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Friends,

This is a 100% true story told to me by a close Christian friend who saw it all happening. I think you will find this story as inspirational as I did. It’s a sobering story all about the danger of making stuoid remarks, especially atheistic remarks!

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform… I’ll give you exactly 15 min.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was too busy today protecting America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.”

The classroom erupted in cheers!

What an inspirational hero. I hope that I would have done the same if I had been in that same situation, except that I wouldn’t have waited fourteen minutes to smack that filthy low-life ACLU scumbag in the face.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Now that the elections are good and won and we shall soon be giving Hobama, Pelosi and their ultra-leftist homo-islamic storm-troopers the boot we need to focus on rebuilding America. What could be more pressing than the need to end the abomination that is atheism.

It’s time to get smart about the atheist’s diabolical plan – we need to turn every single Jesus-hating atheist into a Bible-believing Christian. If used correctly June Hunt’s God-inspired technique can be used to bring any number of lost-sheep back into our fold.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

I recently recieved this letter from a concerned parent:

Dear Charles,

The other day my daughter told me that she had been invited to join her school’s “Glee Club”. Initially I was over-joyed to learn that my daughter would be singing devotional songs and hymns: When I was a young man I was a member of our Church choir. What could be more joyous than a psalm?

Unfortunately after my daughter told me that her friends had got the idea from a secular TV show, I soon realized that this “Glee” would only be performing secular, sluttish devil music. I immediately banned my daughter from having any association with her secular friends who would no doubt be homosexuals, atheists, drug-abusers and other members of the criminal class. I also organized a group of concerned parents to lobby the head-teacher to have this so-called glee-club shut down.

Thanks to our diligent care we were able to save the children from almost certain moral temptation. Their week-nights are now free of this carnal distraction, and I have no doubt our youngsters will use this spare time for more godly pursuits. I implore you to spread the word to our fellow conservatives of the danger that our kids face from this ungodly craze.

Yours in Christ, Bill from Iowa

There’s been a lot of hype concerning the most recent mass psychosis destroying our children – I’m talking about the liberal medias new darling child, Glee. In case you’re not aware a ‘Glee’ is a popular television show that is being done on the once-respectable channel, FOX. While it pretends to be wholesome family entertainment, Glee is a no-holds-barred multicultural-agenda anti-American Christ-hating propaganda slam written by gay-agendaists to destroy America’s most precious resource – our kids. Throw a lock on the TV and put your children to bed early: Watching this show is guaranteed to corrupt your kids!

Glee Club Cattle Call: Notice something odd about these kids? They are all freaks, delinquents, oddballs and misfits. Not a single one of these kids aspires to traditional American values, in fact this whole show exists to convince kids to be ‘artsy’ (homosexual). Would you want your kids behaving like this in real life? Heck No!

The premise of the show is simple: take as many liberal stereotypes as possible and sit them in a room. There’s a loud-mouthed negro, Kirk the flaming falsetto, the androgynous asian shemale, Finn the quarterback, and Rachel Barry as the female lead. Also a cripple in a wheelchair.

Plots are simple and simply exist as a vehicle for liberal propaganda: Finn’s gf is pregnant by Puck, Kirk secretly loves Finn, Coach Sylvester, Rachel loves Finn but is seeing someone else, Cheerios, Mr. Shoe’s wife isn’t really pregnant, the hot teacher at school like Mr. Shoe a lot, a turkeybaster. These so-called plots have no purpose other than to undermine our Christian values, so why are we allowing it on our TV when kids might be watching?

Glee – Don’t Stop Believin’: The lead-male sings “I’m Just a Small-Town Girl”, what are impressionable teens to make of such obvious gender-bending? Do you want your daughters thinking they are men? Do you want your boys playing mommy? Heck no!.

The lack of realism is glaring: Glee’s cast is an attempt to depict America’s highschools as a melting pot of opportunity. In this fake-liberal paradise the producers have glossed over the failures of the democratic government education system: Where are the functional illiterates roaming the hallways. Where are the knife-wielding gang-bangers. The message is clear – go to a public school, it’s great: This TV show is a calculated insult to America’s home-schoolers.

Glee – Ice Ice Baby: from the Glee ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, this was one of the first-ever gangstah-rap songs, and the only one that was any good. Vanilla Ice’s is a popular negro “rap-artist”. Why are these white children being encouraged to perform what is essentially a black form of music? Why not perform some popular white musical genres such as country and western or bluegrass? Why are these kids being encouraged to be traitors to our race?

So what is Glee’s other big message: They clearly want you to think that it’s OK to be a looser.

The Bible teaches us that Jesus wants us to be rich, wealthy and beautiful – just like Jesus. This show tries to tell kids the exact opposite. Who are the bad-guys in this series – naturally the popular, hard-working good-looking kids who have not been cursed by disability or the Mark of Cain. What’s wrong with being white? Like all liberal propaganda the show does not make this point explicitly clear.

Glee – Physical (Let’s Get): also from the ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, Coach Sylvester teams-up with sexpot Olivia Newton-John to update and remake the original ‘Physical’ video, as well as recover some of Coach Sylvester’s image that had been disgustingly slandered by the Gleesters.

Glee is all about setting false expectations: Glee tells kids that you can be what you want to be. A rock-star, a dancer, whatever you want. But what about being what GOD wants you to be.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III

Folks you may have heard about the dangers posed to Christian America by the ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ addicts. At STR we’ve stepped-up and proven the dangers that ‘D&D’ addiction can have, by destroying children, their families, and all their friends and loved ones through it’s subliminal Satanist messages. But what a lot of people don’t know is that ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ has been trying to harm our children for a long time now. In fact this early ’60 Minutes’ report on the dangers of fantasy gaming and ‘D&D’ went a long way in showing the world how morally corrupting this ‘game’ can be.

60 Minutes D&D Expose (part 1): in this 1985 shocker, the investigative journalist television show ’60 Minutes’ takes on and exposes the hard facts about the ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death cult.

Did the ’60 Minutes’ show accomplish what it set out to? Yes, there’s no doubt that ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is a dangerous game chock-full of subliminal messages designed to destroy the moral sanctity of the Christian family. Filled with demons, and dragons, and dragon-demons and drugs and role and gender-swapping, ‘D&D’ is a moral cesspit that is essentially a gateway straight to Hell.

60 Minutes D&D Expose (part 2): not only did ’60 Minutes’ prove the disturbing behavior ‘D&D’ addicts have, they were able to convert several members of the D&D gang to Christianity after showing them the error of their ways.

At STR we found that of the 12 teenagers who were filmed in this show playing ‘D&D’ 5 have since murdered people and are serving indefinite sentences, 3 are addicted to marihuana and are living as junkies on the streets, another 3 have have sex-change operations and only 1 (who repented and became a Christian) managed to find work and successfully complete high school. Just because this televised program is from 1985 doesn’t mean it’s not completely pertinent today: all the same terrible scenarios mentioned in this program are happening across America right now. If you or your loved ones play Dungeons & dragons do the right thing, just stop participating and burn all your ‘monster manuals’. Better yet, next time your friends want to play ‘D&D’ show-up but bring the only ‘manual’ they’ll ever need to read: the Bible!

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

Folks you may have read the numbers: Obama’s destruction of the economy continues unabated, but the American people are fighting back. New figures from May 20, 2010 “show the number of homeowners behind on their mortgage payments is at a record high” and that “more than one in ten homeowners missed a payment in the first quarter of this year.” Over 10% is bad, but with Obama it could have easily been even worse. We should add that “with fixed, conventional loans” the type of loan that’s traditionally the safest in tough economic times “now mark the fastest-growing group in foreclosure, accounting for 37 percent of the total.” Obama’s $11+ trillion intervention is once again a liberal dream turned nightmare. And as real business knows the worse things are economically getting, the greater the opportunity: which means America now has the biggest opportunity since it was first created as a nation emerging right now! It’s an honest-to-goodness win-win situation.

America Needs Winners Not Whiners: people like walstreetpro2 think that stopping America’s subsidization of medium and large corporations, and keeping more of workers hard-earned dollars in their pockets will fix things. Well boohoo you big crybaby it’s never going to happen!

Even better on May 10, 2010 it was reported that “the number of Americans receiving food stamps has reached a new record of nearly 40 million, or about one in eight Americans.” 1 in 8 of the US needing food or they might die sounds like a real chance for some smart entrepreneur to come up with some great ideas. America we need to tuck in our shirts, laser-off those tattoos, stop having gay sex while smoking marihuana, get a haircut, and get out there and pull off another great victory. Over 10% of mortgages in foreclosure or missing payments, and 1 in 8 on food stamps, America is in the greatest fight ever, a real chance to show what we’ve got to the world. Obama has tried to destroy the economy after George Bush had everything running smoothly. So let us all join our hands together as Christians and pray things get better.

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

Friends, there’s been some unfortunate developments in the battle for Godly technology. I’m talking about the camera phone, a device that is sold to parents as a work-saving device, but that is in reality a gateway to drugs, homosexual depravity and hatred of America. Teenagers purchase camera phones for one simple reason: to spite their parents. But when you include loose teenage morals with a 24/7 accessible internet and 4G wireless connectivity, the camera phone becomes a license for lechery the likes of which have never been seen before.

iPhone Sluts: many teenagers are first introduced to the iPhone by homosexuals who then force it onto mainstream society.

One of the worst phones ever produced, Apple’s iPhone is a festooned shimmering gegaw aimed heavily at the high-end homosexual market. When everything ‘gay is in’ Apple then cunningly used this to force it’s way into the heterosexual phone market and teenagers in particular.

Toxik & Hemmoraphage: cam girls Toxik and Hemmoraphage grit their teeth and prepare for another bathroom-mirror photo with their camera phone, after their previous 743 submissions to SuicideGirls.com were rejected.

Teenagers routinely flaunt their sexuality using camera phones. Whereas modesty and tact used to be the norm for young adults, now because of camera phones they have become celebrity-wannabe floozies parading themselves around the internet in drunken naked stupors that disgust even convicted sexual predators at how ridiculously they are over-exposing themselves.

PsiikoKittii: the camera phone has become such a part of PsiikoKittii’s daily behavior that she emails friends, teachers, employers and random strangers naked photographs of herself out of habit. She is also addicted to marihuana and says that ‘having sex for money is great!’

Are camera phones a gateway to sex-for-pay and prostitution? Yes, at STR we’ve proven conclusively that within 38 days of using her first camera phone, a teenage girl is 57% likely to engage in some kind of webchat-for-money or selling images or herself in exchange for monetary favors.

JailbaitGallery: many of the young women in JailbaitGallery.com use camera phones, they’re so pretty I’d even stop dating my step-daughter for one of them.

As Christians we need to tell the public what’s what’s really going on when it comes to camera phones: the technology has allowed our young people to become so permissive in their morals that they are on the road straight to Hell with no turning back. If you see a young person with a camera phone make certain to confiscate it, better yet tell them you’re a Christian and that they’re going to hell in a handbasket if they don’t stop using it immediately! It wouldn’t hurt to slap it out of their hands and maybe step on it a few times, either. Trust me, they’ll thank you later when they realize that all the monetary costs to replace a camera phone are nothing compared to an eternal lifetime.. burning in HELL!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Hello America, if you’re like me you enjoy spending time with family and friends singing traditional Christian songs of hope and salvation. That’s why nothing excited us more here at STR than when our friends and fellow Christian activists at the Westboro Baptist Church sent us their latest hit single titled ‘God Hates The World’. Let me just make it clear: this is an uplifting and wonderful little tune about how liberals and America-haters are all going to die and burn in Hell forever just as Jesus desires. It’s a guaranteed hit that brings tears to my eyes every time it gets played on the radio here in Arkansas.

Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.

In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Friends,

Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It’s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism?

Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word “volunteer” is mentioned only once in the ESV, yet the socialistic word “comrade” is used three times, “laborer(s)” is used 13 times, “labored” 15 times, and “fellow” (as in “fellow worker”) is used 55 times.

Isn’t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
9. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
10. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Every day the family is under attack from the vices of secularism and homosexuality, fortunately Shelley the Republican is here to guide our fellow patriots in need towards the TRUTH:

Dear Shelley,

I’m worried that my son might be becoming a homosexual. He has stopped attending church and since we sent him to a secular college he talks funny and acts all “european”. I’m so worried – the Pastor told us all about Homosexuality – I do not want my son to become one of them!  I do not want my son to go to Hell – what can I do to save his soul?

Yours Sinceerly, Mrs M. , Zappala, NY

Dear Mrs. Zappala, you were right to contact us, when you are faced with a serious problem the best thing you can do is contact a friend who is a true Chrisitan. Today we will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about your Son’s sick perversion. Together we can defeat it:

What causes Homosexuality?

To combat Homosexuality first you have to understand what it is: Leading scholars all agree that Homosexuality is actually a form of demonic possession. Your son may be possesed by one or more homosexual demons who may require exorcism. But how did the demon get into your son in the first place?

Leading exorcists agree that homosexuality is caused by gay-demons such as the one pictured above. Note it’s horns, and unusual genitalia? Would you want one of those inside your son? Of course not!

Leading expert on Homosexuality James Dobson has discovered that most kids are made into homos as a consequence of either negligent or abusive parents: That means if your child was not neglected, then it’s beyond doubt that he was sexually abused by your husband or some other family member as a child. It’s your duty to report your Husband’s criminality to the police. Next time you look into your Husband’s eyes consider that he may be a child molester and your son’s gay homosexuality might be his fault.

There are other possible causes: Vaccination has been linked by homosexuality. If you vaccinated your kids then there’s a very good chance that you might have turned them into gays. This is because every single bottle of vaccine ever made contains a single tiny demon ready to be injected into your kids. We reccomend that no Christian children should have any form of vaccination whatsoever until science has proved beyond all possible doubt that vaccination does not cause homosexuality. I’m sure every sensible person agrees that this is just plain common sense.

How should can we cure Homosexuality?

The first step in curing your child is to throw him out of your house:

It may seem cruel but you need to send a strong message that this “deathstyle” choice will not be tolerated. Under no circumstance should you show any form of acceptance for your child’s foolish behaviour. He will soon learn to understand that the only way to win back your favour is to reject these “European” ideas. Only once he has returned can you begin with the next and most important part of his treatment: Ex Gay Therapy.

Exorcising a gay demon should not be undertaken lightly:

Under no circumstances should this kind of work be undertaken by amateurs. You need help from somebody who is steeped in the Holy Blood of Christ – your pastor should do. Under no circumstances should you consult a psychiatrist or physician unless they are a member of your church or a practicioner of Focus on the Family approved Ex-Gay therapy. Unfortunately the medical professions have been overwhelmed by an an evil “anything goes” secularist culture. If your son is a more serious case you should consider refering him to Focus on the Family’s premier ex-gay ministry: Love Won Out.

STR Fact-File: Do “Gay Jenes” exist? Yes, our research has shown that certain brands of clothing can strongly encourage homosexual behaviour. If your child likes to wear “Calvin Kleins” or other tight-fitting cloths that is an obvious choice that your child be on the verge of selling his soul to a gay-demon and is about to make a lifestyle choice of homosexuality.

Look at your child’s possessions: Are they tainted by homosexuality? You may not realize it but a great many products owned by older kids are actually portals to hell. If you see any of the following items they should be destroyed, preferably in a consecrated fire:

• Apple products, including iPhones and iMacs. We have reported previously that these products can be used to play un-Christian movies and music. Your kid’s iPod might contain disruptive secular music. If it has there’s no way to remove it – the whole thing must be burnt.
• Tight-fiting and gay looking clothing. Do you know where your kid buys his clothes? Next time you go to a high-street fashon shop take a look at the kinds of underwear they sell? Ask yourself – are these sensible and Godly or are they shameless and provocative. If you are not sure it’s best to put them in the incinerator along with your kid’s Nintendo DS. Better safe than sorry.
• Books. When I was a kid, I only had 2 kinds of book on my shelf: The Bble and the complete works of C. S. Lewis. Pretty much anything else is a sure recipe to turn your kid into a homo. Be on the look out for sicence-fiction or fantasy books. These are espeically harmful as they tempt your child towards the occult: Another word for homosexuality.

Now that you know what to do do not feel araid to do what God is telling you to do: The sooner your kid is out on the streets, the sooner he will be saved.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Many of you are aware that STR stands for America and Christian faith. But we also represent freedom of speech. Lately though there’s been a real chill of self-righteous indignation from liberal whiners complaining about Christian faithful using terms like lezbo, queer, fag, homo, and others. Well too bad!

Complaining About Being Called Homo: This is what America has come too, a sissy-pants ninny-nanny state where mincing dress-wearing Nellys prance around flaunting their homosexuality. Before one complains about being called a homo, remember that being gay is a lifestyle choice people make on their own!

If we had caught him displaying homosexual behavior at an early enough age, proper identification could have had him sent on Christian Heterosexual Reeducation, Indoctrination and Standardized Training (CHRIST) camp. Being gay is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be homosexual, that’s just the way it is. With proper supervision and religious training, every trace of this behavior whether a lisp or anything else vaguely gay can be treated and cured. CHRIST Camp boasts a 100% success rate, that’s why we’re asking the STR readership to pitch in with anything they can to this great cause. Let’s get this kid cured of being queer, you owe it to him, and you owe it to Jesus. Please send donations c/o “Shelley the Republican” to 100 Amber Lane, PO Box 473, Nampa, Idaho, Zip 83652, USA and we guarantee these donations will reach us at the armed secret STR compound in Elk River.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Friends,

You may have heard of a new video game called “Spore” – according to the drive-by media it’s all about “Evolution”. So why do liberals hate the game? There’s a campaign to give it one-star reviews on Amazon.com. Could it be that they hate the game because it tells the TRUTH about evolution?

Spore was created by Will Right: He’s a major McCain backer and a true American conservative entrepreneur. That’s exactly the sort of person that liberals hate.

Alexander Cornswalled, a leading Christian game-reviewer and veteran culture-warrior actually got to play a legal copy of the game. This is his review:

“The main criticism of the game is that it endorses evolution and promotes a “try and see if it works” vision of creation. Even when not explicitly endorsing evolution it, according to its critics, promotes the idea that God was just trying different things to see if they would work…. The reality of the game is very different and I think Christians are missing out on a tremendous opportunity to use popular media for evangelism.”

Cornswalled went on to investigate the role that “evolution” plays in the game, and found it to his satisfaction:

The actual “evolution” in the game is limited to a creature surviving or dying based on how well it’s adapted to its environment. At no point in game play does the creature actually change form one type of creature into another. All of the “evolution” is micro evolution, variation within the created type.

The actual design phase is where the creature is advanced. The design phase is where you step into the role of the creator and build or modify your creation. Critics claim that this is evil because it’s not a reflection of how God created the universe. I think its brilliant because it shows just how HARD designing a creature can be.

Shelley and I will be encouraging the kids at next year’s Jesus Camp to play this game in order to fully appreciate the awesome wonder of God’s creation. We are buying ten copies of the game now, safe in the knowledge that profits from this game will go towards funding the McCain Palin campaign.

Spore asks kids to think about evolution. By playing this game they realize that nothing evolves by itself – something has to guide it. You too can use this game as a witnessing tool to help your friends and family understand the literal truth of the book of Genesis.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Just a quick reminder to all our faithful readers:

Y’all need to head over to AFA.NET, the second most valuable website on the internets.

Whatever you need to do to please the Lord you’ll find everything you need there:

Fight Homosexuality, register to vote, send a prayer request and much more.

God bless,
Shelley N. Goodman

Friends,

This is just sick. Why is it that we run the risk of arrest and persecution simply for staying true to our faith. Read this story submitted by one of our teenage readers and and be angry:

This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I’m a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn’t want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

 

Pagans: They hate Jesus and they hate America. If you anger them they might cast one of their evil spells on you. Why should schools defend these dangerous women?

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was ‘discriminating’ against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it’s a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting ‘religion’.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She’s the one who’s discriminating against me because I’m one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It’s that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It’s all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they’ll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

If that story moved you like it moved us, I urge you to use the PayPal link on our site to donate generously to ShelleyTheRepublican’s God-Fund. We aim to help kids like the one in this story overcome the opression and cruelty of living in a secular world.

PS. If you have to face evil pagans who hate your religion, please find a moment to refer to this helpful page of pagan-facts prepared by our friend Jack Chick.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard