This brave reporter is simply asking a question – but look how Barrack Hussein Obama’s press officer avoids the issue.

Will somebody tell me why this official of the US Government is ignoring a pertinent question from a brave citizen reporter? The American people have a right to know if BHO supports sodomy and bestiality in the military.

Does the president want an armed force in which all of the soldiers are sodomising each other or assaulting livestock? And why does the president want our troops engaged in carnal abominations – is it to make us vulnerable to a fifth column of Islamists and secularists who are already plotting our nation’s destruction?

I can honestly say I do not know the answer to these questions – but what I do know is that there is no smoke without fire. What conspiracy is the Obama government hiding here? You tell me why the President’s spokesperson refused to deny Obama’s pro-bestiality position?

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Kind regards,

Shelley N. Goodman

We are proud to have a guest post by one of America’s most respected conservative leaders, Jeff Cox – who is a deputy Attorney General in the great state of Indiana. We greatly value his wise and sobering perspectives on the outbreak lawlessness in Wisconsin:

Dear ShelleyTheRepublican Readers,

One of the first lessons I have learned as a deputy Attorney General for the great state of Indiana is that liberals hate the police. They think nothing at all of threatening our elected officials and undermining the democratic process. Everything they do is driven by the mob-mentality of a Chicago gangster. The liberal conspiracy which runs our government is sure to try to fire me for saying this, but I think that it’s time we used live ammo to take these ultra-leftists off our street. It’s time we took every single one of these union-bosses, lined them up against a sturdy wall and ended their sorry freedom-hating lives. If anything – a quick, merciful death is too good for the union-thugs who ruined our economy, but as a Christian I recognize that my compassion is always going to be my weakness.

It’s a well known fact that the only language liberals understand is a bullet: Dont try to argue with a liberal, it’s like speaking to a brick wall. They simply do not listen. They are incapable of listening to reason or logic because their minds have been polluted by atheism and communism. Is it any wonder that they worship their fake president, Hussein Obama who even now is holding secret talks with the Taliban. Will you be surprised when Obama decides to re-name America the Islamic Socialist republica of Americastan?

We have to take decisive action now. It’s time to end the lawless anarchy that is taking over Wisconsin. It’s time to take back our streets and fight back against the unions who are waging a war of terror. They claim to be running a “peaceful protest”, well it’s time for us to up our game and respond with extreme prejudice.

This is how our allies in Bahrain deal with islamofascist conspirators causing terror on their streets. Perhaps we should learn a think or two from this brave Island people. Nothing stops terrorism faster than a bullet.

Yours Faithfully,

Jeff Cox

Every day big-government takes away our liberties. It’s only a matter of time before Obama’s storm-troopers try to march us off to the FEMA death-camps. That’s why you are going to need to be armed. You need to maximize your stopping power. And that’s why ShelleyTheRepublica’s exclusive retail partner ChristianBooksAndThings.com is offering 30% off all extended magazines like this:

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Yours in Christ,

Jimmy

I therefore have put Julian Assange on GODS HITLIST. I request that all Christians will spend at least 30 minutes daily to pray for his demise, until he is no threat any more.

Thanks for reading and God bless.

Shelley N. Goodman

The evil atheists who hate Jesus are determined to shut-down Christmas. Watch the notorious femenazi and libdtard terrorist Rebecca Watson rallying her evil god-hating storm-troopers. She couldnt be more clear about her intentions – she and her liberal cohorts want to wage all out war on our Christian traditions. She wants to destroy the very foundations of American culture.

Sickening but true. Can somebody tell me why we allow truly evil people like this to still live in America? Ms Watson, with the greatest respect: If you do not like our American traditions GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

A few months back Billy Bob Neck exposed MSNBC’s anchor-woman Rachel Maddow as a vampire. At the time many folks simply laughed in ridicule at Mr. Neck’s tireless investigation. Billy revealed the truth to Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and O’Reilly but they all said that this news was too controversial even for them.

Undaunted, he kept on searching for facts. Billy pieced together all of the evidence slowly building up a picture as incontrovertible as it was damming of Ms Maddow. Billy revealed this truth on his own show and podcast: Billy Bob Neck’s Hour of Being Good – which is fast becoming one of America’s most trusted source for unbiased opinion.

And the people listened. Real America listened. And real America petitioned Rachel Maddow to address these allegations.

We shall allow her confession to speak for itself:

Billy Bob Neck exposes Rachel Maddow as a lesbian vampire

Note that not once did Maddow deny being a lesbian vampire. Her attempt to make light of these allegations is a classic distraction technique beloved of liberal types. I think we can rest assured that Billy was 100% right!

Jimmy Goddard

We at Shelley The Republican have done our best to warn America about the threat posed by the afro-chineese conspiracy that is Linux. You can search though our collection of sensible, sobering articles, but sadly some “sheeple” do not seem to get the message.

Take this email from one of our liberal readers. Once you cut through his aggressive tone it’s worth addressing his foolish misconceptions. Read on, dear leader and let us expose this faker together:

From: Sven Nitbell
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
Subject: You think god hates Linux users??? Read me. It might make you understand something.

I am a Linux user, AND a Republican.

Sven is obviously a RINO – a Republican in Name only. It’s a simple fact that any person who claims to be a conservative but uses Linux, or is a homo is a liar. The plain simple fact is that the Republican party is for white god-fearing heterosexual folks who do not use Linux. Saying “I use Linux” is like allowing your sister to marry a negro. Some things are just not right and never will be.

I’m not going to be nice here. People like YOU are the reason our
Republican numbers are dropping and we are getting more communists by the damn day! Our enemies LIKE what we hate,
and when you tell them something opposes us, they become part of it! You
are KILLING us!

Hardly, it’s people like you Sven who are killing the Republican party. You are betraying Jesus, America and Freedom by fighting against the racial and ideological purity of our party. It’s people like us who are energising the base by promoting the issues that really affect America and by keeping our party and it’s values pure.

I am a Christian, not a atheist, not a liberal, a god
loving christian, conservative republican! I am CERTAIN god doesn’t hate
me. People like you have said Linux was communist since it’s birth, more
so every year, and now guess what??? We’re getting chinese and cubans by
the truckloads!

Sven, you say you are against importing the evil Chinese, Cubans, wetbacks and other godless foreigners who hate our freedom, and yet you seem to be perfectly happy to use their software. You’ve already bought into their tainted ideology which means you, Sven have been corrupted by their godless foreign ways. Call yourself a Christian? I promise you that Jesus does NOT use Linux.

Thanks a lot! Oh no, I’m not putting it all on you. There
are thousands of you making this once incorrect belief come true! Have you
SEEN the homepage for Fedora Linux during the 12 era? It was a
touchy-feely liberal piece of crap, and Fedora 12 itself was as stable as
uranium.

Uranium… in the hands of terrorists!

Fedora used to be a good republican-feeling distro. Here’s
another thing. Mostly geeks and nerds use Linux, because it’s a very
powerful and unrestrictive OS, and as we all know, geeks and nerds tend to
lean to the left. Tech generally leans to the left! Linux, however, did
get a good bit of Republicans, but now they are leaving in outrage. I
still use Linux because it does what I want, and windows does not. I don’t
use it for the hippie community it now has. If you look back in time in
Linux articles, the further back you go, the less liberal it gets.

So let me get this right, left-leaning freetards use it because it does what they want… now what kinds of freedom might they want? The freedom to break God’s law? The freedom to break DRM on content and pirate our American intellectual property around the world. The freedom to use products which violate American patents and give our technology to terrorist foreigners.

hope you understand this and remove us from your blacklist, and put
liberals. I assure you that more liberals use windows than they do linux.
I hope you now understand something important, and that you will help us
get back where we need to be by stopping those penguin slapping articles
on Linux. I agree with you on everything here except this, Shelley.
When I read your blacklist, I nearly had an aneurysm.

-Sven

Sven, the only promise we make is that we will continue to tell the truth about the Linux conspiracy. We will expose those who fight against America wherever we find them and we will never be afraid to call out fake republicans like you!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

What is the institution upon which our once-great nation was founded? The Bill of Rights, The Constitution, The Mayflower Accord? No – look in your very own book-case for the real answer: The Holy Bible and Christian Marriage. Our Christian nation was founded on God’s law to be a shining example of morality and Christianity for the world to see.

Unfortunately our nation has been perverted by liberals, negros, jews, the illuminati, illegal immigrants – but most all the homos. These groups wish to destroy America from the inside by spreading the lie that we are a secular nation. No state is more corrupt than California – an ugly “blue state” where a federal judge just thrust a jagged dagger into the beating heart of marriage.

Judge walker ruled that homos should have exactly the same rights to marry as heterosexual couples. If everything is legally the same then that our normal marriages are now legally homosexual! That’s right – Judge Walker is trying to make us ALL GAY!

It’s time to act: We the readers of STR do not wish to be turned into gays. That is why Shelley The Republican and America’s leading pro-family group the Alliance Defence Fund will appeal this dangerous ruling. The Senior Council of ADF gave this sobering statement:

“We will certainly appeal this disappointing decision. Its impact could be devastating to marriage and the democratic process,” Raum said. “It’s not radical for more than 7 million Californians to protect marriage as they’ve always known it. What would be radical would be to allow a handful of activists to gut the core of the American democratic system and, in addition, force the entire country to accept a system that intentionally denies children the mom and the dad they deserve.”

Why cant the liberals accept Brian’s simple logic? Cant they see how allowing the gays to marry infringes on the civil rights of the seven million people in California want to live in peace without giggling homos performing acts of sexual lewdness on every street corner.

Please Pray for:

• A return to righteousness across America.
• People whose lives will be impacted by the result of this ruling.
• For the appeal process now by mounted by the Alliance Defense Fund.

I recently recieved this letter from a concerned parent:

Dear Charles,

The other day my daughter told me that she had been invited to join her school’s “Glee Club”. Initially I was over-joyed to learn that my daughter would be singing devotional songs and hymns: When I was a young man I was a member of our Church choir. What could be more joyous than a psalm?

Unfortunately after my daughter told me that her friends had got the idea from a secular TV show, I soon realized that this “Glee” would only be performing secular, sluttish devil music. I immediately banned my daughter from having any association with her secular friends who would no doubt be homosexuals, atheists, drug-abusers and other members of the criminal class. I also organized a group of concerned parents to lobby the head-teacher to have this so-called glee-club shut down.

Thanks to our diligent care we were able to save the children from almost certain moral temptation. Their week-nights are now free of this carnal distraction, and I have no doubt our youngsters will use this spare time for more godly pursuits. I implore you to spread the word to our fellow conservatives of the danger that our kids face from this ungodly craze.

Yours in Christ, Bill from Iowa

There’s been a lot of hype concerning the most recent mass psychosis destroying our children – I’m talking about the liberal medias new darling child, Glee. In case you’re not aware a ‘Glee’ is a popular television show that is being done on the once-respectable channel, FOX. While it pretends to be wholesome family entertainment, Glee is a no-holds-barred multicultural-agenda anti-American Christ-hating propaganda slam written by gay-agendaists to destroy America’s most precious resource – our kids. Throw a lock on the TV and put your children to bed early: Watching this show is guaranteed to corrupt your kids!

Glee Club Cattle Call: Notice something odd about these kids? They are all freaks, delinquents, oddballs and misfits. Not a single one of these kids aspires to traditional American values, in fact this whole show exists to convince kids to be ‘artsy’ (homosexual). Would you want your kids behaving like this in real life? Heck No!

The premise of the show is simple: take as many liberal stereotypes as possible and sit them in a room. There’s a loud-mouthed negro, Kirk the flaming falsetto, the androgynous asian shemale, Finn the quarterback, and Rachel Barry as the female lead. Also a cripple in a wheelchair.

Plots are simple and simply exist as a vehicle for liberal propaganda: Finn’s gf is pregnant by Puck, Kirk secretly loves Finn, Coach Sylvester, Rachel loves Finn but is seeing someone else, Cheerios, Mr. Shoe’s wife isn’t really pregnant, the hot teacher at school like Mr. Shoe a lot, a turkeybaster. These so-called plots have no purpose other than to undermine our Christian values, so why are we allowing it on our TV when kids might be watching?

Glee – Don’t Stop Believin’: The lead-male sings “I’m Just a Small-Town Girl”, what are impressionable teens to make of such obvious gender-bending? Do you want your daughters thinking they are men? Do you want your boys playing mommy? Heck no!.

The lack of realism is glaring: Glee’s cast is an attempt to depict America’s highschools as a melting pot of opportunity. In this fake-liberal paradise the producers have glossed over the failures of the democratic government education system: Where are the functional illiterates roaming the hallways. Where are the knife-wielding gang-bangers. The message is clear – go to a public school, it’s great: This TV show is a calculated insult to America’s home-schoolers.

Glee – Ice Ice Baby: from the Glee ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, this was one of the first-ever gangstah-rap songs, and the only one that was any good. Vanilla Ice’s is a popular negro “rap-artist”. Why are these white children being encouraged to perform what is essentially a black form of music? Why not perform some popular white musical genres such as country and western or bluegrass? Why are these kids being encouraged to be traitors to our race?

So what is Glee’s other big message: They clearly want you to think that it’s OK to be a looser.

The Bible teaches us that Jesus wants us to be rich, wealthy and beautiful – just like Jesus. This show tries to tell kids the exact opposite. Who are the bad-guys in this series – naturally the popular, hard-working good-looking kids who have not been cursed by disability or the Mark of Cain. What’s wrong with being white? Like all liberal propaganda the show does not make this point explicitly clear.

Glee – Physical (Let’s Get): also from the ‘Bad Reputation’ episode, Coach Sylvester teams-up with sexpot Olivia Newton-John to update and remake the original ‘Physical’ video, as well as recover some of Coach Sylvester’s image that had been disgustingly slandered by the Gleesters.

Glee is all about setting false expectations: Glee tells kids that you can be what you want to be. A rock-star, a dancer, whatever you want. But what about being what GOD wants you to be.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III

That this internet populist catastrophe needs to be shut down once and for all is just common sense!

Collective Intelligence of the Internet: this video accurately summarizes all the forums posts, open-source software, ‘citizen journalists’, progressive and grassroots fundraising, blogosphere (excluding STR), Youtube, and everything else that has become known as ‘the internet’.

The internet allows anyone with a computer to post their ignorant ramblings condemning the existing social order on whatever website they want. Even worse, like-minded people often get together to assist in these mindless postings, further creating a culture of hatred. It should be obvious to anyone that the internet has become a tool of sedition designed to overthrow the existing Christian governance of America and the Free World. Thankfully the US Military have designated the internet as an enemy weapons system that should be unplugged at the first sign of trouble.

Jay Rockefeller – “The internet should have never been invented”: as an elite member of the Council on Foreign Relations, the Carlysle Group, the Bilderberg Group, and other global planning and steering commitees, Jay Rockefeller is a great leader who bang-on straight-up understands what needs to be done to fix the problems caused by the internetwork of networks. When you’re as wealthy as he is without ever having worked it should be clear Jay Rockefeller is one smart cookie who we need to listen to.

The internet is just a bunch of ‘leet-speak’ kiddies with no computer skills, a septic-tank of ad hominem attacks against the great minds carefully plotting America’s mastery of the 21st Century as Jesus Himself wants. Most American liberal internet users would rather be playing Chatroulette or worse, happily married Christian men with wives be seduced against their will by other men while their wives are out, then fight to keep America the greatest nation in the world. Most liberals would rather play World of Warcraft all day then do the right thing and help spread the word of Jesus. The reason American’s Leaders don’t always tell people what’s going on is because most people are too stupid to understand the truth: that the world is a better place when people just shut-up and do as they’re told. Something people who use the internet just don’t seem to get!

Convergence 2010: A Cry to Awaken A Nation: liberals may mock her but Janet Porter says it right, we need to shut-down the populist parts of the internet such as the blogosphere and liberal media, and replace it with the framework that reflects the one true information and media network everyone really needs: Christian Evangelism, and the word about the Jesus Christ The One True Son Of God.

As our readership knows STR takes a leadership role when it comes to championing issues affecting the Christian Republican community. It’s because of our dedication to Christian values that Shelley Goodman herself is in daily meetings with some of the leading conservative minds: from Rush Limbaugh, to Michelle Malkin, Don Imus, Jeb Bush, Sarah Palin and more, STR has regular contact with some of the greatest thinkerers of our time. It’s what helps hone STR’s razor-sharp focus on the key issues affecting America.

Folks when everybody in a room start talking simultaneously all you’ll ever hear is noise, which pretty much sums up the internet right there. Don’t be afraid to do the right thing: call your Congressman or elected official, tell them loud and proud you are a Christian, and that not a penny more should be spent until the internet is finally shut down once and for all! It’s the right thing to do, and if Jesus were alive he’d be applauding your efforts in making the world a better place. A better place, because the internet is no more.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard