Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It’s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism?

Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word “volunteer” is mentioned only once in the ESV, yet the socialistic word “comrade” is used three times, “laborer(s)” is used 13 times, “labored” 15 times, and “fellow” (as in “fellow worker”) is used 55 times.

Isn’t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
9. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
10. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Anti-Semitism at it’s Worst: Why do the ‘shministim’ hate Israel so much they’re willing to have peace with the Palestinians? Palestinians are dangerous land-grabbing murderers, constantly plotting from their armed fortresses of West Bank and Gaza to destroy Israel.

Israel is America’s bulwark against the Islamofascist hordes threatening to destroy civilization: this is why the US gives over 3 times the amount spent by most NATO countries to Israel. Simply put we have no choice: Jews may have brutally killed Jesus, but forgiveness and tolerance are the hallmark of Christian Republican America. As our good friends and Shelley-PAC donors at Jews for Jesus and AIPAC have said, we need to keep financing Israel and settlement expansion or the terrorists will have won.

Some people argue that Israelis who take trillions in American taxpayer handouts are freeloading bums: this is completely false and unfair. As Christians we need to respect Jewish traditions, and accepting free money is one of judaism’s oldest ones. Whether the Federal Reserve or the multi-billion dollar porn industry, it’s customary they congregate in quick-buck easy-money enterprises around the globe, it’s just the way it is, and it’s not for us to comment on. If jewish lawyers from the ACLU criticized our homemade American tradition of apple pie and lighting crosses on fire on black people’s lawns, would we accept that? Of course not, good white Christians have been doing it since the dawn of time, it’s true-blue Americana and it’s a part of our cultural tradition. Plain as plain.

Peace at last, Palestinian criminal and Israeli defender: This photograph shows what America’s financial commitment to peace in the middle east can accomplish: with enough weaponry and ammunition the Palestinian scourge can be eradicated once and for all, bringing a final solution to the muslim infestation.

Let me ask you this Shministim thugs: you took America’s money but now you don’t want to kill any ragheads? You’re either cowards or double-crossing rats! Good to see you’ve brought shame to every Israeli who will gladly accept whatever money they get given, regardless of what they have to do for it. What makes you ‘shministim’ so special?

While here at STR we refuse to condone threats or violence of any kind it needs to be stated: the real ‘Jews for peace’ live in settlements in the West Bank and Gaza, carry loaded assault rifles, have a kill-on-sight any Palestinian they see attitude, and will do whatever it takes to rid the Holy Lands of the Islamofascist menace even if it means having to suffer through accidental mishaps like dropping white phosphorous on Palestinian civilians. As Christians we must do whatever we can to support this, it’s the least we can do, besides paying for all of it like we are already. And with enough good work the Rapture will finally occur, sending all good Christians (Jews and Muslims not included) to Heaven for all eternity.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Born on Jeckyll Island, GA on July 3rd, 1962, Mr. Neck’s childhood was shaped by a love of Jesus and the strong enforcing hand of loving parents, Emmett and Irene, that kept him on the God’s path.

Mr. Neck started writing songs as soon as he could sing. He wrote his first song, “Hippies (Let ‘em Burn)” in 1972. It was picked up by some political campaigns down South but his parents felt it unseemly for him to appear on a stage. He was then sent to a boy’s Christian academy in Guatemala where songwriting was discouraged.

On returning home, newly washed in the spirit, Mr. Neck supported himself with various odd jobs while tirelessly working to save pre-born children and to fight the homosexual menace in our schools. Despite his gift of verbal ability and tuneful whistling, Mr. Neck refused all attempts to write songs for the movement.

In the mid-80′s Mr. Neck seemingly disappeared. It was rumored that he had “gone liberal” or became an alcoholic. In 1999, he resurfaced speaking fluent Spanish and other Latin American tongues. He refuses to talk about these years but when asked about it he frequently hums “De Colores” and chuckles to himself.

After his parents died in 2003, Mr. Neck began to write songs again. His first new song, “Liberals (Let ‘em Burn)” caught the ear of some political campaigns down South and he began to perform them. 2003 also brought word from God that Mr. Neck should move to “Sodomy Central” or Boston, Ma. Once there, he began to perform live and gained a reputation as a straight-shooting liberal hater.

In 2006, Mr Neck started Billy Bob Neck’s Hour Of Bein’ Good on a local radio station, which plays weekly. 2006 also found Mr. Neck joining forces with Shelley The Republican, a leading website of Conservative Christian thought. He writes and produces Briefly Patriotic, a short inspirational podcast.

Mr. Neck is married with two children who he prefers to keep out of the public spotlight.

I remember when my good wife and I were home-schooling my two daughters one of the greatest challenges we faced was finding educational resources of a good enough quality to ensure that our children got the best possible education. Then as now we home-schoolers must look far and wide for reference material that is free of anti-American, anti-Christian and anti-Conservative bias.

Some parents allow their kids to read the online lie-library commonly called wikipedia. The excuse I usually hear is that there is nothing better, well that may have been the case but not any longer. An exciting new project run by friends of ShelleyTheRepublican promises to set the record right and give our kids a science and history resource that is free of any kind of bias or prejeduice.

Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America. Conservapedia has easy-to-use indexes to facilitate review of topics. You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of “political correctness”. Conservapedia will eventually be the greatest encyclopedia since Microsoft’s Encarta, but until then please familiarize yourself with what makes it different from Wikipedia and enjoy this excellent featured article:

History

France’s History can be broadly summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered “winners” of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due to a red wine induced error on Churchill’s part.

Other historical highlights include winning the 98 Soccer World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.

Geography.

France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein. Who the heck cares anyway as long as they stay put.

Culture

France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called “Champagne”. They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.

All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, communists are in power, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.

Politics

France is one of the world’s few remaining Marxist / Communist states. It’s president, Jack Chirac is one of the few world leaders who has open diplomatic relations with known terrorsts and left-wing extreemists such as Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein and John Kerry.

Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the cover of the European Commission.