in his eternal misery.  But he has a problem – JESUS.  Jesus went to earth to tell people to worship him in order to avoid the freakish and gut wrenching horror of an eternity under the burning knives of GOD’s eternal fury.

Suddenly he realizes – if I can make them think all things are equal, they’ll never know the truth!  That JESUS in his wisdom has invented TELEVISION AND THE INTERNET so his holy word can spread throughout the world like a magical fairy of love and truth (except fairies are occult and from hell).

Fairies are evil

“I know” says SATAN.  “If the internet can spread the holy word of JESUS it must also contain a lot of other stuff.  If I can make people think that EQUALITY is important, then many will get involved in perverted filth like anal gay sex, horse pornography and BUDDHISM.”

Now I’m not saying that’s exactly how it happened.  I wasn’t there in HELL when that conversation took place, partly because I’m alive and partly because I like to have sex with my wife as JESUS intended, and don’t engage in foul come-drinking sex parties with disgusting, fat, middle-aged Democrat-voting swingers like every single godless, hellbound, child-raping moron who balled up a chunk of faeces and stuffed it down God’s holy throat by voting for the KENYAN ANTICHRIST OBAMA.

This is what Obama looks like in God’s eyes.

Equality indeed.  Let’s have a look at some Buddhism and see how it rates against Christianity.

Here’s what Ann Coulter has to say about Buddhism:

“Is Buddhism about forgiveness? Because, if so, Buddhists had better start demanding corrections from every book, magazine article and blog posting ever written on the subject, which claims Buddhists don’t believe in God, but try to become their own gods.”

Bastards.

Absolute bastards.

Coulter goes on:

“What religion — what topic — induces this sort of babbling idiocy? (If liberals really want to keep people from hearing about God, they should give Him his own show on MSNBC.)”

AHAHAHA!!!!  MSNBC!!!

Seriously though, it would be on FOX.  Or maybe the GOD Channel.  It wouldn’t be on MSNBC because MSNBC stands for Malicious Sadistic Nitwits Bashing Christ.  Or maybe it stands for Maybe Someone Never Became Clever!  Or maybe even My Satanic Nephew Berates Christians!

Seriously though, it could be anything.

“Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage’s indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity “offers the best deal — it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can’t.”

How interesting that a columnist called SAVAGE would offer the kind of analysis that you might expect from some primitive Native American cave person so hopped up on turkey and cactus juice that he can’t tell his ass from the tomahawk he uses to sacrifice babies to the heathen ‘Spirit in the Sky’ while running around naked and killing white people for their precious white scalps because he wishes he was white.

If they get hungry enough, they’ll eat that baby.

Coulter continues:

“In fact, that’s exactly what Christianity does. It’s the best deal in the universe. (I know it seems strange that a self-described atheist and “radical sex advice columnist faggot” like Savage would miss the central point of Christianity, but there it is.) ”

Faggot.  Exactly.

“God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you’re in. Your sins are washed away from you — sins even worse than adultery! — because of the cross. ”

Yup.  And if you’re out, you’re out of luck!  Forever!  Do you like the smell of burning meat?  You’d better, because you’ll be inhaling the choking stench of your own roasting entrails for all time because GOD HATES YOU!!

“Christianity is simultaneously the easiest religion in the world and the hardest religion in the world. ”

Yeah.  And Buddhism is the STUPIDEST religion in the world.

I mean, think about it.  Gautama Buddha was a nobleman who saw that suffering itself was interwoven with the human experience to an extremely high degree.  He felt that seeing as the problem was deep inside everyone, it would be there in his own mind also.  Therefore he dedicated his life to self-inquiry, seeking to unravel the knots inside his own mind that lay at the root cause of the pain and decay in his life.  Like an idiot.

He then ‘discovered’ that the source of human misery is the way in which the human mind divides the world into good and evil, and how these divisions create an opaque screen of thought that blinds us to the divine essence inherent in us all.

Obviously this is heresy.

This is a photo of a Haiti witch-burning.
Obviously they didn’t burn enough of them!

Now some ‘Christian’ liberals (which is an oxymoron – and an actual moron as well!) would blaspheme the most high by saying that Christ himself spoke of the divine essence that is inherent in humanity when he spoke of the kingdom of GOD being amongst us.

Some would say that Genesis references this, portaying as it does mankind falling from a state of one-ness with the divine by partaking in “the knowledge of Good and Evil”.

Some atheists (idiots) would say that the truth of Genesis is that it is mankind’s division of the world by moral judgement that creates and sustains all human suffering by projecting us into a fictional world of thought, of binary opposites, that severs our connection to our true deep nature which is the element of the divine itself and the source of the holy light of God.

Some would even go as far as to say that when JESUS said ‘don’t judge others lest you be judged” he was talking explicitly about the dangers inherent in judgement itself, and how in splitting the world into good and evil we become lost in this world and separated from that divine dimension.

They suggest self-inquiry as the journey to re-connect with that underlying reality which is consciousness itself.

These people are all damned.

Damned to rapey hells beyond description.

And I hope they like being raped, because soon enough SATAN will merrily ram their sinful rears full of his evil black love-member, to death, forever.

The truth is much simpler, as Ann Coulter explains:

“In the no-frills, economy-class version, you don’t need a church, a teacher, candles, incense, special food or clothing; you don’t need to pass a test or prove yourself in any way. All you’ll need is a Bible (in order to grasp the amazing deal you’re getting) and probably a water baptism, though even that’s disputed.”

You see!?  There’s no need to be “free of the dualistic illusion that instigates all suffering!”  You don’t even need to wash!  Just sign on the dotted line in your heart and you are done and done.

“With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don’t deserve it. It’s the best deal in the universe.”

Damn Right.

Now remember fellow bible-believing Christians, we are the future.  We must unite to destroy the yellow menace to our way of life.  We hear about China becoming an emerging superpower – well let me tell you something the British discovered during the so-called ‘Boxer Rebellion’.  No matter how much they might think their kung-fu gives them superpowers, these squeaking yellow runt-people aren’t bulletproof.

He’s really not. Try it and see! Jesus saves!

The worst thing is that, as the liberal media preach their “tolerance agenda”, (which is just another word for a mass-conversion of the American people to homosexual Hindoo monkey worship), the great U S of A is dying!!

Uncle Sam is crashing!  We need an IV of Righteous Fury, stat!

Kill the heathens who have done this! (I mean physically kill, because

spiritually they are already dead).

I pray that Buddhists will accept JESUS, but if they don’t the time may come for a reckoning – when words fail, AMERICAN LEAD will answer for us.
I’m not recommending that we go out and hurt any people – I’m just saying.  People is a subjective word.

GOD is LOVE. And because he LOVES us so much, he HATES it when we sin. This week we’ve seen what happens when a nation offends GOD…

GOD GETS HATEY.

Thank JESUS that he alone has given us the purity, guns and holy truth to set the world FREE.

WATCH FOX.

VOTE REPUBLICAN.

VOTE JESUS.

Yours in Christ,

Jebediah Venkman

Now, y’all maybe thinking that you ain’t heard of the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission and maybe wondering if it’s got anything with them Jews.  It don’t.  It was founded by General William Hollis who’s “an unabashed American patriot who loves both God and country and has shown it by his life’s work.”  He don’t like nobody talking down Christians and I’m pretty sick of it, too.  I’ve said it before, but I can’t walk down the street without somebody spitting on me and calling me a Christian.  So, that’s why he founded it.  I’m hoping that he’s gonna be able to get some laws passed that make it illegal to discriminate against Christians.

Even though it was founded in 1999, there were some “extenuating circumstances” that kept Gen. Hollis from really gearing up to stop the slander against Christians.  But now that he’s been on the job for a year or so, things is gonna be looking up more than me watching the sky for the Rapture!

This is only the first of the seven parts, so y’all keep an eye out on their YouTube channel!

No Christian would ever behave like that. Y’all need to stop worshipping the devil and turn to the Lord.
This ain’t how you get into Heaven.

Homobama ain’t gonna be president.? We already know that cuz God told us.? But that don’t mean the genie ain’t outta the bottle.? What’s the next negro who’s uppity enough to think he can be president gonna be like?? Is he gonna be an out and out muslim?? Lie-berals would just love that!? Is he gonna run on platform of selling out white children to Africa and “see how you like it for a change”?? Maybe he’s gonna be a voodoo priest like Obama but not try to hide it and put his witch doctor out on the campaign trail.

Or maybe he’s just gonna come right out and declare a race war on white Americans that came to this country legally?? If you thought that Rev. Wright hated America and white people, y’all ain’t gonna be able to sleep after THIS boy.

Pray for America!!

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This came from my dear friend Mrs. TD Crockett-Gaines over at Baptists for Republican Faith who says that she read it at Free Larry Sinclair and felt so moved that she sent to to all 13,382 of her contacts.? I’m thinking y’all are probably gonna wanna do the same thing.? I been told that you ain’t breaking copyright if you do it so I hope you will!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

I am so relieved that some of these dumbo-crats and nigger lovers are leaving poor Larry alone.? I can IMAGINE having to sit day after day in horrible cramped apartment not daring to go out even for a breath of fresh air because you’re afraid of some OBAMA ASSASSIN with a? sniper rifle aimed right at your head and itching to? PULL THE TRIGGER.? That’s why the call it the culture of death,? people, because all they want to do is KILL, KILL, KILL!? Except for niggers, of course, THOSE we elect president of the United States so that they can turn the WHITE HOUSE into a CRACK HOUSE.

Uh-oh!? Did I say something WRONG!?? Did I use a BAD WORD!?? I’m sorry, you little PANTYWASTES!? I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY UNITED STATES!!? I know that offends so many people when you talk about the land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE where the sun never sets on the TRUTH!? I DO beg your pardon for loving my country and wanting to protect it from foreign invasion by EVIL HORDES OF MUSLIMS!!? I know you’d rather elect a FILTHY MUSLIM who will leave the door WIDE OPEN for all the other DIRTY TOWELHEADS to invade our shores, rape our children and force us ALL to bow to MECCA at the point of a gun while PRETENDING THIS ALLAH IDIOT ACTUALLY EXISTS.? And that why all you PROBAMA BUTTHOLES want to rip down one of the finest, bravest, honest Americans to come down the pike since George Wallace!!

I know that it’s disgusting that Larry PUT HIS MOUTH on a negro’s penis and possibly took its cargo inside of him on more than one occasion.? Larry was SOUL SICK!!? He didn’t WANT TO DO IT.? When the PROBAMA haters talk about the MENTAL ILLNESS that Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) they’re not talking about any of these made-up fake mental illness that liberals use to excuse sin or get out of day a full days work – Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) the VERY REAL mental illness of FAGGOTRY coupled with MISCEGENATION!!? Either of these is enough to make a DECENT PERSON THROW UP but for Larry to have engaged in BOTH AT THE SAME TIME is almost too much to bear.? Frankly, it’s hard to believe that he was able to pull back from that and become a NORMAL AMERICAN like you or I but that is why he is FIGHTING SO HARD as a way to apologize to ALL AMERICA for his almost unforgivable past behavior.

But like OUR PRESIDENT says – you can’t live in the past.? Larry is DOING HIS DARNDEST to feel like he can once again walk tall in America and not feel like the second or third class citizen that HE MOST CERTAINLY WAS.? He wants to turn his life around and was well on the way to doing it until the MAIN STREAM MEDIA brought its great big JACK BOOT down to try and crush Larry’s dreams.? But Larry’s dreams are UNCRUSHABLE!!? Even though Larry presented them with AIR TIGHT EVIDENCE that they DID NOT QUESTION they still refused to air THE MOST IMPORTANT STORY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA.? We still don’t know why but I’m pretty sure I know the answer because once I went to the video store and it seemed like every single video I picked out and brought to the counter HAD GOTTEN LOST OR DAMAGED.? ALL THREE VERSIONS of A Star Is Born, Meet Me In St. Louis, Pillow Talk and The Three Faces of Eve were UNAVAILABLE.? Instead, the boy behind the counter (I think his name was Chet) told me that I should watch a movie called Boison Hood.? He couldn’t really tell me much about it but he thought it was about IDAHO.? Well, IT WASN’T.? It was all about NIGGERS KILLING EACH OTHER.? I watched less than an hour of it before I had to turn it off, but let me tell you something, IT CONFIRMED ALL OF MY SUSPICIONS.? It would not surprise my in the least if the MSM refuses to EXPOSE HOMOBAMA for his own FAGGOTRY because they’re too afraid that the niggers will “cop on their a**”.? We ALL KNOW that they are still TRIBAL and they’ve probably made Obama their CHIEF VOODOO GOD so they have to do whatever he says – INCLUDING SUPPRESION OF THE TRUTH – or he’ll shrink they’re heads.

I know that Larry will prevail!!? Even now he’s canceled all of his media interviews in order to FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND which is GETTING HIS EVIDENCE TO THE MEDIA. ?? He will not be silenced or intimidated or pushed around by these jigaboos. ? Do you think that Larry Sinclair scares EASILY!!!? If you think he does then YOU DON’T KNOW LARRY SINCLAIR!

FORWARD THIS POST ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS HIS SUPPORT OR ELSE ALL US WILL BE SHOT BY MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!?

I just recently found out that there is actually a Satanic edition of the Linux game called: “Ubuntu”.

Check out the video:

Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.

This has to stop. As much as I really dislike my former employee Tristan J. Shuddery (may he rest in peace), he was right about the dangers of Linux.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

It’s a fact – Reading Harry Potter will?send you to Hell.? End of story.

But just in case you need just a little more proof, I’m gonna give it to you because God never wants His word to be misunderstood.? This shows that not only is JK Rowling (which is probably an anagram for “Satan is King”) is a child corrupting whore but that the Jews that run the media are in league with Satan who’s doing everything he can to grab our kids at an earlier and earlier age.

Some limey newspaper site called the Telegraph ran a picture of Satan’s Strumpet with her breasts hanging out as she was ready to read to some unsuspecting children.

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This is the made up series of events that got run by
a Jewish run branch of Satan’s media empire

Now, they’d like you to believe that Jesus Killer Rowling was just reading to some kids when, OOPS, a button on her blouse got undone and (cuz she’s so “pure”) she buttoned it back up.

That ain’t the way it happened!

A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers got hold of the actual photographs in the order they was taken and it tells a much different and evil portrait of the Pied Piper of Potter.

These are the pictures in the order they were actually taken
in as witness first hand by a devout follower of Christ

I’m gonna break it down for you

?Jesus Killer notices that the kids ain’t seeing enough of her breasts.? She knows that if they listen to what she’s saying there’s a better chance of them seeing that Satan is behind the words.

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Satan is her master so, even with the eyes of the world and of God (who she hates), she pulls down her blouse even more so that she can use what’s left of the feminine wiles that Satan has sucked out of her yet on the poor, innocent children.

With her breasts in full view, she feels more confident that her message of Satanic domination will slip under the radar of children whose parents are either stupid, trusting or evil enough to allow them in the same room as Jesus Killer Rowling.

Unless you’re a moron, it oughta be pretty obvious why this newspaper would wanna publish these pictures and publish them out of order.? They wanna make you believe that Jesus Killer ain’t the Satanic slut witch that pretty much everybody already knows that she is.

And for all of you doubters – it ain’t a conspiracy if the truth is right in front of your face.

Strength my heart.
Help me Jesus.

I’ll be brief:

That once great American patriot Tristan Shuddery, exhausted after all the hard work and intellectual effort he has been putting into cracking the evil “Satan force” that he says lies at the bottom of all Linux coding, in a moment of unusual weakness, and under unprecedented pressure from the Evil One, dropped his guard long enough for a demon to enter his soul.

While every Christian should feel inspired to win at whatever we set our minds to, I?m not convinced that this is the sort of thing we should be supporting.

Firstly, they call us ?obnoxious? simply because we have the courage to stand up for Jesus, in a time where Satan Rules America. God?s love will always seem obnoxious to sinners.

Secondly, the bloggers-choice awards people do not discriminate on the basis of sexual and moral content of their nominations. Many of the other nominations contain pro-homosexual and liberal messages.

I call on all STR readers to BOYCOTT this awards site. Please do not vote for us – however I urge you to register for this site and leave a message of support and prayer for STR.com on their site, in the hope that the Holy Spirit inspires them to put us back into the Family blog category where we belong.

Yes, that’s a wrongheaded muddled comment and very out of character for a great intellectual like Mr Shuddery, but superficially, it seems rational enough. Soon, however, Tristan was raving and we knew what had really happened. He was, quite literally, like a man possessed. Ranting. Ranting, ranting, ranting. Almost like a liberal.

Ranting about lawyers. Ranting about money. Occasionally, when his true heart fought back, crying out for protection from the demon that had taken him. More often, leaving a trail of hate speech and destruction all over the web.

His mental and moral decline is all the more tragic when we consider what a Godly leader he once was:- For example in recent months Tristan was responsible for the loss of over $3.6m, in the form of an unwise investment in SCO group stock shortly before the company declared bankruptcy. These much-needed funds that will be surely missed, as we will have to work doubly-hard in order to raise the money which will guarantee another Republican Presidency in 2008.

That’s why, I have to tell you, with sorrow in my heart, that Tristan J Shuddery can no longer be considered a member of this organization.

We have already informed him that he has lost the use of his STR.com company car and not to bother trying to spend anything on his expense account. We also had to tell him that his wages have been frozen and because his recent ungodly actions violated clause 19.c.dx.V of his contract, his pension fund is to be reverted to our ministry.

I urge all readers of this website who have enjoyed Tristan’s wisdom in the past to pray for him. Furthermore, please pay no attention at all to the scandalous accusations he has posted on a number of other blogs. Pray for his very soul. Pray that we do not have to add him to God’s hit-list. Pray that he comes back to the light of Jesus.

Tristan, if you’re reading this, and I know you are, please. Please. Come back to the light.

May God Bless and keep you all,

Sam Johnston

I got no doubt that the homos that come here to have a good laugh at God-fearing, patriotic Americans is probably licking their chops (and anything else they can lick, too) and IMing their cybersex boyfriends trying to find out where they can attend that kind of memorial service.? It’s really a homo’s dream – sex and death all in the same room.

Well, they ain’t gonna find it a High Point Church, that’s for sure!? When Pastor Gary Simons figured out what Sinclair’s “buddies” was up to, he put and end to it quicker than John Edwards ducking into a hair salon.?

Pastor Gary Simon did the right thing when he refused
to show homo porn at a memorial service for Cecil Sinclair.

It just goes to show to what lengths homos will go to in trying to see who can get to Hell first.? Sinclair’s brother is a janitor at High Point and when?Sinclair got pretty ill from an infection getting him ready for heart surgery, Simons went and visited him.? When Sinclair died, the church kindly offered to let the family use the sanctuary for a memorial service…free of charge!? If that ain’t the spirit of Jesus then I ain’t sure I know what the spirit of Jesus is!

Before I go on, lemme ask y’all a question.? It oughta be pretty obvious that I’m a heterosexual, God-fearing, meat-eating, patriotic American.? So , if you’re a gay, vegan, Yurpeen, America-hating, satanist?homo, do y’all really think you’re gonna be welcome in my home?? I hope y’all ain’t so whacked out on crack cocaine and cheap gin to not know the answer to that question.? About the only way it’s gonna happen if you either lie or don’t tell me the truth.

myq kaplan (and he really does spell his name stupid like that) typifies
the sodomite, vegan, atheist America-hater that all true Christians should
turn their backs on.? Let a “man” like this into your home and y’all might as
well pack your bags for Hell.

So how in the name of all that’s holy and sacred did Sinclair’s family and “friends” think it was gonna be ok for a dead gay to have a memorial service in a Christian church??? Well, they either lied or didn’t tell him the truth.? Y’all don’t forget that Pastor Simons went to go visit him in the hospital and not once did this Sinclair guy say to him, “Oh, by the way, I like to put my penis into the anuses of other men.”? Not once!? This guy had a chance to confess his sinful and un-Godly lifestyle and beg Christ for forgiven of his sins to a pastor and chose to stay silent.? And you can’t always tell when someone’s a homo.*

Since his brother worked there, the church not only offered the sanctuary but also said they’d put together some kinda “multimedia” presentation to play during the service.? But when the girl got the photos she realized the church almost got infected by the Homosexual Agenda.? Included in the photos were pictures of him hugging, kissing and grabbing the crotch of some guy!? And they wanted to show these pictures in a church!

Some ministers think allowing active and unsaved homos
in churches is just fine.? Most of these churches, though, rent
rooms in Holiday Inns because they can’t get enough of them
to fill a 5000 seat church like High Point.? Why do you think
that is?? Could it be that homos hate Jesus?

?Gary Simons showed remarkable courage and faithfulness to the Word of?the Lord when he called off the service.? Of course, the?family and all his homo?friends started screeching like a Provincetown drag show.??They ain’t got no cause, though cuz it’s really pretty straightforward – a Christian church must not be used to conduct a Black Mass.

Pastor Simons said it real good in an interview with the Dallas News

The pastor said that he could imagine a similar situation involving a different sin. Perhaps a mother who is a member of the church loses a son who is a thief or murderer, Mr. Simons said. The church would surely volunteer to hold a service, he said.

“But I don’t think the mother would submit photos of her son murdering someone,” he said. “That’s a red light going off.”

What else can you say after that?

God is Love!
BBN
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*I’m thinking that maybe this kinda thing could get cleared up if hospitals started putting something like a rainbow sticker on the end of hospital beds with homos in them.

[Ed. Note - Our fact checkers discovered that High Point church may not, in fact, be a Christian church.? Pastor Simons wife is the brother of anti-Christ candidate Joel Osteen.? While STR strictly adheres to it's credo of trying to remain neutral, this is a compelling reason to believe that High Point actually belongs to the decidedly non-Christian realm of "emerging" churches.? The danger of these false churches is well documented.? However, we must applaud Pastor Simons for having some moral backbone and pray that he will turn back to preaching the Gospel of Jesus rather than the God-awful-spell of Rick Warren and his toadies.? N.W.]

I recently received this disgusting message in my email inbox. The sender did not sign it, but, after praying Jesus, I can say with some certainty that all indications are that it came from the office of leading black Democ-rat truth-hater, Barrack Obama. I print the message in its unedited form so that our readers can see just how low the losers’ party has fallen since the days of Dixie. Christians may want to exercise caution when reading this email and will certainly want to keep their children as far from it as possible:

I have been trying to leave a comment on this site page
Masturbation: Offensive to God
would just like to say one thing. I love to masterbate soooooooo much
that I am doing it now all over the computer. It is soooooooooooo good I
ove it. You lot shoould try it some time you will like it too. I just
came everywhere and it feels soooooooo good I am telling you. Man I
love to masterbate. And I think you views are out of order and you
shouldn’t knock it till you’ve tried it so have a go. I send my homosexual
love. Yeah thats right I am also a homosexual. And I worship Lord Satan
when the final battle comes Lorn Satan will rule.

Barrack Obama. A Democrat.

May He bless you all each and every day and always.

Sam Johnston

Our in-boxes were full of emails from our loyal readers complaining that Billy had not told the truth when we revealed our “exclusive” of the final chapter of J. K. Rowling’s latest Harry Potter book. Having read the book I can confirm that we did not get the final chapter 100% accurate, however our speculation was considerably more accurate than other ultra-liberal sources such as Huffington Post and Slate Magazine. According to our trusted source, the reason for the error is that Rowlings‘ secularist publisher insisted on removing any Christian content from the book at the last minute before publication.

STR was the only web-site able to give you the unadulterated text, exactly as the author intended. I regard this as a major journalistic victory for ShelleyTheRepublican.com, and a victory for Christians who must constantly struggle against a secularizing media, hell-bent on turning our kids into sex-maniacs.

Keep reading STR.com for the truth about Harry Potter and the threat to America from paganism, witchcraft, wica and other forms of satanism.

I’d also like to address another aspect of the Harry Potter controversy. Clearly some people have reasonable grounds to suggest that Harry Potter may be opening our kids to the very real danger of the occult:

Last week our friends at Crosstalk dedicated an entire show to some of the negative aspects of this series, particularly the potential for harm if kids without the spiritual armor of Jesus are allowed to read it. We are very aware of the dangers of exposing kids to occult themes, and naturally we feel that parents who allow their children to read Harry Potter should do so under careful supervision and ensure that it is balanced with a few hours a day memorizing bible verses.

Please take a moment to listen to this audio-presentation on the dangers of Harry Potter:

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However having read the latest book in the potter series, I find it to be an unambiguous endorsement of Republican values such as the need to fight Evil in whatever form it takes: The character of “Lord Voldermort” is based closely on the life of Hillary Clinton. Harry’s personal struggle against Voldemort is clearly intended to resemble the struggle we all suffer against a secular culture of death that denies our spirituality.

Who’s worse? Hillary Clinton or evil-sorcerer Voldemort? In 2008 Americans will have a chance to decide, but clearly J. K. Rowling has used her final as a sobering warning against Defeat-ocrat complacency.

The “Death Eaters”, the heartless gang of killers that supports the evil antagonist is clearly intended to represent the Daily-Kossacs. Rowling portrays these as a heartless gang of magic-wielding thugs, so clearly reminiscent of the hordes of liberal bloggers who are so keen to abuse the Internet (and American invention) to unfairly criticize our Christian leader and undermine our war-effort.

The dishonest journalist “Rita Skeeter” is an unambiguous satire of the mainstream media that has mis-represented our conservative values. Rita’s articles provide a moment of levity, but it’s clear to see where Rowling stands on left-wing abuses of journalistic freedom. She is speaking out against a biased press who like nothing more than to trash the reputations of the real heroes: Christians like George W. Bush and our loyal STR readers.

STR Fact File: Teens who have read the Harry Potter books are 20% more likely to have experimented with psychic or occult phenomena such as ouja-boards or curses. Are your kids communing with the devil via witchcraft?

It’s also worth pointing out that in the final section of the book, we can see that Potter renounces his magic. Lasting peace only comes to him when he puts aside his magical ways and accepts traditional family values, the basis upon which our society is built.

I think we need to take a fair and balanced side to the Harry Potter stories and tell both sides of this controversial issue. Is this book a dangerous slippery pathway to the occult or a ringing endorsement of family-values and our need to remain resolute in the war on terror?

What do you think?

Tristan

PS. If you want to learn more about both-sides of the Harry Potter controversy, please encourage your kids and family to read Shelley The Republican’s research-collection. We are the only site that guarantees completely fair and balanced coverage of this important issue.

With release of the last movie in the Henry Potter series coming out, a lot of Christians are probably gonna need to answer that question. This applies to parents talking to parents about why they won’t let their child get indoctrinated into the Satanic cult of Henry Potter and to the kids trying to fend off the ignorant classmates that try to drag them into the pit of Hell.

So as a service to Christians and a warning to sodomites, here’s a chart listing the commandments that Henry Potter breaks. Y’all might wanna print it out and stick it in your purse or your back pocket for easy access.