We at Shelley The Republican have done our best to warn America about the threat posed by the afro-chineese conspiracy that is Linux. You can search though our collection of sensible, sobering articles, but sadly some “sheeple” do not seem to get the message.

Take this email from one of our liberal readers. Once you cut through his aggressive tone it’s worth addressing his foolish misconceptions. Read on, dear leader and let us expose this faker together:

From: Sven Nitbell
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
Subject: You think god hates Linux users??? Read me. It might make you understand something.

I am a Linux user, AND a Republican.

Sven is obviously a RINO – a Republican in Name only. It’s a simple fact that any person who claims to be a conservative but uses Linux, or is a homo is a liar. The plain simple fact is that the Republican party is for white god-fearing heterosexual folks who do not use Linux. Saying “I use Linux” is like allowing your sister to marry a negro. Some things are just not right and never will be.

I’m not going to be nice here. People like YOU are the reason our
Republican numbers are dropping and we are getting more communists by the damn day! Our enemies LIKE what we hate,
and when you tell them something opposes us, they become part of it! You
are KILLING us!

Hardly, it’s people like you Sven who are killing the Republican party. You are betraying Jesus, America and Freedom by fighting against the racial and ideological purity of our party. It’s people like us who are energising the base by promoting the issues that really affect America and by keeping our party and it’s values pure.

I am a Christian, not a atheist, not a liberal, a god
loving christian, conservative republican! I am CERTAIN god doesn’t hate
me. People like you have said Linux was communist since it’s birth, more
so every year, and now guess what??? We’re getting chinese and cubans by
the truckloads!

Sven, you say you are against importing the evil Chinese, Cubans, wetbacks and other godless foreigners who hate our freedom, and yet you seem to be perfectly happy to use their software. You’ve already bought into their tainted ideology which means you, Sven have been corrupted by their godless foreign ways. Call yourself a Christian? I promise you that Jesus does NOT use Linux.

Thanks a lot! Oh no, I’m not putting it all on you. There
are thousands of you making this once incorrect belief come true! Have you
SEEN the homepage for Fedora Linux during the 12 era? It was a
touchy-feely liberal piece of crap, and Fedora 12 itself was as stable as
uranium.

Uranium… in the hands of terrorists!

Fedora used to be a good republican-feeling distro. Here’s
another thing. Mostly geeks and nerds use Linux, because it’s a very
powerful and unrestrictive OS, and as we all know, geeks and nerds tend to
lean to the left. Tech generally leans to the left! Linux, however, did
get a good bit of Republicans, but now they are leaving in outrage. I
still use Linux because it does what I want, and windows does not. I don’t
use it for the hippie community it now has. If you look back in time in
Linux articles, the further back you go, the less liberal it gets.

So let me get this right, left-leaning freetards use it because it does what they want… now what kinds of freedom might they want? The freedom to break God’s law? The freedom to break DRM on content and pirate our American intellectual property around the world. The freedom to use products which violate American patents and give our technology to terrorist foreigners.

hope you understand this and remove us from your blacklist, and put
liberals. I assure you that more liberals use windows than they do linux.
I hope you now understand something important, and that you will help us
get back where we need to be by stopping those penguin slapping articles
on Linux. I agree with you on everything here except this, Shelley.
When I read your blacklist, I nearly had an aneurysm.

-Sven

Sven, the only promise we make is that we will continue to tell the truth about the Linux conspiracy. We will expose those who fight against America wherever we find them and we will never be afraid to call out fake republicans like you!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

What is the institution upon which our once-great nation was founded? The Bill of Rights, The Constitution, The Mayflower Accord? No – look in your very own book-case for the real answer: The Holy Bible and Christian Marriage. Our Christian nation was founded on God’s law to be a shining example of morality and Christianity for the world to see.

Unfortunately our nation has been perverted by liberals, negros, jews, the illuminati, illegal immigrants – but most all the homos. These groups wish to destroy America from the inside by spreading the lie that we are a secular nation. No state is more corrupt than California – an ugly “blue state” where a federal judge just thrust a jagged dagger into the beating heart of marriage.

Judge walker ruled that homos should have exactly the same rights to marry as heterosexual couples. If everything is legally the same then that our normal marriages are now legally homosexual! That’s right – Judge Walker is trying to make us ALL GAY!

It’s time to act: We the readers of STR do not wish to be turned into gays. That is why Shelley The Republican and America’s leading pro-family group the Alliance Defence Fund will appeal this dangerous ruling. The Senior Council of ADF gave this sobering statement:

“We will certainly appeal this disappointing decision. Its impact could be devastating to marriage and the democratic process,” Raum said. “It’s not radical for more than 7 million Californians to protect marriage as they’ve always known it. What would be radical would be to allow a handful of activists to gut the core of the American democratic system and, in addition, force the entire country to accept a system that intentionally denies children the mom and the dad they deserve.”

Why cant the liberals accept Brian’s simple logic? Cant they see how allowing the gays to marry infringes on the civil rights of the seven million people in California want to live in peace without giggling homos performing acts of sexual lewdness on every street corner.

Please Pray for:

• A return to righteousness across America.
• People whose lives will be impacted by the result of this ruling.
• For the appeal process now by mounted by the Alliance Defense Fund.

I recently recieved this letter from a concerned parent:

Dear Charles,

The other day my daughter told me that she had been invited to join her school’s “Glee Club”. Initially I was over-joyed to learn that my daughter would be singing devotional songs and hymns: When I was a young man I was a member of our Church choir. What could be more joyous than a psalm?

Unfortunately after my daughter told me that her friends had got the idea from a secular TV show, I soon realized that this “Glee” would only be performing secular, sluttish devil music. I immediately banned my daughter from having any association with her secular friends who would no doubt be homosexuals, atheists, drug-abusers and other members of the criminal class. I also organized a group of concerned parents to lobby the head-teacher to have this so-called glee-club shut down.

Thanks to our diligent care we were able to save the children from almost certain moral temptation. Their week-nights are now free of this carnal distraction, and I have no doubt our youngsters will use this spare time for more godly pursuits. I implore you to spread the word to our fellow conservatives of the danger that our kids face from this ungodly craze.

Yours in Christ, Bill from Iowa

There’s been a lot of hype concerning the most recent mass psychosis destroying our children – I’m talking about the liberal medias new darling child, Glee. In case you’re not aware a ‘Glee’ is a popular television show that is being done on the once-respectable channel, FOX. While it pretends to be wholesome family entertainment, Glee is a no-holds-barred multicultural-agenda anti-American Christ-hating propaganda slam written by gay-agendaists to destroy America’s most precious resource – our kids. Throw a lock on the TV and put your children to bed early: Watching this show is guaranteed to corrupt your kids!

Glee Club Cattle Call: Notice something odd about these kids? They are all freaks, delinquents, oddballs and misfits. Not a single one of these kids aspires to traditional American values, in fact this whole show exists to convince kids to be ‘artsy’ (homosexual). Would you want your kids behaving like this in real life? Heck No!

The premise of the show is simple: take as many liberal stereotypes as possible and sit them in a room. There’s a loud-mouthed negro, Kirk the flaming falsetto, the androgynous asian shemale, Finn the quarterback, and Rachel Barry as the female lead. Also a cripple in a wheelchair.

Plots are simple and simply exist as a vehicle for liberal propaganda: Finn’s gf is pregnant by Puck, Kirk secretly loves Finn, Coach Sylvester, Rachel loves Finn but is seeing someone else, Cheerios, Mr. Shoe’s wife isn’t really pregnant, the hot teacher at school like Mr. Shoe a lot, a turkeybaster. These so-called plots have no purpose other than to undermine our Christian values, so why are we allowing it on our TV when kids might be watching?

Glee – Don’t Stop Believin’: The lead-male sings “I’m Just a Small-Town Girl”, what are impressionable teens to make of such obvious gender-bending? Do you want your daughters thinking they are men? Do you want your boys playing mommy? Heck no!.

The lack of realism is glaring: Glee’s cast is an attempt to depict America’s highschools as a melting pot of opportunity. In this fake-liberal paradise the producers have glossed over the failures of the democratic government education system: Where are the functional illiterates roaming the hallways. Where are the knife-wielding gang-bangers. The message is clear – go to a public school, it’s great: This TV show is a calculated insult to America’s home-schoolers.

Glee – Ice Ice Baby: from the Glee ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, this was one of the first-ever gangstah-rap songs, and the only one that was any good. Vanilla Ice’s is a popular negro “rap-artist”. Why are these white children being encouraged to perform what is essentially a black form of music? Why not perform some popular white musical genres such as country and western or bluegrass? Why are these kids being encouraged to be traitors to our race?

So what is Glee’s other big message: They clearly want you to think that it’s OK to be a looser.

The Bible teaches us that Jesus wants us to be rich, wealthy and beautiful – just like Jesus. This show tries to tell kids the exact opposite. Who are the bad-guys in this series – naturally the popular, hard-working good-looking kids who have not been cursed by disability or the Mark of Cain. What’s wrong with being white? Like all liberal propaganda the show does not make this point explicitly clear.

Glee – Physical (Let’s Get): also from the ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, Coach Sylvester teams-up with sexpot Olivia Newton-John to update and remake the original ‘Physical’ video, as well as recover some of Coach Sylvester’s image that had been disgustingly slandered by the Gleesters.

Glee is all about setting false expectations: Glee tells kids that you can be what you want to be. A rock-star, a dancer, whatever you want. But what about being what GOD wants you to be.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III

That this internet populist catastrophe needs to be shut down once and for all is just common sense!

Collective Intelligence of the Internet: this video accurately summarizes all the forums posts, open-source software, ‘citizen journalists’, progressive and grassroots fundraising, blogosphere (excluding STR), Youtube, and everything else that has become known as ‘the internet’.

The internet allows anyone with a computer to post their ignorant ramblings condemning the existing social order on whatever website they want. Even worse, like-minded people often get together to assist in these mindless postings, further creating a culture of hatred. It should be obvious to anyone that the internet has become a tool of sedition designed to overthrow the existing Christian governance of America and the Free World. Thankfully the US Military have designated the internet as an enemy weapons system that should be unplugged at the first sign of trouble.

Jay Rockefeller – “The internet should have never been invented”: as an elite member of the Council on Foreign Relations, the Carlysle Group, the Bilderberg Group, and other global planning and steering commitees, Jay Rockefeller is a great leader who bang-on straight-up understands what needs to be done to fix the problems caused by the internetwork of networks. When you’re as wealthy as he is without ever having worked it should be clear Jay Rockefeller is one smart cookie who we need to listen to.

The internet is just a bunch of ‘leet-speak’ kiddies with no computer skills, a septic-tank of ad hominem attacks against the great minds carefully plotting America’s mastery of the 21st Century as Jesus Himself wants. Most American liberal internet users would rather be playing Chatroulette or worse, happily married Christian men with wives be seduced against their will by other men while their wives are out, then fight to keep America the greatest nation in the world. Most liberals would rather play World of Warcraft all day then do the right thing and help spread the word of Jesus. The reason American’s Leaders don’t always tell people what’s going on is because most people are too stupid to understand the truth: that the world is a better place when people just shut-up and do as they’re told. Something people who use the internet just don’t seem to get!

Convergence 2010: A Cry to Awaken A Nation: liberals may mock her but Janet Porter says it right, we need to shut-down the populist parts of the internet such as the blogosphere and liberal media, and replace it with the framework that reflects the one true information and media network everyone really needs: Christian Evangelism, and the word about the Jesus Christ The One True Son Of God.

As our readership knows STR takes a leadership role when it comes to championing issues affecting the Christian Republican community. It’s because of our dedication to Christian values that Shelley Goodman herself is in daily meetings with some of the leading conservative minds: from Rush Limbaugh, to Michelle Malkin, Don Imus, Jeb Bush, Sarah Palin and more, STR has regular contact with some of the greatest thinkerers of our time. It’s what helps hone STR’s razor-sharp focus on the key issues affecting America.

Folks when everybody in a room start talking simultaneously all you’ll ever hear is noise, which pretty much sums up the internet right there. Don’t be afraid to do the right thing: call your Congressman or elected official, tell them loud and proud you are a Christian, and that not a penny more should be spent until the internet is finally shut down once and for all! It’s the right thing to do, and if Jesus were alive he’d be applauding your efforts in making the world a better place. A better place, because the internet is no more.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

If you love Sarah Palin as much as we do then you will probably want to go pick up this month’s In Touch magazine. What could be a better advert for American family life than brave Sarah triumphing over the troubles in life such as her slut daughter and her little retard baby. America loves you Sarah.

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.

In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:

• Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.”
• Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.
• They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.
• They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.
• They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.
• They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.
• They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.
• They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.
• They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.

So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?

What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?

Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?

Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.

Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?

Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.

Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.

In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.

We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry’s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom… in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

By now I’m sure you know that the “Microblogging” web-site Twitter has been shut down – is it a coincidence that this “outage” blamed on an alleged “denial of service” attack came literally moments after a rigged senate confirmed racist Judge Sotomayor to the supreme court?

Obama has seen what social networking sites have done to his puppet-masters in Iran: He knows better than to allow the same thing in America. This is suppression of free speech folks: Just turn on CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the drive-by media and it’s almost as if they forgot to mention that the goddam wetbacks are taking over our once free country.

It’s only a matter of time before the Obama government shut down our email, web-sites and the rest of the Internet. Now that the liberals hold say in the supreme court I expect we will be seeing martial law within a few weeks.

My God have mercy on our souls!

JG

The ObamaScare Culture of Death Bill just gets worse with every passing day. Not only does it force women to have abortions at the risk of jail time – not only does it mandate that the government will tell your grandma when where and how she’ll be killed, but now, thanks to the Liberty Council, we find out that Barak Osama Homo bin Laden wants to have power over whether you get to stay the same sex as you are right now!  IT’S TRUE!  Obamacide includes a bit that says that so-called “gender transformation surgery” is gonna be mandated if this prime example of socialized wickedness gets passed.  That means that Homobama’s jackbooted “citizen army” can bust into your house at any time of the day or night, grab your daughter and attach a penis to her. But I guess if you’re a lie-beral, that sex change you can believe in.

Briefly Patriotic – ObamaScare Mandates Sex Change Surgery

Every day the family is under attack from the vices of secularism and homosexuality, fortunately Shelley the Republican is here to guide our fellow patriots in need towards the TRUTH:

Dear Shelley,

I’m worried that my son might be becoming a homosexual. He has stopped attending church and since we sent him to a secular college he talks funny and acts all “european”. I’m so worried – the Pastor told us all about Homosexuality – I do not want my son to become one of them!  I do not want my son to go to Hell – what can I do to save his soul?

Yours Sinceerly, Mrs M. , Zappala, NY

Dear Mrs. Zappala, you were right to contact us, when you are faced with a serious problem the best thing you can do is contact a friend who is a true Chrisitan. Today we will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about your Son’s sick perversion. Together we can defeat it:

What causes Homosexuality?

To combat Homosexuality first you have to understand what it is: Leading scholars all agree that Homosexuality is actually a form of demonic possession. Your son may be possesed by one or more homosexual demons who may require exorcism. But how did the demon get into your son in the first place?

Leading exorcists agree that homosexuality is caused by gay-demons such as the one pictured above. Note it’s horns, and unusual genitalia? Would you want one of those inside your son? Of course not!

Leading expert on Homosexuality James Dobson has discovered that most kids are made into homos as a consequence of either negligent or abusive parents: That means if your child was not neglected, then it’s beyond doubt that he was sexually abused by your husband or some other family member as a child. It’s your duty to report your Husband’s criminality to the police. Next time you look into your Husband’s eyes consider that he may be a child molester and your son’s gay homosexuality might be his fault.

There are other possible causes: Vaccination has been linked by homosexuality. If you vaccinated your kids then there’s a very good chance that you might have turned them into gays. This is because every single bottle of vaccine ever made contains a single tiny demon ready to be injected into your kids. We reccomend that no Christian children should have any form of vaccination whatsoever until science has proved beyond all possible doubt that vaccination does not cause homosexuality. I’m sure every sensible person agrees that this is just plain common sense.

How should can we cure Homosexuality?

The first step in curing your child is to throw him out of your house:

It may seem cruel but you need to send a strong message that this “deathstyle” choice will not be tolerated. Under no circumstance should you show any form of acceptance for your child’s foolish behaviour. He will soon learn to understand that the only way to win back your favour is to reject these “European” ideas. Only once he has returned can you begin with the next and most important part of his treatment: Ex Gay Therapy.

Exorcising a gay demon should not be undertaken lightly:

Under no circumstances should this kind of work be undertaken by amateurs. You need help from somebody who is steeped in the Holy Blood of Christ – your pastor should do. Under no circumstances should you consult a psychiatrist or physician unless they are a member of your church or a practicioner of Focus on the Family approved Ex-Gay therapy. Unfortunately the medical professions have been overwhelmed by an an evil “anything goes” secularist culture. If your son is a more serious case you should consider refering him to Focus on the Family’s premier ex-gay ministry: Love Won Out.

STR Fact-File: Do “Gay Jenes” exist? Yes, our research has shown that certain brands of clothing can strongly encourage homosexual behaviour. If your child likes to wear “Calvin Kleins” or other tight-fitting cloths that is an obvious choice that your child be on the verge of selling his soul to a gay-demon and is about to make a lifestyle choice of homosexuality.

Look at your child’s possessions: Are they tainted by homosexuality? You may not realize it but a great many products owned by older kids are actually portals to hell. If you see any of the following items they should be destroyed, preferably in a consecrated fire:

• Apple products, including iPhones and iMacs. We have reported previously that these products can be used to play un-Christian movies and music. Your kid’s iPod might contain disruptive secular music. If it has there’s no way to remove it – the whole thing must be burnt.
• Tight-fiting and gay looking clothing. Do you know where your kid buys his clothes? Next time you go to a high-street fashon shop take a look at the kinds of underwear they sell? Ask yourself – are these sensible and Godly or are they shameless and provocative. If you are not sure it’s best to put them in the incinerator along with your kid’s Nintendo DS. Better safe than sorry.
• Books. When I was a kid, I only had 2 kinds of book on my shelf: The Bble and the complete works of C. S. Lewis. Pretty much anything else is a sure recipe to turn your kid into a homo. Be on the look out for sicence-fiction or fantasy books. These are espeically harmful as they tempt your child towards the occult: Another word for homosexuality.

Now that you know what to do do not feel araid to do what God is telling you to do: The sooner your kid is out on the streets, the sooner he will be saved.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Freedom of Speech is one of the core values of in this great land of ours. Everybody has a say, within some very strictly defined limits.

Below you’ll find one of the many hateful emails we at STR receive every day. Just go ahead and read how wrong and stupid they are.

Kind regards,
Shelley N. Goodman

From: xxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: A Concerned Viewer
Date: June 27, 2009 5:46:07 AM GMT+02:00
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com

Warning: What follows is, yes, criticizing your site, so if you can’t handle criticism, please, read the last paragraph. If anything, I would want you to read that.

From the moment I clicked on the link to your site from Uncyclopedia’s page on ‘Conservatives’ I felt an unholy shiver trickle down my spine. I knew I had gone in over my head. When that page loaded the conserva-rays being emitted from my computer caused all the nature in my house to die. I had to rush my cat to the hospital due to severe internal hemorrhaging. The doctors said the only people on earth causing such a blight to nature was Bush, or perhaps McCain, but it appears there’s a rival for their conservative-ness. I’m pretty sure all my goldfish are dead. The Origin of Species crinkled and burned on my book shelf, only leaving a blackened husk. Even the Bible got singed, which boggled me even more.

I, luckily, don’t lean incredibly towards Conservatism or Liberalism very much, so I got by even if reading your site gave me an intense headache.

The level of brainwashed propaganda on that site would make Josef Stalin cringe. A was wracked with hearty guffows reading the options for your current poll, What is Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s hidden agenda? I find also find your lack of real evidence against Obama has lead you to criticzing his name, instead of anything solid. The same goes for the ‘Democ-rats’. Clicking “God’s Hitlist’, finally did the Bible in, it burst into flames throwing burning shreds everywhere. Had it still been intact it would have done that very same thing yet again when I clicked on ‘Problems’.

I don’t know if your ‘pastor’ is real or if he’s just made-up by you people to brain-wash some more hapless individuals, but regardless you might want to hire a new guy cause he ain’t a man of god, that’s for sure.

“I personally have no problem with you, but unfortunately you are going to Hell. It’s not me who says that – it’s God.”

I like how this man poses as a herald of God, by constantly saying that you’re going to Hell without showing the shred of compassion or diginity God would have. It pains me that a person like myself is more holy than this ‘holy’ man.

I also find it funny how this ‘pastor’ constantly whores your site, exclaiming to donate to your site, and yelling at people ‘Vote Republican!’, even more convincing me this man is just a figment of your narrow mind. God would be very ashamed of you.

But here, I’ll humor you. I want a real, good reason why, for example, gay marriage shouldn’t be allowed or gays at all for that matter. My gay and lesbian brothers and sisters (Metaphorically of course, though my sister is bi) do no harm to this world. They spread happiness and optimism everywhere they go and are viciously attacked by people such as yourself, so I ask you, Why are are they ‘evil”? Please try as hard as you can not to bring God into this, exhaust all arguments you have before taking the religious note.

- Marcus