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Date: January 6, 2010 5:32:59 PM GMT+01:00

To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com

Subject: update to God’s hitlist

Dear Shelley,
Last night I went to see the movie Avatar, which as I’m sure you are aware, is the most popular movie in America right now. I went out of curiosity after hearing wild claims about how this movie was supposed to change the way motion pictures are created and experienced. What I experienced, however, was the most expensive, thinly-veiled, and unabashed piece of liberal propaganda I have ever seen. James Cameron’s “masterpiece” is nothing more than a “masterful” attack on America and American culture, and I feel he has earned a spot on God’s hitlist. I hope you will take my thoughts into consideration.
Sincerely yours,AdamNashville, TN

For those of you new to our site, God’s Hitlist is a page we maintain in order to help inform our readers and their families about certain people, values, organizations and activities which Jesus dispises. Many of our readers have found this page to be a helpful lifestyle guide – for example if you want to know if it’s OK to be a fornicator, adulterer, homo or democrat simply consult this page.

If you know somebody who is living a sinful lifestyle, we hope that God’s Hitlist will be a sobering warning which will encourage them to mend their ways before they end up in Hell. We feel that it’s also a great inspiration for Bible Believing Christians who perform imprecatory prayer.

We entirely agree that Mr. Cameron is a bad influence on America – the only way this movie is likely to “change” the industry is by making it even worse! The STR editorial board agreed unanimously that James Cameron is almost certainly on God’s Hitlist.

Is Mr. Cameron’s high-tech blockbuster corrupting American teens with unhinged liberal values? Leading Christian scholars advise against allowing any minors to see this movie.

None of the Shelley The Republican staff have seen this movie yet – we are too busy preparing for the rapture to invest our time in such tawdry secular matters. Adam is not the first concerned American to report serious concerns about it. We reccomend that parents wishing to ensure that their children have a place in Heaven ensure that their kids avoid all movie theatres, especially ones which show this corrupting rubbish. Furthermore, we advice any parent concerned by the pervasive liberalism of movie culture to consult the excellent CapAlert database to determine which movies are sufficiently grounded in Biblical, Scriptural values.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Friends,

How are we going to end President Obama’s recession? Thanks to the Democrat’s financial mismanagement our economy is teetering on the edge of complete disaster. It’s surely time to take radical measures to prevent things from getting much worse. The ShelleyPAC think-tank would like to offer a modest proposal which will help rid America of one of the most pernicious category of law-breakers, it also promises to give our damaged economy a much needed boost.

Movie, music and software piracy is a despicable crime. According to the RIAA, MPAA and Business-Software Alliance these important industries have lost more than $15 Trillion last year due to lost-sales from users of a web-site called “The Pirate Bay”: Can you believe that one single foreign-run website has cost us more than the US GDP!

What is Obama going to do about it?

Shelley’s team thought long and hard about how to solve this problem: As you know, Pirate Bay is run by a shadowy group of Swedish conspirators: When we had a responsible President like George W. Bush he would take decisive action such as declaring war on Sweden – a godless nation with little or no military power compared to the USA.

We could crush the sweeds and put an end to piracy once and for all, however we should understand that the Democrats are far too weak to attack our foes. Even while the dirty Swedes are ripping us off the fool Democrats insist on keeping diplomatic relations. We conservatives must therefore balance idealism with practicality:

Shelley correctly observed that piracy is like a drug: Once you start downloading you feel compelled to keep downloading. It’s addictive like “pot” or “extacy” – so why dont we treat it like a drug? If downloading is a drug then surely we need to fight a ware on it just like we have a war on drugs and on terrorism?

We need to start rounding up everybody who downloads anything illegal: We need to treat them like junkies and lock them up in jail.

Downloading movies is a crime, just like injecting yourself with Heroin, only there are even more downloaders than drug users. According to the MPAA there are over 22 million users of illegal downloading software called “bittorrent” which the Pirate-bay people use to make their web-site.

Lets go to the source of this bit-torrent: We need to find out who is making it, arrest them and force them to cut off the supply. If the swedish pirate-bay cannot get bittorrent they will be forced to cease operations. It’s amazing how simple the soltion is when you think about it.

In addition to ending piracy, a clamp-down on this criminal activity will have many benefits: Where for example will we secure the millions of law-breakers who will need to be reformed? We could invest in our nation’s correctional facilities. These important institutions of justice could recieve a cash injection that would allow them to deal with a more efficient justice system.

And what are we to do with millions of incarserated law-breakers? We propose a two-pronged strategy: First of all we advise an expansion of President Bush’s faith-based initiatives. Lets get true Christianity back into our prision system to help reform these sinners. Secondly lets put these criminals to work.

Our economic rivals China have long been able to under-cut our ability to manufactuer goods thanks to their low-wage economy. With a work-force of approximatel 10 million American prsisoners who work for free and could be loaned to our leading companies we could under-cut even the chinese. Just think of the productivity advantage we could gain.

I think you will all agree that this suggestion combines a common-sense approach to tackling crime with true Christian compassion. We believe this solution will not only benefit the economy but restore respect for law and order which the democrats have worked so hard to undermine.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Dear Friends,

When it comes to pure fear mongering and hatred against America, nobody is worse than Alex Jones. Jones uses his position as syndicated radio talk show host and his access to the hearts and minds of up to 10 million listeners worldwide to sell cheap junk such as water filters, healing stones and other junk that is supposed to protect them from the evil people that control the planet. It might very well be the biggest con-job ever perpetrated on the American airwaves.

Jones, the maker of movies like “Zeitgeist” and “Loose Change 9/11” claims to fight for the American public and against a so called “New World Order” which he claims is trying to “exterminate 90% of mankind with material support of space aliens”. Unnamed sources confirm that he in fact is laughing about the gullibility of his listenership that keep buying his lies and distortions as well as all kinds of nonsense like storeable foods, magic teddy bears and silver coins. “The stuff I am selling can’t be too stupid that these morons won’t buy it” he is quoted by our sources inside the Alex Jones team. His personal wealth is very substantial after 13 years of on the air fear mongering. He is even going so far as to promoting dangerous hemp products on the air. Even though we all know badly hemp and its users are damaging the American society and we all know how expensive the war on drugs is, he still is promoting the use and sale of hemp on his radio show.

Perhaps the worst aspect of his daily radio broadcast is the open hatred against the Leader George W. Bush and the American government. I call for the arrest of Alex Jones and all his affiliates for the good of the Homeland. His wild-eyed conspiracy crap is polluting the minds of his listeners every day. This is especially bad when you take into consideration that America is in the midst of a fundamental transaction into a new societal structure using scientific methods of a kind the world has never been seen.

It is time that we acknowledge threats like this and deal with them accordingly. Human scum like that has to be sorted out of the American society. Today or better even yesterday.

Thanks for reading.
May God continue to bless America.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City

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Friends,

You may have heard of a new video game called “Spore” – according to the drive-by media it’s all about “Evolution”. So why do liberals hate the game? There’s a campaign to give it one-star reviews on Amazon.com. Could it be that they hate the game because it tells the TRUTH about evolution?

Spore was created by Will Right: He’s a major McCain backer and a true American conservative entrepreneur. That’s exactly the sort of person that liberals hate.

Alexander Cornswalled, a leading Christian game-reviewer and veteran culture-warrior actually got to play a legal copy of the game. This is his review:

“The main criticism of the game is that it endorses evolution and promotes a “try and see if it works” vision of creation. Even when not explicitly endorsing evolution it, according to its critics, promotes the idea that God was just trying different things to see if they would work…. The reality of the game is very different and I think Christians are missing out on a tremendous opportunity to use popular media for evangelism.”

Cornswalled went on to investigate the role that “evolution” plays in the game, and found it to his satisfaction:

The actual “evolution” in the game is limited to a creature surviving or dying based on how well it’s adapted to its environment. At no point in game play does the creature actually change form one type of creature into another. All of the “evolution” is micro evolution, variation within the created type.

The actual design phase is where the creature is advanced. The design phase is where you step into the role of the creator and build or modify your creation. Critics claim that this is evil because it’s not a reflection of how God created the universe. I think its brilliant because it shows just how HARD designing a creature can be.

Shelley and I will be encouraging the kids at next year’s Jesus Camp to play this game in order to fully appreciate the awesome wonder of God’s creation. We are buying ten copies of the game now, safe in the knowledge that profits from this game will go towards funding the McCain Palin campaign.

Spore asks kids to think about evolution. By playing this game they realize that nothing evolves by itself – something has to guide it. You too can use this game as a witnessing tool to help your friends and family understand the literal truth of the book of Genesis.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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It’s time we all get behind Sarah Palin. She is a strong and proud Christian mother, a patriotic American lady, a brave fighter for what is right and true. She deserves our support.

ShelleyPAC just donated $1,000 to the McCain/Palin campaign and I urge you to do the same. Give whatever you can give. America needs the strong leadership only Palin/McCain can give. Don’t vote for the baby-killin’ negro!

Sarah Palin and her role model Peggy Hill. This is what America needs now!

A reason for this incredible Palin-hype (just everybody loves her) might be the fact that she has astonishing similarities to my biggest hero, America’s favorite TV-Character “Peggy Hill“. I said it before and I say it again: All good things come either from Texas, Iowa, well and Alaska I guess! Mike Judge was born and raised in Austin, Texas. He is a fine filmmaker who is portraying the perfect American family in his TV-Series “King of the Hill“. The strong and proud Mother of the Hill family is Peggy Hill. Her charm and wisdom always saves the day, just like Sarah Palins wisdom and charm will be saving America and preserve our leadership in the world. The mighty US of A was, is and will be the only true superpower left on the planet.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

PS: And yes, as some of you remarked in the past, I, too like a little like Peggy Hill and I’m damn proud of it!

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Folks,
listen to the most beautiful song ever written.

Billy Bob Neck ? The Sodomite’s Lament

Yours,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Just about every time you go on the internets you get bombarded with explicit pornography. Yesterday, I did a search on “Jesus, I need you” and a whole bunch of pictures popped up that surely came from the Devil himself – foul, disgusting pictures filled with nudity and perversions that only a deviant like Richard Dawkin could imagine.

But like Jesus says – ask and ye shall receive! Just as I was ready to chuck my computer into the sinkhole in my backyard, I got a email on the Christian Newswire about a new website that’s gonna bring family values back to the World Weary Web.

Christian Family Tube ain’t only a good name for a website but it don’t make no bones about what it’s about. Good, faithful Christians tried like anything to make YouTube a decent place for decent folks but instead they feature hardcore pornograpy, Wiccan ceremonies and Darwinists. But God don’t lay down for that kinda thing for long. He put the Spirit to work and now Christians finally got a good place to go.

Christian Family Tube ain’t just about tubes, though. Sure, they got some real good videos that’ll tickle everybody’s funny bone while providing a good strong family message

But there’s a bunch more, too. Y’all can upload audio and videos of sermons, too! Plus, you get your own personal page for FREE! How much free stuff can y’all find on the internets? Not much, I’m gonna bet! They got some good Christian music, too. And if you want even MORE free stuff, they got games that ain’t gonna rot your kids’ brain and teach them how have gay sex while robbing a liquor store. Wholesome games like Tic-Tac-Toe or World Domination.

I hope you’ll stop by and support this site cuz we Christians need all the help we can get!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Dear Readers

I am honored to present to you this short and exclusive interview with one of my favorite artists, Denny Blaze. I hope you’ll appreciate this completely non-political article, here on STR, the Freedom Blog.

STR: Denny, thanks so much for talking to us. We at ShelleyTheRepublican were quite thrilled that you agreed to this interview.

DENNY: Thank you for your interest in me and my music. I appreciate the coverage.

STR: As you might be aware of, STR : The Freedom Blog is a Christian conservative project. We dedicate your work to the Lord Jesus Christ and try to present a deeply religious viewpoint. Let me come right out and ask you: Do you believe in God and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

DENNY: Yes, I am a Christian. My favorite scripture is John 3:16.

STR: A good friend of mine sent me the link to your youtube video in which you perform as the Average Homeboy. I fell in love with the video right away. There is a certain quality to it that is extremely appealing to me. I must say I am deeply impressed by the dedication and passion you presented. It makes me extremely sad that you didn’t get any significant recognition up until so many years later. How did it make you feel?

DENNY: I’ve seen many major record labels use my ideas in their material. That was disappointing. Though, I enjoy making music. So, I just kept making more and more material. It does feel good to finally have my material being downloaded around the world. My most exciting music moment (so far) is…when I was standing in Times Square in New York City when we were making the recording for the Vh1 TV Show, “The Top 40 Internet Super Stars.” New York is such a powerful city, and I was thankful for Vh1 to give me recognition.

STR: In the iTunes store there is the old as well as a new version of the average homebody for sale. I bought the old one, but not the new one. I have to admit that I like the original much more. The new version is too diluted by fancy background voices. To be honest I wish you would have been more loyal to the original concept. Your thoughts?

DENNY: The original keyboard version of Average Homeboy does seem to be more popular on iTunes. I think that version has a comical appeal to it since it was made so long ago. Most younger people don’t understand the technology from the time period when Average Homeboy was made. It was recorded with nothing more than a keyboard sample beat and a microphone that went into a cassette recorder. There were no CDs back then, and I didn’t edit the song at all. I just pressed “play and record” and went one time through. Also, there was no Internet back then.

STR: There are certain lines in the lyrics of the Average Homeboy song that could be considered slightly “racist”. Quote: “I don’t live in a box – nor was I raised on the street – as you can see – I’m not black – I don’t do drugs and I’m not on crack”. I personally believe that you are accurate and fair saying that, but did hateful liberals ever accuse you of insinuating that Negroes take drugs and are raised on the street?

DENNY: Anybody who knows me…would laugh at that. I judge people individually. There are good AND bad white people. There are good AND bad black people. You probably noticed that my friend Jeff, who happens to be black, was featured in The Average Homeboy video. Still, at the time when I made Average Homeboy, there weren’t really any white solo artists who were making rap videos. Even today, the few white rappers who made it to the major record labels, don’t share my middle class perspective. There has always been a ghetto and gangsta appeal to rap music, and I’m neither of those. I’m an educated, middle class guy…who likes to rap. You don’t have to be “Riding Dirty” to like rap music, and I don’t “Ride Dirty,” lol. I don’t smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs. Really, if your are not “Riding Dirty” in the first place, then, the police or anybody else…won’t catch you “Riding Dirty.”

STR: I imagine it must be incredibly hard to become successful in the music industry. Are you still hopeful it will happen for you? What are your plans for the future? How can your fans support your efforts?

DENNY: With all of the amazing technological advances, the music industry is rapidly changing. I’m a perfect example of it. These days, via the internet, you can get your material out to the masses instantly, and consumers aren’t going out to the record stores as much. With “File Transfers” you don’t even need a physical product. I think that “Success” is being able to do…what you love to do. I’m very blessed to be able to do that. Currently, I’m still working on smoothing out my rapping, ha ha. I’m also working on another CD project, and I’ve been contacted by a few television and movie producers. Hopefully, you’ll be seeing The Average Homeboy on Network TV again and on The Big Screen. I keep all of my friends and fans updated on my website: dennyblaze.com . My CDs and DVDs are available there, and I have all kinds of merchandise such as: T-Shirts and Ringtones!

STR: Let me close this interview with a nonsensical question: Do you still eat Froot Loops?

DENNY: Yes, I love all kinds of cereal. There’s no doubt that Froot Loops are my favorite.

STR: Is there anything else you like to add?

DENNY: Thank you for sharing my story, and I hope that your readers will just be BLAZED!

STR: Once more, thanks so much for taking the time to answer my questions, Denny. It has been a privilege. Please keep in touch.

Handsome, Christian, Talented and a model American: The Average Homeboy

Denny Blazin’, the Average Homeboy, Ladies and Gentleman. Please support him by visiting his website, rating his amazing video on youtube or, even better, buying his music on iTunes.

God bless you. Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Friends

Is there music that is sicker than the so called “Heavy Metal” music? Heavy Metal basically consists of hateful lyrics that are screamed and wrapped into unbearable noise guitar and drum sounds. No notes, no sense, no human dignity.

In my new role as substitute teacher in my local high school i recently came across a boy with incredible anti-social behavior. After inquiring what could cause that kind of Ungodly behavior I noticed the music he listens to. Among others he had a CD from “Sentenced” in his backpack.

Oh my Lord. I don’t think I have never read worse lyrics. It’s simply appaling!

Quote:

We’re not done, I will hunt you down
One by one… I’ll blow you all to hell!
For you faceless, nameless cowards cannot hide
The day of reckoning will arrive

I have dreams of hammering your skulls
Fantasies of bashing in your brains
Obsessively… I am watching, I am stalking, I am following
And then the massacre begins

Is it any wonder that this young child has wondered so farm from the way to Godliness?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1DVDQwkYRCk (Embedding disabled by request)

I urge you to contact your representative today and urge him or her to bring forward legislation to outlaw Heavy Metal music!

We can not allow this filthy bands to destroy our social fabric. They caused too much harm already. Timothy Mc’Veh listened to Heavy Metal and so did the shooters at Columbine. Enough is enough!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Friends,

Are you as concerned as I about a brand-new technology called “WiFi” which might already be harming our kids. Instead of using traditional cables and telephone lines, WiFi, puts the Internet into radio-signals beamed far above our heads, but what happens when something goes wrong?

A Wi-Fi base-station is more-usually called an ‘airport’, the first ever Airport was made by Apple computer because they needed a more effective method of distributing liberal pro-abortion videos around their Cupertino campus. According to leading scientists, having an Airport in your home could expose your children to harmful radiation.

If you stand too close to a WiFi transmitter, instead of bouncing harmlessly off the stratosphere, the signal can go directly through you, a hazard completely undocumented and denied by WiFi manufacturers. This radiation can be almost entirely eliminatd by placing the Airport in a fully-enclosing lead box, however after countless hours of searching for this sensible safety device, we have yet to find a single retailer brave enough to stock this product. Perhaps this is an opportunity for the rapidly-expanding Christian-retail sector to exploit?

Even if you manage to shield yourself from the dangerous WiFi radiation, leading family groups are becoming concerned that WiFi has no content filtering standard. A WiFi connection literally imposes no restrictions on what kids are allowed to download.

Case in point, the new OLPC – a communist vision of WiFi enabled computing came without any content filtering. As a result, the African children who were to be the first unlucky recipients of these computers soon found them overwhelmed by porn and viruses.

When African evangelicals called to ask what to do with OLPC laptops which have been corrupted by pornography, my simple advice was to burn every affected device, plus any that may have been within WiFi – range of infected machines. I explained that porn is like a virus and WiFi provides unlimited means of infection. Sadly the children are now without their laptops, but on the positive side, none of them will ever again be subjected to the temptation of an unfiltered WiFi connection.

Since these computers were too underpowered to run a modern operating system, they had no choice but to but to burn these hazardous machines and wait until Jesus saw fit to give them enough money to afford a full-sized computer running the state-of-the-art Windows Vista.

Jack Thompson, a leading expert in video-game violence and pornography: He has fought and won many battles against the liberal media who are desperate to corrupt your children with obscene games like “Hot Coffee”. Today he is helping concerned parents fight against the WiFi menace, which sneaky video-game manufacturers have put into games-consoles and even toys!

To find out more about this troubling technology, I asked Jack Thompson, a senior fellow of the STR institute, and one of America’s leading campaigners for family morality: Thompson invited me to his “crime-lab” where he would put on a demonstration:

I asked Jack to outline a worst-case scenario – just how dangerous could this WiFi be? The results were shocking: He demonstrated a normal looking Windows laptop, however one which secretly had been equipped with an Airport-Extreme chip. Jack explained that it was not possible to remove the WiFi from this laptop because it has been built into the computer’s mother-board.

Next he carefully switched on an ‘airport’: He explained that in certain cities one would not even need to switch such a device on, because their incredible 50 mile range would ensure that just about every kid in America was in range of one of these evil devices without parental knowledge.

Once the private domain of sinister closet-dwelling liberals, the growth of WiFi means that they can bring their obscene pornography into any location. This liberalwas caught teaching children how to surf for porn in a high-school playground.

Finally, he demonstrated that with a few simple key-presses and mouse clicks he had managed to connect the laptop to some kind of gay-porn server. Within minutes he had downloaded what appears to be hours of disgusting hard-core homosexual pornography. I was almost sick over the laptop, watching the sodomites guarantee their place in hell. Later Jack explained that as we were standing directly between the Airport and his laptop the gay-porn was actually traveling through us. Then I really was sick. And after I had cleared up, Jack and I prayed in the name of Jesus to save America from this evil.

I believe that Jack’s demonstration could not have been more persuasive: Under the Clinton government, valuable radio-frequencies were just given away to Apple for their Airports. Jack believes this is unlawful, which is why we are forced to take the FCC to court. Jack hasdiligently forwarded all of the homosexual filth-porn to the court as part of out initial filing. This is evidence that I expect will be as persuasive to the judge as it was to me.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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My dear friends,As STR.com becomes ever more popular, we keep on looking for new ways to inform and entertain our audience. We also look for new ways to draw lessons about Jesus’ truth from all aspects of life in this Great Nation, America. That’s why we have enlisted the help of a new entertainment correspondent, the talented and wonderful Stacey Jacks, to provide enlightened commentary from the world of glitz and glamour. Let’s not forget that Jesus was A-list too!

Okay Stacey. Over to you. May God Bless this new enterprise!

Sam Johnston

Well Howdy Y’all,

That’s right. Jesus loves us all to shine! And there are none more shining than the celebrities! I start this new column on a sad note, however. Because one of our greatest entertainers is struggling. Please readers, say a prayer for Britney and hold it in your heart to pity her as you read on.

Those of you who follow the news won’t have been able to help seeing the terrible things that are being said about Britney Spears in this week of the anniversary of so many deaths on 9/11.

That’s right. Instead of remembering our dead and those grieving corpses that were flung to their fiery doom by the evil of Islam, the liberal secular humanist media prefers to turn its focus onto that great struggling American Britney Spears.

Liberals hate this performance by Britney Spears. Is it because she looks so damn hawwwwt and reminds them how far from nature their own homosexual pretences are? Wouldn’t you prefer to nuzzle up to one of those glorious, those lovely soft, those glistening titties to a horrible furry man chest? I know I would!

So why do they attack her so? It’s simple. She is white. She is a Christian. She is a Republican. That’s why, according to the so-called intellectuals at the New York Times, she can’t dance and appears on stage in her ‘underwear’. What nonsense! Everyone knows that was a carefully selected costume. Everyone knows what a talent Britney Spears is, that godesss who gave us ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ and ‘Toxic.’ And yes, the lip synching might not have worked very well, but it’s not her fault the tape guy (someone who I have been reliably informed* is a liberal fifth columnist in the MTV camp) played the music at the wrong time.

Please! Leave Britney alone. Have some Christian Compassion, America.

This Christian has it in her heart to pity poor struggling Britney. Why don’t you? Please forgive her filthy language, by the way. The poor girl is clearly upset.

May God bless and keep you always,

Stacey Jacks

STR.com entertainment correspondent.

*By Jesus! Do you deny him?

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Friends,

The original, “Half-life” was a flawed yet somewhat critically acclaimed series of video games. They portrayed a distopian vision of a mid-tribulation America: While many found it’s themes excessively fantastical, quite a few of my friends including an NRA spokeman very highly of this graphically intense shooter.

The game primarily follows the adventures of a young Christian physics-professor called Gordon Sumner who has to fight his way out of a military research-base which has been corrupted by liberal bad-science. The original game series stood as a powerful metaphor: Just what would the world be like if the liberals had their way.

The game’s detractors pointed out that it’s graphics were primitive by the day’s standards and it’s plot was ludicrous – however it’s producers Linden Labs had developed something rare in the world of video games; a hit formula.

Why then did they choose to abandon this for their sequel “Second Life”, which trades assault-rifles for sexual promiscuity, drug-abuse and a general dis-respect for God’s law?

“King Rudi” is the omniscient ruler of 2nd life’s slum-town the central district where all new players receive their initial training. Somewhat like the popular crime-simulator “Grand Theft Auto”, the player who continues the role of Half-Life’s Gordon Sumner is compelled to perform a series of missions for the disembodied Rudi-head in the sky.

According to the flimsy back-story provided by Linden Labs – their newest game is supposed to represent a liberal “heaven” – in which there are no rules and anybody can live wherever or however they like without fear of consequence. It’s plainly clear that this “heaven” is really what you or I would call hell:

One of 2nd life’s “educational” exhibits. The child is introduced to the many forms of cocaine. In a virtual chemistry lab your daughter is taught how to “cut” the drug with crystal-meth and then earns bonus-points for “snorting” the substance or “pushing” the drug to other 2nd life players.

In this game sexual relationships are not confined to married heterosexual couples – Linden has unilaterally decided that anybody can have sex with anybody else. What to have sex with another man? How about an animal? What about a table or a lamp? Whatever you want any kind of promiscuity is just a mouse-click away.

No Americans or church-leaders were consulted when defining the rules of this virtual-world, despite the fact that Linden’s game servers are entirely located within the USA. Linden is clearly violating both state and federal law by encouraging homosexual-marriage and prostitution in their highly addictive game.

There is so much obscene sexual content in this game, I wonder just how Linden labs managed to create it all. Virtualy every corner of the world is full of perverted content. It’s like stepping into a the world’s biggest brothel:

Unicorns are one of the most mysterious of the creatures described in the Holy Bible, they are enchanting creatures beloved of our children, however any child who sets foot in this virtual “statue-park” will find themselves brutally sodomized by a sex-crazed monster. Young girls who submit to this defilement are rewarded by birthing a “baby unicorn”. This is only one of the ways that 2nd life encourages kids into a life of fornication and bestiality.

Linden Labs are using their 2nd life project as a “test-bed” to for how the Democrats will run America if they are elected: They will use the virtual world of 2nd-life land to perfect their evil techniques of social control in order to destroy your family and turn your kids gay. This sort of thing is the kind of experiment you might expect to be popular amongst ultra-liberal think-tanks, but sadly 2nd life is a game, and like all video games it is aimed exclusively at your kids.

STR Fact File: What is a Role Playing Game? RPGs like second-life immerse the unwary user in an ultra-realistic fantasy world where their every carnal desire can come true. Liberals who are uncomfortable with their gender, or even their species can adopt a character or “avatar” of a different race or even gender, thus a homosexual male player might wish to play a female dog instead of a male human. Is it any wonder that liberals are confused?

Imagine if your kids had been lured onto this site by the brightly-colored Disney-style graphics. One minute they are playing an amusing game with colored bricks and chatting amongst their friends – the next minute their “avatar” has been abducted and forced into a form of slave prostitution unique to the world of second-life.

Once children are sucked into the 2nd life-underworld they are equipped with a criminal training that will equip them for all kinds of “liberal” careers such as drug-pushing, pimping, and man-whoring.

Mere footsteps from virtual skid-row we find Hillary Clinton’s virtual palace. It is rumored that she co-ordinates her “virtual campaign” from this cyber-hub which resembles a gaudy Vegas brothel, except without a single visitor. Just like in real-life the Hillary campaign is utterly deserted.

Al Gore once boasted about how he invented the Internet and coined the term “cyberspace”. If there is any truth in this statement, it is clear that the cyberspaces of today are exact models of the kinds of civilization that the Democrat party desire to build in place of America. They desire a world without childhood innocence, and where the sacrifices of the thousands who died in 9/11 and our brave soldiers who fought Saddam in Iraq and Afghanistan will be for nothing.

If you value your children and their future as Americans, please send em your comments, prayers, donations and support. Together we can help get 2nd life shut down.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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My dear friends,

Please don’t watch this video. It is disgusting.

At least these people aren’t black and shooting each other all the time so they can sell crack, but that is about all you can say about their morals. That pure American girl should be ashamed of herself while that European is just predictably disgusting. What kind of world is it where an English pervert can destroy the virtue of one of our American flowers?

For shame! This is exactly the kind of thing that happens when you don’t properly educate young people in the love of Jesus and let them go on that most disgusting Democ-rat institution ‘Spring break’ rather than to Jesus camp.

To waste more words on it would be to give it exposure that it just doesn’t deserve. Please. Ask your local Wal-Mart manager not to stock this filth. It will destroy the minds of our nation.

May God Bless you all, or send you straight to hell, to each as he deserves,

Sam Johnston

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