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Friends,

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What has the new negro president given us so far?

1. Millions of murdered (aborted) babies around the world.
2. A massive Tax increase.
3. Trillions of dollars in gifts to the super-wealthy liberals.
4. More hatred towards the white majority.

Reversed racism is racism, too, Mr. “President”. You made it very clear that you don’t like white people but now you are going too far!

The nomination of Mexican bigot and racist Sonia Sotomayor has shocked America to the core. Ms. Sotomayor has stated repeatedly that she will rule in favor of other Mexicans no matter what!

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich branding her a racist and saying she should withdraw.

Gingrich today joined the chorus of conservatives such as Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, who called Sotomayor a “reverse racist.”

The accusations are aimed at comments Sotomayor made during a 2001 lecture at the University of California-Berkeley. Referring to former Justice Sandra Day O’Connor’s saying that “a wise old man and wise old woman will reach the same conclusion in deciding cases,” Sotomayor said, “I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.” Source: ABC News

How dare she doing this to us? We paid for her education. We gave her jobs through our affirmative action programs and this is how she thanks us? I ain’t saying beaners aren’t good gardeners or nannies but they should not decide over the life of white people, especially not if they have already announced that they hate white people.

I hope you liberals are happy. Obama is in the process of destroying America and it’s all your fault! You just make me sick!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

Mexican illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

Arab illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws th e glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

‘In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’

Friends,

From time to time we like to feature the very best of your emails. Today’s email came from a true patriot with a great sense of humor. It’s a great, practical tip that will no doubt be of great help to our readers who live in border states.

———- Forwarded message ———-

From: REDACTED@aol.com >
Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:21 PM
Subject: Emergency Room
To: jimmy@shelleytherepublican.com

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick! After all.

Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat..

The girl who was stoned to death for falling in love

by NATALIE CLARKE

A teenage girl lies dead on the ground in a pool of her own blood.
Her once groomed hair is cast across her face like a rag doll’s, her skirt pulled up to complete her humiliation.

In another image, she is seen lying on her side, her face battered and bloodied, barely recognisable.

The concrete block used to smash in her face lies next to her.

Du’a Khalil Aswad was beaten, kicked and stoned for 30 minutes at the hands of a lynch mob before one of her attackers launched a carefully aimed fatal blow.

The murder was carried out in public, watched by hundreds of men cheering and yelling. Du’a’s crime? To fall in love with a Sunni boy. Her family practised the Yezidi religion.

The Sunnis and Yezidis hate each other. When Du’a ran away with her Sunni boyfriend, a sentence of death was passed on her.

This act of medieval savagery took place last month in a town in northern Iraq, in the fledgling ‘democracy’ created by Bush and Blair when they invaded the country in 2003 and ‘freed’ its people.

The sickening scenes, which defy belief in every sense, were captured by some of the observers and participants who thought it would be proper to record these harrowing events as some sort of memento.

Perhaps they thought it would serve as a warning to other young people who dared to follow their hearts – not the strictures of a religion which will not brook dissent – and punishes adolescent impetuosity with the most brutal of public murders.

The killing was filmed on a number of mobile phones. The images were then – all too predictably – posted on the internet.

The Mail takes no pleasure in publishing these pictures. But we believe our readers should witness the depths of the depravity still being carried out in the 21st century in the name of ‘honour’.

Perhaps, then, something can be done to prevent it happening again.

Of course, anyone who takes even a passing interest in news is all too aware of the tragedy that has engulfed the people of Iraq: the daily bombings, murders and kidnappings.

The subjugation of its women, however, has been largely ignored. Yet according to cultural observers, the number of so-called ‘honour killings’ has increased in Iraq since the fall of Saddam Hussein.

Campaigners say there is an ‘epidemic’ of such killings in the wartorn country. Autopsy reports in Baghdad often conclude with the verdict: “Killed to wash away her disgrace.”

The filming of Du’a’s death was just one more macabre element of her killing, but it has achieved something those bloodthirsty amateur filmmakers could not have predicted: it has brought such practices into the open and exposed them to the wider world.

It is, of course, too late for Du’a, a strikingly pretty young girl with long auburn hair. The 17-year-old must have hoped that the ‘liberation’ of her country would afford her opportunities she might otherwise never have had – for her education and a life of happiness free from oppression.

She lived with her family in the town of Bashika, near Mosul. They were neither rich nor poor.

It is believed Du’a met her Sunni boyfriend – whose name is not known – several months ago. They had grown up in an environment where hatred against rival factions is the norm.

The Yezidis – a Gnostic sect which combines Islamic teachings with Persian religions – despise the Sunnis; the Sunnis loathe the Yezidis.

Du’a and her boyfriend would have been all too aware that theirs was a forbidden love. But like so many teenagers before them, right back to the illicit love of Romeo and Juliet, they couldn’t help themselves.

For a while, they met in secret. It was during one such highly charged meeting that they came up with a plan to run away together.

It is not clear whether this desperate measure was a result of their having sought and been refused permission to marry, or if they decided to do it knowing that such permission would never be obtained.

“Her family would never have agreed to such a marriage,” says Diana Nammi, a leading Kurdish women’s rights campaigner.

Some Muslim groups have claimed that Du’a converted to Islam shortly before her murder. According to other reports, her boyfriend denies this.

They ran away together to an address in Bashika. The girl’s family alerted the police and Du’a and her boyfriend were found just a few days later.

According to Ms Nammi, who is calling for the girl’s killers to be brought to justice, Du’a was arrested and put into prison.

A few days later, the police apparently received assurances from the leader of her tribe – who Ms Nammi believes is Du’a’s uncle – that the girl would not be harmed.

What happened next is the subject of conflicting reports. According to some, the house of the tribal leader was stormed by a mob and Du’a dragged out and killed.

Ms Nammi, however, says she has information that it was the tribal leader who betrayed his niece to the mob. In this man’s eyes, Du’a had committed an unforgiveable crime, punishable by death.

The family’s ‘honour’ had been besmirched. The moment Du’a was placed in his house, her fate was sealed.

On April 7, Du’a was brought out of the house in a headlock to face the lynch mob. Hundreds of men were waiting for her – the excited atmosphere is said to have resembled a large sporting event – but no women.

On the video, Du’a’s screams can be heard as she is dragged to the ground. In a further humiliation, her lower body has been stripped.

Instinctively, Du’a tries to cover herself; only later was a piece of clothing thrown over her.

She is surrounded by an enormous crowd jockeying for a good view of the ritualistic killing. About nine men take part in the attack, including, it is thought, members of the girl’s family.

To any father of a daughter, that a helpless girl should be set upon with such cowardly savagery is beyond comprehension. One can barely imagine her terror.

It is a profoundly disturbing spectacle. One man kicks her hard between the legs as she screams in agony. Du’a tries to lift herself up, but someone hurls a concrete block into her face.

Another man stamps on her face. Someone kicks her in the stomach. Police officers stand idly by, some of them apparently enjoying the spectacle as much as anyone else.

Meanwhile, some observers film the execution on their mobile phones – the modern world intruding on a spectacle that belongs more in the Roman arena than in an apparently civilised society.

After half an hour of this savagery, Du’a is finally – mercifully, perhaps – dead. In a final humiliation, a man tries to lift her up, but drops her again, and her bloodied body is rolled face down into a puddle of blood. The family has had its ‘honour’ restored.

According to Ms Nammi, Du’a’s parents did not want her to be stoned, though it is not clear whether they might have agreed for her to be killed in some other way.

After her murder, according to Ms Nammi, two men were arrested by Iraqi police, but she has heard they were subsequently released without charge.

Reports suggest that two of Du’a’s uncles and four other people fled the town as investigators began to search for the culprits. It is thought these included her brother, who appeared in the video of the murder.

As for Du’a’s boyfriend – who has lost the girl he loved in the most awful circumstances imaginable – he went into hiding for a while, but it is believed that no action has been taken against him.

Du’a was buried in a simple unmarked grave. Later, says Ms Nammi, her body was exhumed by the Kurdish authorities, who have autonomous control of the region, and sent to the Medico-legal Institute in Mosul.

There her body was examined to find out whether she had been a virgin or not, before being returned to the Sheikh Shams cemetery.

To our Western eyes, this posthumous assault on Du’a’s body is the final insult. But according to Ms Nammi, it did at least establish that she was still a virgin and innocent of the ‘crime’ of which she had been accused.

However, Ms Nammi believes the mere fact that Du’a had run off with a Sunni boy would have been enough to have her sentenced to death.

Meanwhile, the cycle of tit-for-tat murders continues in Iraq. In this instance, in an apparent act of retaliation for Du’a’s murder, 23 Yezidi workers were attacked and killed two weeks later, apparently by members of an armed Sunni group.

The men were travelling on a bus between Mosul and Bashika when their vehicle was halted by the gunmen, who made them disembark before killing them.

Tomorrow evening, Ms Nammi, founding member of the Iranian and Kurdish Women’s Rights Organisation, will lead a group of women meeting in Shoreditch, East London, to remember Du’a Khalil Aswad and give back to her the dignity torn from her by her violent death.

The women are pledged to campaign against the entrenched beliefs which lead to such senseless deaths – and the fact that the people who commit these crimes are not regarded as murderers, but as heroes of the community.

According to Ms Nammi, there have been an estimated 10,000 cases of honour killings in the Kurdistan region in the past decade.

Under Iraqi law, the punishment for anyone found guilty of an honour killing is just six months in prison.

“Something has to be done to stop this,” says Ms Nammi, who came to Britain in 1996. “There is an epidemic of so-called honour killings. It is almost routine and utterly unacceptable.

“We would greatly appreciate any contribution from the British Government in preventing these murders of women in Iraq.”

Ms Nammi has the support of Amnesty International.

“This young girl’s murder is truly abhorrent and her killers must be brought to justice,” says Kate Allen, Amnesty International UK Director.

“Unless the authorities respond vigorously to this and other reports of crimes in the name of “honour”, we must fear for the future of the women in Iraq.”

For the sake of 17-year-old Du’a, an innocent girl who simply fell in love with the wrong man, it is all too little, too late.

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Everybody knows the old poster saying: “WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE”. The modern perfected version of that poster is Crimestoppers USA.

Like my old friend Tristan Shuddery once said: “Everything worth owning, buying or using was invented in America!” And now true it is, still today. The non-profit organization Crimestoppers can be found in every civilized nation on earth.

Crimestoppers can be found in every county in America, just google your city name and crimestoppers, it surely comes up. In Iowa City for example you just dial 358-TIPS (8477) or, if you are a AT&T customer you just dial *TIPS, voilla!

For those of you who don’t know what Crimestoppers is, let me explain. It’s a hotline, in many cases already incorporated into the police departments. You can give them tips on criminal activity in your area. And EVERY successful tip will be rewarded with an amount of 50 – 1000 Dollars! The average sum paid out is 400 Dollars, tax free! I for one reported many incidences of crimes and earned 1400 Dollars so far! Are they performing abortions? It’s really worth to keep your eyes open and take a closer look at your neighbors. Are they hiring illegal aliens as nannies or gardeners? Are they gambling? Are they paying their taxes? If they do something wrong you can do something right. They land in jail and you get the money. It’s a wonderful thing. It not only improves the security, it really gives you a sense of community. I literally report ALL towel-heads I see, just to be on the safe side.

You can also submit your tips online at TIPSUBMIT.COM! This is a nationwide tip submission site. You can report all kinds of suspicious activity. Attention, students! Do you know somebody dealing drugs at your school? Do you know somebody that is carrying an unregistered weapon? Do you know a teacher having sex with their students? If so you can make a lot of money and get the xBox you always wanted! Maybe even an Atari Jaguar! You don’t even have to see the crime yourself! You can just mark “Another student told me about it” and once they got the criminal, YOU get the money! Just do it, help make America better!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

Dear Friends

I hate bringing you bad news so close to the celebration of the birth of our Lord and Savior but this shocking news just surfaced.

Sweden is the latest victim of million of muslim extremists immigration to the great European north. They did not bother to think twice about the long established fact that islam IS in fact a religion of hate and violence.

Swedish girls are getting raped by the thousands every year by muzlim perpetrators. I investigated little known facts about this grizzly crime wave:

An muzlim priest in Copenhagen sparked a political outcry after publicly declaring that women who refuse to wear headscarves are ?asking for rape.? Apparently, he?s not the only one thinking this way. ?It is not as wrong raping a Swedish girl as raping an Arab girl,? says Hamid. ?The Swedish girl gets a lot of help afterwards, and she had probably f*cked before, anyway. But the Arab girl will get problems with her family. For her, being raped is a source of shame. It is important that she retains her virginity until she marries.?

We at ShelleyTheRepublican.com want to issue a stern warning towards our current and any future leadership: This can happen here and it will happen here if we allow the hateful muzlim agenda to spread throughout this great land of ours!

Don’t let it happen here! Punish muzlims before they punish us.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley The Republican

Dear Friends

During the last STR-prayer meeting we, the editors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com voted for this weeks “Hero of the Week”. It was no competition, really. Our good personal friend, radio talk show personality: Mr. Michael Savage of the Savage Nation won the title once again for his amazing rant about the muzlims book of hate!

Download:

Islam is about oppression, about hate, killing and terrorist attacks, pain, suffering, humiliation, mutilation, torture and war. They practice cruelty against children, women and animals, they rule by the sharia law which demands stoning for even minor offenses. Islam is NOT a religion of peace. That is a simple fact and it needs to be said. Period.

Thank you Michael for speaking out! Thanks for telling America the truth. You are not only STR’s favorite person but my personal hero, too.

God bless you my friend,
Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Friends

As mentioned before, one of my all time favorite website and now the official partner site of STR is: JTF.org, the Jewish Task Force. These great Jewish patriots are clear thinkers with extremely strong values and a never ending love for the homeland.

The Jewish Task Force keeps reminding it’s members of one of the most serious threats to the homeland: Negro Violence. These so called “African Americans” are responsible for more murders than any other race in America’s proud history. Their claiming that they are the victim of racism themselves is a clever cover up of their own utter racism.

Quote from the JTF: “The black Hitler Al Sharpton and his racist minions … in the protest against “white racism” He said a few years back that he wants to “slap white people”

Another example is the radio talkshow host Terry Anderson.

On his website he proudly posts pictures of lynchings, laughing bout it and saying “Jobs Americans wont do! Mexicans will do! Lynchings! Look! Nigga!“.

I can’t help but think that slavery is not the worst of solution to contain black violence. Negroes seem to have a strong tendency towards voilence, racism and bigotry.

It’s time to get active friends.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Friends,

Not so long ago, I told you the story of how a deranged, violent cyclist caused over $600 worth of damage to my truck. Later I told you how I, as an innocent victim attempted to make peace with the cycle-maniac, even though the accident was entirely his stupid fault.

A typical cyclist: He has no respect for the law, and will take any risk for his “thrill ride”. Should we allow this kind of person on our highways? Is it fair that the law should protect outlaws like him at the expense of victims such as myself?

It seems that my peace offering was rejected – and the matter went to court. Since the facts were on my side, I was confident of victory. Unfortunately, the Devil had a different plan for me: The court was totally biased and failed to even listen to my arguments about the inherent danger of bicycles and the irresponsible people who ride them.

I had prepared an extensive dossier that showed the ways that cyclists mis-behave on American highways, but the judge forbade me from presenting this testimony, claiming that it was “not relevant” to the proceedings. She also did not take heed of the fact that I had good reason to believe the cyclist was an illegal immigrant – it seems that this court-case had been decided before I even set foot in court.

Instead of having the courage to represent himself, the cyclo-vandal was represented by a big-city attorney: He presented a crock of BS sob-story about how the incident was entirely my fault and how his client was the real “victim” and had suffered as a result of my “negligence”.? With a sinking heart, I could see that the case was turning against me:

One of the dangers of having a case heard in a big city is that the jury were obviously composed of liberals, homos and Islamofascists. Had they bothered to check the scriptural references I offered in my defense they would never have found against me.

To crown this legal fiasco, I was fined $30,000 in damages, had my driving license revoked. I explained to the judge that loss of my driver’s license would mean I could not practice my trade as a fund-raiser for the Republican Party but she launched into a tirade of what I can only call abuse.

This irresponsible cyclist puts her two children in mortal peril as passengers in this unwholesome contraption. What kind of corrupt person subjects their kids to these kinds of danger? We should not allow European cycling culture to corrupt America.

Never since the Dover trial has such an injustice been committed against an innocent. Thankfully, the STR defense fund came to my aid and fully paid the fine, but I am still left without my God-given freedom to drive? Is this fair? Is this justice – of course not. Naturally we are appealing this fiasco, and with your help and prayers and donations I am certain to be back on the road in no time at all.

In the meantime, like that other great persecuted American Alfredo Gonzales, I shall use this as an opportunity to spend more time amongst my family and community. Perhaps it is God’s will that I spread Christ’s message closer to home.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

It might shock you but sometimes I doubt the wisdom of our Republican leadership. Why do we allow those filthy illegal immigrants to invade and damage our holy Homeland? Why don’t we enforce the laws and kick them out? Why don’t we use new detention centers to incarcerate them and force them into labor to let them pay for the damages they have done? There ain’t no reason at all not do deal with them parasites!

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants are responsible for:

• -70% of all drive-by shootings
• -65% of all homicides
• -59% of all violent crimes
• -75% of all car thefts
• -69% of all armed robberies

Even though they only account for 12% of the total population!!!

Illegal immigrants are a heavy burden on your social services. They occupy most of the emergency rooms 24/7, because they always have fights and are drunk and get injured. Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar. Illegal immigrants keep the police busy, so they don’t have time to protect our Homeland. Illegal immigrants occupy 65% of all prison cells in America. The children of illegal immigrants are blocking our public school system by not even speaking English! One more reason to finally implement home-schooling! Illegal immigrants are too stupid to know when they are too drunk to drive and cause many deadly accidents in America.

Stupid, dumbass Mexicans driving drunk and killing Americans!
Just look at them! How stupid they look, how stupid they act!
Why do we allow this kind of human waste in our homeland?

Read more about immigrants causing deadly car accidents here!

Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!

Yes, entering America illegally is “PROHIBIDO”, but do you think they respect our laws? No, they don’t. They are dirty criminals and we Americans are stupid idiots for not enforcing our own laws!

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants have no morals:

• -49% of all illegal aliens have left they family behind, not taking care of their own is a sin against God!
• -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their lifetime!
• -45% of all illegal children are born as bastards because their parents are too stupid to get married first!
• -95% of all illegal immigrants are Catholics and Catholicism is a false religion as we know!
• 44% of all illegal immigrants have homosexual tendencies.

You might ask: “Well Shelley, what can we do about the plague of illegal immigrants?”
Worry not, my friends. The Republican Party is the party of IDEALS & IDEAS!

Here is what you can do to clean up America:

• Report illegal immigrants!
• Confront employers of illegals!
• Educate yourself about illegal immigration!

The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It’s your right as an American. The next time you enter a Burger King and you see illegals standing around with their fingers in their nose (as they love to do so much!), demand to see the manager and let him show you the proper papers. If he can’t come up with any, call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Department! And most important, never, ever hire illegals yourself. If you need a good nanny or a babysitter or a cleaning lady or a maid, there are plenty as well qualified white American girls on the job market by now. They do a much better job, they don’t spit in your food, they don’t abuse your children and they don’t stink as illegals do.

Let’s make America a cleaner, friendlier place!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

The sources for this article are: USCIS.gov, gallup.com, nytimes.com, wikipedia.org, foxnews.com & wordnetdaily.com. Picture sources: wordnetdaily.com and uscis.gov

Friends,

Do you ever wonder where the idea of friendship actually came from? It’s the sort of thing I wonder about all the time. Did you know that before the time of Jesus, friendship did not even exist. There is no evidence of what you or I would call a friendship before the time of Christ.

Shelley’s Fact File: What Was life like before Jesus Christ? Life was cheap – and people were treated badly. WIthout Christ’s message, murder and rape were everyday occurances. Most children were murdered in their infancy. For more information, please listen to our podcast: The Hidden Benefits of Christianity

You might say, Jesus invented the whole concept: Consider the 12 disciples – a small group of men, drawn together for companionship and to do God’s work, but most of all to serve Jesus Christ. Isn’t that the very definition of friendship?

“Hey, lets go do some murders”, “Why not – after all, we are atheists, so what is stopping us”, “Yeah – murdering is cool” – This dialogue might seem outlandish to you, but not to an atheist, who lacking a moral compass has no particular objection to murder, or any other kind of criminal activity.

Before Jesus’ time, men would gather; there’s plenty of evidence of that: But with what purpose? Most likely to drink, brawl, brag about how many babies they had aborted and eventually sodomize each other. That is what counts as friendship amongst atheists, so what must we think of a man who calls himself “The Friendly Atheist“? Well it just so happens that we bumped into that self-publicizing enemy of STR.com, and every American: Hemant Mehta, a.k.a. the Friendly Atheist, but when he saw him and his rabble of godless cronies he was anything but friendly:

We circulated this warning poster to our congregation and corporate donors; I did not ever expect to see Mr Mehta again once we told him his godless writing was not welcome.

Monday saw the grand opening of our Creation Museum. I’m no boaster, but please believe me when I say that without ShelleyTheRepublican.com and our corporate sponsors this museum may never have been built. Shelley was the guest of honor; I guess it was their way of thanking all of us for our tireless fund-raising.As Shelley’s Hummer approached the museum, we could see that all was not right: A rabble of anti-science atheist protesters had gathered outside the museum in order to express their shrill anger that America’s God-given constitution permits people to hold opinions that differ with their own. It was there we saw Hemant, and a bunch of his cronies including Atheistic trouble-maker Nicole Smalowski (who’s misbehaviour we have previously reported on).

I took this photo of evil atheist troublemaker Nicole Smalowski all by myself on my own camera; She wouldnt be grinning like this if she truly understood that her misdeeds are guaranteeing her a place in Hell.

Of course, as soon as we saw them Shelley correctly pointed out that our duty was to photograph their anti-freedom activism and ensure that the Department of homeland security is fully informed, but first we wanted to have our sport with these enemies of God. Jesus had told Shelley to expect this kind of trouble: She had prepared Dum Dum lollipops, each with a special message on the wrapper:

If there is no God??
A believer loses nothing at death.
If there is a God??
An Atheist loses everything at death.
Who, then, is being a dum dum?

We handed them out to the rabble outside the museum, ensuring that every one of the atheists got one; When the atheists read God’s message on the wrapper they were struck utterly speechless: I’m sure one or two of them were converted by the words that Jesus told Shelley to write.

On the whole, Metha’s protest was weak and uninspired: He eventually swallowed his pride and joined the hundreds of families who were here to learn about God’s creation in the museum. I’m pretty sure that he was impressed by what we had built, and I wouldnt be surprised if he eventually comes round to our way of thinking: Heck, if Cindy Sheehan can repent, then so can a small-time Atheist like Mehta!

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

PS, A warning about Mr Mehta: He’s recently written a book (Jesus does not want me to mention it’s title here), bragging that he sold his soul on eBay. Now there’s a few hate-crazed liberals who think that’s a pretty smart idea; but ever since then he’s been touring round Churches, disguising himself as a Christian and trying to make trouble by writing about them on his hate-filled blog. If you see him (and he’s kind of funny looking), the best thing for you to do is throw him out of your Church and tell him never to come back. That’s what we did when our Church security team identified him.

Friends,

We have recieved an urgent action request from our sister site at Humanevents.com

They quite rightly point out that the immigration crisis is spiraling out of control. As Christian readers of STR.com know, we’ve got to start fighting back if you don’t want your grandchildren to be spicks and you don’t want your daughter to marry someone called Mohammad. It’s a crazy situation and the time for empty words is over. The time for action is now.

Just look at these terrifying facts provided by the Christians at humanevents.com:

The media is lying about our illegal immigration crisis. For example:

* The liberal media isn’t going to report the fact that only 2 percent of illegal aliens are actually picking fruit and vegetables, but 41 percent are on welfare!

* The liberal media isn’t going to report that 1 in 10 babies born in the U.S. are to illegal aliens.

* The liberal media isn’t going to report that 60 percent of Housing and Urban Development funds go to illegal aliens.

* The liberal media isn’t going to report that 13 Americans are killed each day by uninsured drunk driving illegals.

Isn’t that dreadful. The lie-mongers in the liberal media ought to be ashamed.

Fat Mexicans like this man want to rub their dirty hands all over your daughters milk white breasts.

The message we received contains other imporant information our readers will benefit from and a campaign we can all surely agree with:

We, as citizens, must demand that the media tell the truth about the illegal invasion that is ravaging our land!

That is why we have teamed with The Media Research Center — the nation’s leading liberal media watchdog — to launch our “Demand the media tell the Truth about Immigration” petition. Click here to sign.

The media must tell the truth on the illegal invasion!

Illegal alien protestors angrily demonstrate in California

Though this national petition drive, we will mobilize the grassroots voice of American citizens who want our borders secured. And, with the help of the MRC, we will expose the media lies and misinformation being passed off as truth to the American people.

This is a national crisis that threatens our sovereignty, and security. We need the truth. We demand the truth.

Over the next 30 days, we want to rally 100,000 citizens who are demanding the truth from major print and broadcast outlets.

Once we reach our goal, Grassfire, along with the MRC will present your petitions to the major networks and news organizations–demanding truth in reporting.
Click here to sign.

After adding your name to our petition, take a few moments to alert your friends and family.

Thanks in advance for taking immediate action with us!

What a great campaign. Thank goodness there are more people out there prepared to tell the truth. The truth that America was founded and made great by white Christians and that all social problems are caused by godless immigrants of other races. We urge you to sign that petition too!

May God Bless You,

Sam Johnston