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Friends,

You may have heard of a new video game called “Spore” - according to the drive-by media it’s all about “Evolution”. So why do liberals hate the game? There’s a campaign to give it one-star reviews on Amazon.com. Could it be that they hate the game because it tells the TRUTH about evolution?

Spore was created by Will Right: He’s a major McCain backer and a true American conservative entrepreneur. That’s exactly the sort of person that liberals hate.

Alexander Cornswalled, a leading Christian game-reviewer and veteran culture-warrior actually got to play a legal copy of the game. This is his review:

“The main criticism of the game is that it endorses evolution and promotes a “try and see if it works” vision of creation. Even when not explicitly endorsing evolution it, according to its critics, promotes the idea that God was just trying different things to see if they would work…. The reality of the game is very different and I think Christians are missing out on a tremendous opportunity to use popular media for evangelism.”

Cornswalled went on to investigate the role that “evolution” plays in the game, and found it to his satisfaction:

The actual “evolution” in the game is limited to a creature surviving or dying based on how well it’s adapted to its environment. At no point in game play does the creature actually change form one type of creature into another. All of the “evolution” is micro evolution, variation within the created type.

The actual design phase is where the creature is advanced. The design phase is where you step into the role of the creator and build or modify your creation. Critics claim that this is evil because it’s not a reflection of how God created the universe. I think its brilliant because it shows just how HARD designing a creature can be.

Shelley and I will be encouraging the kids at next year’s Jesus Camp to play this game in order to fully appreciate the awesome wonder of God’s creation. We are buying ten copies of the game now, safe in the knowledge that profits from this game will go towards funding the McCain Palin campaign.

Spore asks kids to think about evolution. By playing this game they realize that nothing evolves by itself - something has to guide it. You too can use this game as a witnessing tool to help your friends and family understand the literal truth of the book of Genesis.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Just a quick reminder to all our faithful readers:

Y’all need to head over to AFA.NET, the second most valuable website on the internets.

Whatever you need to do to please the Lord you’ll find everything you need there:

Fight Homosexuality, register to vote, send a prayer request and much more.

God bless,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Friends,

This is just sick. Why is it that we run the risk of arrest and persecution simply for staying true to our faith. Read this story submitted by one of our teenage readers and and be angry:

This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I’m a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn’t want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

 

Pagans: They hate Jesus and they hate America. If you anger them they might cast one of their evil spells on you. Why should schools defend these dangerous women?

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was ‘discriminating’ against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it’s a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting ‘religion’.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She’s the one who’s discriminating against me because I’m one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It’s that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It’s all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they’ll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

If that story moved you like it moved us, I urge you to use the PayPal link on our site to donate generously to ShelleyTheRepublican’s God-Fund. We aim to help kids like the one in this story overcome the opression and cruelty of living in a secular world.

PS. If you have to face evil pagans who hate your religion, please find a moment to refer to this helpful page of pagan-facts prepared by our friend Jack Chick.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Just about every time you go on the internets you get bombarded with explicit pornography. Yesterday, I did a search on “Jesus, I need you” and a whole bunch of pictures popped up that surely came from the Devil himself - foul, disgusting pictures filled with nudity and perversions that only a deviant like Richard Dawkin could imagine.

But like Jesus says - ask and ye shall receive! Just as I was ready to chuck my computer into the sinkhole in my backyard, I got a email on the Christian Newswire about a new website that’s gonna bring family values back to the World Weary Web.

Christian Family Tube ain’t only a good name for a website but it don’t make no bones about what it’s about. Good, faithful Christians tried like anything to make YouTube a decent place for decent folks but instead they feature hardcore pornograpy, Wiccan ceremonies and Darwinists. But God don’t lay down for that kinda thing for long. He put the Spirit to work and now Christians finally got a good place to go.

Christian Family Tube ain’t just about tubes, though. Sure, they got some real good videos that’ll tickle everybody’s funny bone while providing a good strong family message

But there’s a bunch more, too. Y’all can upload audio and videos of sermons, too! Plus, you get your own personal page for FREE! How much free stuff can y’all find on the internets? Not much, I’m gonna bet! They got some good Christian music, too. And if you want even MORE free stuff, they got games that ain’t gonna rot your kids’ brain and teach them how have gay sex while robbing a liquor store. Wholesome games like Tic-Tac-Toe or World Domination.

I hope you’ll stop by and support this site cuz we Christians need all the help we can get!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Dear Friends,

Shelley has graciously given me time away from my work at STR.com to attend to the birth of my 8th child ? a lovely healthy blessing from the Lord. She is one of the lucky ones: She has been born into a Bible believing family, and has not been brutally murdered in the womb like the atheists do. She will grow-up and live steeped in the word of the Lord and some day we hope she will grow up to defend the rights of other pre-borns and protect America from the perverse homosexuals and evil liberals.

Mary-Beth Goddard Jr: By the time she grows up she might live in a Christan nation where the laws of God are obeyed and everybody lives in harmony. Alternativly if the Democrats win the next election she could be forced to take drugs and brutally murdered. For the sake of this child, please make sure that evil future does not happen.

But as I look into her sweet, innocent face I think of the less fortunate children. Those born to liberals, atheists and the infants who have the misfortune to attend public schools where the government mandates compulsory homosexuality lessons. What will happen to them?

The truth is sad: Many if them will die before they reach the age of responsibility: Most from sexually transmitted diseases, others from ?black on black? violence, but the overwhelming majority of them will fall victim to the modern scourge: ?Crack? Cocaine.

STR Fact File: What is Crack? Crack is made from normal ‘powder’ cocaine by the addition of a chemical called ?Bicarbonate of Soda?. It is 100 times stronger than ‘normal’ cocaine which is why most states sensibly require a mandatory sentence for even the smallest quantity of this deadly substance. Crack is known to have a particularly strong effect on people of African origin, as it is known to awaking the cannibalistic instincts of of their pagan ancestors.

Cocaine is a carefully controlled substance as part of America’s war on drugs but amazingly Bicarbonate of Soda is available in almost any supermarket or drug store. Why is this precursor substance to one of the word’s most harmful drugs not kept from the hands of those who would abuse it?

Liberals argue that there are many legitimate uses for bicarbonate of soda such as baking cookies or brushing teeth, but these days cookies and all kinds of baked goods are available pre-cooked and there are many more effective substances that one might use to brush teeth. These claims might have had credibility fifty years ago, but it’s clear that this potentially dangerous substance lacks any common non-illegal use today.

How many Americans have died because of this ‘innocent’ product?

We Republicans are all about freedom, so the last thing we would want to do is simply ban this chemical. We do not wish to make it impossible for legitimate home-bakers and people who are unwilling to use normal toothpaste, however we feel that in the interest of our children’s future we should regulate it’s sale. We modestly propose that sale should be limited to adults who have a certificate proving a valid use which has been signed by a responsible member of society, such as a pastor.

These toys marketed by a liberal toy-company are trying to sell kids on the life of a ‘crack ho’ - a prostitute who gets paid in crack-cocaine. It is vital that we reverse the social trends that have made this horror possible in America.

Please, if you do not want our children to grow up addicted to crack, I urge you to support this sensible precaution in the war on drugs.

Jimmy Goddard

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The moonbat-ocrats at the Daily Kos want you to believe that you shouldn’t vote for Mike Huckabee on account of some hijinx his son may have got up to a few years ago. It makes no sense at all, to blame the father for the alleged ’sins’ of his son, but in any case once we examine the facts that surround what the lunatic left are already staring to call a ‘doggie murder’ I think it is plain to see that David Huckabee been mis-judged by the drive-by media.

David Huckabee: Insane animal rightist, people haters call him a murderer, but parents know he was just doing what he had to do.

So David Huckabee killed a dog - so what? Who hasn’t killed a dog. I only wish I had a dollar every time a lesbo clintonazi called me a threatened to take me to court for running over her pouch. Lets faced it, dogs die every day and there’s nothing that you or I or the animal rights fascists at PETA can do about it.

The liberal media have accused David of cruelty, but can somebody tell me why a diseased wild dog was allowed in close proximity to boy-scouts? As you all know canine fangs are the WMDs of the animal kingdom - more Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism. David Huckaee did what any sensible American would do - he apprehended that dog and prevented it from attacking any of those poor defenseless boy scouts.

STR Fact File:Ronald Regan wrestled a dog to death when he saw it attacking an old lady in the street. Of course, President Regan wept tears of compassion that the beast should have died, but how else could he have stopped it savaging a defenseless American citizen?

But what of the accusations that David used a cruel and usual method of punishing the dog? Let me ask you a question - how many of you have ever eaten a hamburger or a pork-chop? An animal had to die to make that tasty burger, and guess how it was killed? Simple - it was hung up and it’s throat was cut, exactly the way David killed that aggressor dog. He simply followed the most humane way to dispose a perpetrator given the circumstances. I’m sure we would have all preferred it if he had simply shot the dog, but unfortunately ultra-leftists have prevented scout-leaders from carrying fire-arms as a gross violation of their 2nd amendment rights.

There will be some who claim that David did not need to kill the dog, but tell me: How many kids were torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none. After David clearly demonstrated he was not going to appease canine aggressors, it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.

Perhaps the most famous story about George Washington was as a youth he killed a wild dog. When asked why he did it, the future President replied: “Verily I do kill this dog so that I learn what it means to kill an Englishman.”. Why is it that the moonbats want to persecute David Huckabee but not George Washington? It does not make sense!

I think it’s time we left David Huckabee alone: He has expressed regret over this necessary unpleasant incident. He has paid a terrible price - having been fired as a scout councilor he will never again be able to work as a camp leader, thus denying him his income and a chance for a fruitful career in America’s leisure industry. Haven’t we punished this poor boy enough? Lets call David Huckabee what he really is, a Republican Hero who like Lewis Scooter Libby paid the ultimate price for having the courage to defend is fellow citizen.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Christmas is a time to be thankful for everything that God gave us.? Thankful for this greatest nation on God?s green earth.? Thankful for a Commander in Chief that ain?t afraid to fight an unknown enemy on an invisible battlefield.? Thankful that he don?t listen to polls or pundits but stays true to God?s instructions.? We?re thankful for an economy that ain?t never gonna slow down.? We?re thankful for wives who know how to be helpers and kids that know when they oughta shut up and show some respect.

Proverbs 13:24 - “He who spares the rod hates his son,
but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.”? Is it
any wonder why our jails are packed with the spoiled
off-spring of ex-hippies and homos?

But mostly we?re thankful to God for sending down His only son to be killed by the Jews so that we could have everlasting life.

Given that far too many of the folks that read our Christian blog ain?t Christians themselves but homos, witches, Catholics and Mormons it probably ain?t a bad idea to remind y?all of what Christmas is ? the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and without him the world would be one great big San Francisco full of towelheads having gay sex right in front of your kids and grandparents.

Where would we be without the morals we have
because of Jesus?? It would be than a never-ending
Folsom Street Fair except everybody would have
to bow down to Mecca before they got sodomized.

It’s pretty obvious that the Jews that run business in America came up with a plan to subvert Christmas by cheapening its meaning with a lot of junk that ain’t got nothing to with God, Jesus or morality of any kind.? From Tickle Me Elmo to red and green flavored condoms given out by the ACLU to your kindergartner very few people buying presents even stop to think about what Jesus wants us to give for Christmas.? Even Michael Moore knows that Jesus would weep at the sight of a dental dam with the words “Happy Swallow-Days” printed on it.

Now we’re planning on putting out a holiday buying guide but this one product caught my eye and after praying, Jesus told me, “yes, Billy Bob, y’all gotta put that up ASAP.”? And you don’t say no to Jesus especially around his birthday.

So here’s the Unborn Baby - US Troop Model ornament

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Like my pastor says all the time - children are the soldiers of the future.? The killing of pre-borns affects almost every aspect of our life from the health of Social Security to maintaining America’s infrastructure to keeping the price of gasoline affordable, but most of all we need to save our pre-borns because them towelheads breed like rabbits and it’s gonna be up to future generations of Americans to continue to fight in the glorious War on Terror.

This little guy encased in a womb of durable yet attractive plastic is already loaded for bear and y’all just know that his momma’s swelling not only with this future G.I. Joe inside her but also with American pride!? I ain’t ashamed to say that when I first came across this lil fella my eyes filled with the tears of a patriot.? As a matter of fact, I wating to see if there’s some kinda bulk discount so I can not only give ‘em out to everyone I know but also cover my whole tree with ‘em!? Ain’t the kids gonna love seeing that!

And God will, too!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Shelley asked our guest-writer Charles Roast for some comments on the subject of home-schooling which we feel will be helpful for many parents who will soon be blessed with a Child.

Now that you are married, it is your duty to become part of what is perhaps the greatest institution in the known universe: The Family.

As you know, the family isthe heart and soul of this great nation of ours, and as parents it is your primary duty to bring up your child with the gifts of firm discipline and a love of Jesus.

While the lie-beral media are constantly trying to downplay the importance of children and the Christian family? The fact remains it is the Christian children of America who are our future.

Small babies are incredibly intelligent at a far earlier age than liberal scientists ever suspected: even in the womb pre-borns are able to think, feel, touch and have a relationship with Jesus Christ. As a parent you must nurture that relationship - even in the woumb:

I suggest attaching a pair of loud-speakers or some other sound-making device to your wife’s pregnant belly so that your un-born child can enjoy fine Christian music, safely re-assured that it shall never be aborted like the atheists do with all their children.

Babies are ‘tabula rasa’: they are a blank slate upon which new ideas and concepts can be impressed and formed. That is why it is important to fill your child only with good Christian principles - we suggest that children should be given only wholesome entertainment like Veggie Tales.

Babies are not immune to the deceits and lies that people have come to accept as ‘facts’, Filthy lies such as the ?war in Iraq is bad? or ?the War on drugs is a waste of money? or ?humans are descended from monkeys? can corrupt your child.

It is therefore the duty of every parent to shield your children from this kind of influence until they are fully secure in their love of Jesus. Do not allow yoru son or daughter to mix with the children of the unsaved until they too are ready to spread the Gospel.

Before bedtime Children love to be read stories, what could be better than the perfect word of God? I strongly suggest that you read strictly from the King James bible, so that your child will have the gift of God’s word in his infancy - perhaps the greatest gift that any baby could have.

As your child grows up you may be tempted to to allow her to play video games, but is that good for her spiritual development? Certainly not. Most video games are made by pagan foreigners and lack a Christian perspective.

Instead, encourage your children to spend their spare time in quiet contemplation of Jesus’ - each of my children has a book-case full of the King James bible, a selection of apologetic tracts and Christian cartoons like Jack Chick. With all this great entertainment who needs Nintendo? Not my family!

The sick liberal establishment wants your children to go to public school for forced reeducation in the virtues of sodomy, hating Jesus, spitting on the Flag, and cursing the words of wisdom from President Bush. One of the great things about Christian home-schooling is that we can take time to educate our children correctly - our daily lesson plan puts biblical principles first.

Always Right,Charles ?Chuck? Roast III

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My dear friends,

I?m recently returned from our own Christian summer camp, STR Young Patriots Freedom Camp, where as usual we all had a wonderful time praising Jesus and training up our children to be as strong in their faith and determination to defend this great country as our Muslim enemies.

It was such a wonderful world of love, I can?t tell you! And Jesus was so happy he even helped us to beat all accuracy records on the shooting range.

So, I feel saddened in my heart in a way that my first report back from camp should reflect on the negative, but there was one story I heard there that I just had to bring to your attention. And especially, to the attention of our younger readers as it contains valuable lessons on why they should save every mote of themselves until safe in the clasp of marriage and God?s love.

Here it is:

During one summer a few years ago there were four teenagers in a youth group that has close links with our STR Young Patriots. Two of these adolescents were girls and two of them were men. For the sake of their own privacy, let?s just say that their names were Hillary, Rosie, Al and Barrack. Those aren?t their real names by the way! That?s just a little joke. ROLF! Although, when you learn about their degraded actions, maybe you?ll see why I selected those particular names.

Both of the men said that they were going to be preachers and that God had called them that way. They said they loved the Bible and loved Jesus and loved America. They were good men. But then, Barrack found out about a special present Hillary was planning to give him to mark his birthday. A birthday kiss.

There is no such thing as a “chaste kiss”.

Later that night, parked up in their SUV, Barrack asked Hillary to give him his present. Hillary kissed Barrack full on the mouth. Al and Rosie were sitting in the back of the car and were astonished to see their friends getting more and more passionate, giving up their bodies to sin and Satan. Soon Hillary was moaning and saying lewd things?

?And that?s where we have to close the scene for the sake of deceny.

But this is what I have to tell you. Now, four years later, three of those four have bastard children, born outside the sanctity of marriage who will go through life mired in sin and spurned by decent Christians. Two of them have already been through broken marriages. Three are alcoholic. One is addicted to drugs and another only recently kicked the habit having been arrested for possession (and I don?t hold out hope of her not lapsing soon!). Hillary, is now known to the world as Mistress Kinky Whiplash and works for Russian pornographers on the internet.

Only one meanwhile, still struggles to do her work with God, wracked with guilt, still feeling the smear of sin that Al landed on her innocent face in his terrible excitement.

Our Lord Jesus was betrayed with a kiss too. Don’t let this filthy habit destroy you.

Was all this the result of one kiss?

Of course not. Nothing is so simple. But that kiss was a match ? a lit match- that landed in the sea of gasoline of teenage emotions and caused such disgusting explosions.

And what?s the worst thing for these four luckless sinners? That?s right, no matter what they do from now on, their disgusting kissing activities are going to land them in hell. Jesus weeps for them! Please don?t make Him weep for you.

May God Bless You All,

Sam Johnston

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