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Senator Ashburn,

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

If you love Sarah Palin as much as we do then you will probably want to go pick up this month’s In Touch magazine. What could be a better advert for American family life than brave Sarah triumphing over the troubles in life such as her slut daughter and her little retard baby. America loves you Sarah.

Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Hello America, if you’re like me you enjoy spending time with family and friends singing traditional Christian songs of hope and salvation. That’s why nothing excited us more here at STR than when our friends and fellow Christian activists at the Westboro Baptist Church sent us their latest hit single titled ‘God Hates The World’. Let me just make it clear: this is an uplifting and wonderful little tune about how liberals and America-haters are all going to die and burn in Hell forever just as Jesus desires. It’s a guaranteed hit that brings tears to my eyes every time it gets played on the radio here in Arkansas.

Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.

In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

The ObamaScare Culture of Death Bill just gets worse with every passing day. Not only does it force women to have abortions at the risk of jail time – not only does it mandate that the government will tell your grandma when where and how she’ll be killed, but now, thanks to the Liberty Council, we find out that Barak Osama Homo bin Laden wants to have power over whether you get to stay the same sex as you are right now!  IT’S TRUE!  Obamacide includes a bit that says that so-called “gender transformation surgery” is gonna be mandated if this prime example of socialized wickedness gets passed.  That means that Homobama’s jackbooted “citizen army” can bust into your house at any time of the day or night, grab your daughter and attach a penis to her. But I guess if you’re a lie-beral, that sex change you can believe in.

Briefly Patriotic – ObamaScare Mandates Sex Change Surgery

Friends,

Every day the family is under attack from the vices of secularism and homosexuality, fortunately Shelley the Republican is here to guide our fellow patriots in need towards the TRUTH:

Dear Shelley,

I’m worried that my son might be becoming a homosexual. He has stopped attending church and since we sent him to a secular college he talks funny and acts all “european”. I’m so worried – the Pastor told us all about Homosexuality – I do not want my son to become one of them!  I do not want my son to go to Hell – what can I do to save his soul?

Yours Sinceerly, Mrs M. , Zappala, NY

Dear Mrs. Zappala, you were right to contact us, when you are faced with a serious problem the best thing you can do is contact a friend who is a true Chrisitan. Today we will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about your Son’s sick perversion. Together we can defeat it:

What causes Homosexuality?

To combat Homosexuality first you have to understand what it is: Leading scholars all agree that Homosexuality is actually a form of demonic possession. Your son may be possesed by one or more homosexual demons who may require exorcism. But how did the demon get into your son in the first place?

Leading exorcists agree that homosexuality is caused by gay-demons such as the one pictured above. Note it’s horns, and unusual genitalia? Would you want one of those inside your son? Of course not!

Leading expert on Homosexuality James Dobson has discovered that most kids are made into homos as a consequence of either negligent or abusive parents: That means if your child was not neglected, then it’s beyond doubt that he was sexually abused by your husband or some other family member as a child. It’s your duty to report your Husband’s criminality to the police. Next time you look into your Husband’s eyes consider that he may be a child molester and your son’s gay homosexuality might be his fault.

There are other possible causes: Vaccination has been linked by homosexuality. If you vaccinated your kids then there’s a very good chance that you might have turned them into gays. This is because every single bottle of vaccine ever made contains a single tiny demon ready to be injected into your kids. We reccomend that no Christian children should have any form of vaccination whatsoever until science has proved beyond all possible doubt that vaccination does not cause homosexuality. I’m sure every sensible person agrees that this is just plain common sense.

How should can we cure Homosexuality?

The first step in curing your child is to throw him out of your house:

It may seem cruel but you need to send a strong message that this “deathstyle” choice will not be tolerated. Under no circumstance should you show any form of acceptance for your child’s foolish behaviour. He will soon learn to understand that the only way to win back your favour is to reject these “European” ideas. Only once he has returned can you begin with the next and most important part of his treatment: Ex Gay Therapy.

Exorcising a gay demon should not be undertaken lightly:

Under no circumstances should this kind of work be undertaken by amateurs. You need help from somebody who is steeped in the Holy Blood of Christ – your pastor should do. Under no circumstances should you consult a psychiatrist or physician unless they are a member of your church or a practicioner of Focus on the Family approved Ex-Gay therapy. Unfortunately the medical professions have been overwhelmed by an an evil “anything goes” secularist culture. If your son is a more serious case you should consider refering him to Focus on the Family’s premier ex-gay ministry: Love Won Out.

STR Fact-File: Do “Gay Jenes” exist? Yes, our research has shown that certain brands of clothing can strongly encourage homosexual behaviour. If your child likes to wear “Calvin Kleins” or other tight-fitting cloths that is an obvious choice that your child be on the verge of selling his soul to a gay-demon and is about to make a lifestyle choice of homosexuality.

Look at your child’s possessions: Are they tainted by homosexuality? You may not realize it but a great many products owned by older kids are actually portals to hell. If you see any of the following items they should be destroyed, preferably in a consecrated fire:

• Apple products, including iPhones and iMacs. We have reported previously that these products can be used to play un-Christian movies and music. Your kid’s iPod might contain disruptive secular music. If it has there’s no way to remove it – the whole thing must be burnt.
• Tight-fiting and gay looking clothing. Do you know where your kid buys his clothes? Next time you go to a high-street fashon shop take a look at the kinds of underwear they sell? Ask yourself – are these sensible and Godly or are they shameless and provocative. If you are not sure it’s best to put them in the incinerator along with your kid’s Nintendo DS. Better safe than sorry.
• Books. When I was a kid, I only had 2 kinds of book on my shelf: The Bble and the complete works of C. S. Lewis. Pretty much anything else is a sure recipe to turn your kid into a homo. Be on the look out for sicence-fiction or fantasy books. These are espeically harmful as they tempt your child towards the occult: Another word for homosexuality.

Now that you know what to do do not feel araid to do what God is telling you to do: The sooner your kid is out on the streets, the sooner he will be saved.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors of Shelley The Republican that certain homosexual, liberal and other such European-oriented persons have attempted to smear our pristine reputation as defenders of ALL life with the base and baseless insinuation that, in some way, we were responsible for the death of the immoral mass murderer, George Tiller the Baby Killer.

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen

Paul Weyrich died at the end of last year, December 18th 2008, his heart broken by the sick liberal changes happening to America. While socialists and homos tried to distract the US population with the rigged election of the Kenyan-born negro President Obama, the important story that Paul Weyrich had passed away was carefully censored by the Liberal Media so as not to arouse concern from his legions of doting followers.

Paul Weyrich: At this seminal meeting of Chistian conservatives in 1980, Paul Weyrich warns of “good government” syndrome. Paul was wise enough to know that if people just showed respect for their leaders and had faith in Jesus, everything would turn out just fine.

Paul Weyrich should be a name every home-schooled child knows by heart: Paul was an original Barry Goldwater conservative, struggling in communist Minnesota to get the Republican vote out. Paul grew-up in the 1960s with homosexuals and liberals and marihuana smokers running rampant, a terrible time. A co-creator of the Heritage Front conservative thinktank, Paul Weyrich was critical in getting Christian voices mobilized. His slam-dunk came in 1979 when together with Jerry Falwell, Paul Weyrich co-founded the Moral Majority, a term Weyrich coined personally, after a rift in the Christian Voice resulted in various unnecessary accusations.

Paul Weyrich is seen here asking Republican party luminaries like Alan Keyes and Ron Paul at a “Values Voter” debate about the danger of the homosexual agenda. Paul helped create these “Values Voter” debates so that people would stop talking about selfish personal issues and the economy, and focused them instead on the real “Values” such as the dangers of the homosexual menace, marihuana smoking, and whether America is still the greatest nation in the world.

People may not remember, but many of us are old enough to know the horrors of the 1960s. It was an awful time filled with partying and moral decay and sordid inter-racial fornication. Almost the entire grassroots of the Moral Majority came from lower middle-class families of Christian America, people with skilled trades, owned small businesses, or else worked in plants making plate glass and vinyl flooring, and who had traditionally voted Democrat. Paul Weyrich changed that: instead of thinking about greedy ‘Me… Me’ he got Christians mobilized and thinking about sin and morality and doing what’s best for America, moving almost 8-10% of the voting public away from voting along traditional economic lines. Paul got the public’s Christian conscience focused on helping make America #1 again, by making sure the negroes and cripples and women and Mexicans and anyone else who got in the way learned to shut the hell up. Things have finally seen some improvement: in the 1960s the disparity between workers and managers wages was 1:20, now it’s 1:450+ in many areas just as God Himself desires. Liberals may have thumbed their noses at him by rigging the election of the first negro President as he was in his death-throes, but even in death Paul Weyrich doesn’t take things laying down. Let’s just see how Obama does without the Christian faithful supporting him. Paul Weyrich was a true Christian conservative icon. And now he’s a dead one. RIP Paul Weyrich.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

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I don’t think anybody would disagree when I say Obama’s biggest enemy is the family. His policies directly harm and destroy the structure of Family and its very core: Life.

1. Obama is pro Homosexuality and pro “Gay Marriage”. Hundreds of studies, done all over the world prove that Gay Marriage destroys the religious institution of marriage.

There is no question about it: If we allow gay marriage, people will start to demand to being able to marry dogs or plants. You don’t believe me? Just read the FoxNew article on the British slut who married a dolphin! Just because the pointy snout turns you on, you don’t have to marry the damn, stupid beast!

Homosexuality is a sickness that needs to be rooted out, not supported. Homosexuality goes hand in hand with drug and child abuse and we must stop it whatever it costs.

2. Obama is pro Abortion. 50 Million Americans have been killed which makes it a bigger tragedy than the Holocaust in Nazi Germany. Our “President” is trying to weaken the American society by killing the youngest of us and therefore splitting up families out of grief and pain.

If abortion ain’t considered murder it considerably weakens the morals of our society. People will start believing its just find to kill other human beings.

3. Obama is pro Terrorism. How can we feel safe with a “President” that does not think terrorism is a real threat, with a “President” that even pals around with terrorists? Obama has definite connections to terrorist cells himself. Some even say he IS a “one man terror cell”.

The Taliban in America, a sad reality because our negro “President” ain’t man enough to stand up to terrorism.

4. Obama has no morals. The “President” admitted to have taken drugs on several occasions. We all know that a drug addict can’t be cured. Once a junkie, always a junkie.

What happens if somebody offers him a line of snow or a shot of heroin? Scary thought: The leader of the free world can be bought with simple street drugs.

Folks, we need to impeach Obama. He has failed us: He promised to fix the economy, he didn’t, he promised us hope and prosperity but all he did is make things worse.

Please contact your representative in congress and urge them to begin impeachment proceedings. If we get to work right away we can get McCain/Palin in the White House by the end of the year!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman