This is to all you liberals out there that keep calling me a “racist”. Guess what: I aint! I will have you know that I am an official “Friend of Herman”. Yep, I am throwing all of my support behind Herman Cains candidacy! This man has what it takes to make American right again. He aint like the Kenyian in the White House. Is is a real, true, honest to God American! Well ok, he aint white as Jesus or I am, but at least he is no foreigner that wants to destroy America.

Herman Cains 9-9-9 plan is pure genius. Implemented this plan will make our tax system easy to understand for everybody. Companies will beg us to allow them to conduct business in America. They are gonna hire millions of employed for good wages. Unemployment won’t be an issue no more and we will be able to pay down all them debts that Obama got us.

As for the whore that try to pin some sexual assault charges on Herman Cain: It aint true. Trust me. I know when somebody lies and this woman lie. They are liberal whores that fear the pure star power emanating from  Hermans brilliant candidacy. Those woman, especially this “ByALick” woman, she is a prostitute paid by the Democ-Rat party. No doubt. I give you my word that Herman would never tough them slut. Do you know why? Because he can get better anytime he wants. But he don’t, cause  he is a God-fearing Christian man and they don’t so that kind of stuff.

Please do what you can to support Herman Cain. Visit http://www.hermancain.com/, give money, register as volunteer. He can be president! We can do it. Go to work folks! It is just like Ronald Reagan used to say: “I have a dream (and I will make it come true!)”.

God bless,

Shelley N. Goodman
email: shelley@ShelleyTheRepublican.com
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This is a 100% true story told to me by a close Christian friend who saw it all happening. I think you will find this story as inspirational as I did. It’s a sobering story all about the danger of making stuoid remarks, especially atheistic remarks!

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform… I’ll give you exactly 15 min.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was too busy today protecting America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.”

The classroom erupted in cheers!

What an inspirational hero. I hope that I would have done the same if I had been in that same situation, except that I wouldn’t have waited fourteen minutes to smack that filthy low-life ACLU scumbag in the face.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Could we be looking at the last few days of the Obama presidency? The world looked on in shock as Barack Hussein Obama perpetrated what might be the greatest act of fraud in the entire history of America: After many years of promising to reveal his birth-certificate, as required by the constitution, he has revealed a document which everybody – including ultra-leftists – can see is a blatent fake:

Lets take to the street and bring this government down!

JG

Romney is and always has been a RINO – we need to elect a TRUE CHRISTIAN candidate. Only a candidate with the full backing of Jesus Christ can defeat the Obama anti-Christ.

JG

A few months back Billy Bob Neck exposed MSNBC’s anchor-woman Rachel Maddow as a vampire. At the time many folks simply laughed in ridicule at Mr. Neck’s tireless investigation. Billy revealed the truth to Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and O’Reilly but they all said that this news was too controversial even for them.

Undaunted, he kept on searching for facts. Billy pieced together all of the evidence slowly building up a picture as incontrovertible as it was damming of Ms Maddow. Billy revealed this truth on his own show and podcast: Billy Bob Neck’s Hour of Being Good – which is fast becoming one of America’s most trusted source for unbiased opinion.

And the people listened. Real America listened. And real America petitioned Rachel Maddow to address these allegations.

We shall allow her confession to speak for itself:

Billy Bob Neck exposes Rachel Maddow as a lesbian vampire

Note that not once did Maddow deny being a lesbian vampire. Her attempt to make light of these allegations is a classic distraction technique beloved of liberal types. I think we can rest assured that Billy was 100% right!

Jimmy Goddard

What is the institution upon which our once-great nation was founded? The Bill of Rights, The Constitution, The Mayflower Accord? No – look in your very own book-case for the real answer: The Holy Bible and Christian Marriage. Our Christian nation was founded on God’s law to be a shining example of morality and Christianity for the world to see.

Unfortunately our nation has been perverted by liberals, negros, jews, the illuminati, illegal immigrants – but most all the homos. These groups wish to destroy America from the inside by spreading the lie that we are a secular nation. No state is more corrupt than California – an ugly “blue state” where a federal judge just thrust a jagged dagger into the beating heart of marriage.

Judge walker ruled that homos should have exactly the same rights to marry as heterosexual couples. If everything is legally the same then that our normal marriages are now legally homosexual! That’s right – Judge Walker is trying to make us ALL GAY!

It’s time to act: We the readers of STR do not wish to be turned into gays. That is why Shelley The Republican and America’s leading pro-family group the Alliance Defence Fund will appeal this dangerous ruling. The Senior Council of ADF gave this sobering statement:

“We will certainly appeal this disappointing decision. Its impact could be devastating to marriage and the democratic process,” Raum said. “It’s not radical for more than 7 million Californians to protect marriage as they’ve always known it. What would be radical would be to allow a handful of activists to gut the core of the American democratic system and, in addition, force the entire country to accept a system that intentionally denies children the mom and the dad they deserve.”

Why cant the liberals accept Brian’s simple logic? Cant they see how allowing the gays to marry infringes on the civil rights of the seven million people in California want to live in peace without giggling homos performing acts of sexual lewdness on every street corner.

Please Pray for:

• A return to righteousness across America.
• People whose lives will be impacted by the result of this ruling.
• For the appeal process now by mounted by the Alliance Defense Fund.

You all know Dr George Rekers. No man has done more than him to help cure people of the affliction of Homosexuality (except possibly Dr. James Dobson). George is the founder of the Family Research Council and a board member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) – one of the world’s most trusted names in ex-gay restoration therapy.

You and I both know that he’s a great guy who, like us, is campaigning for the re-introduction of Levitical laws concerning homosexuality, specifically that all Homos should be put to death just like Jesus told us to do. Amen to that!

But some folks are haters – these are folks who do not let a good man like George get on peacefully with his work. These are folks who do not respect George’s religious freedoms to speak out against the hellish death-style of homosexual sodomy. These people will do anything to discredit good men like George, including smearing with their own despicable vice.

Doctor George and his travel assistant Lucien. Does this look like a homosexual encounter? Of course not – Doctor George is simply using this as an opportunity to introduce the young man to Jesus. There is nothing even remotely gay about a well known preacher taking a young member of his flock on an extended witnessing trip to Europe, heck I do it all the time and nobody is accusing me of being gay!

Unfortunately for the homos, nobody who knows George Rekers will believe for a moment that he is homo. You do not need to hear it from me, George’s own Godly words clearly tell the truth:

A recent article in an alternative newspaper cleverly gave false impressions of inappropriate behavior because of its misleading innuendo, incorrectly implying that Professor George Rekers used the Rentboy.com website to hire a male prostitute to accompany him on a recent trip.

Contrary to Internet stories based on this slanderous article, following medical advice Professor George Rekers requires an assistant to lift his luggage in his travels because of an ongoing condition following surgery. His family, local friends, and even another university professor colleague have offered to accompany him on trips to assist him in his travel. Dr. Rekers found his recent travel assistant by interviewing different people who might be able to help, and did not even find out about his travel assistant’s Internet advertisements offering prostitution activity until after the trip was in progress.

There was nothing inappropriate with this relationship. Professor Rekers was not involved in any illegal or sexual behavior with his travel assistant.

See, that explains it perfectly. There wasn’t any gay-sex going on just preaching and praising the Lord. George didnt pick a muscle-bound young man out of sexual arousal, but for the simple fact he needed somebody strong enough to carry the considerable weight of his travelling luggage.

Indeed, when he first became aware of his travelling assistant’s deviant sexual proclivities he used this as an opportunity to encourage this young man to give up his homosexual ways and embrace Jesus! Is that the kind of thing a homo would do, heck no.

The plain fact is that Dr. George Rekers is completely heterosexual!

Yours in Christ

Jimmy Goddard

Is it possible to doubht the power of imprecatory prayer? As you may know for the last year or so we have been setting aside time to pray for the death of God’s enemies. Some of our loyal readers have been following Pastor Drake’s advice to pray for God to send his wrathful vengeance to smite the sinners, secularists, homosexuals and evil doers who are trying to corrupt our once-great nation.

Thanks to your prayers God has seen fit to terminate the sinful life of yet another of his enemies. Let us join together and give thanks to Jesus for sending former-Senator John P Murtha to the damnation that he has so richly deserved. Thank you Jesus for sending Murtha to Hell. Thank you for allowing us to cross another one of your enemies names from God’s hit-list. It’s not just God’s hitlist anymore, it’s everybody’s hitlist. Together we can cleanse this land of the unriteous with the power of prayer.

Just because God won another victory, it’s no time to give up. By killing Murtha it’s God’s way of telling us that we have to pray harder. He’s telling us that if we want Barrack Hussein Obama to die too we need to pray even harder than that. We need to follow Pastor Wiley Drake’s godly example and devote just about every spare minute of our lives to praying for the death of the people who hate God and America.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It’s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism?

Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word “volunteer” is mentioned only once in the ESV, yet the socialistic word “comrade” is used three times, “laborer(s)” is used 13 times, “labored” 15 times, and “fellow” (as in “fellow worker”) is used 55 times.

Isn’t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
9. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
10. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

It’s time to defend our friend and fellow patriot from the unwarranted and deceitful attacks perpetrated by liberal enemies of the TRUTH. Supporters of Barrack Hussein Obama are trying to punish Glen Beck simply for asking important questions such as whether the President of the USA is a racist or an illegal immigrant? Glen is being harassed simply for asking hard questions that lapdog mainstream media avoid. Anybody who has observed liberals for as long as I have knows that this is absolutely typical behaviour: When a liberal is faced by a a clear argument which he lacks the intellectual capacity to respond to his response is to sneer and attack.

Glen Beck is not a rapist or a murderer, he is a true American patriot.

These hate-campaigners have alleged that Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. This preposterous rumour-mongering is backed up by absolutely no evidence at all. Nevertheless, a howling pack of liberal attack-dogs have assembled sites such as glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com and deathblow.com sites which serve no other purpose than to promote this unfounded scandal. I have repeatedly challenged these fools to show their evidence. Trust me, it’s like talking to a brick wall. They merely respond with innuendo after innuendo. It’s disgusting.

While it’s hard to pin down these libtards on even the most basic details of their allegations the essence is that they are accusing Mr. Beck of raping a young woman around the year 1990. His accusers have produced obviously bogus “police records”, which are clearly as fake as Obama’s US birth certificate. Clearly they believe that by fermenting a scandal they can damage the good name of Glen Beck. Furthermore, his tormenters have demanded that Beck refute their silly allegations. I honestly wonder how they expect Mr. Beck to respond to their vague accusations when even his accusers cannot present a shred of credible evidence against this great American patriot.

I’m sure Mr. Beck agrees with STR that these accusations are so absurd that they require no refutation, however suffice it to say that I have personally known Glen Beck since long before 1990. I know that he is a kind and trustworthy man. He is a committed and prayerful God-Fearing Christian. There’s absolutely no way he’d be capable of any kind of rape or murder.

These are just a few of the great American brands who are committed to backing Glen Beck’s one-man crusade for the truth about Barrack Hussein Obama. These companies will not give in to pressure from the corrupt liberal minority who hate America.

The liberal strategy is plainly transparent: They are trying to cut Glen off from the many sponsors who defend his first-amendment rights to criticize the President on prime-time cable. I predict that this attack will fail: There’s no way that great American companies like Pfeizer, ADT, HSBC and Liberty Medical will be fooled by this ham-fisted attempt to defame a man whose only crime is to speak common sense to the American people.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

UPDATE: An urgent prayer alert from Billy Bob Neck. Liberals, leave Glenn Beck Alone!

Are these people terrorists?

If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t.  But Janet Napolitano thinks they are.  If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing "re-education" to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.

Know who else had a plan like that?  Hitler.

Wanna talk about an axis of evil?  If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.

I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:

George Washington :

This is called a "dollar bill".  It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system.  It ain’ t just meaningless paper.  It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box.  It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread.  It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something.  It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.  It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world.  It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.

Guess whose picture is on it?  That’s right.  George Washington.  Why is his picture on the dollar bill?  BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Mother Theresa

Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems.  Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Ronald Reagan

Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the  Commies tried to sneak up on him.  He was that kinda man.  A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like.  A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate.  A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared.  In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.

The Pope

Ok.  I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist.  He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed.  He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed.  He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world.  My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt.  So I’m gonna do that.  But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.

You

Do you love America?  Do you think that all life is sacred?  Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus?  Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel?  Are you one of the tens of  millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do?  Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed?  Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it?  Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time?  If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.

But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.

Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY !

God is Love!
BBN

Would you put an alcoholic in charge of a liquor store? Would you put a paedophile in charge of an elementary school? How about hiring a bunch of Mexicans to run a border-crossing… would you trust a "liberal economist"?

Some things are so obviously dunb, you just know that if anybody were to try it the results would be bad. Unfortunately it seems that the libtards really are in charge of the economy, and the got their own magazine. It’s laugably called "The Economist". This article "How to stop the drug wars " has got to be one of the dumbest things a liberal has ever written, and trust me… that’s saying a lot!

The ever-sensationalist "Economist" used this image not to illustrate the well-documented dangers of drugs, but the war on drugs. This is so typical of the backwards thinking of the liberals: They will say or do anything to criticize Reagan’s legacy.

I’m informed that one of the side-effects of smoking dope is loss of memory: In this case the ultra-leftists at the Economist have forgotten the sensible reasons why drugs were banned in the first place:

100 years ago our concerned leaders were forced to ban drugs because negros were smoking them and then raping our white daughters. These days all we have to do is arrest drug users before they become race-rapists. As an added benefit the corrections industry employs hundreds of thousands of hard-working white Christian families.

What will happen if we legalize pot?

All those drug-using blacks will be let out on the streets. Do you think they will vote for a responsible party like the Republicans… heck no. They will vote the way all dope-fiends vote… for the Dumbocrats. And just ask yourself, how Obama is going to thank those ex-cons for voting for him? First he makes dope legal, next he’s going to make rape legal. It’s so obvious, why is it that the liberals cannot see this sliperly slope?

A negro sucking on what his kind call a "jazz cigarette": By his outlandish looks and inattentive demeanor you can tell he is up to no good. Obama wants him to walk free so he can kill your kids and then steal your car. Is this what you want?

So if we allow dope to be legalized we could be granting an almost permanent majority to the dumb-dems. Lets not let America down – we gotta keep those black drug-rapists locked up for the good of our country. Please write to your representative and urge him to vote against legalizing pot because you don’t want the blacks to come and rape your daughters.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard