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Senator Ashburn,

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

I talk a little more about the evil wickedness of the Olympics, why John McCain oughta be ashamed of himself when a Polish dentist/lawyer is brave than him and how all Sea World need to be killed in order to make up for that whale that killed that girl.

God is Love!
BBN

Everybody knows that there’s a big difference between calling someone a retard and calling someone a retard.  In one case, it’s a clinical term to describe Trig Palin like when I say that “Mrs. Palin gotta stay home and take care of that little retard child of hers.” That’s just a fact. But in the case of Rahm Emmanuel, he’s using the word “retard” to be hurtful and make fun of the apple of Mrs. Palin’s eye. Like every lie-beral defeato-crat in America, he’ll take any cheap shot he can to try to destroy Mrs.  Palin whether it’s making fun of her for not reading newspapers or the fact her poor little retard child of hers is  gonna have to wear a football helmet for the rest of his life. When Mrs. Palin bravely stepped down from the Governorship of Alaska she said something that always stuck with me and that I had my wife write down to keep on the dash of my Humvee. She said  “the world needs more ‘Trigs’, not fewer.”  I try to live up to that every single day of my life. And Rahm Emmanuel would do well to keep that in mind the next time he opens his mouth. He needs to start thinking about what he says rather than acting like retard.

Rahm Is The Real Retard

I’m real sorry for putting this up late. The lie-berals over at WMFO apparent thought this show was too truthful and went and messed up the place that you get the thing from. Too bad for them that a lot of former godless Linux users find the strength and hope of Jesus Christ and was able to get the show anyway! Guess y’all lost again, SATAN!

Anyway, the “president” wants to let homos fight like girls in the military, which I guess makes sense if ya wanna lose the glorious War on Terror but like a retired military man told me, “ya can’t protect the front AND protect the rear.”

I also talk about the travesty of convicting Scott Roeder in 37mins and the good common sense of Phyllis Schlafly talking about how women can’t be oppressed cuz they live longer than men. Why don’t lie-beral THINK??

God is Love!
BBN

Dear Friends – as most of you know ShelleyPAC has been fighting for years to stop the Obamunist Campaign Finance Reform zealots from destroying the US political system. We believe, and rightly so, that we need to give American businesses the chance they need to succeed in the new global economy. And that’s why we are absolutely thrilled to announce that the “Supreme Court [in a landmark 5-4] ruling” finally came to it’s senses Thursday and agreed to “allow corporations to spend unlimited amounts of money to elect and defeat candidates“. Jesus is walking, yes He is, he is walkin’ all over the sniveling liberals thugs and teaching them all a lesson with His righteous Supreme Court decision!

Angels Overlooking the Supreme Court’s Shoulders: It’s about time the right thing got done: with America’s new free market ethos, all the problems of the world will be fixed and a new era of prosperity and freedom will be ushered in.

Liberals are crying into their granola, even though the facts are that healthy corporations mean a healthy American democracy. One left-wing lawmaker even went so far as to whine “it was the worst Supreme Court decision since the Dred Scott case justifying slavery.” What an idiot: slavery was no-questions-asked bang-on the smartest idea America ever had. Needless to say terrorist-sympathizer Greg Palast monotoned the “Supreme Court decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, the Court ruled that corporations should be treated the same as “natural persons”, i.e. humans.” He then went on to snivel that we can “kiss that small-donor revolution goodbye” that helped elect populist gangsters like Obama because new donations from “persons” such as “CNOOC, the China National Offshore Oil Corporation“, “GoldmanSachs” and even the “Bin Laden Corporation” will drown them out. Whatever, cry more homo, it makes sense China be able to fund the right candidate since Obama already sold the US to them anyways, and if the Bin Laden Corporation wants some much-needed reform to the rules and regulations in the airline industry that sounds perfectly reasonable to me. It is the work of God Himself that the court made this ruling.

"And I looked at just one corporation, Exxon Mobil, which is the biggest corporation in America. In 2008, they posted profits of $85 billion. And so, if they decided to spend, say, a modest ten percent of their profits in one year, $8.5 billion, that would be three times more than the Obama campaign, the McCain campaign and every candidate for House and Senate in the country spent in 2008. That’s one corporation. So think about the Fortune 500. They’re threatening a fundamental change in the character of American political democracy."

Translation: 'waaaah-wah!' Cry more liberals, the Obamunists wanted 'change' well guess what... they're gonna get it! But not whiney Homosexual Agenda change, real change: buying and selling elected officials votes legally and openly on the common market. Maybe the NYSE will create a special credit-default-transfer over-the-counter reverse-debenture-convertible named after this. Jesus spent His life and died on the cross so that the free market could be protected, only a communist or a muslim would be stupid enough not to know this.

Maybe with this God-fearing decision citizens will finally get what they've been demanding for years: the chance to put their vote up for auction on eBay and Craigslist. As Christians we need to defend this Supreme Court decision with every ounce of strength we have: it's hands-down, no-questions-asked one of the greatest defining moments in American history. Many of America's Fortune 500 have profit in excess of many large countries: imagine all that money just raining down on the economy, finally a real job stimulus, no thanks to the Democrats as usual the market has to step in to fix everything. Take that Obama!

No Vote Slave = Happy Slave - Who says slavery is a bad thing: the common negro has proven to be either too stupid or lazy to make decisions without help, ditto for the fat-cat lazy US worker. Good riddance to Homobama and his pathetic "Pay-Pal revolution". It's about time the Courts stepped-up and shutdown this populist mess once and for all.

Libtards need to understand the facts: this is a Victory for the true free open marketplace. It is a victory for America which is no-questions-asked the greatest hard-currency capitalist Democracy known to mankind in the history of the world. And with the 'common sense' logic that these Judges have shown, businesses have finally been given the tools they need to succeed on a global level, while terrorists and 'troofers' and Iraq war vets and other thugs and malefactors finally get beaten-down and taught a lesson. This victory is even greater than the Vietnam and Iraq wars combined. It is God's Will this has happened, and at long last we can start to prepare for the Rapture knowing that Jesus the Warrior's forces are properly positioned and ready for the Final Countdown against the muslim-communist armies of Satan.

Always Right,

Charles "Chuck" Roast

Today was Martin Luther King Day and while I don’t quite get why he needs his own day it’s important that Christians get seen as caring about Negroes and homos. I got a real good call from Steve in England talking about his bookface group that’s well on it’s way to its goal of Destroy All Forms of Socialism: NO to Public Services, Abolish Government! This boy’s got a head fulla Jesus if I ever seen one! And I gotta call from another young Christian boy asking for advice on how to help his friend come to Jesus.

Pretty good day of saving souls!

God is Love!

While Bugs Bunny didn’t start the homo agenda (and I talk about how that happened) he did a lot to teach kids the “joys” of homo bestiality.  That ain’t right.

Also, Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council not the homo one, talks about how if Christians had run the banking industry we wouldn’t be in the shape we are today since Christians is moral and those in charge ain’t.

God is Love!
BBN

I hate to say it but if y’all come into a New Year with an filthy soul and the Rapture comes…yer going to Hell.  Ain’t no two ways about it.  I explain how souls is like fruitcakes – Jesus DON’T have accept the bad ones even if they’s given to him.

Plus, some lie-beral defeato-crat calls up cussing and whining about how Jesus didn’t hate anyone. Why do you THINK I call ‘em “dumbo-crats”!? HAHA!

God is Love!

The lie-beral homo before me was playing some “children’s” song about a transvestite elephant so is it wonder that some town in California appoint some slant-eyed homo as mayor?  The answer is no!

God is Love!
BBN

I met Tom Presper at a Alan Keyes rally at the local grocery store about a year ago and we talked a little about how Mother Theresa was prolly the KGB agent responsible for infecting our water supply with fluoride and chemicals of the homosexual agenda.  He struck me as a man and a Christian with a pretty good head on his shoulders. He moved off for points west but now that God put him back in Sodomy Central, there weren’t no other choice but to have him on the Hour of Bein’ Good.  Prolly one of the most information packed shows that y’all will ever listen to!

God is Love!
BBN

While talking about Thanksgiving and World AIDS Day (homos playing baskeball??) I started thinking about how Pat Robertson looks so young and ain’t got many wrinkles.  Then it hit me – y’all don’t need to spend a lot of money on creams and powders and surgery – ya just need to let Him into your heart and he’ll give you the facial ya always wanted!

God is Love!
BBN

Oh, yeah – I just got some new t-shirts made that’ll help ya when yer passing out Chick Tracts.  They make great Christmas presents to! The front of it has my stern but loving face on it and the back says, “Let Jesus come not only into your heart, but all over you”. I think that just about everybody’s dream!

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Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast