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Friends,

You may have heard of the new TV show “My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic” – this series is aimed at young girls. According to the liberal-biased encyclopedia Wikipedia, “The show has been critically praised for its humor and moral outlook” – but is that really the case? Recently Shelley Goodman and I watched a few episodes of this series and found a great deal that responsible pro-family parents should be concerned about.

STR Fact-Sheet: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animal-fantasy animation series aimed at girls aged 5 to 12. Originally launched in the 1980s, it has become popular again due to strong artistic direction and and more “edgy” themes. We feel that viewer caution should be advised, especially in the case of young children who have not yet been re-born in Christ. The show includes troubling themes such as the occult, paganism and witchcraft.

The show tells the story of six “ponies” and their various adventures. Anybody who has spent time working with livestock will confirm that these are unrealistic depictions of horses and ponies. Were the lack of realism the only problem we would have no objections to allowing this show on TV, however we found a great many more issues:

• The depiction of ponies in this series is un-biblical. According to the Bible (Gen 1:26) man has been given dominion over all beasts (including ponies), and thus the portrayal of these worker-animals as talking intelligent creatures with their own will and personality is clearly in contradiction to God’s teaching.  We would have preferred to see a more realistic portrayal of God’s creation, for example showing young men and women working the land with their ponies just as God intended. As everybody knows, Man (created in God’s image) is the only life on earth born with a soul, and capable of moral reasoning. To suggest that ponies might also have souls undermines the entire basis of the Christian Bible.

Disturbing- is this show suitable for yong girls?

• The show is created by a young woman named Lauren Faust – if that names seems familiar to you it should be: According to legend, Faust was the name of the person who sold his soul to the devil in return for great wealth and power. It’s highly probable that Satan has chosen Ms Faust to be his modern-day emissary of evil. The signs are clear.
• From what we can tell, the ponies do not seem to have any belief in God. There was not one single reference to Christianity, Jesus or the Holy Bible in any of the episodes we watched. There were countless references to paganism, the occult and black-magic. We are concerned that watching this show might encourage young girls to experiment with the dark arts. We advise any parents who suspect their child has seen this show to consult their pastor.

Typical female My Little Pony fans: Is this an acceptable way for a young woman to dress?

• While ponies are certainly real animals, and unicorns definitly did exist (Job 39:9-12), “Pegasus Ponies” appear to be a creature found only in ancient greek pagan religions. We do not understand why Hasbro felt the need to include this obviously false pagan hogwash other than to cause further confusion in the minds of young girls.
• The show presents a biblically incorrect cosmology. Starting with the very first episode it claims that the sun and the moon’s motion is caused by a pair of winged unicorns. This is wrong as the Bible states that the motion of the planets is due to God’s will alone.
• The show is socialist: Various ponies appear to practice trades (for example Pinkie-Pie is a baker, Rarity is a seamstress and Twilight Sparkle is an occultist), and yet they do not appear to charge for their services (even the satanic Ms Sparkle), this is a model of a communist society envisaged by Marx. There’s no money or entrepreneurship. Is this an acceptable role model for young girls?
• In a number of episodes the Pegasus Pony Rainbow-Dash is seen controlling the weather. Young people should know that only God has the power to influence our environment (Psalms 148:8, Jonah 1:4). This is yet another blatant lie intended to corrupt American girls.

Who controls the weather? Most leading scholars agree that only God can control storms – however this show wants us to believe that a blue pony has God’s power!

If these were the only faults in the series, I might conclude that Hasbro were ignorant dupes however there is a great deal more to be concerned with. In Episode 23 “The Cutie Mark Chronicles” three young ponies calling themselves “The Cutie Mark Crusaders” go on a quest to find a magical picture for their hind-quarters. The fact that they have called themselves “Crusaders” is ironic given that their quest seems to have nothing to do with Christ! Any child viewing this episode might conclude that our savior died so that you can have a tatoo on your your butt!

The Cutie-Mark Crusaders? If they are not crusading for Christ, then who? This is a question that all responsible parents should ask.

We found this show very disappointing – as with any product from the liberal media you should never believe the hype. Time and time again the show’s producers passed up the opportunity to deliver a moral message grounded in Biblical values in favor of cheap entertainment. We do not doubt the show’s popularity amongst secular audiences however they have a great deal more work to do if they want to create something as successful as  the excellent Veggie-Tales.

If only this were not the most disturbing aspect of the show: It may seem astonishing and implausible but there is a growing group of older male fans of this show. They call themselves “Bronies” – many of the web-resources dedicated to the show are built by these bronies in order to attract more children to the show. While there are no doubt some male fans who enjoy the show for their own personal reasons, we should all be suspicious of a grown men who watch cartoons!

What can you do to stop My Little Pony:

• Ask your children whether they have seen this cartoon – if they have read from the instructive Bible passages referenced above to correct any misconceptions they may have learned from the show.
• Explain to your daughter that ponies do not have souls – they are merely beasts of burden. Explain that it is sinful and unbiblical to think otherwise. Help your children understand what real ponies are like: Take them to a farm or your local petting zoo. Explain to your child that real ponies were created by God, not Lauren Faust!
• Warn your children away from older men who like My Little Pony – they are almost certainly pederasts or perverts. Explain to your kids that if they ever meet a “brony” they are to tell a responsible adult such as your pastor or a fellow church-going parent.
• Whenever you see an episode of this cartoon on the Internet, “Flag” it as harmful. Do whatever you can to get this content off the internet.
• And most importantly: Prayer – together with Jesus we can get this sick filth of the TV

Yours in Christ,

James Goddard Jr

Friends,

This brave reporter is simply asking a question – but look how Barrack Hussein Obama’s press officer avoids the issue.

Will somebody tell me why this official of the US Government is ignoring a pertinent question from a brave citizen reporter? The American people have a right to know if BHO supports sodomy and bestiality in the military.

Does the president want an armed force in which all of the soldiers are sodomising each other or assaulting livestock? And why does the president want our troops engaged in carnal abominations – is it to make us vulnerable to a fifth column of Islamists and secularists who are already plotting our nation’s destruction?

I can honestly say I do not know the answer to these questions – but what I do know is that there is no smoke without fire. What conspiracy is the Obama government hiding here? You tell me why the President’s spokesperson refused to deny Obama’s pro-bestiality position?

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

You’d better fasten your seat-belts because it’s going to be one heck of a ride. We just got yet another confirmed indication that the end-times are almost upon us. Please read this sobering article which was originally published by the News-One newspaper of Ghana. I do not think God’s displeasure in mankind’s sinful ways could be made any plainer to see than this:

A 37-year-old artisan and owner of a poultry farm, John Kofi Dalie, says he has been sent by God to deliver a warning message to Archbishop Duncan Williams; leader of the Action Faith Chapel, Bishop Daniel Obinim; leader of God’s Way International Ministries and some other pastors, but persons close to the above-named pastors have prevented him from delivering the message.

A serious-looking and passionate-sounding John Dalie said when God sent him to the pastors, he lacked the courage to go, thus he prayed that if the message was indeed from God, there should be a sign to encourage him.

He said not long after the prayer, one of his hens hatched a chick that had four legs and he is sure this mysterious bird is a sign from God to encourage him to deliver the message.

Throwing light on the message God gave him to deliver to pastors and prophets, Mr. Dalie said in December last year, he had a dream and realized he was walking from his wood workshop to his house – about seventy metres away from the workshop. He noted that all of a sudden, the path on which he was treading became pretty white as though coated with a whitish substance.

He continued, “Whilst pondering over the path, a very huge but closed gate appeared in front of me, and I was banging on it; pleading with whoever was behind the gate to open it for me to enter.

“There and then a window also appeared close to the gate, and through the window, I saw a pretty huge and sparkling scepter leaned on the wall. The entire scene marveled me but before I could ask what exactly was happening, I heard a thunder-some voice that asked me to lie prostrate for Him to tell me what to do.

“Instantly, I lied prostrate and the voice went on to say ‘I am Jesus Christ the saviour of mankind, and I am sending you to pastors and prophets who display their pictures on large billboards, and thus gaining glory for themselves. These people are wining souls to believe in them but not in me! Therefore, they don’t have any good reward whatsoever with me. Tell them – if they are looking for rewards from me after all, then they must display my image instead of theirs’. It was at this juncture that I jolted and woke up.

“I endeavoured to relay the message to some renowned preachers of the gospel such as Archbishop Duncan Williams of Christian Action Faith Ministry, Prophet Daniel Obinim – Tema and Winners Chapel – Tema, but I was not allowed to see them with my message. That notwithstanding, the head-pastor in charge of Tema Joint-church, on hearing the message, said this is from the Lord,” Mr. Dalie narrated…..”

If any of our readers knows the Emperor of Japan, please send him this link. This is vital for the salvation of millions of the souls of Japan:

AN OPEN LETTER TO EMPEROR AKIHITO OF JAPAN
From Jimmy Goddard (Youth-Pastor, Christian, American)

I speak for the LIVING GOD who answers prayers, and who stands in judgement over your godless nation. For thousands of years you have been ignoring the GOSPEL of JESUS CHRIST, and his sacrifice which cleansed our sins.

And now god’s vengence is been made clear – and yet you still defy him by “praying” to your pagan deities. ( http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_16…-10391698.html ). I humbly call upon you to renounce your paganism, embrace Jesus Christ, the LAMB OF GOD and convert to Christianity.

I promise you with 100% certainty that if you were to give your heart to Jesus today God would instantly quench the satanic fires that rage in your nuclear reactors. But if you continue to defy God’s commandments let it be known that his wrath will make the events of the last few weeks seem as nothing. Your land will be torn asunder. Your nation and every godless thing you stand for will be destroyed.

Compassionately Yours,

Jimmy

Some may call me immodest for daring to think that we can convert an entire nation to Christianity, however we all know that humble men such as ourselves converted the pagan land of Rome to follow Jesus (too bad those damn Catholics had to pervert everything).

I only hope that G-D inspires the Emeror Akihito to read this forum, possibly to seek some practical advice on how to deal with his nation’s current crisis!

Friends,

Please take a moment to watch this inspiring video produced by a young Christian. This virtuous young lady sets a perfect example of how all Christians should be praying for Japan. Let us join her in prayer:

Jimmy

Friends,

Why is the so-called President Barack Hussein Obama doing nothing as rioters are taking over the streets of our once-peaceful democratic allies in Bahrain and Kuwait. Does he not remember the brave sacrifice made by our American troops as they beat back Saddam’s army to restore constitutional democracy in the tiny desert-land of Kuwait? What of the innocent Kuwaitis caught up in this Islamist revolution?

I’m sure you will all agree – there’s only one possible solution to this problem. We have to stop the rot by cutting it off from it’s source before the whole of the world is engulfed conflict with the militant islamists. They have already taken over Egypt – the rest of Africa is sure to fall within months. Europe is not far behind – France, Germany, England – these once great nations have become overwhelmed by muslims.

What can we do: It’s simple we must bomb Iran now. It’s the only logical way to defend ourselves from this most grave of threats.

We need to nuke Iran – turn that entire country into one giant parking lot. It’s the only way to stop your daughters being raped by a Mullah.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Now that the elections are good and won and we shall soon be giving Hobama, Pelosi and their ultra-leftist homo-islamic storm-troopers the boot we need to focus on rebuilding America. What could be more pressing than the need to end the abomination that is atheism.

It’s time to get smart about the atheist’s diabolical plan – we need to turn every single Jesus-hating atheist into a Bible-believing Christian. If used correctly June Hunt’s God-inspired technique can be used to bring any number of lost-sheep back into our fold.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Normally we Christians concern ourselves with matters of importance: Prayer, country and honing our shooting skills. We try to shrug-off the foolish distractions that the secular world throws at usm since they only serve to pull us from the straight and narrow path which the LORD has ordained. So normally, I’d ignore an email such as the one we received the other day… but as I was about to trash it I heard a still small voice urging me not to.

That voice was the voice of Jesus, ringing as clear as a bell in my ears. “Jimmy” he sad, “what have I taught thee about spreading my word – respond to the unrighteous one and teach him the foolishness of his ways”.

I thanked Jesus for this important revelation, and set to work dismantling the steaming pile of folly which I now present to you, dear reader:

Shelley,
I have addressed this email straight to you, because I am intrigued as to your views, your ideology and your way of thinking.

First of all Jimmyboy, Shelly is far too important to be reading damn fool emails like the one you sent in. If you want her to take a moment from her important fund-raising activities you’d better send at least $200. Jesus wants me to deal with your problems.

First, a little about me (I type this in the faith that you do not draw prejudice from it and allow such prejudices to tint your perception of me). I am;
-British
-Fascinated by the culture, language and language of Japan
-Blond
-Interested in, though not a user of, Linux
-a Liberal Democrat (the Liberal Democrats are a British political party)
-Fourteen years old

It’s sad that you are already corrupted at so young an age. If your parents had any godly vision they would immediately send you to one of STR’s annual Bible-camps. Feel free to search our archives for more information about this great way that you can get to know Jesus, your personal LORD and saviour. Only $500 for a full week of advanced Bible study in next year’s camp.

To business;
-I would like to know on what basis you believe America to be “God’s Nation” any more than, say, Israel or Italy.

America IS God’s nation – it says so in the Bible. Israel is also God’s nation – the Jews are keeping it warm for us until the Rapture when Jesus will kick them out and let us Christians take over. Italy? That’s one of those homo-Euro-trash countries? America kicked their asses in the 2nd world war, so they don’t count for shit.

-Do you honestly think that all Germans, all eighty-one million of them, are completely and indisputably evil, even after their discovery of the theory of General Relativity, invention of beer, airbags, cars, toothbrushes, helicopters and jet engines?

It’s not what I think that matters… it’s what JESUS thinks. We simply report what he tells us.

-In your opinion, is Linux against God purely because it is not American? (I think, perhaps, your response may include some reference to communism; why do you associate Scandinavia with communism so?)

Anything un-American is against God’s wishes. That should be enough!

-Why do homosexual acts, committed in private, affect you? And why are the homosexual relationships/marriages of others any of your business?

There’s no such thing as being a private homo. God sees everything and if enough people go gay he will judge us like he judged New Orleans and like how he’s judging Pakistan for being Muslim right now. That’s plain simple biblical logic folks.

-How are African-Americans inferior to white Americans?

Read your bible Jimmy. The Cananite race are cursed by God to be slaves and servants. It’s all in the Good Book… read it and you might understand that God never intended for white folk and black folk to mix. Not my rules… GOD’s rules!

-Why oh why are you against universal healthcare? I, personally, was exceedingly glad to see America following in the footsteps of Europe and the United Kingdom and finally implementing a system which promises to improve life for millions of Americans.

Obamacare is a death-sentence for our preborns and our seniors. Do you want Barack Obama coming to your grandma and shooting her in the head with a cattle-gun? That’s what’s going to happen if Obama and his blackshirts get their way!

Twenty-one percent of American children live in poverty. Sixteen percent of British children do. Respond.

But we have a higher percentage of saved Bible-believing Christians than anywhere else in the world. What does material poverty matter when you have spiritual riches?

To publish your response to this email would clear up issues for me and the rest of the STR readership, and as such be mutually beneficial. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

James Derbyshire
Staffs, England, UK

Done, and has it been left up to me I’d have just ignored your silly message but I think Jesus has a plan for you. I think today you are going to pick up that old Bible that’s been gathering dust in your home and start reading it. Perhaps you will see sense and turn away from your libtarded ways.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Michael Savage said it best with his book: Liberalism is a mental disorder. It is. Liberals are unable to cope with ugly truths with the hard immutable reality of these dangerous times.

On my way to church today I saw several cars in front of my swerving around an obstacle on the road. Wondering what is was I slowed down when I came closer. There was an injured dog in the middle of the road, unable to get out of the way because of what seemed to be a crushed hip. I din’t have much time to think about it because I already was late for church service, I aimed for the head with the massive right front tire of my Hummer and I got it. I ended the suffering of this dumb beast by crushing it’s head with 5000 pounds of Detroit steel. It was the most merciful thing to do.

Republicans are folks that see suffering and do something about it. We are doers, we are creators, we take matters into our own hands, instead of closing our eyes to the realities of life.

Liberals on the other hand are cowards, raised to be cowards by their hippy-parents, raised without clear values and goals in a life full of false understanding and relativism. That is also why liberals are unable to confront terrorism. They cower in fear, want to retreat and hide. If liberals wound have been in power on 9/11 we would have terrorists in America today. Towealheads would rule this mighty land with hateful attitudes of Islam.

Why does nobody have the guts to end this suffering?
A christian with a merciful heart would not idly stand by but act with good faith.

Don’t get me wrong, being of a soft heart is not all bad but theses people need to get out of the way and let us do our job. Let us defeat terrorism, let us kick out illegals, let us get the oil we need. Get out of the way liberals. Let us do the job!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Hello America, if you’re like me you like to spend the weekends relaxing with family and friends enjoying a quiet evening around the pool on the patio with a couple of mint juleps and celebrating what makes the United States the greatest nation in the world. Americans are hands-down the friendliest, nicest, most tolerant and democratic people on planet earth, it’s just the kind of the faults we have and it’s something we here at STR are proud to admit to being. But some sick Hollywood freaks want to stir up some problems where there aren’t any, poking their noses where they’re not wanted and talking about ‘immigration’ and ’causes’ which frankly anyone with half a brain would understand is not America’s fault. I’m talking about the new Robert Rodriguez film “Machete” which has the sick pervert view that deporting smelly lazy dirty brown-beaner illegals is somehow ‘wrong’ morally.

Machete by Robert Rodriguez: while film buffs laud it as being ‘campy’, the reality is that Machete glorifies violence, Mexican homosexuality, illegal immigration, race war, Catholicism and hatred of the true protestant Jesus, and marihuana addiction. Then it gets bad.

With a cast that includes Danny Trejo (?), Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech ‘marihuana junkie’ Marin and Lindsay Lohan as the token white liberal idiot, the film is destined to go nowhere at the box office. Hollywood better learn fast, making a film about some smelly wetbacks isn’t what American’s want to see. The real America is one of tolerance and dignity and democratic values, why can’t the liberal media show that for once? Maybe because Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino hate Christian God-Fearing America almost as much as the illegal immigrants.

Arizona to the Rescue: so what if NAFTA was signed by the Mexicans even though the majority of the population was opposed: the millions of hispanics being displaced as Mexico’s economy is brought in line should stay on their side of the border, simple.

While we here at STR would never advocate racism of any kind we have to make it clear that now’s the time to take a stand: pledge your support for Arizona banning illegal brown-beaners crossing the border like a bunch of cockroaches, and make sure this horrible Machete film never is allowed to be played at a theater near you. America needs more of the good spicanos like Ricky Ricardo, not illegal border-jumping drug-peddling psychopaths.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.

Time Magazine’s finest cover shot.  Check out those legs!

This week I was watching the ONLY news channel in America – FOX NEWS – when something happened which made me so angry that I physically hurled the remote control to my new Pioneer plasma screen television out of the window of my fifth-floor apartment.

In an interesting aside, I found out later that it had gone straight through the back windshield of a red European sports car.  When I left my flat a couple of hours later, I saw that the window had smashed completely, but because of the way the car was made (no back seat), the remote control was still reachable.  For some reason the alarm hadn’t gone off, so I reached in to the back of the car and took it out.  When I tried it later that day it still worked!  The moral?  BUY AMERICAN!

The Japanese hate JESUS.  Instead of worshipping GOD, they

stuff their faces with stinking raw fish and roll around in nappies.

Anyway, the cause of my righteous fury was a report about the lie-beral backlash against a man who had the stupidity (so the liberals say like the steaming piles of human effluent they are) to stand up for JESUS.

Brit Hume, a FOX NEWS (they should call it GOD NEWS) made this comment about Tiger Woods -

“The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

Liberal propaganda sheet The Washington Post (a newspaper so sickening it even TASTES of evil) spewed vile attack after vile attack on the helpless, innocent and funtrate Hume, claiming she had ‘dissed’ Buddhists.

You might ‘diss’ this Buddha – but you know

for sure (fo’ sho) he’d pop a cap in your ass!

Well.

Ain’t that a doozy?

Lets get this straight.  To say that Christianity is superior to Buddhism cannot be controversial.

It’s like saying that a decent, white all-AMERICAN, straight-A student with a Football scholarship to an Ivy League school is better than some stunted, dwarvish Asian half-person, quacking and squalking his bastard picture-language as he eats dogs, drinks rice-juice and blithely cavorts with dark, twisted philosophy from the twitching pen of a broken retard.

The time has come to make a stand.

That’s right – Christians need to hit Equality with the power

of the ALMIGHTY GOD, wiping its taint from Earth forever

How long must we stomach this erosion of the values of love and forgiveness in the name of ‘equality’?  I think that this so-called equality is a trap set by Satan, and should be fought tooth and nail (and shotgun, frankly, because these people just don’t listen).  For SATAN is known as the Father of Lies, and what lie could be more insidious than that of Equality?

Think about it.  Satan sits alone in his icy throne-room in hell, surrounded by the spirits of the DAMNED.  They scream for mercy, for hope, for an atom of forgiveness, but SATAN just laughs at them – and JESUS ignores their mad shrieking agonies.  They’re all there, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Hicks, Bob Sagat.  They all howl in unceasing and infinite misery for their crimes – the crimes of denying JESUS his due as the saviour of the world.  How each of them wishes they could go back, just for a second, and abase themselves before the living SAVIOUR – but they cannot.  If even for a moment they could prise themselves away from the universe of torture that their lives have become, it would be to them like the sweet blessed touch of GOD himself.

But that ain’t gonna happen.  No sirree.

This is what you get.

That’s right.  This is what you get.

“I’m sorry!” they cry.  “Please, for hope’s sake, for pity’s sake, for love’s sake, for the sake of forgiveness, help us!  Please forgive us and let us die!”

“No Way Jose!!” cries Jesus.  “You didn’t have faith when you were alive and I wasn’t there, and you guessed WRONG!!  Burn!  Burn for my holy father!  Now I’m going to go PRAY!  YES!”

This is what will happen to the Jonas Brothers

if they remove their purity rings

Satan, the worst of the lot, consoles himself in the understanding that the more souls he brings to hell, the less alone he will feel in his eternal misery.  But he has a problem – JESUS.  Jesus went to earth to tell people to worship him in order to avoid the freakish and gut wrenching horror of an eternity under the burning knives of GOD’s eternal fury.

Suddenly he realizes – if I can make them think all things are equal, they’ll never know the truth!  That JESUS in his wisdom has invented TELEVISION AND THE INTERNET so his holy word can spread throughout the world like a magical fairy of love and truth (except fairies are occult and from hell).

Fairies are evil

“I know” says SATAN.  “If the internet can spread the holy word of JESUS it must also contain a lot of other stuff.  If I can make people think that EQUALITY is important, then many will get involved in perverted filth like anal gay sex, horse pornography and BUDDHISM.”

Now I’m not saying that’s exactly how it happened.  I wasn’t there in HELL when that conversation took place, partly because I’m alive and partly because I like to have sex with my wife as JESUS intended, and don’t engage in foul come-drinking sex parties with disgusting, fat, middle-aged Democrat-voting swingers like every single godless, hellbound, child-raping moron who balled up a chunk of faeces and stuffed it down God’s holy throat by voting for the KENYAN ANTICHRIST OBAMA.

This is what Obama looks like in God’s eyes.

Equality indeed.  Let’s have a look at some Buddhism and see how it rates against Christianity.

Here’s what Ann Coulter has to say about Buddhism:

“Is Buddhism about forgiveness? Because, if so, Buddhists had better start demanding corrections from every book, magazine article and blog posting ever written on the subject, which claims Buddhists don’t believe in God, but try to become their own gods.”

Bastards.

Absolute bastards.

Coulter goes on:

“What religion — what topic — induces this sort of babbling idiocy? (If liberals really want to keep people from hearing about God, they should give Him his own show on MSNBC.)”

AHAHAHA!!!!  MSNBC!!!

Seriously though, it would be on FOX.  Or maybe the GOD Channel.  It wouldn’t be on MSNBC because MSNBC stands for Malicious Sadistic Nitwits Bashing Christ.  Or maybe it stands for Maybe Someone Never Became Clever!  Or maybe even My Satanic Nephew Berates Christians!

Seriously though, it could be anything.

“Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage’s indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity “offers the best deal — it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can’t.”

How interesting that a columnist called SAVAGE would offer the kind of analysis that you might expect from some primitive Native American cave person so hopped up on turkey and cactus juice that he can’t tell his ass from the tomahawk he uses to sacrifice babies to the heathen ‘Spirit in the Sky’ while running around naked and killing white people for their precious white scalps because he wishes he was white.

If they get hungry enough, they’ll eat that baby.

Coulter continues:

“In fact, that’s exactly what Christianity does. It’s the best deal in the universe. (I know it seems strange that a self-described atheist and “radical sex advice columnist faggot” like Savage would miss the central point of Christianity, but there it is.) “

Faggot.  Exactly.

“God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you’re in. Your sins are washed away from you — sins even worse than adultery! — because of the cross. “

Yup.  And if you’re out, you’re out of luck!  Forever!  Do you like the smell of burning meat?  You’d better, because you’ll be inhaling the choking stench of your own roasting entrails for all time because GOD HATES YOU!!

“Christianity is simultaneously the easiest religion in the world and the hardest religion in the world. “

Yeah.  And Buddhism is the STUPIDEST religion in the world.

I mean, think about it.  Gautama Buddha was a nobleman who saw that suffering itself was interwoven with the human experience to an extremely high degree.  He felt that seeing as the problem was deep inside everyone, it would be there in his own mind also.  Therefore he dedicated his life to self-inquiry, seeking to unravel the knots inside his own mind that lay at the root cause of the pain and decay in his life.  Like an idiot.

He then ‘discovered’ that the source of human misery is the way in which the human mind divides the world into good and evil, and how these divisions create an opaque screen of thought that blinds us to the divine essence inherent in us all.

Obviously this is heresy.

This is a photo of a Haiti witch-burning.
Obviously they didn’t burn enough of them!

Now some ‘Christian’ liberals (which is an oxymoron – and an actual moron as well!) would blaspheme the most high by saying that Christ himself spoke of the divine essence that is inherent in humanity when he spoke of the kingdom of GOD being amongst us.

Some would say that Genesis references this, portaying as it does mankind falling from a state of one-ness with the divine by partaking in “the knowledge of Good and Evil”.

Some atheists (idiots) would say that the truth of Genesis is that it is mankind’s division of the world by moral judgement that creates and sustains all human suffering by projecting us into a fictional world of thought, of binary opposites, that severs our connection to our true deep nature which is the element of the divine itself and the source of the holy light of God.

Some would even go as far as to say that when JESUS said ‘don’t judge others lest you be judged” he was talking explicitly about the dangers inherent in judgement itself, and how in splitting the world into good and evil we become lost in this world and separated from that divine dimension.

They suggest self-inquiry as the journey to re-connect with that underlying reality which is consciousness itself.

These people are all damned.

Damned to rapey hells beyond description.

And I hope they like being raped, because soon enough SATAN will merrily ram their sinful rears full of his evil black love-member, to death, forever.

The truth is much simpler, as Ann Coulter explains:

“In the no-frills, economy-class version, you don’t need a church, a teacher, candles, incense, special food or clothing; you don’t need to pass a test or prove yourself in any way. All you’ll need is a Bible (in order to grasp the amazing deal you’re getting) and probably a water baptism, though even that’s disputed.“

You see!?  There’s no need to be “free of the dualistic illusion that instigates all suffering!”  You don’t even need to wash!  Just sign on the dotted line in your heart and you are done and done.

“With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don’t deserve it. It’s the best deal in the universe.”

Damn Right.

Now remember fellow bible-believing Christians, we are the future.  We must unite to destroy the yellow menace to our way of life.  We hear about China becoming an emerging superpower – well let me tell you something the British discovered during the so-called ‘Boxer Rebellion’.  No matter how much they might think their kung-fu gives them superpowers, these squeaking yellow runt-people aren’t bulletproof.

He’s really not. Try it and see! Jesus saves!

The worst thing is that, as the liberal media preach their “tolerance agenda”, (which is just another word for a mass-conversion of the American people to homosexual Hindoo monkey worship), the great U S of A is dying!!

Uncle Sam is crashing!  We need an IV of Righteous Fury, stat!

Kill the heathens who have done this! (I mean physically kill, because

spiritually they are already dead).

I pray that Buddhists will accept JESUS, but if they don’t the time may come for a reckoning – when words fail, AMERICAN LEAD will answer for us.
I’m not recommending that we go out and hurt any people – I’m just saying.  People is a subjective word.

GOD is LOVE. And because he LOVES us so much, he HATES it when we sin. This week we’ve seen what happens when a nation offends GOD…

GOD GETS HATEY.

Thank JESUS that he alone has given us the purity, guns and holy truth to set the world FREE.

WATCH FOX.

VOTE REPUBLICAN.

VOTE JESUS.

Yours in Christ,

Jebediah Venkman

Hello America, if you’ve been reading the news you’ve doubtless heard about the terrorist attack that was thwarted recently in Miami by Hero Jasen D. Bruce. Mr. Bruce, a Marine reservist who works in a pharmacy, was violently confronted by a terrorist as he was washing his car, forcing Mr. Bruce to defend himself from the terrorist using only his bare hands and a tire-iron. While it turned out to be a false alarm and the terrorist was a visiting greek orthodox priest asking for directions, that still doesn’t mean the priest should be let off the hook. Predictably the liberal media have tried to paint it as an overreaction by Mr. Bruce when the reality is he was just doing his job as a patriot and defender of Freedom. To all you liberals get it through your heads: America is #1, always and forever, and with a concerned and educated citizenry like Jasen Bruce we will never let terrorists hurt us overseas or at home again!

Terrorist Welcome Wagon: Who says Greek orthodox priests aren’t in league with the terrorists: ever eaten tzatziki sauce? It terrorized my bowel movements for about 3 weeks straight!

The liberal media brought out it’s usual chumps to give commentary: Mike Marilopoulopoulis from St. Nicholas parish said he was ‘horrified’ and long-time resident Nancy Millipasillidoulis said it was ‘unthinkable’ such a thing could have happened. With last names like that, just guess which side they’re on. Remember America: you’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists. Which begs the question: was a tire-iron enough for Jasen Bruce to protect himself? As Christians we can all agree that the answer is: no way! While here at STR we would never advocate violence of any kind, it’s pretty clear Mr. Bruce should have been carrying some kind of semi-automatic firearm, maybe a full-auto machinegun.

“Bruce was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and released after posting $7,500 bail. His attorney, Jeffrey Brown, said his client was only trying to protect himself.” Bruce also accused the priest of “being a robber, terrorist and molester“. Look, if you’re a hairy dirty darky and you start groping and grabbing at a Marine, mumbling in some pycho-babble language, why would you be amazed at the Rambo-style ass-kicking you get? Don’t think because you’re a souvlaki-bandit that you’re going to get away with it here in America. The priest Maniacis, who also teaches ethics at college, reportedly had prayed for Mr. Bruce and asked for his forgiveness from God and was trying to downplay the incident saying “he doesn’t want the ministry to be scandalized.” You call that a ‘Christian’? He’s still a criminal suspect in my book. Just seeing how Jasen Bruce handled himself proves to me who the real man was. Let’s keep America strong: even if Mr. Bruce might have had a slip in his judgment, we can’t let suspicious behavior go unreported, any more than a car can be allowed to drive through a roadblock in Iraq without getting brought to a halt by gunfire. We’re fighting a war, the enemy could be anywhere. It’s the way it is, and it’s vigilance by every citizen that keeps this country the freest and most democratic in the world.

Always Right,
Charles Roast III

Friends,

Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It’s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism?

Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word “volunteer” is mentioned only once in the ESV, yet the socialistic word “comrade” is used three times, “laborer(s)” is used 13 times, “labored” 15 times, and “fellow” (as in “fellow worker”) is used 55 times.

Isn’t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
9. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
10. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard