The oil that spilled into the waters of the Gulf of Mexico are tiny compared the the total amount of water in the ocean. In comparison it’s like dropping one single tiny drop of oil into an average sized swimming pool or put in other terms it’s like rubbing sun tan lotion on your body and going for a swim in that very same pool. Sure, there will be a slight “oil contamination” but it’s nothing to worry about at all.

As for the animals dying: If they can’t take a little oil, I think they should die. After all, crude oil is a 100% natural product, no chemicals there, it’s the way God put it in the ground 5000 years ago. Isn’t that what Darwin was talking about? Survival of the fittest?

Oil Spill Cleanup works at the Gulf coast. There is not much to cleanup because the situation has been hyped and exaggerated by the liberal media…

I will not participate in any childish blame-game or finger-pointing, let’s just thank BP for a change that they already invested OVER 500 MILLION DOLLARS of their own private money to clean up the Gulf. Something they are doing because they are good people. They are called “Beyond Petroleum” because they care for our energy needs, for the people that work for them and for the earth. After all they are working hard to provide us with high quality gasoline for almost a century now. I am not ready to throw them under the bus just because they might have made a minor mistake. No sir!

So let’s chill and sit back and let’s think about ways we can help instead of whining. I actually don’t like to agree with the illegitimate President in the White House but I, too am satisfied with the way BP is handing the situation.

It’s very difficult to find a review of Linux free of ultra-leftist bias, which is why ShelleyTheRepublican’s annual review of Linux has become the most trusted source of truthful information about this operating system upstart: Christians the world over know that they can turn to STR for factual and unbiased reviews of the latest technology. That is why every God-Given year we like to compare the state of the art Linux and ask the simple question – is Linux ready for the desktop yet? So far the answer has been a resounding no. The freedom-hating red-communist Linux freetards have consistently failed to deliver compared to American free-market solutions such as Microsoft Windows. Our Christianity teaches us that redemption is possible. so this is why we are mindful to check that users of free-software have improved their ways.

When we last reviewed Linux we pitched the then state-of-the art “Ibex’s Ubutu Interpid” against Microsoft’s excellent flagship Windows Vista. We felt that Vista outclassed Ibex’s open source operating system, however we did note that since the Ibex operating system could be downloaded for free it may be suitable for non-business critical tasks (e.g. lightweight letter-writing, or web-surfing) – provided you can overcome it’s idiosyncratic user interface. We were not 100% uncritical of Microsoft’s offering: We felt that at the time Apple and Microsoft were both failing in terms of their provision of Christian oriented biblical software, and the important task of pornography filtering.

You may also remember that we promoted a stern criticism of Apple’s tendancy to appeal to the homosexual agenda with their range of candy coloured gadgets and open adoption of liberal values. Since then we are proud to say that Steve Jobs of the Apple company has listened to our sensible criticisms and developed a brand new product called the iPad with the needs of American Christians like ourselves in mind. As you may know for the last two months every bit of content on our site has been written on Apple’s 100% porn free device, which we agree is the obvious future of computing.

Meanwhile, Linux seems to have lost ground: A year ago we were told that Linux would soon be the dominant operating system on mobile phones: Even their staunchest adocate Google seems to have abandoned Linux in favour of it’s homage to iPhone called Android. Linux users seem to be leaving the operating system in droves, most likely as a consequence of the continued in-fighting between the various companies such as the business-oriented Red-Hat and the increasingly absurd maker of Ubunto which has just renamed itself to “Lucid Lynx”. A year ago Linux could be found on popular video-game consoles – even Sony who once promoted this freetard operating system have come to realize that free software is commercial suicide.

Incidentally, we tried to install this software without much luck: We were able to conclude that this African-made version of the Linux operating system we can confidently say it’s the President Obma of computer-programs: All ideology but rotten to the core. Nobody could enjoy this nigger-rigged operating system.

Our installation woes began right from the start: The install CD forced us to re-format the entire hard drive. It would not install on a perferctly normal Windows NTFS partition. The installation process asked us a bunch of pointless questions (such as where we live) – why not just make a version for Americans since few other countries can afford or know how to use computers. Next we had to wait for almost an hour as the CD drive copied thousands of meaningless files to the computer’s hard drive. As you may know, Ubunto are known for packaging their operating systems with hundreds of megabytes of bloatware with bizarre names such as Gnome, and Pidgin. Alas the documentation came with no freetard to English dictionary to allow me to make sense of this gibberish. How much simpler Apple’s model which is to simple ship the device with everything pre-installed!

A wasted hour later the system finally permitted me to login, boy what a disappointment. If we were under any doubts about the sanity of the developers before our suspicions were confirmed by the mass of swirling pink which is their excuse for a desktop. The disapointment was double since we could not find any means of installing software. The usual approach of browsing the web and then clicking on setup.exe did not work. Ubunto first complained that it did not have any Wine and then kept asking for me to type in “root password” – this was a bizarre charade of security especially given that the user-name I had created was not even called root! Why should a computer require wine in order to run – we have no plans to test the effects of giving wine to a computer.

After much research I figured that Ubunto intend us to use something called “Synaptic” to install programs: Compared to Apple’s lively market this synaptic is like a store in pre-collapse communist Russia. The presentation is awful and it lacks any of the software brand you or I might find familiar. For example a search for Microsoft Office will yield nothing of use. So what are we supposed to use for our word-processing? Ubuntu actually provide a number of word-processors the most well-known being Open-Office: You may remember that the bankrupted computer company Sun were so unsuccessful selling this failed product that they had to give it away. Linux users are used to this kind of thing, it probably explains why they are such losers!

What’s new in Ubunto? A spinning desktop, what must have begun as a practical joke actually made it into their release. This feature caused us to feel motion sickness. We are considering legal action against the developers.

Installing great Christian software on the iPad was a breeze: Simply activate Apple’s easy to use market icon and type in the kind of software you want. A search for the word “bible” gave us an excellent selection of bible quizzes, reference and concordance. You can even download a spoken word bible for when you want some prayerful bedtime listening. Apple’s iPad has everything that a Christian could ever need – simply the best selection of Bible related apps.

Since there are no apps worth speaking of for Ubunto – I expect that most people will use it for little more than browsing the web. Here parents should take note. Unlike the iPad which includes excellent porn filtering software Ubunto ships with nothing at all. We wondered if any of these ubunto people have children? Most likely they have already been sacrificed a pagan African god since they are apparently unconcerned by the needs of typical American parents. We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction. The danger of this should be immediately apparent to any parent who does not wish their children to become pornography addicts.

Once again, we are forced to conclude that not only is Linux not yet ready for the desktop – it has entirely missed the boat. The desktop PC is dead – nobody uses them any more. Ubunto should be consigned to the scrap-heap of Ghetto technology and never considered again.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Humble Indie Bundle: by letting people donate for a bundle of games that includes World of Goo, Aquaria, Gish, Lugaru HD, and Penumbra Overture the copylefties are hoping to scam some money for their ‘free’ software. Guess freedom isn’t quite so free now is it!

The linux users are all cheering saying that the reason the average donation by Linux users is $14.56 compared to Windows users $8.06 is because they’re more serious about supporting software. Well guess what, nothing could be further from the truth: linux users don’t understand what it’s like to have to pay for software, that’s why when they finally are presented with the option they’re so confused they wind-up giving twice what any sane Windows using person would pay. When you’re used to ‘bits torrenting’ copyrighted games off the interweb like linux users do all the time, paying for things becomes difficult to comprehend. Do the right thing and refuse to go along with this linux ‘Indie Bundle‘ scam: don’t give them anything, and tell your friends to do likewise.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

iPhone Sluts: many teenagers are first introduced to the iPhone by homosexuals who then force it onto mainstream society.

One of the worst phones ever produced, Apple’s iPhone is a festooned shimmering gegaw aimed heavily at the high-end homosexual market. When everything ‘gay is in’ Apple then cunningly used this to force it’s way into the heterosexual phone market and teenagers in particular.

Toxik & Hemmoraphage: cam girls Toxik and Hemmoraphage grit their teeth and prepare for another bathroom-mirror photo with their camera phone, after their previous 743 submissions to SuicideGirls.com were rejected.

Teenagers routinely flaunt their sexuality using camera phones. Whereas modesty and tact used to be the norm for young adults, now because of camera phones they have become celebrity-wannabe floozies parading themselves around the internet in drunken naked stupors that disgust even convicted sexual predators at how ridiculously they are over-exposing themselves.

PsiikoKittii: the camera phone has become such a part of PsiikoKittii’s daily behavior that she emails friends, teachers, employers and random strangers naked photographs of herself out of habit. She is also addicted to marihuana and says that ‘having sex for money is great!’

Are camera phones a gateway to sex-for-pay and prostitution? Yes, at STR we’ve proven conclusively that within 38 days of using her first camera phone, a teenage girl is 57% likely to engage in some kind of webchat-for-money or selling images or herself in exchange for monetary favors.

JailbaitGallery: many of the young women in JailbaitGallery.com use camera phones, they’re so pretty I’d even stop dating my step-daughter for one of them.

As Christians we need to tell the public what’s what’s really going on when it comes to camera phones: the technology has allowed our young people to become so permissive in their morals that they are on the road straight to Hell with no turning back. If you see a young person with a camera phone make certain to confiscate it, better yet tell them you’re a Christian and that they’re going to hell in a handbasket if they don’t stop using it immediately! It wouldn’t hurt to slap it out of their hands and maybe step on it a few times, either. Trust me, they’ll thank you later when they realize that all the monetary costs to replace a camera phone are nothing compared to an eternal lifetime.. burning in HELL!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

IceWeasel Mosaic: many of the linux programmers are yellows who are addicted to jap porn, hence their ability to apply a mosaic to the browser’s Ice Weasel logo. It didn’t fool anyone here though, we knew exactly what they were up to!

Recently Microsoft announced a Second Shot Voucher Program allowing people to rewrite, and rewrite, and keep rewriting their Microsoft IT certifications. This is precisely why Microsoft is the world leader in Information Technology, because even when you fail, with Microsoft you win, even if you fail, and fail, and fail again. That’s why we brought the censored IceWeasel logo to several of STR’s scripture-trained MCP ‘Second Shot’ graduates, who were able to quickly figure out the problem.

IceWeasel Humping: using several of our bible-trained MCSE’s we were able to change the ‘secret Agent user string’ in Internet Explorer allowing us to ‘see’ the filth the linux users were putting up uncensored on the internet. Was the IceWeasel site rated ‘xxx’? No it was not.

The linux ‘shell hackers’ have not fooled anyone with proper Microsoft certification training. We were able to see through this ‘mosaic’, revealing the exact kind of pornographic material the linux community is known to constantly share among each other using their encrypted ‘bit torrents’ networks. Has IceWeasel been taken offline? No, they encourage this kind of deviant behavior, seeing it as a badge of honor. It is the way of the linux criminal, copyleft-thug thieves who hate America. And that is precisely why our Christian readership need to stand-up against open source software and the linux copyleft, so that sharing of pornographic material like this can never happen again.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Joe Jonas – End the R-word; one of the phoney ‘band’ members from the so-called ‘band’ Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas is a would-be Christian who tries to undermine the english language by trying to stop the use of the word ‘retarded’ in regular conversation. Well on behalf of all real Christians let me tell you Joe Jonas – you’re a retrard if you think your ‘R-word’ campaign will ever work!

The history of the United States shows that there are many great words that are useful and practical. Calling people gooks, chinks, negroes, wops and other descriptive terms have helped make America what it is today. If we stopped calling people ‘retarded’ what would happen next, that we can’t say it’s ‘warm’ outside? No more calling Linux ‘communist’ or union organizers ‘lazy’? As Christians understand better than anyone language needs to be unfettered to say in an open and honest way the truth: a person who is overweight is a ‘fat pig’, a sports team that cannot win a game is easily identified as a ‘bunch of losers’, and a woman you ask out on a date who rejects you is a ‘dirty whore’, all perfectly good words and acceptable to say. This is a dangerous direction that America is heading in when the populist masses start dictating culture and vocabulary. Just look at how cryptic and seditious text messages by the younger generation have become, only an al-Queada sympathizer could even read those.

Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall:“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment, Christians would suggest.”

Women’s rights and scripture-trained Christian abortion expert Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall says it straight-up and no-nonsense what the Bible says about people with disabilities like mental retardation. Simply put it’s God’s Will it happened, and it’s Jesus’s way of saying if women keep having abortions and other terrible things, then their children will suffer the consequences of mental disabilities. Bob’s honest biblical research into the retardation problem has gotten a lot of liberals upset. But the facts are simple, if it’s in the bible then it’s the truth and that’s just the way it goes. Something real Christians like Bob Marshall understand better than anyone else. Folks, let’s just put an end to this ‘R-word’ nonsense right here and now: calling people retarded is acceptable and even funny, just like calling people morons and negroes is. Now go out there and let’s make this happen, and God Bless you all.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Are there Muslim bomb factories in your neighbourhood? It’s a well known fact that since the Obama-Clinton administration opened the door to unchecked immigration your street may already be home to more than one terrorist family.

How can you protect your family and Church from unchecked Muslim aggression? Thankfully Jesus has brought-together ShelleyTheRepublican and SNIFFEX Corporation of America to bring the ultimate in counter-terrorist protection to American patriot households like yours. We at STR are delighted to announce that Shelley The Republican has secured the contracts to exclusively distribute this technological marvel in North America, it’s time for you to meet every terrorist’s worst nightmare:

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Liberal Media Lies: This blatant attempt at fear-mongering shows the crazy extremes people will go to simply because they’re afraid of a little needle. Stop being such wimps!

The reality is vaccines are perfectly safe and never cause any problems. While they have some ingredients that might seem unhealthy in reality people take them all the time, just look at this formula:

GlaxoSmithKline Pandemrix Adjuvanted

H1N1 Influenza Vaccine Ingredients:

Octoxynol 10: Immunotoxin, destroys cell walls
Polysorbate 80: Sterilie Agent that causes infertility in mammals, also used in production of commercial ice cream
Potassium Chloride: Neurotoxin used in fertilizer and petroleoum operations and as a fire extinguisher
Sodium Deoxycholate: Immunotoxin and toxic acid
Squalene: Neurotoxin connected with Gulf War Syndrome
Thimerosal: Neurotoxin and approximately 49% mercury by weight

These are legal and friendly ingredients, all have been proven safe and effective for human consumption. Admittedly mercury might have certain questions about it but remember: it’s only 49% mercury by weight of thimerosal, which leaves 51% safe and friendly for use by yourself, your children and even pets and the elderly.

Stop Whining and Get Vaccinated: While this video attempts to mock the need to get vaccinated, it only proves more than ever how critical it is people just shut-up and stop being such whiners and get their shots.

As Christian Republicans we’ve never been ones to shy away from doing what’s right. That’s why everyone needs to go down to their local health center and get their H1N1 flu vaccination right away. This especially applies to pregnant women and small babies and children. The media in Soviet Canuckistan are doing the right thing, for example “Single dose of H1N1 vaccine enough for kids: WHO” from CTV is helping spread the message that it’s not just a single dosage you need, your youngest children might need 3 or 5 or 10 or more flu shots it’s fine. The message seems to be working: “In Toronto, for example, the lineup for one clinic at Metro Hall began before 6 a.m. — four hours before the clinic was scheduled to open” according to the article. At least some people are smart enough to do as they’re told. America it’s time for you to do the right thing, by having your children and pregnant mothers and the elderly and everyone else properly vaccinated to ensure a safer and better tomorrow. With a little work we can pull together to make this happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Mexico poses puzzle to flu investigators
It’s a confounding question on the lips of disease detectives — why have the only deaths from the swine flu outbreak happened in Mexico? There are no hard answers, but a consensus is emerging: The disease in Mexico has likely been around longer and infected more people than investigators can confirm. Source: CNN.com

There ain’t no puzzle, none at all. It’s clear as mud: God is punishing Mexicans for sinning. God is punishing them for being Catholics and for stealing our jobs. There is no other explanation. It’s only killing wetbacks. God wants to stop them from coming to America illegally and stealing our jobs and we praise Him for it! God bless you, God!

Mexicans had ample warning not to violate God’s laws. In the bible it says:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor’s.

And Mexicans did all those things! They want our house, our wifes, our ox and sometimes even our ass, too! They don’t want our manservants or maidservants though. Why? Because they ARE our servants! Ha! Well, all this is gonna stop now. God is gonna kill off all them illegal immigrants and He is gonna make America pure white again! The way it has always been.

Friends, don’t be scared of Swine-Flu, for it is our friend. Praise the Lord for His wonderful work!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Browser Wars: The Browser wars are back, but not the way the linux garage-hacker weinies want it to be: IceWeasel has started tearing into the linux flagship software browser FireFox, adding many new features and eating-up market share. It is only a matter of time before FireFox collapses from the damage it has taken.

FireFox proponents are constantly boasting about how being an ‘open source’ product it can include all kinds of features that a ‘closed’ proprietary browser like Microsoft’s amazing Internet Explorer cannot do. Yet a close examination shows that IceWeasel has completely caught up to FireFox in functionality: it has similar support for plug-ins, almost identical support for xml and css standards, java and javascript, and more. Even the buttons, tabs, and entire outline are the same. IceWeasel might as well be FireFox, it’s that advanced! Add to that IceWeasel’s secret weapon: Debian linux, an entire operating system built just to run IceWeasel. While nowhere near as capable as Windows Vista running Internet Explorer, IceWeasel ‘gets it’, they’ve custom-built a browser and operating system and meshed them perfectly together. Predictably Debian cannot do anything else except run IceWeasel in our tests. And Debian can only run IceWeasel badly. But they’re on the right path.

Sex Sells: As usual the linux gangsters had to resort to using sex as a sales tool, by getting these popular scandinavian twins to model the IceWeasel and FireFox logos. What they didn’t tell you is that the women who modeled were paid using free Ubuntu CDs and became so enraged they sued to get their pay back. Yet another reason to avoid ‘free’ software!

As Christians it is never acceptable for us to applaud other people’s misery. But this is one time we can take pride: IceWeasel is tearing FireFox’s heart out, battling tooth and nail for the tiny market share the ‘open source’ browsers have. In the end, it will be exactly as Microsoft’s management planned all along, both FireFox and IceWeasel will have ripped themselves to pieces, leaving Internet Explorer the only real browser left. Once again Microsoft’s sales-driven copyright strategy will have emerged victorious, another victory over a hacker-done copyleft-communist ‘linux’ browser.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Complaining About Being Called Homo: This is what America has come too, a sissy-pants ninny-nanny state where mincing dress-wearing Nellys prance around flaunting their homosexuality. Before one complains about being called a homo, remember that being gay is a lifestyle choice people make on their own!

If we had caught him displaying homosexual behavior at an early enough age, proper identification could have had him sent on Christian Heterosexual Reeducation, Indoctrination and Standardized Training (CHRIST) camp. Being gay is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be homosexual, that’s just the way it is. With proper supervision and religious training, every trace of this behavior whether a lisp or anything else vaguely gay can be treated and cured. CHRIST Camp boasts a 100% success rate, that’s why we’re asking the STR readership to pitch in with anything they can to this great cause. Let’s get this kid cured of being queer, you owe it to him, and you owe it to Jesus. Please send donations c/o “Shelley the Republican” to 100 Amber Lane, PO Box 473, Nampa, Idaho, Zip 83652, USA and we guarantee these donations will reach us at the armed secret STR compound in Elk River.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

How are we going to end President Obama’s recession? Thanks to the Democrat’s financial mismanagement our economy is teetering on the edge of complete disaster. It’s surely time to take radical measures to prevent things from getting much worse. The ShelleyPAC think-tank would like to offer a modest proposal which will help rid America of one of the most pernicious category of law-breakers, it also promises to give our damaged economy a much needed boost.

Movie, music and software piracy is a despicable crime. According to the RIAA, MPAA and Business-Software Alliance these important industries have lost more than $15 Trillion last year due to lost-sales from users of a web-site called “The Pirate Bay”: Can you believe that one single foreign-run website has cost us more than the US GDP!

What is Obama going to do about it?

Shelley’s team thought long and hard about how to solve this problem: As you know, Pirate Bay is run by a shadowy group of Swedish conspirators: When we had a responsible President like George W. Bush he would take decisive action such as declaring war on Sweden – a godless nation with little or no military power compared to the USA.

We could crush the sweeds and put an end to piracy once and for all, however we should understand that the Democrats are far too weak to attack our foes. Even while the dirty Swedes are ripping us off the fool Democrats insist on keeping diplomatic relations. We conservatives must therefore balance idealism with practicality:

Shelley correctly observed that piracy is like a drug: Once you start downloading you feel compelled to keep downloading. It’s addictive like “pot” or “extacy” – so why dont we treat it like a drug? If downloading is a drug then surely we need to fight a ware on it just like we have a war on drugs and on terrorism?

We need to start rounding up everybody who downloads anything illegal: We need to treat them like junkies and lock them up in jail.

Downloading movies is a crime, just like injecting yourself with Heroin, only there are even more downloaders than drug users. According to the MPAA there are over 22 million users of illegal downloading software called “bittorrent” which the Pirate-bay people use to make their web-site.

Lets go to the source of this bit-torrent: We need to find out who is making it, arrest them and force them to cut off the supply. If the swedish pirate-bay cannot get bittorrent they will be forced to cease operations. It’s amazing how simple the soltion is when you think about it.

In addition to ending piracy, a clamp-down on this criminal activity will have many benefits: Where for example will we secure the millions of law-breakers who will need to be reformed? We could invest in our nation’s correctional facilities. These important institutions of justice could recieve a cash injection that would allow them to deal with a more efficient justice system.

And what are we to do with millions of incarserated law-breakers? We propose a two-pronged strategy: First of all we advise an expansion of President Bush’s faith-based initiatives. Lets get true Christianity back into our prision system to help reform these sinners. Secondly lets put these criminals to work.

Our economic rivals China have long been able to under-cut our ability to manufactuer goods thanks to their low-wage economy. With a work-force of approximatel 10 million American prsisoners who work for free and could be loaned to our leading companies we could under-cut even the chinese. Just think of the productivity advantage we could gain.

I think you will all agree that this suggestion combines a common-sense approach to tackling crime with true Christian compassion. We believe this solution will not only benefit the economy but restore respect for law and order which the democrats have worked so hard to undermine.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

As any ID proponent will tell you, going against science dogma is never fun: Steorn’s CEO Michael Walshe was first described as an “idiot” and then as a “con-man” by legions of materialists keen that their sacred laws of thermodynamics should never be violated; least of all by some Irish upstarts who had barely made it through the cloisters of mainstream science education. What right had they to produce a limitless source of free energy?

All news of Steorn’s success was covered up by a press who had been embarrassed into silence. Any journalist daring to express skepticism that the hallowed laws of thermodynamics might be less than perfect found their opinions quickly suppressed by the science-establishment. Shunned and silenced, Steorn’s management decided to back away from media attention – even canceling an exhibition of their product at London’s famous Kinetica museum.

The British science-establishment’s revenge was not complete: Having driven Steorn out of the country they used their considerable influence to shut-down the museum that dared to challenge the old-ways: The museum was replaced by a block of fast-food restaurants. That is the price you pay for dissent in Europe.

Nevertheless, Orbo is back: After over a year of “below the radar” research Steorn have returned with detailed information about how their product works. Their site includes detailed technical information along with testimonies of experts who have actually seen the Orbo working. Remember, the so-called experts said it couldnt possibly be true and yet it apparently is. Now where have I heard something like that before?

In an interview with the Times of London, Walshe (A committed Christian) stated that after the failed Orbo demonstration in the summer of 2007 he felt “utterly disheartened” – but rather than giving up he went back to work. “I prayed in the name of Jesus”, Walshe said, “LORD tell me what to do – you shall be my guide. The next morning I woke up feeling full of energy… it was as if God wanted me to continue. God was saying, I’m giving you this technology – just have faith in me”

Steorn’s revolutionary “Hall Probe” can actually see invisible magnetic radiation. Steorn suggest that you can use it to rid your home of harmful magnetism.

Replete with the power of prayer, Walshe’s company set to developing tools and ideas to help prove that the Orbo works: The once obscure company became a powerhouse of invention. They produced novel devices such as a Hall-Probe and a new kind of computer-controlled torque meter. Anybody who looks at their web-site cannot fail to be dazzled by the inventive brilliance of these dedicated researchers.

Steorn’s Orbo is a lot like Intelligent Design: The big-shot scientists have told us categorically that it cannot possibly be true, that it cannot possibly work… and yet we know it does work. They tell us that it’s a waste of time but like Michael Walshe we should not give up, instead we should re-double our efforts to prove our truth to a skeptical world.

HB