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		<title>Retarded &#8211; A Great Word That&#8217;s Fun To Say!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Roast III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folks, there&#8217;s been some sudden developments in the culture war, a change so shocking it has Christians and conservative groups reeling right across the entire United States. I&#8217;m talking about the &#8216;End the R-word&#8216; campaign by liberal goons trying to destroy America&#8217;s intellectual freedom to call people &#8216;retarded&#8217;. Liberals are waging a culture-war jihad and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Folks, there&#8217;s been some sudden developments in the culture war, a change so shocking it has Christians and conservative groups reeling right across the entire United States. I&#8217;m talking about the &#8216;<a href="http://r-word.org/">End the R-word</a>&#8216; campaign by liberal goons trying to destroy America&#8217;s intellectual freedom to call people &#8216;retarded&#8217;. Liberals are waging a culture-war jihad and trying to demonize conservatives and Christians from noting the mental inferiority of morons and retards, when in reality this is a perfectly acceptable word to say in public, and fun as well. As most of you know the <a href="http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/12/15/retardation-gods-punishment.aspx">plague of retardation</a> was thoroughly documented by <a href="http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/">STR</a>&#8217;s owner and founder <a href="http://shelleytherepublican.com/contact">Shelley N. Goodman</a> as being something that is God&#8217;s gift to us all for being sinners. The word &#8216;retarded&#8217; is a great word that&#8217;s fun to say, and it helps to remind us to stop sinning and be better people.</p>
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<blockquote><p><b>Joe Jonas &#8211; End the R-word;</b> one of the phoney &#8216;band&#8217; members from the so-called &#8216;band&#8217; Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas is a would-be Christian who tries to undermine the english language by trying to stop the use of the word &#8216;retarded&#8217; in regular conversation. Well on behalf of all real Christians let me tell you Joe Jonas &#8211; you&#8217;re a retrard if you think your &#8216;R-word&#8217; campaign will ever work!</p></blockquote>
<p>The history of the United States shows that there are many great words that are useful and practical. Calling people gooks, chinks, niggers, wops and other descriptive terms have helped make America what it is today. If we stopped calling people &#8216;retarded&#8217; what would happen next, that we can&#8217;t say it&#8217;s &#8216;warm&#8217; outside? No more calling Linux &#8216;communist&#8217; or union organizers &#8216;lazy&#8217;? As Christians understand better than anyone language needs to be unfettered to say in an open and honest way the truth: a person who is overweight is a &#8216;fat pig&#8217;, a sports team that cannot win a game is easily identified as a &#8216;bunch of losers&#8217;, and a woman you ask out on a date who rejects you is a &#8216;dirty whore&#8217;, all perfectly good words and acceptable to say. This is a dangerous direction that America is heading in when the populist masses start dictating culture and vocabulary. Just look at how cryptic and seditious text messages have become, only an al-Queada could even read those!</p>
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<blockquote><p><b>Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall:</b>&#8220;The <a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2010/3/5/headlines#14">number of children</a> who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment, Christians would suggest.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Women&#8217;s rights and scripture-trained Christian abortion expert <a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2010/3/5/headlines#14">Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall</a> says it straight-up and no-nonsense what the Bible says about people with disabilities like mental retardation. Simply put it&#8217;s God&#8217;s Will it happened, and it&#8217;s Jesus&#8217;s way of saying if women keep having abortions and other terrible things, then their children will suffer the consequences of mental disabilities. Bob&#8217;s honest biblical research into the retardation problem has gotten a lot of liberals upset. But the facts are simple, if it&#8217;s in the bible then it&#8217;s the truth and that&#8217;s just the way it goes. Something real Christians like Bob Marshall understand better than anyone else. Folks, let&#8217;s just put an end to this &#8216;R-word&#8217; nonsense right here and now: calling people retarded is acceptable and even funny, just like calling people morons and faggots and niggers is. Now go out there and let&#8217;s make this happen: and God Bless! </p>
<p>Always Right,<br />
Charles Roast</p>
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		<title>Sen. Roy Ashburn &#8211; we can cure your homosexuality</title>
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		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Senator Ashburn,
You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Senator Ashburn,</p>
<p>You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!</p>
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<p>We can cure you &#8211; we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!</p>
<p>Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It&#8217;s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>Ask And Tell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m real sorry for putting this up late. The lie-berals over at WMFO apparent thought this show was too truthful and went and messed up the place that you get the thing from. Too bad for them that a lot of former godless Linux users find the strength and hope of Jesus Christ and was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m real sorry for putting this up late. The lie-berals over at <a href="http://wmfo.org" target="_blank">WMFO </a>apparent thought this show was too truthful and went and messed up the place that you get the thing from. Too bad for them that a lot of former godless Linux users find the strength and hope of Jesus Christ and was able to get the show anyway! Guess y&#8217;all lost again, SATAN!</p>
<p>Anyway, the &#8220;president&#8221; wants to let homos fight like girls in the military, which I guess makes sense if ya wanna lose the glorious War on Terror but like a retired military man told me, &#8220;ya can&#8217;t protect the front AND protect the rear.&#8221;</p>
<p>I also talk about the travesty of convicting Scott Roeder in 37mins and the good common sense of Phyllis Schlafly talking about how women can&#8217;t be oppressed cuz they live longer than men. Why don&#8217;t lie-beral THINK??</p>
<p><a href="http://billybobneck.com/media/bbnhobg-02-02-10.mp3">God is Love</a>!<br />
BBN</p>
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		<dc:creator>Jebediah Venkman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/Coulter%20cover,%20skinny%20legs%20and%20all.jpg" alt="" width="372" height="490" /><br />
<em>Time Magazine’s finest cover shot.  Check out those legs!</em></p>
<p>This week I was watching the ONLY news channel in America &#8211; FOX NEWS &#8211; when something happened which made me so angry that I physically hurled the remote control to my new Pioneer plasma screen television out of the window of my fifth-floor apartment.</p>
<p>In an interesting aside, I found out later that it had gone straight through the back windshield of a red European sports car.  When I left my flat a couple of hours later, I saw that the window had smashed completely, but because of the way the car was made (no back seat), the remote control was still reachable.  For some reason the alarm hadn&#8217;t gone off, so I reached in to the back of the car and took it out.  When I tried it later that day it still worked!  The moral?  BUY AMERICAN!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.treehugger.com/Buy-American.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<em>The Japanese hate JESUS.  Instead of worshipping GOD, they </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>stuff their faces with stinking raw fish and roll around in nappies.</em></p>
<p>Anyway, the cause of my righteous fury was a report about the lie-beral backlash against a man who had the stupidity (so the liberals say like the steaming piles of human effluent they are) to stand up for JESUS.</p>
<p>Brit Hume, a FOX NEWS (they should call it GOD NEWS) made this comment about Tiger Woods -</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. </strong><strong>He</strong><strong> is said to be a Buddhist. I don&#8217;t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, &#8216;Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.&#8221;<br />
</strong><br />
Liberal propaganda sheet The Washington Post (a newspaper so sickening it even TASTES of evil) spewed vile attack after vile attack on the helpless, innocent and funtrate Hume, claiming she had &#8216;dissed&#8217; Buddhists.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.blackenese.com/images/imageblackpowerbuddha.jpg" alt="" width="368" height="480" /><br />
<em>You might ‘diss’ this Buddha – but you know </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>for sure (fo’ sho) he’d pop a cap in your ass!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Well.</p>
<p>Ain&#8217;t that a doozy?</p>
<p>Lets get this straight.  To say that Christianity is superior to Buddhism cannot be controversial.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like saying that a decent, white all-AMERICAN, straight-A student with a Football scholarship to an Ivy League school is better than some stunted, dwarvish Asian half-person, quacking and squalking his bastard picture-language as he eats dogs, drinks rice-juice and blithely cavorts with dark, twisted philosophy from the twitching pen of a broken retard.</p>
<p>The time has come to make a stand.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://i22.tinypic.com/oatauu.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>That’s right – Christians need to hit Equality with the power</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>of the ALMIGHTY GOD, wiping its taint from Earth forever</em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p>How long must we stomach this erosion of the values of love and forgiveness in the name of &#8216;equality&#8217;?  I think that this so-called equality is a trap set by Satan, and should be fought tooth and nail (and shotgun, frankly, because these people just don&#8217;t listen).  For SATAN is known as the Father of Lies, and what lie could be more insidious than that of Equality?</p>
<p>Think about it.  Satan sits alone in his icy throne-room in hell, surrounded by the spirits of the DAMNED.  They scream for mercy, for hope, for an atom of forgiveness, but SATAN just laughs at them &#8211; and JESUS ignores their mad shrieking agonies.  They&#8217;re all there, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Hicks, Bob Sagat.  They all howl in unceasing and infinite misery for their crimes &#8211; the crimes of denying JESUS his due as the saviour of the world.  How each of them wishes they could go back, just for a second, and abase themselves before the living SAVIOUR &#8211; but they cannot.  If even for a moment they could prise themselves away from the universe of torture that their lives have become, it would be to them like the sweet blessed touch of GOD himself.</p>
<p>But that ain&#8217;t gonna happen.  No sirree.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.satanspace.com/m_pictures/severe-torture-1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is what you get. </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>That’s right.  This is what you get.</em></p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry!&#8221; they cry.  &#8220;Please, for hope&#8217;s sake, for pity&#8217;s sake, for love&#8217;s sake, for the sake of forgiveness, help us!  Please forgive us and let us die!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No Way Jose!!&#8221; cries Jesus.  &#8220;You didn&#8217;t have faith when you were alive and I wasn&#8217;t there, and you guessed WRONG!!  Burn!  Burn for my holy father!  Now I&#8217;m going to go PRAY!  YES!&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.apuritansmind.com/images/MiscImages/hell2.jpg" alt="" width="473" height="354" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is what will happen to the Jonas </em><em>Brothers</em><em> </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>if they remove their purity rings</em></p>
<p>Satan, the worst of the lot, consoles himself in the understanding that the more souls he brings to hell, the less alone he will feel in his eternal misery.  But he has a problem &#8211; JESUS.  Jesus went to earth to tell people to worship him in order to avoid the freakish and gut wrenching horror of an eternity under the burning knives of GOD&#8217;s eternal fury.</p>
<p>Suddenly he realizes &#8211; if I can make them think all things are equal, they&#8217;ll never know the truth!  That JESUS in his wisdom has invented TELEVISION AND THE INTERNET so his holy word can spread throughout the world like a magical fairy of love and truth (except fairies are occult and from hell).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.freewebs.com/lotr15/DarkFairy.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<em>Fairies are evil</em></p>
<p>&#8220;I know&#8221; says SATAN.  &#8220;If the internet can spread the holy word of JESUS it must also contain a lot of other stuff.  If I can make people think that EQUALITY is important, then many will get involved in perverted filth like anal gay sex, horse pornography and BUDDHISM.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m not saying that&#8217;s exactly how it happened.  I wasn&#8217;t there in HELL when that conversation took place, partly because I&#8217;m alive and partly because I like to have sex with my wife as JESUS intended, and don&#8217;t engage in foul come-drinking sex parties with disgusting, fat, middle-aged Democrat-voting swingers like every single godless, hellbound, child-raping moron who balled up a chunk of faeces and stuffed it down God&#8217;s holy throat by voting for the KENYAN ANTICHRIST OBAMA.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/obama-satan.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is what Obama looks like in God’s eyes.</em></p>
<p>Equality indeed.  Let&#8217;s have a look at some Buddhism and see how it rates against Christianity.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what Ann Coulter has to say about Buddhism:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Is Buddhism about forgiveness? Because, if so, Buddhists had better start demanding corrections from every book, magazine article and blog posting ever written on the subject, which claims Buddhists don&#8217;t believe in God, but try to become their own gods.&#8221;<br />
</strong><br />
Bastards.</p>
<p>Absolute bastards.</p>
<p>Coulter goes on:<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;What religion &#8212; what topic &#8212; induces this sort of babbling idiocy? (If liberals really want to keep people from hearing about God, they should give Him his own show on MSNBC.)&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>AHAHAHA!!!!  MSNBC!!!</p>
<p>Seriously though, it would be on FOX.  Or maybe the GOD Channel.  It wouldn&#8217;t be on MSNBC because MSNBC stands for Malicious Sadistic Nitwits Bashing Christ.  Or maybe it stands for Maybe Someone Never Became Clever!  Or maybe even My Satanic Nephew Berates Christians!</p>
<p>Seriously though, it could be anything.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage&#8217;s indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity &#8220;offers the best deal &#8212; it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can&#8217;t.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>How interesting that a columnist called SAVAGE would offer the kind of analysis that you might expect from some primitive Native American cave person so hopped up on turkey and cactus juice that he can&#8217;t tell his ass from the tomahawk he uses to sacrifice babies to the heathen &#8216;Spirit in the Sky&#8217; while running around naked and killing white people for their precious white scalps because he wishes he was white.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/images/namericanimage.jpg" alt="" width="421" height="313" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>If they get hungry enough, they’ll eat that baby.</em></p>
<p>Coulter continues:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;In fact, that&#8217;s exactly what Christianity does. It&#8217;s the best deal in the universe. (I know it seems strange that a self-described atheist and &#8220;radical sex advice columnist faggot&#8221; like Savage would miss the central point of Christianity, but there it is.) &#8221;<br />
</strong><br />
Faggot.  Exactly.<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you&#8217;re in. Your sins are washed away from you &#8212; sins even worse than adultery! &#8212; because of the cross. </strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>Yup.  And if you&#8217;re out, you&#8217;re out of luck!  Forever!  Do you like the smell of burning meat?  You&#8217;d better, because you&#8217;ll be inhaling the choking stench of your own roasting entrails for all time because GOD HATES YOU!!</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Christianity is simultaneously the easiest religion in the world and the hardest religion in the world. </strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah.  And Buddhism is the STUPIDEST religion in the world.</p>
<p>I mean, think about it.  Gautama Buddha was a nobleman who saw that suffering itself was interwoven with the human experience to an extremely high degree.  He felt that seeing as the problem was deep inside everyone, it would be there in his own mind also.  Therefore he dedicated his life to self-inquiry, seeking to unravel the knots inside his own mind that lay at the root cause of the pain and decay in his life.  Like an idiot.</p>
<p>He then &#8216;discovered&#8217; that the source of human misery is the way in which the human mind divides the world into good and evil, and how these divisions create an opaque screen of thought that blinds us to the divine essence inherent in us all.</p>
<p>Obviously this is heresy.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.gosai.com/krishna-talk/graphics/burning.jpg" alt="" width="327" height="429" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is a photo of a Haiti witch-burning. </em><br />
<em>Obviously they didn&#8217;t burn enough of them! </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em> </em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p>Now some &#8216;Christian&#8217; liberals (which is an oxymoron &#8211; and an actual moron as well!) would blaspheme the most high by saying that Christ himself spoke of the divine essence that is inherent in humanity when he spoke of the kingdom of GOD being amongst us.</p>
<p>Some would say that Genesis references this, portaying as it does mankind falling from a state of one-ness with the divine by partaking in &#8220;the knowledge of Good and Evil&#8221;.</p>
<p>Some atheists (idiots) would say that the truth of Genesis is that it is mankind&#8217;s division of the world by moral judgement that creates and sustains all human suffering by projecting us into a fictional world of thought, of binary opposites, that severs our connection to our true deep nature which is the element of the divine itself and the source of the holy light of God.</p>
<p>Some would even go as far as to say that when JESUS said &#8216;don&#8217;t judge others lest you be judged&#8221; he was talking explicitly about the dangers inherent in judgement itself, and how in splitting the world into good and evil we become lost in this world and separated from that divine dimension.</p>
<p>They suggest self-inquiry as the journey to re-connect with that underlying reality which is consciousness itself.</p>
<p>These people are all damned.</p>
<p>Damned to rapey hells beyond description.</p>
<p>And I hope they like being raped, because soon enough SATAN will merrily ram their sinful rears full of his evil black love-member, to death, forever.</p>
<p>The truth is much simpler, as Ann Coulter explains:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;In the no-frills, economy-class version, you don&#8217;t need a church, a teacher, candles, incense, special food or clothing; you don&#8217;t need to pass a test or prove yourself in any way. All you&#8217;ll need is a Bible (in order to grasp the amazing deal you&#8217;re getting) and probably a water baptism, though even that&#8217;s disputed.</strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>You see!?  There&#8217;s no need to be &#8220;free of the dualistic illusion that instigates all suffering!&#8221;  You don&#8217;t even need to wash!  Just sign on the dotted line in your heart and you are done and done.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don&#8217;t deserve it. It&#8217;s the best deal in the universe.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong>Damn Right.</p>
<p>Now remember fellow bible-believing Christians, we are the future.  We must unite to destroy the yellow menace to our way of life.  We hear about China becoming an emerging superpower &#8211; well let me tell you something the British discovered during the so-called &#8216;Boxer Rebellion&#8217;.  No matter how much they might think their kung-fu gives them superpowers, these squeaking yellow runt-people aren&#8217;t bulletproof.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.rebelvision.net/bulletproofmonkpubc.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<em>He&#8217;s really not.  Try it and see!  Jesus saves!</em></p>
<p>The worst thing is that, as the liberal media preach their &#8220;tolerance agenda&#8221;, (which is just another word for a mass-conversion of the American people to homosexual Hindoo monkey worship), the great U S of A is dying!!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.bartcop.com/uncle-sam-dying.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Uncle Sam is crashing!  We need an IV of Righteous Fury, stat!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Kill the heathens who have done this! (I mean physically kill, because</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>spiritually they are already dead).</em></p>
<p>I pray that Buddhists will accept JESUS, but if they don’t the time may come for a reckoning – when words fail, AMERICAN LEAD will answer for us.<br />
I&#8217;m not recommending that we go out and hurt any people &#8211; I&#8217;m just saying.  People is a subjective word.</p>
<p>GOD is LOVE.  And because he LOVES us so much, he HATES it when we sin.  This week we&#8217;ve seen what happens when a nation offends GOD&#8230;</p>
<p>GOD GETS HATEY.</p>
<p>Thank JESUS that he alone has given us the purity, guns and holy truth to set the world FREE.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/glenn_beck_time_cover_full.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>WATCH FOX.</p>
<p>VOTE REPUBLICAN.</p>
<p>VOTE JESUS.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jebediah Venkman</p>
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Are there Muslim bomb factories in your neighbourhood? It&#8217;s a well known fact that since the Obama-Clinton administration opened the door to unchecked immigration your street may already be home to more than one terrorist family.
How can you protect your family and Church from unchecked Muslim aggression? Thankfully Jesus has brought-together ShelleyTheRepublican and SNIFFEX Corporation [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>Are there Muslim bomb factories in your neighbourhood? It&#8217;s a well known fact that since the Obama-Clinton administration opened the door to unchecked immigration your street may already be home to more than one terrorist family.</p>
<p>How can you protect your family and Church from unchecked Muslim aggression? Thankfully Jesus has brought-together ShelleyTheRepublican and SNIFFEX Corporation of America to bring the ultimate in counter-terrorist protection to American patriot households like yours. We at STR are delighted to announce that Shelley The Republican has secured the contracts to exclusively distribute this technological marvel in North America, it&#8217;s time for you to meet every terrorist&#8217;s worst nightmare:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">THE SNIFFEX PLUS</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5857" title="ade651_iraq" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ade651_iraq.jpg" alt="ade651_iraq" width="600" height="362" /></p>
<p>How much are you prepared to spend to keep your friends and family safe from terrorist explosions? Conventional bomb detections solutions are non-portable. Sniffer dogs might be effective, but are expensive to keep in top shape and unsuited to urban environments. That&#8217;s why Sniffex Plus is the bomb-detector you can bet your life on:</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5862" title="sniffex01" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sniffex01.gif" alt="sniffex01" width="248" height="410" /></p>
<p>The elegant, portable SNIFFEX PLUS combines the latest in technology with the ultimate in portability: How does it work? The answer, is SCIENCE:</p>
<p>The Sniffex Plus  modulates a magnetic Field with specific form in its surrounding. The interaction between the dynamic magnetic Field  modulated by SNIFFEX®PLUS, the vertical component of the earth magnetic field and the motion of the operator, holding the device, creates the necessary condition for the presence of a magnetic interference. If there is an object in the surrounding containing -NO2 or -NO3 compounds or hydrogen peroxide in its chemical structure, this interference can be measured with SNIFFEX®PLUS. The antenna reacts as a pointer to the object.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5859" title="ADE 651 (2)" src="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ADE-651-2.jpg" alt="ADE 651 (2)" width="260" height="271" /></p>
<p>Security personnel the world-over are using SNIFFEX PLUS to keep their streets free of terrorists. In addition to detecting bombs, SNIFFEX  can detect:</p>
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<li>Firearms</li>
<li>Ammunition</li>
<li>Land-mines</li>
<li>Currency</li>
<li>Contraband</li>
<li>Stolen Ivory</li>
<li>Drugs</li>
<li>Moonshine</li>
<li>Liberals</li>
<li>Illegal Immigrants</li>
<li>Crime</li>
</ul>
<p>There&#8217;s almost no limit to SNIFFEX PLUS&#8217;s detection power &#8211; absolutely nothing escapes the all-seeing eye of magnetism!</p>
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<p>The retail price of SNIFFEX PLUS is $60,000, however as an introductory offer we will be selling this amazing blessing for a mere $29999 &#8211; that&#8217;s under half price! If that weren&#8217;t enough for every SNIFFEX PLUS you buy, we will donate one to a charity such as the Minutemen. Your investment will help keep Ameirica&#8217;s borders free of illegal immigrant scum.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">DONT DELAY, YOUR FAMILY MY BE MURDERED BY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TOMORROW</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">SEND YOUR $29999 VIA PAYPAL TO shelley@shelleytherepublican.com NOW</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">AND REMEMBER</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">FREEDOM ISNT FREE!</p>
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		<title>Obamascare: Field Trips For Abortions!!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised anymore by foul, venal wickedness of Satanic lie-beral dumbo-crats.  After all, trying to pass bills that mandate teaching kindergartners how to have butt-sex (SAFE butt-sex, they claim, like there is such a thing) just don&#8217;t get anymore evil.  But Satan got a good imagination, I guess, so he keeps finding more and more horrifying ways to lay claim to our young folk. And dumbo-crats, sworn to do his bidding, fall right in line.</p>
<p>One part of Obamascare that they don&#8217;t want y&#8217;all to know about it the sex clinics they wanna set up in government schools.  They don&#8217;t wanna talk about it at all for a couple of different reasons</p>
<ul>
<li>They wanna convince your kids that they&#8217;re really homos</li>
<li>They wanna convince your kids that drinking fluoridated water and &#8220;smoothies&#8221; is more &#8220;healthy&#8221; than drinking something good like Coca Cola</li>
<li>They wanna teach your kids about which food is aphrodisiacs (those are foods the force you to have sex after you eat them)</li>
</ul>
<p>But most of all, they wanna make it real easy to for your 13 year old daughter to kill her precious pre-born!</p>
<p>Y&#8217;all don&#8217;t believe me? Just take a listen to one of the few smart women in America, Michelle Bachman, expose the liberal plan to have daily abortion field trips to Planned Parenthood&#8230;WITHOUT YOU KNOWING ABOUT IT!</p>
<p>WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMEN AND TELL &#8216;EM TO STOP ABORTION FIELD TRIPS <span style="color: #ff0000;"><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>NOW</strong></span></em></span>!!</p>
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		<title>John L. Perry: We need a military uprising to deal with America&#8217;s Obama Problem</title>
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		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This insightful article by our guest-blogger John L. Perry is re-printed by kind permission of NewsMax.com, who (apart from WorlNetDaily) are my number one source of un-biased news. Perry, an award winning journalist an political scientist explores the likely outcome of the Obama administration&#8217;s chronic mismanagement. The only thing that can save America from Obama [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This insightful article by our guest-blogger John L. Perry is re-printed by kind permission of NewsMax.com, who (apart from WorlNetDaily) are my number one source of un-biased news. Perry, an award winning journalist an political scientist explores the likely outcome of the Obama administration&#8217;s chronic mismanagement. The only thing that can save America from Obama is a military coup:</p>
<blockquote><p>There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:</p>
<ul>
<li>Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.&#8221;</li>
<li>Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.</li>
<li>They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.</li>
<li>They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.</li>
<li>They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.</li>
<li>They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.</li>
<li>They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.</li>
<li>They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.</li>
<li><strong>They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?</p>
<p>What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?</p>
<p>Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?</p>
<p>Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.</p>
<p>Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?</p>
<p><strong>Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.<br />
</strong></p>
<p>Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.</p>
<p>In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.</p></blockquote>
<p>We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry&#8217;s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom&#8230; in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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We at Shelley The Republican rarely endorse political candidates. We like to think of ourselves as above mere politics, since our goal is to represent a common-sense position. Despite, this we were moved to support candidate Glenn Moon in his bid to become a councilman of Livonia, MN. Jesus knows that this city needs godly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>We at Shelley The Republican rarely endorse political candidates. We like to think of ourselves as above mere politics, since our goal is to represent a common-sense position. Despite, this we were moved to support candidate Glenn Moon in his bid to become a councilman of Livonia, MN. Jesus knows that this city needs godly men like Glenn Moon to guide it from it&#8217;s wretched sinfulness: His policies are simple and clearly-stated guidelines that any American can agree with:</p>
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<p>Unfortunately you have probably heard now that Glenn was cheated by the so-called fake democracy of the formerly great-state of Michigan: According to the polls he only obtained 350 votes &#8211; this has to be a lie because over three-thousand ShelleyTheRepublican readers pledged to support this great candidate. </p>
<p>Fear not, however: This may all be part of God&#8217;s sacred plan for this true Christian. It may be that Jesus has caused Glenn to fail for a purpose. Glenn believes that Jesus has chosen him to be the next mayor of Livonia. Such is the will of the LORD. </p>
<p>PRAISE BE</p>
<p>JG </p>
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The ObamaScare Culture of Death Bill just gets worse with every passing day. Not only does it force women to have abortions at the risk of jail time &#8211; not only does it mandate that the government will tell your grandma when where and how she&#8217;ll be killed, but now, thanks to the Liberty Council, [...]]]></description>
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<p>The ObamaScare Culture of Death Bill just gets worse with every passing day. Not only does it force women to have abortions at the risk of jail time &#8211; not only does it mandate that the government will tell your grandma when where and how she&#8217;ll be killed, but now, thanks to the Liberty Council, we find out that Barak Osama Homo bin Laden wants to have power over whether you get to stay the same sex as you are right now!  IT&#8217;S TRUE!  Obamacide includes a bit that says that so-called &#8220;gender transformation surgery&#8221; is gonna be mandated if this prime example of socialized wickedness gets passed.  That means that Homobama&#8217;s jackbooted &#8220;citizen army&#8221; can bust into your house at any time of the day or night, grab your daughter and attach a penis to her. But I guess if you&#8217;re a lie-beral, that sex change you can believe in.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maria Sotomayor is gonna find herself jilted the altar like a homo whose &#8220;partner&#8221; done run off with the best man right before the wedding.  That mean she ain&#8217;t gonna be the first racist baby killer on the Supreme Court.  I&#8217;m still shaking my head about how lie-berals can call fine upstanding Christians &#8220;racists&#8221; while [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maria Sotomayor is gonna find herself jilted the altar like a homo whose &#8220;partner&#8221; done run off with the best man right before the wedding.  That mean she ain&#8217;t gonna be the first racist baby killer on the Supreme Court.  I&#8217;m still shaking my head about how lie-berals can call fine upstanding Christians &#8220;racists&#8221; while defending her hatred of dyslexics!</p>
<p>It don&#8217;t make no sense.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[My goodness! I can understand that lie-beral defeato-crats who don&#8217;t know nothing about Jesus or morality might wanna think that I&#8217;m some kinda idiot but when God-fearing Christians start attacking me, well, I just don&#8217;t know what to say!
I also talk about how Maria Sotomayor ain&#8217;t got no chance in heck to get confirmed for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My goodness! I can understand that lie-beral defeato-crats who don&#8217;t know nothing about Jesus or morality might wanna think that I&#8217;m some kinda idiot but when God-fearing Christians start attacking me, well, I just don&#8217;t know what to say!</p>
<p>I also talk about how Maria Sotomayor ain&#8217;t got no chance in heck to get confirmed for the Supreme Court.  I been watching the hearings and y&#8217;all can follow me on that Twitter thing &#8211; @stronline.  I&#8217;ll do a wrap up in a little bit but when a nominee threatens a senator with a gun you can be pretty much sure that the rapture is coming soon!</p>
<p><a href="http://billybobneck.com/media/bbnhobg-07-13-09.mp3">God is Love!<br />
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		<title>Pornography made me a Killer!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shelley Goodman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no doubt on anybody&#8217;s mind that pornography is terribly harmful to society. It&#8217;s degrading and demeaning and young men and women participating in the production of pornography are plagued with aids, hepatitis and will end up in Hell rather sooner than later.  Not only producing but also consuming porn will make your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no doubt on anybody&#8217;s mind that pornography is terribly harmful to society. It&#8217;s degrading and demeaning and young men and women participating in the production of pornography are plagued with aids, hepatitis and will end up in Hell rather sooner than later.  Not only producing but also consuming porn will make your life and the lives of others around you a living Hell. If we can learn anything from the past we should start listening to the few voices of reason. </p>
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<div align="center"><i>Ted Bundy killed over 50 young women during his 15 year long killing spree. He suffocated them, beat them to death with baseball bats and why? Because porn made his mind sick!</i></div>
<blockquote><p>Internet pornography is the new crack cocaine, leading to addiction, misogyny, pedophilia, boob jobs and erectile dysfunction, according to clinicians and researchers testifying before a Senate committee Thursday.</p>
<p>&#8220;Pornography really does, unlike other addictions, biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive substance,&#8221; Satinover said. &#8220;That is, it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what heroin can&#8217;t do, in effect.&#8221; <i><a href="http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2004/11/65772">Wired</a></i></p></blockquote>
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<div align="center"><i>The life of a porn addict. Porn dictates his life and sooner or later he will not only abuse himself but also women that cross his way. How many women is this filthy man going to kill? Source: <a href="http://ConfessionsofaPornAddict.com">ConfessionsofaPornAddict</a></i></div>
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<p>If you take the time to check back in the past of the most notorious killers in history, in the past of Henry Lee Lucas, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and Theodore Robert Bundy you will find that they all have one single thing in common: Their addition of all kinds of porn. The porn industry has blood in their hands. We can not allow them to continue. </p>
<p>Do something. Today!</p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
Shelley N. Goodman</p>
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		<title>James Von Brunn &#8211; Left Wing Terrorist</title>
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		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m getting pretty darn tired of lie-beral defeato-crats and their screeches of RIGHT WING EXTREMISM.  Just because some neo-Nazi walks into the Holocaust Museum with a gun and starts shooting that somehow makes him a &#8220;right wing nut&#8221;.  That just don&#8217;t make no sense.  It shows just what hypocrites the radical left is when they [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m getting pretty darn tired of lie-beral defeato-crats and their screeches of RIGHT WING EXTREMISM.  Just because some neo-Nazi walks into the Holocaust Museum with a gun and starts shooting that somehow makes him a &#8220;right wing nut&#8221;.  That just don&#8217;t make no sense.  It shows just what hypocrites the radical left is when they use the stereotyping they accuse us of.  Just as there are plenty of niggers that aren&#8217;t lazy, shiftless and living off the state (Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas, for example) not every single person who tries to blow away Jews is a right wing extremist.  And if you stopped to think about it for a minute it&#8217;d be pretty dang clear that James Von Brunn was about as lefty as they come.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m gonna take these lies one at a time</p>
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<p><strong>He&#8217;s a racist so he must be right wing</strong> &#8211; The Republican Party is the party that freed the slaves.  The Republican Party made a Negro like Clarence Thomas a Justice of the Supreme Court.  Who hates Israel so much they&#8217;ll let towelheads trample all over the land God gave to the Jews?  Not the Republicans.  Liberals hate Jews because all liberals wanna do is spend money and if you can get a Jew to part with a nickel, you gotta minor miracle on your hands.  The only thing we hate is that some Jews might not give their life over to Jesus when the Rapture comes and they&#8217;ll get left behind.  Only someone who truly cares about the Jews could tell them something like that.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.</p>
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<p><strong>He&#8217;s a Nazi so he must be right wing </strong>- Y&#8217;all just don&#8217;t remember the name of the Nazi party, do ya?  It was the &#8220;National <em><strong>Socialist </strong></em>German Workers&#8217; Party&#8221;.  Didja see how I made one word bold and slanty?  Do you know what that word says?  If y&#8217;all went to a government school, you might not be able to read it.  The word is &#8220;<em><strong>Socialist</strong></em>&#8220;<em><strong> </strong></em>and it means that the goverment wants to run everything and turn you into some kinda robot slave working to serve the Illuminati.  Republicans ain&#8217;t socialists.  Never have been and never will be.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.</p>
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<p><strong>He used a gun so he must be right wing </strong>- Wrong.  He used a gun as an offensive weapon, like a cowardly liberal, rather than a defensive weapon which is what guns are made for.  The first rule of gun safety is NEVER point a gun, loaded or unloaded, at another living person unless they have illegally entered your home or the dictates of common sense say that you&#8217;re within your legal right to kill them.  Von Brunn, obviously, had no respect for guns or for human life.  In other words, he worshipped the culture of death.  In other words, Von Brunn is a liberal.</p>
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<p><strong>He was protesting something so he must be right wing </strong>- The main scream, Jew owned media pulled the wool over the eyes of the American people so bad over our Tea Parties that no one remember that it&#8217;s the DUMBO-CRATS that are the ones that protest everything.  And it&#8217;s the DUMBO-CRAT protests that almost always turn violent.  Look at Chicago in 1968 when the hippies rioted so bad that the police had to crack open their skulls.  Same thing with Kent State.  I can&#8217;t think of one single tea-bagging Republican that got arrested for even spitting on the sidewalk, let alone firing a gun.  None other than Rush Limbaugh understand that Von Brunn &#8220;&#8221;has more in common with the marchers and protesters we see at left-wing rallies.&#8221;  So Von Brunn is a liberal.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s look at a couple of other points that you ain&#8217;t gonna see Keith &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got A German Name&#8221; Olberman talking about -</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Von Brunn hated Bush&#8230;just like a lie-beral</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Von Brunn didn&#8217;t support he war on terror&#8230;just like a lie-beral</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Von Brunn had a copy of The Weekly Standard implying that their offices was gonna his next stop</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Von Brunn hated God &#8211; Not once in all of his Nazi, Jew-hating, liberal writings did he say anything about Jesus being his Lord and Savior.</p>
<p>And if that don&#8217;t prove he&#8217;s a lie-beral, I don&#8217;t know what will</p>
<p>God is Love!<br />
BBN<br />
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