You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:

• Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.”
• Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.
• They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.
• They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.
• They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.
• They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.
• They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.
• They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.
• They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.

So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?

What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?

Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?

Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.

Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?

Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.

Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.

In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.

We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry’s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom… in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

We at Shelley The Republican rarely endorse political candidates. We like to think of ourselves as above mere politics, since our goal is to represent a common-sense position. Despite, this we were moved to support candidate Glenn Moon in his bid to become a councilman of Livonia, MN. Jesus knows that this city needs godly men like Glenn Moon to guide it from it’s wretched sinfulness: His policies are simple and clearly-stated guidelines that any American can agree with:

Unfortunately you have probably heard now that Glenn was cheated by the so-called fake democracy of the formerly great-state of Michigan: According to the polls he only obtained 350 votes – this has to be a lie because over three-thousand ShelleyTheRepublican readers pledged to support this great candidate.

Fear not, however: This may all be part of God’s sacred plan for this true Christian. It may be that Jesus has caused Glenn to fail for a purpose. Glenn believes that Jesus has chosen him to be the next mayor of Livonia. Such is the will of the LORD.

PRAISE BE

JG

It don’t make no sense.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

I’m getting pretty darn tired of lie-beral defeato-crats and their screeches of RIGHT WING EXTREMISM.  Just because some neo-Nazi walks into the Holocaust Museum with a gun and starts shooting that somehow makes him a “right wing nut”.  That just don’t make no sense.  It shows just what hypocrites the radical left is when they use the stereotyping they accuse us of.  Just as there are plenty of niggers that aren’t lazy, shiftless and living off the state (Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas, for example) not every single person who tries to blow away Jews is a right wing extremist.  And if you stopped to think about it for a minute it’d be pretty dang clear that James Von Brunn was about as lefty as they come.

I’m gonna take these lies one at a time

He’s a racist so he must be right wing – The Republican Party is the party that freed the slaves.  The Republican Party made a Negro like Clarence Thomas a Justice of the Supreme Court.  Who hates Israel so much they’ll let towelheads trample all over the land God gave to the Jews?  Not the Republicans.  Liberals hate Jews because all liberals wanna do is spend money and if you can get a Jew to part with a nickel, you gotta minor miracle on your hands.  The only thing we hate is that some Jews might not give their life over to Jesus when the Rapture comes and they’ll get left behind.  Only someone who truly cares about the Jews could tell them something like that.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He’s a Nazi so he must be right wing - Y’all just don’t remember the name of the Nazi party, do ya?  It was the “National Socialist German Workers’ Party”.  Didja see how I made one word bold and slanty?  Do you know what that word says?  If y’all went to a government school, you might not be able to read it.  The word is “Socialist“ and it means that the goverment wants to run everything and turn you into some kinda robot slave working to serve the Illuminati.  Republicans ain’t socialists.  Never have been and never will be.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He used a gun so he must be right wing - Wrong.  He used a gun as an offensive weapon, like a cowardly liberal, rather than a defensive weapon which is what guns are made for.  The first rule of gun safety is NEVER point a gun, loaded or unloaded, at another living person unless they have illegally entered your home or the dictates of common sense say that you’re within your legal right to kill them.  Von Brunn, obviously, had no respect for guns or for human life.  In other words, he worshipped the culture of death.  In other words, Von Brunn is a liberal.

He was protesting something so he must be right wing - The main scream, Jew owned media pulled the wool over the eyes of the American people so bad over our Tea Parties that no one remember that it’s the DUMBO-CRATS that are the ones that protest everything.  And it’s the DUMBO-CRAT protests that almost always turn violent.  Look at Chicago in 1968 when the hippies rioted so bad that the police had to crack open their skulls.  Same thing with Kent State.  I can’t think of one single tea-bagging Republican that got arrested for even spitting on the sidewalk, let alone firing a gun.  None other than Rush Limbaugh understand that Von Brunn “”has more in common with the marchers and protesters we see at left-wing rallies.”  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

Let’s look at a couple of other points that you ain’t gonna see Keith “I’ve Got A German Name” Olberman talking about -

Von Brunn hated Bush…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn didn’t support he war on terror…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn had a copy of The Weekly Standard implying that their offices was gonna his next stop

Von Brunn hated God – Not once in all of his Nazi, Jew-hating, liberal writings did he say anything about Jesus being his Lord and Savior.

And if that don’t prove he’s a lie-beral, I don’t know what will

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

The other day my daughter had some of her friends sleeping over. I noticed to my horror that one of the kids had brought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice-cream. “Young girl”, I asked sternly, “where did you get this from?”

“From the Mall,” She replied – “I saved up my week’s allowance so we could all share it”.

Obviously these kids had not read the news about the abomination and travesty of the constitution which had been unleashed in the formerly great-state of Vermont. I undertood that these kids need to keep their innocence until the day they are married, but just then Jesus helped me realize how I could teach these young girls a powerful life-lesson that they would remember for the rest of their lives.

“Give me that tub of ice cream”, I said to the young girl, “So tell me about this stuff?”

“It’s got chocoloate and cones -”

“And nuts and vanila”, chimed in another girl.

“It’s real tasty”, said a third, “can we have it back?”

“Not just yet – now let me just set the ice-cream down here. Kids, do you know where this stuff is made?”, I asked.

“Vermont”

“Yes, that’s right – it comes from a place far away in the north-east called Vermont where only a few weeks ago they ruled that homosexuals should be given the right to marry just like your mommy and daddy. That means in the state of vermont they all think your mommy and daddy are queers… so lets just heap a bunch of these cigarette butts into your ice-cream to represent the faggots and homos who are fornicating in that corrupted state”

“Next, just think about all the sinfulness that’s going on right now in Vermont. I can just imagine Jesus looking down and seeing all that sin going on and shedding a tear. Molly, wont you fetch me that cat-litter tray? I’m going to add a heap of this dirty cat-litter to the ice-cream to represent all the sin and godlessness in Vermont”

“Finally, take a look at the fellow on the carton – I ain’t going to say his name just in case you kids get crazy ideas, but let me just say that he went on TV and mocked George W. Bush, the greatest president that ever lived. Suzie, what do you call a fellow who betrays his president at a time of war?”

“Uh… a rat?”

“Exactly!”

And with that I fetched up the remains of a rat which the cat had dragged into our house that morning, placing it on top of the cigarette-buts, dirty kitty-litter and the melting ice-cream.

“So girls, do you want your ice-cream back?”

“No way mister Goddard” they all cried in unison – they had truly learnt their lesson. But have you? What would you say if an aquaintance of yours offered you a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream? Would you eat it or reject it? According to the Bible the correct thing to do is to thow it in the garbage:

Next time somebody offers you a scoop of Ben & Jerry’s vermont Ice-Cream, imagine they just asked to sodomize you and your kids while videoing it for a “gay interest” channel watched by French homos . Then tell them what you think about it.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

A mild sample of the kinds of images third graders are allowed
to view in their school and public libraries

Lemme ask you another question – Let’s say once you get to that jail, the police chief puts you in jail because under the current socialist dictator it ain’t no big thing for a child to look at pictures of a woman’s nether regions either for sexual gratification or under the guise of "education"?

Lemme ask you one last question – what if the number two man at the Justice Department of the United States of America didn’t have no problem with that?

Meet David Ogden – defender of porn and number two man at the Justice Department.  God bless America?  I’d say God damn America!

The Bible says: "You are the company you keep." David Ogden keeps
company with Amazonian transexuals.  What does that say about him?

Ogden has made a career of perfecting his hatefulness towards God, America and the family.  How many pre-borns has he killed? Several million – and that’s a conservative number.  He’s one of those liberals that wanna see 11 years old having as much sex as they can (cuz it’s "healhty") and then slaughter the precious pre-born that could grow up to be the Supreme Court Justice that overturns Roe v. Wade once and for all.  It ain’t nothing but womb lynching and America ought hang its head in shame!

But how he’s gonna get a 11 year old interested in throwing away her childhood on the sins of the flesh with every single boy (and girl) in her school if her parents are trying to raise her right?  That’s real simple – the internets.  Ogden thinks that everybody has the right to watch hardcore straight and gay porn not only in a public library but also right in the school classroom. That’s right – if the so-called "teacher" wants to show [title redacted - Ed.] which features two men engaged in [act redacted - Ed.], [act redacted - Ed.] and felching because he thinks it’s "art" then he can just fire up the personal computer Bill Clinton loaded with Al Gore’s internets and show it right there in the classroom!  That’s what he argued for when he argued against the Children’s Internet Protection Act of 2000 – hardcore gay porn in your child’s classroom.  You still think government schools is a good idea?  I don’t!

A scene from Spermyman 4, a homo porno easily available
for your 5 year old to download on Al Gore’s internets of
sin and sodomy.  Try finding scripture on the Al Gore’s internet -
I doubt you can.

If you send your children to a government school (and if you’re reading this you probably don’t), then Odgen wants to make sure that you ain’t got no choice as to where you’re child goes.  Do you want your child to go to a nice, clean school with kind, Christian teachers and students whose parents don’t traffic in the sex and drug industry?  Well, I guess you’re just too narrow minded for Mr. David Ogden.  He thinks you "fear the unknown" and "shy away from substantial interaction with people of other races."  Well, thank you so much for trying to run my life!  Last time I check, I thought I could decide whether my children should be allowed to talk to negros and Mexicans!

David Ogden thinks our children should learn the finer
points of "pimpin’" and crack dealing from the parents
of their classmates in government schools.  I disagree.

None of this means nothing compared to evil wickedness of his biggest, vilest act – defending braille versions of Playboy and Penthouse.  That’s right – porno for blind people.

I can understand a lot of things.  I can understand that lie-berals hate American because they love Satan and Joe Stalin.  I can even understand how being a homo can make you so bitter and desperate that you’d wanna make everyone bitter and desperate, too.  But I will never even begin to understand why you’d ever wanna corrupt blind people who God has already cursed for their sins.  That is the very definition of wickedness.  And that is exactly what David Ogden, under the guise of so-called "free speech", did: cement blind people’s place in Hell by giving them the most Godless pornography ever put on paper.  Now there are probably a couple of idiots saying, "but, Billy, there ain’t no pictures so it can’t be that bad."  Well, take a look at this -

A page from braille Playboy describing a lesbian four-way
involving blasphemous uses Christian symbols and multiple
instances of the Lord’s name taken in vain.

That combined with interviews with Jimmy Carter and Gore Vidal make this an immediate one-way ticket to Hell.

And that makes David Odgen the second most dangerous man in America next to Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden!

1. Obama is pro Homosexuality and pro “Gay Marriage”. Hundreds of studies, done all over the world prove that Gay Marriage destroys the religious institution of marriage.

There is no question about it: If we allow gay marriage, people will start to demand to being able to marry dogs or plants. You don’t believe me? Just read the FoxNew article on the British slut who married a dolphin! Just because the pointy snout turns you on, you don’t have to marry the damn, stupid beast!

Homosexuality is a sickness that needs to be rooted out, not supported. Homosexuality goes hand in hand with drug and child abuse and we must stop it whatever it costs.

2. Obama is pro Abortion. 50 Million Americans have been killed which makes it a bigger tragedy than the Holocaust in Nazi Germany. Our “President” is trying to weaken the American society by killing the youngest of us and therefore splitting up families out of grief and pain.

If abortion ain’t considered murder it considerably weakens the morals of our society. People will start believing its just find to kill other human beings.

3. Obama is pro Terrorism. How can we feel safe with a “President” that does not think terrorism is a real threat, with a “President” that even pals around with terrorists? Obama has definite connections to terrorist cells himself. Some even say he IS a “one man terror cell”.

The Taliban in America, a sad reality because our negro “President” ain’t man enough to stand up to terrorism.

4. Obama has no morals. The “President” admitted to have taken drugs on several occasions. We all know that a drug addict can’t be cured. Once a junkie, always a junkie.

What happens if somebody offers him a line of snow or a shot of heroin? Scary thought: The leader of the free world can be bought with simple street drugs.

Folks, we need to impeach Obama. He has failed us: He promised to fix the economy, he didn’t, he promised us hope and prosperity but all he did is make things worse.

Please contact your representative in congress and urge them to begin impeachment proceedings. If we get to work right away we can get McCain/Palin in the White House by the end of the year!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

A 15-year-old Ohio girl was arrested earlier this month for sending nude photos of herself to other minors and was facing felony criminal charges for illegally using a minor in nudity-oriented material and for possession of criminal tools. If convicted, the teen could have been forced to register as a sexual offender annually for ten years.

Apparently this is a trend. Another story out of Pinckney, Michigan, this month involves a 14-year-old girl who e-mailed a photo to friends that showed her genitals and face. The girl took the photo during the summer and shared it with a few friends this fall, who then shared it with a few more friends who shared it with a few more friends. Authorities estimate at least two hundred students in her county and beyond have received the image by now. Perhaps even more have viewed it if anyone posted it on the internet.

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/teen-girl-faces.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363438,00.html

Dear Friends

What has become of America? The Magic Negro is not even in office yet and we are already feeling the “change”. Change only for the worse of course. The decay of morals in these days is shocking. And there can be no doubt it’s the work of the incoming administration.

This young lady has lost her way. She has lost sight of God and He is denying His love. She is nothing more and will never be anything more than a simple, smelly slut, a whore. In God’s eyes she is worthless filth and as soon as the Rapture comes she will be left behind with all the other worthless human waste that don’t believe in the Lord.

But is it any surprise to us good Christians that Obama would have that kind of effect on America? No it ain’t. What is there to expect from a man that loves abortion? What is there to expect from a man who used hard drugs in his college days? What is there to expect from a man who calls his own daughter “Sasha”, the sluttiest Russian name in the book?

I found this shocking evidence when searching for “Teen Sluts Selfshots” in Google. No less than a quarter of a million pages found! The world is a wash of filth! We are truly living in Sodom.

This is to all the teen girls out there that consider sexting for themselves: Don’t! Just don’t! God don’t like it! At all! Period!

Alcohol, hard drugs and the lack of morals in America make American girls behave like Canadian sluts. These are the last days of a once great society.

But how can we stop this mess? I dare to say that most girls are already lost, but some surely can still be saved. When my mother caught me doing something ungodly like reading a comic book or listening to Elvis Presley music she got her spanking stick and beat me green and blue and then locked me in the closed with a candle and I had to read the Bible until the candle was burned down all the way. Today I thank her for that every day because she made me the strong Christian woman I am today and I am doing the exact same thing to my daughter whenever I feel it is necessary so she can grow up to be a strong Christian mother herself.

Dear mothers of America: Give your daughter the same gift my mother gave me. If you daughter steps out of line, do something. You just can’t be too harsh. Just don’t do it in a way that is unGodly and don’t bruise the face, because that will direct attention from her teachers your way.

Let us pray:

In the name of Jesus Christ we pray O’Lord.
Help us to make America a better place.
Make our daughters strong and help them reject the evil influences of Barack, The Homo, Obama.
Because all the wisdom, everything that is good and decent comes from you O’Lord.

Amen

Today is inauguration day. The day the constitution of the United States will be killed. On this day a non-American illegal immigrant will be declared the President of the United States. I consider this day on of the darkest in American history. Today my friends it’s official: Terrorists won, America lost. Seven years ago, Osama Bin Laden killed 3000 fellow citizens and today we will make on of the our own President. What a shame.

The following will make sure you understand what life under Barack Hussein Obama really means.

Abortion: Obama is a huge abortion supporter. In the last years 50 Million innocent American babies were killed through abortion. Obama even voted against saving babies that survived abortion attempts in the Illinois house. This means if a late term abortion is being done and the baby survived nevertheless, Obama voted for killing the living, breathing baby right there after birth by drowning it. Don’t believe me? Look it up, do your homework.

God help us.

Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Readers,

I just recently came across these shocking articles:

A gang murdered and mutilated a 10-year-old albino girl in Tanzania – because they wanted to sell her body parts to witch doctors.

Albino body parts – A hot demand in Burundi. A man and a teenage girl who were killed in Burundi were reportedly found dead with their legs and arms missing. Police also confirmed that the tip of the girl’s tongue was also removed.

Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about one in 3,000 people here. Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich.

For good Christians like me it’s shocking how prevalent the culture of death really is in Africa. In that case though we might be able to understand Barack Obama’s motivation to become president.

Quick facts:

• Obama is a negro
• Obama hates white people
• Obama has practiced witchcraft and voodoo in the past
• Obama’s allegiance is with his African tribe rather than with the American people

Folks, wake up! Can’t you see what Obama’s plans for America are? As soon as he is in office we will slaughter Americans and ship our body parts to his family in Africa for voodoo magic purposes! That is how they do it! My God, don’t let him become president!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Anne Pressly, who played a small role in the movie was brutally killed by liberal criminals in her home in Arkansas last week.

This is from CNN:

Anne Pressly, 26, who had a small role in Oliver Stone’s George W Bush film, was found by her mother at her home in Little Rock last Monday.

She had been brutally beaten around the head and face, suffering massive swelling of the brain, doctors said.

Ms. Pressly was found on 20 October by her mother who had gone round to her house after her daughter had failed to answer her regular morning wake-up call.

She was so badly beaten that she was unable to talk to police.

Detectives have not yet identified a suspect or a motive for the attack. However, her credit card was reported to have been used after she was attacked.

Ms. Pressly had a small role in W, the Oliver Stone film about President George W Bush, as a conservative commentator.

She died in the hospital shortly after.

Anne Presly, beautiful conservative TV moderator and actor, beaten to death by liberal attackers!

First the criminal negro that scratches a “B” into the face of a McCain campaign worker and now this?

Why do liberals only attack women? I am sick and tired of living my life in fear just because I am conservative!

The libtards are desperate: They will resort to anything in order to discredit John McCain and Sarah Palin, the rightful heirs to the Presidency – just look at this obvious fake photo which is being promoted by one ultra-leftist blogger:

You don’t have to be a professor to see that this photo is just as fake as Barrack Hussein Obama’s non-existent birth certificate. I’m truly disgusted that the Demoncrats would resort to such obvious scare tactics in order to attack a man who so bravely served his country and was once a POW.

The Facts: John McCain has NEVER attended an ACORN meeting. He does not meet with terrorists. If he had any recollection of such an event he would of said so. He didn’t. End of story.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy G.