IceWeasel Mosaic: many of the linux programmers are yellows who are addicted to jap porn, hence their ability to apply a mosaic to the browser’s Ice Weasel logo. It didn’t fool anyone here though, we knew exactly what they were up to!

Recently Microsoft announced a Second Shot Voucher Program allowing people to rewrite, and rewrite, and keep rewriting their Microsoft IT certifications. This is precisely why Microsoft is the world leader in Information Technology, because even when you fail, with Microsoft you win, even if you fail, and fail, and fail again. That’s why we brought the censored IceWeasel logo to several of STR’s scripture-trained MCP ‘Second Shot’ graduates, who were able to quickly figure out the problem.

IceWeasel Humping: using several of our bible-trained MCSE’s we were able to change the ‘secret Agent user string’ in Internet Explorer allowing us to ‘see’ the filth the linux users were putting up uncensored on the internet. Was the IceWeasel site rated ‘xxx’? No it was not.

The linux ‘shell hackers’ have not fooled anyone with proper Microsoft certification training. We were able to see through this ‘mosaic’, revealing the exact kind of pornographic material the linux community is known to constantly share among each other using their encrypted ‘bit torrents’ networks. Has IceWeasel been taken offline? No, they encourage this kind of deviant behavior, seeing it as a badge of honor. It is the way of the linux criminal, copyleft-thug thieves who hate America. And that is precisely why our Christian readership need to stand-up against open source software and the linux copyleft, so that sharing of pornographic material like this can never happen again.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Last year we published an article explaining the dangers of the new kid-craze called “Pokemon” – thanks to your donations and prayers we have made great progress in ridding it from America. Unfortunately Pokemon is still on sale: Nintendo seem to show no plans of withdrawing this product, despite the harm we have shown it causes.

In the fall 2007 parenting guide STR.com sent to all subscribers we used this graphic illustration to demonstrate the harm that can be caused by exposing your kids to the demonic Pokemon.

2008 was a great year for our battle against the Pokemon: Jesus gave us the strength to have all Pokemons removed from the local toy store near STR HQ. He did more than that: He gave you, our readers the wisdom to forever banish the evil Poke-men from your homes. We received this letter from Fran, a long-standing STR prayer-club member:

to:shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
from:fran@christianmom.net

Dear Shelley,

The other day I heard my oldest boy talking about his Pokemon-game. I heard him speak boastfully to his younger sister that he was the the most powerful “pokemon trainer” in the land because he had collected two-hundred and fifty poke-men, and that he was the king of the world.

Just then I remembered what you said about Pokemon’s un-biblical influence on kids – that it encourages them to commit the sins of pride and greed and distracts them from Bible study. At that moment I knew my parental duty. I went to the shed and got a heavy-hammer from my husband’s old tool-box. I annointed the hammer with some Holy-Oil and said a prayer: “Jesus, let this hammer be guided by YOUR WILL and YOUR JUDGMENT”. Just then I felt the Holy-sprit seize control over my entire body, and I knew it was time to go to work:

I went to my son’s room where he was playing that idolatrous Nintendo and told him that Jesus had revealed to me that he must smash his game-boy and repent of his sins.

“No mum!”, he cried, “It took me a whole year to save up for that”, complained my son. “Please, no!” he begged – but I knew that was just the demons inside of him talking. I grabbed his arms, and with his hand inside mine we clasped the shaft of the hammer and brought the hammer down heavily onto his Nintendo. It shattered to tiny peices with a deafening crash.”No!”, he cried again, as Christ’s hammer pulverized the evil games-console, “No!” he shrieked again as the judgment of God reduced that foreign-made contraption to dust and splinters.

Finally, when it was all over my son lay sobbing in his bed. The game was just a collection of broken parts on the dented table table. I prayed to Jesus, offering my thanks for giving me the strength to do what had to be done. I knew that in time Jesus would make my son thankful: He would come to appreciate the tough decision I had made, for today his soul had been saved from the evil Pokemon.

Thank you, for keeping myself and hundreds of moms informed about the dangers of Pokemon. If I had not read your article my son would still be playing this game today, and who knows – he might have become a homosexual or a terrorist!

Thank you Fran – you are a true Christ warrior. You did the right thing: By destroying that Nintendo you have kept your son safe from eternal damnation. Your courage serves as an inspiration to others whose children have fallen under un-christian influences.

In part two of this series, we will look at the children who were not as lucky as Fran’s child: What of the kids who fall under the influence of Pokemon and do not have a caring Christian mom like Fran to protect them.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

And why?

Because you didn’t pay attention.

I’m here to tell you that’s what happening now right here in America.? We been trying and trying to warn y’all but you just won’t listen because you’re not paying attention.

For the past coupla weeks, we pointed out two of the most dangerous threats to the United States – Murderous Chinks and bicycles.? We presented no-nonsense facts and truth and still y’all just refused to take a bath or cut your hair.

I only pray that God and this video is gonna take the scales away from your eyes.

While driving to witness?last?Friday,?I had to go through Harvard Sq. and the most horrible sight appeared like a demon in front of me – thousands of bicycles taking up every square inch of the road where the cars belong! Fortunately, God blessed me with a video phone and I’m able to give y’all a sample of what life’s gonna be like if we don’t deal with the Chinese real soon!

Pay attention!!

I ain’t got no clue what negro entertainers got to do
with a woman’s God-given reproductive cycle but you
can be it was a lie-beral that gave it that name!

Anyway, I ain’t sure it’s ever been said outright but STR has a policy of not eating Chinese food.? If we’re spend a late night working at Mrs. Goodman’s house and the “visitor” has her in the kinda state where she ain’t gonna be cooking for us we order out good American food like hamburgers or pizza.? We like our pets too much to wanna wind up eating them because some godless commie thinks it’s a funny joke.

That don’t mean that I ain’t sit in a Chinese restaurant.? Sometimes, even though I explain the thing about eating pets and all, some Jew lawyer insists that we go to a Chink place.? Just walking through the door and seeing that statue of a poor little kitty cat that’s probably halfway through the digestion process turns my stomach.? (A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers told me the meaning behind the raised paw thing, too.? If the right paw is up they just caught the dog or cat.? If the left paw is up, it’s been frozen.)? When that happens,?though,?I usually tell them I’ll meet them there and stop by a 7/11 for a couple of cheese dogs and then say I ain’t hungry.? One more tip – don’t drink the water.? It’s usually got extra fluoride in it.

Y’all tell me that this don’t beat the holy heck out of some
little piece of raw cat rolled up in tofo with seaweed?

Yesterday, I wound up having to go to one of them places by the Air Force base.? It took me a little extra time to find it because, as I found out, there were a ton of Chink places all around the base.? I thought that was kinda odd but I didn’t think nothing of it until about mid-way through the meal.? A buncha officers from the base showed up and sat down around a big round table.? When they entered, we all stood up and applauded.? They was laughing and ordering beers (and why anybody’d wanna drink Chinese beer is beyond me) and having a good old time.?

We started talking about our?bidness and I mentioned in passing about how many?Coolie joints?there were around there.??One of the lawyers who defends soldiers against trumped?prisoner “abuse” charges said he noticed that a lot of bases got Rail Hopper joints around them.?

Chinks are sometimes called “rail hoppers” because when they
were supposed to be working on the railroad, they would pretend
to hit each other’s feet and “hop” up and down screaming in “pain”.
This was the start of Chinese disrepect for America.

After awhile this little dog-muncher girl come up to the soldiers and said “you ready order eat, GI Joe?”.? I gotta say that they was talking a little too loud about a project they was working on.? It made me a little uncomfortable but I ain’t one to judge people.? But I didn’t like the way that tiny, slant-eyed girl kinda smiled at them when she left the table.? She walked over to the register and I kept my eye on her and I’m glad I did, too, cuz she leaned over and I heard her say, plain as day, “one ton” and then she winked.

ONE TON.

It all clicked!? This lil commie shuffle-puck wasn’t trying to fade into the background, she was trying to eavesdrop on our troops!!? She was gathering intelligence on our?weapons program?for her commie masters back in China!??The whole reason for that restaurant was to get our top boys drunk, throw ‘em in bed with a Chinese whore, drug ‘em with truth syrup and then suck out every?secret the United States Military owns a patent to!? And, it turns out, that ain’t the only?pet abortuary doing it!?? And it ain’t only in my town.? It’s in dang near every American town with a military base!

The yellow, commie bastard chinks are using their restaurants as fronts for espionage!!

“Ah so, I see you ha’ kung poa chicken and pran for surface
to air missle..not fo’ rong, doe”

Y’all go ahead and mock, but before you do, look at the facts.? I took six of my favorite military bases and did a search to find out how many Maoist restaurants were close to it and which was the closest.? Then I checked to see where the closest McDonald’s was.? In every single case, the Chinks beat out McDonald’s by building one of their spy fronts closer to base than a safe, all-American restaurant like McDonalds.

This chart clearly shows the danger America faces from pet abortuary
restaurants like Wok-In.? In every single case a soldier has to drive farther
to eat decent, God-blessed American food that will not lose the
War on Terror.

I’m pretty sure that ain’t the end of it.? I heard rumors that they got these jaundy boy coyotes that smuggle bug eaters from the mainland specifically to staff these treacherous restaurants of death and deception.? They keep up a steady flow of ‘em and make blend in by changing their name to Brittany or?Jeff and teaching them how to say “America nummer one ok GI Joe” and “Gah bress USA Jor Boosh” all the while they’re listening in on your conversations and keeping detailed notes.? Don’t believe me?? Why else are they always trying to fill your water glass??? So they can stay close to the table and not miss one single syllable of conversation.? Why are they so good at math?? So they can do the complex calculations in their head when they hear some of our top military contractors talking about cutting edge missile technology.

It’s about time that we told them we told them squints sayonara.? Here’s an idea get ‘em hitched to a Mexican then deport ‘em both!? It’s a two-fer!

God is Love!
BBN

during the last 4 weeks, my work as an editor has brought me to Beijing and Shanghai as well as in some smaller cities in some of the Chinese provinces. My aim was to sell some of the Godly books I have published, to Chinese publishers, to help the Chinese to life the right (Godly – American) way. I must add I have been very successful in achieving that (but that’s yet another story to tell).

I have found the Chinese people quite nice. My hosts have been very hospitable and I was shown most aspects of how the Chinese live and think. I am pretty sure that with some help of God, our Leader, our government, our great American corporations and people like me, we might be able to breathe some fresh American air into this godless country and make it more American. With a little help from our side it could become a leading member in the coalition of the willing.

I must admit I was quite impressed with the way the Chinese government provide for their people. There are some things that I would love to see installed here in the US by the Leader.

1. Health care: the Chinese health care sector being largely privatized. No money, no service. Implemented in the US, the problem of having too much low-life like African and Mexican ‘Americans’ in the country would be solved by itself, with them not being able to afford health care.

2. Justice system: China has the leading role in this, with them accounting for around 90% of total executions worldwide. They even have mobile execution vans, isn’t that great? In China they show criminals that their dirty deeds will be punished with vengeance. For the US that would mean fewer criminals, no overfilled prisons, lower detention costs and a sinking crime rate. If China can execute shoplifters, burglars and fraudsters as well as people threatening the inner peace (terrorists), why can’t we? Also China has a conviction rate of 99,1% according to national references and a very inspiring “strike hard” policy. Any criminal once arrested will feel the effect of this policy. The Chinese justice system is allowed to use torture or any other mean to shield their citizens from these thugs and to help speeding up the process of extracting confessions and sentencing. 96% of the population has records in a permanent police surveillance database including pictures, fingerprints and in many cases DNA-prints. I would love to see that happen in the US. All these damn terrorists would have nothing to laugh about then.

I also love the idea of death row inmates being use for organ donor like they do with the inmates in China. The organs of people executed there will be sold to people who need them. A nice side effect is the government earning back money for the upkeep for the thug. If they can, why can’t we? Of course we would need other means of executing, this being electrocuted or gassed organs not being perfect for selling on. But that would only mean implementing other means of capital punishment, the best probably being death by hanging.

This female drug dealer has nothing more to laugh about. She will never ever again bring death and destruction to anyone.

3. Workers’ rights: Have you ever thought about why nearly all electronics and clothing as well as many many other goods we use in our households and industries are coming from China? This is because China has a great working policy allowing for companies to hire and fire people just as they deem necessary for production. Chinese workers don’t have all these rights we grant American workers (no holidays, an 80-hour week instead of our average 46, no safety requirements or any other extras). This helps the Chinese to be able to produce more than any other nation in the world because they can offer companies cheap laborers. I don’t know why these damn Liberals are moaning about the alleged poor state these workers are in. They might have to work long hours for a comparatively low pay, have no rights, no insurance and live in huge dorms with their fellow co-workers on the grounds of the plant. But why not? I have talked to these people during one of my guided tours during some of these plants and they all have told me about how grateful they are to have found work and to be able to support their family. Who are we to judge?

Chinese workers who love their job and are grateful of our American corporations to help keep them out of poverty. The man in front even cries because of our gentleness. Isn’t it heartwarming?

I find it great and think we should relocate all of our industry to countries like China. Our corporations would save a lot of money in salaries, the oil industry would be able to increase their profits which is great for investors like me. All our workers could lay back and relax, buying all the low priced goods the Chinese offer, and spend more time with their families and teach them the way of the Lord.

4. Restriction of speech: I just love the idea of banning liberal-lie, morally questionable and adult websites. No innocent mind would have to be brainwashed with atheistic filth. China’s government protects it’s citizen. They patrol and filter almost 90% of websites and the one’s they can’t will be shut down. New rules have been issued banning Internet news services from inciting illegal assemblies, marches and demonstrations as well as prohibiting activities on behalf of unauthorized civil groups. Any unauthorized demonstration will be shut down with utmost strength.

5. Forced (male/ female) sterilization and abortions: a common thing in China. Criminals, physical and psychological challenged people as well as ‘yellow trash’ (similar to our term ‘white trash’) are getting sterilized or have abortions in order to keep the genes clean and protect the Chinese population. I pray for this being done in America almost every day. Just walk down the streets in cities like L.A., Boston or NY and you see what I am talking about.

A great example of how well China adapts to the American lifestyle. They’re just loving it!

I will send a link of this article to my congressman and to the Leader and I would like to ask them to take over some of the great policies these Chinamen have installed in their state as well as to welcome them in the coalition of the willing. They can be as much or even more beneficiary to our economy and wellbeing as the blacks were back then in the South in the 17th and 18th century.

I urge you to do the same.

Barbara

Regular readers of this Christian website will remember that not too long ago I gave a warning about the terrible threat of evil this Great Nation faces from the red Chinese menace.

I now have to tell you that the invasion has already begun. Chinese “fifth columnists” and sleeper cells have been set up all around the weaker points in this great nation. Entire colonies, overflowing with highly trained shock troops and disgusting food made of the parts of animals that we normally sweep away have been set up all over the degraded liberal cities. They have established cells in nearly all those Democrat leaning cities that seek to undermine our country and God’s will by inviting over foreign enemies to set up base in their midst.

The STR.com team recently hired a photographer to travel to one of these liberal bastions, New York City, Sodomy Central, at great risk to his personal safety, to investigate the Chinese incursions that have been made there recently. His findings were horrifying.

Just look at these pictures:

Reliable sources have suggested that there is a good chance this man in the foreground may look like a notorious communist assassin. Known as Ching Chai Chi – or Speaks With Knives – the assassin likes to drink his victims’ blood after killing them. If it is him, what is he doing here?

Is this old woman on the left innocently doing her shopping? Or is she in fact the evil Wu Wu Wai Cheng, or Killer Witch From The Cold Mountains? What do you think? Do you really want to risk your children’s lives on that chance?

These are implements of black magic, often used by the Chinese Satanists to put a curse on America. What are they doing on our streets?

Shortly after this picture was taken out photographer claimed that he felt a spell being put upon him and said that the men seated in the picture were the evil magicians who did it. No doubt, liberal sceptics are now laughing at this idea, but can you really be certain he wasn’t right? He was there after all.

The writing isn’t just on the wall. It’s on the signs too! We have to act to stop them encroaching any further.

Shortly after he emailed these photographs to us, our photographer disappeared. Suspicious? We are.

The first answer is, of course, as always, to pray. Pray Jesus that these enemies are taken away from us. Pray Jesus that their plans fail. Pray Jesus that He protects our way of life.

The second thing to do is write your representative and ask him to act against the Chinese as fast as possible.

The third option is to fight against the laws created by The System, but I’m sure alert Christians will know what I mean when I say that it only takes a few good men…

May God protect us!

Sam Johnston

Top scientists, defense experts and military intelligence are for once all agreed that the threat posed by China is deadly. Within a matter of years, these dangerous people could have the power to destroy the great satellite infrastructure that God has helped America build up in recent years.

It’s absolutely terrifying to think that they could take control of our weapons defense systems and destroy this great nation. And make no mistake that that is their true intent and has been for decades.

Still wondering?

Me too.

It seems so far that Congress is going to do nothing other than let our Chinese enemies build up more weapons and make yet more money by flooding the American market with poorly built plastic products. For shame! They’ve attacked space. They’ve attacked us. How bad does it have to get before we act?

Of course, the Democrats do nothing. But if good sense does manage to shake them from their complacency, the solution is here with us, thanks to the foresight of Republican leaders past and present. We have the weapons. We are under attack. Why don’t we use them? It’s not like there aren’t too many Chinese people anyway.

May God Bless and Keep You All Safe From Harm,

Sam Johnston