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Senator Ashburn,

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

If you love Sarah Palin as much as we do then you will probably want to go pick up this month’s In Touch magazine. What could be a better advert for American family life than brave Sarah triumphing over the troubles in life such as her slut daughter and her little retard baby. America loves you Sarah.

Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Hello America, if you’re like me you enjoy spending time with family and friends singing traditional Christian songs of hope and salvation. That’s why nothing excited us more here at STR than when our friends and fellow Christian activists at the Westboro Baptist Church sent us their latest hit single titled ‘God Hates The World’. Let me just make it clear: this is an uplifting and wonderful little tune about how liberals and America-haters are all going to die and burn in Hell forever just as Jesus desires. It’s a guaranteed hit that brings tears to my eyes every time it gets played on the radio here in Arkansas.

Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.

In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

This insightful article by our guest-blogger John L. Perry is re-printed by kind permission of NewsMax.com, who (apart from WorlNetDaily) are my number one source of un-biased news. Perry, an award winning journalist an political scientist explores the likely outcome of the Obama administration’s chronic mismanagement. The only thing that can save America from Obama is a military coup:

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:

• Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.”
• Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.
• They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.
• They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.
• They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.
• They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.
• They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.
• They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.
• They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.

So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?

What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?

Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?

Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.

Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?

Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.

Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.

In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.

We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry’s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom… in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

By now I’m sure you know that the “Microblogging” web-site Twitter has been shut down – is it a coincidence that this “outage” blamed on an alleged “denial of service” attack came literally moments after a rigged senate confirmed racist Judge Sotomayor to the supreme court?

Obama has seen what social networking sites have done to his puppet-masters in Iran: He knows better than to allow the same thing in America. This is suppression of free speech folks: Just turn on CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the drive-by media and it’s almost as if they forgot to mention that the goddam wetbacks are taking over our once free country.

It’s only a matter of time before the Obama government shut down our email, web-sites and the rest of the Internet. Now that the liberals hold say in the supreme court I expect we will be seeing martial law within a few weeks.

My God have mercy on our souls!

JG

The ObamaScare Culture of Death Bill just gets worse with every passing day. Not only does it force women to have abortions at the risk of jail time – not only does it mandate that the government will tell your grandma when where and how she’ll be killed, but now, thanks to the Liberty Council, we find out that Barak Osama Homo bin Laden wants to have power over whether you get to stay the same sex as you are right now!  IT’S TRUE!  Obamacide includes a bit that says that so-called “gender transformation surgery” is gonna be mandated if this prime example of socialized wickedness gets passed.  That means that Homobama’s jackbooted “citizen army” can bust into your house at any time of the day or night, grab your daughter and attach a penis to her. But I guess if you’re a lie-beral, that sex change you can believe in.

Briefly Patriotic – ObamaScare Mandates Sex Change Surgery

Friends,

Every day the family is under attack from the vices of secularism and homosexuality, fortunately Shelley the Republican is here to guide our fellow patriots in need towards the TRUTH:

Dear Shelley,

I’m worried that my son might be becoming a homosexual. He has stopped attending church and since we sent him to a secular college he talks funny and acts all “european”. I’m so worried – the Pastor told us all about Homosexuality – I do not want my son to become one of them!  I do not want my son to go to Hell – what can I do to save his soul?

Yours Sinceerly, Mrs M. , Zappala, NY

Dear Mrs. Zappala, you were right to contact us, when you are faced with a serious problem the best thing you can do is contact a friend who is a true Chrisitan. Today we will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about your Son’s sick perversion. Together we can defeat it:

What causes Homosexuality?

To combat Homosexuality first you have to understand what it is: Leading scholars all agree that Homosexuality is actually a form of demonic possession. Your son may be possesed by one or more homosexual demons who may require exorcism. But how did the demon get into your son in the first place?

Leading exorcists agree that homosexuality is caused by gay-demons such as the one pictured above. Note it’s horns, and unusual genitalia? Would you want one of those inside your son? Of course not!

Leading expert on Homosexuality James Dobson has discovered that most kids are made into homos as a consequence of either negligent or abusive parents: That means if your child was not neglected, then it’s beyond doubt that he was sexually abused by your husband or some other family member as a child. It’s your duty to report your Husband’s criminality to the police. Next time you look into your Husband’s eyes consider that he may be a child molester and your son’s gay homosexuality might be his fault.

There are other possible causes: Vaccination has been linked by homosexuality. If you vaccinated your kids then there’s a very good chance that you might have turned them into gays. This is because every single bottle of vaccine ever made contains a single tiny demon ready to be injected into your kids. We reccomend that no Christian children should have any form of vaccination whatsoever until science has proved beyond all possible doubt that vaccination does not cause homosexuality. I’m sure every sensible person agrees that this is just plain common sense.

How should can we cure Homosexuality?

The first step in curing your child is to throw him out of your house:

It may seem cruel but you need to send a strong message that this “deathstyle” choice will not be tolerated. Under no circumstance should you show any form of acceptance for your child’s foolish behaviour. He will soon learn to understand that the only way to win back your favour is to reject these “European” ideas. Only once he has returned can you begin with the next and most important part of his treatment: Ex Gay Therapy.

Exorcising a gay demon should not be undertaken lightly:

Under no circumstances should this kind of work be undertaken by amateurs. You need help from somebody who is steeped in the Holy Blood of Christ – your pastor should do. Under no circumstances should you consult a psychiatrist or physician unless they are a member of your church or a practicioner of Focus on the Family approved Ex-Gay therapy. Unfortunately the medical professions have been overwhelmed by an an evil “anything goes” secularist culture. If your son is a more serious case you should consider refering him to Focus on the Family’s premier ex-gay ministry: Love Won Out.

STR Fact-File: Do “Gay Jenes” exist? Yes, our research has shown that certain brands of clothing can strongly encourage homosexual behaviour. If your child likes to wear “Calvin Kleins” or other tight-fitting cloths that is an obvious choice that your child be on the verge of selling his soul to a gay-demon and is about to make a lifestyle choice of homosexuality.

Look at your child’s possessions: Are they tainted by homosexuality? You may not realize it but a great many products owned by older kids are actually portals to hell. If you see any of the following items they should be destroyed, preferably in a consecrated fire:

• Apple products, including iPhones and iMacs. We have reported previously that these products can be used to play un-Christian movies and music. Your kid’s iPod might contain disruptive secular music. If it has there’s no way to remove it – the whole thing must be burnt.
• Tight-fiting and gay looking clothing. Do you know where your kid buys his clothes? Next time you go to a high-street fashon shop take a look at the kinds of underwear they sell? Ask yourself – are these sensible and Godly or are they shameless and provocative. If you are not sure it’s best to put them in the incinerator along with your kid’s Nintendo DS. Better safe than sorry.
• Books. When I was a kid, I only had 2 kinds of book on my shelf: The Bble and the complete works of C. S. Lewis. Pretty much anything else is a sure recipe to turn your kid into a homo. Be on the look out for sicence-fiction or fantasy books. These are espeically harmful as they tempt your child towards the occult: Another word for homosexuality.

Now that you know what to do do not feel araid to do what God is telling you to do: The sooner your kid is out on the streets, the sooner he will be saved.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Dear Readers:

Freedom of Speech is one of the core values of in this great land of ours. Everybody has a say, within some very strictly defined limits.

Below you’ll find one of the many hateful emails we at STR receive every day. Just go ahead and read how wrong and stupid they are.

Kind regards,
Shelley N. Goodman

From: xxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: A Concerned Viewer
Date: June 27, 2009 5:46:07 AM GMT+02:00
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com

Warning: What follows is, yes, criticizing your site, so if you can’t handle criticism, please, read the last paragraph. If anything, I would want you to read that.

From the moment I clicked on the link to your site from Uncyclopedia’s page on ‘Conservatives’ I felt an unholy shiver trickle down my spine. I knew I had gone in over my head. When that page loaded the conserva-rays being emitted from my computer caused all the nature in my house to die. I had to rush my cat to the hospital due to severe internal hemorrhaging. The doctors said the only people on earth causing such a blight to nature was Bush, or perhaps McCain, but it appears there’s a rival for their conservative-ness. I’m pretty sure all my goldfish are dead. The Origin of Species crinkled and burned on my book shelf, only leaving a blackened husk. Even the Bible got singed, which boggled me even more.

I, luckily, don’t lean incredibly towards Conservatism or Liberalism very much, so I got by even if reading your site gave me an intense headache.

The level of brainwashed propaganda on that site would make Josef Stalin cringe. A was wracked with hearty guffows reading the options for your current poll, What is Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s hidden agenda? I find also find your lack of real evidence against Obama has lead you to criticzing his name, instead of anything solid. The same goes for the ‘Democ-rats’. Clicking “God’s Hitlist’, finally did the Bible in, it burst into flames throwing burning shreds everywhere. Had it still been intact it would have done that very same thing yet again when I clicked on ‘Problems’.

I don’t know if your ‘pastor’ is real or if he’s just made-up by you people to brain-wash some more hapless individuals, but regardless you might want to hire a new guy cause he ain’t a man of god, that’s for sure.

“I personally have no problem with you, but unfortunately you are going to Hell. It’s not me who says that – it’s God.”

I like how this man poses as a herald of God, by constantly saying that you’re going to Hell without showing the shred of compassion or diginity God would have. It pains me that a person like myself is more holy than this ‘holy’ man.

I also find it funny how this ‘pastor’ constantly whores your site, exclaiming to donate to your site, and yelling at people ‘Vote Republican!’, even more convincing me this man is just a figment of your narrow mind. God would be very ashamed of you.

But here, I’ll humor you. I want a real, good reason why, for example, gay marriage shouldn’t be allowed or gays at all for that matter. My gay and lesbian brothers and sisters (Metaphorically of course, though my sister is bi) do no harm to this world. They spread happiness and optimism everywhere they go and are viciously attacked by people such as yourself, so I ask you, Why are are they ‘evil”? Please try as hard as you can not to bring God into this, exhaust all arguments you have before taking the religious note.

- Marcus

I’m getting pretty darn tired of lie-beral defeato-crats and their screeches of RIGHT WING EXTREMISM.  Just because some neo-Nazi walks into the Holocaust Museum with a gun and starts shooting that somehow makes him a “right wing nut”.  That just don’t make no sense.  It shows just what hypocrites the radical left is when they use the stereotyping they accuse us of.  Just as there are plenty of niggers that aren’t lazy, shiftless and living off the state (Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas, for example) not every single person who tries to blow away Jews is a right wing extremist.  And if you stopped to think about it for a minute it’d be pretty dang clear that James Von Brunn was about as lefty as they come.

I’m gonna take these lies one at a time

He’s a racist so he must be right wing – The Republican Party is the party that freed the slaves.  The Republican Party made a Negro like Clarence Thomas a Justice of the Supreme Court.  Who hates Israel so much they’ll let towelheads trample all over the land God gave to the Jews?  Not the Republicans.  Liberals hate Jews because all liberals wanna do is spend money and if you can get a Jew to part with a nickel, you gotta minor miracle on your hands.  The only thing we hate is that some Jews might not give their life over to Jesus when the Rapture comes and they’ll get left behind.  Only someone who truly cares about the Jews could tell them something like that.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He’s a Nazi so he must be right wing - Y’all just don’t remember the name of the Nazi party, do ya?  It was the “National Socialist German Workers’ Party”.  Didja see how I made one word bold and slanty?  Do you know what that word says?  If y’all went to a government school, you might not be able to read it.  The word is “Socialist“ and it means that the goverment wants to run everything and turn you into some kinda robot slave working to serve the Illuminati.  Republicans ain’t socialists.  Never have been and never will be.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He used a gun so he must be right wing - Wrong.  He used a gun as an offensive weapon, like a cowardly liberal, rather than a defensive weapon which is what guns are made for.  The first rule of gun safety is NEVER point a gun, loaded or unloaded, at another living person unless they have illegally entered your home or the dictates of common sense say that you’re within your legal right to kill them.  Von Brunn, obviously, had no respect for guns or for human life.  In other words, he worshipped the culture of death.  In other words, Von Brunn is a liberal.

He was protesting something so he must be right wing - The main scream, Jew owned media pulled the wool over the eyes of the American people so bad over our Tea Parties that no one remember that it’s the DUMBO-CRATS that are the ones that protest everything.  And it’s the DUMBO-CRAT protests that almost always turn violent.  Look at Chicago in 1968 when the hippies rioted so bad that the police had to crack open their skulls.  Same thing with Kent State.  I can’t think of one single tea-bagging Republican that got arrested for even spitting on the sidewalk, let alone firing a gun.  None other than Rush Limbaugh understand that Von Brunn “”has more in common with the marchers and protesters we see at left-wing rallies.”  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

Let’s look at a couple of other points that you ain’t gonna see Keith “I’ve Got A German Name” Olberman talking about -

Von Brunn hated Bush…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn didn’t support he war on terror…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn had a copy of The Weekly Standard implying that their offices was gonna his next stop

Von Brunn hated God – Not once in all of his Nazi, Jew-hating, liberal writings did he say anything about Jesus being his Lord and Savior.

And if that don’t prove he’s a lie-beral, I don’t know what will

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America.  But you wouldn’t listen.  "Ha ha," you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, "it’s just a bike.  What wrong with riding a bike?  You don’t use no gas.  You help the ‘environment’.  You get exercise.  Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!"

One of these days one of two things is gonna happen -

1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God

2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.

Satan can’t wait to get you into Hell so he
can’t torture you for all eternity.  And it ain’t
gonna be easy torture like waterboarding.

What did riding a bike get us?  The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.

What’s The World Naked Bike Ride?  It’s people riding bikes…NAKED.  Right out in plain view!  Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to!  Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes!  What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child?  What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia?  Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness?  Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?

I’d say yes.

Bike riding can lead to lesbianism, homosexuality, body painting
and white slavery.

And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God.  It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas.  Guess who loves riding bikes?  Commies and yurpeens, that’s who.  How are their economies doing?  Not as good as ours.  Why?  Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called "citizens of the world" who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway.  They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.

Support America!  Drive a car!

It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors of Shelley The Republican that certain homosexual, liberal and other such European-oriented persons have attempted to smear our pristine reputation as defenders of ALL life with the base and baseless insinuation that, in some way, we were responsible for the death of the immoral mass murderer, George Tiller the Baby Killer.

Nothing could be further from the truth

After deep consultation with our lawyers, we can state plainly, conclusively and legally that according to the laws of the state of Iowa and the broader laws given by God to the United States of America, none of the staff of Shelley The Republican has any legal, moral or theoretical culpability in Scott Roeder’s decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

It should be noted that

1) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs have provided monetary assistance to The Army of God, Operation Rescue or any other commonly known defenders of pre-born rights for at least the past fiscal quarter.  All efforts to defend pre-borns have been carried out by our own STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide 5013c organization.

2) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to ShellyPAC for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of ShelleyPAC.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

3) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of STR Ladies Against The Pre-born Genocide .  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

4) Scott Roeder has not monetarily contributed to the Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle for at least the past three months which, according to the bylaws, dictate that he could not legally refer to himself as a "member" of Pray For George Tiller’s Death Prayer Circle.  Any reference he may or may not have made has no legally binding status with regard to our 5013c incorporation.

5) None of the staff or related PACs, groups or clubs received or initiated contact with Scott Roeder since the time he made the decision to follow God’s wise plan and discontinue the career of a genocidal monster.

Furthermore, we at Shelley The Republican strongly condemn the fake-President’s decision to spend our tax dollars on FBI agents to defend other baby killers and genocidal perverts from the wrath of God.  Rather than going after peaceful, law-abiding Christians we suggest, instead, that he spend that money defending God-fearing Christians from the attacks of islamo-facists and homosexuals.

We also demand that he form a commision to look into his immediate impeachment.

In Jesus’ Name

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Heavenly Father

On this, Your day of days
We humbly thank You for all that You do for us
From giving us the freedom and fire power to spread Your words of love and forgiveness to the wicked and deluded in the Middle East
To justly and rightly guiding the bullet that sent to George Tiller the Baby Killer to a Hell, the misery of which he could never imagine
And we take comfort from the fact that as he lay there bleeding all over the floor of his church, his calls for Your forgiveness went unaswered
For only You can kill pre-borns
We hope the positive effect of killing George Tiller will spur You to kill another abortionist today
And on every Sunday until the voice of all pre-borns can heard singing Your praises without fear of getting lynched in the womb

In Your Holy Name, we praise You

Amen