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Friends,

Every day big-government takes away our liberties. It’s only a matter of time before Obama’s storm-troopers try to march us off to the FEMA death-camps. That’s why you are going to need to be armed. You need to maximize your stopping power. And that’s why ShelleyTheRepublica’s exclusive retail partner ChristianBooksAndThings.com is offering 30% off all extended magazines like this:

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Yours in Christ,

Jimmy

Friends,

A few months back Billy Bob Neck exposed MSNBC’s anchor-woman Rachel Maddow as a vampire. At the time many folks simply laughed in ridicule at Mr. Neck’s tireless investigation. Billy revealed the truth to Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and O’Reilly but they all said that this news was too controversial even for them.

Undaunted, he kept on searching for facts. Billy pieced together all of the evidence slowly building up a picture as incontrovertible as it was damming of Ms Maddow. Billy revealed this truth on his own show and podcast: Billy Bob Neck’s Hour of Being Good – which is fast becoming one of America’s most trusted source for unbiased opinion.

And the people listened. Real America listened. And real America petitioned Rachel Maddow to address these allegations.

We shall allow her confession to speak for itself:

Billy Bob Neck exposes Rachel Maddow as a lesbian vampire

Note that not once did Maddow deny being a lesbian vampire. Her attempt to make light of these allegations is a classic distraction technique beloved of liberal types. I think we can rest assured that Billy was 100% right!

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

We at Shelley The Republican have done our best to warn America about the threat posed by the afro-chineese conspiracy that is Linux. You can search though our collection of sensible, sobering articles, but sadly some “sheeple” do not seem to get the message.

Take this email from one of our liberal readers. Once you cut through his aggressive tone it’s worth addressing his foolish misconceptions. Read on, dear leader and let us expose this faker together:

From: Sven Nitbell
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
Subject: You think god hates Linux users??? Read me. It might make you understand something.

I am a Linux user, AND a Republican.

Sven is obviously a RINO – a Republican in Name only. It’s a simple fact that any person who claims to be a conservative but uses Linux, or is a homo is a liar. The plain simple fact is that the Republican party is for white god-fearing heterosexual folks who do not use Linux. Saying “I use Linux” is like allowing your sister to marry a negro. Some things are just not right and never will be.

I’m not going to be nice here. People like YOU are the reason our
Republican numbers are dropping and we are getting more communists by the damn day! Our enemies LIKE what we hate,
and when you tell them something opposes us, they become part of it! You
are KILLING us!

Hardly, it’s people like you Sven who are killing the Republican party. You are betraying Jesus, America and Freedom by fighting against the racial and ideological purity of our party. It’s people like us who are energising the base by promoting the issues that really affect America and by keeping our party and it’s values pure.

I am a Christian, not a atheist, not a liberal, a god
loving christian, conservative republican! I am CERTAIN god doesn’t hate
me. People like you have said Linux was communist since it’s birth, more
so every year, and now guess what??? We’re getting chinese and cubans by
the truckloads!

Sven, you say you are against importing the evil Chinese, Cubans, wetbacks and other godless foreigners who hate our freedom, and yet you seem to be perfectly happy to use their software. You’ve already bought into their tainted ideology which means you, Sven have been corrupted by their godless foreign ways. Call yourself a Christian? I promise you that Jesus does NOT use Linux.

Thanks a lot! Oh no, I’m not putting it all on you. There
are thousands of you making this once incorrect belief come true! Have you
SEEN the homepage for Fedora Linux during the 12 era? It was a
touchy-feely liberal piece of crap, and Fedora 12 itself was as stable as
uranium.

Uranium… in the hands of terrorists!

Fedora used to be a good republican-feeling distro. Here’s
another thing. Mostly geeks and nerds use Linux, because it’s a very
powerful and unrestrictive OS, and as we all know, geeks and nerds tend to
lean to the left. Tech generally leans to the left! Linux, however, did
get a good bit of Republicans, but now they are leaving in outrage. I
still use Linux because it does what I want, and windows does not. I don’t
use it for the hippie community it now has. If you look back in time in
Linux articles, the further back you go, the less liberal it gets.

So let me get this right, left-leaning freetards use it because it does what they want… now what kinds of freedom might they want? The freedom to break God’s law? The freedom to break DRM on content and pirate our American intellectual property around the world. The freedom to use products which violate American patents and give our technology to terrorist foreigners.

hope you understand this and remove us from your blacklist, and put
liberals. I assure you that more liberals use windows than they do linux.
I hope you now understand something important, and that you will help us
get back where we need to be by stopping those penguin slapping articles
on Linux. I agree with you on everything here except this, Shelley.
When I read your blacklist, I nearly had an aneurysm.

-Sven

Sven, the only promise we make is that we will continue to tell the truth about the Linux conspiracy. We will expose those who fight against America wherever we find them and we will never be afraid to call out fake republicans like you!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

By now I’m sure you know that the “Microblogging” web-site Twitter has been shut down – is it a coincidence that this “outage” blamed on an alleged “denial of service” attack came literally moments after a rigged senate confirmed racist Judge Sotomayor to the supreme court?

Obama has seen what social networking sites have done to his puppet-masters in Iran: He knows better than to allow the same thing in America. This is suppression of free speech folks: Just turn on CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the drive-by media and it’s almost as if they forgot to mention that the goddam wetbacks are taking over our once free country.

It’s only a matter of time before the Obama government shut down our email, web-sites and the rest of the Internet. Now that the liberals hold say in the supreme court I expect we will be seeing martial law within a few weeks.

My God have mercy on our souls!

JG

Dear Readers:

Freedom of Speech is one of the core values of in this great land of ours. Everybody has a say, within some very strictly defined limits.

Below you’ll find one of the many hateful emails we at STR receive every day. Just go ahead and read how wrong and stupid they are.

Kind regards,
Shelley N. Goodman

From: xxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: A Concerned Viewer
Date: June 27, 2009 5:46:07 AM GMT+02:00
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com

Warning: What follows is, yes, criticizing your site, so if you can’t handle criticism, please, read the last paragraph. If anything, I would want you to read that.

From the moment I clicked on the link to your site from Uncyclopedia’s page on ‘Conservatives’ I felt an unholy shiver trickle down my spine. I knew I had gone in over my head. When that page loaded the conserva-rays being emitted from my computer caused all the nature in my house to die. I had to rush my cat to the hospital due to severe internal hemorrhaging. The doctors said the only people on earth causing such a blight to nature was Bush, or perhaps McCain, but it appears there’s a rival for their conservative-ness. I’m pretty sure all my goldfish are dead. The Origin of Species crinkled and burned on my book shelf, only leaving a blackened husk. Even the Bible got singed, which boggled me even more.

I, luckily, don’t lean incredibly towards Conservatism or Liberalism very much, so I got by even if reading your site gave me an intense headache.

The level of brainwashed propaganda on that site would make Josef Stalin cringe. A was wracked with hearty guffows reading the options for your current poll, What is Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s hidden agenda? I find also find your lack of real evidence against Obama has lead you to criticzing his name, instead of anything solid. The same goes for the ‘Democ-rats’. Clicking “God’s Hitlist’, finally did the Bible in, it burst into flames throwing burning shreds everywhere. Had it still been intact it would have done that very same thing yet again when I clicked on ‘Problems’.

I don’t know if your ‘pastor’ is real or if he’s just made-up by you people to brain-wash some more hapless individuals, but regardless you might want to hire a new guy cause he ain’t a man of god, that’s for sure.

“I personally have no problem with you, but unfortunately you are going to Hell. It’s not me who says that – it’s God.”

I like how this man poses as a herald of God, by constantly saying that you’re going to Hell without showing the shred of compassion or diginity God would have. It pains me that a person like myself is more holy than this ‘holy’ man.

I also find it funny how this ‘pastor’ constantly whores your site, exclaiming to donate to your site, and yelling at people ‘Vote Republican!’, even more convincing me this man is just a figment of your narrow mind. God would be very ashamed of you.

But here, I’ll humor you. I want a real, good reason why, for example, gay marriage shouldn’t be allowed or gays at all for that matter. My gay and lesbian brothers and sisters (Metaphorically of course, though my sister is bi) do no harm to this world. They spread happiness and optimism everywhere they go and are viciously attacked by people such as yourself, so I ask you, Why are are they ‘evil”? Please try as hard as you can not to bring God into this, exhaust all arguments you have before taking the religious note.

- Marcus

Friends

I’m sure you noticed that our site was down for a few days in the middle of last week. While Shelley and her team were busy trying to expose the Democrat party’s evil agenda, powerful dark forces were conspiring against us – trying to silence us trying to prevent you from hearing the news about the people who want to take over America.

Was it any coincidence that this attack on our site occurred days before the democratic convention in which Senator Barack Hussein Obama intended to reveal his pick for vice-presidential running mate. You shut us down because we were going to reveal the truth of your nomination first. Nice try libtards – you thought you could shut us down forever but we bounced back, just like John McCain, the next President of the USA.

It’s a confirmed fact that Senator Joe Biden has been the one responsible for silencing Larry Sinclair – the man who only wanted to tell the truth about Barack Hussein Obama’s homosexual affiar and his use of crack-cocaine one night many years ago. Biden’s son, the Attorney general of Delaware has been persecuting Larry Sinclair – we all know now that was the price he had to pay to win the Democratic veep nomination.

They had to shut us down because if we were to reveal the connection between BHO, Joe Biden, Larry Sinclair and the death of Obama’s former gay-lover Don Young then it might have ruined his chance of appointment.

The fact is that we are back online, and there’s nothing they can do to shut us up. We are true patriots and determined to expose the truth behind these sinister men.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

PS. If you want the inside story, go see Citizen Wells – this is probably the most well informed blog on the whole of the Internet. He was first to expose the Sinclair / Obama / Biden / Young / Gay / Crack-gate scandal.

Dear Readers

There are America-haters all around the world. Some of them even live right here, in the good old US of A. Why don?t they just leave? Leave the USA to those who love her? I said it before and I?ll say it again: ?My country, right or wrong! America, love it or leave it?! Go leave us alone, you America-hatin? bastards! We don?t need you! You destroy the great experiment!

One especially disturbing example is Jack Clark, founder of the ?Blast the Right? podcast. He claims to be fair and clear thinking but he actually is hateful and insulting. He claims to be able to teach his listeners to ?kick right-wing butt?. He lost his last remaining shreds of credibility by calling his conservative listeners ?pieces of crap? and regularly refers to Jesus as a liberal, a claim that we debunked on several occasions here on ShelleyTheRepublican.com. As absurd as he sounds, even more absurd is that some people actually believe his filthy lies.

According to unnamed sources Jack is a known criminal in his home district. In 1985 he was charged with assault on a conservative grandmother picketing an abortion clinic during the time when his girlfriend killed their unborn child.

We urge all our readers to confront Jack (contact via his website) and let him know that you don?t appreciate his America-bashing, pro-terrorist activity. We need to get behind the leader in order to win the war on terror. I have no idea why this is so hard to understand for liberals. I guess the final conclusion can only be that liberals want America to lose. They want the terrorists to invade and rule America.

God bless you for taking action.
Shelley N. Goodman, ShelleyPAC

Blast the Right podcast #16: Absurd beyond belief!
http://www.therationalradical.com/audio/16-jesusrightwingoreillyhide.mp3

Friends

Hateful lie-berals are attacking our Godly blog once more. We need to fight back and let them know that God don’t like it!

Please click the buttons below and make sure we win at least!

God bless you,
Shelley N. Goodman

Those responsible oughta know better than to fight against God.? Shame on them!

Dear Friends

I have it on good authority that many very influential people are reading this little blog every day to get informed about current world- and lifestyle news.

Extreme leftwing activists are trying to discredit our credibility by nominating us for “Worst Blog Ever“. This is hate speech in it’s purest form, directed at Christian values and morals.

We will not be intimidated by the hateful attacks from the left. I urge you to boycott the website BloggerChoiceAwards who is harboring these terrorist activities!!!

Thanks for your support,

Shelley Goodman

Friends,

It’s an ugly word isnt it? Persecution.

When I read it, I think about all the evil things that man has done to his fellow man. Who could forget six million Jews killed by evil Germans? Who could forget the cries for help of the millions of Iraquis suffering under the crushing islamofascist reigeme of Saddam Hussein. And what about all those pre-born babies who just because they are small and easily picked on, they get turned into stem-cells for some mad-science experiments.

PERSECUTION VICTIM Michael Behe is a leading scientist and proponent of Intelligent Design. He was criticized by an atheist judge for his devout belief in Jesus Christ. Judge Jones denied us Christians to have and teach our own science. These lies have been continued on Wikipedia, the web’s on-line liberal lie-library. This is a clear and profoundly disturbing form of persecution.

While this suffering and evil should be plain to every single American conservative, there’s a group who did want to turn a blind-eye to this suffering: the liberals. They were the folks who were quite content to let the Jews and the Iraqis suffer in their millions. It took a man with real compassion, George W. Bush to end the suffering. Thanks to Conservatives Iraqis and Jews live in peace and prosperity, and best of all millions of pre-born babies are saved a fate worse than death.

Yes, my friends persecution is very real all over the world and we conservatives have done much to make the world a better place, but there is one group more persecuted than any of the above. You do not have to travel very far to see their suffering because this persecution is happening right under our noses.

It’s a plain simple fact that there is no group in the whole history of America more persecuted than American Protestants. It’s a fact that we bear the brunt of abuse and prejudice from a liberal minority who have a disproportionate influence on our government, education and our most cherished institutions. Isnt it a coincidence that the people who are persecuting us are the very same people who wanted the Iraquis and Jews to suffer.

PERSECUTION VICTIM Tom Delay was the subject of an organized campaign to discredit his reputation. Liberals opposed his aggressive campaign of electoral reform and were determined in order to maintain their corrupt practices. Tom DeLay credits his faith in God as the reason he was able to bounce back so quickly: Tom is now a patron of ShelleyPAC, the leading family-values think-tank.

You dont have to take my word for it. Consider the words of Tom Delay, one of America’s most trusted statesmen:

“We are after all a society that abides abortion on demand, that has killed millions of innocent children, that degrades the institution of marriage and often treats Christianity like some second-rate superstition. Seen from this perspective, of course there is a war on Christianity,”

PERSECUTOR We at STR.com have been the victims of persecution. This man who calls himself “The Friendly Atheist” has written shocking things about our own dear Shelley. He is part of the evil atheist conspiracy which aims to destroy our ability to reveal the truth about what is happening in America.

Did you get that? The liberals are waging war on is! Tom Delay is absolutely correct to label us as the Jews for the 21st Centruary. What else can you call it when a liberal conspiracy is working 25 hours a day to systematically trash the reputations of Bible-believing Christians like Mr. Delay. What else can you call it other than a conspiracy.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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This is the American Flag.? The name of our Country is America.
We speak American.

You don?t have to look far on this site to figure out that one of the main problems here (outside of the godless liberal sodomites screaming like homos at a lumberjack contest) is that a lot of y?all refuse to speak American.? You keep forgetting that this is an AMERICAN website run by and for AMERICANS.? And AMERICANS speak, write, talk and think in AMERICAN.? If it was good enough for the founding fathers of this country to use then it?s certainly good enough for me.

I can hear y?all jumping up and down so violently that the Birkenstocks are flying off of your tube socked feet but do me the courtesy of reading this whole thing before you start posting your hateful comments.

Liberals are so ashamed of America they try to dress
like they’re from the Third World

I got two points to make.

Point 1:? Now I ain?t sure if y?all travel to America just to post your baseless attacks on this website* or if y?all are here to take back relatives that violated immigration laws.? Maybe it?s got to do with that Linix stuff that Tristan is always going on about.? Whatever it is, there?s this thing that y?all seem to be unfamiliar with called ?common decency?.? Common decency means that when you?re visiting a country you do your best to be polite.? I got no reason to go to Germany, but if I did you can be sure that I wouldn?t be spending my time saying mean and insulting things on German web pages.? (Tristan, do they even have that kinda thing over there?)?

?Why not,? you?re probably saying to yourself in whatever non-American language you speak, ?I would!?? Well, I wouldn?t because I got common decency.? That?s what separates American from most of the rest of the world and why most of the rest of the world either looks up to us or is scared of us.? Common Decency.? It means we do the right thing; the godly thing.? It ain?t always easy.? I?m man enough to admit that there?s times I wanna fly over France to take some names and kick some butt.? But then I pray to Jesus to let my rashness subside and I feel a lot better.? (Besides, I heard all they got to eat is that crossant and I can get those at Burger King).? If I did go over there, though, it wouldn?t matter if I wrote in American because everybody understands American throughout the whole world.? I remember one time when I met this little nappy haired boy from the Congo and he looked me right in the eye and said ?OK, G.I. Joe, two dollah? and I thanked God that I was an American.

Common deceny stopped being taught to children
during the terrible reign of Bill Clinton

It does, though, matter what language y?all use on American web pages.? You use American.? Americans got too much to do between running the world, fighting evil, raising our kids right and going to church to have the time or even want to learn some language that we may use once or twice in our life.? Besides, all your kids go to private schools over there paid for by consulting for American companies.

So stop with all the German and Chinese stuff on this website.

German and Chinese children are not taught Common Decency.
They are taught War and Obedience.

Point 2:? Y?all keep hollering about how there ain?t no such language as American.? Have you noticed who keeps hollering about this?? I?ll give you a hint.? They ain?t American.? Yup.? It?s the godless Yurpeens.? “There ain?t so such language as American and there ain?t no such thing as God.”? I guess when you?re batting 0% you get a little testy.?

What you want everyone to believe is that Americans speak English.? Well, that?s like saying the Canadians speak French.? Heck, the one or two English guys I met, we could barely understand what we were saying to each other!? You wanna tell me that’s “speaking the same language”?? I don’t think so.

If American and English were the same language, you’d think they’d have the same words for the same thing.? They don’t.? First off, “mate” is a verb and not a noun.? I asked this one English guy if he wanted to grab a cup of coffee.? He looks at me and says, “Do you wanna mate?”.? I took him out with one punch.? It was only after he woke up again that we both understood that we didn’t understand.? We laughed about it later, but neither of us thought it was too darn funny at the time.? Same guy, one day at the plant, says to me, “I say, Billy Bob, it’s raining.? Don’t forget to wear your rubbers.”? Again, one punch.? You see where I’m going with this?? It ain’t the same language.

I’ll bet you the English don’t have a word that means
“you’re knocked on your butt in one punch.”

It ain’t a “lorry” it’s a truck.? It ain’t a “loo” it’s a bathroom. Smoking a “fag” sounds like something a fag would do to another fag but the English actually mean “cigarette” when they say “fag”.? It ain’t the same language.

They don’t even spell words right.? They’re always using “s” for “z”, like “criticise”. And WHAT the heck is “?” supposed to be??? That ain’t American and I ain’t even sure that it’s English!

So, y’all can just stop with your snobby Yurpeen crap about American not being a language.? Because it is.

God is Love!
*A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers tells me that George Soros has a special fund full of money to keep a steady flow of anti-Americans coming into the country to disrupt patriotic websites and convince women to kill their pre-born children.? I got no reason to doubt him.

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