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Friends,

Now that the elections are good and won and we shall soon be giving Hobama, Pelosi and their ultra-leftist homo-islamic storm-troopers the boot we need to focus on rebuilding America. What could be more pressing than the need to end the abomination that is atheism.

It’s time to get smart about the atheist’s diabolical plan – we need to turn every single Jesus-hating atheist into a Bible-believing Christian. If used correctly June Hunt’s God-inspired technique can be used to bring any number of lost-sheep back into our fold.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Normally we Christians concern ourselves with matters of importance: Prayer, country and honing our shooting skills. We try to shrug-off the foolish distractions that the secular world throws at usm since they only serve to pull us from the straight and narrow path which the LORD has ordained. So normally, I’d ignore an email such as the one we received the other day… but as I was about to trash it I heard a still small voice urging me not to.

That voice was the voice of Jesus, ringing as clear as a bell in my ears. “Jimmy” he sad, “what have I taught thee about spreading my word – respond to the unrighteous one and teach him the foolishness of his ways”.

I thanked Jesus for this important revelation, and set to work dismantling the steaming pile of folly which I now present to you, dear reader:

Shelley,
I have addressed this email straight to you, because I am intrigued as to your views, your ideology and your way of thinking.

First of all Jimmyboy, Shelly is far too important to be reading damn fool emails like the one you sent in. If you want her to take a moment from her important fund-raising activities you’d better send at least $200. Jesus wants me to deal with your problems.

First, a little about me (I type this in the faith that you do not draw prejudice from it and allow such prejudices to tint your perception of me). I am;
-British
-Fascinated by the culture, language and language of Japan
-Blond
-Interested in, though not a user of, Linux
-a Liberal Democrat (the Liberal Democrats are a British political party)
-Fourteen years old

It’s sad that you are already corrupted at so young an age. If your parents had any godly vision they would immediately send you to one of STR’s annual Bible-camps. Feel free to search our archives for more information about this great way that you can get to know Jesus, your personal LORD and saviour. Only $500 for a full week of advanced Bible study in next year’s camp.

To business;
-I would like to know on what basis you believe America to be “God’s Nation” any more than, say, Israel or Italy.

America IS God’s nation – it says so in the Bible. Israel is also God’s nation – the Jews are keeping it warm for us until the Rapture when Jesus will kick them out and let us Christians take over. Italy? That’s one of those homo-Euro-trash countries? America kicked their asses in the 2nd world war, so they don’t count for shit.

-Do you honestly think that all Germans, all eighty-one million of them, are completely and indisputably evil, even after their discovery of the theory of General Relativity, invention of beer, airbags, cars, toothbrushes, helicopters and jet engines?

It’s not what I think that matters… it’s what JESUS thinks. We simply report what he tells us.

-In your opinion, is Linux against God purely because it is not American? (I think, perhaps, your response may include some reference to communism; why do you associate Scandinavia with communism so?)

Anything un-American is against God’s wishes. That should be enough!

-Why do homosexual acts, committed in private, affect you? And why are the homosexual relationships/marriages of others any of your business?

There’s no such thing as being a private homo. God sees everything and if enough people go gay he will judge us like he judged New Orleans and like how he’s judging Pakistan for being Muslim right now. That’s plain simple biblical logic folks.

-How are African-Americans inferior to white Americans?

Read your bible Jimmy. The Cananite race are cursed by God to be slaves and servants. It’s all in the Good Book… read it and you might understand that God never intended for white folk and black folk to mix. Not my rules… GOD’s rules!

-Why oh why are you against universal healthcare? I, personally, was exceedingly glad to see America following in the footsteps of Europe and the United Kingdom and finally implementing a system which promises to improve life for millions of Americans.

Obamacare is a death-sentence for our preborns and our seniors. Do you want Barack Obama coming to your grandma and shooting her in the head with a cattle-gun? That’s what’s going to happen if Obama and his blackshirts get their way!

Twenty-one percent of American children live in poverty. Sixteen percent of British children do. Respond.

But we have a higher percentage of saved Bible-believing Christians than anywhere else in the world. What does material poverty matter when you have spiritual riches?

To publish your response to this email would clear up issues for me and the rest of the STR readership, and as such be mutually beneficial. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

James Derbyshire
Staffs, England, UK

Done, and has it been left up to me I’d have just ignored your silly message but I think Jesus has a plan for you. I think today you are going to pick up that old Bible that’s been gathering dust in your home and start reading it. Perhaps you will see sense and turn away from your libtarded ways.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

I’m getting pretty darn tired of lie-beral defeato-crats and their screeches of RIGHT WING EXTREMISM.  Just because some neo-Nazi walks into the Holocaust Museum with a gun and starts shooting that somehow makes him a “right wing nut”.  That just don’t make no sense.  It shows just what hypocrites the radical left is when they use the stereotyping they accuse us of.  Just as there are plenty of niggers that aren’t lazy, shiftless and living off the state (Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas, for example) not every single person who tries to blow away Jews is a right wing extremist.  And if you stopped to think about it for a minute it’d be pretty dang clear that James Von Brunn was about as lefty as they come.

I’m gonna take these lies one at a time

He’s a racist so he must be right wing – The Republican Party is the party that freed the slaves.  The Republican Party made a Negro like Clarence Thomas a Justice of the Supreme Court.  Who hates Israel so much they’ll let towelheads trample all over the land God gave to the Jews?  Not the Republicans.  Liberals hate Jews because all liberals wanna do is spend money and if you can get a Jew to part with a nickel, you gotta minor miracle on your hands.  The only thing we hate is that some Jews might not give their life over to Jesus when the Rapture comes and they’ll get left behind.  Only someone who truly cares about the Jews could tell them something like that.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He’s a Nazi so he must be right wing - Y’all just don’t remember the name of the Nazi party, do ya?  It was the “National Socialist German Workers’ Party”.  Didja see how I made one word bold and slanty?  Do you know what that word says?  If y’all went to a government school, you might not be able to read it.  The word is “Socialist“ and it means that the goverment wants to run everything and turn you into some kinda robot slave working to serve the Illuminati.  Republicans ain’t socialists.  Never have been and never will be.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He used a gun so he must be right wing - Wrong.  He used a gun as an offensive weapon, like a cowardly liberal, rather than a defensive weapon which is what guns are made for.  The first rule of gun safety is NEVER point a gun, loaded or unloaded, at another living person unless they have illegally entered your home or the dictates of common sense say that you’re within your legal right to kill them.  Von Brunn, obviously, had no respect for guns or for human life.  In other words, he worshipped the culture of death.  In other words, Von Brunn is a liberal.

He was protesting something so he must be right wing - The main scream, Jew owned media pulled the wool over the eyes of the American people so bad over our Tea Parties that no one remember that it’s the DUMBO-CRATS that are the ones that protest everything.  And it’s the DUMBO-CRAT protests that almost always turn violent.  Look at Chicago in 1968 when the hippies rioted so bad that the police had to crack open their skulls.  Same thing with Kent State.  I can’t think of one single tea-bagging Republican that got arrested for even spitting on the sidewalk, let alone firing a gun.  None other than Rush Limbaugh understand that Von Brunn “”has more in common with the marchers and protesters we see at left-wing rallies.”  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

Let’s look at a couple of other points that you ain’t gonna see Keith “I’ve Got A German Name” Olberman talking about -

Von Brunn hated Bush…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn didn’t support he war on terror…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn had a copy of The Weekly Standard implying that their offices was gonna his next stop

Von Brunn hated God – Not once in all of his Nazi, Jew-hating, liberal writings did he say anything about Jesus being his Lord and Savior.

And if that don’t prove he’s a lie-beral, I don’t know what will

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Barack HUSSEIN Obama ain’t a Christian and the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission is gonna prove it to ya with a SEVEN part series.  That’s same as the number of days in Creation Week except it’s gonna be  Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s destruction instead because as soon as American’s have the PROOF that Homobama ain’t a Christian then you know they dang well will not vote for him or the corrupt Catholic he got as a “running mate”.

Now, y’all maybe thinking that you ain’t heard of the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission and maybe wondering if it’s got anything with them Jews.  It don’t.  It was founded by General William Hollis who’s “an unabashed American patriot who loves both God and country and has shown it by his life’s work.”  He don’t like nobody talking down Christians and I’m pretty sick of it, too.  I’ve said it before, but I can’t walk down the street without somebody spitting on me and calling me a Christian.  So, that’s why he founded it.  I’m hoping that he’s gonna be able to get some laws passed that make it illegal to discriminate against Christians.

Even though it was founded in 1999, there were some “extenuating circumstances” that kept Gen. Hollis from really gearing up to stop the slander against Christians.  But now that he’s been on the job for a year or so, things is gonna be looking up more than me watching the sky for the Rapture!

This is only the first of the seven parts, so y’all keep an eye out on their YouTube channel!

Friends,

It’s a good feeling watching the LORDs work being done, and nothing could be finer than watching this billboard being put up in the town of Chambersburg, Pennsylvania – a town like many others in America, except that their Christian citizens have decided to take a stand against the evil Atheists who hate America.

Naturally, as soon as the ad was errected it attracted the hostile attention of at least one anti-God campaigner. Please take a moment to read their hateful comments. Those atheists will do anything to take God out of America. I think we should be proud of what we have all achieved.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

This is a great witnessing tool you can use any time you feel personal doubts about your faith, or perhaps when you encounter an Atheist. It’s a simple diagram that the STR fellowship calls the “Wheel of Power”. It was invented, or should I say revealed to Pastor Magnus Bucks the other day.

If you feel that contemplating this has strengthened your faith, please consider donating generously to our humble ministry. Your money will go towards vital tasks such as shutting down America’s abortuaries and guaranteeing a republican President beyond 2008.

In the Holy Name of Jesus,

Jimmy Goddard

We all know that Atheists have no Moral, no values no sense for what’s right or wrong. How could they without God in their lives?
Please read below and weep.

Roleplay: Atheist Family Life

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

By Mike Shuddery, Oklahoma City

Dear Readers

How can you live without God in your life? The short answer is: You can’t. Atheists are the best living proof. They are sad and disturbed people living sad, disturbed and short “lives”. Atheists have no moral compass therefor they have no morals, no ethics no sense of what’s right and what’s wrong.

In order to educate our readers about what the religion of Atheism is all about I want to introduce a short little series of reader comments regarding these Godless people.

The first contribution comes from Daniel Joseph Min (San Fernando Valley, CA)

Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist’s funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they’re not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist’s grave
marker? “Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist”. What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember our friend Cecil Sinclair and all the gay sex that he had with every single man in this room…

I got no doubt that the homos that come here to have a good laugh at God-fearing, patriotic Americans is probably licking their chops (and anything else they can lick, too) and IMing their cybersex boyfriends trying to find out where they can attend that kind of memorial service.? It’s really a homo’s dream – sex and death all in the same room.

Well, they ain’t gonna find it a High Point Church, that’s for sure!? When Pastor Gary Simons figured out what Sinclair’s “buddies” was up to, he put and end to it quicker than John Edwards ducking into a hair salon.?

Pastor Gary Simon did the right thing when he refused
to show homo porn at a memorial service for Cecil Sinclair.

It just goes to show to what lengths homos will go to in trying to see who can get to Hell first.? Sinclair’s brother is a janitor at High Point and when?Sinclair got pretty ill from an infection getting him ready for heart surgery, Simons went and visited him.? When Sinclair died, the church kindly offered to let the family use the sanctuary for a memorial service…free of charge!? If that ain’t the spirit of Jesus then I ain’t sure I know what the spirit of Jesus is!

Before I go on, lemme ask y’all a question.? It oughta be pretty obvious that I’m a heterosexual, God-fearing, meat-eating, patriotic American.? So , if you’re a gay, vegan, Yurpeen, America-hating, satanist?homo, do y’all really think you’re gonna be welcome in my home?? I hope y’all ain’t so whacked out on crack cocaine and cheap gin to not know the answer to that question.? About the only way it’s gonna happen if you either lie or don’t tell me the truth.

myq kaplan (and he really does spell his name stupid like that) typifies
the sodomite, vegan, atheist America-hater that all true Christians should
turn their backs on.? Let a “man” like this into your home and y’all might as
well pack your bags for Hell.

So how in the name of all that’s holy and sacred did Sinclair’s family and “friends” think it was gonna be ok for a dead gay to have a memorial service in a Christian church??? Well, they either lied or didn’t tell him the truth.? Y’all don’t forget that Pastor Simons went to go visit him in the hospital and not once did this Sinclair guy say to him, “Oh, by the way, I like to put my penis into the anuses of other men.”? Not once!? This guy had a chance to confess his sinful and un-Godly lifestyle and beg Christ for forgiven of his sins to a pastor and chose to stay silent.? And you can’t always tell when someone’s a homo.*

Since his brother worked there, the church not only offered the sanctuary but also said they’d put together some kinda “multimedia” presentation to play during the service.? But when the girl got the photos she realized the church almost got infected by the Homosexual Agenda.? Included in the photos were pictures of him hugging, kissing and grabbing the crotch of some guy!? And they wanted to show these pictures in a church!

Some ministers think allowing active and unsaved homos
in churches is just fine.? Most of these churches, though, rent
rooms in Holiday Inns because they can’t get enough of them
to fill a 5000 seat church like High Point.? Why do you think
that is?? Could it be that homos hate Jesus?

?Gary Simons showed remarkable courage and faithfulness to the Word of?the Lord when he called off the service.? Of course, the?family and all his homo?friends started screeching like a Provincetown drag show.??They ain’t got no cause, though cuz it’s really pretty straightforward – a Christian church must not be used to conduct a Black Mass.

Pastor Simons said it real good in an interview with the Dallas News

The pastor said that he could imagine a similar situation involving a different sin. Perhaps a mother who is a member of the church loses a son who is a thief or murderer, Mr. Simons said. The church would surely volunteer to hold a service, he said.

“But I don’t think the mother would submit photos of her son murdering someone,” he said. “That’s a red light going off.”

What else can you say after that?

God is Love!
BBN
www.neck08.info

*I’m thinking that maybe this kinda thing could get cleared up if hospitals started putting something like a rainbow sticker on the end of hospital beds with homos in them.

[Ed. Note - Our fact checkers discovered that High Point church may not, in fact, be a Christian church.? Pastor Simons wife is the brother of anti-Christ candidate Joel Osteen.? While STR strictly adheres to it's credo of trying to remain neutral, this is a compelling reason to believe that High Point actually belongs to the decidedly non-Christian realm of "emerging" churches.? The danger of these false churches is well documented.? However, we must applaud Pastor Simons for having some moral backbone and pray that he will turn back to preaching the Gospel of Jesus rather than the God-awful-spell of Rick Warren and his toadies.? N.W.]

We at ShelleyTheRepublican.com always appreciate feedback, prayers and suggestions from our many loyal readers. Take for example this letter sent by John Stevenson, a fellow patriot who like us has become concerned by the rising tide of atheism and secularism that threatens to destroy every last ounce of American values and culture:

I have this brilliant idea how to stop terror and all kind of evil activity. It’s so simple that I can’t believe its not already been tried:

Something that Terrorists, towel heads, atheists, democrats, satanists and other lowlife have in common is that they shy away from the true God and his Holly sign. We can take advantage of this by placing lots of crucifixes in all public places, for example hospitals, shopping malls and court-houses.

We also need to install loudspeakers which broadcast Bible sermons and Christian music all over the country. This will put evil people in an constant agony and they will avoid all places where they are forced to hear the word of God. They will also be a lot easier to spot because its hard for them to keep a strait face when they are constantly facing god. This will give Jesus’ followers the opportunity to take them down before they commit more acts of murder or pedophilia.

Christians energised by God’s music. Atheists will be driven away into their hovels of evil.

Feel free to use this idea as your own. I just want the word out and get people to put crucifixes on strategic places and to get them to play holy music on their stereos. I know you are a Christian leader and I believe you can make this happen.

What a marvelous suggestion. We at STR.com have always believed that the vision of the Cross and the sound of God’s music is enough to drive the demons from any sinner. If only we could somehow gather together all of the Christian children of America and send them into the deserts of Iraq and Afghanistan, we could allow them to sing of God’s love to the towel-head terrorists. I’m certain that God’s love would stir their hearts and that they would instantly repent of their ways.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends,

Why is it that Atheists hate God so much? Do they resent him for sending is only son to cleanse us of our sins? Perhaps the are bitter about God’s wonderful creation or possibly, like spoiled children they spurn God’s greatest gift (the Holy Bible) because they would much rather play Nintendo? But why do the atheists feel they have a right to spoil it for the rest of us who know we are going to heaven? A new breed of atheist has arisen – not only are they hell-bent on their own downfall, they want to drag us all with them.

There is a great deal about atheists that does not make sense. Unfortunately, they are starting to get organized and spread their evil creed. While once these were a minority whose absurd comments got very little traction in the mainstream media, we now live in a world where secular thinking threatens to take over America.

Ten years ago if I had suggested to you that America was in the grip of an evil atheist conspiracy you might not have taken me seriously. Today emboldened atheists like “The Uncredible Hallq” (a.k.a. Chris Hallquist) proudly display their involvement with a conspiracy which is undeniably real.

Atheists often deny that they are part of an international conspiracy with their allies the Islamofascists, the Homosexuals and their masters: The Satanists. The conspiracy has it’s own website with an alarmingly huge membership. Next time an atheist claims that his beliefs are harmless show them this site! Note that they appear unsure that Satan exists: This is all part of Satan’s evil plan to cast doubt in America.

Hallquist is only nineteen years old. He is already a foot soldier in Satan’s army. These misguided men and women call themselves “Counter Apologists”, and claim that they are “Debunking Christianity“.

I remember when I was his age. While I was unfortunately unfit to serve in our armed forces, I served America by spreading God’s message. As a young Republican I helped drive homosexuals, dope-fiends and paganism out of my dear city. You might say that I’ve been serving Jesus and my country ever since. What can Hallquist say of his few years on God’s earth? His foolish words are dooming others to a life in Hell.

Hallquist claims that he is using “Logic” and “Science” to disprove God’s inerrant book, The Holy Bible, however where does he think that Logic comes from? Logic and reason only exist because they are gifts from God, and any attempt to rationalize a universe which is not ordained by Jesus is ultimately self-defeating: It says so in the Bible.

How can anybody say that Jesus is not 100% real. Every time something good happens it’s because Jesus makes it so. Anytime something bad happens that is the Devil’s work. The fact that good and bad exists proves that God exists. Atheists have no sensible response to this obvious fact.

Hallquist also says the God does not exist – however this cannot possibly be true because every single Christian in the world has a personal relationship with Jesus. We can all talk with Jesus because he is our personal savior, and he is 100% real. How dare he deny our Lord’s existence just because Jesus has not revealed himself to Hallquist’s closed, cold heart? If only Chris could take a leap of faith and believe in Jesus then he would know!

You may have noticed that Hallquist’s blog has just been added to STR’s enemies list. Why don’t y’all go and pay him a visit and let him know he’s going to hell. If enough people tell him that we might be able to bring him back to Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan Shuddery

Friends,

Take a look around you, it’s your last chance to see an endangered species: The Atheist. In a few short years they will all be gone. Atheism will be as extinct as the dodo ? a lumbering flightless bird which failed to adapt to harsh post 9/11 realities.

In his table talk entry for 25/1/1942, Hitler says he favors theories that about 10,000 years ago a catastrophe happened between the Moon and the Earth, with floods and fires , causing a calamitous collapse of the golden civilisations which existed then, and leaving just a few people alive on the world, who were able to find higher ground. (Hitler also claims the Bible contains a garbled recollection of this event) — Stephen Carr. Is it just a co-incidence that this is exactly what atheists and neo-Darwinists believe?

The “golden days” of atheism were perhaps the days of Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union. That was a time when atheist thought was not only fashionable, it was compulsory. In Nazi Germany, anybody who failed to follow Hitler’s belief in Darwinian evolution could be sent to a concentration camp, which itself was the ultimate expression of atheist philosophy. Stalin sent Christ’s followers to the Gulags, a terrible network of hidden prisons.

Hitler stated: ‘The consequence of this racial purity, universally valid in Nature, is not only the sharp outward delimitation of the various races, but their uniform character in themselves. The fox is always a fox, the goose a goose, the tiger a tiger, etc., and the difference can lie at most in the varying measure of force, strength, intelligence, dexterity, endurance, etc., of the individual specimens. But you will never find a fox who in his inner attitude might, for example, show humanitarian tendencies toward geese, as similarly there is no cat with a friendly inclination toward mice.’

However the bible clearly states that:

“The wolf will live with the lamb, and the leopard will lie down with the young goat; The calf, the young lion, and the fattened calf together; and a little child will lead them.” (isaiah 11:6)

Hitler’s views were in clear opposition to the bible, and identical to those of modern-day “scientists”.

All atheists harbor exactly the same world-view as Josef Stalin and Adolph Hitler. We Christians have been charged by God to contain the threat that Atheism poses to the world’s liberty. I guess extinction isn’t always a bad thing!

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

How to spot an atheist ? and what to do if you do.

The second in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.

In part one of my study of Atheism, I proved comprehensively that atheists are:

In short, they are scum and you never want to meet one. However, this is easier said than done (or not done!). For a start, atheists are even better at disguising themselves as normal Christian Americans than Muslims.

Fortunately, there are a few giveaway signs. I personally don’t know any Atheists, of course, but I learned a lot about them in the missionary work I used to carry out with my pastor. It is my intention today to bring the benefit of this experience to you good Christian readers of Shelleytherepublican.com.

10 ways to spot an atheist

(1) T-shirts.

Many Atheists like to advertise their lack of faith to the world with “ironic” branding on their t-shirts and messages inimical to our Christian president. I don’t know why they do this ? it isn’t clever and it isn’t cool ? but it is at least helpful to us Christians so we know to ignore them.

This t-shirt is only too typical of the type of thing Atheists like to wear. 98% of Americans would disagree with this disgusting sentiment. Thank God!

(2) They use long words.

As we have now learned Atheists prefer to rely on so-called logic and intelligence rather than good old fashioned gut instinct and religion. This manifests itself in conversation by their using complicated sentences and talking what my plain talking pastor likes to term “bull.” If you meet someone who you suspect of being cleverer than you, they may be an Atheist. Exercise caution.

(3)Bad posture.

As my Great Uncle Marty used to say, most liberals could do with a spell in the army to bash some sense into them and stop them being such pinko saps. Nowhere is this more true than of atheists who are so far from discipline and the love of God that they can not even stand up straight and walk tall.

4)Picking nails.

As discussed in part one of my study on Atheism, Atheists are nervous and scared of the afterlife and sad about all their dead friends who they are certain are not in heaven. As a result, they pick their nails and bite them off. When you meet someone who you suspect of being an atheist, look at their hands. If their nails are in worse condition than the average Christian’s, you could be in trouble.

(5)Use of ‘I-pods’.

Unable to appreciate the beauty of God’s world, atheists try to drown out creation with music they listen to on their Godless MP3 players. They listen to whiny music from groups like ‘System Of A Down’ and from Limey homo-sexualists like Morrissey. (By the way, Morrissey will be the subject of a future article. My niece tried to get me to listen to him recently. I’m sorry to have to admit that. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve heard. I pray for her soul. Not his though. There is a place, a place in hell reserved for him and his friends.) Of course, I’m aware that not all ipod users are atheists ? we Republicans are realists, after all ? but it’s still a fair indication. Especially if they’re listening to Morrissey.

Morrissey. The patron saint of people who are going to hell.

(6)They are constantly after sex.

Atheists do not believe in Biblical morality, nor monogamy. In fact, the creed of Atheism is often used as an excuse to view sick porn on the internet and have debauched romping sex outside marriage. If you meet an Atheist, sooner or later he/she will make a crude suggestion to you. Ignore it.

(7)Laughing at funerals.

Like Satan, Atheists like to laugh at funerals. It’s disgusting.

(8)Confused expression.

Atheists are always lost in their own (lack of) logic. Here is a typical Atheist thought process:

He will ask himself such questions as “Can God create a rock so big that He cannot lift it?” and, “Can God will Himself out of existence?” He will think at first that this proves God can’t be omnipotent. But then he will realize that you can’t use lack of omnipotence as a logical argument when faced with an omnipotent God.

That’s why Atheists are always frowning. And that’s why they try to distract themselves with bad music (see point 5).

(9)They are card carrying communists or fascists.

You have to get hold of their wallet to verify this, but you can be sure that if you meet an Athesist, this is what he/she is. And, conversely, if you meet a Communist, he/she is an atheist. Communism and Fascism are the religions of Atheism. (See Liberals! That’s logic!)

(10)Looks like a monkey.

Okay, this one isn’t necessarily true, but think about it. Atheists are actually convinced that we are descended from apes. Isn’t that just crazy??!?!! Thank God only 28% of Americans agree with them.

Charles Darwin. A man who thinks we are all monkeys.

Okay, so now you’ve identified your Atheist, what do you do?

It’s a tricky question. It’s bad to create a scene, especially in the current post 9-11 climate.

I would advise, however, going in hard. The Atheist may not actually be committing a crime when you encounter him or her. However, as has been discussed before on this site, because they have no moral compass, and no way of judging right or wrong since they deny the teaching of the Bible, you can be certain that the Atheist will become a malefactor sooner or later.

The first thing to do is to clear any children out of the area and warn them not to approach the Atheist. The last thing that Christians want is children having access to someone who could potentially contradict the Bible itself.

Next, give the Atheist fair warning. Ask him or her to cease and desist. If you have come across a sensible Atheist, it should be possible to convince it to move out of town quietly and quickly. If you are especially lucky, you may at this stage even be able to start preaching the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ and lead the sinner back onto the path of righteousness.

Sometimes, however, you will come across a particularly intransigent case. Ask him again, calmly but firmly, to Cease and Desist. If – and only if ? this warning is ignored you may have to start shooting.

May God wrap you up in His warm love,

Sam Johnston

P.S. Here’s another great information resource about Atheism: www.atheismsucks/

P.P.S. For my next piece I intend to write a history of Atheism from Voltaire to Al Gore. All suggestions will be gladly taken.