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Keep your neighborhood free of terrorist bombs with the Sniffex Plus only from STR
Friends,
Are there Muslim bomb factories in your neighbourhood? It’s a well known fact that since the Obama-Clinton administration opened the door to unchecked immigration your street may already be home to more than one terrorist family.
How can you protect your family and Church from unchecked Muslim aggression? Thankfully Jesus has brought-together ShelleyTheRepublican and SNIFFEX Corporation of America to bring the ultimate in counter-terrorist protection to American patriot households like yours. We at STR are delighted to announce that Shelley The Republican has secured the contracts to exclusively distribute this technological marvel in North America, it’s time for you to meet every terrorist’s worst nightmare:
THE SNIFFEX PLUS
How much are you prepared to spend to keep your friends and family safe from terrorist explosions? Conventional bomb detections solutions are non-portable. Sniffer dogs might be effective, but are expensive to keep in top shape and unsuited to urban environments. That’s why Sniffex Plus is the bomb-detector you can bet your life on:
The elegant, portable SNIFFEX PLUS combines the latest in technology with the ultimate in portability: How does it work? The answer, is SCIENCE:
The Sniffex Plus modulates a magnetic Field with specific form in its surrounding. The interaction between the dynamic magnetic Field modulated by SNIFFEX®PLUS, the vertical component of the earth magnetic field and the motion of the operator, holding the device, creates the necessary condition for the presence of a magnetic interference. If there is an object in the surrounding containing -NO2 or -NO3 compounds or hydrogen peroxide in its chemical structure, this interference can be measured with SNIFFEX®PLUS. The antenna reacts as a pointer to the object.
Security personnel the world-over are using SNIFFEX PLUS to keep their streets free of terrorists. In addition to detecting bombs, SNIFFEX can detect:
- Firearms
- Ammunition
- Land-mines
- Currency
- Contraband
- Stolen Ivory
- Drugs
- Moonshine
- Liberals
- Illegal Immigrants
- Crime
There’s almost no limit to SNIFFEX PLUS’s detection power – absolutely nothing escapes the all-seeing eye of magnetism!
The retail price of SNIFFEX PLUS is $60,000, however as an introductory offer we will be selling this amazing blessing for a mere $29999 – that’s under half price! If that weren’t enough for every SNIFFEX PLUS you buy, we will donate one to a charity such as the Minutemen. Your investment will help keep Ameirica’s borders free of illegal immigrant scum.
DONT DELAY, YOUR FAMILY MY BE MURDERED BY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TOMORROW
SEND YOUR $29999 VIA PAYPAL TO shelley@shelleytherepublican.com NOW
AND REMEMBER
FREEDOM ISNT FREE!
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