Machete by Robert Rodriguez: while film buffs laud it as being ‘campy’, the reality is that Machete glorifies violence, Mexican homosexuality, illegal immigration, race war, Catholicism and hatred of the true protestant Jesus, and marihuana addiction. Then it gets bad.

With a cast that includes Danny Trejo (?), Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech ‘marihuana junkie’ Marin and Lindsay Lohan as the token white liberal idiot, the film is destined to go nowhere at the box office. Hollywood better learn fast, making a film about some smelly wetbacks isn’t what American’s want to see. The real America is one of tolerance and dignity and democratic values, why can’t the liberal media show that for once? Maybe because Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino hate Christian God-Fearing America almost as much as the illegal immigrants.

Arizona to the Rescue: so what if NAFTA was signed by the Mexicans even though the majority of the population was opposed: the millions of hispanics being displaced as Mexico’s economy is brought in line should stay on their side of the border, simple.

While we here at STR would never advocate racism of any kind we have to make it clear that now’s the time to take a stand: pledge your support for Arizona banning illegal brown-beaners crossing the border like a bunch of cockroaches, and make sure this horrible Machete film never is allowed to be played at a theater near you. America needs more of the good spicanos like Ricky Ricardo, not illegal border-jumping drug-peddling psychopaths.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Joe Jonas – End the R-word; one of the phoney ‘band’ members from the so-called ‘band’ Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas is a would-be Christian who tries to undermine the english language by trying to stop the use of the word ‘retarded’ in regular conversation. Well on behalf of all real Christians let me tell you Joe Jonas – you’re a retrard if you think your ‘R-word’ campaign will ever work!

The history of the United States shows that there are many great words that are useful and practical. Calling people gooks, chinks, negroes, wops and other descriptive terms have helped make America what it is today. If we stopped calling people ‘retarded’ what would happen next, that we can’t say it’s ‘warm’ outside? No more calling Linux ‘communist’ or union organizers ‘lazy’? As Christians understand better than anyone language needs to be unfettered to say in an open and honest way the truth: a person who is overweight is a ‘fat pig’, a sports team that cannot win a game is easily identified as a ‘bunch of losers’, and a woman you ask out on a date who rejects you is a ‘dirty whore’, all perfectly good words and acceptable to say. This is a dangerous direction that America is heading in when the populist masses start dictating culture and vocabulary. Just look at how cryptic and seditious text messages by the younger generation have become, only an al-Queada sympathizer could even read those.

Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall:“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment, Christians would suggest.”

Women’s rights and scripture-trained Christian abortion expert Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall says it straight-up and no-nonsense what the Bible says about people with disabilities like mental retardation. Simply put it’s God’s Will it happened, and it’s Jesus’s way of saying if women keep having abortions and other terrible things, then their children will suffer the consequences of mental disabilities. Bob’s honest biblical research into the retardation problem has gotten a lot of liberals upset. But the facts are simple, if it’s in the bible then it’s the truth and that’s just the way it goes. Something real Christians like Bob Marshall understand better than anyone else. Folks, let’s just put an end to this ‘R-word’ nonsense right here and now: calling people retarded is acceptable and even funny, just like calling people morons and negroes is. Now go out there and let’s make this happen, and God Bless you all.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Anyway, the “president” wants to let homos fight like girls in the military, which I guess makes sense if ya wanna lose the glorious War on Terror but like a retired military man told me, “ya can’t protect the front AND protect the rear.”

I also talk about the travesty of convicting Scott Roeder in 37mins and the good common sense of Phyllis Schlafly talking about how women can’t be oppressed cuz they live longer than men. Why don’t lie-beral THINK??

God is Love!
BBN

One part of Obamascare that they don’t want y’all to know about it the sex clinics they wanna set up in government schools.  They don’t wanna talk about it at all for a couple of different reasons

• They wanna convince your kids that they’re really homos
• They wanna convince your kids that drinking fluoridated water and “smoothies” is more “healthy” than drinking something good like Coca Cola
• They wanna teach your kids about which food is aphrodisiacs (those are foods the force you to have sex after you eat them)

But most of all, they wanna make it real easy to for your 13 year old daughter to kill her precious pre-born!

Y’all don’t believe me? Just take a listen to one of the few smart women in America, Michelle Bachman, expose the liberal plan to have daily abortion field trips to Planned Parenthood…WITHOUT YOU KNOWING ABOUT IT!

WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMEN AND TELL ‘EM TO STOP ABORTION FIELD TRIPS NOW!!

The ObamaScare Culture of Death Bill just gets worse with every passing day. Not only does it force women to have abortions at the risk of jail time – not only does it mandate that the government will tell your grandma when where and how she’ll be killed, but now, thanks to the Liberty Council, we find out that Barak Osama Homo bin Laden wants to have power over whether you get to stay the same sex as you are right now!  IT’S TRUE!  Obamacide includes a bit that says that so-called “gender transformation surgery” is gonna be mandated if this prime example of socialized wickedness gets passed.  That means that Homobama’s jackbooted “citizen army” can bust into your house at any time of the day or night, grab your daughter and attach a penis to her. But I guess if you’re a lie-beral, that sex change you can believe in.

Briefly Patriotic – ObamaScare Mandates Sex Change Surgery

I also talk about how Maria Sotomayor ain’t got no chance in heck to get confirmed for the Supreme Court.  I been watching the hearings and y’all can follow me on that Twitter thing – @stronline.  I’ll do a wrap up in a little bit but when a nominee threatens a senator with a gun you can be pretty much sure that the rapture is coming soon!

God is Love!
BBN
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Internet pornography is the new crack cocaine, leading to addiction, misogyny, pedophilia, boob jobs and erectile dysfunction, according to clinicians and researchers testifying before a Senate committee Thursday.

“Pornography really does, unlike other addictions, biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive substance,” Satinover said. “That is, it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what heroin can’t do, in effect.” Wired

If you take the time to check back in the past of the most notorious killers in history, in the past of Henry Lee Lucas, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and Theodore Robert Bundy you will find that they all have one single thing in common: Their addition of all kinds of porn. The porn industry has blood in their hands. We can not allow them to continue.

Do something. Today!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen

1. Obama is pro Homosexuality and pro “Gay Marriage”. Hundreds of studies, done all over the world prove that Gay Marriage destroys the religious institution of marriage.

There is no question about it: If we allow gay marriage, people will start to demand to being able to marry dogs or plants. You don’t believe me? Just read the FoxNew article on the British slut who married a dolphin! Just because the pointy snout turns you on, you don’t have to marry the damn, stupid beast!

Homosexuality is a sickness that needs to be rooted out, not supported. Homosexuality goes hand in hand with drug and child abuse and we must stop it whatever it costs.

2. Obama is pro Abortion. 50 Million Americans have been killed which makes it a bigger tragedy than the Holocaust in Nazi Germany. Our “President” is trying to weaken the American society by killing the youngest of us and therefore splitting up families out of grief and pain.

If abortion ain’t considered murder it considerably weakens the morals of our society. People will start believing its just find to kill other human beings.

3. Obama is pro Terrorism. How can we feel safe with a “President” that does not think terrorism is a real threat, with a “President” that even pals around with terrorists? Obama has definite connections to terrorist cells himself. Some even say he IS a “one man terror cell”.

The Taliban in America, a sad reality because our negro “President” ain’t man enough to stand up to terrorism.

4. Obama has no morals. The “President” admitted to have taken drugs on several occasions. We all know that a drug addict can’t be cured. Once a junkie, always a junkie.

What happens if somebody offers him a line of snow or a shot of heroin? Scary thought: The leader of the free world can be bought with simple street drugs.

Folks, we need to impeach Obama. He has failed us: He promised to fix the economy, he didn’t, he promised us hope and prosperity but all he did is make things worse.

Please contact your representative in congress and urge them to begin impeachment proceedings. If we get to work right away we can get McCain/Palin in the White House by the end of the year!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Today is inauguration day. The day the constitution of the United States will be killed. On this day a non-American illegal immigrant will be declared the President of the United States. I consider this day on of the darkest in American history. Today my friends it’s official: Terrorists won, America lost. Seven years ago, Osama Bin Laden killed 3000 fellow citizens and today we will make on of the our own President. What a shame.

The following will make sure you understand what life under Barack Hussein Obama really means.

Abortion: Obama is a huge abortion supporter. In the last years 50 Million innocent American babies were killed through abortion. Obama even voted against saving babies that survived abortion attempts in the Illinois house. This means if a late term abortion is being done and the baby survived nevertheless, Obama voted for killing the living, breathing baby right there after birth by drowning it. Don’t believe me? Look it up, do your homework.

God help us.

Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Readers,

I just recently came across these shocking articles:

A gang murdered and mutilated a 10-year-old albino girl in Tanzania – because they wanted to sell her body parts to witch doctors.

Albino body parts – A hot demand in Burundi. A man and a teenage girl who were killed in Burundi were reportedly found dead with their legs and arms missing. Police also confirmed that the tip of the girl’s tongue was also removed.

Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about one in 3,000 people here. Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich.

For good Christians like me it’s shocking how prevalent the culture of death really is in Africa. In that case though we might be able to understand Barack Obama’s motivation to become president.

Quick facts:

• Obama is a negro
• Obama hates white people
• Obama has practiced witchcraft and voodoo in the past
• Obama’s allegiance is with his African tribe rather than with the American people

Folks, wake up! Can’t you see what Obama’s plans for America are? As soon as he is in office we will slaughter Americans and ship our body parts to his family in Africa for voodoo magic purposes! That is how they do it! My God, don’t let him become president!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Friends,

When it comes to pure fear mongering and hatred against America, nobody is worse than Alex Jones. Jones uses his position as syndicated radio talk show host and his access to the hearts and minds of up to 10 million listeners worldwide to sell cheap junk such as water filters, healing stones and other junk that is supposed to protect them from the evil people that control the planet. It might very well be the biggest con-job ever perpetrated on the American airwaves.

Jones, the maker of movies like “Zeitgeist” and “Loose Change 9/11” claims to fight for the American public and against a so called “New World Order” which he claims is trying to “exterminate 90% of mankind with material support of space aliens”. Unnamed sources confirm that he in fact is laughing about the gullibility of his listenership that keep buying his lies and distortions as well as all kinds of nonsense like storeable foods, magic teddy bears and silver coins. “The stuff I am selling can’t be too stupid that these morons won’t buy it” he is quoted by our sources inside the Alex Jones team. His personal wealth is very substantial after 13 years of on the air fear mongering. He is even going so far as to promoting dangerous hemp products on the air. Even though we all know badly hemp and its users are damaging the American society and we all know how expensive the war on drugs is, he still is promoting the use and sale of hemp on his radio show.

Alex Jones likes to be portrayed as young and hip when all he is, is a rancid old snakeoil salesman!

Perhaps the worst aspect of his daily radio broadcast is the open hatred against the Leader George W. Bush and the American government. I call for the arrest of Alex Jones and all his affiliates for the good of the Homeland. His wild-eyed conspiracy crap is polluting the minds of his listeners every day. This is especially bad when you take into consideration that America is in the midst of a fundamental transaction into a new societal structure using scientific methods of a kind the world has never been seen.

The young Alex Jones stuffing himself at MacDonalds, enjoying the fruits of American labor and ingenuity, yet all he has to offer is fear, stupid conspiracy theories and lies directed at the government. Y’all know me, I am a 100% pro life but this is the best damn argument for abortion I’ve ever heard. Maybe we should consider retroactive abortion in his case.

It is time that we acknowledge threats like this and deal with them accordingly. Human scum like that has to be sorted out of the American society. Today or better even yesterday.

Thanks for reading.
May God continue to bless America.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City