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Friends,

I recently recieved this letter from a concerned parent:

Dear Charles,

The other day my daughter told me that she had been invited to join her school’s “Glee Club”. Initially I was over-joyed to learn that my daughter would be singing devotional songs and hymns: When I was a young man I was a member of our Church choir. What could be more joyous than a psalm?

Unfortunately after my daughter told me that her friends had got the idea from a secular TV show, I soon realized that this “Glee” would only be performing secular, sluttish devil music. I immediately banned my daughter from having any association with her secular friends who would no doubt be homosexuals, atheists, drug-abusers and other members of the criminal class. I also organized a group of concerned parents to lobby the head-teacher to have this so-called glee-club shut down.

Thanks to our diligent care we were able to save the children from almost certain moral temptation. Their week-nights are now free of this carnal distraction, and I have no doubt our youngsters will use this spare time for more godly pursuits. I implore you to spread the word to our fellow conservatives of the danger that our kids face from this ungodly craze.

Yours in Christ, Bill from Iowa

There’s been a lot of hype concerning the most recent mass psychosis destroying our children – I’m talking about the liberal medias new darling child, Glee. In case you’re not aware a ‘Glee’ is a popular television show that is being done on the once-respectable channel, FOX. While it pretends to be wholesome family entertainment, Glee is a no-holds-barred multicultural-agenda anti-American Christ-hating propaganda slam written by gay-agendaists to destroy America’s most precious resource – our kids. Throw a lock on the TV and put your children to bed early: Watching this show is guaranteed to corrupt your kids!

Glee Club Cattle Call: Notice something odd about these kids? They are all freaks, delinquents, oddballs and misfits. Not a single one of these kids aspires to traditional American values, in fact this whole show exists to convince kids to be ‘artsy’ (homosexual). Would you want your kids behaving like this in real life? Heck No!

The premise of the show is simple: take as many liberal stereotypes as possible and sit them in a room. There’s a loud-mouthed negro, Kirk the flaming falsetto, the androgynous asian shemale, Finn the quarterback, and Rachel Barry as the female lead. Also a cripple in a wheelchair.

Plots are simple and simply exist as a vehicle for liberal propaganda: Finn’s gf is pregnant by Puck, Kirk secretly loves Finn, Coach Sylvester, Rachel loves Finn but is seeing someone else, Cheerios, Mr. Shoe’s wife isn’t really pregnant, the hot teacher at school like Mr. Shoe a lot, a turkeybaster. These so-called plots have no purpose other than to undermine our Christian values, so why are we allowing it on our TV when kids might be watching?

Glee – Don’t Stop Believin’: The lead-male sings “I’m Just a Small-Town Girl”, what are impressionable teens to make of such obvious gender-bending? Do you want your daughters thinking they are men? Do you want your boys playing mommy? Heck no!.

The lack of realism is glaring: Glee’s cast is an attempt to depict America’s highschools as a melting pot of opportunity. In this fake-liberal paradise the producers have glossed over the failures of the democratic government education system: Where are the functional illiterates roaming the hallways. Where are the knife-wielding gang-bangers. The message is clear – go to a public school, it’s great: This TV show is a calculated insult to America’s home-schoolers.

Glee – Ice Ice Baby: from the Glee ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, this was one of the first-ever gangstah-rap songs, and the only one that was any good. Vanilla Ice’s is a popular negro “rap-artist”. Why are these white children being encouraged to perform what is essentially a black form of music? Why not perform some popular white musical genres such as country and western or bluegrass? Why are these kids being encouraged to be traitors to our race?

So what is Glee’s other big message: They clearly want you to think that it’s OK to be a looser.

The Bible teaches us that Jesus wants us to be rich, wealthy and beautiful – just like Jesus. This show tries to tell kids the exact opposite. Who are the bad-guys in this series – naturally the popular, hard-working good-looking kids who have not been cursed by disability or the Mark of Cain. What’s wrong with being white? Like all liberal propaganda the show does not make this point explicitly clear.

Glee – Physical (Let’s Get): also from the ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, Coach Sylvester teams-up with sexpot Olivia Newton-John to update and remake the original ‘Physical’ video, as well as recover some of Coach Sylvester’s image that had been disgustingly slandered by the Gleesters.

Glee is all about setting false expectations: Glee tells kids that you can be what you want to be. A rock-star, a dancer, whatever you want. But what about being what GOD wants you to be.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III

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Folks, as many of you are aware, the free software ‘linux’ quacks have been at wit’s end to try and come up with some kind of remunerative business model to justify their linux ‘open source’ operating system. Well in case you didn’t have time to read the ‘techie’ journals the copyleft thugs have cooked-up yet another scam. They’re calling it the ‘Humble Indie Bundle‘ in which a variety of poorly-coded linux games are being given away on a ‘donate what you want’ scheme. It’s yet another sad example of a ‘free’ copyleft software that’s a little weak on the ‘free’ part.

Humble Indie Bundle: by letting people donate for a bundle of games that includes World of Goo, Aquaria, Gish, Lugaru HD, and Penumbra Overture the copylefties are hoping to scam some money for their ‘free’ software. Guess freedom isn’t quite so free now is it!

The linux users are all cheering saying that the reason the average donation by Linux users is $14.56 compared to Windows users $8.06 is because they’re more serious about supporting software. Well guess what, nothing could be further from the truth: linux users don’t understand what it’s like to have to pay for software, that’s why when they finally are presented with the option they’re so confused they wind-up giving twice what any sane Windows using person would pay. When you’re used to ‘bits torrenting’ copyrighted games off the interweb like linux users do all the time, paying for things becomes difficult to comprehend. Do the right thing and refuse to go along with this linux ‘Indie Bundle‘ scam: don’t give them anything, and tell your friends to do likewise.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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Folks, at STR we feel as Christians that it is important to stay on top of the latest popular psychosis affecting today’s youth. That is why we need to warn people about the dance style known as Electronic Body Music. For those of you not already aware, Electronic Body Music (aka ‘EBM’ for short) is a combination of militarized marching to mindless computer-generated drumbeats, while invoking homosexual ‘vogue’ emotiveness and overtly suicidal gay ‘Goth’ styles, replete with black clothing and death-imagery. The EBM / Goth style is a cry for help, and a sure sign that someone is going to commit suicide or a murder or worse. It is our responsibility to not allow this!

EBM / Goth Dance: with choreographed moves like military soldiers, these ‘techno’ dance Goths are heavily involved in death-imagery and Satanism and the occult.

YouTube user ‘peanutgurly‘ who created these videos is from Germany. Surprised? Germans are obsessed with death and hatred of all living things. This is why they only listen to wretched ‘electro’ synthetic music instead of real songs, and also why they dress entirely in black in worship of evil and the occult. Germans are violent and angry people who want to hurt everyone they see, it’s just something they cannot help from doing owing to their violent past, culture and DNA.

EBM / Goth Lesbian Dancing: these goth lesbians dance to their synthetic music, and celebrate their inability to have children. Personally I feel the taller one on the left is the more attractive of the two.

Let’s be clear: the dancing looks trivial, but so too was Hitler’s rounding-up enemies of the state for execution. Germans are the world’s most notorious killers: first they dance, and then millions wind up murdered. It is the way the sick German mind works, with it’s deeply demented obsession with synthetic music, synthetic lifestyle, and constant mockery of life and the beauty of the world around us. We must organize to stop this, and encourage all of STR’s reader to help any way they can. It can never be allowed to happen ever again. Let us never forget the millions killed by the Nazi’s in their horrible concentration camps, and let us never allow the German’s to do their Dance of Death ever again.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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Date: January 6, 2010 5:32:59 PM GMT+01:00

To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com

Subject: update to God’s hitlist

Dear Shelley,
Last night I went to see the movie Avatar, which as I’m sure you are aware, is the most popular movie in America right now. I went out of curiosity after hearing wild claims about how this movie was supposed to change the way motion pictures are created and experienced. What I experienced, however, was the most expensive, thinly-veiled, and unabashed piece of liberal propaganda I have ever seen. James Cameron’s “masterpiece” is nothing more than a “masterful” attack on America and American culture, and I feel he has earned a spot on God’s hitlist. I hope you will take my thoughts into consideration.
Sincerely yours,AdamNashville, TN

For those of you new to our site, God’s Hitlist is a page we maintain in order to help inform our readers and their families about certain people, values, organizations and activities which Jesus dispises. Many of our readers have found this page to be a helpful lifestyle guide – for example if you want to know if it’s OK to be a fornicator, adulterer, homo or democrat simply consult this page.

If you know somebody who is living a sinful lifestyle, we hope that God’s Hitlist will be a sobering warning which will encourage them to mend their ways before they end up in Hell. We feel that it’s also a great inspiration for Bible Believing Christians who perform imprecatory prayer.

We entirely agree that Mr. Cameron is a bad influence on America – the only way this movie is likely to “change” the industry is by making it even worse! The STR editorial board agreed unanimously that James Cameron is almost certainly on God’s Hitlist.

Is Mr. Cameron’s high-tech blockbuster corrupting American teens with unhinged liberal values? Leading Christian scholars advise against allowing any minors to see this movie.

None of the Shelley The Republican staff have seen this movie yet – we are too busy preparing for the rapture to invest our time in such tawdry secular matters. Adam is not the first concerned American to report serious concerns about it. We reccomend that parents wishing to ensure that their children have a place in Heaven ensure that their kids avoid all movie theatres, especially ones which show this corrupting rubbish. Furthermore, we advice any parent concerned by the pervasive liberalism of movie culture to consult the excellent CapAlert database to determine which movies are sufficiently grounded in Biblical, Scriptural values.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Friends,

How are we going to end President Obama’s recession? Thanks to the Democrat’s financial mismanagement our economy is teetering on the edge of complete disaster. It’s surely time to take radical measures to prevent things from getting much worse. The ShelleyPAC think-tank would like to offer a modest proposal which will help rid America of one of the most pernicious category of law-breakers, it also promises to give our damaged economy a much needed boost.

Movie, music and software piracy is a despicable crime. According to the RIAA, MPAA and Business-Software Alliance these important industries have lost more than $15 Trillion last year due to lost-sales from users of a web-site called “The Pirate Bay”: Can you believe that one single foreign-run website has cost us more than the US GDP!

What is Obama going to do about it?

Shelley’s team thought long and hard about how to solve this problem: As you know, Pirate Bay is run by a shadowy group of Swedish conspirators: When we had a responsible President like George W. Bush he would take decisive action such as declaring war on Sweden – a godless nation with little or no military power compared to the USA.

We could crush the sweeds and put an end to piracy once and for all, however we should understand that the Democrats are far too weak to attack our foes. Even while the dirty Swedes are ripping us off the fool Democrats insist on keeping diplomatic relations. We conservatives must therefore balance idealism with practicality:

Shelley correctly observed that piracy is like a drug: Once you start downloading you feel compelled to keep downloading. It’s addictive like “pot” or “extacy” – so why dont we treat it like a drug? If downloading is a drug then surely we need to fight a ware on it just like we have a war on drugs and on terrorism?

We need to start rounding up everybody who downloads anything illegal: We need to treat them like junkies and lock them up in jail.

Downloading movies is a crime, just like injecting yourself with Heroin, only there are even more downloaders than drug users. According to the MPAA there are over 22 million users of illegal downloading software called “bittorrent” which the Pirate-bay people use to make their web-site.

Lets go to the source of this bit-torrent: We need to find out who is making it, arrest them and force them to cut off the supply. If the swedish pirate-bay cannot get bittorrent they will be forced to cease operations. It’s amazing how simple the soltion is when you think about it.

In addition to ending piracy, a clamp-down on this criminal activity will have many benefits: Where for example will we secure the millions of law-breakers who will need to be reformed? We could invest in our nation’s correctional facilities. These important institutions of justice could recieve a cash injection that would allow them to deal with a more efficient justice system.

And what are we to do with millions of incarserated law-breakers? We propose a two-pronged strategy: First of all we advise an expansion of President Bush’s faith-based initiatives. Lets get true Christianity back into our prision system to help reform these sinners. Secondly lets put these criminals to work.

Our economic rivals China have long been able to under-cut our ability to manufactuer goods thanks to their low-wage economy. With a work-force of approximatel 10 million American prsisoners who work for free and could be loaned to our leading companies we could under-cut even the chinese. Just think of the productivity advantage we could gain.

I think you will all agree that this suggestion combines a common-sense approach to tackling crime with true Christian compassion. We believe this solution will not only benefit the economy but restore respect for law and order which the democrats have worked so hard to undermine.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Dear Friends,

When it comes to pure fear mongering and hatred against America, nobody is worse than Alex Jones. Jones uses his position as syndicated radio talk show host and his access to the hearts and minds of up to 10 million listeners worldwide to sell cheap junk such as water filters, healing stones and other junk that is supposed to protect them from the evil people that control the planet. It might very well be the biggest con-job ever perpetrated on the American airwaves.

Jones, the maker of movies like “Zeitgeist” and “Loose Change 9/11” claims to fight for the American public and against a so called “New World Order” which he claims is trying to “exterminate 90% of mankind with material support of space aliens”. Unnamed sources confirm that he in fact is laughing about the gullibility of his listenership that keep buying his lies and distortions as well as all kinds of nonsense like storeable foods, magic teddy bears and silver coins. “The stuff I am selling can’t be too stupid that these morons won’t buy it” he is quoted by our sources inside the Alex Jones team. His personal wealth is very substantial after 13 years of on the air fear mongering. He is even going so far as to promoting dangerous hemp products on the air. Even though we all know badly hemp and its users are damaging the American society and we all know how expensive the war on drugs is, he still is promoting the use and sale of hemp on his radio show.

Perhaps the worst aspect of his daily radio broadcast is the open hatred against the Leader George W. Bush and the American government. I call for the arrest of Alex Jones and all his affiliates for the good of the Homeland. His wild-eyed conspiracy crap is polluting the minds of his listeners every day. This is especially bad when you take into consideration that America is in the midst of a fundamental transaction into a new societal structure using scientific methods of a kind the world has never been seen.

It is time that we acknowledge threats like this and deal with them accordingly. Human scum like that has to be sorted out of the American society. Today or better even yesterday.

Thanks for reading.
May God continue to bless America.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City

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Friends,

You may have heard of a new video game called “Spore” – according to the drive-by media it’s all about “Evolution”. So why do liberals hate the game? There’s a campaign to give it one-star reviews on Amazon.com. Could it be that they hate the game because it tells the TRUTH about evolution?

Spore was created by Will Right: He’s a major McCain backer and a true American conservative entrepreneur. That’s exactly the sort of person that liberals hate.

Alexander Cornswalled, a leading Christian game-reviewer and veteran culture-warrior actually got to play a legal copy of the game. This is his review:

“The main criticism of the game is that it endorses evolution and promotes a “try and see if it works” vision of creation. Even when not explicitly endorsing evolution it, according to its critics, promotes the idea that God was just trying different things to see if they would work…. The reality of the game is very different and I think Christians are missing out on a tremendous opportunity to use popular media for evangelism.”

Cornswalled went on to investigate the role that “evolution” plays in the game, and found it to his satisfaction:

The actual “evolution” in the game is limited to a creature surviving or dying based on how well it’s adapted to its environment. At no point in game play does the creature actually change form one type of creature into another. All of the “evolution” is micro evolution, variation within the created type.

The actual design phase is where the creature is advanced. The design phase is where you step into the role of the creator and build or modify your creation. Critics claim that this is evil because it’s not a reflection of how God created the universe. I think its brilliant because it shows just how HARD designing a creature can be.

Shelley and I will be encouraging the kids at next year’s Jesus Camp to play this game in order to fully appreciate the awesome wonder of God’s creation. We are buying ten copies of the game now, safe in the knowledge that profits from this game will go towards funding the McCain Palin campaign.

Spore asks kids to think about evolution. By playing this game they realize that nothing evolves by itself – something has to guide it. You too can use this game as a witnessing tool to help your friends and family understand the literal truth of the book of Genesis.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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It’s time we all get behind Sarah Palin. She is a strong and proud Christian mother, a patriotic American lady, a brave fighter for what is right and true. She deserves our support.

ShelleyPAC just donated $1,000 to the McCain/Palin campaign and I urge you to do the same. Give whatever you can give. America needs the strong leadership only Palin/McCain can give. Don’t vote for the baby-killin’ negro!

Sarah Palin and her role model Peggy Hill. This is what America needs now!

A reason for this incredible Palin-hype (just everybody loves her) might be the fact that she has astonishing similarities to my biggest hero, America’s favorite TV-Character “Peggy Hill“. I said it before and I say it again: All good things come either from Texas, Iowa, well and Alaska I guess! Mike Judge was born and raised in Austin, Texas. He is a fine filmmaker who is portraying the perfect American family in his TV-Series “King of the Hill“. The strong and proud Mother of the Hill family is Peggy Hill. Her charm and wisdom always saves the day, just like Sarah Palins wisdom and charm will be saving America and preserve our leadership in the world. The mighty US of A was, is and will be the only true superpower left on the planet.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

PS: And yes, as some of you remarked in the past, I, too like a little like Peggy Hill and I’m damn proud of it!

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Folks,
listen to the most beautiful song ever written.

Billy Bob Neck ? The Sodomite’s Lament

Yours,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Just about every time you go on the internets you get bombarded with explicit pornography. Yesterday, I did a search on “Jesus, I need you” and a whole bunch of pictures popped up that surely came from the Devil himself – foul, disgusting pictures filled with nudity and perversions that only a deviant like Richard Dawkin could imagine.

But like Jesus says – ask and ye shall receive! Just as I was ready to chuck my computer into the sinkhole in my backyard, I got a email on the Christian Newswire about a new website that’s gonna bring family values back to the World Weary Web.

Christian Family Tube ain’t only a good name for a website but it don’t make no bones about what it’s about. Good, faithful Christians tried like anything to make YouTube a decent place for decent folks but instead they feature hardcore pornograpy, Wiccan ceremonies and Darwinists. But God don’t lay down for that kinda thing for long. He put the Spirit to work and now Christians finally got a good place to go.

Christian Family Tube ain’t just about tubes, though. Sure, they got some real good videos that’ll tickle everybody’s funny bone while providing a good strong family message

But there’s a bunch more, too. Y’all can upload audio and videos of sermons, too! Plus, you get your own personal page for FREE! How much free stuff can y’all find on the internets? Not much, I’m gonna bet! They got some good Christian music, too. And if you want even MORE free stuff, they got games that ain’t gonna rot your kids’ brain and teach them how have gay sex while robbing a liquor store. Wholesome games like Tic-Tac-Toe or World Domination.

I hope you’ll stop by and support this site cuz we Christians need all the help we can get!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Dear Readers

I am honored to present to you this short and exclusive interview with one of my favorite artists, Denny Blaze. I hope you’ll appreciate this completely non-political article, here on STR, the Freedom Blog.

STR: Denny, thanks so much for talking to us. We at ShelleyTheRepublican were quite thrilled that you agreed to this interview.

DENNY: Thank you for your interest in me and my music. I appreciate the coverage.

STR: As you might be aware of, STR : The Freedom Blog is a Christian conservative project. We dedicate your work to the Lord Jesus Christ and try to present a deeply religious viewpoint. Let me come right out and ask you: Do you believe in God and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

DENNY: Yes, I am a Christian. My favorite scripture is John 3:16.

STR: A good friend of mine sent me the link to your youtube video in which you perform as the Average Homeboy. I fell in love with the video right away. There is a certain quality to it that is extremely appealing to me. I must say I am deeply impressed by the dedication and passion you presented. It makes me extremely sad that you didn’t get any significant recognition up until so many years later. How did it make you feel?

DENNY: I’ve seen many major record labels use my ideas in their material. That was disappointing. Though, I enjoy making music. So, I just kept making more and more material. It does feel good to finally have my material being downloaded around the world. My most exciting music moment (so far) is…when I was standing in Times Square in New York City when we were making the recording for the Vh1 TV Show, “The Top 40 Internet Super Stars.” New York is such a powerful city, and I was thankful for Vh1 to give me recognition.

STR: In the iTunes store there is the old as well as a new version of the average homebody for sale. I bought the old one, but not the new one. I have to admit that I like the original much more. The new version is too diluted by fancy background voices. To be honest I wish you would have been more loyal to the original concept. Your thoughts?

DENNY: The original keyboard version of Average Homeboy does seem to be more popular on iTunes. I think that version has a comical appeal to it since it was made so long ago. Most younger people don’t understand the technology from the time period when Average Homeboy was made. It was recorded with nothing more than a keyboard sample beat and a microphone that went into a cassette recorder. There were no CDs back then, and I didn’t edit the song at all. I just pressed “play and record” and went one time through. Also, there was no Internet back then.

STR: There are certain lines in the lyrics of the Average Homeboy song that could be considered slightly “racist”. Quote: “I don’t live in a box – nor was I raised on the street – as you can see – I’m not black – I don’t do drugs and I’m not on crack”. I personally believe that you are accurate and fair saying that, but did hateful liberals ever accuse you of insinuating that Negroes take drugs and are raised on the street?

DENNY: Anybody who knows me…would laugh at that. I judge people individually. There are good AND bad white people. There are good AND bad black people. You probably noticed that my friend Jeff, who happens to be black, was featured in The Average Homeboy video. Still, at the time when I made Average Homeboy, there weren’t really any white solo artists who were making rap videos. Even today, the few white rappers who made it to the major record labels, don’t share my middle class perspective. There has always been a ghetto and gangsta appeal to rap music, and I’m neither of those. I’m an educated, middle class guy…who likes to rap. You don’t have to be “Riding Dirty” to like rap music, and I don’t “Ride Dirty,” lol. I don’t smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs. Really, if your are not “Riding Dirty” in the first place, then, the police or anybody else…won’t catch you “Riding Dirty.”

STR: I imagine it must be incredibly hard to become successful in the music industry. Are you still hopeful it will happen for you? What are your plans for the future? How can your fans support your efforts?

DENNY: With all of the amazing technological advances, the music industry is rapidly changing. I’m a perfect example of it. These days, via the internet, you can get your material out to the masses instantly, and consumers aren’t going out to the record stores as much. With “File Transfers” you don’t even need a physical product. I think that “Success” is being able to do…what you love to do. I’m very blessed to be able to do that. Currently, I’m still working on smoothing out my rapping, ha ha. I’m also working on another CD project, and I’ve been contacted by a few television and movie producers. Hopefully, you’ll be seeing The Average Homeboy on Network TV again and on The Big Screen. I keep all of my friends and fans updated on my website: dennyblaze.com . My CDs and DVDs are available there, and I have all kinds of merchandise such as: T-Shirts and Ringtones!

STR: Let me close this interview with a nonsensical question: Do you still eat Froot Loops?

DENNY: Yes, I love all kinds of cereal. There’s no doubt that Froot Loops are my favorite.

STR: Is there anything else you like to add?

DENNY: Thank you for sharing my story, and I hope that your readers will just be BLAZED!

STR: Once more, thanks so much for taking the time to answer my questions, Denny. It has been a privilege. Please keep in touch.

Handsome, Christian, Talented and a model American: The Average Homeboy

Denny Blazin’, the Average Homeboy, Ladies and Gentleman. Please support him by visiting his website, rating his amazing video on youtube or, even better, buying his music on iTunes.

God bless you. Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Friends

Is there music that is sicker than the so called “Heavy Metal” music? Heavy Metal basically consists of hateful lyrics that are screamed and wrapped into unbearable noise guitar and drum sounds. No notes, no sense, no human dignity.

In my new role as substitute teacher in my local high school i recently came across a boy with incredible anti-social behavior. After inquiring what could cause that kind of Ungodly behavior I noticed the music he listens to. Among others he had a CD from “Sentenced” in his backpack.

Oh my Lord. I don’t think I have never read worse lyrics. It’s simply appaling!

Quote:

We’re not done, I will hunt you down
One by one… I’ll blow you all to hell!
For you faceless, nameless cowards cannot hide
The day of reckoning will arrive

I have dreams of hammering your skulls
Fantasies of bashing in your brains
Obsessively… I am watching, I am stalking, I am following
And then the massacre begins

Is it any wonder that this young child has wondered so farm from the way to Godliness?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1DVDQwkYRCk (Embedding disabled by request)

I urge you to contact your representative today and urge him or her to bring forward legislation to outlaw Heavy Metal music!

We can not allow this filthy bands to destroy our social fabric. They caused too much harm already. Timothy Mc’Veh listened to Heavy Metal and so did the shooters at Columbine. Enough is enough!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Friends,

Are you as concerned as I about a brand-new technology called “WiFi” which might already be harming our kids. Instead of using traditional cables and telephone lines, WiFi, puts the Internet into radio-signals beamed far above our heads, but what happens when something goes wrong?

A Wi-Fi base-station is more-usually called an ‘airport’, the first ever Airport was made by Apple computer because they needed a more effective method of distributing liberal pro-abortion videos around their Cupertino campus. According to leading scientists, having an Airport in your home could expose your children to harmful radiation.

If you stand too close to a WiFi transmitter, instead of bouncing harmlessly off the stratosphere, the signal can go directly through you, a hazard completely undocumented and denied by WiFi manufacturers. This radiation can be almost entirely eliminatd by placing the Airport in a fully-enclosing lead box, however after countless hours of searching for this sensible safety device, we have yet to find a single retailer brave enough to stock this product. Perhaps this is an opportunity for the rapidly-expanding Christian-retail sector to exploit?

Even if you manage to shield yourself from the dangerous WiFi radiation, leading family groups are becoming concerned that WiFi has no content filtering standard. A WiFi connection literally imposes no restrictions on what kids are allowed to download.

Case in point, the new OLPC – a communist vision of WiFi enabled computing came without any content filtering. As a result, the African children who were to be the first unlucky recipients of these computers soon found them overwhelmed by porn and viruses.

When African evangelicals called to ask what to do with OLPC laptops which have been corrupted by pornography, my simple advice was to burn every affected device, plus any that may have been within WiFi – range of infected machines. I explained that porn is like a virus and WiFi provides unlimited means of infection. Sadly the children are now without their laptops, but on the positive side, none of them will ever again be subjected to the temptation of an unfiltered WiFi connection.

Since these computers were too underpowered to run a modern operating system, they had no choice but to but to burn these hazardous machines and wait until Jesus saw fit to give them enough money to afford a full-sized computer running the state-of-the-art Windows Vista.

Jack Thompson, a leading expert in video-game violence and pornography: He has fought and won many battles against the liberal media who are desperate to corrupt your children with obscene games like “Hot Coffee”. Today he is helping concerned parents fight against the WiFi menace, which sneaky video-game manufacturers have put into games-consoles and even toys!

To find out more about this troubling technology, I asked Jack Thompson, a senior fellow of the STR institute, and one of America’s leading campaigners for family morality: Thompson invited me to his “crime-lab” where he would put on a demonstration:

I asked Jack to outline a worst-case scenario – just how dangerous could this WiFi be? The results were shocking: He demonstrated a normal looking Windows laptop, however one which secretly had been equipped with an Airport-Extreme chip. Jack explained that it was not possible to remove the WiFi from this laptop because it has been built into the computer’s mother-board.

Next he carefully switched on an ‘airport’: He explained that in certain cities one would not even need to switch such a device on, because their incredible 50 mile range would ensure that just about every kid in America was in range of one of these evil devices without parental knowledge.

Once the private domain of sinister closet-dwelling liberals, the growth of WiFi means that they can bring their obscene pornography into any location. This liberalwas caught teaching children how to surf for porn in a high-school playground.

Finally, he demonstrated that with a few simple key-presses and mouse clicks he had managed to connect the laptop to some kind of gay-porn server. Within minutes he had downloaded what appears to be hours of disgusting hard-core homosexual pornography. I was almost sick over the laptop, watching the sodomites guarantee their place in hell. Later Jack explained that as we were standing directly between the Airport and his laptop the gay-porn was actually traveling through us. Then I really was sick. And after I had cleared up, Jack and I prayed in the name of Jesus to save America from this evil.

I believe that Jack’s demonstration could not have been more persuasive: Under the Clinton government, valuable radio-frequencies were just given away to Apple for their Airports. Jack believes this is unlawful, which is why we are forced to take the FCC to court. Jack hasdiligently forwarded all of the homosexual filth-porn to the court as part of out initial filing. This is evidence that I expect will be as persuasive to the judge as it was to me.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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